Kidnapped Princess Has a Teeny Crush on Her Dragon [Romance] [Cute] [Begging to Stay] [Comedy] [F4A]

[Confession] [Attempted Blackmail But With No Real Power] [Funny] [Borderline Yandere I guess? but not really?] [ASMR Roleplay Audio] [Dragon Listener] [Deep Female Voice] [cw for pretend threat of self harm] script by SplashiestPig
You kidnapped the heir to the throne in order to get your hands on a very important gem for your hoard, but having a beautiful lady with a sense of humor around has hardly been a hardship. The deal has been made, and today is the day you promised to return her to her home. Um... shouldn't she be happier about that?
🛡️Become a Royal Knight! / @nightshadequeenasmr
🐲 Thank you so much to SplashiestPig for the script!!
Nightshade's notes: Another fun one! It's been too long since I did one of SplashiestPig's scripts, but their work is hilarious. I really had fun making this one. It was also a good art challenge, creating the impression of looking down on the princess from above. I do hope you all enjoy it, my dear royal court and loyal knights!
🛡️Become a Royal Knight! / @nightshadequeenasmr
Credits:
Character art and thumbnail design by me using Clip Studio Paint.
Dragon silhouette by OpenClipart-Vectors on pixabay: tinyurl.com/m6...
Treasure models licensed through Envato Elements.
Script by u/SplashiestPig on reddit.
additional tags: f4a, f4f, f4m, f4y, soft spoken, romantic, humor, royal, anime girl asmr, anime girlfriend, girlfriend asmr, asmr girl in love with you, girl has a crush on you asmr, monster listener

[@redpandafirefox9434]

Dragon: I wanna sleep don't care. Her: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE...

[@deansouza3747]

(Later, at the negotiation…) “Your majesty, I have two announcements to make. Number 1: Your daughter just came out as a scalie. Number 2: You are now my father in law, and I will be moving in immediately. Also, quick question: Are you open to the idea of a half-dragon grandchild someday inheriting the throne?”

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

😁

[@shots6409]

The king: *drops the goblet he was holding*😧

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

@@shots6409 I’m just picturing a bunch of knights and mages wetting their pants at that point

[@oolooo]

SHE IS LITERALLY ME , FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE DRAGON

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Who wouldn't fall in love with a dragon??? XD

[@m1xxx3r]

​@@nightshadequeenasmr imperials from Skyrim's intro 😂

[@galladegamer6950]

She is like donkey from shrek

[@waltertabora9566]

I see the donkey influence has changed every one, I should know I’m one of them

[@charsage1036]

I remember this one i like to believe the plan actually works and the castle just has a dragon chilling under it and when even ever other nobles or royalty come over they have to explain the love story between a dragon and a princess and how unless you dare to harm princess or try to steal from the hoard the dragon is harmless.

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Heck yeah, I'm with you

[@BudTheStud]

Her: Great news, Father! I have laid the Dragon! King: That's wonderful to hear! I.....wait.....don't you mean SLAY the Dragon? Her (smirking): Did I stutter? 😏 Dragon: HI DAD!!! Also it would be super cute if that purple stone would turn her into a Dragon, which is why we wanted it so much.

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

That's a cool idea! Thanks for the comment!

[@HydrationStationH20]

When you're hearing out your royal captive, you've got to remember to Stay Hydrated!

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

😄🥤

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Our Queen: “I know you’re not sleeping” Me: “of course I’m not! You just woke me up!” (I am a very sassy dragon😅)

[@JesterHellequin]

Every Elden Ring fan here I prefer the term "Dragon Consort"

[@redpandafirefox9434]

Oh naw...😅😂

[@dragonflyer4656]

Vyke? Is that you?

[@snipsnip3797]

The bard pleading the dm for a reroll

[@chrisleyhe9039]

Aaaw😊 Plan Z was absolutely adorable. If anything, she should've started with that plan. If I were the dragon, it would've definitely worked on me. Plus, her father's kingdom has a powerful strength now. Should their castle come under attack, they have a "fold out" dragon ready for battle. Cool audio my Queen! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Thank you!

