Killing As Many People As Possible while Dressed As Santa Claus in Hitman

[@TKinfinity01]

Krampus: “Yo bro I’m sick, could you do a couple things for me?” Santa Claus: “HO HO I GOT U”

[@totallynothatguy]

HO HO HOMOCIDE

[@motherofthesacredrealm9835]

You’re at a party, drinking and talking to friends, the air was chilly and you were slightly drunk. You see a piece of red, moving beside an open door. Santa comes through the door with an axe, blood still dripping. Instead of expecting Santa’s arrival, the guards start shooting, but Santa quickly takes them down while yelling in an Irish accent. You’re scared for your life and cower in fear, Santa comes over to you, bloody and exhausted, still yelling. He kills all of your friends before moving onto you, a sharp, dull pain goes through your head and you feel weak, collapsing to the ground and slowly letting death consume you. Seems like Santa didn’t get his cookies this year.

[@nonachark]

U should be a writer

[@Caellx]

Would be a good Christmas thriller story.

[@jasonhu9505]

Seems like a pretty boring Christmas this year

[@larrybutz742]

But before you were hit in the head, he whispers in your ear. _”Watch the next video. Or else.”_ He then hits you in the head with the axe, and your vision slowly fades to black as you hear him yelling in an Irish accent. You know what he’s signing. You hear him sing _”Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong.. West Virginia, mountain mama, take me home, country roads...”_

[@spumy_plughole1191]

"A sharp, dull pain"

[@ハ嵐マ]

*"I don't like your face."* *Immediately suspicious*

[@HardGuess]

racism in a nutshell?

[@PradeepKari]

If you're naughty, Santa will give you an axe to your head.

[@cheesecakelasagna]

I legit read it as "Santa will give head to your axe."

[@elianad.9646]

So he's the Anti-Christ?

[@e-clog4494]

It's time for Santa to axe the questions.

[@Mr_Original]

@@cheesecakelasagna What the hell? 😂

[@drawnwithlove3499]

@@cheesecakelasagna honestly I kinda wanna see how good Santa's he- er, axe game is. Putting up 100$ for the minimum amount of blood drops

[@SeaGLGaming]

Well, at least there's 105 less people on the naughty list next year

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

@「 OKAY 」 So be good for your own sake.

[@thepathogenicruler1399]

Welp too late for me, I've already been naughty.

[@cinnamongunfire]

6999999895 left to go!

[@Hickersonia]

Now 131 people who hate Santa... Ridiculous!

[@williamprather9620]

SeaGL Gaming thanks for the count

[@jacksongraham8061]

He's making a hit list He's checking it twice He's gonna make sure you're bloody and sliced SANTA CLAWS IS COMMIN' TO TOWN

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

He sees you when your screaming He knows when you're breathing He knows if you've been killed or not so be dead for goodness sake.

[@meinsword]

@Emre Sengul AAAA

[@therealplaguerat]

He'll ensure you're eternally sleeping His axe guarantees you'll never wake You know it's the end So just die for Santa's sake

[@TheIrishDino]

It's the season of giving... *RT GIVES US DEATH*

[@kirbygriffin1]

Christmas funny moments

[@facetedfreefall4502]

*LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S HALLS ARE GETTING DECKED*

[@seunghoonhan1672]

ANGEL OF DEATH

[@floppydisksareop]

On the first day of christmas RT gave to me A candied freaking crowbar to my intestines :P

[@TheRhythym]

Country rooooooaaaaads take me hooooooooome...

[@flard1754]

2:45 Santa: falls off an edge from 30 feet Random guy: someones been hurt. I’m gonna go see if I can help.

[@tornadotaylor8956]

No santas body almost crushed a man who was down there U can tell by the *non target killed* and he had already killed santa with a neck snap.

[@dannythompson3866]

He should start adding a kill counter to his videos

[@aaronrichards2842]

it'd be in the billions considering what he did to all of europe in cities skylines.

[@zuko6861]

@@aaronrichards2842 Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads All my memories, gather round her Modest lady, stranger to blue water Dark and dusty, painted on the sky Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me Radio reminds me of my home far away Driving down the road I get a feeling That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads Take me home, down country roads Take me home, down country roads

[@wx7fm]

To every single video of his. On every single video, there should be a, "Killed this game session," and a, "Killed in total," counter

[@LulitaInPita]

@@wx7fm that would be a lot of deaths to calculate

[@bornofpixels]

@The Omega Blade what you're thinking of is an ongoing kill counter... I like it

[@thecourierulysses6275]

Santa's beard is only white because Santa found constantly cleaning the blood out of his beard after Christmas to be a hassle, so he bleaches it.

