May, Hammond, Clarkson Gift Ideas and Gadgets Compilation

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[@genericweeb7300]

I'l never grow tired of James' "Gokickle" bit.

[@danteeightsix9069]

The perfect car enthusiast gift: A tie with a supercar logo in the shape of a steering wheel that tells the time and can hold your favorite drink.

[@hamisharnold8745]

And with a Ferrari badge on it - £10,000

[@itsamepersonio7338]

Now make the favorite drink holder be a piston cup with a Lamborghini or a different logo then the actual tie, absolute perfect

[@retroman1335]

That is made of carbon fiber and has a button on it that makes f1 car sounds

[@joshthomas2536]

I'm wondering what supercar logo looks remotely like a steering wheel so you can tell the time on a tie that you'd be wearing.

[@FMZown]

That smells of bacon...

[@goliathprojects7354]

10:35 James May always got the best one liners

[@klimpomp]

Suck, squeeze, bang and blow. That's how four stroke Jameses go!

[@KaladinVegapunk]

That is the best one Although where the shit is cockring & wizards sleeve?? That's the best one

[@user-vu1rt6fd5s]

How is he after that unfortunate filmed crash accident?

[@J.R8765]

​@@user-vu1rt6fd5sfine from what I've seen

[@polarisukyc1204]

That was probably one of the best one liners these three have ever encountered

[@FAT8893]

8:45 May's laugh at that time is absolutely priceless! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@speccwolf]

Best trio in TV, their humor bounces off each other flawlessly.

[@antisal4192]

only annoying part is that most of it is scripted, some jokes are improvised but most are scripted

[@christymon3548]

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[@iamdb1990]

it's never about the cars, it's those three

[@topmandog1]

@@antisal4192 the grand tour clips were mostly scripted, the top gear stuff was semi scripted to a point but the jokes were real time

[@Muck006]

Couldnt have happened with women ... because you arent allowed to insult them on TV ... also: *_Men insult each other and dont mean it._* *_Women compliment each other and dont mean it._*

[@blackhawks81H]

Being a big plane guy, I'm surprised May didn't go into a long winded explanation about how "big transatlantic planes actually have multiple sets of crew on board and actual beds built in that the crew can use on long flights" causing Jeremy to fall asleep again..

[@jetseekers]

He probably did, but they skillfully cut it out

[@banepo4]

You're a big guy.

[@EinfachLuap]

Sorry to be THAT guy but we don't have "multiple" crews on board, max 4 pilots usually and the cabin crew just takes turns with their rest periods! :)

[@jetseekers]

@@EinfachLuap that's what he means by 'multple crews' Flight crew anymore consisting of a captain and first officer Tho I do know some flight just have a single relief pilot for the two primary pilots and they just rotate

[@EinfachLuap]

@@jetseekers Pretty sure flights over 10 hours must have at least 1 cruise relief pilot, as per EASA regulation, companies might chose to deviate from this and make it less hours of flight time. Not sure what the limit is, for when you need 2 reliefs.

[@TomasBelloXD]

14:11 What car have you got? "Volkswagen Jetta" 🤣

[@purplecoffinman8510]

8:15 will never not be a legendary clip

[@almostkentish3042]

James is lifting a drink to his mouth when Jeremy asks that and he actually stops out of surprise

[@TheOmegaRiddler]

I saw that in Home Bargains.

[@drunk_famasmf5135]

And the legendary whole version, where the christmas tree fire is put out with it is still a treasure to be found, because i cannot find it anywhere on the internet

[@surajbalajr.4016]

​@drunk_famasmf5135 and Jeremy yelling "I've put out the Tree fire with some pussy" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chrissieblossom]

@@TheOmegaRiddlerhome bargains is the only place I’ve seen it xD I’ve tried it, it’s ok, but I’m not that into the flavour (it’s passion fruit and lychee)

[@penguinnexus]

"It's important in a submarine to know if the door is open or shut" - This aged well...

[@nathankelsall5170]

😭

[@firstnamelastnamethirdname]

Oh man too soon?