[@chrisleyhe9039]

@nightshadequeenasmr You're always welcome my Queen!😊

[@Star_dragon8]

of course you can stay my lovely princess nightshade

[@johnnyoverheaven2045]

I can imagine this in a dnd scenario Player: I would like to rizz up the Dragon to convince them to keep me DM: why?! You know what ok how do you convince the dragon Player *on their knees* : PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[@LainVics]

*Real*

[@cassandrawasright1481]

*Bellows and roars like a literal dragon!*

[@jokodihaynes419]

I'm surprised she didn't call it a lizard i would love to see the dragon correcting her musu style

[@FR34K_666]

This character was so much fun! Excellent performance as always! Loved this one🖤

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Thank you!!

[@SplashiestPig]

Splendid work Nightshade! Just like always, you came firing on all draconic cylinders. The art, the sound design, and the performance itself, of course, all perfect for this Borderline Yandere, Definitively Adorable, Lovestruck Princess! 🩵

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Thank you!! You commented so quickly! I loved this script so much, and I really wanted to do it justice!! Thank you for allowing me to perform your work! ❤️

[@sammcfarlane2494]

Oh, I’m a dragon, cool. Can you make a part 2 please?

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Sadly, I don't think so. This script is at least a year old and I don't see any sign that SplashiestPig intends to write a sequel. But thank you!

[@TheGuyWhoHasYourBread]

Oh the joys, of loving the dragon that kidnapped you. When will it be my turn

[@julianstone1192]

This is beautiful, thanks for helping me sleep, she kind of reminds me of the story of Julius Caesar being kidnapped by pirates and demanding he’s worth a greater ransom, who else imagine wrapping her up with tail? Lol

[@Armelisk]

I would love a part 2 so much! Also absolutely amazing work! Loved the entire thing!

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Thank you!

[@JakeSm4sh]

Splashiest Pig in was amazing with this script. I loved it

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

It really was an incredible script!

[@abbessbouzidi134]

Me: what you want small human 😒 Her: i want to speak with you 😁😊 Me: i'm sleeping you humans can sleep for 8 hours dragons needs 3 months to be good 🤷‍♂️

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Oh boy, it's a good thing she woke you! You would have REALLY missed your meeting if you slept for 3 months! 😆 Thank you for the comment!

[@NoBody-bx4cp]

Isn't that why Dragons attack people on sight? They're just really cranky?

[@ProblematicHuman]

I could never let her go after that. Wonderful audio

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Thank you!

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

A truly teen romance

[@eadgyth5009]

Awwwwww adorable ~

[@Stormcoming6]

"What comes next, plan B?" "That would imply that we only have 26 plans." I like this princess. She was _ready._ I mean, most of the plans didn't work, because a giant dragon is kind of a hard counter to everything, but she got what she wanted in the end through determination and also sheer adorableness. Time to move in under the castle like I'm John Hurt, I'm totally okay with this.

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Thank you Storm!

[@Shashu_the_little_Voidling]

The dragon is the real winner (asuming the negotiations were successful.) Not only do they get a cute human treasure, but also a strong alliance with a human kingdom, where their hoard is protected behind walls and armies, and get to play the politics game

[@NoBody-bx4cp]

@@Stormcoming6 The real plan was all the plans we made along the way

[@snipsnip3797]

I doubt there will be. But i hope theres a part 2, this one was really good

[@porkbandit1107]

Lovely as always ❤

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Thank you! 😊

[@treybrzezowski3259]

"Also the Cavern needs to have a decently sized pond for my pet Sarcosuchus, Shinoa."

[@anomanderrake654]

The was amazing, funny and adorable.

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Thank you!

[@KilgourTrout64410]

Charming and so cute ☺😁

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Thank you!!

[@dacrusha83]

Oh boi, LETS FREAKING GO!

[@Aedi_H._Dee]

That intro had me giggling like a dumbass lmao

[@recordomilos918]

Oh wow, amazing timing 😅

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Is it? I'm glad!

[@JackRabbit20]

Love the mini animation with the eye please don't go overboard with it, I don't want you to over animate and run yourself dry

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Thank you for worrying about me. 🩷 This time I kept it really simple. Basically one image with 3 slight variations: dragon form, human form, and one without the speaker in it. Then a transition effect the few times I switched between them. It's when I change the facial expressions or move the characters around the screen that it gets intensive and tiring. Thank you for looking out for me 💗

[@JackRabbit20]

@@nightshadequeenasmr no prob just keep healthy

[@axelrenesuzuki9334]

Wonderful beautiful new video majesty my love i love your new your owner yourself creative great work.

[@samlovatt6966]

We've got to save the princess.

[@CritOroVT]

May we please have another. (Part 2 please)

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

It still depends on if the author writes a sequel. I don't think they have any plans for that, but I'll keep an eye out!

