Kids Say the Darndest Things 21 | Kids Say

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[@kabenno]

The first girl looks like she was struggling very hard to not call her fat

[@monisworld408]

Period

[@XxbigloudfartxX]

moni's world anybody gonma tell her?

[@yulitzaperez2328]

Riyu Izuki fr

[@_b0zo]

xD

[@heheheheh7206]

Yeah

[@allaboutalisa6621]

"Ur body is very cute not fat ok just very cute" lol 🤣🤣

[@saffronbuckley]

Haha

[@jacovbtarver7052]

She watch mean girls all day.....for sure.

[@MrHiwaystar]

Even the best thing about the whole situation

[@emmasworld485]

She is gonna be a Karen

[@CALAMITYhyYtyY]

Shes not darn thooo

[@srisri-dx6bi]

"And we go night-night" that was the cutest ever

[@saifnour6502]

8:00 my respect goes to this child honestly..

[@saharaandserahsvlogsandgam9343]

LOL SAMEEEEEEEEE

[@PurpleVainne]

Lol same I guess

[@animalrescueaj8334]

Ya😌💖

[@bellbala8311]

Me at science: *"Stupider is part of the Earth."*

[@DyivuLee]

Fluff Bright 😂😂😂

[@DyivuLee]

Fluff Bright 😂😂😂

[@Crepe22223]

Lol

[@rafidhaq5432]

The kid who said that had more wisdom than all of us

[@XxbigloudfartxX]

Whiny Brat you take dis thang * type something on the other end of it the add another one of these * like dis*pizza* but u hae to space it out like dis *pizza*

[@gnomad28]

"I'm gonna be the boss of my husbaaaaannnnddd," Lol this kid has GOALS

[@TheJohnkendell]

why did you copy me?

[@mack7963]

Shes also gonna have lots of cats and wine

[@angelrussell750]

In other words,"If you don't listen to me you aren't getting that paycheck."

[@rasheedbutler463]

I’m younger than these kids and I don’t even got goals like that. Who are their parents?😂

[@mohata605]

@@rasheedbutler463 you are younger than them and you have amazing English?

[@asmaaderrar1573]

I'D LIKE A COOKIE ,PEAS......right now 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rorygilmore11142]

Me when I was 5 lol

[@omegasteve8485]

In dragon ball whensummoning the divine dragon you say pretty oeas instead of pretty pls

[@damonparker8750]

totaly me

[@oliverzwatermelongum]

i would like a cookie, peas, .

[@sylv____]

XD

[@betterthanpie8033]

7:41 It gets pretty scary when your parents start counting down

[@karmachino9307]

After 1 it’s time for the scary slipper

[@stevenbeuving7094]

She explained it so good at the Wedding.😂😂😂

[@irenepimentel9046]

1:12 Dad: Who did it? Toddler: You! Dad: Me? I didn't do it. Toddler: Yes, you Dad: No, i didn't Toddler: It was you dad Dad: It was you Toddler: It was me

[@btsfanboylovingmyfans2416]

That baby is cute tho

[@rgray4851]

Irene Pimentel ikm

[@peapod14]

toodle?

[@rcece7609]

So the baby’s name is Toddle?

[@rosebit]

ITS TODDLER NOT TOODLE

[@christmaspopcorn1635]

That little girl at the wedding had me dying of laughter The family members and friends are trynna not to laugh 😂😂😂😂

[@Pumkin_king23]

Same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol I just 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adamstrags]

Yeah, that was so funny.

[@theojosephroblox4806]

Boy: Alexa do you brush your teeth Alexa: it’s Wednesday

[@BumbacIart]

Bruh Alexa can’t talk!

[@Youssef-iq4wq]

@@BumbacIart really?

[@theonewhoasked940]

@Youssef she can.