[@nathankelsall5170]

@@firstnamelastnamethirdname not at all, too late if anything…

[@carbonking53]

At 12,000 ft depth and 6,000 psi of pressure, a door makes no difference. Physics makes one.

[@alyx6427]

CMON ALREADY

[@yenchey3270]

21:27 James May is an international treasure

[@user-vu1rt6fd5s]

Never met him

[@kewuo]

@@user-vu1rt6fd5sok

[@RatelHBadger]

I'll tell you something...

[@RileyZilla1001]

I'll tell you something else!

[@adrielsebastian5216]

8:56 "Yippie ki yay mother truckers" now that's genius. I genuinely want that on a shirt (or a mug).

[@timesnewlogan2032]

2:08 He had the hammer, so that part was planned... but judging by his reaction, he wasn't expecting the sounds afterwards!

[@UnderseaPumaKing]

I'm not entirely convinced that Jeremy doesn't bring a hammer with him wherever he goes.

[@timesnewlogan2032]

@@UnderseaPumaKing He never knows when he might see Piers Morgan again.

[@droganovic6879]

I mean... this is Clarkson His solution to everything is either "More power!" or "hit it with a hammer" So I'm pretty sure that's just standard gear for them at this point. I mean Hammond pulled a hammer out later in the vid as well 😅

[@topmandog1]

the christmas stuff was always semi scripted but usually it would go off the rails way above the script

[@SynchronizorVideos]

@@topmandog1Everything in the “News” segment was planned out. They tried to wing it to sound “natural” in the first season, and it sucked.

[@Simon_PieMan]

8:16 Clarkson called him “Rich” - dropped the act for a second 😂

[@lyonsja1]

10:35 - That is an absolutely amazing line.

[@denja964]

the fridge is actually pretty cool ngl

[@joaquinfranco9012]

The Momo Prototipo looks good on anything imo

[@jmason0622]

I'd love to have that mini-fridge. I can put it in my room, stuff it with drinks, and if some skeevy relatives come along, at least I know the ones taking my drinks are the ones with a brain lol

[@anchy1995]

29:06 i love this, and Richard's "YOU CRETIN" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-vu1rt6fd5s]

Short Riki

[@Jjgm69]

I'm blind XD.

[@owenlea6505]

24:52 it would've been better if May showed a condom saying, "As you'd expect, I've done it properly"

[@adrielsebastian5216]

Or "I was the first to come"

[@owenlea6505]

@@lucadipaolo1997 OMG yeah 😅

[@agoogleuser8219]

I was expecting "Oh Cock".

[@DrewSavo]

Or maybe “does that mean she’s not coming on then?” Or depending on the circumstances “does that mean he’s not coming on then?”

[@millersaur]

Or “Oh COCK”

[@ChikaTCv0.5]

"The Veyron will never exist" This aged well

[@grimsley9989]

Was just about to comment this lol

[@danasstumbrinis8462]

He said "Buggati VERION" ha hah 4:32

[@87654321j]

I love car gifts but even I think 140k watch is a ridiculously over priced item

[@Cards01]

The Bugatti Veyron is a ridiculously overpriced car. So when you have the money get one, the watch is just the strawberry on top. And the two together might actually increase in value even more.

[@thedankatheist3466]

Bruh you beat me to it!

[@JKH133]

I love how happy James was the the fork-spanner

[@alecwhatshisname5170]

6:30 I forget who the stig was @ the time, but you just know he had a smug smile on his face, and he was thinking "this is a great job"

[@javo.illanes]

18:45 Caring Jeremy it's not something you can see very often

[@huybao1193]

Holy that was so wholesome lol

[@randome.p.wvideos]

Oh man that’s so cute

[@Clarity_Control]

Who wouldn’t be when near TGD

[@reececollison5101]

32:42 Jeremy’s Face kills me every time 😂😂😂

[@dusty-blade2280]

I did not understand what Richard said just before this face X) can you tell me please ? :)

[@reececollison5101]

@@dusty-blade2280 he said ‘it costs £1500 and they lent it to us’, basically saying it’s the worlds most ridiculously overpriced fragrance so Jeremy just kept spraying it into the air for fun🤣

