Key & Peele: Polling Station

The intro skit from S04E07 "Sex Detective"

[@nkongme]

That run at the end though. Priceless

[@techi9]

"DISPERSE!!!!" High knees, high knees!!!!!! lolol

[@splash3080]

I can not wait for a situation where I have to yell "RUN!", instead I'm going to yell "DISPERSE! ".

[@boboblueblue2]

"Why are you all wearing the same leather jackets and those dad jeans?" "DISPERSE" Lol I'm DEAD!!

[@jerrywhidby.]

Those jeans look like the ones Obama always wears.

[@jerrywhidby.]

www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ACYBGNSz1jdaOYS1D9xTVOPFBWv0jXIRqg%3A1577246085251&source=hp&ei=hd0CXqbhDI6itQWUx5GIDA&q=obama+jeans&oq=obama&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-hp.1.0.35i39l2j46i20i263j0l2j0i20i263j0j0i67.2140.4315..5873...1.0..0.357.796.0j4j0j1......0....1.......8..35i362i39j46i67j0i131.m996I32w3ys

[@houseofhustlers3473]

Im the 666th person to like your comment.

[@Winteramen]

I actually really like that combo of clothes. Dem brown leather jackets and white washed jeans...wait a second, am i a black republican?

[@dibbidydoo4318]

@@Winteramen your profile pic looks asian.

[@OfficialTKayBeats]

They should make a black republican movie

[@PopNTod]

Oh my God, best suggestion.

[@TheStranger513]

Wow. 5 years later and that's quite an idea. Not saying it would be good but it would definitely be interesting because it's out the box.

[@rachaelelkins]

It would be fantastic.

[@arimonroe7060]

It's called get out lol

[@FilthyCasual_Jhn20v29]

Jesse Lee Peterson

[@rusroyce]

nothing on youtube like finding an unwatched k&p skit

[@guitarman0365]

they hit theo from cosby show lol

[@eagillum]

I think he was in the other black Republic sketch too.

[@Monke007]

this is still relevant

[@alyxskyler]

Yeah? What would make it void otherwise as long as there are politics with the two major parties in US? Sorry if I’m confused-I just didn’t know if you were referring to something else

[@Shawnspawn315]

This is more relevant than ever.

[@NellieKAdaba]

Exactly

[@denzelhorton2257]

They need to do another black Republicans skit about this impeachment process

[@RFJersey]

Denzel Horton The fake impeachment, lol.

[@brentcullipher6061]

It's hard to believe that our government doesnt have a tool, person like a SCOTUS or... something to not allow the house to impeach considering there is no high crime or misdemeanor and its obviously just political and partisan. Itll obviously get shot down in senate like the lame duck it is but still. I cant believe the dems can get away with this considering they've openly admitted they wanted him impeached before he was even inaugurated. Filthy dems.

[@SkateAs10]

​@@brentcullipher6061 No evidence... fake impeachment? Wut? Wait a minute.. are ya'll seriously ok with what Trump asked Ukraine and China on camera to do? And the extortion scheme that Trump's own chief of staff admitted to on camera? Look, nobody is claiming the Dems don't have any political motives. They do, but there is also very real evidence, and your insistence there isn't is just amazing to me. It's like ya'll don't believe your own eyes and ears.

[@SkateAs10]

​@@brentcullipher6061 Bro, our government has a tool for dealing with crimes by the president, and that tool is called impeachment. It is indeed a flaw in the extremely partisan system we have today that it can only be wielded by the party that is against the president, while the defense rests on the party that supports him at all costs, with both parties having an obvious political agendas. And yet, if you were to exclude impeachment on those grounds, there will be no other way left to deal with abuses of power by the POTUS. We'll become another Russia basically, or Turkey, where the president can commit crimes with impunity. Is that what you want?

[@Cemtexify]

@@SkateAs10 Trump hasn't been accused of any crime or misdemeanor in the articles of impeachment though

[@houseofhustlers3473]

Black Republicans : key and peele Is also funny as hell. It goes with this one.

[@SeanJohnson-qm4pu]

Don't forget to do this for real this November.

