Kickstarter Crap - The Stick Pet & Zombie Stick

[@sarcasm-83]

I'm interested in the stick pet. But since we live in such a modern time, I feel I'd like to pay it with something simple. Therefor, I'm willing to donate 100 handpicked pinecones to the project.

[@jarvismcdoogle9041]

Sarcasm 😂😂😂😂

[@elijahbarnes438]

lol I like how this comment has more than 200 likes and 2 comments

[@danyellx615]

Sarcasm absolute comment perfection. I’m in awe. Two fucking years later hahaha

[@soda_fairy]

He can make so many pinecone pies with that oh my oh my!

[@username172]

DEAL!!

[@FrostiDrinks]

He literally told you how to build the stick pet in the Kickstarter project, why the fuck would anyone buy it?

[@manmanfun2]

it is really simple and you're correct but if I told you every little thing to build a car and would you build one or buy one? also.. you posted on my birthday!! :D

[@FrostiDrinks]

manmanfun2 Happy late birthday! If you told me how to build a car, I would go out, buy the parts, and build it, because it would be astronomically less expensive. But if you think about it, even if you did tell some people, they wouldn't want to spend so much time building a car. Time is money. But since the stick pet is so easy to build, nobody would buy it, if they even wanted it in the first place.

[@manmanfun2]

+FrostiDrinks thank you frosti beverage man thats true.. it would take years to build a car from scratch.. and also alone shit.. lets save mone hey.. that's pretty good :p

[@Dragonspeaksopinions]

+manmanfun2 I am building a car and (minus the engine) it took less than a month...

[@FrostiDrinks]

Dragonspeaks Less than a month is a lot of time. Time that not very many people have.

[@nukiradio]

Sticks and Stones will pay my Loans the cops will never find me

[@sergeantbigmac]

Underrated comment

[@DLC_PR016]

And make a stone sword

[@PodRealoaded]

Nice one buddy

[@Saayan_ide]

sergeantbigmac 😂😂

[@onepissedoffgunstorenellaw8216]

I’m your 70th subscriber

[@devastatheseeker9967]

"I'm trying to sell pieces of wood in a box" "Okay how much do you want?" "$25,000" "I'll give you 5 cents"

[@Videoswithsoarin]

could make your own trash can filler for cheaper

[@dnsvls]

Sold!

[@thegarf5677]

@@dnsvls ur first name is da anus lol

[@jacoblapsley4744]

I guess that makes him Europ-Ian

[@fransic136]

*Seinfeld them*

[@kahliariggs6135]

Eh that's pretty good Kill me 🙃

[@cordyceps5627]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD fuck you.

[@relaxmawx1107]

Goble

[@relaxmawx1107]

Goble yahooooo

[@FunkyPiggz]

The stick pet guy he looks like a nice guy but the idea isn't the best

[@stanley6693]

MiloFosta That's what I think for a few of them

[@kingmayonnaise4913]

They had a pet rock in the 70s

[@stanley6693]

***** What

[@CreaperSiege]

He looked nice; but his idea is just a direct ripoff from an insanely popular 70's trend, and he doesn't even guarantee he'll give the stick pet to people who donate.

[@itslikethat5456]

No, he looked like an idiot and also a scam artist. Definitely a scam artist.

[@DipTheTaco]

Your european accent cracks me up everytime

[@titaniumdiveknife]

+Taco Dip hehehehe silly people

[@jonan2199]

me too haha

[@santiagofernanda1062]

Wtf?! He almost does an eastern european accent but not a regular one

[@apowers7783]

+Make592 A european accent is any one of the many european accents😂

[@DjFaith5]

+Taco Dip dude its you, that guy that i met that made mc skins, its me djfaith idk if you remember lol

[@MCdobbyGamer]

I wonder if anyone saw their parents or grandparents in one of these videos and became suicidal.

[@Spoodmonstr]

Yeah so this scar is from that baby naming website my parents tried to get kickstarted.

[@markiplieroldaccount7892]

Lousick Diamondeyes' goatee is my dad.

[@doorstuck706]

Edgy

[@DuffDunhamRulesBLAZE]

@anne nonymous no way

[@IAmNumber4000]

The funniest part of the stick pet is the fact that it costs $25,000. Dear god.

[@socraturtles7648]

How?

[@NyQuilDonut]

$25,000 for the total production of all of the stick pets not just one of them.

[@IAmNumber4000]

Well, I meant it costs $25,000 to manufacture them. I misspoke.

