KILL TONY

[@christianhbuck]

4:13 Bert Kreischer & Bobby Lee 6:10 Kill Tony Band + Top Shelf Brass Band 10:22 Sarah Fatemi 21:28 Paulina Combow 29:30 Jonny Roth 38:20 Cassandra Cass 50:26 Mark Ciara Mataro 1:00:44 Peter Kim 1:09:25 Malcolm Hatchett 1:16:50 Jess Wood 1:27:56 Sid Williams 1:37:33 outro

[@BudMasta]

U da mvp

[@rosinpot]

Thank you.

[@goodomenstudios4971]

The lords work

[@darthkrator9366]

Jess Williams roasted Bert

[@GathererThompson]

Guy ignoring King Jeremiah shouting "WHAT IS YOUR FATHER'S NAME?" is comedy gold.

[@YTmusicYTY]

Shit was whack.

[@ambrosia2297]

I was gathering packages to deliver and almost dropped them all laughing so hard!😂😂😂😂

[@devonchappell9536]

Hh man thing is

[@headybands]

1:31:31 - dude takes out his dab pen, rips the piss out of it, then casually blows the cloud into his trumpet and pretends to play a little squeedily deedily doo.

[@jr8841]

this is so underated...this had me dyingggggggggg good catch lol

[@olmosbananas]

@@jr8841 great catch. thats a classy trumpet player; keeping it low key, not distracting while on stage.

[@logazm9006]

yeah sinbad thought we didnt catch him getting high af

[@codelz187]

you are one observant fuck.

[@JG-tw2hs]

"Squeedily deedily doo" hhaaaahhaaa im dying over here

[@pmbu]

bert and bobby turning that one liner guy into a bit is the hardest ive laughed in so long... my 2 year old just asked whats wrong with me lmao

[@steverichards7469]

It's called a faggot. Lol. The definition of faggot is a bundle of sticks

[@CelsoF17]

BRUH when tony asked him does he repeat questions into alexa i laughed so luch lmao

[@garrettgriffin3877]

I went to McDonald's, what's hattenin

[@jakefromstatefarm8010]

Can you believe your 2 year old is now 6 since you’ve made this comment? Lmao

[@vavedern8860]

1:12:23 Bobby is such a great guy

[@ghostyglover]

VaVe DeRn dat burial icon is all im saying 🔥🔥🔥

[@JRL415]

I give thumb for burial

[@magicpro1552]

Burial is tite. Props Vave

[@sorryimsosad]

Thought I’d be the only one to respond about burial but was happily surprised

[@squin9954]

Bobby used to live in his car when he was struggling so he sympathizes with him

[@Derek_Keenan]

Goddamn Jeremiah was murdering for this entire podcast, he had me cracking up every time he spoke

[@EABuilder]

Also, it's almost unbelievable how many times he grabs the mic preparing to slam another one, but he only goes with it if the timing is right and does not interrupt other people - that's pretty pretty prettty cool.

[@aidansyracuse3338]

The Persian woman scream had me crying

[@Derek_Keenan]

@@EABuilder basically the polar opposite of Brendan Schaub 😂

[@aidansyracuse3338]

@@Derek_Keenan nah that dudes goated bruh

[@Derek_Keenan]

@@aidansyracuse3338 very true, i retract my statement

[@FrostyJokerr]

When Jess Wood made fun of Bert’s “fell asleep” joke I was wheezing 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Steve-i3b]

thats one of the best kill tony moments of all time

[@elijahthomas7750]

Burt’s reaction when Cassandra came on stage is the best 😂

[@cursedsense]

his reaction when she first speaks is even better lmfao and the look Burt gives Jeremiah had me rolling 38:25

[@Beeduddz]

Chaser!!!

