Kickstarter Crap - "Smart" Water Bottles

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@s4n714g000
@s4n714g000 8 жыл бұрын
gotta be careful guys, life's so hard you sometimes forget to breathe, eat, drink water and take a shit once in a while in order to stay alive.
@fathertearam8779
@fathertearam8779 8 жыл бұрын
s4n714g000 i feel you. My dad forgot to be with me for 30 years
@maxwellplaysvideogames
@maxwellplaysvideogames 8 жыл бұрын
+Tony Tran That went from 0 to 100 real quick.
@fathertearam8779
@fathertearam8779 8 жыл бұрын
TheNorrie1000 you didnt have to point it out
@fathertearam8779
@fathertearam8779 8 жыл бұрын
its ok. im only sad that im gay
@timothycampbell8645
@timothycampbell8645 7 жыл бұрын
s4n714g000 I forgot to shit untill I saw your comment . thanks
@matthewsexton5490
@matthewsexton5490 8 жыл бұрын
I've got it! An alarm that goes off every few seconds, "Don't forget to breathe you fucking idiot."
@bt4670
@bt4670 8 жыл бұрын
Lol
@katherineadam3194
@katherineadam3194 8 жыл бұрын
+hugo lopes it's a storm drain
@melosbunjaku2743
@melosbunjaku2743 8 жыл бұрын
you saved my life
@mrwassef
@mrwassef 8 жыл бұрын
I have sleep apnea and this triggered me...to breath.
@a332490
@a332490 8 жыл бұрын
Because when you want to breathe you are already drowning
@SilentMott
@SilentMott 8 жыл бұрын
Think of forgetting to drink when you're thirsty as nature's way of telling you you're an idiot.
@AnoAssassin
@AnoAssassin 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah if you can't survive without a tech bottle, well natural selection is just for you
@liquidtvafternoons5315
@liquidtvafternoons5315 8 жыл бұрын
SilentMott fucking hell that many likes and no comments?
@SilentMott
@SilentMott 8 жыл бұрын
Red Streak There's no fat on that joke. Nothing more to say.
@redintheriver
@redintheriver 8 жыл бұрын
SilentMott *420 LIKES*
@charleswatson2088
@charleswatson2088 8 жыл бұрын
LORD 5CARECROW 421 BITCH
@SpanishDuck
@SpanishDuck 6 жыл бұрын
I feel thirsty.. But my phone app says I'm not, well guess I'm fine
@Desertedhail
@Desertedhail 4 жыл бұрын
Nice Xbox 360 logo
@theprincipal1110
@theprincipal1110 4 жыл бұрын
@@Desertedhail thx for ur comment, i saw his pfp somewhere before and it was indeed 2014 /15
@businessrat1364
@businessrat1364 4 жыл бұрын
Egg
@q.s.9810
@q.s.9810 4 жыл бұрын
😔
@theprincipal1110
@theprincipal1110 4 жыл бұрын
@Famous West your face gives me great laughter
@SaakiFX
@SaakiFX 8 жыл бұрын
Lets invent the smart-bong, that detects, how stoned you are, so you can tell the police officer
@vapor404
@vapor404 7 жыл бұрын
sAAki - NEW CHANNEL!!! I’d actually like to see a smart bong that adjusts the heat of the cone to get you perfectly stoned
@mrspams3489
@mrspams3489 7 жыл бұрын
08_hotline 2 there is good vaps but u have to adjust it yourself :(
@user-ht9lf8uv8h
@user-ht9lf8uv8h 7 жыл бұрын
sAAki - NEW CHANNEL!!! By the time you realize you're stoned you're already dead
@junkmoon-
@junkmoon- 7 жыл бұрын
08_hotline 2 what's a cone
@eddyw282
@eddyw282 8 жыл бұрын
Well that's a bit fucking drastic "I realised I wasn't drinking enough, so I quit my job!"
@niddle2768
@niddle2768 8 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an alcoholic's excuse to why he was fired.
@AnAmericanMusician
@AnAmericanMusician 8 жыл бұрын
Ha! It does when you put it like that. XD
@333dae
@333dae 8 жыл бұрын
"and fuck our families, we're gonna spend all our life savings in a company that will probably flunk"
@Acequatch
@Acequatch 7 жыл бұрын
Eddy W You have 911 likes... That's great
@TheSonic1685
@TheSonic1685 8 жыл бұрын
"A water bottle that tells you when your thirsty" I've got an organ in my head that does that!
@josephchurilla3240
@josephchurilla3240 7 жыл бұрын
Rads the thalamus, right?
@scottscott8123
@scottscott8123 7 жыл бұрын
And an organ that a lot of these people don't have.
@bref7348
@bref7348 7 жыл бұрын
Well your organ must not fucking work. because if you're old enough to have a KZbin account, you should be old enough to know the difference between "you're" and "your".
@anthonyjanis8156
@anthonyjanis8156 7 жыл бұрын
Lylas Lester Bad day?
@mrspams3489
@mrspams3489 7 жыл бұрын
Lylas Lester hey thats a good comment. I bet YOUR alot of fun at a partys ;) Ps. Dont start a sentence with because or a lower case letter. 8/10 for effort. Xxx
@extinct1on806
@extinct1on806 6 жыл бұрын
My brain is the premium version, and it tells me to drink, instead of a 40$ bottle
@theireckus9298
@theireckus9298 6 жыл бұрын
Gavin Dickmeyer The best part is that your parents made that brain for you, for free.
@tuser8
@tuser8 5 жыл бұрын
Wait how much is premium?
@auxnull
@auxnull 5 жыл бұрын
@@theireckus9298 with JIZZ
@angelvu
@angelvu 5 жыл бұрын
where did you buy?