[@heheheheh7206]

The kid😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@heheheheh7206]

@@BumbacIart ummm yeah she can

[@b3An404]

"Okay, I don't care"😂😂 fat mood right there

[@emmanuellabenson6407]

Am Ella too 😄

[@amypowell5657]

i love how kids act innocent when their parents ask them simple questions lol

[@mels.editss]

yes its just a bad freaking habit

[@marlowemay2454]

Sometimes my sister does that 😮

[@lepidwings4676]

4:29 the person recording’s laugh brightened my night

[@real5386]

1:20 this kid is so adorable

[@SilverMSM]

Ikr

[@w_h_a_t_e_v_e_r936]

Omg ikr and the one after that

[@w_h_a_t_e_v_e_r936]

and before that

[@joleneterry]

6:10 The More You Don’t Know got me laughing

[@queentoxic791]

6:18 I love it the baby was so hilarious he was acting the same way my nephew was when he was that little lol

[@GoodVibes-mr5ik]

7:55- Oh, kid, in 20 years you are going to be begging for some sleep and your bed will be the best friend you never see😭

[@wendelleaglestick2536]

Is he dead?

[@dreamz9036]

@@wendelleaglestick2536 I’m wondering the same

[@douglasdoo]

I have a daughter too, 2 months old, I'm so excited to hear her talking and everything...

[@Billiebustupfan1212]

Is she talking now?

[@douglasdoo]

@@Billiebustupfan1212 yes she is, more than we need now 😁😁😂😂

[@mads2420]

3:05 that girl is MOOD

[@hannahfaze2484]

💀💀 *”Maybe a stranger came in the house”* “*Lemme see”* *CHEEESE* 🤣😂😂😂😂😂 *”Wow”* 😂😂😂💀

[@mandyeveridge7785]

Hannah Faze

[@Billiebustupfan1212]

Wait.. we're you using the skull emoji to insinuate laughter before it became a thing???

[@gamerfoxiy8964]

8:05 when someone wants to fight with compliments but you really want to win

[@supersoniccharlie5892]

0:22 HER MOM IS KYOOT!!

[@mariselag.7197]

How do you know

[@NotXero]

@@mariselag.7197 r/woooosh

[@galactic_worm6393]

confirmed

[@lulwabarrak2630]

1:28-1:30 OMG THAT KID IS ADORABLE

[@amandaturlington7844]

Yes! So cute!

[@n_alex678plays5]

Who???

[@n_alex678plays5]

What number

[@leftnewchannelstillkindaac4286]

Haa chimichurri goodie!?

[@leftnewchannelstillkindaac4286]

NO

[@donmccrumjr.165]

10:14 Omg I'm on the floor laughing!😂

[@Rkm-gk1pb]

Legend has it, that boy is still waiting for his cookie

[@muffin_playzyt8118]

Lol

[@suzanedeljkovic7676]

@Isaac Simmons jljjìo990900ko0

[@BeaIsBi]

I can relate. I’m still waiting until my mom is gonna make cookies…

[@Idk0780]

Lol He needs his cookie right now

[@steveasti5041]

𝕪𝕖𝕤

[@jamesdotson9638]

KYOOT is just the right funny thing we need in times like we are in right now.. Thank you for bringing funny back!!!

[@Kyoot]

Aww I do try my best! Agreed, we need as much cute, fun, positive things as possible right now! 🦄

[@diarmuiddiamond5449]

“ I want to be bear poop “

[@andrewapostolakis]

2:58 that’s actually really really smart tho

[@oliverzwatermelongum]

In a...cocoon

[@jmeshox2730]

My favorite line ever.." What do you want to be when you grow up?". "I want to be a helicopter!". You can't write that stuff!!!

[@radicalross7700]

They just need to tell the kid that helicopters can't eat cookies.

[@rheamyers4635]

when the little girl said "and we go night nigh" I LAUGHED HECKA HARDDD

[@mckennafelts604]

i loved the girl at the wedding!

[@mxrwanz5041]

McKenna Felts ME TOO

[@abbyhuffislame]

McKenna Felts same XD it reminds me of how crazy me and my brothers are Lol

[@marpetotis]

No, that's why I'm not allowing kids in my wedding

[@jadynreilly7713]

@@marpetotis you are no fun

[@damonparker8750]

it was so sweet

[@tomfeltonfan7330]

Look at the camera and say it to me I don’t care 🤷🏽‍♀️ 😂

[@10tonhamster]

3:06 *EVERY* Sibling has made this face.

