KH2 Except Every Enemy is a Hot Rod

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[@StickmanSham]

(technically the red CoR Hot Rod variants that I switched to are called Mad Rides) this was from a stream a little while ago, check out the full vod if you want to see the full carnage kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3ipoZZ-Yr1lhMk

[@omekun]

the car horn censors unironically scared the shit out of me

[@ryyyyyyn]

IKR LMAO

[@kag2576]

This entire concept is genuinely psychotic🤣

[@The_Ninja_Tree]

He's a mad man

[@Mike_Dubo]

Now what if they were all Dancer Nobodies?

[@dokkannoob9068]

@@Mike_Dubo never cook again

[@UncleJacq]

@@The_Ninja_Treethe maddest

[@ajddavid452]

what about "every enemy is lingering will"

[@Aflay1]

5:45 I just imagine Sora thinking "Check out this combo" and then slowly getting pummeled until they're just kicking his unconcious body on the ground.

[@BankaiokenX]

Hot Rod: "Let him get up let him get up"

[@Ostr0]

Fight back fight back **Title Screen Music Plays**

[@nexnexus8656]

“Rattle ‘em, boys!”

[@greenfiretornado]

He didn't specify who was doing the combo

[@etherreal8787]

The Arin Hanson approach

[@acehealer4212]

KH2 but every enemy is a Crimson Jazz. You can't see anything for all of the floating fire bombs.

[@TonyRhodes00]

Oh hell nah that's insane, well that or the dancer nobodies 😬

[@Wheelie6321]

With all the lanes between worlds being gridlocked, Sora has to deal with Rush Hour Traffic to save the day.

[@Aflay1]

The most based comment I've read.

[@Ostr0]

Except he keeps dying uh... Alot 🌚

[@RealRamona]

Imagine the Battle of 1000 Heartless - but it's just this.

[@LikeABossIke]

I would drop the game after dying multiple times

[@Vgk6977]

Oh hell no😂

[@izunia8436]

I believe 1000 heartless would crash with this

[@Aflay1]

It's just nonstop WYWYWERRRRR WYERRRR WYERRRR BAAPAAPAAPPBAAPAAPAAAP

[@elknothin3403]

​@@LikeABossIkeid still be trying to beat it but not without my brain turning into mush from losing over 50 times

[@undercvrwtch]

I love Hot Rods/Mad Rides for the exact reason that they legitimately kick your ass. Not in any flashy anime way. They just get in your face and mess you up.

[@Aflay1]

They do it old school. Straight up fisticuffs. And vehicular manslaughter. It's like Sora getting transported to Vice City.

[@linkskywalker5417]

​​@@Aflay1nd Vice City itself will be in HD and 4K for the first time ever within the next few years. Also, aren't there animes where the fights are brutal without the flashiness?

[@khhv1900]

oh so you love being massacred, that's kind of a new masochism in here

[@smugsneasel]

Every one of Xemnas' lasers is just another Hot Rod doing a dash.

[@NoExplosionsMcgee]

Lol

[@kalma2467]

8:24 I just realized that marluxia’s scythe move where he draws you in is also drawing in the puzzle pieces and it’s fascinating to see cause it would never happen in normal gameplay

[@skchabauzinha7118]

Omg it is! That's so cool!

[@highwind6325]

This is an insanely sick catch. Good eye

[@foto-nio2913]

It must be an absolute nightmare doing a full run when every enemy is the most painfull and anoying one of the entire game........

[@rimouskiii]

What if every enemy was a crimson jazz or a dancer?

[@damogamo7969]

@@rimouskiiionce you get magnet, chicken little and/or magnet burst (the air finisher), the dancers would become ok. Crimson jazz though, would be SO annoying! At least you can jump away from dancers, the constant fire explosions however would be unavoidable!

[@Hotelgaymario]

@@damogamo7969 or shamans riding on the living bones or devastators kh2 while great has some really dickish heartless enemy's

[@BoldandBrash12]

@@damogamo7969I hate the crimson jazz with a fiery passion

[@damogamo7969]

@@Hotelgaymario god the sorcerer nobodies in outside the garden of assemblage are so bad! I had to spam magnet-reflect-magnet-reflect to beat that. Also the dragoons can literally Insta kill you when they spawn and that’s also bullshit when combined with the sorcerers that have uninterruptible giant cube attacks.

[@sci-figameguy8241]

5:48 Why they beat his ass like that LOL

[@gilang26060]

They went "fight back fight back"

[@Hikaru0kamiki]

Sora: Thun- *HOTRODS PROCEED TO BOX HIS ASS TIL, KH4 COMES OUT*

[@Aflay1]

"Spiderman why did you let him beat your ass?"

