KingCobraJFS - Cobra Classics: I Miss Stephanie

[@covertyankee]

The flock of dead beats that encircle this apartment is mind numbing.

[@realFlanch]

covertyankee bewildering

[@gothickingroachjfs5677]

covertyankee mmhmmm

[@bbones504]

covertyankee I’m positive most of the population is homeless job core dropouts..

[@spectrealangritch]

dormie basne as someone who lives in Casper.. it’s actually a wealthy oil rich town. Theres just a few who don’t work a job.. and a portion that work even less..

[@rodneyking8896]

Not really.

[@dainironfoot7265]

The guy in the background vowed to get his life together after this.

[@murphysanders9878]

Lol

[@schrodingers-chestpain]

And yet he's still somewhere smoking spice to this day

[@privateuser7]

@@schrodingers-chestpain nah dude he actually has a job at a car dealership and is doing great

[@samusvikerness661]

I think of the guys that were sitting on my couch ten years ago sometimes. Life sucks.

[@nathanieljaynes9088]

🤣

[@TheInter88]

holy shit he used to be able to talk so fast brain rot coming in quite nicely

[@timestampgod7338]

Fuckin all yayo'd up 🐍

[@briguy459]

Its the lead water

[@Xxmeca421xX]

Pretty sure he's on speed here

[@MetalAnarchyUSA]

Adderall

[@anons000]

@@Xxmeca421xX adderall

[@HonorarySaiyan]

I am absolutely terrified of ending up like him and his friends.

[@brotherardash1960]

Then you're already ahead of the game. You'll be aight

[@Romegyptian]

GOOD

[@AerikVon]

😬

[@stephaniecoomey2356]

@@brotherardash1960100%

[@SlitWristMisfit_]

You're already there, sorry to break it to you.

[@BunnaySango]

Stephanie was his ONE SHOT at happiness and he blew it.

[@tinydancer3383]

I can’t believe he dumped her omg

[@trinitysoul]

Didn’t he cheat on her and then started talking about her coochie being looser then Las Vegas slots 🎰

[@SlitWristMisfit_]

She would have left him eventually no matter what.

[@jimmymetal713]

She wouldn't have because she loves his "cawk"

[@erebus79]

stephanie is disgusting

[@ZippyLikesZippers]

He seems so much more coherent lucid in these old videos. Maybe a little less delusional. Too many fried avocados and satan's breakfast burgers.

[@ronnieronson4390]

He seems like he’s on speed, he’s just straight mumble rambling

[@unknown.mp4]

wufabufa too much cannabis in the clock tower

[@MikeJones-cp6cc]

This was before the internet community facilitated his delusions of grandeur as a sick form of entertainment. Now he is convinced of his own superiority as a so called KZbin celebrity and cries about what's wrong with this "judgmental" society while talking shit about and threatening people he feels that are lower than he is based solely on number of subscribers... so fuckin' sad!

[@renn200]

And spice

[@sega32xxx14]

Yeah it was definitely the spice. No doubt about it. That stuff is evil. I've legitimately watched it make several people dumber, permanently also, some quite significantly, others it made them have like delusional or schizophrenic qualities that didn't exist what so ever before they used that shit heavily. It's been confirmed that Josh had a years long run of spice abuse by HBScotty himself, so yeah I guarantee you his obvious mental decline was due to the spice usage, even if he has finally ceased, which certainly isn't definite. As for this video there is a significant chance he was under the influence of meth.

[@matthewhopkins666]

He has aged so well in the 11 years since this video.

[@realFlanch]

He has a "friend" there...yet he babbles into a computer....priceless. And btw......I miss her terribly,I really do.

[@undergroundtomas8083]

SouP SaMMicH I don't forget how she tastes

[@JRWeez]

Be an awesome saga if stephanie and cobes got back together

[@hiding_my_name]

This Cobra speaks a lot more sense than today's Cobra.

[@ServingOthers99]

JFS has aged himself like 30 years since this video, 7 years ago. He almost looks like a totally different person here

[@thesausage351]

Right? He seems like a guy you’d have a chat with if you were in line together somewhere, or whatever. Now you’d go out of your way to get away from him

[@KB8Killa]

@@thesausage351 perfectly put

[@deadschooled]

7 years??? Holy f-

[@grungeisdead8998]

​@@thesausage351 the Boglim transformation is coming in nicely toobz

[@HitRockBoglim]

I see no difference you're just jealous trole

[@Danielv344]

All the relationship advice he gives out now is all based on this one moment

[@spyder6423]

We coulda gone to the state championship if coach had put me in the third quarter."

[@lankey6969]

Guy in the background was back in his truck about an hour and a half later.

[@gothickingroachjfs5677]

I think he misses her terribly

[@asyoursunsets]

The de-evolution this man has gone through is jaw dropping

[@cthulhuhandluke8026]

Are we not men? We are devo

[@lancehowle2007]

Booze and Spice made him really nice.