[@Shakejunt241]

@@cursedsenseI laughed so hard he went 😳 haha

[@Naltddesha]

Bert’s really struggling with this whole “60 seconds of UNINTERRUPTED stage time” thing

[@gipperbark]

he didn't move the mic away from his mouth the entire show, the most self centered human being on Earth

[@mister-bellini]

@@gipperbark his fucking annoying laugh he does right in the mic the entire fucking time, annoying as fuck. Ruins every episode he's in. So fake

[@YoureWokeYoureBroke]

Joel with the absolutely most underrated comment ever "I knew he was from Texas cuz his words are chopped and screwed" LMFAO love it

[@mcmuffin7612]

Anything with bobbence Lee must be clicked

[@DJEMBEMOTION]

I'd rather click his bird tbh. Does he talk about his mini penis much? If there is some classic material, let me know and i'll check it out.,

[@strategicrecords]

Easily one of the best kill tony episodes ever

[@Lamedvavnik]

No more Mr rice guy 😂😂😂

[@themillzman420]

That shit killed me 🤣🤣

[@kvdrow]

I feel like I'm on an episode of yellow mirror...

[@nickp440]

Jeremiah had my stoned ass cracking up from the beginning. That persian mom scream was one of the funniest moments in KT history

[@doctoroctos]

20:01 😂

[@jan.plays.guitar]

*exhales Dude…compared to what?

[@r.alexander9075]

Kinda shit ngl there are uncountable better moments

[@nickp440]

@@r.alexander9075 your comment history tells me that youre an angry teenager

[@r.alexander9075]

@@nickp440 you going through people comment history to respond to people tells me you are an edgy little cnt

[@The__Gent]

29:00 Bobby Lee's reactions to the Texas guy is hilarious

[@RJYounglingTricking]

LOVEE seeing Bert and Bobby give advice and helping the comedians! Esp Bert w the girl, helping her create a bit. It helps the ppl watching too. Love it

[@-jq8gt]

Yes, exactly. Burnt has so many failing podcasts that there's always room for one more. Would love to see him have a workshop with noobs. He has a genuine enthusiasm and a kind heart and he sometimes offers surprisingly good advice.

[@dankrhino]

@@-jq8gt this was 3 years ago, let it go

[@Omnival1226]

@@dankrhino you are probably the life of any party huh

[@dankrhino]

@@Omnival1226 tagged the wrong guy

[@kaftie]

1:00:20 Tony: “Give it up for Peter Kim” - Bobby looking around like: “Oh shit, that’s my tribe!” 😂😂😂

[@aaronhelfor8764]

This is the funniest Jeremiah has ever been, and he’s usually pretty funny

[@sosagam]

What are you saying he got worse? Because this one’s old

[@emmetLshavinski]

40:53 I love seeing Bert figuring it out

[@hasanhusin8159]

I don't know why but when Bobby Lee said" a bartender walk into a bar...", i laugh so hard ....

[@nicksyoutubeaccount]

😂

[@HumanRoboBeatbox]

Wow more Bobby and Burt appearances please

[@suave6146]

Dinco422 first guy i’ve seen that doesn’t like bert. to each his own i guess

[@alexanderrose1071]

Robert Barlow nobody is going to read that, btw And you’re in the minority in your opinion of Bert

[@ShrimpDaddys]

@@simplycy919 Shut up

[@Philtr3]

@@ShrimpDaddys You replied to say that after 5 months?

[@ShrimpDaddys]

@@Philtr3 you replied one week after to say that?

[@SuperSenis]

It was nice getting to know Bert Kreischer's Number 1 Fan - Bert Kreischer.

[@slothbro2740]

props to bobby for hearing "still sleeps in his car and his car broke down" and he immediately goes to his pocket to get some cash

[@versacesunscreen7241]

bobby Lee is his own sideshow hahahah so funny

[@oldpennyloafers]

39:40 Bert staring furiously at the cord wrapped around the mic stand

[@yasirkadhim2940]

Omg 🤣🤣🤣 he's like in a hyperfixated trance, I can almost see the smoke coming out of his ears. Good catch.

[@JGerrity]

36:35 "I like to stay indoors, for like three days straight." I feel personally attacked, but also a semblance of solidarity. 🤣

[@ultimatedriversofmachinery]

We need bobby and bert back

[@edboiii_5530]

Bobby is scared of joe not gonna happen if you ever see Bobby on JRE it’ll happen for sure which we know he’s not gonna do

[@fentyfentyhash9675]

Just Bobby, not Bert.

[@tapatton9]

​@@fentyfentyhash9675I was going to make that exact comment, my brother in christ. However, Bert was almost tolerable for most of this episode.

