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[@GlitchxCity]

Kingdom Hearts is like Skyrim, you keep buying it and buying it until they come out with new one. Then you repeat the process for the next 10+ years

[@Freedomchoji90]

Can't wait to play kingdom hearts on my Samsung fridge lol

[@Eichsterd123]

@@Freedomchoji90 yea but can you run doom on kh?

[@REVV0000]

so should it be called Kingdom hearts: HD/HD/HD/HD Final Triple Mix+ - Steamboat Edition?

[@twiphe4375]

Yoooo, it's glitch city! I love your music man 🔥🔥🔥

[@TheGalacticVoid]

Never thought you would be here lol

[@SylDragonia]

Woah "they will pay for this" is genius.

[@salami99]

disney mindset these days

[@StealthTheFoxz]

*Donald charging in with his wallet*

[@firefliesowlcity12]

Normies: Kingdom Hearts is a kids game Me: So on the third layer of the nested time loop ...

[@TheSuperion123]

Wait what? There are time loops in KH?

[@firefliesowlcity12]

@@TheSuperion123 The entirety of the Xehanort saga is caused due to a timeloop by the Master of Masters since he sees it happens and decides to make it happen. Before the start of KH1 Xehanort's heart goes back in time to cause Young Xehanort to become Xehanort to become Xehanort. This second time loop only happens because of the first time loop. During DDD Sora goes back in time to KH1 stealing the raft causing himself to notice the raft was missing in KH1 becoming the protagonist of the KH series. This third time loop only happens because of the second time loop. Young Xehanort then time travels to the future and dies to Sora in the future in KH3. This fourth time loop only happens because of the second and fourth time loops. Sora then goes back in time during KH3 and fights Young Xehanort during KH3 this fifth timeloop only happens because of the fourth time loop.

[@eCoreCZA]

@@firefliesowlcity12 Dear god...

[@firefliesowlcity12]

Kingdom Hearts VR is never leaving the PS4. I will forever be one of the few to sit on Destiny Island with the Destiny trio and watch KH cutscenes under a starry sky.

[@Charlie-hv3dh]

You must know who the MoM is, right?

[@Malisteen]

so frustrating the psvr2 wasn't/isn't backwards compatible.

[@kingdanett4043]

I'd pay double for it on Quest /SteamVR

[@theultimaneard]

Kinda wish thay would have used the kingdom hearts vr experience as a tech demo for a full kingdom hearts vr game. Well we can dream.

[@antonrheaume]

Same

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

2:45 That's my cousin! She got really excited to see herself in one of her favorite KZbinr's videos!

[@barsabe]

your cousin had already spent 35 hours in the game?

[@Manganra7]

The “my name spelled backwards” thing is a reference to Just A Pancake’s videos.

[@slayer4932]

Also my name spelled backwards is Disney

[@TheUltimateRare]

darkness.

[@slayer4932]

@@TheUltimateRare KEYBLADE

[@LadyPhoenix222]

Ouchy ouch

[@TheUltimateRare]

@@slayer4932 Say fellas, did somebody say the door to darkness?

[@kev1nno]

9:04 Pretty sure it's Indonesian... "Wangy" basically means "sniff" I think... So yeah, another thirst post for Kairi I guess 😅

[@shadowplayer4418]

yup it's indonesian and i feel uncomfortable to fully translate it here.

[@izzaazzurri]

"Wangi" is "smells good" but it become a slang "wangy-wangy" in vtuber scene which does used as thirst post

[@DavidHutchinson0713]

@@shadowplayer4418 As another Indonesian, I feel uncomfortable even _reading_ it 😅😅

[@HAVOCprojects]

I guess today's Indonesian weeb culture shaped by "both" the VTuber industry and Chinese weeb creations (y'know, mihoyo games and stuff because I've seen people do that to Genshin waifus) has spread into the KH fan community. Dang, so uncomfortable.

[@fahrulrozykadili9864]

As an Indonesian, I fee- Hell no. I don't want to talk about it 🙅‍♂

[@colourkat039]

Ever so unfortunate, that I already have kh on epic games store. But, I am prepared to make horrible financial decisions to indoctrinate my partner into the series Edit: I shouldve made a referance, im dissapointed in myself, forgive me gamersjoint

[@OblivionSeeker]

Im prepared to make horrible financial decisions to play KH2 for the 37th time

[@kev1nno]

I'm probably going to make the same horrible financial decision once the collection with all the games gets cheaper. There'll be a 70% off sale at some point, like there's been on PS plenty of times, I'm sure. And if that does happen - then I think it's horrible financial decision KH brainrot time for me too XD

[@OblivionSeeker]

@@kev1nno we are all going to make horrible Financial decisions for our favorite Keyblade weilder

[@yuugenmagenevileyes9881]

2:42 Hey my dumb review! Never thought I be featured an a Gamer Joint video but hey. :D

[@demp11]

Im sorry for your stomach 😔

[@yuugenmagenevileyes9881]

@@demp11 In the end it was worth it ;)

[@vitrincreates]

​@@yuugenmagenevileyes9881 Are you still eating mayonnaise?

