KILLING The DARK PEASANT By Any Means Necessary in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay Overview:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game Features:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
TABS Early Access has 5 different factions:
Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
Enjoy the 13 maps in Sandbox mode or Campaign
Defeat the enemies in the silly campaign!
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[@CHEZZISH]

Blitz: "He can't stop them all." Dark peasant: You underestimate my power!

[@jamesgilmore8937]

Blitz at the end of the video:don't try it

[@PeixeDeEstoque]

Super peasant : yes i do

[@sgt.cycloptic9740]

Dark peasant: I’m unstoppable!!! Super peasant: *pathetic*

[@user-xf9nn4xu2g]

@@sgt.cycloptic9740 chearleader dark peasant : *pathetic*

[@smartart6841]

Raid area 51 hands

[@callme_king_251]

He really gives a whole new meaning to "Catch these hands".

[@kristupas_6955]

"trying to kill the dark peasant" Ah, just like the good old days

[@drewbrecht7615]

Ahhh, makes me look back at the days when he would meme Prison Architect

[@thebloxycola1561]

2016 and 2017 tabs was the best

[@generalb7946]

You are man of culture

[@oihangras6989]

Well on that times the dark peasant It wasnt that strong

[@fxailing1201]

GeneralB I am culture

[@thaumoking9947]

In the last episode's comments I had a long conversation with another user and we found out what can damage the dark peasant. Gunslinger, Wizard, Thor, clams , scarecrow and fire were all able to deal damage to it.

[@legend27mythic43]

Luis M can u make a video about it

[@thaumoking9947]

@@legend27mythic43 Sorry, but I don't have neither TABS nor a good enough computer, so I am not the best to record something like that.

[@sarastonge8600]

@@legend27mythic43 yeeees

[@themarionette4468]

And super peasent

[@thaumoking9947]

@@themarionette4468 I mean, the super peasant is the easy (And probably intended) solution. I think defeating a 9999999 points unit without using another 9999999 points unit is more noteworthy

[@PedroSantos-ie1oy]

Thors, Wizards, Candleheads and Dragons. All teamed up against the Dark Peasent. I call it "Operation Deep Fried" Edit: add wheel barrows as a frontline, then Bannered up bards After the distractions, comes the real team! (also, replaced Zeuses with candleheads)

[@josiahd4073]

i love it

[@josiahd4073]

but always remember wheel barrows as distractions

[@PedroSantos-ie1oy]

@@josiahd4073 Yes... YES... also Bards... and banners with the bards and barrels... yes... OPERATION «DEEP FRIED» IS FINALLY COMING TOGETHER

[@awesomeawesome8350]

He can block Zeuses.

[@awesomeawesome8350]

Thors will proc his clap ability, killing the others

[@thatsguy1111]

For those asking about “how about the super peasant” well he is a lot more easier to kill I tested it out and all you need to do is spam wizard (like alot) and scatter them across the map. The wizard do tons of damage and have an extremely fast cooldown. So eventually you can kill the super peasant

[@Silverwind87]

I think it's like the Fire Emblem Weapon Triangle. Super Peasant beats Dark Peasant, Dark Peasant beats Everything Else, and Everything Else beats Super Peasant

[@koolaidjammer7108]

The problem is not everything beats the super peasant

[@scientist_cameramA-]

The power of cupids

[@user-vu1um4vw4l]

You can also get a bunch of divine arbiters, ice mages, and pharaohs and just spread them out

[@babingy2999]

When the anime protag discovered that he was half demon and op lol

[@Crown865]

And op? What’s op?

[@Pedro-jl7lp]

@@Crown865 overpowered

[@Crown865]

@@Pedro-jl7lp so he meant to say that he was half demon and overpowered? That doesn’t make sense

[@Pedro-jl7lp]

@@Crown865 he probably means something like the protagonist thinks he’s human and weak but discovers he has a demon bloodline and is actually super strong

[@ashleyward58]

@@Crown865 im not even finna question this....monstrosity

[@thisismyname8642]

Blitz: Banner bearer is useless Every other TABS youtuber: I've been waiting for 84 years

[@welljewelry3166]

BuT TaBs WaSeNT MaDe YeT Read more…

[@matveyleh5084]

Yes I love TABS and the way you make it funnier.

[@GRDL.]

first comment on the first comment... i think.

[@Haemaglobin]

He makes any game funnier to be honest.