@headphonejoe5640
@headphonejoe5640 4 жыл бұрын
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@vanderbilthighlights8560
@vanderbilthighlights8560 7 жыл бұрын
You're lost in the desert... you have a bottle of water... BUT NO WAY TO CHARGE IT 😭😭
@MilindaX
@MilindaX 6 жыл бұрын
ALL THE WATER IN THE WORLD BUT YOU CAN'T DRINK IT!!!!!!!!!! D:
@marc8605
@marc8605 6 жыл бұрын
You cant be thirsty if you wont know you were
@Doom43211
@Doom43211 6 жыл бұрын
This post was brought to you by the Normal Water Bottle Gang.
@doug9359
@doug9359 5 жыл бұрын
solar paneled battery boom
@gravesharsher1818
@gravesharsher1818 5 жыл бұрын
I can't go bruh, my mf WATER BOTTLE charging
@joelwallace7050
@joelwallace7050 7 жыл бұрын
1956: There will be flying cars in the future 2015: Here's a water bottle to tell you when your thirsty
@almostevery5422
@almostevery5422 7 жыл бұрын
Lol
@4Core100
@4Core100 6 жыл бұрын
Joel Wallace 1956: There will be flying cars in the future 2017: dont know difference between your and you're
@wuggy4082
@wuggy4082 6 жыл бұрын
Joel Wallace you’re*
@4Core100
@4Core100 6 жыл бұрын
I doesnt the understand an you
@concept5631
@concept5631 6 жыл бұрын
What went wrong?
@bunnybtv
@bunnybtv 8 жыл бұрын
that hippie dude just took a like a jug of water from Walmart, googled "love yourself" and printed it out and stuck it on the water bottle
@KaizenKitty
@KaizenKitty 6 жыл бұрын
we really need a smart tampon that vibrates when you need to change tampons...
@sykoknockout
@sykoknockout 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah but honestly wouldn't we leave it inside so it would keep vibrating. 😂😂😂
@Tubeman244
@Tubeman244 6 жыл бұрын
It would make for one bloody climax if you left it in.
@Mauricekaip
@Mauricekaip 6 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite comment on the Internet.
@coyotepalace9682
@coyotepalace9682 6 жыл бұрын
I would definitely buy that
@dickkick2451
@dickkick2451 6 жыл бұрын
And a smart condom
@Reginald_Harrison
@Reginald_Harrison 7 жыл бұрын
Everybody needs to breath air, but it’s so goddamn complicated. We’ve found a way to simplify it. Introducing, iBreathe.
@randomstuf6933
@randomstuf6933 5 жыл бұрын
@Loren we could sell them in twos, we can call the lungs
@azrael4457
@azrael4457 5 жыл бұрын
@Loren I thought that was a freebie... Guess I need to pay $999 for the nose then.
@dododoodododoo3043
@dododoodododoo3043 4 жыл бұрын
I do be breathing tho
@mr.steveatron3025
@mr.steveatron3025 3 жыл бұрын
Oxygen sold separately
@KnightedSkeleton
@KnightedSkeleton 8 жыл бұрын
But idubbbz. Everyone who has ever drank water has died.
@thesource4324
@thesource4324 8 жыл бұрын
Rubba
@sethfakelastname
@sethfakelastname 8 жыл бұрын
+John Johnson Damn Right!
@yourdad7055
@yourdad7055 8 жыл бұрын
Wow, funny and original
@cosmic-zombiegaming2812
@cosmic-zombiegaming2812 8 жыл бұрын
True
@1846drte2342342
@1846drte2342342 8 жыл бұрын
Not true. There are those who haven't died yet.
@gingeetheginge6071
@gingeetheginge6071 8 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck forgets to drink water!? You feel thirsty because that's your body saying "Hey, you might want to start drinking something or you'll be dehydrated." You don't need a fucking smart bottle to tell you when you're thirsty. I think they need to make a project to help fund research into where their chromosomes are.
@kalefromdiscord1570
@kalefromdiscord1570 8 жыл бұрын
Hey guys im making a fork that tells you when you're hungry: heres the link www.ifyoutakethisseriouslythenyourefuckingretarded.com
@hassansubhi3367
@hassansubhi3367 8 жыл бұрын
James McCauley the link doesn't work?
@kalefromdiscord1570
@kalefromdiscord1570 8 жыл бұрын
Hassan Subhi It's not supposed to.
@hassansubhi3367
@hassansubhi3367 8 жыл бұрын
supersayian495 i know, i'm joking lol
@marijnmolenaar2848
@marijnmolenaar2848 8 жыл бұрын
Evan O Humans are truely getting dumber every day
@asianaedan
@asianaedan 5 жыл бұрын
By the time you realize you’re injured, you’re already dead.
@MelchiorVA
@MelchiorVA 5 жыл бұрын
Nani
@fishfood8711
@fishfood8711 4 жыл бұрын
So if I ignore my injuries i won’t die?
@dennistonrockstone
@dennistonrockstone 4 жыл бұрын
Hokuto Shinken is invincible 🔥🔥🔥
@Worm-revolver
@Worm-revolver 4 жыл бұрын
By the time you realize you don't have the high ground, you've already lost.
@michellereionodera
@michellereionodera 4 жыл бұрын
Omae wa mou shinderu
@Fuppy636
@Fuppy636 8 жыл бұрын
I solved my hydration crisis. I drink water when I get thirsty, problem solved.
@Fuppy636
@Fuppy636 8 жыл бұрын
***** actually you do, your body lets you know if you don't have enough water. Either through cottonmouth or urine color.
