Teddy Rubskins | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #9

[@westofwahpeton4692]

Theo looks like he is driving a short bus in rural Montana and Brendan is his only passenger.

[@yootoob8438]

Hittter son

[@PoketuberDad]

That's beautiful

[@bennyhath1789]

Probably the best one I've seen

[@JokerHAHA05]

Trooper Jett Best comment I’ve seen

[@shaunm1983]

I can definitely see that

[@bryancallen213]

Theo's hair looks like a lego accessory

[@yootoob8438]

Hahahahahhaha this is hilarious

[@xboutdattime89]

Holy shit that’s great

[@sporthorsefarrier2014]

Lmfao... Spot on

[@matthewloftus7389]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@michaelnettz6405]

your hair looks like a cry for help

[@flossy7258]

Theo and Brendan roasting each other is my favorite thing on KZbin. Oh and RIP Billy Conforto

[@Baniq1986]

What happened to Billy Conforto, dude?

[@chris_89_24]

Ran into an embankment.

[@fooshfoosh]

@@Baniq1986 "Took a buncha pills and drove into an embankment."

[@cosmogamer9914]

"you look like a Patrick Swayze Halloween costume" lmfao

[@Apoplectic_Spock]

RIP Billy. Took some pills and ran into a damn embankment.

[@MrGritz7]

" Why don't you light a candle and think about your ancestors." made me spit water...hahaha

[@jkbtv9838]

"You look like a patrick swayze halloween costume" ahahahhaha funniest thing schaub has said

[@porkylongpig5282]

That was good. And its actually true. Theo does look like a mutated Patrick Swayze.

[@03056932]

Like Brendan said, being with Theo is really sharpening him up. His quick one liner wit is getting better every episode

[@patrickpuma]

Truth!

[@1Challino]

Wondering if the new writers wrote those jokes

[@choosyduchess25]

thought that line was funny too

[@TiniePromotions]

53:55 I love how happy Brendan gets when Theo told him he did well 🤣🤣 was actually great to see

[@airosa117]

Week after week I've read a few really memorable underrated roast comments.Maybe each week pick a few great comments and have Theo and Brendan read them at the end of the show.

[@gangsta19x]

Ash Rosa king it

[@josephvela4584]

King it

[@McCandlessMike]

Big King it

[@TDrewBR]

Ash Rosa you look like that dude who shouts "HIS SHOES, WACK! HIS HAIR, WACK!..." King it!

[@gestefanobriones4325]

Would be great

[@theoozmachine]

Bro this podcast is lit af just binged all the episodes

[@seasgarage]

Just started last month myself. So good!

[@TheGingerNinjaa]

First podcast I jump on right away every release! Gang gang

[@marcshields3677]

Nathan Mortimer Same

[@Papi-qd4tc]

Bus bus brah

[@dman685]

Gang gang. Onward

[@yeezywesty3651]

Releasing feels extremely pleasant.

[@yeezywesty3651]

In fact I just released something just then.

[@coreybranham4188]

Theo “I don’t use anything from the 80’s” While rocking the mullet

[@yeezywesty3651]

the hardest joke

[@75sachaw]

And he wears headbands all the time! LoL

[@jefffontana3095]

It blows my mind how funny you two are with just idiotic, blatantly cynical/sarcastic trolling. Keep it up guys! xD

[@WildOates]

Anyone else still binge watching these after KATS came to an end??

[@moreclips805]

It's almost like watching a movie that you know the ending... you notice (in the later episodes) where they stopped liking each other 😂

[@jhaimp.sullivan5618]

Brenden an theo has brought us gold 🥇 ofc mye fren

[@elcami7372]

Positive

[@the_mirabela]

@@moreclips805 It’s so crazy to re-listen, bu then to watch them?! 🤯🤣😭 Theo was pissed/annoyed/disappointed 💀

[@braz8972]

Of course. It went to shit after Theo left

[@elshanko8792]

King and the Sting is the best podcast ever! Theo is a future legend in comedy. Brendan is cool too lol

[@Scrutarii]

They're great co-hosts

[@Hehawtyragu]

El Shanko 87 word Theo is coming into the mainstream finally I’m from Brisbane in Australia and his show here sold out in hours, can’t imagine what it will be in the future, gang gang

[@elshanko8792]

@Marcus Garcia You got me there man...gang gang

[@LeroySinclair69]

King and the Sting is "for sure" the besr podcast out there, onward....

