Alan Moving Out | Two and a Half Men

[@Bulldozz1-1]

The seagull imitation by Charlie is brilliant! “You think he’ll be back?”. “Oh yeah!”

[@oralebonafide9720]

Meanwhile charlie flapping his arms too 💀😂😂

[@gamesmoney1025]

Aaaaaaawk!

[@frederickclause2694]

Sorry but I think Red Skelton's seagull was better. If you're old enough you would remember Gertrude and Heathcliff.

[@ericnelson9100]

The moo part gets me every time!

[@KRMukundan]

That part was cold 😂

[@jandy4604]

Alan never ever leaves! One of the very few funny times with Walden was when Walden said he could never sell the house because he'll have to convince the new owners that Alan comes with it!

[@falcorthewonderdog2758]

Walden ruined the show

[@younglove3362]

@falcorthewonderdog2758 No he didn't.

[@BigboyRoy100]

Alan's made more comebacks than The Rolling Stones.

[@MisterMikeTexas]

And Kiss.

[@DarkAngel-cj6sx]

😂😂😂

[@BigboyRoy100]

@Mike The 50th lineup of Kiss.

[@broncoi40]

he is like herpes, you never get rid of him

[@GuiSilva84]

@@broncoi40 That's an actual line from Charlie to Evelyn : " You should have named him herpes. " 🤣

[@Rj-ij6ko]

5:35 Charlie's delivery here just kills me lol

[@bwwestman]

My jaw was hurting from laughing so hard. This show was the best when we had Charlie.

[@dylanhighter1680]

Saddest thing about this show is that Charlie supposed to be the terrible person but compared to alan he's the wisest man in the room

[@arunk5307]

Welcome to life.

[@anapauladepretto1280]

[@123RADIOactive]

The problem is that initially, Alan was actually pretty logical and such. It wasn’t until later they decided to fuck him over by making him be such a worm to the point he leeched off of Walden…. A complete…. Stranger…. That really should’ve thrown his worthless ass out. That’s something I don’t understand, you would’ve assumed by some point after his alimony wasn’t a concern anymore when Herb married Judith, he would’ve been able to save enough money to move away. But nope, greed and ignorance got in the way with him, along with terrible writing.

[@raidenstark315]

​@@123RADIOactivethat's the point of the show, everyone who entered into the house became a degenerated human being

[@bojanraicevic34]

True

[@theman1412]

“I’m back “I’m shocked” 😊

[@virtualdark2295]

The one where he almost managed to live with Melissa was my favorite. When Charlie even brought up the seagulls

[@deadmanthehekatonkheire994]

Killing off Charlie was the stupidest decision Chuck Lorre ever made in his life.

[@bwwestman]

Episodes with Walden may have triggered a few chuckles here and there, but I never fell over laughing like I do in every episode with Charlie. I don't think I have even seen more than 10 episodes with Walden.

[@zeldasmith6154]

Charlie was out of control. Was it the end of an era when he was fired? Yep. But we have the shows he was in and how the cast worked. I watch the reruns almost every week but it's always funny. Akways.

[@Legendary_sartorian]

see what else could chuck have done... at the time charlie sheen was on his crazy time with the tiger blood and what not, there wasnt much else he could do about it, ofc he could have maybe chosen better than ashton kutcher... sure but chuck just did the best he could to rescue a great show

[@It4int0ver]

@@Legendary_sartorianjust keep Sheen, people would still have liked it

[@philippreuter5192]

To be fair it probably most definitely saved his life though.

[@feketeroka3272]

Charlie always act like a jerk, but if we look closely he is a very good brother. Because every time when Alan comes back he let him move back without complain. But it is sad that Alan never release it.

[@arunk5307]

As an elder brother he should have prepared Allen to be a better person. Then we don't have this show, that's another thing.

[@KennyNGA]

Without complaint? Did we see the same show?

[@whocares6692]

@@KennyNGA he was busting his balls and " I told you so " but at the end of the day he still let him back in.

[@viqarkagzi3922]

Alan overstayed his welcome

[@Zodroo_Tint]

@@arunk5307 He bullied Alan instead.

[@MoeshaLenz-vb8td]

You know , I know, seagull out there crappy on my deck know it. "Think he be back "? " Yeah". Get me every time.

