The Robotnik Paradox

He does everything and nothing simultaneously.

[@jamesbevan9939]

“If you want to make good jokes, you need to subvert expectations.” Solid advice, Robotnik.

[@djk1288]

"SnooPERILOUS"

[@jordancoleman4383]

Hahahahaha

[@robbiewalker2831]

Examples of subverting the “You and What Army” line read: Shrek - says it because he scared away the knights because of his gruesome looks. Mr. Electric (SharkBoy and LavaGirl) - says it because he knows that the heroes are no match for his army.

[@GenericFunnyman]

Helpful advice, Robotnik. I'll be sure to write that down.

[@majorghoul9017]

And then he provided an excellent example

[@Orion9411]

"I am Sly Cooper and your suit sucks." The sentence mixing is flawless.

[@CantusTropus]

Everyone complimenting the Ruler of Everything part but nobody talking about the part where Robotnik engages in a philosophical debate about the concept of thought.

[@robbiewalker2831]

I think the “Thinking” joke was fun.

[@SoulCore413]

@@robbiewalker2831 Yeah, but I think-

[@toddfox2229]

@@SoulCore413 but he thinks

[@beed1tybatt3rs]

​@@toddfox2229you think?

[@JohnR576]

​@@beed1tybatt3rsIndeed, painandswag. He thinks-

[@maddestmike5791]

1:57 Robotnik picks a fight he can't win. XD

[@Iyasenu]

You wanna know what I think? . Snooperilous was actually a pretty funny subversion of expectations.

[@SolarChip]

I really hope iteachvader found 2:38 as funny as I did

[@SeenAGreatLight]

It's so elegantly done, and it comes out of nowhere. Just perfection. XD

[@robbiewalker2831]

0:18: Wham right now. WHEEEE!

[@SeenAGreatLight]

This video gave me something to THINK about.

[@TheSphee]

That Ruler of Everything sentence mixing at the end is some of the smoothest I've ever heard, keep up the good work!

[@lannoene]

man that was so good

[@captaincornflake]

BGM is a tad loud but yeah the mixing is GREAT

[@TheVicarstownSentinel]

I NEED A FULL VERSION

[@infernal-toad]

‘You called your coldness, you called your calmness, you’re called you called us?’ Glad you still got charm of Robotnik.

[@Josh-rs9kg]

I was not mentally prepared to hear robotnik singing c is for cookie, that was surreal

[@robbiewalker2831]

You want surreal? 2:38: this sounds too good to be sentence mixed.

[@KewlNerd20X6]

That's because it's one of Long John Baldry's songs.

[@robbiewalker2831]

@@KewlNerd20X6 What song was it?

[@KewlNerd20X6]

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[@christianluyando9782]

KewlNerd 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RoseSupreme]

Yo, that "think" joke was so clever.🤣👌🏿

[@jamesbevan9939]

I think you’re right

[@David315842]

Me: You know what I think? Robotnik: 'punches me' SILENCE!

[@dinothebetatt6733]

I love the Cookie Monster joke

[@KewlNerd20X6]

Was it good enough for you?

[@HereForTheComments]

"Snooperilous" actually raised my eyebrows.

[@robbiewalker2831]

2:45: the “Thinking” joke.

[@uncledeath2246]

You can't just take the Ruler of Mobius song from the show and slap it unedited at the end of the poop.

[@PlanetZoidstar]

Hahahahaha! Robotnik go rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[@rattle_me_bones]

Was NOT ready for the Korone bit.

[@tomwatts703]

Was not expecting the Korone reference, this is definitely one of the best Robotnik YTPs I've seen in recent years

[@robbiewalker2831]

0:40: We’re having soft tacos later!

[@Yeooranium]

I laughed pretty hard at this one, I think I feel... _lightheaded_

[@oron61]

I laughed so hard I light feels headed.

[@Somari64]

THIS is a Pipe! dont call it a PEEPey

[@KewlNerd20X6]

Yubi!