[@username172]

lasoogneypubes lol how’s he gonna get rid of them after they’ve been manufactured, ain’t no one gonna buy that shit

[@pizzweak580]

Don't worry, because he MIGHT give you one

[@justmaybe4476]

I almost die laughing everytime he makes a Kick Starter Crap. Unfortunately I'm not dead yet.

[@mondaymydudes7078]

Just Maybe edgy

[@MadGnomeStudios]

Me too thanks.

[@doorstuck706]

ow the edg

[@vertdefurk]

It's been 3 years now. Any success?

[@dashdashdash_]

@@vertdefurk Don't click like he is at 333 we have him cursed now his wish might come true.

[@moviemaker85]

If you can say "all I did was..." in the description of your project, its worth $0.

[@MelleLaCruze]

Your shit is fucking worthless

[@mojeo522]

@Ethan Stam All I did was Aldous Huxley's nightmare

[@chimmichurri6940]

No u! All I did was use a basic response

[@The3y3]

I just cured cancer. All I did was….

[@shulker7442]

All i did was end world hunger. Use these three easy steps to solve your hunger!

[@dognaringundersson1725]

The Zelfie was the final straw. I am now leaving to Nepal where I will become a goat.

[@thomasthefascisttankengine4694]

The zelfie was final straw. I will leave to Nepal where I will become goat.

[@thomasthefascisttankengine4694]

ShadowBlaze 234 I did it with inproper grammar because it seemed funnier to me. Can you just delete that comment? It wasnt even a copy pasta

[@chrisward9218]

Nice Blackadder quote

[@hazelandcats822]

It's my Stick in a box My stick in a box, yeah Step one: build a box Step two: put a stick in the box Step three: open the box and find out what's insiiiiiidddeeeeee

[@username172]

Hazel and Cats Christmas, stick in a box Hanukkah, stick in a box Kwanzaa, a stick in a box Every single holiday a stick in a box

[@mitchlmitten5874]

"Hey! I'm European! Welcam to my vloug! I liek to spend the moeney, it's so much very phone to me!" I learn so much about culture from this channel.

[@SanguineThor]

Welcoam too mai vloage

[@darudehailstorm]

I loik to spend da momeey

[@nataliesays4212]

+Jesse Lazzari iz so mach veri fun to me

[@MrHugo9397]

wet or yee taokin abut

[@Turnblaze]

Vloawj

[@mac1991seth]

"I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks."

[@GatorTheLegend]

I have an idea called the pet paper! Also, scissors pet! Just never let Rock Pet, Pet Paper or Scissors Pet play together it can get violent quick!

[@e7ersince]

+GatorPoon Hey look its fuckin' gatorpoon cheers bud

[@GatorTheLegend]

+Tyler Smith Whats up playa?!

[@sopothetocho]

+GatorPoon Playa means beach in spanish.

[@GatorTheLegend]

rayco santana I love to feel the playa between my toes!

[@OttoWerse]

+GatorPoon Was this comment 100% improv?

[@dynamite643]

I respect idubbbz. Even if he doesn't agree with the projects, he leaves the links in the description, he's not a soflo guy. He gives credit where it's deserved.

[@rdk750]

Hears 'Pet Stick', sees $25,000 funding goal... (0:26) WTF

[@adamsaenzjr.8181]

Boo

[@caseywilliams2949]

lmaoooooo

[@username172]

emily why buy this when you can get your very own pet rock that you can charge with a USB

[@ENEN-tz6eg]

potao beer why would u charge a rock

[@siyacer]

@@parrotperson stick a stick on a stick

[@OddMike]

Soon, iDubbz's hair will reach the stars

[@ZERO-ky8vm]

Three B's, it's three B's

[@username172]

Dale is just bald idubbbs

[@Alec_Reaper]

Seriously Ian, your videos just get better and better :)

[@Cookie5345535524]

who the fuck is ian

[@lilswank2012]

+Cookie tosh.o

[@du6167]

"I want to get back to the old days when we measured things with rocks or our hands" Isn't that basically Imperial, tho?