[@joeythedemon]

Ole lady was so hurt at the end!🤣🤣🤣

[@majorsamio4949]

It’s funny because they are actually making good points lmao

[@colinkeats6371]

Before this video I got an ad about a bodycleaner designed specifically for cleaning your nutsack and I sat and watched it for a minute and a half thinking it was a key and Peele sketch

[@larryA2488]

Why talk wearing the same leather jackets and those dad jeans i was through 😂😂😂

[@TheDarkDrummer43]

That ending though

[@TheBrickBro]

Feels like this shouldve been made in 2020.

[@gurkenhamster]

Pro Tip: Pressing 5, 6, 7, and 8 rhythmically on this video works pretty well if you're high and want to kill some time.

[@nebulousisgod]

What the hell are you talking about? Are you watching this on a pay phone or something??

[@EGarrett01]

That sad moment when nobody in the comments recognizes Malcolm Jamal Warner.

[@nucleardamage6008]

Why am I seeing Kay and peele shows that I haven’t seen yet lmfao

[@Nolaboy17]

Lance Moore in the building!!!

[@ShawnHumphrey]

1:16 Oh yes. The famous mountains of Tallahassee, Florida.

[@jehtmatous7167]

Tallahassee is built on 7 hills and is the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains. No mountains , but nice foothills. Of alllllll the black republicans to joke about in the nation, what impetus made them choose Tallahassee,is too crazy to put into words. What about allll the civil rights marching with The Reverend Martin Luther King,and the NAACP, and the SCLC? How about our land grant African American educational institution, the amazing FAMU? What about allll the strong African American entrepreneurs, and the majority, which are dedicated Democrats also? Well, all I can say is, good thing we love to have a good Ole down home laugh at ourselves. It Is funny, but some who don’t even know Tallahassee is the capital of Florida, and all the culture and history of the African American Community are going to have to remember this is a very very very bad joke, and making fun of lone very tiny aspect of our beloved community-albeit, very funny. #TallahasseeLassie

[@ShawnHumphrey]

@@jehtmatous7167 Being a smartass, I pointed out they took a single shot in California for production purposes and in return you provided us with a wonderful lesson in Tallahassee culture, geography and history. Honestly? Thank you! :D Lots of respect for someone who stands up for their hometown and shares everything great about it.

[@weirdlanguageguy]

1:16 is it just me, or are those mountains from Utah (or maybe Idaho)?

[@willcoday4500]

The face at the end😂

[@kevinchills]

Malcolm Jamal! Ambush comedy.

[@doodbro931]

They think that black republicans are a monolith. But in fact, black republicans are a very diverse group of people Shout out if you understood

[@AslanNotYoshi]

Dood Bro hehe i got it XD

[@stonecold2589]

Indeed indeed

[@dvs.4everfugitive402]

B.R.P Strikes again,!!!!

[@MikheilGhvinianidze]

Reps in disguise

[@championdesigns]

“It’s hard enough to vote with all those voter ID laws” Why would that law make things difficult? Get an ID wtf

[@pylotlight]

cause they illegal? Would be the only reason.

[@an.cr.9676]

@@pylotlight Yeet

[@chambersr1176]

Right? That's one of the first things you do becoming an adult or even mid teens

[@Vvs_Fxncci]

South African Taxi's Be like😅😅😅

[@juker92]

Get those pants

[@ThatOneGuyFromSchool]

When there wasn't anymore video to watch 1:29

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Oh my god, that lizard run at the end! 🤣🤣

[@elisabethschepers3398]

Ngl this is my dad except he is a naturalized Chinese immigrant and he is republican no conservative so far right and he has the exact same glasses dad jeans belt and leather jacket he also used to say I’m royally pissed it’s like this sketch is perfectly describing him it’s fucking hilarious.

[@UsSpect]

I'm Republican but when it comes down to the nut cuttin ...the brass tacks we are all here for eachother and I sure as hell am here for my brothers and sisters no matter your political beliefs. We can agree to disagree and still keep it moving making our world a better place together ❗❗❗❗❗

[@templarsnusnu1680]

Finding unwacthed key and peele skit is like finding diamond.

[@amyyoung2804]

Jeff Killer you betcha

[@thygreatmark]

Stop it lol

[@rockydee7499]

No not diamonds. Its like finding an infinity stone at your backyard

[@rockrhymrr]

@@rockydee7499 is it really tho?