[@DrewSavo]

@@dusty-blade2280 so normally when it comes to items such as these they are classified as “promotional material”, the idea being that for example those Lamborghini Baubles: they were sent to Top Gear and once they’ve been on the show to make people aware that they are available, the crew and cast could keep them (as Jeremy said he would). However Bugatti instead did something more tighter as they ‘lent it’, the idea being that once it was used in the show, they wanted it back. And there was probably a clause which specifies that they could only spray it on air, not behind the scenes for personal use. Which is why Jeremy not only blasted the air, but also gave some to the kid.

[@markmcpeake6637]

Hammond's reaction at 7:59 for the piston mug was priceless as well as his reaction at 8:04 for the toothpick James presented.

[@Calgrissom]

He did what in his mug?

[@madtendo6482]

*TONIGHT ON BOTTOM GEAR:* (2:28) I destroy an annoying piece of bleeping plastic (12:56) Hammond magically pulls a tiny car out of his ass (15:54) And May attempts to assemble a bike he bought at IKEA

[@cslearn3044]

Lmao

[@lahar2412]

8:17 PUSSY energy drink

[@Klovaneer]

i see you are a man of culture as well

[@THEREALBLU13]

I love that the instant they heard Clarkson was going to take the lambo ornaments home they destroyed them

[@christopherwall2121]

"Sorry, I dropped it."

[@madfilms1000]

What makes it even better is that at his farm he has a lambo tractor

[@nickbell3773]

8:16 I was dying laughing 🤣

[@Thetrainbloke]

15:08 Hammond: You could hit it with a hammer and it would survive! Espresso cup: *doesn’t survive* Hammond: I was wrong…

[@gabrielhoy6790]

Who here was expecting Jame's condom to read "Oh cock!"

[@HaliaStone]

A bit disappointed it didn’t actually, that would’ve been perfect. 😂 Another good one could’ve been ‘Oh no! Anyway…’

[@gabrielhoy6790]

@HaliaStone That one should have been for Jezza, but absolutely! Me thinks each of them should have presented two or three condoms with their distinguish phrases.

[@interstate366]

I can’t believe you cut out the part where they said “you’ve just knocked the wobbly head of the former president of Nissan USA!”

[@applejuice5272]

"Now look what's happened!"

[@felagoncalves]

Maybe he cut that out because no one ever has said that before

[@interstate366]

@@felagoncalves I don’t suppose they have

[@Som_dudette]

”What flavour is it?” ”Leave it”

[@interstate366]

8:29 “what flavor is it?” Well James, it tastes a bit like a sweaty taco

[@sdfilmproductions4193]

After a energetic morning of tennis....Kind of like vinegar and tuna.🤢🙍‍♀️

[@TheHutchy01]

According to Ashens, the Pussy drink is cloying and tastes of generic fruit.

[@Ayrtonium]

Like a bunch of submerged coins

[@geobroproman739]

7:14 that can't be a porsche designed training shoe; the laces aren't at the back!

[@usmanbutt284]

Looking at these compilations I remember that these guys are actual friends and know each other inside out hats why their jokes and jabs at each other work... And they remind us of our friends thats why all this worked amazingly...

[@kelvinkemoi2482]

Its called the gocycle....😂

[@shawnhuk]

James laugh is *almost* as infectious as my kids! Cracks me up every time.

[@BierBart12]

Oh god, being infected with children

[@alilindsay4304]

The gockickle 🤣 15.40

[@berkkarsi]

This is hands down my favourite Top Gear compilation

[@gothnerd887]

12:41 I genuinely forgot he was talking about beach stuff and thought that the bucket was to prevent vomit getting on your Porsche

[@lukeg2455]

I died when jezza kept hitting the speaker

[@polishavgeek1849]

Wait, 40 minutes? Gold!

[@jasonmohning1708]

Closeup of the Stig in a TVR surrounded by red smoke. BEST...FREEZE-FRAME....EVER!