[@Mr_Original]

Figures...

[@daddylonglegs3698]

Comet240 he doesn’t even bother with his clothes

[@whatsthatsupposedtomean3104]

_Deck the halls with blood and organs_

[@schnozz4262]

What's that supposed to mean? Jingle bells shotgun shells

[@dnkestptt]

Fa-la-la-la-la, La,-la-la-la-laaaaa!

[@two-face1041]

Scootadooloodood axes in head

[@downwardspiral8501]

_Plenty_ _of_ _bodies_ _for_ _the_ _harvest_

[@VBandit47]

FALALALALA-LALA-LA-LA

[@bundleoffuck2986]

Instead of coal in their stockings, it’s going to be what’s left of the parents.

[@cheese4467]

I dont think rt would spare the children if he had the chance. The stocking just might be a family value pack

[@TristinBailey]

All of this is great.

[@buckowens2841]

He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good. *_So be good for goodness sake_*

[@kelekona5459]

Buckowens Aka some random guy, Is that a threat?!

[@AnnaSwiftpaw]

This song suddenly become more threatening

[@can0cringe]

You better watch out You better watch out _You Better Watch Out_ _You BettEr wAtCH ouT_ *_You better watch out_* *_YOU BETTER WATCH OUT_*

[@wingfighter4617]

And *YOU BETTER NOT CRY*

[@bapabs]

TEARS MAKE THE *AXE* SLIPPERY

[@ItsGemystic]

I love how there’s just Animal Crossing music casually playing in the background as RT murders everyone! XD

[@holly_-gb5mf]

Shadow Kitten you clearly haven’t played animal crossing a lot... it’s toy day 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@laughable6650]

Skyla Purrs that’s the christmas day music from AC lol

[@RickhunterSDF1]

There was Christmas music

[@shenaniganscat4663]

The "Watch another video. Or else." Felt especially threatening after this particular video...

[@micaylarobbins5727]

Shenanigans Cat It gets more and more threatening with each video

[@larrybutz742]

*It becomes more and more like whatever happened in the video will happen to you*

[@gigachadgaming1551]

Someone’s halls are getting DECKED

[@atrapdr6251]

HA! 😂😂😂

[@starplatinumgamergaming1163]

As RT is Giving the Naughty a time to be WRECKED

[@missingindy]

Chistoph Ludwig Von Stille I know u stole that from tumblr

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

@@missingindy it's more of a reference than it being stolen

[@spritepepsiplushes8353]

@@atrapdr6251 He HAS! 😂😂😂

[@suungs]

*shoots at santa* *santa teleports* “WHAT?”

[@bobbobber4810]

Santa enter in people houses... and he got shoot a couple of times so the elves create him a magic belt that teleport him away when someone shoot at him. Sadly, this only work for guns.

[@TrolledBy]

*Teleports behind* "Ho ho ho..."

[@Yuuni_Shiroza]

@@TrolledBy NANII?

[@cre6144]

santa more like sans

[@oddacity5883]

“Omea wa, Merry Christmas-su shinderu”

[@themarshy83]

Politicians: " Videogames cause violence!" Rtgame: I can explain

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Well he is technically a criminal, breaking into people’s houses

[@Rolo_DS2]

Your gay /r washdasher ha funny time ahh it not obkous nor funy jok Ha ha I'm try to harder

[@Rolo_DS2]

Ha

[@Rolo_DS2]

Hmm

[@Rolo_DS2]

India

[@Rolo_DS2]

Santa no give our presunt to you

[@nothoughts172]

... "It was the night before christmas and all through the mansion Not a creature was stirring no man left standing people were hung on the chimney with care covered in strands of saint nick's bloody beard hair that's why i love watching your streams RT

[@Ashley_2005.]

69 nice

[@vlaamscherp]

Home Alone 7 looks great

[@somepizzaguy8855]

Actually, it would be Home Alone 6.

[@redsorren9562]

Home alone 47

[@somepizzaguy8855]

@Stefan Brockelbank Is this an inside joke that I'm missing?

[@troubletruffle154]

Home alone 76

[@Jack0Lantern0531]

N U K E T H E S U R V I V O R S If there are any

[@TheAnnoyingF2P]

This is the prequel to Viscera Cleanup Detail: Santa's Rampage.

[@tron.6041]

FreeToPlay Scout this is the origin story.