[@humdi]

AaAaAaAaaaaghhhh!!!

[@purplepotatochipPPC]

Water in the Fire, Why?

[@robbiewalker2831]

@@humdi C

[@robbiewalker2831]

@@KewlNerd20X6 1:57

[@darkkyosukecrono]

_Do I have to do... everything?_

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

I "think" you have to do NOTHING

[@Styrophoamicus]

I've been watching Robotnik YTPs for so long that "snoo-perilous" actually made me laugh

[@PlanetZoidstar]

*Watches intro* I'm dead. I think we have a successor to ITeachVader.

[@LizardOfOz69]

You can't be a successor to someone who isn't dead.

[@coolknock]

"I think, therefore I am" ~Robotnik Descartes or something

[@robbiewalker2831]

1:02: The Knight of Nastiocity!

[@evanoconnell2340]

THATISN'TEVENAWORD!!

[@alexanderoconnell1311]

@@evanoconnell2340 I DON'T CARE! Because I have no brain!

[@darkkyosukecrono]

@@alexanderoconnell1311 OooOoh PRetty HaNdle~!

[@danielvakser9993]

@@evanoconnell2340 IT IS NOW!

[@evanoconnell2340]

@@darkkyosukecrono NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT!!

[@robbiewalker2831]

1:12: No, Don’t touch that!

[@danielvakser9993]

1:13 What song is this?

[@LizardOfOz69]

Came from iteachvader's recommendation.

[@robbiewalker2831]

1:42: Bad Fuzzy Hedgehog.

[@evanoconnell2340]

2:28 is now officially my favorite joke you have done so far, well done!

[@robbiewalker2831]

Mine is 2:30: C is for Cookie.

[@evanoconnell2340]

@@robbiewalker2831 Fair enough, that one is also up there for me.

[@robbiewalker2831]

@@evanoconnell2340 I think what sold me on the “C is for Cookie” was the way “That’s good enough for me” was sentence mixed.

[@evanoconnell2340]

@@robbiewalker2831 Oh yeah, definitely. It is a fine piece of sentence mixing, I am just a bit more biased towards 2:27 because I often feel like I am the only one in my area that loves and knows about Sly Cooper.

[@robbiewalker2831]

@@evanoconnell2340 I’m more of a “Robot on Wheels” guy.

[@Carty997]

Oh my god... Korone!

[@andtails]

This YTP got me thinking.

[@orangecrust8002]

Snooperilous

[@madface7820]

Top tier pooping

[@koriaki9543]

I think he didn’t think about soon becoming the spoon Oh, and nice mixing with Ruler of Everything. That was a blast to listen to.

[@SonicBoss1991]

When? RIght now!! WHEEEEEEE

[@TheSpeedfoever]

This YTP got me thinking a lot lately

[@suddenllybah]

here because iteachvader gave you a bump

[@luissemedo3597]

The mice joke caught him for sure

[@Richtofenfan]

When? Right now! WEEEEEEEE!!!!

[@theextremeanimator4721]

4:18 **chuckle** *_no._*

[@sakukorpinen]

1:53 I actually have an Alolan Sandshrew called Sonic. I got it from a friend.

[@otherthanlou]

0:55 SOON I WILL BE THE SPOON!

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

*WHEEEEEEEEE*

[@thekingofsas9407]

This has to be one of my favorite robotnik YTPs. This is good shit! Please keep it up!

[@dancingbanana105]

Oh, I quite like this. Subbed.

[@Somari64]

i knew what the joke at the beginning was going to be instantly and i still laughed

[@kelsss9495]

Sonic: Kids, being racist: 👍😃

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

Garnet: KIDS....(wags finger) Don't be racist

[@Morethanlikelyaperson]

This is absolute gold

[@TyGuy9001]

I “Think” this is a good video.

