King of the Hill - Hitler's Canoe

[@benjamindanielsen5204]

I really want to know just how he managed to get ahold of Hitler's canoe considering he was fighting in the Pacific theater.

[@gergely219]

I'm pretty sure Hitler gave a canoe to Hirohito for his birthday

[@Soul_Alpha]

They had beat the Nazis in Italy was the first thing he said.

[@micycles1200]

He bought it. In the episode "Ho Yeah." That's why Hank has Cotton's Cadillac car in that episode. Cotton borrowed Hank's truck to go and buy Hitler's Canoe.

[@paragonrobbie9270]

Whenever Hitler visited Japan, he insisted he went alone in his canoe.

[@Slatt33-z4y]

Micycles holy fucking shit I can’t believe any human would remember that. Thank you

[@col.cottonhill6655]

I miss that canoe.

[@Snarkythecat]

Accidental Alicorn You don't deserve no Hitler's canoe!

[@treymendoza5194]

We miss you, Colonel.

[@Banana-tm4xq]

Have you seen those fiddy men in heaven

[@bootdude7527]

So do I

[@yoreffinightmare490]

I wanna kill fitty men

[@Gotobar]

"Now hop in your sushi boat, and git!"

[@sincityalley9824]

Gotobar 1313 now I want sushi

[@fdr45]

Where's Truman? He'll make them git

[@rentabullet4048]

Git means go away in turkish lol

[@iLikeTigerz101]

Than put it on a Audi.

[@jsievers1313]

@@fdr45 😂 this has me dying

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

"You don't deserve no Hitler's canoe!" *(Slaps guy in the face with 100 dollars)*

[@dannyfreitas5725]

Six Gun Shauna I died

[@yangfox1755]

Buy I deserve Hitler's canoe x3 I was gonna use it to burn Maduro on it uwu *cries*

[@marcoAKAjoe]

Lol

[@okamijubei]

Or 1 million if it's Patton done the slapping.

[@JacX1]

*Thug Life*

[@phatnecktm3783]

"Boy, this fits my hand like a comfortable shoe" I love Mike Judge

[@Fuziontony123]

PhatNeck TM Them Yeezys

[@rustyshackleford9452]

It did though.

[@jackrsummeraccount6721]

yeah

[@christopherstein2024]

Zertifizierter Handschuhmoment

[@TexboyGamer]

@@christopherstein2024 das ist doch die Sprache Hitlers. 😦 $100

[@joehumpston7937]

Sushi boat? I've heard of Japanese cars being called Rice burners, but that's a new slang!

[@nickrustyson8124]

I think that might be a better name for big Japanese SUVs

[@TBustah]

It's actually a play on a type of sushi restaurant. Some sushi restaurants place the sushi on little boats that float through a little canal to bring it to the patrons. We used to have one in Reno, but they eventually replaced the real sushi with plastic models and just served people directly. I think that it might have been a health concern. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conveyor_belt_sushi

[@BlincoGG]

I think rice rocket sounds cooler

[@YokaiX]

Why not “whaling boat”?

[@hitkid2456]

@@BlincoGG Or even just "ricer" but more a specific kind... Just urban that up.

[@cpowell786]

"Boy this fits my hand like a comfortable shoe"....LOL Dude

[@SalvableRuin]

Such a great line

[@LYNXzTwist]

@@SalvableRuin took 7 years to get a reply lol

[@darmus8928]

More like a cheap Infinity Gauntlett

[@ns7353]

Handshoe is glove in German

[@UnculturedRobot]

no his name is dale

[@Hurricanelive]

COD: Well we have to paint over all the swastikas... Wolfenstein: Paint over the...! Get the Hell outta here!

[@yungsouichi2317]

It's not even a swastika, it's an Iron Cross.

[@ffffffffffffffff5840]

@@yungsouichi2317 "on the other side" as in the side that isn't shown

[@comettamer]

RIGHT?