[@Poxteria]

lmao

[@insertname5198]

Too true

[@vdubxyz]

Potatio "In probability theory, an empirical measure is a random measure arising from a particular realization of a (usually finite) sequence of random variables." "The system of imperial units or the imperial system (also known as British Imperial or Exchequer Standards of 1825) is the system of units first defined in the British Weights and Measures Act of 1824, which was later refined and reduced." In conclusion, stfu Potatio

[@stefan7745]

luminati:”Delete This”

[@curioustrout]

Potatio "Damage Control"

[@DarcyFerrier]

We all know that bottle of Aloe Vera in the background is for pleasurable use :)

[@Shlungoidwungus]

That'd hurt considering most aloe Vera has alcohol in it. That shit's gonna burn his dick-hole life the fires of Auschwitz.

[@DarcyFerrier]

Aloe Vera is meant to be soothing, I highly doubt that.

[@Shlungoidwungus]

Darcy Ferrier It's usually for soothing burns, the alcohol is a preservative that doesn't hinder its ability to soothe burns. This is not only from experience, but from the ingredient listings on more than a few brands of Aloe Vera.

[@Shlungoidwungus]

stephan crump Nigga, I done some bad shit mang. I don't wanna' talk about it, it's bringing up my PTSD.

[@bomethia7412]

richard conway Sounds like you know that from experience 😂

[@ursaorigin2931]

when you forget to take the lube off your desk

[@DiskChordDian]

+UrsaOrigin that stinging hand sanitizer lube

[@vertdefurk]

@@DiskChordDian Anything can be lube if you're brave enough.

[@wolfrayne8355]

@@vertdefurk This is the right attitude.

[@chipskylark5500]

He was prepared years in advance.... Edups did covid-19?

[@maus0liam]

That is aloe vera it def wouldn't sting.

[@BattIeFrog]

i am 100% sure gatorPoon will comment here on this video

[@GatorTheLegend]

+PizzaAndFrenchFries You win! lol

[@BattIeFrog]

GatorPoon i knew it

[@rainawareness1495]

+GatorPoon I thought you hated this channel

[@Coffee-il1yw]

+Rain Awareness They're stupid cows trying to milk this channels subs but all they've gotten is like 2

[@GatorTheLegend]

+Rain Awareness Watch our Fan Response video then you will know how we really feel

[@pleasesubscribedad]

The calculator saying error really get a LOL out of me.

[@thehomestead8831]

just saw it after my 10th rewatch i cant stop laughing

[@KristenM1030]

Yeahhhh, no. This guy is just one of those people who always says... "Damnit, why didn't I think of the pet rock so I could be a billionaire right now" to all their friends. And instead of just keeping it an un-witty and unoriginal joke between friends like most somewhat intelligent people, he said "I know, I'll just do the exact same thing and 'fool' everyone by saying we rely too much on technology and need to go back to a simpler time, then no one will know I just stole the pet rock idea!" Lol

[@KatSpicert]

"Somewhat intelligent" is putting it nicely.

[@WeaselZone]

I'll frickin make a stick pet for 30$ .

[@felix.rodent]

+WeaselZone Yes.

[@harleyjeanes-grant4269]

+WeaselZone I love your videos Weasel OMG!

[@stinkywhizzleteats.3673]

Hell, I'll make it for free. I just take a shit and let it dry in the sun.

[@Jerry_griphin]

Tomaco

[@Averyaveragedeskin]

gay bubsy

[@Lopper.]

What's that fuckin stick? it isn't a classic brown snapped off twig, it's a fucking carved piece of wood, that ain't no stick bro.

[@fordsicore]

I found you again

[@Lopper.]

Ford Sicore I get around

[@TheCircleWithCorners]

+LopperUK Good god! You're completely right! I'm starting a riot and you shall be our leader. We shall capture the creators head and emerge victoriously!

[@MegaJammer99]

+Ford Sicore Lol wtf I found you aswell lmaooo

[@PointsofData]

he said it was a doooowwww roood close enuff 2 stick

[@bhargavkubal801]

Idubbz can look fab if he does modelling

[@bhargavkubal801]

+Lewis Sowerby # no homo

[@bhargavkubal801]

Uno Roeslan lol.

[@emilianotanc4126]

What are you fuckin gay

[@hhnoyeet342]

That be gay boi

[@pokexchespin012302]

The peanuspoon made a glorious comeback.

[@NullProjects]

I love the punch-ins, something about the punch-ins really gets me

[@collinsedgley348]

That zelfie hand is giving the shocker.

[@zp5718]

Collin Sedgley hahahaha

[@clipsedrag13]

If you pledge $30 I may be able to send u a stick. its a reach... but maybe

[@AcePronto123]

Its European Ian XD

[@miettec4965]

You mean... EuropIAN?

