Pirate Theo | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #7

[@ololwtf]

Theo looks like Solid Snake if he grew up in a trailer park

[@RD-xq9bs]

This is an accurate description if I ever read one.

[@viagabee9193]

BRO LMFAO

[@blockbanger1047]

Good one

[@coyote7184]

🙌 what a reference

[@Reillycomics]

You win!! Lol

[@L3G5]

Theo out here assembling the Avengers

[@RJMacReady1]

It kinda feels like a podcast multiverse with theo, bobby, d'elia, joey, and then schaub and callen as hawkeye and black widow. I thought rogan was a part of it at first, but its pretty obvious he just wanna do his own thing.

[@DD-sq3mr]

bruh, theo was on Fa Fa FIIIIIIIRE this episode lmfao

[@kjeezy2990]

😂

[@jeremytillman3567]

Lmao

[@Philtr3]

Correction, Gangvengers

[@RIPbobblee]

Rewatching 2 years later. These early episodes were so damn good

[@dilloncarpenter8655]

Still good 5 years later 👋

[@JO-kj9mv]

@@dilloncarpenter8655GG BUZZ BUZZ

[@alexwright6027]

@@dilloncarpenter8655 still good two months after five years later

[@Adam3030-zf4gr]

Rewatching 5 years later!! 😂🔥

[@purplespacebananas]

“First of all...Don’t talk to me unless you’re gonna use all the letters of the alphabet” -Theo Von

[@SheepieGerbils]

Kyle McClanahan melk

[@8YoHoJo]

5:32

[@ohhimatt9063]

Theo looks like the top 70 or 80 villains in Louisiana.

[@gtm-lifts8426]

GOLD^^^^ I'm from Louisiana so i know

[@Sobiwankenobi]

Hi

[@yurinoworry]

Top 5 Cajun antiheroes

[@Joeyybee]

He looks like the worst 70 80 villains ever lol

[@m.d.s.d7334]

Brendan: "You're blind!" Theo: "Now I know what it's like to be limited, like you." funniest line in from this podcast so far.

[@VashtheReapr]

"Theos got a boner " "Yeah im boned up right now"

[@schneiderman1996]

Theo, “I’ll say this” Von

[@TJBennefield]

When he says that line, you know some funny shit is about to come outta his mouth.

[@vladimirlazic7090]

Dude he said it as i read it. Incredible

[@thomasrainbow]

Like Bobby "Can I just say something" Lee :)

[@Hehawtyragu]

Terry Bennefield facts. Makes me laugh when he says it cause I know shits about to get ridiculous

[@leolion2734]

don't forget about the Theo " i remember this one time" Von version bro

[@Joel80155]

its hilarious how theo calls out brendan for not speaking correctly haha

[@CM-sc5we]

Brendan is the type of guy to call out other people for not sounding like him but the dude cant even say milk or Adidas correctly.

[@PennyHardaway1]

Theo forgets people's name after 42 seconds of conversation

[@bni6786]

Same here dude, it’s that mild autism gene

[@bennimmo1615]

Always

[@elguapo.1234]

Except Billy conforto RIP he hit an embankment

[@taco8895]

He’s probably thinking of a thousand jokes in his head in those 42 seconds. So the name is probably forgotten in more like 2 seconds 😆

[@WildLikeGanja]

He pretends so he can come up with a name that's nowhere near the actual name 😂 just like when he pretends not to hear brendan and says "huh" then answers immediately

[@TheAmericanjiujitsu]

“I’m boned up right now. You wanna see that heater?”

[@elosopodast]

Theo looks like a pirate that actually made it and turned her life around.

[@joesmitty34]

Theo is a male.. Dummy..

[@joesmitty34]

Go play elsewhere girly girl

[@alexwright6027]

@@joesmitty34no

[@rhinoakee]

Offender my gender should be a new segment

[@leobadfish2514]

Lmao that's great

[@DanielCalabaza]

Offend m'gend.

[@chasetrapani8698]

*Gender Offender

[@superfuriousroy1295]

Beautiful young man or woman

[@stilly1364]

Perfect hahaha

[@yaipr12pr40]

Coming back to visit the good episodes since it's officially over . Good run guys. Thanks for all the content that got us through some tough moments. Salute gang gang buzz buzz

[@christophermagnuson-romo6171]

Theo looking like a Great Value Snake Plisken.

[@McFrostyCoon]

Damn. beat me to it

[@ZMB-on5ub]

Escape From New Orleans.

[@JW-pj1zd]

Fucking hilarious

[@TheLorenz4413]

Best comment!

