Killing People with Turds in Mordhau

It's only smellz! Only d'smell!
This one was fun if a little time consuming. Those turds are tricky to get a hold of, and when they're gone, they're gone! Hope you all enjoy!
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[@brunol.8608]

When you're asked to organize the Dung-Covered Peasants Convention

[@RawkL0bster]

Where is it?

[@yashuab.2979]

@@RawkL0bster tis that way

[@RawkL0bster]

@@yashuab.2979 I thank thee!

[@brunol.8608]

@@yashuab.2979 And they say chivalry's dead!

[@Hanryang_1]

"You sir, smell like something that was ejected from the backside of a diarrhetic horse!"

[@skeemanswarmachine2617]

"The dung covered peasant convention is that way"

[@jonathanlee5314]

@@skeemanswarmachine2617 Ahoooyy!

[@catzisworld]

i always thought it said diabetic wolf

[@allen3286]

we NEED turds as a weapon option when you pick the peasant perk!

[@Deargrigh]

Hahaha yeah, tell me about it! I was honestly rethinking my entire life with the amount of time I spent standing behind horses waiting for them to poop for this video.

[@Deargrigh]

@@thenamelessguy7357 YES

[@pink-vu1jm]

@@Deargrigh Diarrhea cost: -2(this will give you points) Every time you battlecry, you lose 5 hp and dropping a turd right from behind.

[@Deargrigh]

@@pink-vu1jm I'd have it on every loadout

[@zablogful]

@@Deargrigh Only for the peasant tho, since a knight should be eating properly.

[@doorknob5223]

Imagine the kind of tensile strength, hardness, and velocity those turds must have to be able to *kill someone upon impact*

[@themechanist7875]

The comically large splash it makes on impact is never going to be not funny

[@SoakieCat]

I didn't find it funny tho, bad sense of humour I guess

[@kokaito7913]

@@SoakieCat I didn't find your comment neccecary tho, bad taste I guess

[@SoakieCat]

@@kokaito7913 I was referring to me having a bad sense of humour, not him or anyone else

[@kokaito7913]

@@SoakieCat in that case, my apologies m8

[@dumdum47]

Yeah ...

[@methyl5682]

those damn constipated horses

[@HORDE36]

We're all at the Dung-covered Peasants-Convention now.

[@tomwilson3969]

My most memorable kill on this game is having a guy ride by on a horse. Drop a turd and i picked it up and killed him off the back of the horse with it. Me and 4 teammates teabagged him until his body dissipated

[@assassinscat9618]

:')

[@julienlapointe8204]

HUMILIATED

[@tomwilson3969]

@Couldn't think of a name man I really do wish I did. Have such a clear memory of it. Never recorded any of my gaming as I'm really not that good and more of a casual after work gamer.

[@LibertyG100]

6:52 oh so that's how Harambe died, you monster !

[@Atomazition]

Thats some wicked dedication to the content, getting all those kills with turds couldnt be easy..

[@Deargrigh]

It wasn't, but I am here to entertain!

[@kindenmalougi7232]

3:55 cavalry always spoiling the fun:(

[@12SickOne34]

Until this day I've been living in the false believe that the only right way to finish them properly was by throwing the pommel at them. Little did I know. You Sir, you're a true expert in the way of finishing them properly.

[@ArkhalisTheOne]

3:34 that tryhard deserved the HORSE and the TURD

[@Eckythumpmaster]

'Jobby Juggler' had me pissing myself, lol! Pity no one had any funny chat reactions.

[@luizhenriquealves9755]

It's amazing that none of them complained about the turd in the chat

[@Seydaschu]

I love it when you get a Flesh Wound activation. Splat an armored knight, he screams for 5 seconds straight, then dies of embarrassment.

[@KingNamazu]

PLEASE, make a video about trolling sweaty try-hards and Plummers, they need a good trolling my guy

[@TreSneaky]

Mate I only found this channel last night and I've watched every video now. 10/10 content, can't stop laughing.

[@punkzl0l]

Punching people from horseback! Turds from horseback?