[@securityunzipped]

Alan: "I'm back" Charlie:" I'm shocked" lmaoooo loved this show man

[@freakshowkena]

Alan and Charlie are damn good actors, the whole script is really coming alive, like seriously even after rewatching this hundreds of times it still makes me laugh

[@Proud_GOY_Not_juwish]

I’m on the same boat as you brother, I’ve been watching reruns of this show for years and I still laugh

[@mocano401]

You are not alone, my favorite comedy of all times, I've watched all seasons dozens of times.....up to the season 8 of course!

[@mikeredline27]

I dislike John Cryer. Every part he plays makes my skin crawl

[@hmp01]

@@mikeredline27 hes an incredible actor who made this show as much as charlie. If you dislike his characters that means he is doing a good job at making you mad. Jon seems like an awesome guy as well. Your hate is unwarranted unless you explain why?

[@ГеоргиДимитров-ы7х]

​@@mikeredline27If you hate his characters it really means he is doing a great job as an actor

[@Stoneman180190]

It’s hard to feel bad for Alan when the only thing he’s a victim of are his own bad decisions.

[@aladdout9454]

The single worst decision made in this show was hiring a hot woman lawyer for Alan during divorce settlements.

[@patwaddington]

Always felt this shows message was a warning to guys. If you’re like Alan people are going to walk all over you and if you’re like Charlie you’re gonna be shallow and empty.

[@baal1999]

2:17 Charlie accepts him back ( more or less) and Alan is not grateful at all. He just takes is for granted.

[@sally_campbell]

Alan moving out eps are the best 😂

[@AchtungBaby77]

It got a bit tiresome after a while to be fair, but Alan begging at Charlie's feet is always classic!

[@DanBrown-zw8bp]

Hi Sally

[@CelebrityGamerTV]

I love 1:17 where Alan cries like a bitch and prepares to kiss Charlie’s ass 😂

[@thedarkcriminal1658]

When everything is over, the universe collapses on itself, there will be these 3. Cockroaches, Alan and his wallet.

[@অজানাপাখি-ষ৬গ]

Just like Jonah Hill and his phone in Don't look up😂

[@MisterMikeTexas]

4. The Ford Panther platform cars: Crown Vic, Grand Marquis, and Town Car.

[@allblkraider5108]

lmaoo

[@lfl7113]

Frank Gallagher 😂

[@fredrichardson8647]

his's wallet unopened

[@NikiK57]

I really hated how the creators made Alan go from: "a guy trying to get back up to his feet from a divorce and everything" to "I'm selfish leeching asshole and I will do anything to live in that house and shit, I'm not even gonna work anymore".

[@shaggy75]

That's life bro

[@tjsherpa]

@@shaggy75 nah they satirized the shit out of it

[@andrewcarlton6357]

Beautifully put. I don't care if he is my brother if he treated me like that I'd tell him to get his ass out!

[@0000colombia]

Could’ve written a better story than what they did like living with the mom or even Bertha or something other than a complete stranger who’s a billionaire

[@AnthonySforza]

I think it's more of a reflection of Charlie's perspective. That the longer he stayed there, the more he saw him as a pathetic Leech and the more every little thing upset him. Kind of like how Jake got stupid... he was probably just like normal teenagers, but in Charlie's perspective, due to his unfamiliarity with kids, thought he was just being an idiot.

[@LS__World]

He has more comebacks than Arnold in terminator movies

[@ajb7530]

I lost a lot of respect for Alan over the seasons. He lets his 2 ex-wives destroy him in divorce, which they shouldn't have been able to do. His lawyer should have been disbarred for he actions. He stops trying to improve him situation, instead takes advantage of people like Charlie and Walden. Then, when he gets involved with Lindsey, he's ok with her treating him like crap. The real villain is Alan.

[@annazaman9657]

It's called midlife crisis.

[@valberlin9239]

You do know it's just a show, right? Haha

[@srirama8716]

​@@valberlin9239 lmao 😂

[@NiVi192]

_Here we are!_ - Yep. _Final goodbye._ - One can only hope! 😂😂😂

[@geneziogenezio3299]

1:10 THEY SHOULD PUT THESE TWO TOGETHER AGAIN DOING THIS SHOW AGAIN, FORGIVE MR. SEAN AND LET ME LAUGH LMAO

[@jeffhaynes8848]

Alan was the fall guy 😂😂

[@stargazer1313]

I love and miss this show! Fantastic writing!