[@0mxme1]

Orrr, you could just buy all the seasons and watch all of them anytime

[@hyunxzseu]

I have went through AT LEAST 20 Key & Peele marathons for HOURS and this is my first time seeing this skit.

[@aaryanbhardwaj5293]

Crazy

[@ryanmehring4080]

Lmao bro at that point you might as well just watch all the episodes

[@Maxid1]

I hate to give it away but Key and Peele have a time machine and they're going back in time and making new episodes relevant for today.

[@ma_s_v]

They are still pissed, ROYALY pissed, for still being called a MONOLITH!

[@Lbelm77]

That synchronized laugh

[@responseability2624]

You forgot the word "though" at the end of your sentence, and how it's "got you dead"

[@David-kt7yq]

00:25

[@mauricem7007]

@@responseability2624 lmao. So true... At least OP didn't simply rewrite quotes from the skit like 90% of the comments 😂

[@nitikawebb7346]

😂😂😂YAAAS

[@boi3987]

lmaoooo that synchronized laugh tho, it KILLED me 😂😂😂

[@eimiramirez9574]

I love the black republicans' style tho

[@skullkid64mm]

***** peddle your shit somewhere else please.

[@TheJerbol]

***** respects their rights XD

[@811chelseafc]

TheJerbol yes their rights. Rights don't include government handouts.

[@Magix71092]

Black Republicans are the best cause they know what's going on in the world and how much trump his helping them! Trump 2020 baby!

[@RepublicTeaRoom]

@@Magix71092 YESSS

[@GW4PCITY]

"You see the color of our skin. How could we not blindly vote Democratic?!" Realest shit ever said 😂😂😂

[@em.1633]

You realize that lines making fun of people like who think black people are like that, right?

[@GW4PCITY]

@@em.1633 Im sure of it. Doesn't change the fact that its also true as fuck.

[@GW4PCITY]

And its not just blacks either.

[@em.1633]

@@GW4PCITY ok boomer

[@GW4PCITY]

@@em.1633 Lmao try again

[@gracev-511]

"It appears we've hit somebody" 😂😂😂

[@felipesuarez4820]

asdasd

[@ruans.p.5323]

We found a new one guys :O

[@fazorni]

Haha like finding a hidden gem

[@Boeing-777-X]

Just put Black Republicans on the search bar.

[@TheMrawesemo]

Uhhh more like your late to an old one

[@TheMrawesemo]

SPEEDIE LOKO it’s facts you shut up

[@TheMrawesemo]

SPEEDIE LOKO lmao if you haven’t seen it then good on you for finding it on a random persons channel but I’m stating the fact that if this video is new to you then your actually just late.

[@KalelaChannel]

I love these black Republican skits by Key & Peele. On a serious note though the United States needs to get rid off this two party political system. It is very divisive and it doesn't really work for most people.

[@-CrimsoN-]

Oh man, I've been preaching that for years. But unfortunately it's not gonna happen. At least not until people wake up to the reality that neither party exist for their best interests. That's why I remain an independent. I have the choice to vote for the individual I want, not the party, and then I have the option to vote for a third party candidate if none of the candidates are people I agree with. That's what I did in the last election. Because voting between one billionaire or the other didn't sit well with me.

[@VCanisMajorisY]

Just vote Republican, that would end the two party system.

[@rogeliorodriguez8518]

Agreed, it’s getting even more polarized with the wrong leadership (Trump). We should be voting for ideas not political parties.

[@NellieKAdaba]

I agree.

[@NellieKAdaba]

@@rogeliorodriguez8518 👍

[@chidiv22]

I'm pissed, I'm ROYALLY PISSED. 5years and I'm just seeing this for the first time.

[@MantraMan2077]

We are not a monolith!

[@stevesand8845]

“I’m royally pissed”

[@Acc0rd79]

Very true skit, most black people do in fact vote straight democrat! That run though....:)

[@lslewis]

Very true skit, most republicans do the same and are easily [royally] pissed hahaha. j/k

[@pokes986]

Malcom Jamal Warner was a nice "didn't see that coming" surprise!

[@NellieKAdaba]

True

[@potatoheart4428]

"We should get out and help HIEM!!"

