Hammond, Clarkson and May Go Shopping Compilation

Top Gear and Grand Tour stars go shopping for goods/food and the Stig is also amongst this compilation
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[@_KaiTheGamer_]

"It's a bottle opener!?" "IT OPENS *BEER* !" "WE WANT THEM!"

[@lonerider92]

Every man ever going on a camping trip with his guy friends.

[@rufusgreenleaf2466]

@Taiga 🤣

[@krisnaputramaulidan2843]

@Taiga muslims lmao?

[@ramdomy_boi9049]

@@krisnaputramaulidan2843 they make up for it with amazing beards

[@krisnaputramaulidan2843]

@@ramdomy_boi9049 yeah idk how arabs have those godly beards but i want to get that someday

[@matussa]

Jeremy and James shopping = old married couple Jeremy and Richard = mischievous teenagers Richard and James = two hungover blokes

[@JetFalcon710]

All three of them: Slightly crazed gang of middle-aged teenagers

[@EzraEel05]

Both these comments are true lol

[@RAKESH-xw9xm]

All 3 comments here are true lol

[@zacharyhicks6237]

All five of these commments are false. Who will you ask your question to to pass through the door?

[@theburpman8006]

That is actually true

[@Joentac]

"do you have an expensive aunt?." - *James May.*

[@bonelesspizza5545]

that's a subtitle problem, he nailed it.

[@petertaylor4980]

That was Hammond, and although it may have sounded like cara tía it was obvious that he was asking for a carretilla.

[@theepicosityofpizza]

Also technically "expensive aunt" should be tía cara not cara tía

[@swedish_vikings]

But where is your legs tho?

[@guillermoirigoin2647]

"Caratia" to lift your cara tía

[@wilfstor3078]

1:09 as a Canadian, watching two brits getting lost with all the cool stuff that you don't need at Canadian Tire makes me laugh.

[@Thedarkside379]

Are you suggesting that you don't need a bottle Opener?? 😮

[@arandomsupra]

It opens beer

[@cinnamonrollypoly]

You do, in fact, need a "brushy brushy" with your "scrapy scrapy", lol.

[@Ctofer93]

@@Thedarkside379 most Canadians already have a few on their person at all times. ;P

[@mrcoolize]

@@Ctofer93 at least 3 in the car even in summer

[@lawman977]

It’s a bottle opener Their faces when they realize. It’s a bottle opener! It open beer!

[@mrcrayola2013]

do you know what episode it is

[@vincenthoehlich]

@@mrcrayola2013 It's Series 22, Episode 6.

[@lawman977]

@YourAverageHuman I now have 1.4K my good sir

[@petrified1999]

What a god

[@colintosh5417]

My mate can honestly open beer bottles with his teeth, he does it with his back tooth or molar

[@gbmgaming]

Clarkson: ranting about Europeans haggling *Cuts to Hammond haggling*

[@bigbang1331]

He dropped by 50 too

[@janis7077]

@@bigbang1331 That's how you're supposed to do it, if you're clearly a foreigner in South East Asia the price will probably be at least 3x higher than it should be.

[@PerfectAlibi1]

@@janis7077 Clarkson complains it was haggling over ONE dollar! He didn't care, that's barely pocket change to him... XD

[@angela.luntian]

@@PerfectAlibi1 man might have larger wallets but 20 pounds is still 20 pounds

[@guyfieri148]

@@angela.luntian I ain't gay but £20 is £20

[@AlekWheeler]

The fact Hammond actually does buy the “chair” May and Clarkson mock him for buying as a chair...brilliant.

[@TkoPunches]

It's scripted, mate.

[@jakanz]

@@TkoPunches It's still funny, mate.

[@englishatheart]

​@@jakanz No one said it wasn't funny, mate. But op seems to think it authentically happened like that.

[@LASAGNA_LARRY]

The entirety of Top Gear is scripted. They laughed they’re asses off when they won a British TV award for “best unscripted show”. Still the GOAT comedy show from BBC.

[@lightningbuster]

"I don't mean Gorgonzola do I? That's a cheese."

[@andrewvanhalen1984]

Gonorrhea

[@ConnorRK-nk8rg]

@@andrewvanhalen1984 Do you have any syphilis?

[@TomorrowWeLive]

My favourite bit

[@gius4real415]

Which episode is that? So funny

[@ConnorRK-nk8rg]

@@gius4real415 It's the special they did for Sport Relief called 'Top Gear Ground Force'

[@colintosh5417]

If Clarkson and May split up who gets custody of Hammond?