@Fuppy636
@Fuppy636 8 жыл бұрын
***** yes it is
@Fuppy636
@Fuppy636 8 жыл бұрын
***** says thats not how you respond to arguments *responds to arguments in that way*
@Fuppy636
@Fuppy636 8 жыл бұрын
***** k then gtfo
@Fuppy636
@Fuppy636 8 жыл бұрын
***** Resorts to using bad memes
@monstaxxiv7163
@monstaxxiv7163 7 жыл бұрын
The "love yourself" guy looks like Lord Farquaad
@JustLukiepoo
@JustLukiepoo 7 жыл бұрын
he made that 2.2 litre to compensate for something
@Poefeathyr
@Poefeathyr 7 жыл бұрын
Hoseok's Cute Dimples not even Lord Farquaad deserves that
@miacamille363
@miacamille363 7 жыл бұрын
true
@alanahklarich7560
@alanahklarich7560 7 жыл бұрын
Ya Boy how are they a koreaboo? Do you actually know the meaning of koreaboo? It means to be obsessed with eve thing kpop and they only like Korean guys and music, you never know maybe they could just like bts nothing more.
@Squidwardsclarinet69
@Squidwardsclarinet69 6 жыл бұрын
Nubajev you fuck off
@criss6678
@criss6678 8 жыл бұрын
if they can make smart everything why dont they make smart people
@valval1877
@valval1877 8 жыл бұрын
Genius. ill fund your kickstarter if ypu make one
@hamzerpanzer
@hamzerpanzer 8 жыл бұрын
Cristofer Solis We already have those. They're called robots
@cameronmcclanahan3155
@cameronmcclanahan3155 8 жыл бұрын
Cristofer Solis there called asians
@brocmitchell1842
@brocmitchell1842 8 жыл бұрын
Cristofer Solis haha
@TheGodNotch
@TheGodNotch 8 жыл бұрын
Cameron Mcclanahan lol
@UnkoMunko
@UnkoMunko 6 жыл бұрын
"Should I put a shirt on before asking for thousands of dollars from strangers? Nah, my hairy back will entice them into giving me that sweet dosh."
@rynkig_1279
@rynkig_1279 8 жыл бұрын
Smart watches, smart TVs, smart bottles- everything gets smart, except you
@MagirusLP
@MagirusLP 8 жыл бұрын
HatulMadan This is probably deeper and truer than intended
@MagirusLP
@MagirusLP 8 жыл бұрын
Cristo Alba Yeah it's supposed to be a joke, but I think it has a very deep thought in it if you think about it. Even bottles do everything for you and people lern to do less and less
@lmao2302
@lmao2302 8 жыл бұрын
I have smart Viagra it tells me when my balls would turn blue!
@ayanotateyama661
@ayanotateyama661 8 жыл бұрын
HatulMadan Smart cars.
@harbingersev-oh-wohne
@harbingersev-oh-wohne 7 жыл бұрын
HatulMadan 80th like
@oraalid0nitsi
@oraalid0nitsi 8 жыл бұрын
1. be thirsty 2. drink water 3.??? 4. death
@ragan9757
@ragan9757 8 жыл бұрын
step 4 is my only goal
@Ratty_Mask
@Ratty_Mask 8 жыл бұрын
3: realize it's bleach
@VanessaHernandez-fq4vc
@VanessaHernandez-fq4vc 8 жыл бұрын
+cody padgett oh shit
@harveygeorgefoster
@harveygeorgefoster 8 жыл бұрын
holy shit the date is the 5 of may for that post wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaah so kool
@onyxvoiceacting9520
@onyxvoiceacting9520 8 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh more than it should've
@NotAGoodUsername360
@NotAGoodUsername360 7 жыл бұрын
**sips from smart water bottle** **spit takes** MY WATER GOT HACKED!
@jarvismcdoogle9041
@jarvismcdoogle9041 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@daunicorn7562
@daunicorn7562 6 жыл бұрын
We're gonna die because tap water is fake
@taruthemenace
@taruthemenace 6 жыл бұрын
WAS IT THE RUSSIANS???
@elizabethanntarter
@elizabethanntarter 6 жыл бұрын
I got a little burnt while I was at [Tanacon].
@kilroywashere1
@kilroywashere1 8 жыл бұрын
Anyone else on a late night Kickstarter Crap binge? I can't stop...
@cracky3931
@cracky3931 8 жыл бұрын
yup I think i have aids doe emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ifeel the cancer
@mattkerner3598
@mattkerner3598 8 жыл бұрын
Sean Dobbins
@selectionn
@selectionn 8 жыл бұрын
Matt Kerner
@nickhighland799
@nickhighland799 8 жыл бұрын
lol it's 4:53 am and I have work tomorrow, ITS TIME TO STOP!
@12gauge_shawtyy
@12gauge_shawtyy 8 жыл бұрын
It's 1:04, I have school, gotta wake up at 7, yeah. I'm gonna be tired tomarrow. Why am I doing his to myself
@lilithianmoon
@lilithianmoon 8 жыл бұрын
What's next? An overly priced device that tells you when you need to breathe?
@Monyato
@Monyato 7 жыл бұрын
Hannah Patterson probably some meditation device
@nr_jason7245
@nr_jason7245 7 жыл бұрын
The Apple Watch
@communistskeletonpiss
@communistskeletonpiss 7 жыл бұрын
"Oh wait, im not breathing. I should probally breathe"
@ocdan8974
@ocdan8974 7 жыл бұрын
Hannah Patterson Sharon from sponge bob like if yu understand the reference
@GranVlog
@GranVlog 8 жыл бұрын
If only there was some type of biological computer that had some type of systems in place that would alarm us wen we needed water and food
@branpuff4218
@branpuff4218 7 жыл бұрын
Gran's Stuff if only
@waifuconnoisseur4872
@waifuconnoisseur4872 7 жыл бұрын
That would be useful! Sadly, there's no such thing so i gotta stick to my "hunger detector 5000" and my "thrist-o-matic 6900"!