[@dubaikay5871]

1:30 20:30 29:00 32:10 Absolute favorite moments of jeremy

[@gothnerd887]

1:41 I'd buy it if it had a recording of The Game Salmon yelling "I'M A DIESEL!"

[@rich_rich90]

08:17 "Would you like some pussy?!" Has to be one of the funniest random lines of the entire show!

[@Swe_Slipknot]

0:30 Richard hammond was a parking sensor

[@Galvatron759]

18:12 Good too see them keeping with the tradition

[@jdpragmatic8644]

I die laughing every time Hammond smashes the Lamborghini ornament😂 (31:16)

[@coletrane3899]

Was anyone else expecting Jame's condom to say "as you can see, I've done this properly."?

[@dylanshadowstar9779]

😂

[@CookieTheSmolFox]

As a Czech, this video couldn't start worse than mocking Škoda.

[@Memecho]

Nowadays Skoda make great looking cars in my opinion

[@Rob-tx3jl]

Fuck the Škoda

[@Markustajahoyrylaiva]

@@Memecho I think it is ridiculous that they started to promote themselves as a premium car maker. they are just cheap bangers

[@generalshark2833]

@@Rob-tx3jl clown

[@generalshark2833]

@@Markustajahoyrylaiva another clown.

[@icedog3636]

10:36 THAT IS A PURELY BRILLIANT LINE IF IVE EVER HEARD ONE AND THE LOOK ON THAT WOMAN'S FACE IN THE BACKGROUND TOO

[@thankyou8333]

2:10 6:28 8:45 18:13 29:10 31:19 My favorite. Gifts segment the most chaotic segment of the show 14:12 What did he said? I can't hear

[@mrtom2854]

He said he has a VW Jetta

[@TheCANation]

A Volkswagen Jetta

[@user-vu1rt6fd5s]

Harrys are quarter battenernbergs

[@calum2359]

Love how Jeremy picks up a hammer out of nowhere 😂😂

[@FranzFerdinandVIII]

14:12 "Volkswagen Jetta."

[@erosion271]

3:14 this is the problem with the grand tour studio segments and why the vibe was off. They became a bit too obsessed with hating and roasting each other at points it felt scripted. James in reality would probably really enjoy that fridge and find it interesting

[@liloupumpkin5278]

Yeah on TG even if it was scripted it felt at least genuine.

[@Creeper-ve3jy]

8:25 The way he said "Pussy,Energy Drink!" made me laugh so bad

[@ArthurNunes29]

That frigde with a wheel lock would be very convenient on the Mekong River special

[@joeyarnold7734]

Have you ever thought "Oh no my shoe horn is far too heavy?"

[@JudaZuk_]

Simply the greatest trio .... in the world

[@DiegoF1ores]

0:22 i love that you can see that man very happy for that tie

[@RockingKevin92]

29:10 RIP Jezza's Eyes 😂 Also Carnage at 31:25

[@DrewSavo]

Also known as Christmas with The Who.

[@polarisukyc1204]

I’ve actually had some of the energy shown at 8:25, I was studying for my GCSE’s and there was a catch up day over the summer break so most of my class came in in non-uniform and we’re getting on with our coursework, the teacher was very laidback and actually brought a 24 pack of diet cola for us, while the class clown brought some of the aforementioned energy drink, aside from him I was the first to try some, I didn’t like it and neither did anyone else, if I remember correctly it tasted of pineapple and passion fruit, with something else in it that made it rather horrible

[@esmeecampbell7396]

You need to be careful sharing pussy with people because you may get herpes. 😂

[@Dawg347]

Petrol probably

[@ryanford5387]

I feel enlightened to know it's actual flavour

[@EAW1]

my favorite bit is Jeremy hitting with a mallet :)

[@nharlow2098]

5:29 that Bugatti comment aged well…

[@TheHutchy01]

I mean to be fair, the Bugatti Veryon still doesn't exist

[@Deltairony824]

@@TheHutchy01 ????

[@_cecile]

i had dosed off in the middle and the ear beeper actually woke me up. seems a good product.