[@nr.17]

As soon as Brendan said Big trouble in little China, I thought no but definitely Snake Plisken. Someone needs to photoshop Theo's patched face here into Escape from NY or LA pic. Hilarious

[@omaisgee123]

is no one really gonna mention how much Theo resembles Solid Snake? same hair-do and eye patch 🤣 All he needs is the headband

[@mr1rottenapple]

The big Brown piece of shit isn't legit enough to know that refrence. ..duh

[@TranscendentMaster]

Thamk you

[@DodgeyHodgey]

It's not solid snake it's the rigid rat

[@abloshow91]

He looks more like venom or naked

[@omaisgee123]

@Kingpin Entertainment This WHOLE comment section shoulda called it out I didnt see 1 comment addressing it dont be mad

[@iem7252]

Theo Von is one of the standard characters you meet at Butcher's Creek in Red Dead Redemption 2.

[@AndeTheGr8]

i.e.m. Yooo that is fucking gold 😂😂

[@Jah94565]

Hahahahaha!

[@Turk_2023]

He needs to be a main voice in GTA VI.... Diaz too.

[@isaacelisaldez131]

Esoteric, but accurate

[@xplex2]

That dude is PRE-MALONE

[@bni6786]

😂😂😂

[@evanabbott2737]

That’s what’s UP!😁👍

[@otjunior]

Damn it!! you beat me to the punch haha

[@christopherbenton2732]

Well done

[@sam8490]

water's wet, fire burns, and brendan schaub is not the bee sting king

[@titoortiz168]

IS IT THOOOOOOOOO??? LOOKS LIKE HES BEEN *STUNGGGGGGGGGG*

[@tbranscom1]

are you inttoxacatededed

[@skyninja2021]

Water is not wet!!!

[@robsomner476]

gay fling queen who gets a bee sting.

[@scopic4476]

If anything he's Queen Bee

[@tbranscom1]

CHIN PLEASE FIX THE "BEE STING KING" thanks homie

[@jasonjkruger]

Metalbender00 for real just edit out the first "King" lol. Two second edit.

[@NH-cr2dc]

BEE STING KING BABY COME GET IT

[@robsomner476]

obviously he doesn't wear the pants in the producer/talent relationship.

[@dannygibson.meditating]

PLEASEEEEEEE! It doesnt make any sense!

[@Max_El-Cucuy_Holloway]

One of the best podcasts ever, people complain about one word in the intro wtf..

[@Danucis]

We need to submit Bee Sting vs. Bee Sting King as a debate suggestion and they should let us vote on it

[@pluckyspector]

Brendan wouldn't let it happen, ego is strong in the Bee Sting King!!!🐝👑🤣

[@scubasteve4053]

Chin would do it if it was enough people

[@allensmith.aaffect.1626]

And see if we can vote blandon out and also vote on a replacement. Theo and Joey Diaz would be hilarious. Or theo and santino.. Blandon Schlob just annoys me. He always waits for theo's answers, and rides off his jokes or funny lines.. Him, rippin on theo is the only mildly amusing think schlob does. . He is a doofus and loud and not funny. :/ (IMO.) To each their own.

[@scubasteve4053]

Allen Smith. {aAffect.} nah it’s good duo..... Joey Diaz couldn’t keep up like Brendan. There both legit together

[@allensmith.aaffect.1626]

@@scubasteve4053 I think Joey could keep up, he isn't on the edibles anymore haha. And santino would more than keep up. Brendan trys too hard imo.

[@MrTreefitty]

“Bust loads, that’s the way life goes” I’d buy that shirt!

[@evanabbott2737]

Hahahahaha me too! I want that shit!!😁👍

[@TKtheFightingRealtor]

"I thought blinkers was a racist word for people with dry eyes" never wanted to be best friends with someone more.

[@evanabbott2737]

Hahahaha

[@4Everlast]

The guy is a fuckin' walkin' quote mashine.

[@lucassmith1886]

@@4Everlast hahaha I know

[@sketcharmslong6289]

"Friends was like a bunch of white supremacists around a fountain" Hahahha Theo you legend

[@bubustinks]

Theo flexing that AirPod money 💰

[@jamesrichardson469]

john Ruiz didn’t make a dent

[@Chernobylcunt]

Ken Hugs Didn’t make aaaa de--ing

[@DevilsAvocado69]

No he started getting royalties from Escape from New York....