[@AcePronto123]

YEAH BOI

[@AcePronto123]

XD

[@Alec_Reaper]

+ace pronto Fuck off.

[@AcePronto123]

Dr Alec Reaper So hurtful XD I love it when kids only swear XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[@BakaBrosGaming]

"measured things with rocks and our hands" I laughed, "hand" and "stone" are still legitimate measurement units in some countries.

[@taliafitzpatrick2061]

He needs a patent lawyer to patent putting a stick in a box

[@davidverheijen6834]

Spotted you in the latest FilthyFrank, you're going places Ian. I love you.

[@avia6593]

Dave Verheijen what are you fucking gay?

[@Aidy]

all us europeans sound like that i can confirm it, i'm european

[@Plepple]

I fucking love this. It strikes the perfect balance between hyperactive over-zealousness and delicious sarcasm.

[@LiMCRiMZ]

Anybody else love watching old Kickstarter crap vids as a means to not take a 5AM street-nap?

[@LiMCRiMZ]

No? Just me? Seriously though

[@AwesomeTaco691]

"8 plus is 8 is 888" Calculator: ERROR I don't know why that made me laugh so hard

[@toshineon]

I'm European, and I can definitely say that your accent i 100% accurate... and V-necks.

[@mikef55]

"A piece of European currency", what like a 'Euro'? 😂

[@anniellusion]

0:45 That moment you thought iDubbbz was making a joke about a stick in a box, then find out it's actually the kickstarter item... A stick pet... 0.0

[@uhno5876]

This guy is a comical genius. Almost all of his jokes or what he calls gags make me laugh out loud every time. The only reason I see as to why he doesn't have many subscribers (obviously in comparison to the big KZbinrs) is because his jokes go by so quick most people don't catch them

[@budgetlifter]

"Heeaayy, i'm europian, welcum to my vlough...i...i like to spend the mohney, it's so much verry phone to mee"

[@emilyvos3249]

“The macgyver of making useless shit” Wonderfull

[@foxman105]

Pet Stick is something you get for 2 EUR out of a gag shop... YOU WANT 25K FOR THAT?!

[@killabean990]

Coming back to this video again, it has cured my depression

[@ImWeirdBoy]

What if you bought the zombie stick for "other" reasons?

[@justeinr1]

Love your channel man :) keep up the great work.

[@briannaf8437]

His hair gives me life

[@daughterofdixie9294]

2:08 was fire. he spat straight barz.💯🔥😂

[@Gamepro5]

"Now in order to accomplish this I'll need to take care of the legal stuff and put it out for the first phase of mass production and marketing, uh I would need a minimum of 25 thousand dollars to start this" To put a stick in a box. This guy can't be serious.

[@lwen69]

At 5:59 made me lost my mind.Thats a pretty cool gadget there

[@DiskChordDian]

I'm Europe Ian

[@ivoz_fts8984]

Daniel Person dude I am Europe too

[@pixelpanic]

I love that the peanuspoon came back! That's still my favorite bit you've done.

[@Sizifus]

You know, if he asked for 1 buck for that shit and made it as a joke, he may have caught some attention.

[@username172]

Sizifus may have gotten more than a dollar from people donating for shits and giggles if he didn’t make the video either

[@joelwallace9199]

Yeah he took himself way to seriously and managed to drag his product down with the pitch video

[@numbers9to0]

Hm. I wonder what Kickstarter project iDubbz would support.

[@afraidanna3209]

Kickstarter cool was a joke

[@clay___]

+Ronald liposd he was being sarcastic about the kickstarter cool.

[@MisterZalgo]

Sometimes I wonder why I subscribe to your channel and then you turn out a video like this. Thanks for a very good laugh.

[@JoeSullivan7]

6:41 Most accurate European accent I've ever heard

[@gamingclipz7309]

Lmfao I love idubbbz shit haha I binge watch from beginning to end kickass!!! I know this is old but hey better late then ever

[@stick6969]

I do not appreciate being labeled a pet by anyone except for the beautiful chocolate woman that visits me occasionally and always brings a whip

[@MrCmon113]

"Everything's too complicated. So please buy my useless crap."

[@oliverprows6560]

I like sticks.

[@IAmKye]

I like trains. 🚄

[@yordlop]

I like dicks (no homo).

[@pinkguy80]

What's Brown and sticky... A Stick

[@TherealMandingo]

+Pink Guy positioning I thought you going to say your finger

[@emiliearazputina]

I'm digging how half of your wardrobe is Alex Pardee shirts. That's pretty good!