[@JRWeez]

Life beats the heck outta some people man.... trust me i know

[@Rootiga]

@@JRWeez "life" is a funny way of saying "abusing every substance known to man"

[@stephaniecoomey2356]

@@JRWeezyeah dude come off it, did your highschool girlfriend break up with you? Oh how hard.

[@mkmike4903]

Watching these classic cobra videos reminds me of the early seasons of Trailer Park Boys. Its amazing what years of alcohol and duster abuse can do to a person's mind and articulation.

[@bigolgreasemangreg1314]

i miss this era of cobra, he was so lively. and he spoke way smoother

[@realFlanch]

I still remember the way Stephanie tastes....like corn chips.

[@Arockavich]

TWU

[@JoeysKat1127]

*I'm gonna guess that Stephanie tasted more like the spicy fish pizza that made Josh "pee out of his butt" for two days lmfao...*

[@CJ-ss3lj]

Dipped in egg salad, delicately coated in bleu cheese dressing. BUT if u dont say bleu like the french then ur tasting her wrong.

[@coomr419]

Aawgh man wtf

[@BabbleOn777]

Jessicka tastes like Wendys grease. Guess Josh can smell the good stuff.

[@cdub5219]

The lesbian era is undefeated

[@lucienwmoon]

I think homeless dude A) Brought Cobra some speed and B) Stopped staying at his place and started sleeping in his car after this video was made. Jesus Christ, No self awareness.

[@lorstdringus9791]

its weird that josh seems like hes tweaking and the other guy seems like hes on heroin

[@mike2312p]

These are the Adderall days

[@cookingfanman1234]

Poor Cobes, he went from talking too fast to talking too slow without the normal sweet-spot in between.

[@themonsta6669]

Got creepy toward the end when mentioned homemade porn with Stephanie on his computer and couch guy sat up to get a look🤣🤣

[@raoulduke8725]

After years of internet rabbit holes I’m desensitized to everything,however that made me lol uncontrollably with tears running down my face 😂🤣😂

[@bracksampson1]

This is one of my favorite cobe moments. That weirdo def went to search that out. He perked up like a street dog who was given a steak.

[@septixskeptix1107]

Kent is just an overflowing fountain of personality.. He should have his own KZbin channel.

[@caspersrealwizard525]

He is a TOTALLY different “human” now lol. He has deteriorated worse than a chocolate sculpture in the middle of the Saharan desert.

[@mkmike4903]

He's not even human anymore. He's like an alien that's taken over his body.

[@hiding_my_name]

I was gonna say "butter sculpture" but if Josh was making it, it would be a Country Crock sculpture

[@Kingbast69]

The way Kent Loaf comes alive at the mention of Homebrew Porno, TWU!

[@cendicate9132]

Ever since that dry spell, things just haven't been the same for poor'ol cobes

[@LonnieLawless]

Ho Lee Shit. I just clicked on this after watching one of the Cobz live streams in 2020. Dude sounds like a legit learned gentleman compared to present day. Malt liquor and spice has really done a number on our gothic badboi.

[@Me16768]

It’s so sad to see how much is changed from then to now. At least he’s got his drinking under control.

[@smittywerbenjagermanjenson1408]

Crazy looking back at this and how he was still mostly a regular person; now it's a pure sideshow.

[@Daplin1]

Happy birthday

[@lefthandcigg4253]

He smokes ciggs like that weird divorced aunt that swears up and down she was at Woodstock 69

[@HitRockBoglim]

Smokin' it like a left-handed devil amirite trole 🤘🐍

[@Name-se3lf]

Real talk Steph was t h i c c Cobes won the Job Corp lotto with her

[@kingcobrajfssepaboosterclub]

First Last the ass was phat

[@Rahu866]

Wow seeing how coherent he is back then, it's sad how bad he's gotten lately

[@scottgross842]

I can’t believe how quickly he lost his hair. The other big take is how quickly he speaks here, he really has gone down hill so fast.

[@exploringwithasmr]

Still no car or drivers license.

[@1paizart]

Do you really want this dude on the road?

[@trinitysoul]

@@1paizart yes it would be hilarious hearing about him crashing into the back of a liquor store and trying to fix things with his wand 😝😂 waving it around like a moron.

[@r1ngs400]

ahhh the days of yore, you could easily mistake him for a pasty faced midwestern diner waitress, but now? boglim through and through

[@Diejoubu]

Why does 2013 Cobes seem like a guy I wouldn’t mind talking to over a beer? The stark contrast to 2020 Cobes is jarring.