[@itsfreerealestate7199]

holy shit dude your so right

[@ChaosBW]

@@Piddel in Germany there is less whites than muslims For real though Germany became non white in one generation All it took was fairytale guilt and "refugee" propaganda

[@jeffsanders1609]

"Mitsubishi? They made the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor!" I guess I never thought about it like that but I looked it up and it turns out he's right!! And Porsche made tanks for the Nazi's!!😂

[@oz_jones]

Boss made uniforms for the SS.

[@raptorjesus3894]

Yeah, Ferdinand Porsche (The guy responsible for Porsche and VW) was even a Nazi SS.

[@teancrumpets5685]

remember the time Donald duck was a nazi and worked in the same facility as hitler? Edit: This is a joke, i know it was american propaganda and it was all a nightmare

[@senorpigeon9564]

A lot of things we use in modern day were invented by people in WW2. Look at the pizza. That used to be a flying saucer used by the Italian Air Force and the Wiener schnitzel. That was a German I boat torpedo.

[@thermionicemission6355]

Pinhead Larry one of the best comments I ever read.

[@truereaper4572]

The swastika on the other side that they couldn't show lmao that's genius.

[@taylorwatson7932]

frootie pep it’s so they can show it outside of the US. In many European countries, it’s illegal to portray a swastika for any reason other than educational purposes. You absolutely will be jailed in Germany for displaying one.

[@mrbisshie]

They could show it if they wanted to. The Simpsons showed Swastikas all the time.

[@scouttrooperhh-1487]

@@taylorwatson7932 yeah part of the Kalergi de-germanification plan. You sure can have 5 am muslim calls to prayer in Germany though

[@conquistadomo7364]

Scout Trooper HH-148 The Iron Cross is still German, you nazi.

[@l337pwnage]

@frootie pep The people that control the media won't allow it.

[@scootza1]

"Yew don't deserve Hitler's canoe!" Few can obtain that honor

[@allendunbar6983]

Maybe someone who killed fitty men.

[@chloroplast8611]

@@allendunbar6983 yuo mean the israelites in the 1950s?

[@Largepro21]

💯 lol

[@benjaminburns4412]

I read yew as jew...yikes

[@ericdevries3974]

Would you rather have Stalin's canoe?

[@JayZombie1216]

"Listen up, if you're driving a nazzy car or an Italyan scooter, get your axis loving ass out of here!" God, I miss this show.

[@ChristinaMagma]

“Axis loving ass outta here” gets me

[@johnseabron]

Thank you - I thought he was saying "Isis loving" but I knew that couldn't be right lol.

[@skitboyz7418]

My late great grandad fought in ww2 and he would've said the same thing too 😂

[@mansharker8]

Cotton was shot by an A6M Zero in WW2 so I agree with his sentiment.

[@animangafan342]

Cotton's so based😂😂😂 He called the Mitsubishi a sushi boat💀

[@cpowell786]

This show is so great you can laugh your ass off with only the dialogue. Try it don't watch the video and just listen to it. Awesome writers and voice actors! Golden!

[@kennygates1192]

cpowell786 holy shit I gotta do that

[@SirCorn]

Definitely gonna try this

[@icecreamsundae1038]

If you do this, luanne's lines have a VERY different meaning

[@hankbarcelona7314]

king of the hill radio show when

[@nadamasdisponible]

You are right its better with just the sound

[@ahoneanatwo]

12 people hopped in their sushi boat and git.

[@rustyshackleford7929]

*got*

[@everythingmobile4712]

Rusty Shackleford it’s git

[@chibikapkan4044]

ahoneanatwo 75

[@smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376]

@@everythingmobile4712 No, past tense of "git" is "got". -a Texan.

[@noco7243]

@@smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376 *Gitted -Louisianian

[@6TomCruz6]

"I killed fifttty men" had me rolling

[@undead923]

Tom Cruz (Fid E. Mahn)

[@mirianalajtman7728]

*fitty

[@elijahclark7727]

Me too.

[@danielcamarena1188]

Now hop in your sushi boat and git!

[@PANZERFAUST90]

"Look what they did to mah leeeeegs"

[@Nikohere]

1:14-1:21 haha :D "Mitsubishi..?? They made the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor! I ain't sellin Hitler's canoe to no Traitor!! Best pt!