@grugg3108
@grugg3108 7 жыл бұрын
Gran's Stuff ikr, I almost died millions of times
@cuckoo-clockheart
@cuckoo-clockheart 7 жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder how the hell humans were able to make it this long
@PAS2010D
@PAS2010D 7 жыл бұрын
Hey Peter did your thing go off?
@plmokm33
@plmokm33 6 жыл бұрын
I want a smart bong that tells me when the bowl is done, by sending an alert to my smartphone, of course.
@trippydippiehippie3958
@trippydippiehippie3958 3 жыл бұрын
Me too! I cant tell you how many times I've been trying to light a bowl, and all too late I realize it's only ash. I hope it can tell me to fill it too; I also sometimes try to smoke fucking nothing.
@SunnyD420
@SunnyD420 3 жыл бұрын
@@trippydippiehippie3958 I hope it also tracks how much weed I smoke, that way I can ration it a bit. I can't tell you how many times I hit an empty pipe to smoke the resin inside because my broke ass smoked all the green too fast. It would be great if I can set alerts on my phone to remind me when I can smoke!
@masterman3349
@masterman3349 8 жыл бұрын
It lowers the ph level to 0 so it becomes acid
@AzalofForossa
@AzalofForossa 8 жыл бұрын
It raises the ph level to the number of chromosomes you have and it becomes bleach
@masterman3349
@masterman3349 8 жыл бұрын
Skripty Resources 12.6 chromosomes wooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm surprised I can function as an organism.
@masterman3349
@masterman3349 8 жыл бұрын
***** What? It goes to 0.
@mrwassef
@mrwassef 8 жыл бұрын
+FizzicKz Karma not only does it go to zero but it can be less than zero depending on the acidity
@masterman3349
@masterman3349 8 жыл бұрын
***** Just google "PH scale"
@QuirkyParasite4
@QuirkyParasite4 9 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! These people get me I always forget to drink water and to breathe as well
@Itsalittlelatte
@Itsalittlelatte 9 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I actually forget to breathe sometimes...
@spidergloo2708
@spidergloo2708 9 жыл бұрын
+DropsOfPluto I forget to make my heart beat
@refineries147
@refineries147 9 жыл бұрын
I forgot to laugh.
@house6052
@house6052 9 жыл бұрын
By the time you've forgotten to breathe, you're already out of breath.
@rileyjanes6768
@rileyjanes6768 8 жыл бұрын
+QuirkyParasite4 i forget to pump blood into my heart also to blink by the time your heart rate is at 0 your already dead
@carmanstriker1853
@carmanstriker1853 8 жыл бұрын
Lol that "love yourself" bottle guy must have done it as a joke or a bet. There's no way he actually thought he would get money out of it.
@1nutassassin
@1nutassassin 8 жыл бұрын
Carman Striker15 it said that he hasn't gotten anything
@user-ht9lf8uv8h
@user-ht9lf8uv8h 7 жыл бұрын
Carman Striker18 yeah let's create a whole product and put effort and shit into that product as a joke
@radio347
@radio347 7 жыл бұрын
people can be idiots you never know
@jobet981
@jobet981 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ht9lf8uv8h its a sticker on a generic 2 litre jug lmao
@countvronsky4025
@countvronsky4025 2 жыл бұрын
That guy was stoned out of his mind. He was probably serious, and was probably surprised when he didn't hit that goal lol
@vilachor1562
@vilachor1562 5 жыл бұрын
The only demographic I can see this being actually useful for is for people with Alzheimer's who don't remember when they last drank anything.
@DilussoLuxury
@DilussoLuxury 5 жыл бұрын
You don’t drink water because you think you haven’t drank in a while you drink water when your fucking thirsty you dickhead
@SomeRandomGuyOutHere
@SomeRandomGuyOutHere 5 жыл бұрын
@@DilussoLuxury Edgy boi
@Element-tb6lp
@Element-tb6lp 5 жыл бұрын
@@DilussoLuxury look at dis dood
@hahhuli
@hahhuli 5 жыл бұрын
Water is probably the only most essential substance for human body so it doesn't fucking die How can you "forget" to drink? It's written in your DNA to drink when you are thirsty
@ejakobs9881
@ejakobs9881 5 жыл бұрын
I agree with everything in this video, but Diego isn't actually wrong. People with severe Alzheimer's do forget to drink water and become ill because of it. The brain has many signaling functions, including hunger and thirst signals. When someone has severe Alzheimer's, brain matter begins to atrophy, and you can see loss of brain matter and activity on brain scans. When the part of the brain responsible for thirst signals, the hypothalamus, becomes affected, they lose the ability to feel thirsty. You can't have a function if the part of the brain responsible for that function is damaged or destroyed.
@zanytobbs
@zanytobbs 8 жыл бұрын
I love how Kickstarters always have that stupid piano jingle that makes you think your life will forever be changed lol.
@clipper6429
@clipper6429 7 жыл бұрын
Idubbbz 2017 would have let that lotion sit on his face the entire episode
@serenavessella154
@serenavessella154 7 жыл бұрын
PuttyGuts it’s aloe Vera you put it on burns
@TheNookOfficial
@TheNookOfficial 6 жыл бұрын
and it's pretty painful if you let it sit there and I don't think he'd want to deal with the smell and potential stinging in his eyes
@bigb1571
@bigb1571 6 жыл бұрын
Ameri he made a bleach gummy bottle and ate it. He ate a old moldy strawberry out of some random dumpster. He shaved off and baked his hair into a cake and ate it. I don't think he cares about his eyes stinging a bit.