[@ginolorenzo4117]

Every K&P video: *always that person commenting how great it is to find a new video*

[@NellieKAdaba]

👍

[@darian3979]

I believe they're just people who haven't watched that much of K&P when they were still airing

[@amrayabaptiste2933]

I lost it at "DISPERSE!" The way they ran away in their dad jeans 🤣🤣

[@jayinmay5981]

holy shit Key & Peele skits are literally buried treasure! love finding new ones!

[@leandeer8947]

Disperse!!!

[@RebelEight-z7q]

The way they dispersed had me deceased. R.I.P. me.

[@rockrhymrr]

"you see the color of our skin don't you? How could we not BLINDLY vote democratic" exactly!!

[@DarkAngleProduct]

rockrhymrr seriously, most underrated joke/truth in this skit.

[@war_rogers]

Message!!

[@njaimerod]

Lol so much truth in this. It's obvious Democratic candidates only care about black votes not the actual person.

[@willn8664]

@@njaimerod and illegal immigrant votes as well.

[@lionman3378]

@@DarkAngleProduct I'm thinking you blindly voted for trump?

[@nighthawk8645]

Trump 2020

[@Rymana]

Best part is when they feign surprise with their hand gestures at the "injured" man informing them their tax dollars will pay for his medical care due to Obama Care. It's little touches like that I enjoy.

[@masterstepz9800]

The way he explains the affordable healthcare act. It goes to show if you explain anything in a certain way, you can make anything sound bad😂😂😂.

[@omarct]

Or Good.

[@Jack_Ss]

Yeah how’s that affordable healthcare act going

[@jeremytan739]

@@Jack_Ssnot sure, but john mccain prob saved lives due to covid

[@Spearca]

​@@Jack_SsPretty well. The national uninsured rate reached an all-time low of 7.7% in early 2023.

[@Jack_Ss]

@@Spearca and insurance is more expensive and worse all around. So it sucks for basically everyone even if they technically have it

[@AsaGayle]

DISPERSE!!!

[@OhNoSoLoDoLo]

1:54 the way they ran away though XD

[@responseability2624]

Well at least you weren't dead

[@Tyborg124]

Why are people upset about the voter ID laws? I really doubt there are a lot of legitimate citizens who want to vote that can’t because they don’t want to go get a federal ID.

[@johnnywhitsel1583]

"See the color of our skin? How could we not blindly vote Democrat?" Well.... not exactly wrong there lol.

[@mattoniy2840]

It's making fun of Democrats haha. Many black people blindly vote democrats in the USA even though the republicans abolished slavery and Democrats started it and tried to fight to keep it alive. Black republicans are generally called uncle Tom's for having a differing opinion.

[@leogarcia4581]

@sYrup this is a jab at Democrats lol

[@johnnywhitsel1583]

@@mattoniy2840 I am aware. Trust me... Larry Elder & Candace Owens are two of my heroes, who are constantly called 'uncle toms'.

[@johnnywhitsel1583]

I do have to add I don't think this is making fun of Democrats. I think it's a hardline lefty's opinion of what Republican Black people think. I seriously doubt (judging from their other videos) that Key & Peele have any interest in appearing neutral or just making fun of everyone. I don't really care... I can still find most of their work funny.

[@sithlordrj8883]

@sYrup You should see the video why white Liberals think voter ID should never be implemented. After seeing that video, any man/woman who still doesn't want voter id is frankly an idiot. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKOlqY19jKiXndU

[@eaglerifle2859]

I'm pissed! *pull his dad jeans *I'M ROYALLY PISSED!* *pull his dad jeans again

[@filthymcnasty2081]

Get those pants!

[@JacquelynNhi]

I watched them run away like 12 times! I love this skit!

[@felipesuarez4820]

asease

[@AdrianColley]

"Disperse!" at 1:50 cracks me up every time.

[@NellieKAdaba]

Lol

[@C4M3120N]

7 years later... funny how time changes things, lol.