[@davestylehenry]

1:08

[@leonotthelion]

You don't deserve NO HITLERS CANOE

[@airon908]

*I killed fitty men!*

[@TBustah]

It was through this scene that I learned that Mitsubishi's parent company used to have a military aircraft division. Who says adult cartoons don't teach you anything?

[@lavaknight3682]

“Daddy, where’d you get this canoe?” “Ah, it was looted from Hitler’s summer home in Hamburg... then it was sold to me by a crazy old man”

[@gamerchosis6666]

This deserves more likes cause he does have a son

[@alextaylor8776]

Hamburg? Hitler had no summer home in Hamburg. It would had been from his mountain retreat in the Ober Salzburg known as the Berghoff.

[@ssl3546]

@@alextaylor8776 Are you saying Cotton is full of crap and/or that most nah-zee memorabilia is fake? get outta here.

[@Zorro9129]

I like how King of the Hill is one of the few shows to make fun of people while deliberately showing them to be right. It's like positive ridicule.

[@kingbillycokebottle5484]

Woe to the man who is always right and no one believes him

[@grizzlydino]

I can actually understand why Cotton didn’t want to sell it to him, bro literally admitted he was going to paint over a war relic

[@LLawliet2]

Sledgehammer's treatment towards Call of Duty WW2.

[@MasonKLutz]

Sledgehammer, and PC (political correctness) people as well.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

"we had a verbal agreement" That's actually a pretty subtle and smart joke especially since he's a lawyer In texas at least verbal agreements are as viable as a written contract in the court of law

[@jackrambit9637]

Man I see you everywhere. Also nice fan fiction choice. I’m partial to horizons myself but to each their own

[@Zorro9129]

@@jackrambit9637 Eh, GlimGlam is doing a review of FOE on /mlpol/ now. The setting had a lot more potential than what arose out of it.

[@CyberLance26]

Feels like a verbal agreement should be hard to prove.

[@Eyevou]

@@CyberLance26 He had several witnesses.

[@Zmej420BlazeIt]

yeah, i guess maybe many ppl didn't get that part. i live in a different state where we also value verbal agreements legally. to people saying "hard to prove" or whatever, whats to stop someone from forging a written agreement? written is no better without notary. stamped or written notary is basically the same as a witness testimony.

[@jaedenbaker4611]

I love how Hank just walks offscreen with everyone else at the end

[@incarnateTheGreat]

1:19 for a canoe that he had cherished as a war trophy, Cotton sure treated it like shit when he dropped it.

[@shaynehughes6645]

Why would he treat Hitler's canoe like it's worth anything?

[@luliu4572]

@@shaynehughes6645 because it's a war trophy.

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

@@shaynehughes6645It’s not about the person who owned it, it’s about the historic value.

[@MegaZeta]

kids... the joke is that it's not actually Hitler's canoe. Cotton bought it, and now he's fobbing it off on someone else

[@monkeycat48]

@@MegaZeta he probably got it from somebody who was on the western front. Speaking of which, when they speak about the swastika. That’s not a swastika that’s an iron cross. Ironically enough, the swastika used to symbolize peace and good luck and it’s in Asia. It’s still in any part of Asia you’ll see them anywhere. It’s been around thousands of years. That’s something you never learn in school.

[@ManiacX1999]

Why doesn't he sell it to a museum again?

[@carlosfred8673]

Prob didn't offer him enough. After all, it's HITLER'S Canoe.

[@AtariDad]

ManiacX1999 You don't buy stuff, everything in them is donated.

[@treyowen9213]

Obito Uchiha that really freakin sucks

[@DirtyFrigginHarry]

Museums don't censor history, at least no yet

[@MARCHINGBANDtbone]

LordDavid04 Why the hell would a museum not display it? Have you ever stepped foot inside one before

[@JulianDale94]

Cotton should've been on Pawn Stars with that canoe

[@oeao2841]

😂🤣

[@LXW-Arts]

@@oeao2841 Best I do is give you 1.25 for it but I'm going to get my buddy to take a look at it. Okay I give you 2.50 for it.