[@MechanicMikan]

Soon, I also want to be the Spoon :)

[@GadgetGabe]

expectations: subverted

[@Vox_Rhododendron]

“Soon I will be the spoon-”

[@carleatssand]

Well, I think

[@youtubeneedstochange4414]

Like any good YTP, I'm not sure exactly what I watched but I loved it anyway.

[@ultraboy9670]

“You don’t think-“

[@IcyDoodle10382]

"when?" "right now" *"W E E E"*

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

I think that I've thought that I didn't think that you thought I didn't think to think about you thinking this thought that I have thought about thinking about not thinking about this though that you thought and... Uh, lost where I was going about. Good ytp btw 👍

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

It’s *GREAT* and deserves so much more attention.

[@magnusm4]

When they talk about thinking I just think of another YTP I can't find of Beauty And The Beast where Gaston says: NO one think Gaston think she think I think she is, who she think she is!

[@neux64]

Ever just think

[@MadnessIncVP]

0:59 Ooh, nice Lava Reef rejig.

[@seriousspikesam7770]

Dingo can finally buy new shoes now that his feet have expanded. Korone, Sly Cooper, Cookie Monster... so many good references in this one. I think you deserve a big cupcake.

[@AgentZennifer]

Now all we have to do is something!

[@CantusTropus]

"I'm Sly Cooper, and your suit sucks!" Dmitri: TRIGGERED

[@TheElvisJamboree]

2:57 I think they're thinking.

[@keithfnf4157]

Welcome to memory lane

[@professorbadvibes695]

the korone part was gold lmao

[@Cyberguy64]

You cold your Calledness?

[@giornojoestar4411]

The think segment had me dying. I think.

[@mechalo5271]

Everything here comes together so well. Nice job! I think- ... FU-

[@UncleKlaskyCsupo]

HEDGEHOG

[@rockmanxremix3483]

SNOOPERILOUS

[@1MarmadukeFan]

Great work!

[@quinnmcmurtrie8022]

1:02 I think this is gotta be be my favourite part.

[@kingofAwsomness]

I think I've discovered someone wonderful here.

[@Anonymous-ow9kr]

respect for censoring the feet

[@QuazzleTheQaz]

YUBI

[@BlueMSX.]

Wonderful, simply wonderful. Especially at the end! ;3

[@ChapBloke]

Great stuff, you’re improving fast.

[@matthewbankey5547]

Beautiful

[@desu38]

0:22 I shudder to think how many oddly specific awakenings this caused.

[@genericname5880]

1:53 My thoughts exactly.

[@drrobotnik2746]

I made a Dr Robotnik graffiti in Germany. I hope someone finds it.

[@pikminfan6778]

What? This is a pipe! Don't call it a peepeh!

[@mariomuncher44]

iteachvader inspiration?

[@lukeeichenlaub3183]

You had me at a Robotnik ytp. You earned my sub with the Korone joke.

[@Toyolus]

1:48 Bitchhog Is what I'm gonna use to describe Sonic

[@TentaCole]

SnooPERILOUS made me laugh more than I thought.

[@GameparkGames]

Fun video, wish there was a full version of Robotnik singing ruler of everything, it was great. Good job :)

[@ToppetREAL]

Old ytps are back and we must keep the.

[@SeenAGreatLight]

I was so ready for an explosion after that face before Sonic Sez... but the tiny "ohhh shoot" was so much better. XD

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

2:40 Live iteachvader reaction

[@oldmighty15]

Favourite joke at 1:03 Dr. Robotnik: The knight of nastiosity... Brandon Quark: THAT ISN'T EVEN A WORD! Dr. Robotnik: I DON'T CARE! Because I have no brain.

[@dalm1504]

This SLAPS

[@kitestar]

I mean, SnooPERILOUS is a new one

[@xero6050]

2:45-3:21 This is a lot more proof that the more you say a word, the less it means.

[@soarinskies1105]

Underrated

[@AlphabetSoupABC]

*I think* this is a very *snooperilous* video

[@fazbearking87]

So much thinking