[@LinebaKKer]

Lance Moore with the cameo ⚜️ who dat

[@jamessabatier414]

Damn i didnt even notice that was Lance, he was a beast back in the day for us

[@damonsalvatore3222]

Dude holy shit lmao

[@DebtlessJet]

I'm lance Moore touchdown bitch

[@serj238]

i love how this is supposed to be a parody, but it became truth lmao "see the color of our skin? how can we not blindly vote democrat" "voter id laws"

[@bunnywaffles1190]

See I can't understand how anyone would be against having to have a valid form of ID that proves you are an American citizen to vote. The only reason you wouldn't want that is if you WANTED people who are not American citizens to vote. Everyone born in the USA and is a citizen has at least one form of ID that proves who you are, your birth certificate, which is on file and accessible if you simply take the time to request it if you dont have a copy already.

[@serj238]

@@bunnywaffles1190 exactly.

[@drzerogi]

We arn't against voter ID laws. The whole's "voter ID laws are racist" is a Democrat lie so that illegals can vote for them.

[@usarkarzts4207]

@@bunnywaffles1190 as someone from a country with national mandatory ID card I can't understand why you still don't have them.

[@balthazar011]

@@bunnywaffles1190 Because getting a valid form of ID requires either money, time, or a willingness to deal with a lot of bureaucratic hassle, all things that lower income people often don't have in abundance. People insisting on voter ID laws in a place with low rates of actual electoral fraud are usually either ignorant of how voter ID laws disproportionately affect lower income voters or intentionally trying to make it more difficult for large swathes of lower income people to vote.

[@WJen8]

I started saying "I'm ROYALLY pissed" and it's always nice finding someone who knows what I'm referencing 😂

[@91toinfinity]

Plot twist: Doesn't matter who you vote, they're both the same. (shhh)

[@Mad_Axe_Man125]

Wow that's deep.

[@kiklrgggyhh5796]

That dumb.

[@CHEWYDACOOKIE]

I didn't know Tallahassee had mountains

[@williereynolds7818]

bmp 26 just thought the same thing lol

[@Cartman4wesome]

1:16 lol never noticed that mountain in the background. It kinda looks like Arizona actually.

[@MrE_]

I'm pissed. I'm ROYALLY pissed that I haven't seen this sooner

[@euphoriaeuphoria75]

The granny is lit 🔥🔥 🔥

[@ryanfrick2190]

i cant tell whos being made fun of or if it's just supposed to be absurd but I love it.

[@path1024]

That's what keeps it funny for everyone ;)

[@Statsy10]

Let me answer that question for you. They are making fun of the anachronism that is a Black Republican.

[@superego8405]

@@Statsy10There’s a lot of them they just aren’t represented by the media. There’s a reason for that.

[@Shark-hn4mv]

​@@Statsy10 by "only" poking fun at black democrats? Doesn't seem like you understand what a parody is.

[@Statsy10]

@@Shark-hn4mv It seems like you are among the group that doesn't understand what is going on in the video. Did you not see the original sketch about Black Republicans? This is a sequel, and you are probably missing some badly needed context.

[@SaurabhYadavlucknowwaale]

moment he said 'i am royally pissed' I lost it there 🤣

[@babysharkcrew1905]

When key and peele skids finally stop I’m going to royally pissed 😂

[@milkncookie]

So you're telling me if I wore those "dad jeans" and that leather jacket, I could be a republican. Better yet, Black? Interesting... "mom, I'll be right back"

[@th3rasave]

RICK NO

[@KyleInOklahoma]

*_If someone tried to vote here in Ireland without I.D [passport/licence or voter identity card] they would be laughed out of the room. "Go get some I.D you lazy bums. Ye can get a drivers licence cant ye?"_*

[@svenzverg7321]

Just out of basic reasoning the only situation when ID is necessary for voting should be in places where ID is mandatory for citizens in general. In shitton of countries some sort of ID is mandatory and every citizen have a duty to get their ID at certain age through well-established and simple procedure. In The US not only ID is completely optional, there’s no established procedure to get it, nor established form of it on federal level. In this situation demanding ID for voting doesn’t look that reasonable anymore. You do not need ID to be taxed, feed, hired, provided with loan, etc., but you need it for voting for fuck all reasons. That’s taxation without representation.

[@MrSomecrackhead]

@@svenzverg7321 Having ID is taxation with out representation? Now ive heard it all.

[@svenzverg7321]

MrSomecrackhead No, you didn’t, because it’s not what I wrote.