[@fentyfentyhash9675]

@@tapatton9 your comment has me in my feels. I accept your verdict entirely. Much

[@G00GLEIsTR4SH]

Do we tho...? 🤭

[@makerstudios5456]

If my dad stole OJs paintings and went to prison, that would be my entire act. The OJ part alone is hilarious.

[@BreeMorgan43]

We gotta hear it. Have you ever tried stand up?

[@makerstudios5456]

@@BreeMorgan43 Yes. I went up four times a week for over a year. I’d kill to be on Kill Tony.

[@Benginator1]

Bobby Lee beaming with pride is adorable 1:01:00 Also 1:01:50 Bobby telling Brian to let him keep going for a little while and Brian nodding like yeah I was thinking the same. That's neat. ALSO again 1:01:55 the orchestra guy whispering to his fellow trumpeteers that they should do the asian melody thingy then smiling afterwards. This was an awesome episode

[@CauseAndorEffect]

Long Live the Slept Kingdom!! Nosotros Papaya!!

[@WeHeartMC]

Nosotros Papaya to you too my friend!!

[@inkfr0]

Facts!

[@mardecaart8029]

Nosotros papaya

[@bernwardhusistein6693]

NP!

[@badascan8910]

@@bernwardhusistein6693 y w t o o I d l. S T F T

[@shaneheiden5448]

I’m disgusted that I have to watch Bert in order to see Bobby.

[@moisaysgar2391]

Aw 😂 cmon dude

[@jakefromstatefarm8010]

The worst part of any show with the friend group of comedians is that every once in a while they have to have Bert on because he’s an arena act for some reason…

[@WestminsterDoornobblers]

@@jakefromstatefarm8010 As much as it might hurt your feelings, it's because he is funny and likeable

[@chillbrojazzkins9999]

Probably my favorite episode of Kill Tony ever.

[@r.alexander9075]

Is it still your fav now?

[@littleking4841]

I ain’t NEVAH gonna stop discovering KillTony

[@KVille76]

Watching in 2024 Jeremiah Watkins has been killing it for so long 🔥🔥🔥

[@luisrosariotheefficientent826]

Bobby is my favorite comedian God bless that guy brings laughter to millions

[@towelie4625]

The transition lady spat on his hand 😅

[@chadheydt8221]

😂

[@dooglemaples1914]

Respect the fuck out of Bobby, praising his boy, laughing at his jokes and making sure he finished his joke

[@lo1313]

“The machine & the washing machine.” ONE OF THE MOST UNDERRATED JOKES EVER!!! #joelllllberrrrg

[@guilty326]

when was that? didn't catch it

[@lo1313]

Rootless AK at 57:25 !

[@mitchconnor8764]

No more Mr rice guy was just as good 🤣

[@lo1313]

Mitch Connor completely agree!

[@dougtond1380]

I don't get it. Wasn't he referring to Mark as the washing machine?

[@det.caribou7405]

One of my absolute favourite episodes and the first Kill Tony I ever watched ❤️ ❤️

[@vivienmartin225]

That band entrance was one of the best things in comedy history

[@yasirkadhim2940]

It will be immortalised here on the Internet. Humans will watch it in hundreds of thousands of years and I like to think that some of them will not be able to distinguish the fact that this was recorded wayyy after medieval times, so they will think the costumes they wore were historically accurate lmao.

[@zacharykingston1046]

Tony steers the ship better than anyone..appreciate u tony...

[@ikedewinter1213]

This one is definitely an al time classic the band guests bucket pulls all perfect chaos

[@izzycosby4059]

Redban looks exactly like the dude from storage wars.

[@tonyfrieson5721]

YUP

[@trevorbalm4926]

Looks like he belongs in world series of poker

[@matthewblunderbuss4545]

He is

[@boat_house_at_the_himbo_dome]

you mean Storage ROors

[@jacobcherlin6110]

Dude literally used a SPM line in his comedy set "I tried to mix codeine with doctor pepper but it taste like medicine, I'm fighting and wrestling"

[@macaronitony9569]

What song was that

[@jacobcherlin6110]

@@macaronitony9569 Stay on your grind

[@YoureWokeYoureBroke]

@@jacobcherlin6110 free spm

[@MrGreen876]

Chomo line

[@allanl4857]

I was wondering who else noticed

[@salem927]

Bobby's listening face is so awesome 😂

[@PiscesSista]