[@bllocky2]

Ikr

[@youtubecat1658]

Yes

[@ASuspiciousCrab]

Y'know, I was the little boy once. I have two older sisters, am 15, and haven't been kicked out yet

[@mariselag.7197]

Do you mean EVERY person

[@khushiandaarav291]

YES EVERY SINGLE SIBLING IN THE UNIVERSE

[@jaedawarren7878]

4:32 when i get cought eating cookies at night and explain Edit: OML I don't even remember this comment thank you for all the likes ☺️!2020 Edit:2021 March 30 Help me... Edit:2021 June 22 WOOp COVID ended

[@mariselag.7197]

Lol

[@akahero8401]

Now is 2021

[@jaedawarren7878]

@@akahero8401 yesss ik

[@illusionistcat]

its not march yet tho

[@Leo29568]

Let me guess. You are trapped in the future that has yet to happen, right?

[@dutchessandkay2280]

8:05 -Everyone's dream argument with their kid. XD That was cute lol.

[@idontevenusethisaccount6779]

Dutchess and Kay Ik lol 😂

[@jennigames5183]

Ikr

[@CottonCandyPlayz]

*"Stupider"*

[@irismerah]

The more you don't know

[@JohnDoe-zd1zh]

YoItz Nashima k

[@hannahfaze2484]

YoItz Nashima 😭😭💀😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂omg she was so confident

[@sjk66]

Baby it’s Jupiter

[@aeon9311]

Stupider is correct.

[@thaclassy4917]

I like how he tried to slip the word “now” at the end of his sentence 🤣🤣

[@ItsDija]

10:27 I like how the baby laughs as well bc the mom and dad were laughing.

[@xxcalleexx1393]

The first kid is my spirit animal..😂

[@dannyelfie6868]

"You're very cute, not fat." That's what every kid says to get something form their mom. I'm only 9 and it's logic.

[@SilverMSM]

Oh no

[@dingnghetakhiangte3870]

@@SilverMSM ikr

[@medusa8617]

Can people like you prithee stop lying in these comment sections? Don't tell us with one tittle pensive that you're 9, we know that is mendacious.

[@SilverMSM]

Eric B. Haha

[@ezekielsmemes6659]

And I’m 21

[@PlNNED]

2:05 *he didn’t have a sibling to blame it on*

[@HawkinaBox]

"I don't like going to bed because it's boring." Oooh how the times have changed.

[@Olmandmilk]

4:30 I WAS CRYING😂😂😂😂

[@retardedsplatoon3290]

7:01 i thought she said, "The fv¢& bro?"

[@krystina4738]

LOL SAMEEE

[@Tomato_Thomas]

Same lol

[@susiehiggins2235]

Same XD

[@anindyamaharani8778]

Same too lol

[@Your-Local-Animator]

lol same

[@mariamnabutele4636]

I really like who said mountain dew destroys teeth, wise kid.

[@zachninja0995]

7:50 when your older it will be the opposite

[@Eggmo]

in this messed up world it's not far from reality tbh...

[@mariselag.7197]

Me before why do I really have to bed once in 6/and higher ok sleep time

[@PastelSunsetChannel]

I don’t want to stay awake 😭😭😭😖😖😖😤

[@lillym9443]

I will get a cookie right this minute!!! Me: same!!!!!!!

[@FireKiller70]

Same! We still have cookies from christmas! 😎😍

[@sistakia33]

The one where the little girl is holding a wedding party hostage...my favorite!

[@SamuelBlack84]

She wants the wedding cake for herself and all the presents 🙂

[@Snowfang00andco]

I love when kids lie about eating chocolate and you can see it around their mouth

[@imagiccion]

Dad who was making fun of the fairy girl had it coming.

