Pekora The War Criminal Teaching Her Junior Polka About Importance Of Life 【Hololive English Sub】

[@maksumnoiz136]

I love how she sets up a serious confrontation and screws it up by falling into the hole she made for her slaves.

[@shodan1451]

employees!!

[@RambleOn07]

"Experiments"

[@heraldyaxelevi8132]

We at UsaKen have absolutely no slave forcefully working under us. They are volunteer workers, all of them love to work for us for free because we are so beloved. Please contact our customer service or legal team for further questions.

[@KotomiAlexx]

Yeah pekora comedian...

[@eddardblackhart6305]

@@heraldyaxelevi8132 uhhh...but the legal team is the Yakusa

[@DenzelFenrir]

Pekora: Life is important. Nousagis looking at Pekora's Minecraft kill count: 👀

[@bungkikal9910]

It's For Better Life -Nousagi

[@daikimochiron]

Life is important better take care of it before she takes it herself

[@raymundolancealfreds1050]

Her kill count is... Directly: (minecraft) Lamy - 1 Miko - 1 Traps Kiara - 1 Subaru - 2 Accidents Rushia - 2 Subaru - 1 Moona - too many to count That bunny game - Kanata , Rushia , Miko - ???

[@ranapriliaful]

hunn... there is a word. when a bully turns friend, they will be friend forever because they regret what they did and understand the suffering of their Sin. so if Pekora who commit several massacre turns out retired to be a war criminal, no one will understand the meaning of life more than her. lol.

[@alvinjan3486]

She treats her employees well

[@normalguy6283]

Of course a war criminal knows the importance of life....

[@regnier-the_lolilord]

dead people cannot work

[@bungkikal9910]

It's Her Lunch Every Day

[@Temari_Virus]

There's no value in life if you don't die

[@Vulji]

That's one of the basis of human trafic too. Yep she knows all about it.

[@meto1584]

I mean, you gotta know which one to use and which one to not use.

[@AnzuBralor]

“I can fix things that have shape. But I can’t fix a living thing” - Omaru Polka, 2021

[@deeperthantheabyss624]

So Alchemy?

[@moderndayvampire1469]

Edward...

[@sakuseihuoshen]

@@moderndayvampire1469 Nononono

[@nebby6775]

@@deeperthantheabyss624 wait so then korone...

[@viniciusnishiyama704]

@@nebby6775 Oka...yun...

[@vvevvlord12]

Pekora:"Im gonna teach you the importance of life" few minutes later* Pekora:"But i dont really care since it was a secondary army. benefited a great deal thanks to that"

[@Frigidblood]

How long until she gets the idea to make an arena where you pay to slaughter villagers?

[@superitgel1]

Oh, yeah. He was the trash trader who was in the basement 😂 Initially she planned to kill everyone in there 😂😂

[@RambleOn07]

@@superitgel1 polka did her a favor by firing him for Pekora

[@Steffune]

Stonks

[@viniciusnishiyama704]

And that's the importance of life

[@mridwaniwang7441]

"Usada Pekora teaching Polka about importance of life" Joseph in heaven : SAY IT TO YOURSELF!

[@arkhanodeisu_]

LOL

[@NamelessVisitr]

Holly F, It got me 🤣

[@abdfiqhi]

Joseph death was an accident that even Pekora herself did not want to happen. though it's a different matter with the evil villager that she completely destroyed with rapid-fire TNT Cannon lol

[@aram5718]

How about Adam and Eve?

[@deeperthantheabyss624]

Aint Joseph #2 still working in Usada Kensetsu?

[@shizzlebizzfizz]

Seeing Pekora slip and get stuck herself I was not expecting, all while still trying to act as a senpai and scolding her kouhai this is like a monty python bit now lmao

[@Frigidblood]

I was preparing for her to accidentally kill her cell mate trying to get out. That would have been spectacular, and totally on-brand.

[@rianwidz1435]

As usual comedy god is pekora enemy

[@johnsomebody3627]

After dying from the holy hand grenade Pekora reincarnated as a comedian.

[@Shyrlone]

"Lapis lazuli is a huge gift for me" Yea boi the ship is literally flying rn

[@nowe614]

💙💜 is forever~

[@ryunoises6934]

TeTe~

[@suhben]

This was the equivalent of a mother calling you down by your full name

[@Frigidblood]

When Pekora adds the "-San," you know it's serious.

[@foursoup7922]

@@Frigidblood it would give more pressure if she used "kun" lol

[@nigrum_angelum6655]

@@foursoup7922 _Polka-kyun~_

[@samuelchensantoso9677]

"Lapis Lazuli block is a huge gift for me" I cried

[@avioracrown6967]

legendary npc moona

[@shiba8486]

All the things started with Lapisu Lazuli

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

rapisurazuri give me!!!