[@sandasturner9529]

Underrated comment

[@colintosh5417]

@@sandasturner9529 tell me about it some people just simply ask for a like and get thousands I can see why you got a highlighted reply cos you made a really good point, I like what you have got to say for yourself

[@sandasturner9529]

Thanks

[@ismaeel5051]

@@colintosh5417 LMAO

[@nht2071994]

The Stig will keep Hammond

[@alc-d4163]

Hammond: "Can I have Cod 'n' Chips 75 times please?" Shop Owner: *Sweats Nervously*

[@lavistalimited4747]

Snack?

[@reubenbell1980]

@nope not me Have*

[@PoxMuffin]

I used to work in a holiday park fish and chip shop and I had an order that was pretty similar to that the bill came out to about 800 quid xD

[@Alexander_l322]

So the shop owner should start saying cod and chips 75 times over 🤣

[@unitedforever9291]

Good old holiday park chippy..... literally a handful of chips with a strip of.batter on the top 😂

[@adrianvg12]

The translation of “carretilla” (wheelbarrow) as “expensive aunt” (cara tía) killed me 😂

[@robbutterill1426]

it is so similar😂 do you have an aunt

[@strawberrypencl]

Is the double L in carratilla pronounced as Ls like in English or Ys like in Spanish? Idk what language it is lol

[@GoobGloop]

@@strawberrypencl it pronounced like a y

[@TheRuddster95]

@@strawberrypencl yeah it's Spanish lol

[@kiramutoujaeger]

How to pronounce that word?

[@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire]

7:56 I guarantee he wasn't checking. He went off to tell his mate an idiot's arrived, chat for 5 minutes and come back to say they have no gorgonzola because they're a garden centre

[@robbutterill1426]

@McFlickers the lads boss: “come on harry, what have we told told you about smoking weed at work😂”

[@kael2450]

"Theres no point paying for Daffodils, you can just go nick those from a roundabout" LOL

[@keiztrat9109]

Exactly lmao

[@heartless604]

The council wants to know your location 😂

[@FarmYardGaming]

Smort

[@theconfusedllama9405]

Or you could find other flowers on an accident-prone highway

[@N4rkoza]

The Confused Llama theyre already arranged in a beautiful bouquet too!

[@JessidGallardo]

"Scrapie scrapie, brushie brushie" I love that

[@nothajzl]

Useless info: i watched that episode for the first time yesterday (and today i see that bit in a compilation)

[@thurnishaley1481]

Apti Newim what episode is that

[@nickgarfield6873]

@@thurnishaley1481 series 22 episode 6

[@thurnishaley1481]

Nick Garfield thanks my guy

[@foraminuteforaminute4056]

For some reason that sounds naughty.

[@QueenofTNT]

There’s something weirdly adorable about watching Hammond react to the lady handing him a taser. He looks like a little kid carrying a foam weapon but more dangerous cause he’s fully grown and armed

[@bierbestie4936]

You mean grown up in mind right? Cause physically he isn't

[@robertfreeman7803]

What episode was that from?

[@covb2615]

@@robertfreeman7803 Grand Tour Seamen

[@asianhooman2111]

@@justcows7772 i thought he's 165 (5'5), because his IMDb wrote that

[@JetFalcon710]

Timestamp?

[@MartHommes]

James: Talks foreign language so the guy can understand Guy that can actually speak English: I do not understand

[@thy1nz]

Watching them doing random thing is really entertaining for me

[@dariogrosse5053]

Because this trio is just perfect

[@iz723]

Don't thank ppl for likes. It's pathetic

[@OhHeBustin]

@@iz723 lol he changed it back lol

[@iz723]

@@OhHeBustin good, he's learning

[@bentonlott6272]

I think its entertaining for a lot of people hence the 20 years of them doing random thing on television...

[@meatballg8655]

hammond would be terrible in a survival situation, realises that he should be able to carry his entire setup on his back so that he can move around a lot but won't be able to eat anything he finds in the wild because it wasn't one of the three things he actually eats

[@nivyan]

Hammond loves having overnight picnics. In actual survival, he definitely gives off the impression of being terrible.

[@batt3ryac1d]

Also he'd run out of gin 2 days in and just end it all.