@k0rviid
@k0rviid 6 жыл бұрын
AvA Twisted and ate sewer pickles
@thehumancomedy3891
@thehumancomedy3891 6 жыл бұрын
I'm new here but I recall some sewer peaches, too
@crashbandicooties5681
@crashbandicooties5681 7 жыл бұрын
who asks for 11,814$ and tells you to love yourself?!
@nobully_osu
@nobully_osu 6 жыл бұрын
Crash Bandicooties it's an oddly specific amount
@Turnblaze
@Turnblaze 6 жыл бұрын
RandomMan254 yea lol well in one video the one about that zombie video game they made a random amount probably to make it sound more realistic like they know exactly how much they need
@daunicorn7562
@daunicorn7562 6 жыл бұрын
a person that try's to get your money with kind words
@RealShrigmaMale
@RealShrigmaMale 7 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s intake of water should be different. Just drink when you’re thirsty. *and drink at meals, I assumed that was a given
@lordagony100
@lordagony100 6 жыл бұрын
Ian's Show but I'm always thristy
@joshualc0708
@joshualc0708 5 жыл бұрын
Who let this water bottle on KZbin
@thisguy9042
@thisguy9042 5 жыл бұрын
@MeleeBro I do that too...with your girl😏
@eneco3965
@eneco3965 5 жыл бұрын
But how do I know when I'm thirsty if I don't have a water bottle to tell me that I'm thirsty?
@anthonyhutchins2300
@anthonyhutchins2300 5 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair you actually arent supposed to wait till you're thirsty. Just drink some water reasonably with every meal or something
@beastlyfawn2289
@beastlyfawn2289 8 жыл бұрын
Next up! The world's first Smart Toilet!
@flirineltd6921
@flirineltd6921 8 жыл бұрын
tells you how smelly your shit is meant to be 😂
@paco1022
@paco1022 8 жыл бұрын
+Flirinel Td it weighs your shit and tells you that you need to eat less
@flirineltd6921
@flirineltd6921 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@bear302
@bear302 8 жыл бұрын
Beastlyfawn228 we will know when we need to shit
@ChocolateMilkMage
@ChocolateMilkMage 8 жыл бұрын
They actually kind of already have them in Japan.
@KingofGermanic
@KingofGermanic 9 жыл бұрын
I am literally sitting here drinking a water bottle because I felt fucking thirsty. Guess what, I didn't need fucking Samuel L. Jackson to run into my room and tell me I'm fucking thirsty.
@redmandudebol
@redmandudebol 9 жыл бұрын
I want sam. L. Jackson to run into my room.
@viktorzzxz
@viktorzzxz 9 жыл бұрын
Steam RP Videos I'd pay for sam
@meleemastermaa1449
@meleemastermaa1449 9 жыл бұрын
"Sam L. Jackson walks into your room" kickstarter would be cool.
@whitemanfromtown8888
@whitemanfromtown8888 9 жыл бұрын
Cop: Freeze!!! Samuel:I'm thirsty.... Cop:I SAID FREEZE!!!! Samuel:I'm just getting a drink.
@allanfloyd8103
@allanfloyd8103 9 жыл бұрын
Steam RP Videos He will strike down with furious vengeance any thirst!
@911Maci
@911Maci 9 жыл бұрын
here is what we need : smart people
@BUMBUM292
@BUMBUM292 5 жыл бұрын
Phone needed
@JamesFoxPodcast
@JamesFoxPodcast 5 жыл бұрын
"yeah, I get done with a run and I eat a roast beef sandwich" that's my favorite line from this video
@Nah_Bohdi
@Nah_Bohdi 8 жыл бұрын
Thirst is a desire, dehydration is a state of low, usable, internal water. All thirst has dehydration, not all dehydration has thirst.
@icanshootbuticannevergetth2954
@icanshootbuticannevergetth2954 8 жыл бұрын
My penis is floppy
@hi-oy7zs
@hi-oy7zs 8 жыл бұрын
then just drink water when working out even when youre not thirsty problem sloved. i dont understand why you need a piece of technology to remind to drink water. its not that hard of a concept
@kalefromdiscord1570
@kalefromdiscord1570 8 жыл бұрын
NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRD!
@BonusTank
@BonusTank 9 жыл бұрын
Now a smart roast beef sandwich. That's what I need. I can't keep forgetting how much beefs inside me.
@Liggliluff
@Liggliluff 4 жыл бұрын
It's called "orka" because that's the Swedish expression for "I can't be bothered to"; because you can't be bothered to keep track of your need to drink, not that it is something you need to keep track of in the first place anyway.
@ID-8491
@ID-8491 4 жыл бұрын
I orkade read your whole comment!
@Liggliluff
@Liggliluff 4 жыл бұрын
@@ID-8491 It's not a long comment, so it would be very sad if you didn't orka reading it.
@memmoman
@memmoman 3 жыл бұрын
Jag orkar inte
@TheNaturalCause
@TheNaturalCause 3 жыл бұрын
Orkar inte heller
@User846
@User846 3 жыл бұрын
pallar inte
@Andi_Frost_XPR0PR18
@Andi_Frost_XPR0PR18 5 жыл бұрын
"I just get done with a run and I eat a roast beef sandwich." lol.