[@rouxlskarrd7163]

Bowser and peach when they are alone in the castle.

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

😆

[@Wolffur]

Well, what sort of princess wants to marry a plumber?

[@cdp124]

So cute! And I love your rendition of this script! You have a talent for hitting the perfect spot between sincerity and comedy! So well done!!

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Thank you so much!!

[@lol-2247]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one 😅

[@shadowsonshadowson3929]

Of course, princess doesn’t care that her people will have to pay more in taxes, possibly starving to death just so she can stay with a dragon. Would love to get a continuation where the king says “she’s not worth it, the dragon did is a favor”

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Ngl, I thought the same thing when I read the script. Like, where does she think that money comes from? Unless her kingdom has some mysterious other source of income?? It's a fantasy, so I guess it's not *impossible,* but come on, girl. But the script was so funny overall that I still couldn't resist it.

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

WOOOO YEAHHH BABY

[@DaKrispyy]

Is this going to be a series when the princess and dragon get to know each other??

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

No, probably not. This script is at least a year old and SplashiestPig hasn't yet written a sequel that I can see, so it's unlikely they have plans to.

[@cob_90]

This lady SMH don't yell I'm eepy, can't a dragon sleep in peace??

[@jays6575]

First i would honestly be a bit peeved that she woke me, but would get over it and i would like to go with her plan/suggestion. Also i wonder if you would do a pt.2 cause i am a guy who loves dragons/being a dragon.

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Personally I have a theory that the dragon wasn't actually asleep, only pretending to be in order to think about their feelings. I mean it is almost time to leave for the meeting, not a great time for a nap! I don't think the author has plans to write a sequel but I'll keep an eye out in case they do!

[@Corbzilla300Cookies]

I think I would be more than happy to go to sleep and continue to evolve, uh considering the fact that I’m robust, wings are absent on me, and my incredible size and strength, aside from all that, I do have one lingering question, why did the princess wake me up from my beauty sleep

[@lachlanparker570]

Why would she never see the dragon again? She'd be the queen, and could give the dragon a suitable place to live within the empire, or simply visit once a month. However, the real outcome was the same as my suggestion, albeit more practical than mine. Also, I love that you know the difference between Dragons and Wyverns. I have a friend who loses his sh** when people mix them up (which is a lot). Outright dragons are more practical and capable, but wyverns are more beautiful. Imagine if the dragon wanted her gone even sooner after this. I doubt that it would happen, but imagine her reaction during the exchange.

[@superstyle4088]

We are a dragon noice

[@Wolffur]

Judging from all that loot in the drawing, he has ample gold for a suitable bride price. If kings are one thing, it's greedy. And besides, the dragon is a step up from your average prince, which are typically fat, stupid, and as a consequence of being catered to and humoured their whole lives, have no idea about how to form a happy marriage.

[@RogueAngel97]

Daenerys Targeryen would be proud 👏

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Ngl, making Daenerys Targeryen proud is goals

[@DanielCrawford-i5q]

What's the purple rock do

[@trevy38]

Was this a sequel?

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

No, it's a one-shot!

[@countrichmoremoneybags]

Did you know? In 2016, a wanted man in Ohio sent the police a selfie after he saw his mugshot on the news and didn’t like the photo.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

I heard about that 😂😂😂 What an idiot!😂😂😂

[@MarcusW-c1e]

What a minute you just want to send more time with me

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

😁

[@marybdrake1472]

Ready and willing to be kept against her will? Does the princess not see the contradiction in that statement? XD Regardless, she should say what is actually on her mind. If she wants to be with the dragon, just say it.

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

People say ridiculous things when they're trying to hide their feelings. This is just my take on it, but I imagine she doesn't want to reveal she's in love because she's sure the dragon doesn't feel the same way, and that's the quickest way to getting kicked out. That's got to cause a lot of anxiety, which starts her thoughts spiraling, and we end up... here. :p But that said... I agree. It would have been much better to just start with being honest. ❤️

[@marybdrake1472]

@@nightshadequeenasmr They really do say the most ridiculous things. It's simultaneously cringe, and hilarious at times. XD

[@asmr_sa]

Ha, ha, this reminds me something I was writting, maybe I should continue it...

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Do it!