[@scar2980]

where are you lost bro are you alive? Xaxa

[@natelualhati4941]

3:10 only pay attention to the knight *Insert Block counter*

[@johntheknight3062]

Humiliation level over 9000

[@spacemarine9144]

Did you know that if you take one of the turds in the toilets and drop them in the air they will freeze? The devs didn't put any gravity on them to prevent strange glitches.

[@Deargrigh]

I did not know this! Will need to test!

[@hoplit80]

Omg best timing! Love your content

[@attrition71]

Ahhh, I love the smell of *Dung* in the morning!

[@leoleo4469]

What a wonderful Dung. Chew.

[@Landtagsabgeordneter]

Haha. Amazing work as always. YOU GO,SIR! 😂👌🏻❤️

[@Quark1598]

1:05 Best moment 😂😂😂

[@midknight9327]

Perfect

[@MrPablosek]

That's a new way of showing people that they are shit at playing this game and they need to get better.

[@dirtydan1652]

After they die they look to the top right hand corner of the screen 👁 👄 👁 * Killed by Turd 💩 *

[@tandaev]

my man stop playing mordhau? 3 months without new videos. ma boy

[@gamestuff1959]

yo deargrigh. Terra Cotta 3 months ago Next mission: Kill a noble/commander with a turd well? where is next video? you still trying to get that kill? xD

[@dirtydan1652]

Bwahahahah 😂🤣😂🤣 That wet fart 💨 turd 💩 slap is hilarious 😂

[@Raiom.]

Haha poop go _sbleef_ enemy goes _scabouush_

[@KingZealotTactics]

I don't always hit the like button, but when i do i do it for Deargrigh. ; )

[@philihp]

You are doing the lords work!

[@Universalaud]

I dont understand HOW you dont have more views and subs.See ya when you'll have 100k sub good luck buddy and keep up that quality content! 😁👌

[@Deargrigh]

Thanks Narines, I'll do my best!

[@thenooblet9872]

You could say they got shit on... (.,.)

[@marvinbaxter7587]

That's slow mo turd Splash is so disgusting

[@miroshan6560]

We miss you on KZbin Deargrigh

[@scooterman9058]

I don't get it why do you have so small fan base. You are actually the best mordhau content creator on youtube and I am not joking, you make original and funny videos. Keep doing your best.. You are good at it

[@Deargrigh]

Thanks man! Mordhau is a pretty small game. There's only about 5-10k players these days. It's still hella fun though and I'm happy that I can entertain so many people with these videos!

[@TheWolfbay]

You've been hit by- You've been struck by- ..A turd...

[@armorboi6371]

I hope you didn't leave the channel because you are one of the best youtubers in Mordhau

[@get_ready]

3:59 fucking brilliant lmao

[@Ramon609]

Poor men being killed by the poop demon lol

[@K4ndor3k]

Hey there Dearfrigh, I recently started watching your channel and I realozed that there is one trick missing in your toolbox-trolling videos .... setting up a ballista so that enemys try to use it, in a position where you can very easy lob stones at them

[@candee7819]

I can only assume the guys who had the flesh wound attribute died of dysentery

[@TooArchaic]

The first Mordhau video I’ve ever watched and I love this game 😂😂😂

[@regularcommentator1435]

Beautiful

[@thetrader4011]

Deargrigh: uploads Me: AH FINALY SOME GOOD FUGING FUN

[@jhorbirnlokrisson6528]

Wait....a week ago I saw a character like yours hanging around the horses could it be that we met? That would had explained many things haha

[@Deargrigh]

Most likely! I spent far too much time waiting around horses for this!

[@jhorbirnlokrisson6528]

@@Deargrigh haha, you would hop on the horse to prevent people to take it? Cause if so yeah, you and I met a hah heck at some point I was swiched to blue and you were in our stables.. aha in feritoia

[@jhorbirnlokrisson6528]

@@Deargrigh good times

[@mcgringo5354]

I see new Deargright video - I press like on new Deargrigh video. I'm a simple dung throwing...I mean covered... peasant, after all.

[@Redstone656]

Finaly i wait for this long time now! You are the best!