[@tiko4621]

May would be the ultimate survivor

[@killagamez4619]

Adapt - Improvise - Survive

[@kaitlyngarner740]

Remember when he got stuck in the canadian Rockies for 4 days because Jeremy and James took forever rescuing him because they didn't get a flight until the next day, slept off the jet lag, went shopping and stayed another night in a hotel? He tried to do the survival stuff but half of it didn't work. At least he got a fire going and built a rudimentary shelter that wasn't the tent

[@chelnahtheegghead]

6:43 Jeremy saying, “HIV what?” never fails to get me. 😂

[@baggie_woodman]

Ha ha I've never noticed that one before!

[@ghrfuidos]

Seasons & episodes 0:00 s19e1 0:22 s19e5 0:56 s9e5 1:09 s22e8 1:35 s12e8 2:02 s22e3 2:22 the grand tour s1e8 3:27 the grand tour s2e5 3:55 s9e1 4:00 s14e6 4:27 s16e1 5:01 s22e2 5:16 s21e3 5:35 s21e7 5:51 the grand tour s4e1 6:31 s11e4 6:51 s17e2 7:00 s19e6 7:52 top ground gear force 8:23 s21e1 8:41 s12e6

[@halo7372]

You are my hero

[@sunarpichin5972]

Hero

[@naturelover2238]

Wow

[@JetFalcon710]

Awesome

[@CommanderAkio]

This should have thousands of likes. Thank you OP!!!

[@TheClapton2]

Jeremy: "Just pay the price!" Man seilling the JAAAG belt: "Yeeaash"

[@FauxNoir]

I dont recognize that clip or the related footage what episode is it from?

[@anzumatsuri2181]

Charlie In The Bushes. The grand tour s4, seamen special

[@failtolawl]

@@FauxNoir they are in laos

[@Band-maid-fan101]

Cambodia

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

A trio so talented that they can make even shopping entertaining to watch

[@no_one01-5]

Imagine having a nice shopping spree and while you walk out of the store, you see Jeremy Clarkson driving towards you on something that can only be described as an anorexic Dalek.

[@cristalmewtwo4160]

Or a midget in a de-weaponised tank

[@PeetaPan1]

"this is the sort of thing hammond would think is a chair!" *cuts to hammond sitting on it* Hammond: yeah!

[@kyl3644]

Jeremy in what would've possibly been a called 'Social-Distancing Vehicle' nowadays

[@redstar1093]

Lmao

[@sirchaozz]

ye i thought the same thing, i bet that shit would even sell these days.. or well atleast in america

[@BlueFlagAlpha]

that would sell well

[@retrospace2150]

The all new JC SDV

[@Jeffers421]

I came here looking for this comment

[@chris-hayes]

8:09 "There's no point in paying for daffodils, you can just nick those from a roundabout" 😂

[@elainagilbert7663]

1:21 was like watching an elderly couple shop together.

[@unknownvariable7714]

I love how Clarkson and May are just fascinated and joyful when they find out the sunglasses are also beer openers.

[@reececameron5070]

I bought James a present! *drives out of Ann Summers*

[@reececameron5070]

Corey Barton Nah mate

[@osprey5611]

@OutFoxingFoxysOrder hes got guys for that

[@skydiamsteam6005]

OutFoxingFoxysOrder Kim Jong-Un Twitter yes

[@trueaussie3097]

Yeah we all seen

[@reececameron5070]

@@trueaussie3097 well I’m actually partially blind in 1 eye, so that’s strictly not true

[@greatwesternproductions2857]

I’d quite like to see a James May intellect compilation in the future some day.

[@MatrixGuardians99]

I can't wait for it. It'll the best video for when ya can't fall asleep

[@LJC944]

What’s that?

[@greatwesternproductions2857]

LiamCassell When he just applies logic and thinking so he can build his shed properly without getting the wrong screws in the wrong holes.

[@LJC944]

Great Western Productions2857 ohhh ye should be good

[@dunlop9161]

Great Western Productions2857 JUST, BU-, BUILD THE SHED

[@x5digi]

It really shows how good these guys were together when the new top gear has to create big jaw-dropping stunts to get viewers, while these guys just walk round a store and people find it more entertaining

[@hafsa.90]

Exactly... the new show and the American version are sooooo boring. I couldn't finish one episode and just gave up. I used to watch this religiously

[@JetFalcon710]

Yeah, the only clip I've watched from the new Top Gear is the one where they race an F-35 Lightning II in a McLaren Speedtail. Spoilers: the F-35 won

[@kisumiri]

I love their reactions to the bottle opener "It opens beer!" "We want them!"

