Top 10 Black Sayings |

[@ninjaman815]

Kev recording on a Nokia that first clip

[@BigBoiBleu]

That .makes 0 sense

[@kamausuniverse]

@@BigBoiBleuobviously cuz the quality is trash bruh😭

[@mannyfresh5051]

@@kamausuniversehomie just tryna argue 🤣🤣

[@akeemharris9872]

Yes it did lol​@@BigBoiBleu

[@IntuitivelyDriven]

😂

[@Lockettnextdoor]

Honarable mention black saying: “Rippin & runnin” 😂

[@olskooltomyheart]

Lmao and hootin/hoopin and hollerin!!

[@dcampbell5508]

Skinnin and grinnin

[@olskooltomyheart]

@@dcampbell5508 and snigglin and gigglin 😂

[@dcampbell5508]

Shuckin and jivin

[@stryfetc1471]

"Stop crying before I give you something to cry about!"

[@karaamundson3964]

My Whitest Mom said that to me times without count!

[@JustRyan214]

“Boo boo the fool” needed to be on the list😂

[@freestyleskyline]

That's a black momma FA SHO

[@olskooltomyheart]

Facts!! Because we don't know who it is! But we for damn sure know who it AIN'T 😂

[@shonb989]

"Dont get me to lyin", is a big one for me.

[@gregreid96]

Lol. This one is definitely Top 10.

[@mirandacummings318]

Yes!!!

[@amberkirk6230]

Absolutely! Translation: "I have no idea." 😂

[@Black.History.365]

I saw this Nigerian saying and died! “Wisdom is chasing you, but you move faster” 🤣 🤣

[@Nakyla-yk4sc]

now thats funny

[@babytattjones]

“ So boom “ is another good one lmao

[@babytattjones]

I’m surprised no one said “ I’m not one of your little friends “ lol

[@freestyleskyline]

Or the extra angry "I'm not one of yo little UGLY friends"

[@browngoddess5340]

LONG STORY SHORT is always long as hell 😂😂 and we go back like 4 flats on a Cadillac.

[@dblr4931]

What about "truth be told"

[@tigerlilly9038]

*"Looka Here!"* is platinum because it depends so much on *HOW* you say it 😂😂. Depending on how it's said "looka here" is a warning, a threat, a joyous greeting, an alert, an expression of disgust, a cry of satisfaction *ALL OF THIS AND MORE* 😂😂

[@mrjohnnyb83ify]

"THAT AINT NOBODY BUT THE DEVIL"

[@Passion84GodAlways]

The JOY that Kev & Tony have when together...PRICELESS!!! 👑❤️🖤💚👑

[@jdg7515]

Favorite part of this podcast

[@avaholloway32]

I love to see them be folded up in laughter 😂😂🤣🤣

[@Passion84GodAlways]

@@jdg7515 - Mine too! 😃

[@Passion84GodAlways]

@@avaholloway32 - Me too! 🥰😂

[@larsp8665]

"I brought you in this world and I'll take you out" is the undefeated undisputed world heavyweight champion of black sayings

[@karaamundson3964]

💯 💶

[@daniellelake7889]

"A hard head makes a soft behind" in the Caribbean: "Those who don't listen must feel"

[@mirandacummings318]

I like that one, "Those who don't listen, must feel."

[@HelloMsSongbird]

My mom said the first one, but the Caribbean saying is much scarier 🤷🏾‍♀️🤣🤣

[@Blu3Br3]

The fall aint gonna hurt ya, its when you land that you have to worry about...😅😂😂😂 They who dont listen must feel... tickled me so hard in my funny bone.. its so simple yet true 😂😂😂

[@likeglue42]

Hard head bird don't make good soup

[@philipaitken6680]

💯

[@kayymarie1105]

“I see you!” Is another good one and it has several meanings

[@MartyMcFly321]

Old black men having a compliment off is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@jarelington]

If Tony was a superhero, his only weakness would be biscuits 😂🤣

[@tanisharattigan7602]

😂😂😂😂

[@kylanol]

Pronounced Bil-skits

[@brandonjones3680]

There's biscuits in here!!!!