[@matthewmacfarland0]

yeno calls ultra it is because stuff is loaded weird on youtube

[@jeffbrooks2090]

Ya

[@matthewmacfarland0]

@@jeffbrooks2090 ya

[@warrenknott3053]

Try powering up a wizard with cheerleaders against the dark peasant

[@zaidenroces8884]

Intern saw that dark peasant won and not the vampires while Blitz thought the vampires won and the dark peasant lost

[@zaidenroces8884]

@Gabriel Brody let me fix it then

[@whyamihere8313]

Zaiden Roces why’d you say His intern?

[@zaidenroces8884]

@@whyamihere8313 Why do you not read the first comment that replied to me?

[@whyamihere8313]

Zaiden Roces I did the dude is named intern, it’s not his intern lol

[@zaidenroces8884]

@@whyamihere8313 I fixed it, are there any more mistakes?

[@Stagcraftstream]

Blitz: We are trying to defeat the dark peasant. Me: Now I haven't heard that name in a long time.

[@titanlord9267]

you missed the whole legacy update? lol

[@MaiNguyen-fn4yq]

@@titanlord9267 he mean back in the old time when they also try to kill the dark peasant

[@titanlord9267]

@@MaiNguyen-fn4yq the legacy update isn't that new at this point, a lot of TABS try hards already finished the campaign, and every single one before

[@darthnihilus3932]

Titan Lord the update has been out for a bit, but the campaign isn’t that tough, I beat it as a casual tabs player

[@titanlord9267]

@@darthnihilus3932 ik, people found out health pools and how good it is, all you really need for most levels is a good aim and you can crush, Western deals damage

[@watermelonjamse3406]

To kill the Dark Peasant: You need to surround him with a ton of super boxers and ice giants. I've tried it and it works.

[@dirno6245]

no use super peasant

[@beepityboppop-6650]

@@dirno6245 yes use superpeasent

[@mayhem3295]

That too

[@beepityboppop-6650]

@@mayhem3295 ok i try

[@watermelonjamse3406]

@@dirno6245 thats cheating though

[@samsters2764]

Is no one gonna talk about the amazing drawings in the beginning of the vid? (the yt sign and the like button). Also we subscribers always win.

[@UwU-ts3yb]

Samsters what about the people who sub and like

[@samsters2764]

@@UwU-ts3yb then you get TWO cookies

[@tobywarren3700]

Yep. Subscribers always win

[@pelyphin0]

Two words. Extreme shepherding.

[@italian_soup_kitchen1230]

I guess you could say The subscribers smashed the like button

[@lee_mill3712]

The Dark Peasant after Blitz surrounds him with Artemis: "You made me use 20% of my power."

[@paedenhinton632]

*5%

[@scloob]

Less than 1%

[@agoosewithinternetaccessan3218]

0.69%*

[@rynzoku8662]

0.0000001%

[@diennie7897]

)000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1

[@DragonRider6566]

Fun fact: The dark peasant is the swordcaster thats why the swordcaster had his hands bound. It's also why the dark peasant looks like he does and has the attacks he does.

[@thesandman78]

Wait where is this revealed?

[@DragonRider6566]

@@thesandman78 its because of what he is whereing and how he uses his stuff

[@FruitSlicer25]

well that's just an assumption it hasn't been revealed that the swordcaster is the dark peasant(well as far as I know it but correct me if I'm wrong tho)

[@crownedsquirefanboy963]

Yep it's confirmed on discord

[@raymondxiannie3562]

@@crownedsquirefanboy963 confirmed by who

[@kalwidorntheimmortalcaptai2435]

Everything: exists Dark peasant: *_you have been chosen dead mortal and that is the order from dark side_*

[@user-fb7vp7em6x]

lol

[@AhmadAli-th1dt]

LOH

[@fishyfungus5026]

It’s a tabs trend now

[@LordBoros001]

Kal Widorn Super peasant: *go on you little bug you insignificant fool your power is not even a slit compared to mine*

[@ionisator1]

3:45 the last kid in dodgeball be like

[@benjaminsingley8290]

gandalf's spell has infinite range , so you can control him on the other side of the map and shoot in the general direction of the other team and actually hit people

[@Galasky-]

The gunslingers and scarecrows also have infinite range

[@matthewmacfarland0]

The snake archers too

[@missionfox6644]

You are not the real Laserbeam

[@gotsomham3822]

Of course he isn’t. Just shut up

[@niodewit4710]

@@missionfox6644 ofcourse he isnt The dude doesnt even have the same name

[@s.c.p-foundation3372]

The dark peasant be throwing hands like Star Platinum.