[@musiccity607]

My boy is ba.. ba.. ba.. BALLLLLING 💰 Just let the money falling from the sky. Theo got that hitter like a cherry fucking apple pie 🍰

[@Vasco__]

Those are Soulja Pods bro

[@AZjesse1]

Brah the eye patch and air pods lmao perfect

[@McShag420]

I thought he had cig filters hanging out of his ears, those things look stupid af!

[@drrrrzz9145]

the show's starting to settle into a nice groove

[@skeeblyboggs4914]

The names Alissa, 25. what’s her first name randy? Lmaooooo

[@yui_bernz]

Her name is Al Lisa

[@icloud9553]

Theo fought his barber and lost a eye

[@ryannath85]

Herpes in the eye from those makeup tools must suck

[@JD-ns9mr]

Pink eye from eating that dirty LA booty

[@elchiponr1]

It's "an" eye, you fucking mammal

[@TastyChevelle]

*an eye

[@elchiponr1]

@@TastyChevelle read the friggin comments, you one-eyed creature

[@BL-wh2ux]

"Is that Lee Syatt on his lap?" Good eye, Theo.

[@IronGazille]

Joe Mama bruh that killed

[@PapaAL21631]

“Good eye, Theo.” I “see” what you did there. LoL

[@FanatikJ]

Even with Chin drooling over the asian trans, this is way better than JRE these days.

[@jcav764]

Completely different type of podcast. This shit is hilarious though

[@skyblue9991]

You're out of your damn mind.

[@sea8278]

30:40 "Don't look at my eyes and know what color they are"

[@rain765k]

Brendan-"you got those tree frog eyes bro" Theo-"what are you talking about bro?" Proceeds to make frog noise lmaoooooo

[@nicholascampbell90]

Best Podcast on the internet.

[@bubustinks]

Been waiting all week for this... nothing else mattered

[@skeletor7708]

Dude how good is this podcast honestly!

[@blakegarry3522]

I love it but thought this was the worst episode by far

[@FanatikJ]

It’s way better than Joe “sponsored by Twitter” Rogan.

[@blazedandconfused477]

@@FanatikJ Quite a high bar you're setting there./

[@bret8322]

brendan has never made me laugh harder than his impression of theo w an eye patch

[@musicjunkie31karma]

Breanna Tucker omg I fuckin cried everytime

[@derekgill9649]

Theo looks like Buck from Ice Age...and that's a good thing.

[@Seatowntony206]

On God he does😂😂😂

[@oiitzME1266]

Hahahaha straight up!

[@RefineIrony]

HAAAAA BRUNDIN THOUGHT THAT DUDE WAS HOT 😆😆😆😆

[@iem7252]

brundin? illiterate fuck

[@RefineIrony]

@@iem7252 colmber then ewe our

[@iem7252]

@@RefineIrony wtf is this?

[@RefineIrony]

@@iem7252 migh bessed uttemt ate beeng lidyrit u fnckin bidder prikc

[@vinny5638]

lmfao he really did

[@googleuser859]

Shout out to aunt Dee.

[@RobertSarsoza]

FR can we get her @

[@yeezywesty3651]

Sweet Dee.

[@TheBakersGuild]

"A nice dinner where???" "Name a store." LMAOOO

[@GravyHucker]

Sometimes, the energy between 2 men is just so intense it has to form it's own podcast. What we witness here is the fruits of Theo and Brendan's love.

[@juvedamexivan2.010]

Bee sting king 👎

[@NH-cr2dc]

BUZZ BUZZ GANG

[@c.u.r.c.c.6901]

juvedamexivan 2.0 get your shit together

[@ShlomoMetzenbaum]

lol wtf is a the bee sting king hahahahah what a lame ass fucking nickname what the fuck like stop brandon stahppppp hahah so fucking dumb haha holy shit

[@TheDuke4100]

WHAT?

[@blunty6feetunder]

Every episode that shit makes me cringe hard

[@skyekingdom0]

Pirate King Theo nibbling on that dark arts devil fruit

[@gxrlicjrco7257]

Theo look like Solid Snake!

[@CBDBnoho]

theLastMichael i always thought he had the exact solid snake/big boss mullet LoL

[@Cucumber_Jones]

Solid snake in his pants bruh hah

[@weedallweek]

Theo pulls up to red lights with his windows down playing that Sexual Dysfunction Audible tape

[@CaptainLog]

Theo Von lookin like a pirate on welfare.

[@mrbawsaq623]

Keep it up and you guys will be in the running for cutest youtube couple

[@eljefe114]

Alec Poole there’s the gay guy

[@oscarlohens8586]

@@eljefe114 them emerald hitters

[@jovyyy5493]

I'll say this dude..this is another great episode ..ya know

[@SkillBeatz]

I actually appreciate that finishing statement about his standup and Theos creativity. He has success but recognizes that he is still “new” and is humble around his peers.