[@B.Ent98]

Lol biscuits be so dry and thick I don’t get it

[@LaTrey_95]

Tahir fumbling his words while holding biscuits would fold Tony up 😂😂😂

[@NannaP27]

Kev had the hostage footage in the beginning😭😭

[@_Jayskiii_]

😂😂

[@gabrielscruggs2296]

I was waiting for the dollar amount for the ransom

[@mrs.robbiek2772]

"Chile" is another one that means multiple things 😂

[@latoyajohnson8695]

A whole pleather of things lmao 😂

[@michelleej]

@@latoyajohnson8695 plethora?

[@Avrilranze]

"You can try me if you want to." My mother used to say this when "the look" was not working.

[@patricecaudle7284]

"You good" should be on there

[@doctorzayy]

3:28 Giving plasma is a gateway to everything else is crazy 😂😂😂😂

[@stryfetc1471]

"Suckoffs is next!"

[@karaamundson3964]

I *died!* 💯 💶

[@chacolot1]

All money ain't good money. I said that to my Asian co worker, who was asking if I was doing OT ... Hellllll nah. He said, but we get OT pay. I had something to do after work, and said all money ain't good money. He didn't immediately understand, but once he did, it blew his mind 🤯......I heard him say it a few days later 😂😂😂

[@Blu3Br3]

😂😂😂 thats too cute to me, and funny

[@pipperlue]

This is adorable 😂❤️

[@matthewfairchild3846]

Nice job putting him on 🤣

[@ancientflames5138]

You know his father would disapprove of such saying 🙎🏻‍♂️

[@HeftyJefa]

I love that saying but what’s so mind blowing about it? I guess it would be to people that fall in love with capitalism now that I think about it.

[@gm692000us]

“God don’t like ugly” My mom: “He ain’t to fond of pretty either” 😂😂😂😂

[@keneflucas937]

😂 "A'ight now!"....was me speaking to my neighbor just the other day...😂

[@michaelharris7157]

“Mind you” is the “I see dead people “ of story plot twists.

[@maxerinjames]

It's more of a reminder or what to consider as the story considers. "Mind you, I was sitting across the street when she started running..."

[@JackieBrownSBC]

The giggles after Kev hovered over the shape wear.

[@lynnayesmith-winters7922]

I laughed so hard I was afraid I would get a cramp in my stomach!

[@racquellevias9297]

Watching ya'll is like the 1st night at granny's when all the cousins at the dinner table giggling at everything just because. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ItsJustDiggs]

I’m only halfway through, so I don’t know if y’all said it, but one of my favorites is “I don’t know what to tell you.”

[@Randallcb]

I’m not even 10 mins in and I had to stop it cause I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 These two together kills me 😂😂😂

[@Yentirb68]

17:23 I love black men complementing each other ❤❤❤. It’s the best thing to observe 🥰

[@IndomitableAde]

25:26 I love my brother's version of "now here's the kicker." He always says "now here go the cake-taker..." and whatever it is always takes the cake! He's a master!

[@LebohangKhoali]

Kev Really meant it when he said "Tony is the best comedian he knows" 😅😂

[@Lildequavious]

Yall wrong, im at the plasma place right now 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheKelliLam]

I’m a Patreon member, but I saw this on KZbin and immediately clicked! I needed this. I love seeing you guys together 😊

[@jermainedowdell9783]

“If I had your hand i would’ve been cut mine off” 🤣🤣

[@theoriginalspur]

I will say this... 😂 Or you got the best hands baby 😂

[@eshondalewis9446]

Kev's laugh is contagious😅 it makes everything funnier

[@cordelia3377]

These two fools give me LIIIIIFE!!!! One minute I'm in my office mindin' my own business...then here come the Bald Brothers 🙄...now everybody wanna know what I'm in my office HOLLERIN' about 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KingJusTee]

“Gimme got shot” is the one every black person should have heard at least once in their life..especially down souf 😂😂

[@stephensanderson5761]

And gimme got you here lol

[@belindalindsey607]

I've never heard of that.

[@amberkirk6230]

Dang, I heard "Gimme got his neck broke messin' wit his kinfolk"! 🤣🤣

[@thebossladya2493]

Never heard that a day in my life.

[@smarti1144]

@@stephensanderson5761gimme what got you here! Classic!

[@comedianvisionaryspeaks4209]

Suggestions: Top 10: 1 Movies with Black Female Leads 2 Movies that tanked the ending 3 Songs that made you cry 4 One Hit Wonders 5 Politicians that you think can fight 6 Movies with twist endings 7 TV show annoying characters 8 Songs that were over 5 min long 9 Best Revenge movies 10 Best TV show cousins

[@rahmahgrant]

Best TV Show cousins....yes!