[@killyoboy]

The fact I'm watching this while having online school. I prefer this and think its more important (:

[@FawnKoala]

It obviously is

[@WalmartBlackGuy]

*Your teacher replies*

[@fan4every1lol89]

Hahavme2

[@forgmanguy]

It is

[@kortez7758]

Im doing the same😂

[@norishimogawa6125]

ranged unit: *exists* dark peasant: well yes but actually no

[@dilperdeluxe]

I was here when Blitz had only about 10'000 subs, Congrats Blitz, its been nice to see your channel grow!

[@woot3478]

I found a way to kill the dark peasant without using the super peasant! Step 1: Set the line to circle, this will allow your army to attack the dark peasant from all sides. Step 2: Get your cannon fodder, preferably something tanky, such as the ice giant. Get 50-100 Step 3: This is the most vital step. The dark peasant can seemingly repel any melee unit, and block every ranged projectile, except for one. The dark peasant's only weakness - the wizard. Place around 500 wizards on the outskirts of your cannon fodder, start the battle. Step 4: The cannon fodder should be big enough to start dogpiling over the dark peasant, keeping the dark peasant focused on them, and not on the wizards. Meanwhile, your wizards shoot the lightning at the dark peasant, ever so slowly dealing damage. Step 5: After around 7-15 minutes, the dark peasant will be dead. Quick warning: Using such an ungodly amount of units will cause a mild 2 frames per second to happen. So unless you mind your game becoming a slideshow, you just beat the dark peasant.

[@octopoda30]

Me: the only thing that keep me alive in quarantine STAYY SAFEE !! THANKK YOUU FOR MAKING VIDSSSSS

[@spiretest]

no

[@spiretest]

i love those comments where a comment to a comment has more likes then the comment itself

[@beepityboppop-6650]

@@spiretest y

[@SrChr778]

"Oh what? The Vampires got him-- oh wait, no they did not." -Dark Peasant: "My darkness is almighty!" -Super Peasant: "S'up?"

[@ryankennedy7233]

Blitz, with the legacy update it a perfect time to bring Dave the footman back.

[@bread-ul2pr]

DP: Fool you can do nothing to me. Blitz: he is right.. DP: no matter how many arrows

[@AravindGamer712]

12:52 not every unity you still need CUKONU AND CUBIT

[@gacahevchannel7664]

Blitz: NANI, how is the DP winning Dark Peasant: I. AM. GOD!!!!!!

[@aceofspadesgaming1041]

I love how the dark peasant is literally just gaster without the ability to use the souls

[@josegamboa9691]

CRITICAL ERROR scriptgasterfight.exe not found

[@blueeyestuber8673]

Beware the man who speaks in hands

[@Anonymous-Lmfao]

Dark peasant: “No one can defeat me” Super peasant: “omiywo mu shindere

[@justmary2567]

Anyone just realize he's just like Gaara from Naruto?

[@gabesterwitz9054]

1:12 the ultimate battle of ultimate destiny. What a good animation.

[@nurudinnuhefendic8951]

The only things that can kill dark peasant are: Super peasant Another dark peasant Bunch of frost giants like 150-200 Bunch of clams really slowly Bunch of scarecrows bc just like clams crows they release are not projectiles but units and they can create new ones infinitely. Here is an idea never tried something like this but it could work 60 super boxers (i know they seem strong but they are a week unit compare to dark peasent...not that super at all) they have high health pull and would serve as a distraction, then 60 scarecrows to create new units and do more dmg over time (bc scarecrows die on landing a hit and since they fly they don't clog up dark peasant as much so it's easier to follow the battle) and 60 wizards to do pure ranged damage and just to rounds it out add 20 cheerleaders so that you have better fire rate and 200 units vs dark peasant. All that while encircling him, it would be cool since the only way I saw him defeated is by a bunch of the same unit. Btw I never saw anyone beat super peasant (besides using another super peasant of a dark peasant) so maybe you should find some way to beat him with anything else no matter what.

[@chennancy8822]

Also super boxers and other melee units put them with the attacking flag guy and maybe muskets

[@someonebehindascreen6902]

Dark and super peasant serve powerful units as normal ones so insta kill

[@nurudinnuhefendic8951]

@@chennancy8822 he can block shots from musket

[@justinh3754]

Circling the super peasant with wizards, i used like 100 or 200. and it killed

[@jamestarlos]

I was able to kill the super peasant with Cupid and ballistas, bc Cupid stunes the super peasant and ballistas do what they do best. Does require u to controll the super peasant for a second at the beginning of the battle...