[@joeblow1006]

Big Jay and Dan Soder on the bonfire is the best comedy duo doing it right now ... crackle crackle

[@reubenwahab3472]

Brendan: "Don't come at me with a Me Too movement with that picture" Theo: "Yeah don't give me that MEAT TOO" gold.

[@elshanko8792]

Is it just me or is Theo's hair looking extra Captain Planety?

[@yootoob8438]

Fire

[@elshanko8792]

@@yootoob8438 gang gang

[@yootoob8438]

This comment had me dying it's pretty true too

[@elshanko8792]

@@yootoob8438 It looks exactly like Captain Planet's doesn't it? I'm glad people knew what I was talking about lol

[@J1Osz]

This is so perfect someone needs to animate him as the capn't

[@christianmeza4529]

Seriously, I just told my coworker to practice his English by listening to this podcast. Hope everything goes well.

[@yeezywesty3651]

now let me just say this'' it will not go well but lets just see what he reports back to you

[@atokadreginsneb6635]

he will start saying gang gang to his grandmother on christmas xDD

[@dylanvlogs4303]

I’ve been speaking English my whole life and I still have trouble understand them sometimes lol

[@dolphinfriends777]

After asking advice he’ll probably start saying gang gang buzz buzz

[@eddiehitler3846]

Well??

[@triszlers]

“There’s a rope swing in that family tree”

[@depmaudoofal74]

Brendan laughing at himself when Theo roasts him. Love it.

[@travisromane8065]

Don't come at me with a me too movement if you're throwing meat too 😂😂😂

[@jakeherman6283]

Stealing this 😂

[@devincanfield]

Miss these episodes of just these 2. Theo is on fire here

[@drewfiggy]

That long silence at 12:45 when the first rip my drip came on 😂

[@yeezywesty3651]

confusion

[@exjackwhite4235]

Brendan: “I can’t even read!” Theo: “let’s document that, because that’s going to court sometime” 😂😂😂😂

[@stacksmasher]

This is the funniest show on KZbin right now!

[@mikemarshy1274]

Stack Smasher haven't looked very far on the tube have ya...

[@thewerdo123]

Mike Marshy what are your top 3 youtube channel i need new content

[@michaelg7146]

💯💯

[@CristianCastro-xg6fn]

thewerdo123 watch the nigga turtles Hd remaster

[@fooshfoosh]

Theo "And I'll say this" Von - The Rat King

[@lancelegstrong7434]

Top 60 to 70 comments

[@yeezywesty3651]

bobby lee: "let me just say this"..."right......right?"

[@askaelken]

@@yeezywesty3651 the thing is is this

[@ehsanjahmad]

Thanks for the shoutout boys! I can’t believe I got to be your Start My Heart, Brendan! And you’re right Theo, my parents are rich. GangGang BuzzBuzz

[@BanksyMane]

I commend you, brother.

[@Air649]

You think your parents would hook me up with some money?

[@emeryb4904]

Ehsan Ahmad yeah brother break off some bread for a aspiring young journalist.

[@FilthySzn]

@@emeryb4904 pick a better career.

[@jordanrock3494]

@@emeryb4904 learn to code, gang gang.

[@mikeyforester1321]

only podcast i enjoy almost every minute of. Shoutout to the king and the sting for keeping me entertained long enough and watchin whole way through before changing vids

[@remar-6]

I look forward to this podcast more than any other. Never lets me down!

[@lntoTheSunset]

"It takes very little oxygen to operate my brain" - Theo Von, 2019

[@wherrera]

13:30, "This is how you hitchhike in Jamaica!". I'm dying!!