[@Matryoshkandroid]

i didnt see "in hitman" for a second there and for some reason didnt bat an eye

[@cee_ves]

Amber Law it’s just that common now

[@carl3710]

I thought it was FO76 and was severely disappointed in RT for giving $20 to Bethesda.

[@AViewCado69420]

Who knew surfing the internet for to long could desensitized a man.

[@visibleconfusion9894]

at first i read the title but i didn't read the last 2 words

[@timmbonator039]

Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? So, how many have you got already?

[@definitelyahuman5663]

Congrats on 90,000 subs

[@PugnaciousProductions]

So you didn’t read "in hitman"?

[@cheesecakelasagna]

@@PugnaciousProductions dazza joke

[@PugnaciousProductions]

CheesecakeLasagna oh. cuz Kevin kills everything whenever he gets the chance.

[@HTPCYMC]

There have been a lot of naughty people this year...

[@corn6960]

How to properly clean your metal computer wow ur early

[@thebodyshop-satsumaenergis3268]

Wow hi

[@thebodyshop-satsumaenergis3268]

So good to see you

[@nikballs979]

Like the people who created KZbin Rewind 2018

[@darian7181]

U the flappy bird guy?

[@toxic_bisxut]

The fact Animal Crossing music is playing makes this so amusing.

[@toxic_bisxut]

@Lucy Cooke This was over a year ago... And it says in the description. "Music is Animal Crossing New Leaf - Toy Day" And it mainly plays at the end.

[@creeperhunterD]

@Lucy Cooke It is though

[@True-Awkwardness]

"That did-" (Guy walks in) "HEY YOU, STOP!" *casually throws axe in his head.* (Continues to talk) "That, that didn't happen. That didn't happen if you're watching on KZbin." Oh RT...

[@cuzzisaidsoyay3324]

Been stuck in this “watch another video or else” for about 7 hours now

[@ninjaamber]

It's been over a year for me at this point... I haven't seen the sun in a while...

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

Pro tip: You can eatch someone else's video without a warning like thatbas he never specified which video.

[@ParzivalTheThird]

Santa’s dementia is kicking in. He’s forgotten the meaning of Christmas.

[@michaelm9975]

He's lost his mind! Someone get a straight-jacket and call the insane asylum quick!

[@kyleninjagokyle6717]

Michael Mao they can’t get to him he’s killing everyone who trys!

[@joelhaggis5054]

*remembered

[@larrybutz742]

Joel Haggis perfect reply.

[@ghosteondogedoge4787]

You better not cry You better not try You better not struggle I'm telling you why Santa clause is killing in town... He stalks you when you're sleeping He kills you when you're awake He knows his axe is drenched in blood So hide! for goodness sakes

[@fatscruff1131]

Most youtubers for a Xmas special play a Christmas game Or do a Xmas vlog or something But RT Instead murders people while dressed as Santa I love it

[@crazymannxl]

Nerdcubed did too

[@dog0409]

“Santa very clearly came out of this room, murdered a guy with an axe”😂😂 amazing!!!

[@StickMaster500]

*🦀 CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED 🦀*

[@nightavenger375]

First reply

[@asaaii3872]

Nah it’s only just begun

[@bornofpixels]

christmas is gone!

[@glitch3579]

That sniper is a bloody spy!

[@dominicelwell5468]

@@bornofpixels obama is gone!

[@zacharylerner4384]

I demand the Jackson 5 clip!!

[@renbies2304]

_Santa made a new punishment for the naughty list, instead of coal, you get an axe to the face!_ _Gonna be real here, I think this way is much better and more effective of getting rid of naughty people._

[@encajado6302]

bUt OnLy ThE gUaRdS

[@lukemorrison7603]

Taffychips That’s pretty much the plot of Silent Night: Deadly Night

[@josephfield6969]

Deathnote anyone?

[@DaNuker]

5:20 I like how that one guard just sees what happens and is goes "nahhh" and runs away lmao

[@BLigitemate]

Damn, you really jingled their bells

[@LJay205]

*balls

[@LARAUJO_0]

He jingled their jangles

[@OlliOtter]

0:13 OOOOOHHHHHHhhhhh So THAT’S how Santa gets to every house so quickly

[@mranimazing2190]

*MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL*

[@Eantrin]

And a happy new year

[@nickwilde2569]

That's offensive, don't call us filthy animals, I am very clean, I take showers, sure it's in shit, but I do take showers

[@akmalamanullah3394]

6:22 Head cut in two "ouch"

[@zonc7805]

How extensive is the naughty list?