[@quruxsomali7970]

8:50 will be super handsome when he grows up 💯

[@roufaidaboshnak8517]

Yep

[@ariannamay9107]

We live aggressive positivity too

[@ariannamay9107]

Love*

[@Youssef-iq4wq]

@@ariannamay9107 just edit your comment

[@fierceqtip48]

I want Fritos

[@elle_piano1]

I like a cookie peas ....right now

[@Riana.dS.]

What a great wedding speech. Pretty cute.

[@wingochan9400]

Why did I laugh so hard at 0:45?! 😂😂😂

[@gorify8153]

7:55 "no, i dont like going to bed..." neither do i kid, neither do i XD

[@Altanis1]

6:16 Mom: what do you think your doing? Baby: trying to get to Stupider

[@Z-DawgReal]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kxt1e484]

4:30 PREACHHHH!!!!

[@rosazepeda6228]

Geez, that kid is real serious about his dental hygiene!

[@chloeshin9761]

1:28 *When the anime character is in battle and needs powers.*

[@idontevenusethisaccount6779]

Chloe Shin Your pfp is cringe .-. Not to be rude or anything..

[@custardcookieirl7343]

Well,look at your username. It isn’t any better than her profile picture. Keep your thoughts to yourself,M o c h a.

[@idontevenusethisaccount6779]

*•Kyoto San•* Your telling me that when you literally have that as your username! 😂 you also do gacha so it makes it worse.

[@meduh257]

*•Kyoto San•* Can you shut up? Your not in their conversation. Her profile picture is cringey.

[@crochethooksandbooks]

When literally no one is talking about the actual joke ‘-‘

[@boogerpits5930]

1:20 a chama churrie goodie, and the Calvary

[@hollyzworld9729]

7:51 okay what the heck? I say I don’t want to go to bed because it’s boring too! 😂😂😂😂

[@lucasthesuperstar4641]

Me too

[@starmayamichael7161]

9:08 Tada...MOREEEE!!!

[@corrinamarie3668]

Little girl:"Clean this mess up!" Dad:"Who made the mess?" Little girl :"Um I did"

[@toluwanimiojo1854]

I remember when stupid used to be my bad word😂😂😂

[@XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX]

Same, and before that my bad word was dumb.

[@angelrussell750]

Yes, so do I.

[@michellekadir9972]

Still is in my house. My children & now my grandchildren are not allowed to call anyone stupid.

[@irelandlovesdance7700]

0:13 Y’all can say whatever you want but she’s adorable 🥺💕

[@2G72RXHC]

1:21 this is for me, I love this one lol

[@Bxtch_Pudding]

I just got done watching trolls with my one and a half year old. The trolls started singing and all of a sudden, my daughter, who can barely talk yet, sings clear as day "Everybody, move your hair and feel united... Whoa-oh-oooh" I was crying 😂

[@FrauResiStent]

😂🤩

[@sparky-chu2386]

Ohh Kyoot what are we going to do with you?

[@pumko862]

Sparky-Chu * we are gonna love her.

[@wahbananafanclub2191]

@@pumko862 We have a baby Kyoot!And his trolling us!Do not say face reveal he will troll us!Let us watch cartoon it is funny Kyoot videos are scam because face reveal.😠😠😠😠

[@caringheart34]

@@wahbananafanclub2191 We got a triggered 9 year old here.

[@peapod14]

@@jablingatronvious I love the trolls I actually don't want a face reveal I like their identity being unknown

[@Charlie_______________]

Kid:I will have a cookie RIGHT THIS MINUTE Dad:how bout you say "i'd like a cookie please Kid:i'd like a cookie please........right now Me:*Dying of laughter

[@davecreedon4283]

🖕

[@heatherde9568]

"we um we um we um go night night" XD

[@gmodmarine6967]

0:45 im dad

[@pasteque2438]

At first I've heard "I'm DEAD!"

[@mr.tryhardboybtw5059]

4:31 sounds funny but could be true Legend says: the kid wanted to pull up and get out so she is telling the truth

[@tarastraight3473]

The kid complimenting his mom was stinking adorable.