[@senseisoup2655]

This first "car" that he makes, is perfect for our quarentine! Edit: thanx for the likes homies!

[@grantkruger3689]

I came here to say just that XD

[@roysaladbar5272]

It’s a p45

[@Frank15982]

Pandemic special

[@grantkruger3689]

@@Frank15982 Top Gear or Grand Tour should do a Quarantine Special :)

[@RC-nv6rc]

he knew it was coming.......

[@galaxyfallen]

One thing about Canada, everything has a bottle opener. My charger in my car has a bottle opener

[@drunk_famasmf5135]

For a bottles of sirup or, like, wine?

[@matgof03]

@@drunk_famasmf5135 beer

[@handlesarefeckinstupid]

Canadians are very practical people.

[@Mondoblasto0]

In the hotel I worked at, there are metal bottle openers screwed into the vertical panel set beneath the bathroom sink, so all you have to do is reach into the bathroom from the doorway with the bottle into the opener and pop the cap off, and the cap can fall into the bathroom garbage can sitting underneath.

[@galaxyfallen]

Mondoblasto0 i used to work with an auctioneer and he had a bottle opener that dropped the cap into a plinko machine thing, and if it landed in the centre box you had to chug your beer and open a new one

[@marty6779]

6:29 That's an expression that says "I'm gonna use this on Clarkson later!"

[@jackbauer4762]

Jeremy thinking a random Vietnamese taylor knows who Johnathon Ross is and that's he's getting fat always cracks me up

[@hayosiko9119]

Im waiting for the opening or closing doors compilation

[@niksv4165]

😂 I like the idea I'll look into it

[@cirocciroc]

In the right one! It was my favorite one! kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJbIp3d9g9F0r9U

[@Recessio]

You missed one scene - one of the early £1000 car challenges, James is fixing his jag at a petrol station in the rain. Richard doesn't buy James a chcolate bar as "it'll get all wet"

[@evantra1761]

And when they buy the cheese in the Alfa challenge

[@36hhchebs60]

Also when James bought a cushion for his yellow Aston Martin and when the 3 of them had to drive to work in open top track cars and they stopped to buy winter clothes.

[@EleanorPeterson]

I'm seeing some Comments from Canadian peeps saying that you DO need a brush on your car windscreen ice-scraper thingy. This is because Canadian drivers contend with proper snow in a proper winter that has predictably ghastly weather for several weeks or even months at a time. Canadian snow is the real thing and tends to be powdery and fluffy and often very, very deep. When your car has a thick coating of decent snow, a brush is a good thing to have in the boot. A plastic shovel's handy, too. But the Brit boys think in terms of British snow. Have you seen British snow? The changeable weather means that it falls, melts, freezes, thaws, falls, melts, falls, thaws, falls, melts, and freezes again, all within the hour. What you find on your car is not 'snow'; it's a three-inch thick duvet filled with frosty porridge. It's slush. It's ice. It's sky vomit. You can't brush it. You can't scrape it. You can't shift it. The best thing to do is to wait 5 minutes for that morning's winter to turn into a glorious summer's day. That'll last until lunchtime, whereupon winter will return and another couple of inches of horrible wet sludge will fall. Keeping a car clear is bad enough, but the roads and railways are even worse because nothing hangs around long enough to be dealt with!

[@kgzuig]

What a great description.

[@afrizaldaniswaraali8980]

This comment is beautiful

[@Fleeb-pb7zo]

So true

[@bri5033]

**laughs in Australian**

[@Bigbigpoopi]

@@bri5033 you lot lost in the emu war

[@mkhowsey2891]

"Is this a marrow?" "FUHK!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@WhatIMakeIsRandom]

“Gorgonzo- no, gonorrhoea.”

[@benzzodude]

“Eventually I bought a present for James *drives out of Ann Summers*” Hmm, I wonder what he bought lol

[@AverageAlien]

hmmmmmmmmmmm

[@Sandbar3D]

@James Harding Nice.

[@zrspangle]

@James Harding I can't imagine the smoking you got

[@zrspangle]

@James Harding Mile 10, let's do it again ;)

[@adrielsebastian5216]

@@unops1archive which James is surprisingly good at

[@TheHorusTapes]

Rule.1: Don't give Hammond a taser, EVER. Rule.2: Don't let Hammond be the dominant presenter, EVER. And rule.3: Don't let Hammond go to shops, EVER.