[@DellaCreme]

"You straight" umpteen meanings "Yo little" in any variation. "Gone with YO LITTLE..." "Do YO LITTLE..." etc... "Shiiiiid"

[@darrin567ify]

Now i love a good SHIIIIID!!😂

[@lashondra9150]

Maaaannnn I love watching yall crazy selves. Biscuit talk is EVERYthing! HAAAAAAAAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣

[@Passion84GodAlways]

"CHIIIIIIIIILE" gotsta be in the Top 10! 😃

[@MsJoniGibson]

Now why did Google offer to translate your comment for me??😂

[@Passion84GodAlways]

@@MsJoniGibson - The AAVE disrespeck! 😒🙄 😄😆😅😂🤣🤣

[@shonb989]

@@Passion84GodAlways FR FR!!!

[@tamararodriguez4413]

Bruh... this is Gold‼️‼️Tony and Kev Had Me IN TEARS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@belindalindsey607]

OMG, if these two had never met, we'd be missing out of so much laughter.

[@o.b.bossdawg9047]

My first apartment was $150 a month one bedroom efficiency back in 1989 my damu and split the rent $75 a piece. Man times has changed

[@mst675]

"I can show you better than I can tell you" meant my parents were done talking . . . . 😢😥

[@brianfluellen2162]

“Just stand there, I got the rest” 😂

[@LouisMooreIII]

💀 😂

[@xaviercartier]

16:55 “..I Can’t Call It..” Is The Equivalent Of A Photo Finish In A Race; At First Glance You Can’t Tell Who Won, Until You See The Snapshot. So, Are You Having A Good (Or Bad) Day You Ask? “I Can’t Call It.” I Respond. Lol 😂 #ClassicBlackSayings

[@Passion84GodAlways]

Tony is HI-LAR-I-OUS!!! 🍞

[@rasheedfarquharson649]

Tony took me out “ it would’ve been end of the infinity war “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Millennial_Matriarch]

I love a well placed “quiet as it’s kept”. What was quiet is now loud af and everyone knows 😂

[@keishamay904]

My favorite is" If the Lord see fit and the creek don't rise."😂

[@phylisiad2979]

Do you know how fine you have to be to automatically know you'll get compliments in a suit and DECIDE not to do it lol

[@nicoleobrien5987]

Chile!!😂 Did u see the pics? Tony was OUTSIDE! 👍🏾 He might not wanna hear it but he was 'casket sharp'/'clean'/'lettin' the people have it' (tried to throw in as many black sayings as I could 😝) in his blush vest/tailored slacks/hard bottoms ensemble! 😍

[@MissandeiWorm]

My mom’s favorite “sharper than Cooter Brown”

[@Crenshaw17]

“What that gotta do with the cost of tea in China?”

[@olskooltomyheart]

Now they know we can't leave out, "you made your bed hard, you gotta lay in it", "ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of", "if it was a snake it would've bit you", "but you ain't heard that from me", "telling a bold face lie", "listen....", "shut up lying", "don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash." I could go on and on but i gotta go to work in the morning 😂

[@Dxgreen]

Not the Plasma money 😂😂

[@Marx1684]

10:04 Those strawberry biscuits are criminal. Straight up break me down. Neck scratching with a twitch type affliction. 😅

[@josephlindsey5210]

Kev opened this episode as a Ovengold Rotisserie Chicken

[@xaviercartier]

“God” Tier Joke. 😂😂💀

[@taleana1219]

Just glistening 😂

[@josephlindsey5210]

@@xaviercartierthank you, thank you, thank you 😂😂😂😂

[@BeautiifulliMade]

Not the Razr camera intro 😂😂

[@aflysistah]

This episode has me HOLLERING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cocomel444]

When someone tries to come for me after I make a comment online, I say “Bless your little heart.”

[@Terrence_Cox]

Going to get the food is probably the fastest I've ever seen Kev move

[@Skillshots007]

"And people in hell want cold water"

[@BeckTech-u4e]

Im sorry y'all, when Kev said Jenny's hair was koyfed it was over for me.😂😂😂

[@michelleej]

Coiffed ☺️

[@BeckTech-u4e]

@michelleej /kwäft/

[@moodyone444]

My mom: God don’t like ugly and he ain’t too fond of pretty/beautiful 😭

[@earlonaweary9155]

I thought it was "ain't too fond of cute".