[@tyronesmith6921]

This is why you dont get abortions! Cus ur missing out an a entire life of laughter and joy from these chubby cute human beings

[@herikaoliveira_ho]

@gg , a baby is a baby. A clump of cells is a clump of cells.

[@noushigavakyan2269]

gg were all clumps of cells lmao

[@herikaoliveira_ho]

@gg , and before the fetus?

[@herikaoliveira_ho]

@gg , cancer is an specific clump of cells. There's nothing with the process of division that advancing can become a baby, healthy or not. We can't kill a baby after being formed, there is a limit between a 'clump of cells' and a baby. I'm not for abortion, but I have to be reasonsable, I can't ignore science.

[@irinaveksler3224]

"I want to be a bear poop", said the boy 2:01

[@oliviamanton]

the kid at 10:20 looks like jack jack from incredibles 1 and 2

[@roufaidaboshnak8517]

Yes you are right

[@miklynhearne9507]

Omg your so right nice eyes 👀

[@Z-DawgReal]

He does 😂😂

[@susiehiggins2235]

Well nearly

[@sarahshields5964]

3:21 hey man give that girl a break, she already has to deal with him so stop trying to bust her bubble

[@tiahall9578]

I can’t stop laughing they are sooooooooooo funny and KYOOT 😂🤣😁

[@CutePetsChannel]

💕 kids say the funniest things 💐

[@samplayz9561]

1:28 LOL

[@roufaidaboshnak8517]

Haa chimichurri goodie!? Hahaha

[@randomnesswithsheetal]

7:56 that kid saying i don't like going to bed.. trust me kid when you will be an adult you will want to go to bed 24 hrs in a day 😴😴😴.

[@kyliexx5092]

You knows

[@rorygilmore11142]

Facts

[@susiemckenna8160]

The little girl that said “I don’t care” was hilarious 😂

[@kqiisher2998]

Everyone was enjoying the speech XD

[@twincherry4958]

Me 2

[@mrtextstory]

Kids are awesome. There so honest about everything lol. 👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂

[@parisgraciano3960]

10:31 is the kyOOOOtest thing awww

[@Moon_DoesVR]

Legend says the boy is still waiting for his cookie

[@strandedstarlite]

“Well you’re wrong cuz I’m not good at math”

[@adyeri9831]

8:40 If anything, the boy was the one pronouncing it correctly. I don't know when we started pronouncing the letter t like the letter d.

[@pink_kpop709]

Okay mr smarty pants

[@babyfish1083]

That's what I was about to comment upon. The baby boy was trying to correct his mum.

[@WickidOne]

orange bag though i believe he wasnt meaning Fritos at all because that bag is more of a yellowish color he might have meant Cheetos

[@annmr6310]

Om

[@saschagordon6922]

"Ha chimichurri goodie?"

[@5thplanetjupiter]

the kid when says “Chimichurri Goodie?” He makes me laugh

[@kaisarjibrilartasyah4866]

And the calvary

[@andyngo8223]

@@kaisarjibrilartasyah4866What's a calvary? Beats me!

[@andyngo8223]

1:22 And the calvwagwee? 1:29 Hah chamachah goodie?

[@natalieborbon2709]

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p I like chili fries 😎😎

[@disneyworldvlogs7972]

Natalie Borbon what was the point?

[@natalieborbon2709]

Because she was saying the alphabet and then she said I like chili cheese fries

[@disneyworldvlogs7972]

Natalie Borbon Awwe 🤪 my bad 😂

[@natalieborbon2709]

Oh it's ok lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@hawkeye4705]

xD I wish I would have seen this earlier I would make it my test answer

[@serenaantony8360]

9:20 OMG IM CRYING 😂

[@rorygilmore11142]

1:24 HES SO CUTE I CANT STOP LAUGHING HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA AWWW HES SO CUTE HAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jordanmonson7092]

I love the part where the girl said I will get a cookie right this minute.

[@rytatrician6734]

😂😂these kids are cute and hilarious

[@nicolaswyss275]

5:36 sounds like Fearless

[@melindamarch9381]

Just subscribed, I'm over here crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣, you can't beat kids & seniors for the laughs, thank you 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