[@schokoladereee]

Pekora can't escape from comedic timing of suddenly stuck to a weird spot when trying to act like a senpai.

[@phantomdebris]

She didn't forget to claim her compensation. Sasuga. Lapis Lazuli still wins Pekora's heart.

[@dennisl9176]

“RAPIS RAZURI GIVE ME”

[@GK-st6qm]

The Sequel

[@rufocs686]

We've come full circle

[@neostorm999]

Polka's kill count: "01" Pekora's kill count: "Entire population of Sokovia"

[@ホットドッグ-v1s]

She's busy making TNT fall from the sky

[@lpicasso1965]

Holovenger: Rise of Pekoltron

[@shikyokira3065]

Hence she is teaching her about the importance of life, pekora meant to teach her that their life isn't that important actually

[@kommunik757]

“Yagoo wanted a superstar, and he settled for a comedian.”

[@ThePie_NedGreen]

Pekora: life is important Also Pekora: trade 1 life for 16 blocks of lapis lazuli

[@orangeapples]

Pekora was really close to saying, “Look at what you have done. Now I have 2 dead employees. How many deaths will you be responsible for today?”

[@Balloon410]

We joke about the war criminal, but Polka's history with Pekora in Minecraft is especially menacing.

[@bloodybutterfly572]

I know right.. it must have been terrifying to live another peko trauma yet again.. poor polka

[@hitsuginochaika]

@@bloodybutterfly572 can i ask the link for that first Polka trauma

[@ettu357]

@@hitsuginochaika It was the "Rapis Razuri GIVE ME!!!!" incident.

[@samwise5486]

@@ettu357 no it was the one with Kidnapping and Extortion of Gold

[@LionBoy17c]

@@samwise5486 it was iron. Before Pekora build an iron farm, and 5th gen was 1 month old. Pekora extort them and held Polka hostage with dirt block coffin until Lamy rescue her with iron ingot.

[@captain2tan69]

"There's a killer here" *notices rushia and polka* Pardun, there are killers here...

[@RambleOn07]

The most terrifying thing in Minecraft is being targeted by Rushia for pethood lol

[@tsukinoyuki]

"There's a killer here" Notices Rushia and Polka Pardun, there are killers here... Notices herself Pardun, there are Killers and a Genocider here.

[@justanobunagafanboy799]

Polka: *Just want to buy something* The Sla- trader: Thank you for freeing me from this enslavement. The other traders: Damn, lucky bastard.

[@yugen2811]

Bruhhhhhhhh *Seeing Polka kill him* The slave before salvation: My time has come, FREEDOM!!!

[@Player-rv8ph]

Lmao Reminded me of how I built a artillery cannon on top of the tower next to the shop and few of the TNT ended up blowing up the shop and killed the workers XD Note: It was a long range TNT Artillery Cannon project found on a KZbin video, it was damn cool and destructive but cost hella lot of artillery...

[@empyreanasura7436]

4:11 talks about the importance of life, as she stores the dead remains of an other rabbit to eat later.

[@PqMQQWE]

Pekora give Polka live lesson about how valuable a human life Also Pekora: "Well I got a great deal from my dead secondary employee"

[@Meonium]

Pekora: "There's a killer here" Me: "You mean yourself, right?"

[@a.rizarizani5681]

Me : Right!??

[@hoshizurisuichan6516]

Pekora is war criminal and you forgot about rushi-

[@Gigabarto]

wooooow as one of the people who watched how much effort and time Pekora spend on that lol I cried and laugh at the same tima hahahaha

[@pfune3811]

1:13 that is one nice scream

[@uguuv2]

This makes me remember what Pekora said to Miko in ARK "Don't you underestimate life..."

[@rauden340]

**proceeds to give Miko shit** "It's what you deserve!"

[@peachypie8734]

@@rauden340 lmao I can't stop laughing reading that line. 😂😂

[@r3.4ct]

I remember watching polka that time where shes just building her circus, goes on adventures with nene... Chat backseating.... Now it seems like shes a better minecraft player than me...😅

[@SteadFast411]

Flare - despite claiming otherwise - seems to be one hell of a good mentor for this nowadays

[@ryuukichi2531]

I love how she just took all the lapis lazuli lmao poor polka just wanted to enchant her set xD

[@zelts9082]

1:15 the way the trader looks on his side then to Polka really gets me XD

[@peachypie8734]

It's like the villager was begging to do the same to him too.

[@Helem5XG]

"Life is Pekora's currency, spend it well" -Empress Pekora of pekokind

[@velvetra29]

Pekora: life is important. Me: Harry Potter and The Audacity of This Rabbit.