@lindahernandez1729
@lindahernandez1729 7 жыл бұрын
Iddubz in his crippling depression phase
@tormendor8585
@tormendor8585 5 жыл бұрын
What about this: The "HATE YOURSELF -MUG" You can choose from 2 sizes: 10ml or 10 liters You can only drink from this mug and if its not empty when you go sleep, or if you drink any more than the mug size is, it will log into all your social media accounts and post everything you regret. It will buy some bags of shit with everything you have on your bank account. It will spam your address to strangers with a text "come and kill me, i want to die". It will not stop playing the songs you hate the most. (the last one can be disabled up to some legal issues) I would invest to this
@girllady6939
@girllady6939 5 жыл бұрын
I like it
@tofusrvng
@tofusrvng 4 жыл бұрын
@ guess I'll never sleep then
@Anna-si4ck
@Anna-si4ck 4 жыл бұрын
Make it
@PeaceManBro
@PeaceManBro 4 жыл бұрын
10 liters it is
@LOWTlERWULF
@LOWTlERWULF 4 жыл бұрын
I need 2...maybe 3
@beingplainjane584
@beingplainjane584 5 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine any species of mammal evolving when they can’t remember to eat, drink or breathe? Are we devolving??? Yes, yes we are.
@meatspin17779
@meatspin17779 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we're fucked. If retardation like autonomous cars and internet of things take off in the future, humanity has successfully devolved. Retards who want technology to live life for them as opposed to assisting life. Skynet should just end it all already if that's the case lol
@Soridan
@Soridan 5 жыл бұрын
No, we're not. Our civilization just keeps retards and generally unfit-for-life people alive instead of letting natural selection do its work.
@thegreatbunny481
@thegreatbunny481 4 жыл бұрын
Anthropy
@Desertedhail
@Desertedhail 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like evolving but backwards
@Worm-revolver
@Worm-revolver 4 жыл бұрын
No the internet is just making us more aware of people who would have succumbed to natural selection if it wasn't for modern technology. (Also people have been spitting in the face of evolution and natural selection for thousands of years)
@potbellypig5034
@potbellypig5034 5 жыл бұрын
Lord farquad telling me I need to buy a "love yourself" water bottle.
@trapdoorguppi
@trapdoorguppi 4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is that guy bought them from walmart for 2 dollars. I got one the other day lmao
@basedokadaizo
@basedokadaizo 2 жыл бұрын
half lord farquaad, half "forgot to rinse out all the conditioner but i don't wanna turn the shower back on"
@Larry
@Larry 9 жыл бұрын
As soon as you realize you already lost a fight with Kenshiro, you're already dead!
@Zhedox
@Zhedox 9 жыл бұрын
ATATATATATATATATATATA WACHA!
@obune1
@obune1 9 жыл бұрын
+Zhedox Brother
@Zhedox
@Zhedox 9 жыл бұрын
The Skeleboner A fellow Skeletor fan.
@KosanRio
@KosanRio 9 жыл бұрын
+Larry Bundy Jr Why are you showing up in the comments of every other video I watch :C
@zharziss
@zharziss 9 жыл бұрын
+Larry Bundy Jr You show up everywhere!
@rileys8535
@rileys8535 9 жыл бұрын
I got something better than ORKA. It's called common sense
@Swoot
@Swoot 9 жыл бұрын
I think we should start that on Kickstarter.
@rileys8535
@rileys8535 9 жыл бұрын
Hey, It's better than some of this crap
@Ouppymoder
@Ouppymoder 9 жыл бұрын
+Riley S Ayy that's pretty good!
@RapiDEraZeR
@RapiDEraZeR 8 жыл бұрын
+Riley S How much you want for this thing called "common sense"? Do you sell it? I can't find it on Ebay.
@mrbait1004
@mrbait1004 8 жыл бұрын
+Banter incarnate Hey*
@derpcena5078
@derpcena5078 8 жыл бұрын
Coming soon the smart toilet! Tells you when you need to take a shit
@user-ht9lf8uv8h
@user-ht9lf8uv8h 7 жыл бұрын
Derp Cena by the time you realize you need to take a shit you've already shit
@morepheonix82828
@morepheonix82828 7 жыл бұрын
What are you a fucking gay
@TheDrPerkie
@TheDrPerkie 6 жыл бұрын
"the hairy hippie figured it out." had me rolling.
@FelipeBudinich
@FelipeBudinich 9 жыл бұрын
The hairy hippie startup wasn't as half baked as the smart bottle
@DigitalBroomstick
@DigitalBroomstick 9 жыл бұрын
He was baked himself instead
@oakley4747
@oakley4747 9 жыл бұрын
+DigitalBroomstick I guess you could say that you just... BURNT HIM
@dinhousa
@dinhousa 8 жыл бұрын
my god i love this guY! he tells the fucking true ...
@sinelacico
@sinelacico 8 жыл бұрын
guy* truth*
@carmanstriker1853
@carmanstriker1853 8 жыл бұрын
I can't help but feel the capitalized "Y" in "guY" was purposeful.
@hexogenic983
@hexogenic983 8 жыл бұрын
Carman Striker15 whY do You think so ?
@saltyswede7875
@saltyswede7875 7 жыл бұрын
How to spoken engrish
@killin910
@killin910 8 жыл бұрын
by the time you feel the need to breathe, you are dead from asfixiation (
@eyesofstatic9641
@eyesofstatic9641 7 жыл бұрын
asphyxiation. Just so you know. No hate, bro! Papa bless
@vacuette9581
@vacuette9581 6 жыл бұрын
The Smart bottles are smarter than the people who make the bottles
@zanenelson7641
@zanenelson7641 8 жыл бұрын
In Australia we have a back pack called a Camel back just buy one of those fucking things
@Owlguy007
@Owlguy007 8 жыл бұрын
they're popular here in America too
@ARatQuiRit
@ARatQuiRit 8 жыл бұрын
They're everywhere.... ( I'm commeenting on my PC, something we have here in france. It's cool, really usefull. )
@bobbinette3368
@bobbinette3368 7 жыл бұрын
we got em in raves
@BlueBeachJack
@BlueBeachJack 7 жыл бұрын
In australia we fill them with alcohol. dehydrates unfortunately
@communistskeletonpiss
@communistskeletonpiss 7 жыл бұрын
There everywhere exept for the magical land called stupidia
@TheAussieStig30
@TheAussieStig30 9 жыл бұрын
'By the time you realise you're warm, you've already spontaneously combusted, you big queef'
@angelamiller1968
@angelamiller1968 7 жыл бұрын
Increasing the pH of your water too much is hella dangerous
@fgvcosmic6752
@fgvcosmic6752 7 жыл бұрын
Or lowering
@gamer-tl5dp
@gamer-tl5dp 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks 9th grade science!