[@AColonDashSix]

“You don’t deserve no Hitler’s canoe.” I say that to my wife when she annoys me and she still doesn’t get it 😆

[@loglemz2070]

Does she hop into her sushi boat?

[@LXW-Arts]

You have throw 100 dollars at her

[@otocan]

The secret to a healthy relationship is confusing them with references they couldn't possibly understand.

[@gocanuckurself1]

😂😂😂😂

[@mcaddicts]

He killed fiddy men almost made it fiddy one.

[@shooby9496]

Thanks Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.

[@mcaddicts]

@@shooby9496 Are you trying to repaint Hitler's Canoe?

[@chrisn7259]

I lived in Texas for several years, and I think it's so cute that most viewers think of this show as a satire.

[@JeepersCreepers12]

It’s a damn documentary!

[@Wolfsbane909]

Are they really like that in northern TX?

[@biscitsgravy]

@@Wolfsbane909I’m pretty sure Arlen is supposed to be in south Texas.

[@TimeofQwerty]

maybe because we are too busy having fun with these slightly over the loop characters to care?

[@masonf7332]

“Do you accept pre paid phone cards?” Idk why but this is one of my favorite Dale quotes it’s just so random and stupid lmao

[@michaelweston1042]

Pre burner cell phones. He bought prepaid cards with cash and made his calls on public phones.

[@Vic-pg4rg]

1:46 Get your Axis loving ass outta here!!! 😂🤣 I love that part!!!!

[@leonotthelion]

"Or an I-Talian scooter" lmao!

[@P99AT]

Considering there's a Japanese dub of King of the Hill, I really want to see this scene dubbed.

[@ziinx5899]

@@Saucy-ws6jc Ford also supplied the axis early in the war.

[@rubadubmedia]

Ziinx Ford wrote an interesting 80 chapter book that would explain that

[@xxxGreyFoxNinja11xxx]

You know what "Ford" stands for? It stands for "Fix it Again, Tony!"

[@KaRyu-zm2wf]

You're thinking of Fiat, Dale

[@DeltaDanner]

Fix... it... again...

[@RobertGary1]

He kind of has a point.

[@emiliodibenedetto4654]

Eh, it's a trophy. He kicked ass, won it and took it. He didn't give the Germans any money for it.

[@clowntrooper61]

To be honest, american cars aren't what they used to be. Look at detroit and how that's fallen

[@dannygjk]

It's a collectible-big difference.

[@DrewskiTheLegend]

Clowntrooper cars are pretty universally impressive these days. Maybe 10 years ago the “they don’t make em like they used to” was accurate, but these days, pretty much any new car is going to be solid and loaded with impressive technology, regardless of the brand.

[@fatbuddy719]

Raith probably traded with other veterans. In one episode he borrows Hank's truck to go to a swap meet and comes back with Nazi skulls and other stuff.

[@heresYoshii]

i like how for that split second at 0:17, you could hear the customer's voice echo into the canoe. nice subtle touch

[@chisoxfan708]

"Hitler' s Canoe" was the name of my early 2000s prog rock band

[@MrBump2]

I love how fast the dunked Veteran sunk, like a stone.

[@darkicity]

Oh man, Cotton would hate me. I drive a Volkswagen....

[@captainbarbossa5201]

Darkicity try driving a Porsche, Cotton would hate you much more.

[@shoukatsukai]

Mercedes-Benz (Daimler-Benz) made the engines in Messerschmitt fighters lol

[@sergcas5361]

Get yo axis loving ass outta this video

[@harrypatton8261]

Hop in your kraut tub, and git!!!

[@wawazaza1785]

They made tanks for the naazee

[@quinnfletcher3906]

0:57 America's treatment of War heroes summed up perfectly.

[@BillBraskyy]

$80 for a genuine German WWII nazzy falconer's glove is actually a pretty good deal

[@Unus_Annus_]

As a ww2 militaria collector, all I can say is Jesus Christ that is a good deal

[@jrobbin24]

$80 for anything that belong to Hermann Goring is a ridiculous steal. That guy invented blinging things out for no reason just because you had the jewels to do it

[@TheMattastic]

You might be surprised. I don't know about stuff that genuinely belonged to nazi top brass, but I went to a huge flea market in rural south west England and it was stuffed with old nazi shit for less than $10. Medals, knives, documents, uniform fragments. Probably worth a lot more, but most of it was just whatever happened to be cluttering up old folks' attics when they died. A collector could do pretty well at a place like that.