[@charlesxavier839]

The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bi- i mean rabbit

[@sadpotato46]

no worries guys I'll carry your feelings on a diff comment

[@velk2897]

Pekora really be exploiting the death of her slave for some blocks

[@nofflle]

I love how lapis lazuli has become a token of friendship for Pekora.

[@ojougiggle4553]

*Look at she , She's not even sad by seeing her employee missing , she's laughing !* *She's laughing !!*

[@LionBoy17c]

Those villagers in the basement are actually on death row because they are useless for her.

[@angkunehonghindimakali]

Pekora: Why cry for trivial matters when I can replace them right away? 🧐

[@yugen2811]

@@angkunehonghindimakali Spoken as a true dictator in the journey of true pekoworld domination

[@charlesxavier839]

Laughing? Better yet, she's benefitting!!

[@usakenslaveno.6913]

Now, I know why Pekora Shacou suddenly called me.

[@ryangallagher8194]

I love how she nearly tried to get more out of Polka at the end there.

[@spongebobfan78]

"Humans learn from experiencing failures" *_said by the rabbit teaching a life lesson to a fennec fox_*

[@JESUSWASAJUGGALO]

classic fable storytelling

[@muhammaddaffaariqfadilah6536]

that guy probably will thank polka for freeing him from his enslavement

[@tropictiger2387]

Polka's anguished screams followed by taking the trader's place destroyed my sides.

[@kenayuda9788]

Big salute to that guy who said "use axe and not sword" on 1:07, ur advice shall be remembered

[@dpseven375]

Pekora: Importance of life Also, Pekora: Thankfully it was the second in line so it was a profit

[@BirdieRumia]

When Polka was making villager noises in chat at 4:45 while taking the villager's place she was making them out loud in her own stream too lol (1:44:58 in Polka's stream in the description)

[@HaruGamingCh]

"I have to tell her the importance of life." I laughed so hard when she said that. This comedian. 🤣

[@kaikart123]

Polka giving that guy a sweet release of death, so merciful

[@geeteshm4858]

1:50 that's one way to join Usada kensetsu lol Not that it's recommended tho

[@rexblanco2204]

*Me see the video title: how ironic *Me see the video: POLMAO Peko, but still ironic

[@RandomDPAP]

"If there is no life, there will be no human that can be killed nor soul that can be extinguished." -War Criminal Pekora

[@FlipSwch]

LMAO chat at 1:19 "Wow Polka I will have to call the police"

[@lilypads3033]

Pekora teached Polka the importance of lives, but Pekora herself learned the importance of seniorityand how it can get you economical benefit

[@KP-nj6oo]

From JP fan (sorry for my poor English) 2:22 悲しい悲劇(kanashii higeki = sad tragedy) is tautology, and Polka herself noticed that at 2:25 . Then 2:30 she said お腹が腹痛(onaka ga fukutsuu = my stomach is stomachache) on purpose. So she just wanted to emphasize the redundancy and she didn't really have a stomachache. I hope this helps you to understand.

[@Kaigainiki101]

Pekora : "Life is Important" also Pekora : 8:45

[@MinamiKatanashi]

Polka : ひらがな, カタカナ, 漢字 。 Pekora : Romaji goes brrrrrr

[@FreinHowe]

To be honest, I appreciate the romaji because I can get what they're saying to an extent. Subaru should learn to utilize Romaji more to avoid that incident at Pekoland where she died.

[@Temari_Virus]

Ah yes, the three japanese writing systems, hiragana, katakana, and feelings XD It's 漢字

[@MinamiKatanashi]

@@Temari_Virus XD

[@faaramanacc]

I also want Pekora to teach me about way of life.. I mean, yes, she did extorting her kouhai on the first meeting, kill her friend for a zombie, let her employees die couple of times, poisoning her colleagues for her own enjoyment, stalking her first employee, making a TNT canon then proceed to kill the natives, let her precious buchou died for a wither star, making countless traps all over the server, genocide chickens for flowers and all but.. wait what was my point again

[@SumitKumar-zi4wj]

Lapis Lazuli in exchange for a villager. Pekora : I see nothing but profit.

[@prison69nousagi60]

"what do you even think about life?" ~Kusada "War Criminal" Pekora

[@nashmarco]

pekoras so good the comedy just writes itself lol

[@apple_pines]

still can't forget the significance of lapiz lazuli in pekora's life in minecraft. we've come so far from that certain kouhai extortion

[@JM_Tushe]

"What do you even think about life?" - Hololive War Criminal, 2021

[@yoh_shitake]

1:22 i really love this genuinely broken and depressed voice of polka XD

[@wannabewallaby1592]

Trade offer: Trader for 16 lapis lazuli blocks Hmm yes

[@lyan8306]

8:21 Rapizu razuri moment

[@timmyc2353]

"But I don't really care since it was the secondary army." truly a magnificent war crime lord

[@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug629]

That Lapiz made me remember a good ol memory

[@ED-yy4te]

"haan huun" She got an alibi.