@oskarnicholls7644
@oskarnicholls7644 7 жыл бұрын
Basics and acids and alkali it’s and ppm and Jesus Christ
@lrosales797
@lrosales797 7 жыл бұрын
Michael Teixeira I drink it without sugar or water. I like it acidic 😉
@kamikaze2213
@kamikaze2213 6 жыл бұрын
Luis Rosales good job because acidic juices feed cancer!
@nunyabuisness21mill
@nunyabuisness21mill 5 жыл бұрын
I have every smart device known to man, I was told 3 years ago I had 2 months to live. I’m still here defying the odds. Thank god I found this latest and greatest water bottle from you so I can continue to live.
@Pastlimitz-qq4td
@Pastlimitz-qq4td 8 жыл бұрын
Trust me the desert is hot but the rainforest is hotter
@DaWanderr
@DaWanderr 8 жыл бұрын
Pastlimitz6337 it's not hot it's just humid
@aboosermc2794
@aboosermc2794 8 жыл бұрын
it's both
@scientisticthug8454
@scientisticthug8454 8 жыл бұрын
AbooserMC humid includes how hot it is so it cant be
@aidanbeattie8341
@aidanbeattie8341 7 жыл бұрын
Scientistic Thug Humidity is the oxygens moisture content, not heat.
@aidanbeattie8341
@aidanbeattie8341 7 жыл бұрын
Pastlimitz6337 The desert would be hotter due to less shade, and little water.
@Master_torch420
@Master_torch420 8 жыл бұрын
Looks like the hulk gave you a facial 0:23
@coryswanson2247
@coryswanson2247 6 жыл бұрын
That bong rip at the end really sold it to me that this episode was all about health
@Jop3lius
@Jop3lius 6 жыл бұрын
I need something to remind me to breath
@vamphxurs
@vamphxurs 6 жыл бұрын
Jop3lius smart inhaler
@bradproster298
@bradproster298 8 жыл бұрын
Hey Thats Feels Pretty Good!
@maddygriffith6810
@maddygriffith6810 8 жыл бұрын
Don't cry CRAFT
@maddygriffith6810
@maddygriffith6810 8 жыл бұрын
+XtrorDinary (XtrorDinary) Good thing that's on my to do list today see you never
@xtrordinary2688
@xtrordinary2688 8 жыл бұрын
Lol why does my name repeat in brackets? Looks I'm the one that needs a little euthanasia.
@supergeilkazooalotl6165
@supergeilkazooalotl6165 8 жыл бұрын
Feels good man media.giphy.com/media/ZgJ5q13FUAbT2/giphy.gif
@bestbarny6062
@bestbarny6062 6 жыл бұрын
Friend: wanna go to go to the movies. Me: WAIT!, I GOT TO CHARGE MY WATER BOTTLE. Friend: wtf.
@UmiJay
@UmiJay 4 жыл бұрын
I too go to go to the movies
@cam._.2539
@cam._.2539 4 жыл бұрын
I like how Ian always sounds tired of everything at all times
@ghhhp
@ghhhp Жыл бұрын
they literally make baby seats for cars with alarms on them to remind you not to leave your baby in the car i definitely believe that people need this water bottle no lie 🤦‍♂️
@fishzillaguy
@fishzillaguy 7 жыл бұрын
this video makes me DRINK WATER
@blanehale
@blanehale 7 жыл бұрын
Up next: alarm that says “Remember to breath!” Every few seconds
@whiteobama3032
@whiteobama3032 4 жыл бұрын
You need a zen egg for that
@trippydippiehippie3958
@trippydippiehippie3958 3 жыл бұрын
@@whiteobama3032 Bullshit, I only need my impact ball.
@ghostoflazlo
@ghostoflazlo 7 жыл бұрын
The solution is WATER and I just invented it!
@alexteagle9782
@alexteagle9782 7 жыл бұрын
What’s with the bong rip in the last 2 seconds lol
@lordagony100
@lordagony100 6 жыл бұрын
Alex Teagle is that not how you end videos?
@ninjatakes4321
@ninjatakes4321 9 жыл бұрын
Water relies on nothing but height and weight. If you're short and thin, like, four or five bottles, if you're tall, never stop drinking or you'll shrivel up like Ibeeb's pee pee around hippies.
@brooklynjade7024
@brooklynjade7024 7 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else get thirsty or get some water after watching this?
@mohameda.7000
@mohameda.7000 5 жыл бұрын
I got thirsty but im too lazy to get my self some water .. if only i had a smart water bottle that comes to me when i need it ..
@Locoman4000
@Locoman4000 8 жыл бұрын
I think if someone needs to be reminded to drink water in their everyday lives, then maybe they just aren't fit enough to let live.
@AnalAArhlm
@AnalAArhlm 8 жыл бұрын
tru
@AzalofForossa
@AzalofForossa 8 жыл бұрын
Let Darwinism take care of them, they'll die soon enough, those who don't remember how to live, don't get to live.
@benmcdonald4832
@benmcdonald4832 6 жыл бұрын
"I go on a run and then eat a roast beef sandwich" lmao
@NBR696
@NBR696 8 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why people spend over 10$ on a water bottle, like they're so easy to lose.
@MangasColoradas941
@MangasColoradas941 8 жыл бұрын
Just get a military canteen. That's what i do.