[@corinpaterson1786]

This is underrated and you only said this a few hours ago!! You need more likes, they shouldn't let Hammond do anything without adult supervision 😂😂😂

[@MyGamer125]

Rule 4: Don't let Hammond drive an expensive car, EVER.

[@disposable_income_andy]

Don't let Hammond be alone, EVER.

[@JetFalcon710]

Rule six: Don't let Hammond near any helicopters, EVER.

[@JamaicanCastle]

@@JetFalcon710 And boats, though frankly that goes for all three of them.

[@OMEGa3FattyAcid100]

5:38 swear to god, Jeremy Clarkson always gets his hands on the most weirdest thing anywhere on earth. She is gracefully speaking to him while he is shocked. So wonderful.

[@joshkirkham4281]

“No they’ll love it, Enid Blyton used to rub herself with it”😂

[@danielyeroshalmi7492]

"it opens bottles" "ill take your entire inventory"

[@elitesucka]

Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .

[@southofheaven15]

I've been sent to get Gorgon- I mean 𝕲𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖍𝖊𝖆 8:18

[@jamieeedden777]

The chemistry Hammond may and Clarkson have is amazing won't ever get a trio like this 3 on TV again always wanted to meet the 3 of them

[@beezerboy4152]

“Can I have cod and chips, _75 times”_

[@bumblebee__]

"HIV what?"

[@roowut]

the genuine look of happiness from hammond when he sees the taser

[@magicman7447]

7:21. This guy. XD He's just like: are they filming me? They are! Why are they filming me?

[@pandumiharja6769]

Where is your leg? I'm dead of laughing

[@BlueFlagAlpha]

same

[@joermnyc]

They missed the next line, “Ya zaiim vashi souvenieri.” [I want to eat your souvenirs]

[@elitesucka]

Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ..

[@boostconcept_]

If they done a show where they just buy random stuff, I’d still watch it

[@JMUDoc]

It's the fact that they leave the tags on all the clothes they buy that ALWAYS creases me🤣🤣

[@xenowilson]

Jeremy: "No, u don't need a brush." All us Canadians: "Amazing. Everything you just said, was wrong."

[@Mondoblasto0]

0:28 Clarkson: _(clearing throat)_ Hammond: _(approving)_ Sandwich Spread. Clarkson: Potted meat! Hammond: Beef spread... And thus the bunker kitchen was born!

[@zachvickers5242]

@AkG Season 19 Episode 5!

[@adeels97]

"Your suit is ready" Gets me every time 😂😂

[@elitesucka]

Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ...

[@Trija204]

Only these 3 legends can make something as boring as shopping funny and enjoyable.

[@Inspiration_YT_]

1:12 Look at Jeremy's face! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrHankHill]

5:04 He actually said "Do you have a wheelbarrow?"

[@JetFalcon710]

Yeah, but mistranslating things is funny

[@oOSNGOo]

The ultimate man line "I've *got* shoes"

[@elitesucka]

Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .

[@oOSNGOo]

@@elitesucka nice copypasta

[@HGmolotov]

@@oOSNGOo I bet he doesn't have shoes

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

"It's a bottle opener!" "It opens beer!" "Yes, we want them!" I don't think I've ever seen them move that quickly to buy something before.

[@bonafide_idiot]

One of the biggest mysteries on Earth is how their cameramen don't constantly laugh their asses off around them. That would be some iron-willed training.

[@tarawallis9823]

Be honest; who hasn’t wanted to drive through a supermarket in a car and smash into everything in sight?

[@dbclass4075]

That's what they did: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXStoYqwebKJpKc

[@killstacy8088]

Never in my life would i imagine i'd find myself entertained at a video of 3 men shopping

[@iXlnte]

1:59 I love when Jeremy jokes about a Hommonds size using objects! This one was funny, but the funniest one is that from Argentine/Chile when he bought him a newborn-size wool one piece!😂

[@whothefucktookmyeyebrows7126]

This is the most British thing I've ever seen

[@meyr1992]

Welcome to top gear

[@zidanezayed6596]

I took the eyebrows

[@matthewhopkins666]

Even the Vietnamese shop assistant girl laughs when Clarkson brings in the tiny suit for Hammond.

[@ihavenoname3014]

Jeremy asking a plant shop for gorgonzola will never not be funny.

[@playboijj1323]

3:23 bro these guys are family for knowing each other so well!

[@cherries4life387]

Love that delivery of "you'd never know" (5:07) So sarcastic.