[@Ocaylle]

he protecc he attacc but most importantly He make my jaw cracc

[@JonReed95]

Man deargrigh is the biggest troll but he is actually so good at Mordhau

[@ROSACEPONY]

They should make that if you die by turd your character become poop covered for the rest of the game

[@gamestuff1959]

the 1 time im away from my pc, on my birthday of all days and you release this Shit? Dude! its awesome! this is my kinda shit!

[@pranavtripathi2890]

An archer being killed by Turd!!🙌🏼🙌🏼 Just made my day!!

[@ranibow_sprimkles]

Using shit covered arrows was a common tactic in medieval ages. This man took it to a different level.

[@Otto9mordhau]

Where did you go m8? Missing the videos.

[@JahaTheButt]

having your name in chat killed by a turd....i bet a lot of them uninstalled XD

[@Vespira21]

I swear I had a Maltesers ad at the middle of the video, I saw that little brown chocolate ball and laugh so hard hehehe

[@Timblebits]

funny poopoo moment

[@Zeralium]

Turds and carrots, the only meme I have yet to get a kill with.

[@nadie154]

people getting shitted on in Mordhau, literally

[@KingKongBunde]

Great video as always man. Let the dung covered peasant convention begin!

[@anthonycollora2921]

2:11 to funny but what really make me laugh was that Austin powers scene

[@johnbradford6089]

I can’t believe it actually shows in the kill feed as turd😂😂

[@OneSneakyBastid]

"Oh hello!" *froppish laugh.* Also, I lost it at 1:06 xD

[@BavarianHobbit]

As long as there was no famine medieval diet was pretty good.

[@dearen7588]

2:09 wait ist that EternalEnvy? :o

[@osten432]

Where is grig

[@depression4880]

Seeing a video of people getting shit on, is indeed true greatness.

[@TheChaos791]

Again you made my day, Sir ... Just don't forget to wash your hands now !

[@GuardianStriker]

1:26 Please do that more often. The squeaky voices are funny. :)

[@M_G905]

You really did it 💪 that is so nice 👊

[@flyingdeathcatsgo]

Glad I know about that outhouse now makes collecting ammunition much easier.

[@RawkL0bster]

1:40 I can't stop laughing lmao your edits are always amazing.

[@SaaKaru]

:3

[@paxien1252]

Petition to make killfeed read (winner) shit on (loser)

[@ideallyjekyl5200]

Here I am once more, high as shit, binging your content

[@ruicarignani6641]

5:10 well he's not coming back to mordhau...

[@doctorsplashtail]

"get shit on"

[@djcybercorgi]

Ahhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha >breathes in< Ahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[@xtFreeze]

this man still likes and answers every comment even after 2 years after publishing the video

[@Deargrigh]

Well if you take the time to comment then it deserves a reply :) Thanks for watching!

[@yomunase]

good shit :D

[@roberts7892]

How does this man only have 16k subs. If 2020 gives us anything good let it be you reaching at least 1 mill

[@juliusnorr3041]

Yeeee I asked for a new Video in mordhau ^√^

[@averyangrygardengnome]

Can I get a "Nerf this" bois?

[@freddygarcia1290]

I like how ott the exploding turd is xD

[@athens9740]

Me: *laughing at Deargrigh's Mordhau videos* Also me: *Getting my ass kicked in Mordhau*

[@RishiJParmar]

I recognised that EternalEnvy sample in there ;)

[@John_Conner222]

I love how it says turd in the kill feed. I bet there was some really good salt in the chat

[@Deargrigh]

Sadly there wasn't much salty chat! I like to think they were embarrassed and didn't want to talk about it...

[@biiak0wt104]

This takes "shit on" to a whole new level

[@jonathanlee5314]

Thanks for the top-notch content - I needed the laugh

[@Gigatechi7]

This Shit is Funny , too much laughs.

[@deamooz9810]

You may have stopped playing Mordhau and doing KZbin but I'm new in this game and I thank you for these videos, hope you're doing great man

[@khorneflakes9760]

This unironically proves how easy it is for pro players to shit on everyone else.

[@Deargrigh]

I'd hardly call me a pro though, just a bit of an enthusiast! Stouty would push my shit in, for example

[@stevens1-o7s]

Lmaoo that slow motion laugh at the end

[@boanton9899]

deargrigh have hearted so many coments