@stevehurley12
@stevehurley12 8 жыл бұрын
Better yet, get some Gatorade.
@NBR696
@NBR696 8 жыл бұрын
Vladimir Plutonium It has electrolytes!
@Green-sl6is
@Green-sl6is 8 жыл бұрын
I have never met anybody who has lost a water bottle
@NBR696
@NBR696 8 жыл бұрын
Pingu the Ninja Defuser I lose them sometimes. I go to a high school with a big campus, leave them in classrooms, and people take them
@zachdoestech8989
@zachdoestech8989 8 жыл бұрын
I actually would like it because my meds for add make me not able to feel dehydration and I wouldn't have headaches as much
@kodakblank
@kodakblank 8 жыл бұрын
Well, most people don't have that, meaning that the only person who would actually need this is you and anyone like you. It got funded anyway.
@vinslungur
@vinslungur 8 жыл бұрын
Oh well it seems like I'm not the only one after all...
@lilturk726
@lilturk726 9 жыл бұрын
The hippy's pledge goal was $11,814? So he spends $11,813 on back waxing and the other dollar on manufacturing his product?
@LabMatt
@LabMatt 5 жыл бұрын
This is for androids with a broken thermal regulator, so they can remember when to pump more coolant.
@saraforney3940
@saraforney3940 6 жыл бұрын
That's right Edups, i DO know when I'm thirsty.
@cryabout.it.
@cryabout.it. 7 жыл бұрын
3:40 werewolf or human?
@lolo-om9rs
@lolo-om9rs 8 жыл бұрын
you can use goat mug for that
@grevlinloutsy5326
@grevlinloutsy5326 8 жыл бұрын
Lotfi amv trve kvlt
@ovalhead1412
@ovalhead1412 3 жыл бұрын
If iDubbbz says that this is 1984 Orwellian, I wonder what he thinks of Amazon Halo. The app that tracks the tone of your voice and how you react to certain people, holds an exact 3D model of your body, tracks your sleep schedule. All on top of the fact that it’s run by a tech GIANT
@c.c.8391
@c.c.8391 7 жыл бұрын
I feel weak when I drink 7 to 8 cups of water
@honeychubbs
@honeychubbs 6 жыл бұрын
caleb clark because that's alot of fuckin water nigga
@cheesecrackr8715
@cheesecrackr8715 7 жыл бұрын
Can't wait until I get to hack people's water bottles and washing machines in watchdogs
@RexGalilae
@RexGalilae 8 жыл бұрын
"By loving yourself, you will love the world" Protip : Narcissism
@shrimp.trap3
@shrimp.trap3 2 жыл бұрын
I’m fascinated by the second guy…….. there’s something so enigmatic about his vibe
@fletcher4177
@fletcher4177 8 жыл бұрын
See there's this magical indicator of when you need to drink. Its called being thirsty.
@LongHairAndGlasses
@LongHairAndGlasses 9 жыл бұрын
I like how someone literally wanted to sell a bigger plastic bottle. Wat.
@otisthecan3112
@otisthecan3112 8 жыл бұрын
I love how Adam Conover pretty much ruined all of these bottles
@reafux6998
@reafux6998 6 жыл бұрын
Water, it's the next piece in the puzzle is the funniest thing I've heard in about a year 😂😂
@Alekpowah
@Alekpowah 8 жыл бұрын
Where is my 'smart' air breather? I won't make it to the end of the week breathing like i always have, i can feel it.
@Kevin-xy2tu
@Kevin-xy2tu 7 жыл бұрын
The only thing that I know about water is that it makes me piss.
@MolarFox
@MolarFox 7 жыл бұрын
From the memecat herself
@ginasannino2089
@ginasannino2089 9 жыл бұрын
I found a .99¢ app that keeps track of your water intake. You drink 8 oz, then input 8 oz into the app and vola
@chrisfttw
@chrisfttw 9 жыл бұрын
isnt it viola
@MintyMiku
@MintyMiku 9 жыл бұрын
+aircjpHD voila*
@camilatooturnt5290
@camilatooturnt5290 9 жыл бұрын
isn't it violin???
@TallyonYTube
@TallyonYTube 9 жыл бұрын
*violence
@benjaminbaker7952
@benjaminbaker7952 9 жыл бұрын
vomit
@the_jones528
@the_jones528 4 жыл бұрын
7:11 Sounds like he is describing an SCP Subject.
@GobulTheGobbler
@GobulTheGobbler 8 жыл бұрын
"There's no way to know when we need more hydration" What is thirst then?
@solsanguis8032
@solsanguis8032 4 жыл бұрын
My body tells me to drink water just like this water bottle but I’m still known as a failure and this isn’t
@w3llplayedMTL
@w3llplayedMTL 9 жыл бұрын
Yo Ian why the fuck isnt max uploading theme3 shit?
@megamealz9367
@megamealz9367 9 жыл бұрын
Angry Papanomaly Max is sick, check his twitter.
@w3llplayedMTL
@w3llplayedMTL 9 жыл бұрын
Wait the fuckin vid he did with franku got him so sick he cant edit? Jesus fucking christ xD
@iDubbbzTV
@iDubbbzTV 9 жыл бұрын
Angry Papanomaly hes a disgusting degenerate. im the only mature, responsible one on youtube.
@ghoster2474
@ghoster2474 9 жыл бұрын
Angry Papanomaly papanomaly on an idubbbz video talking about maxmoefoe what is going on
@PVT.Parts1
@PVT.Parts1 9 жыл бұрын
+Angry Papanomaly love the name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Kappa
@art1cwolf774
@art1cwolf774 10 ай бұрын
5.5 million views and not even 100k likes damn these were my favorite videos back in the day
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