[@piercebuckley7699]

13:58 I think Richard Hammond is a Sith Lord

[@DaveEdmondson]

I was waiting for may's rolling pin to say " OH COCK"

[@sirkermy450]

37:18 I was generally thinking about attaching it to my panda, until James said that

[@JL1070]

21:55 is just legendary 😂

[@PantherAusfD1944]

21:46

[@markcf83]

......and the previous minute or so......

[@Kombivar]

8:16 - that bit killed me today, because I bought one for sheer giggle, came home, popped it and played this video from the recommended - WHAT ARE THE CHANCES???

[@SmashBrosAssemble]

Clarkson’s first course of action was the type out the message “Hammond is a Call U Next Tuesday.”

[@arjenvanderschaaf9657]

peep, peep, peep, SHUT UP!!! bonk SHUT IT!!! had me rolling🤣🤣

[@platformbanduk]

8:45 underrated May laugh

[@dropkicknazis5301]

These men are international treasures!

[@stinkyroadhog1347]

I've already got a decorated fridge. It says "Emily is a wee and a poo" on it Gee i wonder if one of his kids/kids friends made that XD

[@ScatterlingOfA]

Thanks so much for putting this all together, just what i needed!

[@tammobroekema1965]

It made my eyes water… brilliant.

[@jeremyfong5684]

8:56 “Yippee Kiyay, mothertrucker”

[@GB-tc4hr]

43:11 the shock in his voice is perfection

[@interstate366]

35:22 that’s…oh dear

[@87654321j]

I love those Lamborghini baubles probably like £2000 each lol also that Bugatti aftershave sounds great

[@scout_troop3r]

my brother actually got one of them internal combustion engines XD

[@KohanaCoyote]

31:26 will always make me laugh

[@TheCow2face]

Ah the good old days of videos in 480p xD

[@Veyron722skyhook]

I love that beeping ear piece the most.

[@abhiram7198]

10:36🤣🤣

[@Sclumsy]

37:23 this one always makes me laugh

[@adrianc7372]

"It's revolting and that's why it's for you Jeremy" 😂😂😂

[@mitchellfagan7701]

This was just so good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SanderDoesThings]

18:14 Hammond crashes into the studio

[@RedJLP]

23:27 Clarkson's condom: How hard can it be? Me: DON'T SAY THAT! 24:52 May's condom: I was the first to arrive Me: And as you would imagine, I've done everything properly

[@zero_second_thoughts8766]

I thought Mays would be "Oh cock!"

[@dakotamarshall3395]

98í⁸8⁸999.8. 8

[@aaroncable4739]

Imagine what that's saying if your abit older how hard can it be well at any age I guess not great tho you could say that's something from the female but she could read that instead of just saying to the male

[@aaroncable4739]

@@zero_second_thoughts8766 that would probably be on the femidom if the females really not wanting a baby and hes got protection and she still wants one or she wears it instead of him tho I know condoms stop babies but why are they called protection not really giving parents confidence or children a good name

[@DrewSavo]

maybe “does that mean she’s not coming on then?” Or depending on the circumstances “does that mean he’s not coming on then?”

[@jay-jay24]

We need more of this 😊

[@toodles488]

Those condoms are absolutely hilarious 🤣 where can you get them? Asking for a friend...

[@cepheus7850]

This is one of the best compilations. 👍

[@bmjake]

“Oh, my pits are getting a bit wiffy”

[@mohdmuqri6101]

36:43 LOOK AT THIS!! w o w

[@Grissbane]

You know the dude that got that tie in the first clip wore that EVERYWHERE

[@techspot883]

This is what I was waiting for 😍😍

[@tyler9703]

It's amazing just how wrong they were about the Veyron

[@doctorwho3029]

29:09 I'm laughing my backside off 🤣

[@michaelkowal3230]

That's why sprays have a warning to keep them AWAY from your eyes

[@nicolaifr4905]

Great compilation

[@raphaeldagamer]

I think the Richard Hammond 2010 Calendar is the cure for my morning wood.

[@minhohoang2858]

My favorite top gear compilation