[@cee_ves]

kazooboi_ even Santa is on it now

[@zonc7805]

😂

[@shaz09219]

||-//

[@oozingoctopus9648]

There is no naughty list anymore... they’re all dead

[@nickhoffman5848]

kazooboi_ long enough for Santa to let krampas do the job this year

[@gnomeman5808]

“We got a shot off on Santa” That is my new favorite sentence

[@b_scuit]

Christmas roads, take me home

[@theoutcast5433]

North polee,mountain snow

[@kelekona5459]

Take me home, Christmas roads!

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

0:57: TFW you feel like something is chasing you so you start climbing 2 stairs at a time.

[@jansiwicki5300]

Now I know what happens to people on Santa’s naughty list

[@cardboardbox331]

Did anyone notice that Santa had an “Illegal Weapon”. Santa... what were you doing?

[@LucasMBoysOurRoy]

I had a dream that the Sonic comic used the term “normie” regularly

[@daviddavedav]

that sounds epic

[@epicgamer9766]

kool

[@Memmyrabilia]

Rad

[@epicgamer9766]

so groovy I had to comment a second time.

[@ItsGemystic]

That was out of context but okay! 👍🏼

[@lil_cubo6290]

*Santa Teleports* "You should have gone for the head"

[@kochang9802]

The Christmas is near and here i saw a santa killing people

[@dustybiondo5414]

In real life?

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

He's Injured! Follow the milk-and-cookie scented blood!

[@ACKRYL]

Santa was tired of giving people happiness, so instead he became a hitman

[@LJay205]

It's like giving naughty people coal for christmas, but instead of coal you jam an axe into their forehead.

[@LulitaInPita]

More like a mass killer...

[@overlorddoge1952]

That’s not a hit man but a mass murderer

[@Deltarii]

🎵Jingle Bells, Santa kills.🎵 🎵Santa murdering all the way!🎵 🎵Oh what fun Santa has storing the bodies on a one horse open sleigh!🎵 🎵Hey!🎵

[@i-win]

He knows when you're sleeping; he knows you're awake

[@noahquayle9685]

Santa bathes in everyone's blood this year

[@argonaut640]

Have you heard the Weird Al song "The Night Santa Went Crazy"? If so, this is an accurate reenactment of what happened in that song.

[@WatcherPrime]

No reindeer bits though... 7/10, might watch again.

[@tannerburke1216]

This was the first time I had the opportunity to tune into an RT stream, and it was honestly amazing! "Santa needs an UZI"

[@strinkfamily1940]

♪Stain the halls with blood of RT's prey♪ ♪Fa la la la laaaaa la la la laaaaa♪ ♪'Tis the season to ruin everyone's day♪ ♪Fa la la la laaaaa la la la laaaaa♪

[@Snnoy]

“Dang it, Santa! I said you need to bring your sleigh, not bring your axe to slay!”

[@JulyTheNeon]

Man this is the first stream of his I watched and now I realize how much is cut from it XD

[@JulyTheNeon]

@The Omega Blade ... would it be wrong if I...had footage of the part he said wouldn't be on KZbin?

[@thewanderers97]

@@JulyTheNeon DELIVER THE GOODS

[@JulyTheNeon]

@@thewanderers97 if I uploaded it to my channel, is that perfectly ok woulda think? I don't monetize, especially on my old channel...so it's probably ok, right? Especially if I say it's his stream and not mine

[@Jasmine-pc4qp]

I love how the targets are named after the robbers in Home Alone

[@SaadTheGlad]

Ozzy they are ?! That’s so awesome

[@Jasmine-pc4qp]

@@SaadTheGlad yeah one of em's called harry and the other one's called marv

[@jeke7932]

Those who didn’t watch the stream missed out

[@noahsimonson6571]

how so?

[@StrogenZalec9456]

Noah Simonson he played happy Christmas music while he tried to kill every guard in the mansion. It was so beautiful. The best song was Jackson Five's Christmas song while he was in a firefight with about 20 guards.

[@MrMoofisAwesome]

link to twitch vod?

[@MrMoofisAwesome]

@@maxjamon3915 ok, thank you.

[@MrMoofisAwesome]

@@maxjamon3915 i should be able to find it, but a link would be so much easier. yes please, if it's not too much of a bother.

[@alekikxs]

I love how you put the goddamn animal crossing music in the background as you were chopping at people with your festive axe. Really sets the mood, doesn't it?