[@jakrispy3418]

-theo A place like America but its a little building. -chen U mean an embassy

[@camilimac]

Two episodes per week #kingit

[@elshanko8792]

Yes please, use your good looks and make it happen 😉

[@ufcfan8038]

They would have to end tfatk or below the belt

[@leonardnose5695]

Camila Granja how bout 7 episodes a week

[@camilimac]

John Karmel Gang gang bruh!

[@DevintheSkeleton]

King it for certain 👑

[@JahRandom]

*YESSSS!!!* I am *SOOO* glad that you guys finally added that fan-created song that the dude, who's name I (tragically) cannot remember, who made the song and video of him playing/singing it live. I have loved every single intro & outro song that you guys have used thus far; the first one (except, of course, just like _every_ other person said, "...The Rat King & The Bee Sting _King_ !!?! Nahhh, fam. No 'Bee Sting King' Sorry, not sorry." lol. The new one is dope too. But that outro jam? That's a legit song that could be on a billboard chart or something; and I think that it ought to be your full on intro song. Props to him, and props to you guys. *Gang gang. Buzz Buzz*

[@Alwaysrite]

Jrod makes the best submissions keep it up fella

[@GeistTheProducer]

New favorite podcast you guys have such different personalities, and just resonate so well together!

[@bubustinks]

Episode 9 let’s go!!!

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Theo looks like a Patrick Swayze Halloween costume. 😂😂😂

[@menwithven8114]

Side piece for ms 13 LMAO!!!

[@whyishow]

Mr T

[@happinessisnowhere73]

💀☠😂🤣

[@MikeSmith12345]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@menwithven8114]

That may the best one I've heard yet. He fits the description perfect. Central American, check. LOOK kinda gangsta being a big dude with tattoos, check. We all know the final one is an easy check, gay. Shit made me cry

[@sylyjoly]

i couldnt breathe for a minute or two after i heard that

[@CorneliusQuiring]

Good job on the new graphics package. Good production in general.

[@brandonseibert9569]

Theo and Brendan are brothers from another plumber

[@carlwolff991]

My son and I listen to you guys on the way home from work and you have us cracking up constantly. Gang gang

[@alexanderdoyle1122]

Favorite podcast hands down

[@johnmartino3780]

I'm telling you, this is the best one since the first episode. Gang Gang!

[@garycrawford2391]

“Rape my drape” “Smash my patch”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AJ-hk6zb]

“Brendan’s so dyslexic I can’t even imitate him” 😂

[@dustinkenney3013]

Love these guys best podcast out currently

[@juanpadilla3203]

“There’s more than one way to eat a Reece’s”😂😂😂😭😭💀 Such an underrated podcast

[@bubustinks]

I Don’t even watch it before hitting that like first...

[@colbybruno8535]

squad

[@piffdat3877]

Gang gang

[@eddieVH23]

Press on that early hitter boi, gang gang

[@DOLjamesMAN]

Greatest show on earth!

[@McCandlessMike]

Bro I'm saying tho!!! Always hit that like fam. GANG GANG!!!

[@jopo7996]

Theo's hair looks like it time travelled from a 1980's hockey rink.

[@lowkeykeylow5526]

Lol Underrated comment

[@DHaile83]

"His dad is a NASCAR rocket scientist"

[@JennyDolma]

Thx for y’all advices!

[@artofwar420]

Jenny Dolma damn girl, if your dude ain’t loud enough I can yell daddy louder than Tera Patrick. Hit me up if you want some of that painful ear experience.

[@JrogBK2]

Brenden: "I talk dirty in the sheets" Theo: "what do you say? Move that gravel" IM DYINGGGGG

[@monksblood5502]

usually just listen to the show, man you guys are killing this on video! keep up the great work!

[@AAlejandro15]

Love that Flaunt My Aunt became a Sherlock Holmes scene where they jump to deducing the life of the person haha

[@thomasbddparsons4126]

LOVED THAT YOU PUT THAT FANS SONG AT THE END-TRO! Great song!