[@amonfan6429]

Polka sitting on villager's place after she killed him is one of the most polka things ever

[@BirdieRumia]

She was even making villager noises in the chat as if to take his place 4:45

[@ZzNezzerzZ]

The sheer *HORROR* in her voice when she went full "Panik mode" after killing the trader was priceless. I've never seen polka so thrown off from her usual happy-go-lucky personality before, especially not from fear lol

[@GoldyGoldmembers]

1:12 That fucking screech was beautiful!

[@elaeka3685]

Pekora was 2 pickaxe swings away from becoming an even bigger hypocrite

[@dairoleon2682]

Polka responding to Pekora's interrogation in villager-speak is hilarious.

[@blizzardts5205]

polka:your in the way polka:kills everyone connected to the llama ic

[@jay-arcosmiano6292]

my side hurts when Polka started to copying the sound of the villager. Damn HGAHAHAHA

[@mynaemajef]

8:48 is surprisingly very catchy

[@mythos1940]

the prophecy has been told by the villager in the boat last time so he is trying to replace it

[@Dustwj842]

1:13 proper reaction there, given that the slave was pekora's

[@fadhilsyarif5374]

Be careful with lapiz lazuli, it's considered precious to pekora

[@ecNfe]

that scream of pure terror from knowing you fucked up

[@waruwaru752]

Pekora : I have to interrogate her properly Also Peko : *holds crossbow loaded witg firework*

[@aldyzero6676]

Life is important (for yourself), it has been always kill or be killed. -A certain war criminal

[@alter1578]

"There's a killer here." "...Oh, there's also Rushia." I don't know why but this cracks me up

[@simpleedio5313]

Pekora said life is important Me to my rope: not today old friend

[@Warpchy]

I just realized Polka probably could have broken the trap door and grindstone to let the llama out.

[@rimbunch.8876]

Kinda ironic, the one who taught you the important of life is the one who cause a uncountable death

[@turinmormegil7715]

1:37 "My stand isn't Crazy Diamond!"

[@tsukinoyuki]

Ofc Pekora would know the importance of life. She is the person who had taken lifes the most in the entire Holoserver.

[@Timekiller_74]

6:56 the way Polka suddenly looks directly at the supposedly invisible Pekora gave me chills, lol

[@Alitacyan]

She did the right thing by turning herself in

[@aochii_]

"I have to tell her the importance of a life" Say by a criminal itself-

[@halo12390]

6:40 translation error that i noticed. more accurate would be: Ah, "...used it indoors..." ahh~~ i see! for people who like context: Pekora was reading Polka's chat (third line). its a formal, like, really formal statement that roughly reads from the beginning: "yes, regarding that incident, i was fairly confused as well (continues) though my memory was vague, while a traveling merchant had arrived (continues) a sword with area of effect damage properties was used indoors (continues) the damage being inflicted upon the lama, had spread onto the respectable villager is what believed to had happened (continues) yes" Pekora then asks if Polka is reflecting on her actions

[@timepatroltrunks8276]

Pekora: "I gotta be strict about this" *Polka talks in villager speak* Pekora: "You can only sigh now"

[@mrii114]

Polka keeps breaking Pekora's slave machines. First the gacha, now the slave market

[@bungkikal9910]

Pekora: Life Is Important Also Pekora, She Kill Her Employee Without Mercy

[@harviic]

4:12 : "I have to tell her the importance of a life" Me : *remembering every human experiment pekora did* "YES, PEKO !!!" Maybe this is the first the entire circus Polka and the definition of comedy Pekora interact with each other 😂😂😂

[@boingboingresearcherph.d.2871]

Polka just went a thousand decibels...

[@hcags_795]

6:56 Polka looking up to Pekora when being lectured is pretty cute. Xd

[@koover]

Pekora really taking lessons from Mr.Shakedown

[@Zillexiaor]

Timestamp for me 6:03

[@ZeroShrimpy]

She don't want to go back to being war criminal again.

[@wisefelipe]

I love when Pekora starts complimenting herself as if she was a saint for doing basic human stuff lol. Sasuga smug rabbit

[@arcadeduo7101]

Pekora : *forgives. Also Pekora : Ask for something in exchange. 😂

[@myginalync]

that bow legendary item lmao....

[@HenTie_Lord]

At 8:20 she almost wrote 'Is that all?', but stopped herself. That's some advanced level extortion habits.