[@yuugenmagenevileyes9881]

@@vitrincreates in truth I did eat a whole jar at least but not just plain. I did cheat a little and made other things like egg salad and of course sandwiches. But I did eat a few spoonfuls of plain mayo (never again though 😅).

[@vitrincreates]

@@yuugenmagenevileyes9881 rest in peace. The other stuff sound delicious though 😂

[@Scala-ad-caelum]

I love meme reviews

[@quinnhouk5369]

Me too

[@pokehearts121]

WHEN YOU WALK AWAAAAAYYYY YOU DONT HEAAARRR ME SAYYYYY PLEEAASSSSSSEEEEEEE! OH BABYY

[@James-xf6ov]

Love evanlence

[@Tomotasauce]

Wonderland and deep jungle are my Roxas tutorial sections😂

[@James-xf6ov]

Brother they confusing until get use to them. Mine is hollow bastion mostly.

[@georgeontheyoutube]

The Switch Pro controller is actually amazing for PC, I have been using one since they launched! Steam has integrated it for a long time, and a lot of games have button prompts built into the Steam versions. Pairs to Windows/Steam seamlessly, gyro controls work really work, 40(ish) hour battery life, extremely comfortable for long periods of play, also super hardy so has survived being knocked off my desk quite a few times. Highly recommend

[@callmesnowboo]

Absolutely. Its my fav Controller.

[@yukimakoto692]

Yeahhh that language at 9:04 is Indonesian and I'll translate it a bit for you guys. Kairi smells nice and her hair too and he doesn't believe Kairi is not real he said fuck to reality. And ge also said MY Kairi tho. So yeah uhh I'll see myself out and bleached my eye also 🗿🗿🗿

[@negimaaddict742]

If the critical mix mod doesn't get updated to the new EGS patch I'm gonna have to get the steam release. Best way to play KH 1.

[@naruhearts1]

The critcal mix mod was the the most difficult KH experience ive ever had, unfortunately i didnt finish it, i got to the last battle and got stuck on the ship/ansem part where you had to save goofy. May try again someday but that save is long gone.

[@Number_055]

You do realise that the new EGS patch _is_ the steam release right?

[@negimaaddict742]

@@Number_055 the mod dev has stated they are not sure if the EGS version will continue to get supported now that the steam version is out. I don't develop mods so IDK exactly what might be preventing that.

[@Number_055]

@@negimaaddict742 That's fair enough, but considering they bothered to update the EGS version to keep it in line with the steam release, I think they will continue support.

[@Manavine]

actually on that, new update actually builds different on steam and on epic still despite the fact that it is literally the same update. It is likely easy to port between the two, but it is also very likely a *tedious* mess. ​@@Number_055

[@michaellovegrove9467]

That Vincent Vega lost in the hippo lagoon followed by Gibby face planting in the lotus forest moment was nearly my death by laughter

[@shawnc292]

I have a theroy on MoMs absence! My called shot is we are going to get KH 3.8 collection next year to hold us over until 2026 for kh4. It will have MoM final mixtape edition (with extra songs and plot relevant cutscenes and lore) RE: Dark Road a playable streamlined version of darkroad with less grind/gacha and more a fun 10 hour experience. Finally a HD collection of the entire Chi series fully voice acted (maybe 3d animated 👀)

[@LeDragoX]

I really hope this theory is not a COPIUM

[@shawnc292]

@@LeDragoX could also just do kh3+MoM+cross/DR HD cutscenes

[@exbeyo]

Why am I catching strays for using a Nintendo Pro controller on my PC 😢

[@callmesnowboo]

Dont worry buddy. I do that too. I love that controller.

[@luar-man77X]

I used to do it but it kept on disconnecting so i bought a ps5 controller and not a ps5

[@Starcat5]

Does an 8BitDo controller count? Because that shot nicked my ear.

[@DraigoDragon]

Used to, Till the left analog started going crazy several years back...