[@hifidavid8335]

"well there's no point paying for daffodils, you can just go nick those from a roundabout" LMAOOO

[@flyshallowfax]

The way Hammond looks at 1:55 like he knew what was coming 😂

[@joeg8200]

Just the fact they drive in and through buildings as if its normal, is amazing.

[@nova8747]

"Tonight! Hammond drives a motorised shopping trolley. James complains about fashion. And I ask for gonorrhoea in a gardening centre."

[@twiggy1296]

Everyone looked at Jeremy like he was an idiot with the p45, but now it’s just genious with the virus

[@FurryWulfz]

"Jeremy Clarkson wants to know if we sell cheese at a garden centre."

[@greatsayain]

Speaking as a Canadian, you do need a brush.

[@WeMuckAround]

Spent last winter in Winnipeg. Can confirm the brush is essential

[@es0x]

Lol always fun when you get in your car and it’s an igloo because there was 2 feet of snow overnight

[@houdin654jeff]

But do you need brushy brushy to go with your scrapy scrapy? Are both necessary, I guess I’m asking... or can you make do with just one and Jeremy made the wrong choice?

[@greatsayain]

@@houdin654jeff yes you need both. You need the brush to get rid of big piles of snow on top of your car and the scraper to remove ice from the windows.

[@Jawsjawsjawsrg]

As a Minnesotan, I can concur with you analysis.

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

This comp looks like a coherent narrative, i wish there were a second part where they just build a cozy home together out of all these items

[@Avatarbee]

Lol at James trying to speak spanish and the spanish guy responding with "I don't understand you."6:50

[@stepha5926]

The 15 seconds 1:19 - 1:34 is absolutely brilliant!!

[@Themotivationcollector]

Everybody gangsta until the grand tour team start driving cars and tanks into the shopping centre

[@him050]

“Ginger beer’s a bit racy, don’t you think?” That will never not make me laugh 😂

[@TheBenjaman]

7:51 gets me every time... just everything about that moment is absolute perfection

[@mattb2382]

As a Canadian, seeing them shop at Canadian Tire just made my day

[@yuh-fv7ds]

"Scrapey scrapey, brushy brushy." -James May

[@elitesucka]

Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .

[@LUNE.44]

@@elitesucka please stop

[@sportssciotaku7149]

4:24, "I've had about six." Then he just talks on and on. I was laughing so hard.

[@WashedAMVs]

The quick cut in and out at 3:56 is everything

[@saksham375]

Why does it not include Clarkson buying a cabbage mispronouncing it for an apple?

[@hongsengchan9855]

*an cabbage

[@paulmoore394]

A apple

[@asaprocky3639]

6:29 you know you're short when you stand next to an Asian lady and she is almost as tall as you

[@subie1019]

My mom is 5’10😂😂 we are asian

[@zonelesilightore7016]

@@subie1019 she probably sticks out like the whack em all machines in the arcades.

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

How tall is he anyway? Coming from an Asian person lmao

[@link11913]

@@dothmotherknowyouwearth I believe hammond's around 5'6" (~168 cm)

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

@@link11913 I can see why everyone calls him short. Especially when he lives in England. Poor man, but even I’m taller than him.

[@alecmagill5337]

The best part is James telling the guy in Italian and then he replies in English 😂😂

[@redes9529]

1:15 the most British reaction when there told it’s a bottle opener on the glasses

[@earlofsmeg]

"Do you have an expensive aunt?" 😂😂😂😂

[@elitesucka]

Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ..

[@earlofsmeg]

@@elitesucka AMEN!!!

[@Zen_atm]

Clarkson,Hammond and May:*does literally anything* This channel:interesting

[@sperguette8669]

"But I'm a man!" Jeremy Clarkson is just naturally funny.

[@jericosunio9673]

Who else thought there was a headless man next to Hammond at 3:58

[@whaddyamean99]

Oh god where is their head? I can't see it

[@erinnorton6783]

Hammond reacting to the taser has to be my favourite 😂

[@elitesucka]

Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ..

[@erinnorton6783]

@@elitesucka right ok 👍

[@skydiamsteam6005]

@@elitesucka John 69:420 "Satan’s pretty chill"

[@Wallie8228]

Love the bit with The Stig and books... the folded paper to mark the books that were paid for so he could drop/damage them 🤣

[@netweed09]

2:10 *Scanning for Horsepower* Result: Null. Discard item.