[@emperorpalpatine2531]

Legend has it that the Georgia GOP will have these two driving around democratic voters on the day of the Georgia senate elections

[@mikelittlenz]

Dad jeans. LOL sums them repubs up pretty nicely!

[@alexklein455]

Love how the Republicans are the only ones that dress like they work.

[@DrHardlyKummsz]

Keyword there is "like" lol

[@alexklein455]

@@DrHardlyKummsz yeah because we all know that the dems are hardworking and don't beg for handouts. Noooo not at all. Freeloading pos's.

[@harold4906]

@@alexklein455 Hence why blacks mostly vote democrat

[@BisonArmstrong]

Green screen reflections in the sun glasses.

[@CountDain7]

Recommended right on time! Election 2020! 🇺🇸

[@Brian-yw7yd]

When there is more truth in comedy than on the news.

[@foreverconfusedandkindacute]

Guy who took off the sticker real cute js❤☺️

[@ramdbzdude0_0]

Blacks basically admitting they only vote democrat because they’re “supposed” to 😂

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

@I murder white people for fun Yep,your url checks out.

[@invicta1313]

Key & Peele: Speaking as a Caucasian Floridian, I am deeply offended by your implication that only whites can be Republican. We ARE NOT a monolith!

[@kronvlat]

you seem pissed... royally pissed.

[@MindfulMatters734]

They didn't imply that. I see 3 black republicans here which is about how many I know in real life

[@thebeerlovinglover9278]

Key & peele speaketh the truth!

[@kronvlat]

***** it was stated in the first black republicans sketch, except for the whole Caucasian Floridian part. Seems like a lot of people are forgetting the first one Key & Peele did.

[@Balling117]

kronvlat lol unexpected.good 1

[@gopalv7546]

God bless America, Make America great again.

[@user-wq9mw2xz3j]

Make America Black Again

[@orangecayman520]

[;' I mean, America was never black in the first place tho.

[@hatespeakersargonofakkad6523]

@@orangecayman520 we wuz kangs and shiit

[@JB-zd8gv]

They should also make skit of black democrats. Easily offended and think BLM cares about black lives because media says so😅

[@jaymiddleton1782]

There are lots of triggered conservatives giving stupid takes on this video. But this one is next level. Black democrats think BLM cares about black lives… because the media told them? Not that BLM actually protested against the murder of black people? And was made up mostly of black democrats?

[@Yupp_buddy]

BLM=Scam. SAVE AMERICA!!! #TRUMP2024✊🏾🇺🇸

[@ursosexmachina]

I like how depending on your perspective, this skit can either be making fun of democrats or republicans.

[@doc7000]

That is actually a common problem with satire, The Coblert Report oddly enough had this same issue to where many conservatives thought he was on their side apparently.

[@technicalotaku5970]

seemed pretty 1 sided to me. maybe i didn't catch everything. 1 side seemed to be purposely malignant and deceptive , the other side at most somewhat naive. Not saying being naive is good at all especially when it comes to politics, it can do harm but teaching unknowing people seems easier than correcting people who knowingly try to deceive. intent matters.

[@BA_1002]

Duane Craig LOL so I guess SNL is actually a conservative show in your mind? Get tf outta here. You can’t even spell your own name correctly

[@VCanisMajorisY]

@@doc7000 Their side? It's a two headed coin.

[@ursosexmachina]

I'd like to thank everyone for replying for proving my point.

[@StriplingJr]

Nice Lance Moore cameo!! WHO DAT BABY ⚜️⚜️.... no wonder why he choose to do the “cringleberry” TD dance

[@Mrpielovesme1]

DISPERSE!

[@DoubleTalkingJive]

Jordan running like a Jesus Lizard @1:53--- DEAD! LOL!

[@3331skullman]

I'm pissed! Royally pissed! Haha

[@pium21]

Disperse was the call

[@jobins2967]

I expected them to be "actually" driving in circles

[@JustinaHonore]

It feels like my life is complete every time I find a new episode😂💯

[@nicolausthothmes2325]

As funny as this, do make sure y'all listen to Malcolm x before you vote.

[@хабибчемпионММА]

If Republican like this I want to join. It seems fun

[@georgeb5362]

Ok youtube algorithm, this time you found a hidden gem.