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@lanelesic Жыл бұрын
Never go hill on Mines with the BC 25t. You cannot load the first clip by the time you are at the entrance to the hill.
@davidlabedz2046 Жыл бұрын
Good advice!
@Dani-xz1uw Жыл бұрын
it must've been awesome to see Claus compete back in the 70s
@elLooto Жыл бұрын
At least it wasnt Claus in his Speedos.
@KreepnSlayer11 Жыл бұрын
Its probably more like competing in the 80's and 90's. How old to you think Claus is? LOL
@Dani-xz1uw Жыл бұрын
that's the joke@@KreepnSlayer11
@elLooto Жыл бұрын
@@KreepnSlayer11 [I think that might have been the joke]
@Willster419 Жыл бұрын
r/woosh
@jack-xf6il Жыл бұрын
Great fun - thanks Claus!
@singncarpenter6270 Жыл бұрын
You needed Bob laughing when the guy in the last game died.
@AntzWar Жыл бұрын
The second match looked like the player in the Kunze Panzer was trying his hardest to turn his good battle into a bad one and still managed to get himself killed at the end
@Omegawerewolfx Жыл бұрын
Second game, dude looks like he had a good game by mistake.
@doduyle8476 Жыл бұрын
lol that game was so retarded I am crying now xDD
@darenturnbull3937 Жыл бұрын
Claus. I was also a competitive swimmer as a young fellow. I could have swam in college but decided to take a year fucking off instead. That ended up being “one of those choices” to look back on when mid-life started to catch up with me. Did not expect to have that in common with you, bud.
@rosmundsen Жыл бұрын
Mr Claus, that Glory Days photo could be anybody.
@Filth_DK Жыл бұрын
Claus in his glory days, now post one of Claus in all his glory!
@johnnynielsen3006 Жыл бұрын
To bad that peak doesn't have a avalanche gimmick, so a shot fired would send the Kunze Panzer hurtling to his death. Realistically speaking it should get stuck in the snow or dislodge a huge chunk of ice. A$$ out and nowhere to go... Don't look up. It's coming down on you. Every body on that corner will be crushed in an avalanche. The ice will break. Heard at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter: What happen to you? Bewildered soul: Wargaming made the map real, so I died from the chock. Saint Peter: That explains the rush hour around here... That swimmer photo looked like Mark Spitzer.
@dbeasleyphx Жыл бұрын
Former lifeguard and 100m back & free competitor here. Tennis ruined my rotator so... pickleball!!
@gord7025 Жыл бұрын
I think Claus is only allowed in the pool with his hair cut short so he doesn't clog up the filtration system with his "long curly locks" of hair
@matthewandrews9052 Жыл бұрын
Claus Kellerman the Mark Spitz of Canada. I call BS on that picture. Can’t tell that is young Claus. 😁
@NeilRoy Жыл бұрын
"Take the hill"... a classic example of "do as I say, not as I do". He'll probably blame the team for their foolishness now. LOL
@clintonturner5545 Жыл бұрын
That was entertaining and he was a Muppet at the end 😊
@deweybrightside2276 Жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for the excellent Rod Stewart.
@chuckbaker7909 Жыл бұрын
A geometry lesson for you, Claus. The hull is 'V' shaped, as is the pike nose. However, the pike nose is only effective when facing the enemy straight on. When the tank angled, it presented one side of the pike, which created a perfectly flat target. You cannot make the 'V' shape of the hull perfectly flat unless you tip the entire tank on one side at a greater than 45 degree angle lol.
@Zugh3 Жыл бұрын
Nice pic, got the eye of the tiger behind the goggles
@jimbaffle3340 Жыл бұрын
Do they call you the Raisin Smuggler when you swim?
@victorduffy4459 Жыл бұрын
Anybody else trying to erase the mental image of middle aged Claus in a Speedo? 😂
@zemankraluje2418 Жыл бұрын
13:20, that should have been the thumbnail :D
@jamesocker5235 Жыл бұрын
Hidden by pine cones, squirrel
@negative5100 Жыл бұрын
35 sec left and the Jaga started to cap...
@Dpixtion Жыл бұрын
Reference: Rod Steward
@johncodmore Жыл бұрын
or Charlie Mullins, aka 'Poundland' Rod
@NeilRoy Жыл бұрын
I would ask the question, how many shots does he get off per minute, compared to other tanks? And of course, the average damage per shot compared, because a long reload isn't too bad as it isn't a reload per shot, it's a reload for six shots, which works out to around 10 seconds of reload time per shot if it takes one minute to reload all six, which isn't too bad, especially once you consider the fact that you're sitting around not shooting all the time anyhow, but when you do, you get six in a row, that's worth the wait in my opinion.
@alancomercomer2588 Жыл бұрын
Senior pro hockey too
@treadheadpete4770 Жыл бұрын
Nice game!
@clintonturner5545 Жыл бұрын
Ànd he got a load of credit.