[@druffner]

stickstarter crap

[@jbizzle6929]

“The 70’s called, they want their shitty fad back” *video starts* “HEY MY NAME’S MARK!”

[@fupafrank8687]

populate......the Pursianz gulfz

[@OnlineMasterPlayer]

I legit lost it at 2:23. So unexpected I spilled all my water that I was drinking. You are amazing

[@mmirekelite56]

"the mcguyver of making useless shit" - I just found a quote for flame wars and internet arguments with 10 year olds

[@ReLLaKaT316]

this is the first time i've seen a video on crappy kick starters. what a great idea sir, take my like and sub

[@jordangordon2350]

it's sad when he makes 5 similar projects that are more fun with 0 time and effort.

[@earth1883]

"Have you ever wanted a zombie apocalypse wherever you are? *sip* me too"

[@jakedesnake97]

I'm pretty sure Kickstarter holds no accountability on whether or not people are actually rewarded. So why would they care?

[@Heldemon]

+Jacob Raymond Because it would hurt the site's reputation if people are managing to scam others out of their money.

[@jakedesnake97]

+Helldemon Kerins "It's the project creator's responsibility to complete their project. Kickstarter is not involved in the development of the projects themselves.Kickstarter does not guarantee projects or investigate a creator's ability to complete their project. On Kickstarter, backers (you!) ultimately decide the validity and worthiness of a project by whether they decide to fund it." -Kickstarter FAQ, accountability.

[@skyworm8006]

+Jacob Raymond Doesn't matter. No one will want to use the site or pledge any money if it has a widespread reputation of scams and generally dogshit projects.

[@jakedesnake97]

Dancing Dovaaah Fair enough

[@StefanieMoore]

This is the best fucking episode of kickstarter crap

[@erikoss12]

"The McGuire of making useless shit" that line was best XD

[@rohansologaming]

IDUBBBZ ON SHARK TANK! THAT SHIT NEEDS TO GO DOWN MAYNE

[@cassiejean2328]

I just watched 23 episodes of this........ What's wrong with me?

[@cykaxd1503]

Cassie Jean Nothing

[@mediumraretunafish9621]

I found your channel yesterday and I watched a whole heap of our videos that night, making me very tired. I'm doing the same thing I was last night but my eyes won't stay open long enough from stating up too late last night and being tired a lot

[@chefumeow2664]

I cant even take care of my pet rock its too "hard" of a job

[@titaniumdiveknife]

1:36 HELL YEAH! hehehe love it Ian.

[@gnarlyshark42]

This dude is just an old dude tryna live I think there should be Internet boundaries on old people

[@insertname5198]

What did I just read?

[@squirty5252]

Raw Dog oh hey leafy

[@orionmoreno7250]

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[@TonyMacaroniyt]

WOW THIS WAS PRETTY GOOD MATEY I WANT MORE PLEASE IDUBBZ I LOVE YOUUUU.

[@tae255]

Gotta love the eye twitch at 1:38

[@RobbieLan]

When the 'zombie hand' appears to be nothing more than a stock-standard dollar store Halloween prop

[@floppas8234]

im so glad i found this channel

[@iampicklestheturtle2389]

dubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbz looks done with life

[@bmorecareful8357]

I love idubbbz

[@Banehorse]

That's an Alex Pardee shirt! Nice

[@zack_a_ray]

When he was making selfie sticks, all I could think of was a Leafy Stick to cover up chins

[@AsymptoteInverse]

0:45 For me, the worst part of the whole affair is that the bastard couldn't even be bothered to make the "prototype" look decent. I'd've respected him more if his project was just called "Give me $25,000."

[@davidcanada1927]

Ah good idubbz TV

[@wendigo2442]

me and my kindergarten best friend used to have a game called zombie stick where you had to stand perfectly still in a bathroom with a stick while someone else tried to sneak up on you and smack you before you could smack them it was all about the stealthy approach with zombie stick

[@larrylentini5688]

A Kickstarter crap I haven't seen before... Amazing...

[@dennyonsurez]

Alright I’ve been watching idubbbz for the past 2 days and his humor is so Daniel Tosh, I guess the internet version of Tosh.o

[@jimcooke6257]

1:14 get stickbugged lol

[@awildsiscoappears1054]

1:15 snot came flying out of my nose from laughing so hard and suddenly