[@moodyone444]

@@earlonaweary9155 my mom says pretty/beautiful. I hear all types of variations but it’s always “God don’t like ugly”

[@gm692000us]

My mom: “Don’t let your wooden god and cornstalk Jesus fool you”…. 😂😂😂

[@angelyoung3140]

Sterling K Brown kicked it off with the JLo shade

[@slarita9]

Used a 1997 Motorola for the promo clip

[@gospel3067]

Ppl from the Bronx issued Jennifer a virtual cease & desist from saying she was "Jenny from the block".

[@hotcumodity7777]

I’m from the Bronx & this is funny as f^ck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@codename3rdeye737]

Me watching at the plasma center 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@InLoveWith41]

That Ad left me in shambles😂😂 #BRICK 🧱

[@1tristenvance]

Compliment fight like Dumbledor and Voldemort 😭😭😭

[@SimplyAisha16]

He said "that's EXTRA nothing!" 😂😂

[@RadiantRenewalAcademy]

The Black Louisiana in me will always and forever say CHIIIIIIIIILE, you aint gon believe dis!!

[@belindalindsey607]

My mom used to say, 'the more I do for you, the worst y'all get'.

[@NickEn816]

Tony dusting away after chewing the pork fat has me in tears

[@MetanoiaTarot]

What kinda found footage is the first part of this video?

[@shawntethompson6282]

He recorded that jawn from the microwave, didn’t he?! 😂

[@fdoctor79]

What About I know you lieing or the Devil is a lie. 😅😂 Kev and Tony be cracking each other up. 😊

[@BandedFuture]

If "I can't call it" didn’t make the list, I was gonna protest. Lol.

[@hell2joy517]

I was having the worse night, until I watched this! HILARIOUSS! THANK YOU😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 #BALDBROTHERS

[@_VICK_]

I’m dying laughing driving to work. Thanks guys 😂😂

[@mugchic03]

Kev said not recording no new ads you gone gets these ones I filmed on a potato 5 years ago. #Bluechew

[@gm692000us]

“I’m tryna be like you when I grown up”

[@leececilia70]

I’m dying laughing already and we not even 5 minutes in 💀😭💪🏽 #plasma

[@slingshott7155]

The Melissa shorts joke is realistically so funny 😂

[@UseYourVoices]

“I brought you in this world, I’ll take you out!”

[@iloveheavyd]

Opening with the suck off math is taking me DOWN!! 😂😂😂

[@cpc439]

Bro😂😂😂😂😂

[@tinishaturner966]

To see the animation on Tony's shaft rant would be 🤌🏾😅😅😅😅. Anyways, some black phrases that I love : " God don't like ugly and he's aint to fond of pretty, either.", " Facts", " Shut yo mouth" ( very southern), " Forreal", " You lyin", " Cuz", and " Bye, Felicia"

[@nattyshreddz7933]

33:28 😂😂😂 frfr, yall finna see jlo preforming at somebody's quinceanera here in a minute!!🎉🪅

[@delberthaman1845]

I can’t watch y’all no more, The plasma had me laughing so hard. I almost threw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀🤢🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TiffinePhillips]

I brought you in this world and I’ll take you out 😂 knowing dang well that’s a crime and no they not lol 😂

[@kembawinchester4861]

Did he give us a Blackberry video at the beginning?😂🤣 Damn I laughed for 35 minutes 😩😭🤣

[@robertroberts5283]

I wasn’t ready for the beginning

[@VirtuousJ705]

I have never heard of the greasy meat saying but my mama always said “you don’t believe sook a hook” 😂

[@tigerlilly9038]

😂😂😂😂 wait, what!?!!!!?????😂😂

[@DaLumpy1]

Bojangles got them "BIG Ass Biscuits"?! Lmao

[@seemonsters120]

EVERYONE LISTEN TO TONY'S BEAUTIFUL LAUGH AT 4:22!!!

[@hughfuller8416]

My first apartment was 175 for a furnished studio in 2000. It was a lot. In Altus, Oklahoma. I feel you Tony. Mine is “I can’t call it.”

[@applejackzo]

Tony looked good in his suit too!!

[@dee1nebeats626]

I CANT CALL IT…..My fav 😂