@prycopyn7162 Жыл бұрын
Claus the BC only has 5 shots in the clip but you know that right 😂 or has Uri a new Russian BC with 6 shots 🤔
@bradalloway3232 Жыл бұрын
L0L @ Rod Stewart!
@colonelangus7535 Жыл бұрын
GOOOAAAAALLLLLL
@John-dd3jd Жыл бұрын
yes
@2tone209 Жыл бұрын
AY UP CLAUS
@maisantaperez129 Жыл бұрын
How the hell I put that thing in siege mode?
@frankandresen5026 Жыл бұрын
Press X
@zangrielh6744 Жыл бұрын
here is my thumbs up Claus :)
@thedefenestrator5686 Жыл бұрын
2nd match - The friendly M53/M55 sit in one spot the entire game right up until the enemy M53/M55 counter-batteried him. CHEATER!
@kevinmckay5052 Жыл бұрын
glory days i believe there's a song about dat i was on the track team i was running just under 12 sec 100s coulda shoulda worked harder but girls beer and cigarettes claimed me if only i yada yada but in the water i flailed about :)
@johncodmore Жыл бұрын
Don't worry, go trans and you'll be a contender in no time
@jameslanning8405 Жыл бұрын
What time of day was this battle? Was it like, in the wee am hours, when it seems most teams are more serious about winning? During the day, it's almost impossible to find a decent match. Too many kids, that don't play with any seriousness. Or the usual players who think winning is getting killed. And those Tank Destroyers, who hide in the bushes with the arty.
@gingerbread6134 Жыл бұрын
Nice ! Wargaming robbers now decided : you will get tracks and engine damages so you gonna have to play with 20 000 credits repair kits in order to stay alive... Thats what we can call abuse and dont deserve a *** dollar on this game.... Not to mention scouts out spotting all other scouts so in the end everyone will have to play concealment directives in order to not get out spotted geniuses of abuse...
@jamessweet5341 Жыл бұрын
Decadent western physics are not in WOT. Rod Stewart has left the building.
@alex.mielus Жыл бұрын
Claus were you ever approached by someone when you were casually shopping or at some competition and asked if you were THAT old ridiculous muppet Claus Kellerman? 😱 If yes, what was your reaction? 🙂
@alex.mielus Жыл бұрын
* Let me clarify: approached yes, but NOT from the deriere 🤣
@donrogers6462 Жыл бұрын
👍
@armenaghadjanian1777 Жыл бұрын
Wow
@matthewandrews9052 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes the player commentary is more interesting than the game as evidenced by game 2. I was wondering what the purpose was for game 2. Still a good game but an odd replay to combine with the BC game.
@jaskapavonen2629 Жыл бұрын
well tundra modded there
@LLIu3A Жыл бұрын
Claus❤
@normholman7035 Жыл бұрын
I can only play two three games then I get too tiered of stupid and find a better game that had players with skills and brains.
@det999666 Жыл бұрын
Bald tip, curly hair at the base. 🤔 😮
@stephenbennett9427 Жыл бұрын
Happy algorithm comment
@armenaghadjanian1777 Жыл бұрын
I like it body👍
@osmanidris8494 Жыл бұрын
Having fun once in a while with Kunze and it's snipe gimmick is not so fun sometimes.
@diamondrmp Жыл бұрын
So you should shave your head. That will create less drag in the water!🤣🤣🤣
@johncodmore Жыл бұрын
Maybe he uses a cap these days ...
@diamondrmp Жыл бұрын
@@johncodmore They don't make caps big enough for his dinosaur sized head! 🤣🤣🤣
@goyacc Жыл бұрын
kunze made everything wrong
@douglasbuck8986 Жыл бұрын
It's a HUGE load of crap that you have to load at all......first load should be automatic. Who TF goes to battle unloaded.....
@sayerrobin Жыл бұрын
🙃
@hillbillyscholar8126 Жыл бұрын
ClausBaby would have given a better breakdown of the game...
@zzz_scooter_zzz1109 Жыл бұрын
GJ BC,but Kunze must better.
@wazuma Жыл бұрын
Klaus Cute
@nickf6447 Жыл бұрын
kunez = poop
@thunder7135 Жыл бұрын
I couldn't watch more than 3 minutes of the second replay in the Kunze. Guy is clearly clueless. Sitting in siege mode forever and decreasing his DPM like that, when they engaged targets at 100m away... Come on...
@Wojtekpl2 Жыл бұрын
Stop yelling! I'll watch you less and less. Or mute the sound.
@kens32052 Жыл бұрын
I was disappointed by the title. I thought it was going to be another CLICKER video...sigh.
@n1jrm Жыл бұрын
🤮
@peo9180 Жыл бұрын
Better stop play this RNG crap game....so boring - If you dont pay - you cant play..thats WG filosofy
@homelessEh Жыл бұрын
not much has changed claus you were wet in the picture and now your all washed up. but thats why im here!