[@iamdrewinla3557]

Chin pumping the vids out today! 🤙Gang Gang🤙

[@zdotspade]

🤣 “ohh bus it I need icing for Cinnabon”💀 💀 funniest shit I’ve heard Brendan say yet

[@purplespacebananas]

“It takes very little oxygen to operate my brain.” -Theo Von

[@divinestudent8981]

"She trying to get crammed up" ...... priceless comedy thank you Theo

[@ufcfan8038]

Rip Billy Conforto

[@dylongainey7025]

Rip embankment

[@yeezywesty3651]

I know he's up there chasing T supplements. Looking down on us. Keeping us safe from evil.

[@ischemic2115]

Yeezy westy he looked down on that embankment

[@yeezywesty3651]

@@ischemic2115 😭

[@found_working]

Never forget

[@hiddenoasisprod]

Bruhhh Brendan has gotten 5x funnier

[@yeezywesty3651]

5x18=funnier

[@georgehang1215]

Are we watching the same guy???

[@nickc3856]

5 x 0 = still 0

[@Rogersensei93]

Theo's funny is rubbing on him

[@chrispyle9949]

Yeah.. by jacking Theo’s style and cutting him off halfway through every joke. :/

[@GraveyardDave19]

WE NEED 2 TO 3 EPISODES A WEEK

[@BM-qb3oo]

WOW THAT INTRO! SUCH PRODUCTION! GOIN STRAIGHT TO THE TOP!!!!!

[@dman685]

Laura Crotch: Womb Raider

[@Alejandro_87]

One of my favorite pornos

[@Therileyrileyriley]

this set, c asmara framing, cuts, and content really was king.

[@jesus-tr6db]

"here"s what im sayin is man.... what is the question!?" lmao

[@yaipr12pr40]

worked all day, .. had this on my mind couldn't wait to get home roll up, and enjoy life salute king and the sting

[@Law61]

That late night hitter bruh, gang gang

[@adammchale4550]

Just saying thank you, this is my favorite podcast.

[@tucci06]

"Lifeguard at a baptism" lmao

[@kevingutierrez9388]

Thanks for the podcast guys. Having a real rough day and you guys always make me laugh. Gang, buzz.

[@shiftgood]

Let me guess... Theo looks like a homeless time travelerand Brendan looks like the only person to find the clothing isle in a Toys 'R' Us.

[@karljonson3287]

This pod took the world by the storm. I LOVE it! Much love for you nutcrackers.

[@thefaceless8796]

The 1st girls rip should've been that's the smash my gash collection

[@madflavor4748]

IN A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN BE ANYTHING, BE KIND.

[@gonmunozf]

throw a little MELK in there

[@callmeishmael4659]

see if they can catch it

[@bigmartymoose]

Theo looks like Macgyver straight out of rehab! Brendan looks like a Jersey Shore kid who joined Nirvana! Love you guys!

[@pauljamessquibbs.3945]

Brendan is so innocently honest it's hilarious..... Top bloke!!!

[@monumentsNmelodies]

The "Don't F**king touch me" after they both go for the fist bump lmao

[@mememachine2357]

BEST PODCAST EVER!!! GANG GANG!!! BUZZ BUZZ!!!

[@grungelives]

Great episode so glad they are using that outro that was made for them Hella catchy

[@frozenghost8507]

Brenden Schuab is hilarious. Theo and him are great together .

[@chris_89_24]

That hour and a quarter to short. Make the podcast at least an hour and a half. Gang Gang!

[@mariatangled]

"oh it takes very little oxygen to operate my brain."

[@tucci06]

@Jesse Wightman - Do you shit the bed like this _every_ time you encounter a female?

[@grantmorton5829]

@@tucci06 white knight... Very nice strategy bro

[@tucci06]

@grant Morton - Whoa, totally didn't see that generic shit coming. Blew my hair back with that one. A human being is being a complete asshole to another human being for literally no reason and you're not supposed to respond to that if it's a female because you might be labeled a "white knight". Internet culture at it's finest.