[@Lil_Nugget1203]

Ladies and gents this is what happens when your naughty on Christmas *you get shot/stabbed to death*

[@asagoldsmith3328]

You're

[@kibuw8346]

9:30 Guard: if you don’t come out *right now*- Stabby Clause: Comes out just to axe him

[@Khirillin]

Santa came early What does he wan-

[@itsCh4rl1e]

I'm so glad I made it for the live stream of this, there were so many beautiful shenanigans that youtube just won't allow and this video barely scratches the surface of the insane man that RT really is

[@Alphie-nf1lm]

This Christmas RTGame doesn't have a wish list he's got a hit list and on the top of it is saint Nicolas

[@videogamemusic2962]

Alphie1007 Stolen from Danny Gonzalez 0/10

[@Alphie-nf1lm]

@@videogamemusic2962 Dude, it's a joke

[@videogamemusic2962]

Alphie1007 yeah, but you shouldn’t steal things

[@totalcreativegaming6681]

Haha, I love the dark play on the classic Christmas rhyme “The Night Before Christmas”.

[@bugbug44]

*santa is done with little timmy's bs and has decided that coal isnt enough*

[@shimaescott4640]

The sound of RT’s axe splitting people’s skulls open... was actually REALLY satisfying

[@heroicdorkgoop4850]

When can we get the montage of RT killing everyone with Santa Clause is Coming to Town? It will probably be his most loved video

[@ms.bumblebee7975]

5:50 IT’S RAININ’ MEN

[@Doc-rr7to]

Home Alone but the other way around.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

So if you're naughty, Santa comes down your chimney and kills you. Sleep tight.

[@R520]

You could upload the 5mins of pure death to yt

[@somethingguy912]

"Your Missile Toe is no match for my TOW Missile!'

[@PixelPalettes]

I was happily listening to the Toy Day music while listening to murder in the background-

[@22bens2]

During the stream The part where the music was playing was a jam

[@Ethan-or5ei]

Silent Night Deadly Night 6; RT’s Comin’!

[@encajado6302]

Seems like the massacre with the Santa outfit while christmas music is playing in the background couldn't get here.

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

*_Santa's Slay 2: The Gift That Keeps On Giving_*

[@marconde897]

You and Call me Kevin. You two are the blast of Npcs.

[@West-brook]

welcome to Santa's amazing killing spree of the century

[@autumations6781]

Oh boy do I just love getting in the holiday spirit

[@BigSpore]

When Santa gunned down all those people on RT’s twitch the audio got muted for a few minutes so you did not miss anything

[@Penguin1535-p7b]

Silent night, hitman addition

[@swagchu6737]

"he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows how to murder you with out a trace in sight. you better watch out, you better think twice,that list is growing every night, of children he slays with might"

[@DaxTaylor.440]

I found my 4 year old niece watching this.... now he says that Santa is a bad guy

[@SoulburgersSoll]

“Niece” and “he”... hold on a second something doesn’t add up here.

[@DaxTaylor.440]

Bryan Sollberger oh shit yeah you’re right I meant the other one

[@plant7371]

"niece" "he" what

[@Calum79]

That feeling when everyone you know and love is killed by Santa... RT: It's the Holiday Season!

[@missingindy]

“Is there any guards left I think I killed them all” Me when I enter a restricted area in watchdogs 2

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

This is what the spirit of christmas is all about; giving pain, and taking lives.

[@DovahKanye]

*Malus Necessarium* you did what you had to RT.

[@jem5636]

I love how it was through this video that we learned that the guards don't respawn

[@user-BadUsername]

It’s gonna be a red Christmas

[@gracenblackwelder7727]

6:03 it's rainin men

[@matthewboire6843]

Halaluia

[@mrpeanut728]

You: kills a bunch of people with a axe as Santa on a game KZbin: well time to *DEMONITIZE*

[@alpha10prior40]

Here's Santa! The Shining reference because Santa is literally an Ax-Murderer lol

[@tango8087]

Deck the halls of more RTGaming

[@hazeltree7738]

Deck the halls with guts so bloody tralalalalalala.

[@floppydisksareop]

deck the halls with bloody corpses as well

[@iris4028]

you better watch out, you better watch out, yoU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT-

[@skriddle8667]

this is giving me flashbacks of silent deadly night

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

*Santa's Slay laughing in the distance as he points out that, "You're next."*

[@joshuaatherton9249]

'Looks like the naughty list wasn't enough, Billy.'