[@mr.l8723]

“Why do you keep saying WE!?!” Jake never loved his dad 😂

[@keevster5779]

Man Charlie really did make the show

[@ГеоргиДимитров-ы7х]

Charlie, Alan, Jake, Berta, Evelyn, Judith. That was the main cast who all collectively made the show, not just one single guy

[@younglove3362]

@ГеоргиДимитров-ы7х Exactly.

[@Ziggyziggy1]

Alan moving out! We would most likely see the end of times before we see Alan move out!😂

[@bad2dabohn1992]

I know it defeats the purpose of the show, but in Charlie's position if i had more $$ than i knew what to do with I would either A- buy Alan his own place and say good riddence Or B-pack up all MY stuff and relocate without telling anyone lol

[@fawful94]

*riddance

[@User2100]

Charlie wasn't that rich yes he had money but he blew most of it on women and alcohol and I remember Charlie funeral episode where it was mentioned he had two mortgage on the house so I doubt it but maybe he could rent him a nice apartment.

[@Gamerboykididk]

I never realized that alan been with charlie for almost a decade 😮

[@eduardoaugustosilvestre724]

very good compilation !!

[@VinnyGjokaj]

The probability of Alan moving out and staying out is the same as the Detroit lions winning the super bowl

[@joshuadickson6277]

This year i would bet on the lions over Allan.

[@JackMcLeodJr]

Alan, much like Herpes, will always return.

[@allblkraider5108]

Alan Herpes lol

[@allblkraider5108]

wait did you come up with this or is this an actual line in the show i feel like its some Berta would say lol

[@JackMcLeodJr]

@@allblkraider5108 I'm not sure lol I have heard it being said in other comedies, but it may have been used in this, it suits it lol

[@allblkraider5108]

@@JackMcLeodJr i think they do in an episode 😂😂

[@idkwhodidthis2990]

Charlie told Evelyn she should've named Alan herpes after they ruined his 40th bday party and he stayed at his girlfriends house that night

[@MrJuninho11]

We all wish we had a brother like Charlie

[@IslanderloverBKK]

Alan was so lucky having Charlie as a brother, no matter how Charlie might come off as an @$$. 😂😂

[@StuartMurchie]

The funniest was when herb and Allan were having a beer and Allan says well with Judith you only get sex twice a year, and herb goes twice ayear ,Allan says valentines day and your birthday, herb says damn, my birthdays on valentines day

[@BelldandyAsuna]

"...Alan." "I don't want to leave! I love it here!"

[@wagyubeef925]

The titles of every episode 😂😂

[@zanecox1238]

They forgot the episode about the two of them fighting over a bowl

[@mr.l8723]

Jake never took Alan’s side on anything. No one ever did cause he’s Alan😂

[@EDOOO24]

Oh, come on, you didnt put in Charlie singing Hit the road Jack, thats the best one

[@southamcaballero]

I love it when Berta says Zippy the chimp

[@seamusmolloy6184]

Zippy the chimp 😂

[@sharonboling4397]

Love the comment "we got along before" Alan came from his and Judith home directly to Charlie's.

[@calebboros7975]

I don’t think Charlie just doesn’t want Alan to move out of his house. He just wants him out of his life.

[@elenacarra5863]

Charlie IS the show. This show sucks without him ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

[@jonathansack6827]

Ashton Kooosher ruined it

[@ГеоргиДимитров-ы7х]

Charlie is NOT the show

[@prasadk7539]

Great actor Charlie sheen

[@virtualdark2295]

It’s sad that it was never mentioned what happened to the condo after Kandi got the role on that show she was getting ready for.

[@idkwhodidthis2990]

Evelyn sold it at a loss and Alan said at least he didn't have to pay a realtor and Evelyn let him know otherwise 😊

[@Ben8484]

You know that the sad part is that despite what happened between Alan and Kandi, you can’t really deny that she was probably the only woman to ever have TRULY loved him. Besides, I think they could’ve worked if it hadn’t been for Alan doubting having another child. I think the show could’ve made it work with Kandi.