[@NoVACorpsGaming]

tucci06 Grant is a spotty fat guy who doesn’t leave his room - confirmed

[@DMDsifuentes]

The sting and the king in the morning, and going to Theo's show tonight. 👌that all day hitta

[@carlossanders5618]

Lmao @ how excited Brendan is @ 26:56 when Theo calls the sex robot by its name.

[@Moodifi69]

You guys should make these longer!

[@AZjesse1]

Damn Brendan did you get into a cat fight before this?

[@karldilkington8802]

Ikr only 5 mins in doez theo comment on Brenda's scratches?

[@senyah]

his girlfriend, very pretty, scratched him with those mexican nails when she was pegging him

[@karldilkington8802]

@@senyah haha that's probably the truth right there.

[@rusty_shovel]

He just killed that baby mountain lion bruh

[@xIpodTouchGoeroex]

I have scratches at that place regularly, I get them during sleep

[@Jamo1238]

Best Podcast yet, you both were hilarious

[@StackRunItUp]

12:46 the longest pause in podcast history

[@Alejandrohernandez-cx2dn]

they were about to go iiiiiiiinnn lol

[@dr.binjohnson7776]

Starvin Marvin where ya been homie😂

[@handleOfThy]

kowalski deeply analysis

[@Bdizzle.]

I thought my shit was buffering no lie 😂

[@cloud_monkey422]

Brandon Foss #metoo

[@nosenseofhumourc174]

This episode is hilarious, nice work boys 😂👏🏼 - Australia

[@BluntSagginz]

I feel guilty for watching this over the Fighter and the Kid episode that just dropped, oh well, buzz buzz!

[@TheDuke4100]

its callen thats making you feel guilty isnt it?

[@noname-ni1qt]

dont, this is better. Theos way funnier and genuine

[@BluntSagginz]

@@noname-ni1qt you're correct. These two together make me laugh for nearly the entire podcast. Dont catch me wrong, I love watching Callen and Schaub together. But this is definitely more entertaining when I'm looking for a laugh. When I'm looking for a big gay owl, I tune right into the fighter and the kid.

[@BluntSagginz]

@@TheDuke4100 yeah, Callen is telepathically harassing me for preferring Theo to himself.

[@theFithWheel]

As long as they take turns talking.

[@nologic29]

When Theo said that guy looks like a lifeguard at a Baptism I DIED 😂😂😂

[@PoketuberDad]

Do a segment each show where Brendan makes Theo tap. Arm bar, triangle, etc

[@mrs.force-kihn118]

Dave worst idea ever

[@cgates2]

Yoooo!!!! Y’all are killin me this episode. Definitely catching that groove. Brendan, you’re visibly getting funnier every episode, especially this one. That no condom rant had me on the floor. Theo is clearly relaxing more as these episodes go on too. For some reason, when he “Sting’d It” to some girl’s relationship advice I fuckin fell out.

[@ELMKTF]

Theo's hair looks like a soft grizzly bear rug🐻

[@gunsnwheels9214]

KeeptheFaith that imagination is spectacular, cute. My hair is kind of like Brendan's, I wish I had the balls to have Theos.

[@whiteguyplays6229]

"Laura Crotch - Womb Raider" 😂😂😂 how does he come up with such Gold!!

[@b.660]

33:40 In another country a place like America but it's a little bitty building? Embassy? lol

[@karljonson3287]

Lmao Theo's a genius.

[@stevengorman23]

That had me laughing so hard 😂

[@BloodBathAnBeyon]

was in the middle of a Rogan podcast when I saw that the bee sting notification popped up and here I am I'll get back to Rogans later

[@BornOfTungsten]

Brendan actually had a good burn, this time! The Patrick Swayze Halloween costume line made me hiss.

[@MotoDUDEabides]

Theo is on fire this week. I was rollin!