[@lam7039]

and here I am like some kind of weirdo using the Wii U Pro controller (mostly cuz my Switch Pro controller has drift)

[@mmbnandpianostuffs3604]

The only console I ever had was a switch with a pro controller, but one day some burglar entered my home and stole many things including my switch, the controller was in another room, so they didn't see it, and now I play on my pc with my switch pro controller, and I'm a totally normal person.

[@cliffordthompson8248]

That egg cracking mini game is no joke 😂

[@Lagg0118]

The comment about "my name spelled backwards, is disney!" Is a reference to Just a Pancake. Should look him up if youre a true KH fan, if you havent

[@kurocat471]

oh i thought it was saying yen sid looks like a child molester

[@alex5rebooted448]

Hear me out. You know how in KHUX the keyblades you have evolve and change appearance when they hit a certain level? KH3 literally missed out on the coolest thing that they could have done. It would have been so cool to have your keyblade evolve and change appearance when you level it up in the Moogle workshop. A huge missed opportunity from Square, especially with the Starlight keyblade. Also IGN made a video 4 days ago about KHFM. I haven't seen it yet but it would be cool if you could make a video about it!

[@callmesnowboo]

I actually play on my pc with a Switch pro Controller. Its my fav Controller of all time. I even bought a secon one so i dont have to switch between pc and switch all the time. One Controller for each.

[@CritoBlue]

3:49 I use my Switch Pro Controller on PC, I like the feel much better than the Xbox controller. On KH I have to change the prompts to the PS ones tho. Hopefully a mod comes that fixes it comes soon.

[@callmesnowboo]

I agree. Best controller!

[@dmgmercy]

Thank you for always making content also I just bought kingdom hearts for the millionth time but this time on steam hahaha 😂

[@BrandonColeVB]

Giggled at this vid a good amount, loved the edits

[@yvescajou8914]

Btw the "my name spelled backwards is disney" is a reference to just a pancake and his joke about yensid = disney

[@ItsKagiVids]

8:29 It was this moment Jared was hit with mental damage LMAO.

[@TheUltimateRare]

ThIs LoOkS lIkE a GoOd SpOt To FiNd SoMe InGrEdIeNtS

[@newagehero9605]

I want a steam deck oled so bad

[@gamebreakerez2545]

I laughed way to hard at the confused travolta in deep jungle great video 10/10. So glad Kingdom hearts is on Steam ready to dive in again

[@apollo4295]

I literally finished my binge of the series the day before it released on Steam. I was playing the *Jack Sparrow Edition* , but I'm definitely buying them all on Steam just to support companies who care about the Steam Deck. Plus, with the full series bundle on Steam, it works out to about $12.5 per game after tax, not even including the movie stuff. An absolute steal.

[@MANNY100123]

I'm glad I never touched EGS but damn they took their sweet-ass time! Nice to have it on Steam finally!

[@GeneralNickles]

It's a fucking launcher, dude. Your loyalty to eating Gabe Newell's ass and only his ass is some cringey corporate bootlicking shit that even my die hard capitalist brain can't make any sense of. Grow up.

[@NightLash420]

I swear to god your videos/edits are literally the best🤣💯

[@cwvc16]

That was a fun watch. Love steam reviews.

[@JameyMcQueen]

5:18 I nearly died! I started to choke on my popcorn from laughing too hard!

[@Eichsterd123]

8:55 i use the pro codes for the remy minigames

[@Starcat5]

Does the 8BitDo controller count as a Switch Pro Controller? Then yes, I use a Switch Pro Controller on PC. 😈

[@karlwashere123]

I'm glad to see you're back on a regular schedule. you went a while there without uploading. hope things are doing all right. feels like I've been watching you for a decade already.

[@Naxaky]

1:51 I hope steam gets an exlusive kingdom hearts version steam deck so i can buy that machine💀

[@RoleOfQuarters]

switch wired controllers have a extra couple of back buttons that copy the function of 2 of the symbol buttons it feels nicer than you'd expect to have them used by fingers that dont normally get involved with games its so nice to use and i cant wait to see how kingdom hearts feels with it when i eventually get the steam version of kingdom hearts

[@cqllel5186]

3:48 Switch con was the only controller I had for my PC for a while. It's certainly better than Xbox or PS'. I now have a SN30 Pro I use A lot of games only used the backwards ABXY layout on random ass Xbox, but I got an OLED Deck now. Heck even Switch games didn't have proper switch button UI in game. Octopath used Xbox buttons when I used SN30 Pro. Glad the ABXY wasn't forced backwards

[@Inujake7]

Got an ad for Kingdom Hearts on Steam right in the middle of this video!