[@tyorbs3680]

Luane has such a sweet heart knowing that old man could drown

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

I drive an Italian scooter. I'm gettin' my Axis-lovin' ass outta here! LOL!

[@HoustonHeartStopper]

"Sushi boat" "Nah-Z car" "i-Talian scooter"

[@hankkingsley2976]

As I get older I come to appreciate Cotton more and more.

[@seronymus]

Maturity is relating to Hank. Wisdom is relating to Cotton.

[@cosmicmelon9305]

Cotton: "You don't deserve no Hitler's canoe!" That hurts me on a spiritual level.

[@monkeyinapanzer8805]

So there may actually be a non joke reason for “Hitler’s canoe” to be a real thing. Cotton served for a while in Italy which is most likely where the “canoe” was captured. In all likelihood it was probably used by german pioneer or combat engineers who would use similar boats to cross bodies of water. Once it was captured it probably got the swastika and iron cross painted on it by US forces as panting swastikas on knocked out or captured german equipment (although mostly knocked out armor and vehicles) was a some what common practice of Allied and Soviet troops. To a bunch of probably uneducated 18-30 something good ol boys the thing probably was a canoe. Add a swastika to it and the fact most of them could probably only identify one or two members of the Nazi party out side of hitler and then some pioneer boat becomes “Hitler’s canoe”

[@ArcturusOTE]

So in conclusion, Cotton overreacted and legitimately thought a dinghy was Hitler's Canoe?

[@alextaylor8776]

Who said Cotton brought it back, why couldn’t one of the other vets have brought it back from the war and Cotton was just selling it?

[@1stAuflage]

Bro that's Hitlers canoe

[@rickyray2794]

Nah, in the episode Ho Yeah he needs Hanks truck to put the Canoe in after he buys it.

[@MegaZeta]

No. This is a running joke on the show. Cotton bought the canoe, which is a fraud. The buyer here correctly concludes that it was never Hitler's.

[@DopedFiend]

“Boy this fits my hand like a comfortable shoe.”

[@adamnottingham1580]

“Dunk a war hero”

[@Dunes]

Maybe that lawyer guy should've just told Cotton it was a Ford. LOL!

[@TBustah]

He might have gotten away with Dodge. Chrysler used to sell all kinds of rebadged Mitsubishis, including the Dodge Raider, which was actually a Mitsubishi Montero. The lawyer's SUV is probably a later Montero.

[@davidmeyer6908]

You know what Ford stands for don't you Hank? "Fix It Again Tony". That's "Fiat", Dale. Fix...It...Again

[@Dunes]

LoL! Yeah man,I forgot about that one. Classic!

[@angeloluna529]

the lawyer didn't know he'd react this way

[@LarryLopez91]

Didn't Henry Ford help finance the Nazis?

[@FinnTheGentleman]

One thing I always liked about the writing in this show was the consistency. Peggy is established early on as a member of her high school softball team, but they never make it a thing except passively like this, with no exposition. Feels more real to me

[@HalIucinations]

I can only remember one episode where her softball skills were in the spotlight, when she temporarily played for Buck Strickland's team

[@typ0z]

H O Y E A H

[@GOLDY-rn5lo]

1:08 I can't stop laughing at that scream lmao

[@mowenreal]

*EUGH!*

[@13thvarebel16]

I love how the Mitsubishi yuppie says "I'm an ATTORNEY," as if that holds any leverage whatsoever in a no-paperwork cash-for-goods transaction that hasn't even been mutually agreed to yet 😂😂😂

[@dr.clocknik]

Makes it even better that according to a previous episode he's a patent lawyer.

[@paladinrense2324]

He should sell it to either a museum or a military collector.

[@oz_jones]

Psst. It's not really Hitler's canoe.

[@Randy-ry9ss]

It's a tv show.

[@KageMinowara]

For $500 I'd buy Hitler's Canoe on the spot. I could sell it at auction for thousands.