[@Bridgeridge2]

Blitz: we are trying to kill the dark peasant The dark peasant: I am immortal to your powers you mortal

[@echo6501]

7:02 "THE VAMPIRES WON" The dark peasant was alive and killed em

[@FISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

LOL I love how blitz thouth that the vampires won

[@Sanseye]

ah yes, thank you youtube for giving the notification 3 minutes late edit: this time is 6

[@isaacwilson6898]

Nobody: Blitz: HIS NAME SHALL BE KEVIN

[@pigglevitch6965]

Blitz: Why would you bring a stick to a S-word battle Me: Why cant you say :Sword: Blitz?

[@connorj6662]

Custom unit idea - give someone a firework minigun. Call him orbital cannon.

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

Dark Peasant- can stop a Hail of arrows Blitz- that's cheating! Me- *YA THINK* GENIUS!?!?!?!

[@GameAze34]

14:03 to 14:18 there is just a unit t-posing XD

[@mayimimi9615]

easy ways to kill dark peasant 1. *d r o w n i n g* 2. create custom unit that has tons of health and attack damage (range is best) 3. slow time and grab him (glitch it will just delete him from the battle)

[@zhengleo6305]

He says the banner and flag bearers are useless until his archers walk to melee units and get demolished

[@Irinrinrin]

0:30 aha you see.. i do both so i will always go on the top! *insert meme picture here

[@awesomeawesome8350]

Just so you know, a classic projectile won't hit him. I put 10 of all the projectiles I could think of and he just became a large black ball.

[@sgt.cycloptic9740]

Riddle to stop dark peasant In the church one will see, a pair of bracelets there will be, now. Prepare for the return of the king...

[@lisahuke8374]

what?

[@sgt.cycloptic9740]

It’s a riddle

[@lisahuke8374]

@@sgt.cycloptic9740 Coolio

[@theincredible5379]

Blitz is precious, he never swears ever since I started watching him. Which has been 3 years, maybe 4. I haven't been keeping proper count but it was pretty darn long ago Blitz is precious boi

[@luvshak42]

also let me just say that the dark peasant has 1,400,000 hp the super peasant only has 130,000 and the sp (super peasant) does ~301,000 dps and the dp has like 300-3,000 dps

[@mem3892]

If Blitz:lets play TABS and destroy units Tabs Units:please stop i dont even have the money to pay the hospital🤣🤣🤣

[@theplaguebringer2832]

This is probably the best way any youtuber has ever told people to subscribe

[@cade9282]

dark peasant: omiwamo mu shindaru every other unit in the game: NANI!?!?!?!?

[@miscellaneousproductions4602]

IDEA:Make a unit called “The Dark Lord”. No ideas for clothes, but he could have reaper tendrils and dark peasant hands.

[@binwangzhneg9640]

At the end blitz said what's the cheerleader like cheerleader:ya de dooo

[@kenmc-mill9943]

Use bunch of crows and clams to swarm the dark peasant and wait for a hour or something

[@KlaidosHollande]

Hey Blitz, fight my army... "Blitz's Rivals" 1 King 1 Pirate Queen 1 Captain 1 Artemis 1 Ullr 1 Thor 1 Wizard 1 Dark Peasant 1 Super Peasant 5 Deadeyes 5 Musketeers 1 flag bearer with the gods 2 Catapults 2 Hwachas 2 Ballistae 5 Shield Bearers 5 Sarrissas 5 Hoplites 1 Reaper

[@galacticnova2158]

Ngl the beginning when he asked for us to like and subscribe, that was pretty creative, haven’t seen that before

[@delacruzjoveny.9626]

I love how he was so desperate for a win that he couldn’t see it said red victory red in dark peasant

[@bluesythe2393]

For some reason 12:44 feels like a anime sence where all the people have gathered to fight the final villian.

[@kaminoagent9498]

I literally surrounded a dark peasant with like 200 Artemis just to truly test his ultimate defense. Didn’t get a scratch on him.

[@skell6134]

Damn,Dark Peasant rly should be a Final Boss of full main campaign

[@jousephsantiago3662]

True fact the peasant doesn't have hands. He has plot armor.

[@sentient_water]

It went from spike guy to cool red ring guy to freakin OP Also i wanna see dark pleasant with cheerleaders

[@Queen_Avery]

A thousand pike men, a trillion hawachas, the water, the vòīđ, a duodecilleon super boxers

[@wooloo_vt1980]

I find that musket men are super useful for the campaign!