[@JJ-Toreddie]

I'm not taking eye-avice from you chin

[@toddsimone7182]

how bout an eyepetizer

[@daforetoldplaya]

Brett michaels bisping theo is the king of puns hommie drops the illest puns on the fly

[@DaddynHay]

Why did the views drop in half all of a sudden? This is the best podcast around by FAR.

[@allensmith.aaffect.1626]

Blandon Schlobb is annoying.

[@joesmitty34]

@@allensmith.aaffect.1626 Then wtf u listen for...

[@soap.f]

maybe cause its been up for 21 hours? lol

[@crunch9876]

Joe Smitty for Theo

[@PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat]

@Charly Hayes *Fuck them. We dont want them anyway. The true fans arent a bunch of pussies and we'll stick around no matter what. GANG GANG!*

[@TheMillersToll]

I love this off the cuff improv stuff that they have going. The insults are so bizarre and quirky. Theo lookin like Snake Plissken tried out for the Goonies

[@twrzenski]

"Is that Lee Syatt on his lap?"

[@buckast3907]

Chin back on that kratum uploading this late lmao

[@rexwetzel8905]

Yup

[@rexwetzel8905]

Kray krayed

[@Colt-Forty5]

BMF = *BLACK MAFIA FAMILY* Show some respect, Brenda.

[@unclebingo8263]

The show desperately needs a African American hip-hop Consultant

[@WallhacksYT]

Or Big "Meech" Flenory

[@unfadeablecivic]

Blowin money fast...💨

[@shpongle7322]

brenda scoffs at respect.

[@justinessa5246]

They make fun of hip hop because hip hop culture is retarded. That's why they dont have a consultant.....there's no need to consult anyone on something that everyone knows is retarded

[@yaipr12pr40]

ill never forget one time when Theo told Brendan he looked like a pack of baby wolves were teething on his ears 😂😂😂 cant see em now

[@notrealpalmer]

Pretty cool seeing your guys’ chemistry together grow every episode. One of my favorite podcasts along with all the other ones that both of you do! Haha GANG GANG 🐝🐝

[@joeromano6762]

This is literally comedy GOLD

[@reggiebannister4098]

RIP Alyssa

[@MJoooooseph]

Reggie Bannister What’s his first name?

[@gxrlicjrco7257]

@@MJoooooseph Randy

[@unfadeablecivic]

That’s not an eye patch that’s actually chins jockstrap. 🍤

[@beyondtheview9668]

unfadeable shrimp gang

[@WillsVidsTwithctvquantbeef]

hahaha

[@RM-cv5xu]

Shrimp dick chin

[@Lauren-zk3ez]

I now want to see Theo in a Captain Ron remake.

[@Baqsam]

The chemistry is otherworldly.

[@eljefe114]

Strike two Brendan lmaooo first episode he said Lynching when talking about black people and then said he dated a black girl with kool aid lips 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jakelwr2487]

Lol giving him strikes

[@willisattack]

Ya...

[@da-kangawallafox5039]

What does kool aid lips mean?

[@devinb9985]

You can hear Chin audibly cringe when he first says it too

[@ninjaslayergod6072]

Stop trying to be that person stop race baiting!! Get a life idiot

[@rudymcrudy964]

Theo looking like Venom Snake from metal gear.

[@SkateNCreate90]

Fuck. You beat me to it.

[@Twanvictor]

Solid snake*

[@rudymcrudy964]

@@Twanvictor no it's venom snake actually, you are mistaken, please do research next time before you correct anyone, but sure he also looks like solid snake.

[@joerisch2300]

Keep checking this page like an addict. You got the new episode mannn?

[@victorgjonaj6075]

theo making me fukn cry this episode

[@AdnanCucak]

Imagine being Alyssa and watching these guys roast you about maybe being a dude

[@unxnxwn1798]

I’m using all of my imagination for that one, those were some man hands.

[@BuckeyeCory]

Joe Palumbo I was 95% man, then I noticed the nostrils. I never seen a man with such slim nostril holes, but I have seen women with a nose like that. But u never know...

[@VK-cp2kc]

"How many super balls did he win chin?" - Brendan "football" Shwab

[@matt8797]

“Do you have a dog or a cat?” “Um, i think i have a cat.”