That stomp that Cassandra Cass was doing had me rolling! I've only seen women do that in movies 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cranberrycanvas]

"they wanted to put me in FUBU and braid my hair" lolol

[@416ix]

When Bert does that high pitch voice well laughing i don’t want to live anymore

[@Eye_Rant]

It’s actually the worst so annoying

[@CathaterW]

1:26:50 loved when she owned Bert there. He was getting annoying up to that point

[@richyyyyyy97]

Bert is so fucking annoying I wish everyone would stick it to him when he is annoying af. Which is every time he thinks hes being funny

[@mandylicious7083]

"it's not fucking working bert " all time best lines

[@daryngoodwin9377]

Bert really thought that was a girl. He looked ashamed when he found out.

[@seanmatthewking]

I mean, girl is the appropriate term.

[@richyyyyyy97]

Sean... Oh how the times have changed

[@campos9896]

@@seanmatthewking is it the right term?

[@chrishalpert4894]

“CONFRONT YOUR FATHER TO A DUEL RIGHT NOW !”

[@philosophyexplained]

Jeremiah never misses a shot

[@johnroder5675]

1:05:03

[@Illingmesoftly]

Anyone here in 2043?

[@robgon7155]

Here in 2001

[@Illingmesoftly]

@@robgon7155 never forget

[@Odin31b]

Not yet..

[@patrickx9865]

Anyone else notice theres like a huge most replayed spike on one particular comic?

[@_Tox1c1ty_]

Showed up in 1832 ni***r

[@amerik556]

Bro big ups for Bobby n bert they actually wanna help

[@tyleralexander8251]

That’s why I like when them or joe rogan are on they give good tips and advice for continuing their comedy career

[@towelie4625]

Props to the man holding the bass drum for as long as he did 👏

[@AdamSmith-rp9ej]

too funny! I love how willing these comics are to take shots at each other 😆

[@mrbeans2425]

Bert and that damn Mic stand! lol. Gotta also love how when Bobby hears about how Malcolm lives/sleeps out of his car and it broke down, without even a thought, reaches into his pocket to give him some cash. lol

[@freeman7079]

I love the new band so much….but I think I miss Jeremiah even more.

[@Jacqie_Lee]

I fell asleep with my headphones in, and at some point this video came up, causing me to dream I was hanging out in a luxury hotel with Bobby, Bert, and Tony while the Persian girl performed.

[@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat]

🧢

[@robertoseveno]

sexy 😄

[@Skipxd]

"Meow, thats all i got" was the funniest part of this entire episode !

[@Sjoerd2212]

oh man, i'm rewatching this but Jeremiah's entrance!! amazing!

[@stacksmasher]

"The Asian one that shoots water up your ass.... Bobbie Lee ladies and gentlemen!" So funny... so so funny!

[@JackSather]

Malcolm Hatchet, LOVE that comic.

[@reecegraves3738]

%100 he was the best here

[@oakland439]

love seeing young comics getting love - especially that Malcolm dude. you can see how much this means to him.

[@daltonmm3675]

that jonah hill looking dude definitely got talent especially for his first time.

[@tylerk3616]

He was really good, just talked a bit fast and tripped over his words. I liked the pepto bismol joke.

[@jjcruz4307]

I really don’t get all the negative comments in here. Doing this off the cuff is not easy (speaking of the amateur and pro comedians). I was entertained the whole time. Tony, Jeremiah and crew put on a great show. If you can do better create the content. If you don’t enjoy this you don’t have to watch. You paid nothing for it and there are plenty of other entertainment options in the world. What is the point of posting a negative comment like, “so and so wasn’t funny” etc. You don’t have to listen. If you aren’t enjoying it why not just move on?

[@thesergiorevengeshow]

Let me take some deep dives into episodes. Bobby and Bert? Yes, please!

[@stephen4541]

first episode of Kill Tony I ever watched and still going strong today

[@samomac]

40:56 The moment Bert realizes it's a dude lol

[@SynchronicitySequence]

"Well I would have made that mistake"

[@Nova-Rift]

Why is this show not a million times more popular?

[@Nova-Rift]

Let's get this guy on the stage plz ^

[@von...]

reminds me of this one time an audience member

[@techbass9440]

Bert's face when the trans lady started talking. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[@Derek_Keenan]

slartibartfast85 how dare you misgender it

[@milesjones8931]

What’s that song they play at 29:27?