[@my_dad_came_back_with_milk]

I think i found vyke sister

[@ahem2983]

@@my_dad_came_back_with_milk comment approuved by Elden Ring fans

[@my_dad_came_back_with_milk]

@@ahem2983 thanks brother

[@AuraKnight-kn1ux]

NightShadeQueen I would rather have you for the rest of my life then some Stupid Jem you are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever heard & I would protect you with my life 🤗🤗🤗🖤🖤🖤. Kind Regards AuraKnight 💋💋💋💋💋💋. P.S this is the most hilarious asmr you’ve ever made your Majesty I love it and the silly plans where amazing except for the knife one that wasn’t funny at all I’m sorry ever since what happened to Chester Bennington from Linkin Park and Jason David Frank involving that topic it just doesn’t sit well with me 😔😔.

[@deforesttappan6478]

What is it now??? I'm trying to sleep. What??? Why??? Really??? Are you serious??? You pain in the hine quarters!!! Deal with my choice. What is it that you want!!? For frag sake!!! Will you do it in exchange so I can sleep???

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

But... but... you're going to be late for the meeting you set up if you don't get up....

[@deforesttappan6478]

@@nightshadequeenasmr Not my fault. That I was worried about your well being!!! Why are you looking at me that way!?!

[@travisumbra1974]

Princess-"if you dont agree to keep me here ill FORCE you to miss your deilivery" Me- "Hehehehehe." Princess-"dont laugh at me!" Me-"oh wait you were serious? i need to laugh louder HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!"

[@puglife658]

This is just a bunch of nat 1s in a row by a character with astronomical charisma.

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

😄

[@xprodigyx9069]

It's been a long minute, that i have seen and listened to a good fair maiden and dragon story, the last time was probably when Sherk 1 was released 😂😂 this audio has perfect timing

[@eds7012]

*262nd like* Hope it turns out well for those two

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Thank you!

[@danteallstar826]

I absolutely love this so much. I love anything to do with dragons, but when the listener is the dragon, that’s just peak! And on top of that, I get a cute funny princess as my future wife too? Hell yea!

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

I'm glad you like it!

[@danteallstar826]

@@nightshadequeenasmr I enjoy all your vids, and with how much rain I’ve been getting lately, this was absolutely a perfect ray of sunshine for me.

[@galladegamer6950]

I have a feeling this is going to lead to a lineage of monarchs with the dragon blood flowing through their veins.

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Sure does seem that way!

[@TheBroGamer14082]

ngl this feels like the beginning of a series.

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Unfortunately I don't expect any more scripts to be written for this, though if SplashiestPig did write a sequel I would love to follow up 💗

[@TheBroGamer14082]

@@nightshadequeenasmr Aight fair enough. Either way is alright! Admittedly I thought of it because I recall a series with a similar premise. By DarqChylde iirc. Now me thinks yall did from the same script lol.

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Maybe I need to scour SplashiestPig's posts some more... I really don't remember seeing a sequel... but I will go back and look! Thanks for letting me know!

[@TheBroGamer14082]

@@nightshadequeenasmr No prob! Would recommend looking at Darq's too. I'm pretty sure I saw from her as well. That way if you don't find from SplashiestPig you could try whatever Darq voiced from. Either way, best to ya. Sorry if I end up having wasted your time.

[@LogozLegoz]

Hi im new here!, and ide like to have pt.2 of this!! >:D

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Thank you, and welcome! Since I didn't write or commission this one, it will depend on whether the writer has plans to continue it. But I will keep an eye out in case they do!

[@LogozLegoz]

@@nightshadequeenasmr thank you so much!! ❤️ >:'3

[@xaviergraham2408]

Honestly... I'm not super impressed by the ancients.. relatively speaking, it feels like the last few months were a fever dream of God tier lords and this all feels pretty Luke warm, I have Cyrus. And for normals.. I will be pulling for hex and then elowyn.. all hopefully while staying above 250 summons for lust.. this about to take so much will power.

[@xaviergraham2408]

Full transparency, I was watching a watcher of realms video and had this loaded up to play next.. didn't realise auto play sent me over here.. happy to be here either way

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Hahaha well I'm glad you found your way here! Too funny!

[@xaviergraham2408]

@@nightshadequeenasmr I'm glad you thought it was funny, embarrassing as it was

[@nightshadequeenasmr]

Haha, this isn't the first comment I've gotten that was meant for an entirely different video. It happens way more than you would think! But now thanks to you I have a reasonable explanation for it!

[@xaviergraham2408]

@@nightshadequeenasmr I'm glad I could help (also happy I wasn't the first)