[@LuCaaZ7]

Never been this early before

[@kyoukaorientalritualistic]

You should do these more often! XD

[@Darc1972]

2:04 i did and will again even on a Smart Fridge, and i would buy a Smart Fridge.

[@cwsfan16]

I've been having an issue with my camera randomly rotating on 1.5 and 2.5. Thought it was just an issue with steam, but having the same issue with the EGS version as well. Going to try to try an older driver.

[@Heyim18bro]

like a graphic/video driver? That doesn't sound like a driver issue at all

[@cwsfan16]

@@Heyim18bro The in-game camera just randomly starts rotating... as if you have the joystick constantly held to one side. I've tried different controllers, and different versions of the game, and it eventually happens. Tried re-mapping buttons, works for about 5 minutes, then the camera begins rotating.

[@Roxas13XIII]

7:55 Okay, I believe you

[@curiousfox4463]

7:54 That's a Just a Pancake reference

[@zephyrias]

When you walk away you don’t hear me say

[@ironwolf3699]

3 years and a couple more is a nice wait, because I can now kind play the games like I did the first time because I forgot what happened.

[@mrkinowrld9996]

My friend is happy you mentioned her

[@arson_e.]

getting lost in wonderland and deep jungle is a universal experience

[@CursedKeyblade1]

The recom port controls are scuffed. You can't remap it either, they also removed the battle controls settings options

[@michaelzehendner8904]

I just made it to hollow bastion in Kingdom hearts 1 on my r o g ally only had one crash with Ursula

[@2muchjpop]

0:05 I see what you did there (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

[@kenkusagami]

kingdom hearts changed my life forever , it made me learned a whole new language(japanese) during ps2 and psp time period ,where i was so fond of final mix version ,and i started learning the japanese by myself to understand the context and menu.

[@captainpumpkinhead1512]

Yeah, I'm a bit upset about no Switch pro controller button prompts too.

[@depressedwatermelon411]

I bought the collection it on play station 5, then built a pc and bought it again on epic just a few months ago now I’m considering getting it again

[@Freeez]

LMAO I CLICKED ON THIS EXPECTING my review to be here (im delulu) anywayz NICE VIDEO MY GOAT

[@KatOwO2235]

wish the PSVR experience and Melody Of Memory would come to Steam

[@CommanderWolf104th]

will say only issue i ever have is cutscenes constantly locked at 30 fps for the old games but other then that no other issue

[@masteraqua2408]

egg cracking ? nah " IT'S A SMALL WORLD ICE CREAM MINI GAME IS THE TRUE ULTIMATE FINAL BOSS"

[@keko1130]

There actually is a mod for switch button prompts

[@jumpysniper]

People complaint about the fps don't understand this is a port of a 20+ year old game. They already increased that and it busted the game up for a bit until they released it again

[@animecore85]

I already beat 3 in under 3 days minus the limit cut dlc

[@raymanfreak7739]

Honestly, haven't had a problem. Spent 35+ hours on Kingdom Hearts 1 alone (Yes, I am that bad at the game. Lol) and both on my PC and Steam Deck, the only issue I had was the shadows on the ground acting all weird and glitchy now and then. Besides that, my experience so far has been perfect without any issues.

[@MikeOxLongerr]

Man you just had to be there back then!

[@fdrehug7318]

So ive played some of the ps2 og game and 365/2 days, but generally tried to catch up on the lore, woah this series is wild, but im glad i can now play through most of the games ive heard lore from

[@TheMooseAndJohn]

0:01 howdy doos nuts. Gottem

[@jb0258]

Not a pc player, but been having a good time replaying the series on my ps5. Havent actually gone through the games since 2013/2014. So far have beat KH1 and Re:CoM. About to start peak KH with KH2 soon 👍

[@DarkInferno99]

My steam deck is arriving this week, I already have KH purchased. Is there any more anyone recommends? (I am new to pc type stuff so I don't even know where to go for the mods)

[@KyleBrownsdon]

took me months of trying again and again to perfect all of the egg cracking games

[@tylerleliechristian4109]

I legit brought the whole entire steam kh series

[@diamondly6250]

I just got the collection a few months ago for PlayStation so ill wait a while for a good sale on here. just finished wonderland.😮‍💨

[@XoraNo13]

1:51 I feel represented.😀

[@thatdudeontheinternet6074]

Didn't even know KH was on steam until now. This is some good news😁

[@draidenwolf]

Kingdom hearts 1.5 +2.5 Works Great on Steam Deck natively and Kingdom Hearts 3 is great too especially with cmod+ but breaks every time i enter new level through the level loader.