[@LiterallyRyan_Gosling]

KZbinrs: trying really hard how to jill the dark peasant Me: *super peasant incoming*

[@s.c.p-foundation3372]

Ah yes *jill*

[@Erentheshitter]

“Oh the vampires got him!” Dark peasant in the middle of 150 dead bats: is my immortality a joke to you?

[@Crazy-Coasters1]

At 14:30 bomb on a stick got clobbered by a samurai giant! Lol

[@Anti-Smart]

All normal-ish unit: WE SHALL DEFEAT THE DARK PHEASANT!!! Dark Pheasant: No, you will not. (one battle later) Dark Pheasant: told u :>

[@Stagcraftstream]

It gets blurry because you have motion blur on so make sure to turn it off.

[@KingTheGrea8]

Me: why not do dark p vs super p Blitz: lets do dark p vs tornados :D

[@professorpandapants2652]

Lots of cupids and cheerleaders can kill the super peasant so it might kill the dark peasant

[@Chern948]

If you want kill it use the debug tools and fly in it’s no no square then shoot it with arrows or use a super peasant

[@firfde9195]

I like the reference at 1:08.

[@mastertrey4683]

This channel was my childhood man i remember when you hit 100k subs

[@A--Fan]

12:53 When you befriend and recruit every optional NPC for the final battle.

[@ayy-dree-in]

Avengers Endgame in a nutshell.

[@danandchristineharbour2538]

One of all unit except dark peasant and super peasant vs dark peasant was cool

[@chasememez2329]

I like how he did the subscription or like thing and wasn't bland with "subscribe for good luck"

[@justinpearlreeselaw9853]

lol out of all the things that could have survived at the end it was a cheer leader lol

[@prismatum116]

I have another idea, it is is called the tornado squad. The dark peasant is surrounded by 50 DaVinci tanks, 50 lady red jades, 50 blackbeards, and 50 mace spinners with cheerleaders behind all of them, and I mean tons of chearleaders. Like if agree.

[@allknighter5791]

Lmao best anime fight scene I’ve ever seen 5:49

[@angelz9712]

Literally nothing can kill the dark peasant but the super peasant

[@madinabaldwin785]

at 2:36 look under the squire you can see a units eyes

[@neilowen6810]

Blitz do multiplayer with Barron and kill the dark peasant

[@sparkingshot8168]

dark peasant: im scared of no man but that thing clam: dark peasant: it scares me

[@jakebowen0811]

Hey blitz you should surround the dark peasant with cheerleader powered hawachas. like so blitz can see

[@BrendanGamer15]

Pro Tip: Use Many Banshees Or Use One Super Peasent Or Use Many Wizards to Defeat The Dark Peasent

[@Galasky-]

Put a lot of ice giants and then a lot of scarecrows with cheerleaders bc dark peasent cant block the crows bc they are technically individual units. If you are looking to cheese the dark peasant the only knockback he takes is from the death of reapers so you can use medieval 1 map and a bunch of reapers and the pray he gets knocked off.

[@jupiter2453]

Mass scarecrows surrounding the dark peasant and 20 minutes=death to the dark peasant!

[@chiselthoelke8125]

Get like 3000 grim reapers and surround the dark peasant. By the way i love you and your channel blitz

[@_RedDuck_]

Me: sees there are squires Also me: i got my pick :)

[@justinh3754]

Everybody who plays this, try the skeleton catapult. Something interesting happens you'll like it. If you can spam them, like 200. Its wonderfull

[@template0065]

Dark Peasant is Sans The Skeleton. Or is he Gaster? Gaster is the man who speaks in hands.

[@douglasgalindo7585]

"that's illegal" had me dying😂🤣

[@mamiandj6024]

Turn the dark pesant into a tornado and buff h8m to fight the super peasant

[@Sir_enclave]

blitz should try an army of beserkers vs the dark thingumy

[@36.shanthoshkumar87]

Blitz I love your videos and keep up the good work

[@royal_zaffreknightx3445]

Dark Peasant: The Mastered Ultra Instinct mode of TABS. Me: How the hell do you defeat that? Blitz: CLAMS!! Me: Clams...??????? Blitz: CLAMS!!!

[@egstolfo3554]

Super peasant is the real MUI, it has the hair and everything

[@royal_zaffreknightx3445]

Well then Dark Peasant will be the next transformation then