[@sonofbasedgod]

Miles Jones I’m also looking let me know if you find it

[@milesjones8931]

Lucas Digonnet will do, it sounds very familiar

[@TravisLee1018]

As somebody who lives in Louisiana near Texas ole dude with the brown shirt is KILLING ME 🤣🤣🤣 it’s funny AF how Bert can’t understand him but I hear him clearly it’s freaking hilarious

[@EmmieMTexas]

100%🤣😂

[@steeveejee4647]

"you look like a woman more than my wife" good luck with your divorce burt 😂

[@CC-sb7hv]

Bobby looks so uncomfortable it's hilarious

[@meggiemegggs]

Trying to make eye contact with every comic on stage. It killed me😂.

[@roltthehunter]

Jess Wood was really awesome in the interview,, her set was not really my thing, but she seems like a really cool person, and I hope she has all the success in the world.

[@comfykeegs]

Still waiting on a video where Brian Redban does anything remotely funny

[@the-mma-guru]

is he a comedian?

[@the-mma-guru]

@Jekyll Hyde yeah since this ive watched his stand up and decided that im going to pursue stand up comedy full time in america

[@the-mma-guru]

@Jekyll Hyde hold my beer

[@CR1SWELL]

HEY ITS REDBAN HERE JUST TRYING TO ATTACH MY NAME TO ANYTHING EXCEPT A MCDONALDS RESUMè WHERE I BELONG!

[@CR1SWELL]

The only stand up he's ever done is waiting in line at Chipotle, until Uber Eats was invented. @Jekyll Hyde

[@zackfe130]

This show inspires people to be brave. That's what makes it great.

[@juice8990]

Bobby and Bert actually giving advice is great, I appreciate that s***

[@Renegade423]

Tony and redbans relationship now compared to the latest episode is completely different.makes me wonder if its really a bit or if there annoyed of each other forreal

[@D__Rich]

Watching Bert’s face transition while Casandra performs is fucking hilarious 😂😂 @38:08

[@bzeee6537]

Chopped and Screwed joke got slept on

[@FlyGuy_1525]

Redban straight calling bullshit on those aboortions was great 😂😂

[@rogerelzenga4465]

57:08 when 2 berts meet...

[@noahharju]

Jeremiah absolutely killed this episode

[@618predatorhunters8]

taking mic's from the band was definitely the move, these old episodes are painful sometimes

[@jfmgunner]

This is a fascinating exercise in tolerating the diarrhea coming out of everyone's mouth and waiting for Bert and Bobby to talk

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

Isn't that the magic of Killtony? The unprepared idiots who bomb are my favorite part.

[@gardenlover9663]

"No more Mr. Rice Guy." Best thing I have ever heard on Kill Tony.

[@Aaron.Drake.Ames.]

38:21 Tony and Cassandra got the same voice 🤣

[@lifewalkerusa136]

Tell my husband to stop laughing. I'm trying to watch my show.

[@lifewalkerusa136]

50:25 interview

[@MrKinghuman]

I thought bobby and bert would be not good, but they actually were the best in helping the comics

[@hellow7252]

Cant even enhoy this episode with bert being bert

[@ryancarona4199]

bobby is like a proud dad with peter

[@hockeymike333]

Bring this band back for a special please. They did great.

[@emmettriley3420]

Best version of the band ever

[@ernestwood8813]

Bert sounds like beaker from the Muppets when he talks and laughs

[@noahcorbitt7259]

Best band duos of all time, Top Shelf Brass Brand X Kill Tony Band🔥

[@letsssgooo4618]

I like Bert when he’s just talking but Jesus Christ there’s him laughing and Still trying to talk at the same time is fucking torture. And be never stops lol

[@bobhope5773]

Persia no longer exists, it is about time they called them selves Iranian. Only in america do they call themselves Persian, in the UK Iranian's call themselves Iranian's and we accept them as that! I'm wondering if Americans have a problem with people calling them selves Iranian?

[@UltrUGaming]

No, iranian themselves don't want to associate with the Islamic regime in Iran. Who can blame them?

[@RestrictedAirspacePodcast]

“She’s going the wrong way…” lol 😂