[@fmberlin]

"He's playing warm floor"!...haha

[@lindencroser8058]

FM Berlin Holy shit how fucking funny was that call.. I nearly crashed i was laughing so hard.. Fuck Theo is the funniest dude on the planet

[@-k-b-]

This is the funniest fucking podcast dude Jesus Christ, I feel like I have to watch every episode before I watch the new episodes

[@heylisten1605]

Best so far. Haven't laughed this hard in a minute. "What's the first name, Randy?"

[@SincereDoper]

pro tip: if you have to sit around for 10 minutes straight debating whether or not it's a man, it is always a man. now it's 2019 so he can be all the she he wants to be, but yes that is very clearly a dude wearing makeup and a wig. the fact that theo had to point that out to brawndo makes me question him a bit.

[@X3.X3]

SincereDoper lol right! At first Brendan was like ‘DAMNNN!’ Then theos like ‘that’s a man’ ( •_•) 😂

[@theorv29]

SincereDoper this comment needs to be in the fucking video description

[@soren00024]

Theres no way alyssa is a man hahahah

[@tbrooksism]

Bren means well... he is also working with two less ears than most, let him be attracted to a man in a dress every now and then... thats what i say

[@Third_Eye_on_the_Sky]

SincereDoper: That’s just 4th grade logic that dude had a protip sliding around in those baby sweat pants tho fo sho bro. He looks like Richard Simmon’s side piece bruh.

[@lancelegstrong7434]

Bee sting and Snake Pliskin

[@RABrillantes]

30:50 Theo - “Who’s that? Is that Lee Syatt on his lap?” 😂😂😂

[@malachijohnson3437]

Man this is the most entertaining shit Ive heard in years. No filter, just hilarious trash every 5 seconds. Thanks a ton, dont stop!

[@scubasteve4053]

Schaub isn’t a bee sting king he’s just a bee sting, cause it looks like he got stung by a bunch of bees

[@mikemicheletti7882]

35:51 "It's called a hurricane, you delinquent " lmao I watched that 5 times lmao

[@driftkingzgtr]

Slick Rick Louisiana style bruh

[@gunsnwheels9214]

This is the very best podcast ever, never stop this.

[@jonahventura576]

“How bout a cheeseburger mon?”😂😂😂😂😂

[@tydontdy3459]

Brendan's Flaunt My Aunt beat box song at 51:43, is wayyy better than the intro song

[@PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat]

*get some Windex for them ears boii*

[@tydontdy3459]

@@PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat Lmao

[@double_d_8885]

I wonder how Chin REALLY feels about Theo and Brenden?

[@kkuatocool6654]

Big Trouble in Little China that's hilarious

[@quailman8238]

He recycled a joke when he actually meant escape from LA

[@kkuatocool6654]

@@quailman8238 in big trouble little China they looking for green eyes

[@guitjolin]

"How do you live when you leave other people, when you're out on your own??" Great

[@Jboogie_81]

“I HAVE ONE EYE” 😆

[@chrisheath687]

From Rat king to Solid Snake king real quick

[@ethansunseri]

This is actually the best podcast.

[@vantheravensfan5877]

*B.M.F. STANDS FOR BLACK MAFIA FAMILY IT LITERALLY SAYS IT ON THE SHIRT BUT THEN AGAIN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BRENDAN AND WE ALL KNOW HE CAN'T READ* 😂😂😂

[@rachelchristine8115]

I think Alyssa might be a... mannequin

[@jakeos6051]

definitely a bloke

[@_sowhat_]

clearly

[@brettlogan1421]

You mean MANnequin?

[@JahRandom]

lol I feel bad but I'm dying lmao

[@wesleyhudnall3353]

Whatever Alyssa is trying to be.. he/she needs to try harder.

[@keepcalm2451]

Brenden looks like a 6th year high school football player who went straight to the booth

[@ldg508]

Brendan that BMF on his hoodie stands for Black Mafia Family Big Meechs crew

[@NS-sx4dq]

Lmao it took like two episodes for flaunt my aunt to devolve into pictures of hot girls or absolute weirdos

[@sweetswing1]

That dude with the wide tie has style.

[@nicolaslecocq1055]

14:12 Trans Brian Callen

[@ikewangen]

Brendan: do you have a dog or a cat? Theo: I think i have a cat..

[@X3.X3]

‘Bald shaved but if it’s bald-bald than its illegal’ 😂 🤣

[@korbenboombastik]

49:50 gotta put some dipping sauces in the emergency duffles just in case haha

[@tylerwilcox9922]

I've been waiting all day for episode #8 get on your a game boys. Gang gang.

[@SloweredLexus]

6:09 never in my life have I seen DSL’s on a 6th grader 😂