[@kindaslyguy4092]

"Lexaeus?! With his Lexus!?" Had me dying 🤣

[@k-berry8771]

damn the Cars world from KH4 looks lit

[@AeroWraith901]

I'm just picturing Sora being traumatized and from this point forward get PTSD anytime he hears car noises

[@theonewholaughs.1591]

Love how the cars just throw hands for no fucking reason.

[@N3TSLVM]

"Lexaeus with his Lexus" Peak comedy

[@themiazephyr]

Hot Rods... my worst nightmare back in the days.

[@Butt.Savage]

This seed is just the quest for counterguard tbh.

[@Thisisthegreatestatofalltime]

The only good part about counterguard is this specific enemy

[@highwind6325]

Knocking them all up with a ripple drive at 1:07 was so satisfying

[@emersongrey]

4:31 Kinda sums up the experience, tbh.

[@legendarycryptid2629]

Stickman Sham fought so many he became a car himself. Due to becoming Disney property, every swear out of his mouth was replaced by a car horn honking.

[@recino2]

Im guessing Demyx's water clones aren't replaced. What a nightmare that would be.

[@NoExplosionsMcgee]

"DANCE HOT RODS! DANCE!"

[@pillowmint4622]

@@NoExplosionsMcgee "DRIVE, WATER, DRIVE!"

[@mars5914]

Now try a KH2 world full of nobody dancers

[@Skii_is_Starrii]

now that's what i call vehicular manslaughter

[@gsfan17]

Lexaeus with his Lexus 💀 💀

[@bananabike279]

"Lexeaus and his Lexus" that line killed me lmao

[@KillerDitto77]

Ansem wishes they were as powerful as these guys

[@koga115]

"Check this out." Gets bodied 😂 love the vid!

[@NabsterHax]

It's always insane to me just how well KH2 handles the nonsense in randomizers without breaking horribly. Like, sure, some stuff doesn't work properly, but I feel like any other game would just crash the moment you tried putting a boss in a strange arena. The fact you can just do the Step Vault RC without the follow up and the game just goes "eh" and chugs on. And interactions between entities that normally would never interact somehow still mostly make sense?!

[@Aflay1]

They devs really put love into this game. It wasn't just all cutscenes and flashy quick times. These were entities and interactions. A true sandbox.

[@sonicfan4511]

My favorite is how Xigbars sniping section not only works, but actually looks really good in some arenas.

[@Conre1]

I will never get over these cars just walking up to you like they about to teach you a MFing infinite

[@Matthew.Niverse]

Kingdom Hearts 4 Cars world leak

[@shiroutheherotraceon3313]

This is psychological torture.

[@donthebandruid3625]

Xaldin was Sora's father all along, that explains why he was in his dive. And why Sora can use Aero shield. It all makes sense.

[@mannydani9180]

Oh dear god, not even a minute in and the car horn censors are the funniest and most terrifying thing

[@xlro8f853]

Sora fittin to get isakaied early.

[@davextreme753]

Took hit and run to a new level

[@livenishikireaction]

Oh god no one better install this on my KH2 while I'm not looking

[@datguynuma3730]

Yo, those cars can throw hands.

[@KrazyKyle-ij9vb]

I could never do this, Hot Rods are fun to fight every now and then but not for an entire game. Kudos to you for toughing it out though

[@Skyward]

This sounds like if my sleep paralyse demon started moving on me.

[@ChillaxingJay]

i think we can all agree, Hotrod is the most annoying KH2 enemy

[@B12C13]

Dancers would disagree.

[@toolcoolbars_]

5:48 thunder to get bodied combo

[@FAILEDSTANDINGSCHOOL]

Oh, this is just going to be 30 minutes of magnet abuse isn’t- 2:34 “We’re remaking the seed for the Mad Rides.” *Oh.*

[@OsakaLover]

Yeeeeeeah, I saw that coming at some point and couldn't believe he ended up doing it anyway-

[@absoutezeo2126]

I knew cars were a huge threat to safety, but now I understand why.

[@DiaFiend]

Protip: don't listen to this video in the car

[@KishibeRohan]

Thats a few too many Hot Rods than i can manage

[@Aflay1]

Lexaeus is so pissed he manifested Hot Rods.

[@isiahduran2041]

I'm almost certain if there is a hell, this is what Satan would use to torture me

[@skchabauzinha7118]

That and the nobody dancers, and the leech grave from Days. The trauma.

[@theToonLink2]

That Lexus joke was so funny bruh, funny vid all the way through and an interesting challenge run too!

[@jijonbreaker]

"The mad rides are weak to blizzard" 29:10 It's because of the flame decals.

[@LilGabri94]

This title struck unimaginable fear into my heart

[@ladeandix7451]

This sounds fucking painful. You have to kill them fast or you’ll have to deal with getting run over by 5 monster cars.