[@Randy-ry9ss]

@@KageMinowara Cotton was never in Germany.

[@KageMinowara]

@@Randy-ry9ss Well yeah but if I actually came across a canoe that was owned by Hitler and it cost $500 I'd buy it.

[@tacticool870]

hop in your sushi-boat and get!

[@abelwritesmusic]

*git

[@TheFlanker35]

@1:27, "You don't deserve no Hitler's canoe!" Damn straight!

[@TalkernateHistory]

Nice bit of continuity. He bought this canoe at a swap-meet in the episode "Ho, Yeah", season 5 episode 13.

[@chrisstevensjunior]

fiddymen= fifty men

[@FS28_]

Anyone notice the helmet with a face? 1:11

[@PainfulHail134]

furrysega7 me

[@cripto1366]

Oh no

[@fiercelunarhavoc4627]

._.

[@Dank_Dank]

Aidan Duncan K

[@baconbits1031]

I see u didn't see it u look at that creative ass helmet face and tell me its not adorable

[@neilnevins]

Why the fuck is there an unfunny Family Guy video in the related section? The two shows couldn't be more different. This one's well written, the other's pure garbage

[@OhioGuy216]

neilnevins the absolute very first episodes of FG were creative and witty, now it's all fart, puke and jacking off "humor".

[@Joeyjojoshabadoojr]

And trying to be edgy. People gruesomely dying just because. I cringe when my friends quote it. Haha someone jerked off on a foot till it become pregnant! It's no surprise they can't talk to women now that I think about it.

[@ryanandre3550]

Why not both

[@sandwichartist5053]

I would say the opposite

[@SmashLiXs]

don't call family guy garbage. besides king of the hill is kinda boring

[@orionherrera3980]

1:14 hits close to home, my dad bought a Mitsubishi eclipse and he went to go see his grandpa (my great grandpa) and he got upset for the same reason.

[@cobrasix9575]

"Mitsubishi? They made the planes that bombed pearl harbor!" I nearly had a stroke

[@Bleek7295]

"Mitsubishi?! They made the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor!"

[@frydemwingz]

I too do not respect anyone that drives a mitsubishi

[@Mi_Fa_Volare]

I wish they sold enough of those in my country.

[@HastelloyC276]

Evolution x.

[@MrNobody47710]

I care not for what a person drives, due to not being a vehicle person. I'm more of a sword person, and I do not respect anyone that swings a "Cold Steel" blade. It's Albion or bust.

[@thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521]

MrNobody spoken like a true wee-I mean neckbeard.

[@herbienbrian2]

@@MrNobody47710 Don't be outdated for the sake of being individual. Even liking cars is a dead fad. Your not supposed to like anything in 2020.

[@DaggerSandwich]

I hate how much I enjoyed the “fits my hand like a comfortable shoe” joke

[@crabsy6452]

Cotton has every right to act this way

[@MegaZeta]

LOL please actually watch the show. The canoe is not Hitler's. Cotton purchased it and now he's trying and failing to defraud someone else.

[@CeaserMadrazo]

The way he says "Hitler's canoe" is funny to me.

[@amaruqlonewolf3350]

My guy's really pathetic if he's buying a vintage war trophy to repaint as a family canoe.

[@MegaZeta]

He isn't. The canoe is a fraud. Cotton bought it, and now he's trying to rip off someone else, who isn't falling for it.

[@JCPoetryCourner]

> says he's painting over the infamous Swastika symbol > Iron Cross is clearly identifiable

[@Mi_Fa_Volare]

He said on the other side. And he definitely did not point to the direction the iron cross was seen.

[@LordDavid04]

He was happy to keep the iron cross. The Swastika is implied, as you see the iron cross on the other side too. This episode might have been censored if they actually had a Swastika.

[@JCPoetryCourner]

Whoops, my bad! ty!

[@paulhunter123]

cant show a swastika on tv

[@bcubed72]

@@paulhunter123 Absolutely not true. Ever watch _Hogan's Heroes?_

[@MightyMack03]

I KILLED FITTY MEN

[@Austinflank]

Sushi boat! lol

[@Implorethedarksky]

"If you drivin' a Nazi car or an Italian scooter, git yer Axis lovin' ass outta here!".