[@Zodroo_Tint]

There was many women who trully loved him. At least three.

[@Ben8484]

@@Zodroo_Tint I only know of Kandi. If you ask me, the writers should’ve made that work. The finale revealed that Kandi was the only woman that ever loved him.

[@jeanniemedlen3119]

Alan was a leech that never paid for anything!!!

[@rustcohle9267]

@@Ben8484 How about Lindsey?

[@Ben8484]

@@rustcohle9267 She didn’t love him. Look closely and you’ll see. Don’t you remember what she was doing behind Alan’s back in the finale?

[@linkslayer15]

They were assholes for what they did to Charlies character

[@merengue7139]

When I saw the title I already knew he was never going to move out 😂 the guy is a leach

[@GlendaBrewer-b3j]

😂Alan and Charlie Really Act Like Real Brothers ‼️

[@seankim884]

Is Two And A Half Men On Peacock?

[@R.DeanCowan]

Whose idea is it to put these stupid cartoons in some of the videos? Why?

[@allanjbara2382]

It's on Amazon prime video too

[@gabrielaleactus9932]

​@@allanjbara2382no it's not

[@allanjbara2382]

@@gabrielaleactus9932 ya it is i watch it everyday on Amazon prime video

[@gabrielaleactus9932]

@@allanjbara2382 strange. I think it's not available in my region

[@Westhelockpicker]

I have an uncle who has money and he's the cheapest person I've ever seen! He goes to a church for a free lunch everyday. It's soup and a sandwich plus he's never even left a donation. I give him shit about it every time I see him but he has no shame I guess

[@georgigeorgiev-ei4or]

Those suitcases looks quite heavy.

[@tonyktown]

I'm watching this and realize something after all these years: Jon Cryer is a deadringer for Don Knotts.

[@ericnelson9100]

As insufferable as Felix Unger could be, at least he cooked and paid rent! Plus, his kids were well-behaved and didn't live there, also rent-free! And at 3:18, Charlie would've been justified body slamming Alan for real!

[@adamloga3788]

Huh, watching all these clips back-to-back, you can get a timeline of "Well, it's annoying, but I can't just leave them homeless," to "I've kinda gotten used to having them here," to "I'd miss them if they left," to "They're never actually leaving, are they?" to "What's this feeling? Ah yes, annoyance. How long were they supposed to be staying here again?" to "Okay, if I didn't like the kid, I'd have bounced you years ago, and at this point I'm wondering if you burned down your Girlfriend's house on purpose."

[@anthonyhack1164]

Charlie is the uncle and Alan is the uncool.

[@falconrf53]

My favorite is the miscellaneous box

[@regtimmins1944]

Alan is like a cold that won't leave

[@suellensheppard9734]

I miss Charlie

[@jameshaggerty8348]

This is the closest thing we’ll watch when George Constanza sponges off of Larry David! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bigbob1699]

You could not get Allan out of there with a 5 megaton Device.

[@ericlocz559]

man charlie was the show , once he “died” and they introduced walden i stopped watching the show , still can’t believe they had allan carry on with more seasons after

[@isabellhall3142]

I like the reruns with Charlie and Jake's still a little boy!

[@jsb354]

3 words: *Best Show Ever!!*

[@GRH_Roadhouse]

He'll be back Roadhouse

[@JackMcLeodJr]

"He's not coming back...." - Point Break

[@RaMbOrObIn100]

Alan is the disease which you cannot get rid of 😂

[@CelebrityGamerTV]

Like herpes or cancer. Let’s stick with the herpes jokes.

[@PaulaToole]

I liked this show better with Charlie than with Ashton

[@chefantwan6442]

Alan was such a freeloader

[@bigbob1699]

You couldn't get Allan out that house with a Five Megaton device.

[@winterssnowgaming5863]

Why do you keep saying WE?😂😂😂😂😂

[@martinpettersson4329]

You could say and think what you want about Charlie being fired. But IMO the show had runned its course at that time. It's only funny with Alan getting kicked out so many times...