[@Japhox45]

Ill never get why anyone wants more then 60 frames on non fps games 😂

[@Maedhrossss]

Because they have monitors that can display that amount of frames? What's hard to understand here?

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

Yeah it's tough man.

[@KaizAmari]

Yeah, and also KH got Steam Deck Verified badge. yippie🎉🎉🎉

[@Search-Co_olImagination]

It’s cool seeing streamers sponsored and reacting to destiny islands being happy to dark all of a sudden change 😂

[@jacobharley6730]

Gibby falling in wonderland was too real

[@RixaveYustin]

Review more of them dude, it is a journey

[@afroshark2799]

Tetsuya Nomura following that Skyrim re-release formula. 😆 And I like the Switch Pro controller, but that IS an odd choice for PC.

[@QuillASMR]

The Skyrim effect at it again! When I'm gonna get to play KH on my fridge though🤔

[@Nimoot]

I'm 100% a diehard Kingdom Hearts fan ... I was not giving EGS "ANY" of my money.

[@aeon87]

Yozora: I Sleep Egg cracking: REAL SHIT

[@tvoy_podpischik]

2:28 loooooooooooooool so accurate

[@kev1nno]

9:42 I've never had any issues either, but I've also never played the original versions - I've always played the Re:fixed / Re:fined versions, which fix a lot of those issues. I think CoM is the only one that didn't have any Re:fined version, so I played the original of that, and the difference was... Noticeable. Not unplayable by any means, but definitely a lot rougher

[@Heyim18bro]

I mean they made a CoM version with the seemingly the kh1 engine, that's the version that's included in the hd remix collections

[@kev1nno]

@@Heyim18bro I don't think you're getting what I'm talking about - I'm talking about the Re:Fined mod (really not so much of a mod as a direct replacement to the executable files of the games in the HD Remix Collections). The "mod" fixes stuff like the cutscenes being locked to 30fps and the games freezing when you try to close them and also adds much-needed QoL features like autosave. The mod isn't available for CoM though, unlike the other 4 legacy games in the series

[@ladyinwight]

every single game they released on steam except kh3 is completely incompatible with any of amd's latest gpu line from a year ago. kh1 made my whole pc turn off after playing it for like 6 minutes

[@lunaatyy3168]

I would kill for a wreck it ralph world in kh4.

[@BloodyMane1992]

Melody of memories came out on epic later then the others so I bet it'll be the same gap on steam. But that's me assuming

[@krymsonuchiha14]

Omg kh on steam means i know what im buying myself for the holidays this year. THE SERIES AND A STEAMDECK SO I CAN PLAY KH WHEREVER AND WHEREVER I WANT!!!

[@krymsonuchiha14]

Also... i kind of like the boardgame in bbs. I just get mad at the other players on the board. For example: MY NICKNAME FOR CINDERELLA IS CINDY BECAUSE OF HOW MANY TIMES I GOT MAD AT HER! Edit: she stole my tiles too many times!!!

[@Roxas2473]

I have an AMD graphics card and have sound issues when in battles, other than that gameplay is perfect. On my way to 100% KH2 on my 4th console, then time for Nobody May Cry!

[@AnthonySmith-bj9mo]

hi TheGamersJoint

[@GipsyD29]

9:07 that is Indonesian. I speak it. And uh... Trust me, you DON'T want to know what this...person is clammering about Kairi

[@DavidHutchinson0713]

Hi, fellow Indonesian! How do you do? Note: I'm also a fan of Kairi, and even I am very uncomfortable reading that, geez

[@GipsyD29]

@@DavidHutchinson0713 a bit unhinged that guy 😂😂 how do you do, fellow Indonesian person 🇮🇩

[@DavidHutchinson0713]

@@GipsyD29 Doing well enough, thank you! Hope you're doing well also!

[@MATCHAPUDDIN]

​@@DavidHutchinson0713apparently its a copypasta lmaoooo

[@zacharybosarge7762]

What a fantastic time to be a kingdom hearts fan

[@darthurza]

Yoo, but the ultimate endgame is release on GoG

[@saberbladefang250]

I use switch 8bitdo SNES Nintendo controller for my PC when playing phantasy star online 2 on steam and it still works. I can't wait to get that on steam PC version by installing all the mods that I have been waiting for on my list.

[@SteamDeckGaming]

Works great on the Steam Deck, only reason I wanted it on Steam :D

[@Pauldoyle-ec7qx]

what's the settings for each game?

[@Malisteen]

I'm enjoying it so far.

[@Sora-MMK]

It's funny, i have a AMD Radeon RX 5700 XT and it just works like a charm.