[@ultimata719]

Crazy difference can’t believe this was just 7 years ago

[@imsorrydude6732]

Oh boy 2020 was fine compared to nowadays TMDNWU

[@wreckedstamps3025]

His mental health then was far better than it currently is. He was making actual sentences instead of blurting half sentences of gender relations

[@yancieb]

In that moment of lust and...awesomeness

[@CourtneyMarie-ep6ez]

Dude in the background is like “what the fuck is he on about?”

[@Detlionsfan16]

I don't even know wtf he's talking about i just watch for a good lmao

[@gcf7175]

Damn, a cobra video I don't have to play at 2X speed.

[@30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44]

Lool

[@kingpinkoopa6218]

Because he's on 2x the speed

[@ComeInAlone00000]

@patrick kenyon toobz*

[@ComeInAlone00000]

@patrick kenyon twu

[@Gimilli]

hearing the boglim talking this fast and being semi coherent is shocking. he conveys more in 30 seconds in this vid than he does in 4 hours now. sad

[@ghostshellz752]

The beginning of THE.......END! He is Off the Rails now! He just looks like a grundgy Goth zombie in 2019! His brain is just wired so different now! He is close to being normal in these older vids.

[@TheAussieStig30]

He was in his meds and it was prior to spice days.

[@Adam_Oreo98]

Gimme Motörhead Til I’m Dead Josh most certainly believes in Overkill when it comes to spice, if ya gnome sayin

[@brotherardash1960]

Go check it out now, tooobz

[@badground3534]

It’s crazy how coherent and normal he is here…. Drugs and alcohol have completely destroyed cobes…. It is what it is

[@onesgone397]

Dude he was still doing drugs here and alchol tho probably not as much plus he likely could have been on amohetmines

[@KryissyaGuilbeault]

His hand stephanie rejected him again

[@krankenheim13]

Josh looked and sounded better. Shows how hard he’s fallen.

[@CryoBear72]

He used to talk like a regular person his flow of speech was more regular and he in general seemed so much more coherent. Really sad to see this Cobes vs 2021 Cobes

[@00loudog]

His brain is moving faster then he can get the words out speed is a helluva drug TWU

[@HitRockBoglim]

We miss the real you Cobez 😢💔🤘🐍

[@ItHercules]

hahaha "i love the taste of stephanie" while i guy sits 3' away smoking weed. hahahaha totally pissening

[@bryanelwell6268]

used to have semi realistic goals back then, shit man

[@MaCNuTz-tu8ot]

Cobra pre sicko

[@HitRockBoglim]

Sick-O mode: engaged trole

[@shookya6976]

Great work my dude

[@Blady99]

There’s nothing like these videos. Praise Bitesize’s Editing Magic!

[@codyglover9317]

That guy in the background staring at Cobes looks like he's trying to figure out what to do with his body...

[@gilgosseyn6602]

Kent has real Pruane-2-Forever's dad's vibes

[@TPhreak]

Woah, he is pretty normal here. This is the most normal I've seen him since journeying down this rabbit hole. What happened to make him so weird?

[@SpaceJamOnBluRay]

Man, I've been watching him on and off for about 8 or 9 years. I'll fall out of it and then come back a while later and every time he seems worse off. Coming back to an older video really shows you how much he's declined. I think maybe it's a combination of social isolation, being perpetually unemployed, alcohol, and "spice". But honestly who knows. He was way less delusional back then as well.

[@danielcampbell9457]

sex, drugs and goth n roll.

[@Giantshredder]

As a person who's seen it all...I'd say it the alcohol. It burned his brain out, which was already screwed up because of his Asperger's. He's was always a compulsive liar and exaggerator. That certainly has carried on. He can definitely still talk and talk. He's stuck in his own little world. His hygiene, personality, and energy are gone. His focus is now only KZbin, alcohol, and tobacco. Oh and food.

[@clappymake]

​​@@danielcampbell9457 two knee slaps

[@spectrealangritch]

“ You look deep in thought..” “... yeah man, what if they made zigzags out of fucking weed man!.. also what if they legalized weed just at taco bell at least, and made a weed taco..who’s Anastasia, or Stephanie? Whatever you said, is she cool man?”

[@JoshRockolla]

10:00

[@mawxgunderson743]

I know.. I watched this a few times over... strange

[@timestampgod7338]

Lmfao 🤣

[@DonLogan12341]

That is hilarious!

[@jaydwy8069]

Lamo

[@jonvia]

Cobes is as white as his walls.

[@HitRockBoglim]

He's just goth trole trole

[@sneakthieve]

His speech has declined so terribly. While a youthful incoherent, rant; he seems intelligent. Like he has a working brain.

[@GVReefs]

Homeboy in the back activated like a sex tape seeking robot when Josh started clicking and transferring those videos lol... that was one of the best things I've seen going down this entire rabbit hole... that's what you get when you let dudes crash on the couch

[@mastershake42019]

He looks like a different human now

[@redtargetball]

Look at that eye

[@hexkwondo]

Wow… Cobra then vs Cobra now are two totally different people! Like this past Cobra is still full of life and his voice has a faster cadence. Like he still had hope. It’s sad to see what he’s devolved to now. But reading the comments, I see that this was the beginning of the end.