[@Manu-pg6mo]

The show died when charlie moved out of the show

[@christianjung5583]

Charlie is annoyed by Alan but he deserves every second of it. If he had kept it in his pants one time and let Alans divorce lawyer alone Alan would be in a better financial position. So he could have moved out and Charlie would have his peace.

[@baal1999]

After Judith married Herb Alan did not have to pay alimony anymore. The same is valid for Candy after she got famous.

[@idkwhodidthis2990]

​​@@baal1999Alan was broke, then he got cheap and entitled. The only one worse than him was Judith who had a college degree and never worked a day in her life, meaning after Jake started kindergarten

[@brucew3693]

His name should have been alan herpes instead of harper

[@ritaekah207]

Alan is paying alimony and child support and that can drain some men if the ex is greedy and selfish

[@jameshaggerty8348]

What about after the ex remarries?

[@Michael_CDK]

He stopped paying alimony about halfway through season 4. Weirdly enough, it felt like he got cheaper soon after he stopped paying alimony.

[@radoranaivoson8193]

Where is the episode when he moved out to her mother after him and Charlie had an argument because of a cup?

[@melanieparker]

Personally, I hate that one. Alan is a sniveling little whiner in that episode and the fact that Charlie has to apologize to Alan pisses me off even more.

[@darcycardinal9132]

I will miss u behind the bench next season I was rooting for u best of luck in ur future endeavours

[@bmmmm27]

Charlie was the best truly

[@richardtheactor]

As someone who lived in the Hacienda Valley, they really weren't moving anywhere bad. At all.

[@austimusprime9080]

Good question, why does Alan keep saying we? He’s the one who wants to move out, not Jake.

[@PakiFighter]

Someone should make an animated "what could have happened" series where Charlie doesn't help Alan every time he leeches on Charlie.

[@ellnats]

alan living at charlies is like your roommate is a rat swarm

[@wdmfan]

Bluffing episode was hilarious.

[@bazza945]

You mean Alan is caught in the 'revolving door' and thus ejected straight back into Charlies' arms AGAIN?!

[@terry1273]

Alan and Charlie

[@matheo4934]

classic Alan.

[@KsksnRaRas]

Alan is a Great Example of Good Men Screwed over by Biased Feminists laws😮

[@nonsensekingdom]

Aregatooo SenSei , Aaaooouuuu , You Welcome Grassa Paaaa...👀

[@skullface37meyers78]

Honestly, Charlie should’ve got a straining order against his brother, so that means he would actually have to find a house of them except for himself

[@simonjunge2587]

my first thought was witch time xD

[@simonjunge2587]

and it was all of them and i loved it

[@xacv1402]

Unfortunatley My life has some similarities to this show

[@GothicBarbiegirl82]

Ich an Charly Stelle hätte ihn einmal rausgeworfen und auch nicht wieder reingelassen.😂

[@অজানাপাখি-ষ৬গ]

Yeah good plan but not possible as he is still family and their mother is alive plus Charlie loves Jake and can't do that to his nephew.

[@bluemoon7335]

I am curious how the life is in the US on Chiropractor salary, with ex spouse and children

[@russellzacharias3535]

Quick search: median salary is just less than $163 000 but in the context of this show, average rental of a 3 bedroom apartment in Malibu is shown as $17 500 per month and a four bedroom house in Malibu is $902 per square foot (fourth highest in the state) with a cost of living 188% higher than the national average. 50/50 split at time of divorce including pensions and 401K, can't stop paying even if your circumstances change. Alimony, if there is a large discrepancy of income, goes from higher to lower income not based on gender. "Tenancy At Will", unwanted house guest or room mate who has never paid rent can be evicted with 30 days notice.

[@thepoke-catcher5971]

7:51

[@robquin1525]

8:14 I like to say that a lot

[@YDomestic]

7:50

[@gwendolynturner6917]

Alan, he's serious. He does not want you to keep staying there

[@dustinsova4937]

Jesus, was Alan born on Friday the 13th?

[@GlendaBrewer-b3j]

😏Alan Got Away With Way Too Much To Not To Be Paying Rent‼️

[@leeleee793]

If i had a brother like alan he would be out my house a long time

[@kendrickjames1045]

How does a guy who got out of $4,000 alimony, after judith remarried, not save up for his own place? Had no rent to pay either. What a free loading leech