[@christianali5431]

“You don’t deserve no Hitlers canoe!” Neither did Hitler, really.

[@Zainano]

The Mitsubishi A6M Zero is considered to have been the most capable carrier-based fighter in the world when it was introduced early in World War II, combining excellent maneuverability and very long range.

[@F40PH-2CAT]

This was my grandfather. You got disowned if you bought a Japanese car.

[@camotophat]

It always worries me when Luanne is smarter than Peggy.

[@dnmstarsi]

Yeah but to Piggy's defense, this is for Charity. Plus it was their idea even though Peggy shouldn't have thrown that last ball. No wonder her birthdays are cursed...

[@davestylehenry]

I lost it when the old guy fell in the water

[@bretnickerson8555]

"I aint sellin no hitlers canoe to no trator"

[@Whoareyoucalling]

“Don’t try to haggle with me I’m an attorney”. Idk why but that line is fucking hilarious.

[@bigguyCIA4u]

I love the subtle humor of this show. Forget about slapstick cutaways and pop culture references

[@Breaded_Squirrel]

Damn I didn’t know king of the hill was so historical

[@hamishdow2188]

"you dont deserve no hitlers canoe"

[@thegooseman90]

Sushi car lol

[@mdweniger]

This show was a fever dream and I love every second

[@leodavinci4913]

"If you have an italian scooter or a Japanese car git your axis loving ass out of here!" - cotton hill

[@scholl1943]

I heard that Boomhauer is considered the Kenny of KOTH I would say Cotton is the Cartman of KOTH

[@carultch]

Boomhauer is the Quagmire of KOTH. Ladies men with secret jobs who go by their last names. Bill is the Cleveland Brown. Dale is the Joe Swanson.

[@codycigar6542]

@@carultch Please never compare a good show like KOTH to Family Guy ever again. Thanks.

[@Dudeguy217]

I sawed this boat in half!

[@adambrooks9121]

That's alotta' dyamidge...

[@TheGuy-yh4gv]

I love how cotton just drops the canoe with no warning at all but I’m sure that’s cause he killed fiddy men

[@exquisite_entity7145]

Re watching a lot of these, brings back childhood memories

[@joeym5243]

Don't mess with a man who killed fiddy men in Munich and Okinawa on the same day

[@AmayzingJack]

I speak for everyone when I say that the only thing I took from this is that Hitler indeed enjoyed the soothing activity of canoeing

[@MegaZeta]

No, you speak for the people pretending to have watched the show. Cotton bought the canoe at a swap meet and it clearly was never Hitler's.

[@mr.imarealsuperhero4201]

Let's face it people, if it's made by Germans it's very good quality. Just saying..

[@packisbetter90]

It is. Better than China obviously

[@bigbilly9657]

Is that why bmws are always in the shop?

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

Why are all the best cars made by Axis countries?

[@MegaZeta]

The canoe is a fraud that Cotton bought at a swap meet. Why do people pretend to have watched this show when they haven't?

[@Peter556NATO]

1:27 make it rain!

[@canoporksoda4418]

Every time I hear Mitsubishi I always think of this episode

[@michaelheadjr.5415]

Cpt. Kristen Larsen (30 August 1905 - 7 December 1941) was a Scottish War Hero. She was a volunteer firefighter during World War II and was known as the first great-aunt of Billie Joe Armstrong.

[@logger22]

1:07 A nice detail how Peggy throws the ball. Instead of chucking it she throws it like softball. Because women don’t play baseball

[@hotrdumommy]

I saw a Mitsubishi the other day and thought of this 😂😂

[@captainjurgh8142]

"Don't Tell me to Calm down, Boy scout! I'm a War *Hwerro!* " True american war hero pronounces Hero like sun is rising.

[@williamkanaykin3892]

He DID kill fitty men

[@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903]

1:35 Thompson with a bayonet is a new one for me

[@John_Smith_Dumfugg]

* puts on glove * "Boy, this fits my hand like a comfortable *s h o e* "