[@Aflay1]

He has to kill them with either very specific combos, or utilize spells to one shot them Which isn't too hard to manage... Until the levels in which he received help from his allies, and they activate their rage. Also, when objects that require protection come into play, and take huge damage from their unstoppable rage attacks.

[@newfacepaula]

nah it's just skill issue

[@gagejoseph91]

"Dodge Slash is not overrated, but it is overhated." My man speaking truth. The way people talk about the ability is like equipping it auto-kills you. Is it a good ability? Not particularly. But it also isn't bad. It's...fine. But people talk about it like it is the bane of their existence. Use a longer keyblade, bucko lol

[@Snowstorm174]

oh god this sounds like Hell

[@isaiahdavis9486]

At least it’s not dancers.

[@MoleBradRy]

Imagine if this was only an enemy randomizer and you had to proceed through the game like normal.

[@TheBronf]

who ever is the heartless dealership sold a lot of damn cars to them and made bank.

[@JKamron-1]

Parking Garage ass seed

[@CompletelyNewguy]

31:11 Okay real talk Vexan taking the place of Xehanort is almost appropriate. Almost like a mastermind behind the scenes kind of deal.

[@StagFiesta]

The honk as a censor actually freaked me out the first time I heard it I looked out my window why would you give me this fear lmao.

[@SuperFunnyboy78]

All I saw was the thumbnail and thought “You sick sadistic bastard!”

[@Chronicgamer36]

KH: Los Angeles/New York traffic edition

[@juliantapia1407]

My most hated heartless... this is a genuine nightmare

[@aerfwefd7334]

Sora took the admonition to go play in traffic a bit too literally.

[@RubyRaggy]

Ah yes, the lightning McQueen challenge.

[@Evnyofdeath]

Seeing that title pop up in my feed triggered my PTSD

[@UCDitto]

Mad Rides in a group be like: Fight back N****a, Fight Back!

[@Linxitow]

The most coolest way of a hit & run

[@angelofhell3701]

Hot Rod? More like: Hot Fuck i’m getting Mirked in the Streets of Agrabah

[@AquaticNebula]

This enemy is how I came to hate cars irl

[@thegamewin100]

Masochist run

[@twilightknight1672]

Just your average day in New York

[@nastusalmander]

This was an enjoyable watch, playing it must have been torture

[@Ponsy_J]

5:47 "Check this out" 😎 **Gets ganged up and beaten to death by a bunch of cars.**

[@GSPlover900]

Lightning McQueen fell hard after he joined organization 13

[@DavrenHelsmere]

And to think, it's still not as bad as LA traffic.

[@Baldtolo]

I love the sound you used for censoring

[@dancingwholeness]

What my brain saw as the title “Kingdom Hearts 2 except every enemy is SATAN’S FIERY MURDEROUS SPAWN”

[@bakedpintos]

Hotrods are bareable when you have reflect. Which you don't have during tr. Which is why their annoying. That and they can one shot you basically.

[@FerreTrip]

You, sir, are a madman.

[@juancena6909]

Now you got a good reason to spam reflect

[@Tjxal]

This is torture.

[@TetsuRiken]

These fucking cars I swear what kind of crazy mad man would do this

[@Akuaultima]

So, this is what hell looks like

[@Webmage101]

I saw the thumbnail and recoiled in horror...

[@ThePianistDragon]

I’m not even playing and this is filling me with existential dread.

[@somerandomacount]

Welcome to hell. A world with only hot rods, on critical. (Good luck)

[@somerandomacount]

Nevermind its not critical mode

[@NocturnalAegis]

I was about to say it would be cool to see someone play with all enemies swapped to crimson jazz's after this. Then I realized that I don't absolutely hate anyone enough to want them to suffer like that.

[@toomanycrowns]

"Check this out" *dies*

[@hunkymccree8458]

Alternate title: Kingdom hearts 2 but the game takes place on a highway in LA

[@snake3419]

Talk about a traffic jam

[@charlesswansonii9319]

Thank you for embodying my worst nightmare in Kingdom Hearts II. This is the most ball-ache since Demyx' fucking shit

[@yeetmaster-eb1xq]

big oil's eating GOOD tonight

[@SilvarusLupus]

This is it. This is my hell.

[@SinclairS2Engine]

Ironic that the Hot Rod video ends with the chilliest boss in the game.

[@anthonysaylor8120]

Ah yes Lexaeus and his Lexus

[@TheJoshDimension]

This is truly my hell

[@inkchariot6147]

Sora can box with all of Organization XIII, but not a few rubber hose animated cars

[@bouclechocolat]

Re:KH1 sora in this situation I can just hear the "Stop! Force! Force! Deep freeze deep freeze deep freeze-"