[@Resinpro]

Yeah, goin back to these videos actually gets me sad for the guy. Until I realize what he’s become and the fact he turned into a horrid person takes the forefront

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

It’s been awhile since I’ve gone and fucked things up just like I always do

[@timestampgod7338]

Geeked to the gills 💀👑🐍

[@brotherardash1960]

Nice of Josh's lesbian fraternal twin sister that was way too into "The Craft" to fill in and record this video for him.

[@itzskellington6548]

They way he popped up when he heard porno 😂

[@jmcmike4407]

What was the number of “miss her terribly”s?

[@TheDirtyChef]

Poor cobes, we miss the old you. The new you is the saddest thing i have seen. All jokes aside I wish he would get some help and get off the drugs and alcohol. Watching him destroy himself is the worst.

[@darrenengler6888]

that guy Ken is scary

[@WestonEvans]

Gentiles

[@NragedXX]

Wow the difference between then and now.... hmm water on the brain is coming in quite nicely toobz!!

[@danielhamby9448]

He use to be a lot more interesting and full of life, he’s went down hill really bad

[@tonyelliott5000]

Years later and it's sad to see how much worse he's gotten.

[@CaliThrasher86]

~lust and awesomeness~

[@pickint3683]

Sounds like he missed Jessica terribly in this clip, but TWU

[@Xxmeca421xX]

No one forgets about videos they made like that and saying they were never online is an odd thing to add.

[@IDK-kv8ob]

Ritalin is a helluva drug dood

[@BigSad49702]

*this is my friend Kent* 👁👄👁

[@codyglover9317]

She was a ten for him,

[@bbones504]

M’Lords sex stories are all BS and this one video tells it all 😂😂💀💀

[@IDK-kv8ob]

This dude is so fucking spun. So relatable

[@AbsolutelyCasual]

It's sad watching these old videos, he used to be someone you actually kind of rooted for, I had seen the second documentary but I could never find the original trapt documentary, and didn't end up finding it until just a few months ago and after watching that is when I started kind of actually disliking Josh, at this point he's pretty much completely given up and it's hard to watch even trapt said he is no longer interested and doesn't really care for Josh anymore definitely doesn't want to do it third documentary and doesn't watch his content anymore, nowadays the only way to get him to do anything funny is to bribe him with a donation like when he called his dad last month or spam post something to the subreddit until he sees it, as of late the only organic funny thing he's done was hang out with Sasha other than that he literally just sits there doing nothing rambling into the camera about the same stuff he's talked about thousands of times before, until there's some type of celebrity drama like the Kanye West white wives matter thing ECT,

[@HitRockBoglim]

You're sad watching these old videos.. Cobez is to busy livin' the high life to be sad trole. gotcha trole

[@boognish89]

Cobes and I are almost the same age and I spent from middle school on abusing alcohol and drugs and I still get carded. My fuck did heartbreak do a number on our dude. TMDWU

[@lplp765]

Job corps aka the group home .

[@salvatorerusso6727]

Cobes giving advice to his loser friend at the end of this video was amazing

[@themonsta6669]

Damn...them walls are white

[@ChanceProductions]

He went from crack to Xanax and booze. These are two different people… TMDWU

[@Toripusutashi]

Uppers and Downers baby tmdwu

[@Infinite.Worldz]

Hard liquor destroys all. 😢

[@auston781]

im new to the cobra universe but i thought steph broke up with m"lord, but m"lord broke up with her mind blown

[@TheAussieStig30]

M'lord isn't always honest about everything though.

[@Adam_Oreo98]

Gimme Motörhead Til I’m Dead Yeahhhhh butty!

[@Dullrig]

You'd be surprised by what a Gothic Bad Boy can do.

[@JosephBlow123]

Man, Shon was the man.

[@nickridman894]

I wish I had stephanie.

[@DragonballZDeep215]

Jesus Christ was he put on medication at one point? He seems more sedated nowadays.

[@brettstarrett3063]

You know what i'm sayin'

[@joncairy9510]

Bro get food stamps. You could get $230.00 / month max. I'm sure you qualify. Bro you're making urself go crazy.

[@raffelMoger]

it came full circle he is now just like chris and its werid seeing these older videos and how he could of had a normal life

[@Jaybird51]

“You seem so deep in thought” *rips a fat bowl*

[@KB8Killa]

He has degenerated so much

[@jaydwy8069]

Damn, how long has he had that little ventriloquist dummy? Just noticed it behind him on the left.

[@750FAT]

She has other boyfriends bro give up

[@notjoeyg666]

whats the story on kent?