Kirsten Dunst - Turning Japanese (HD)

[@ev-0163]

When the DNA test results show you're 0.01% Asian

[@Bergwacht]

so were all asians lol

[@rickie-89]

Hahahaha

[@rickie-89]

@@Bergwacht Or human to say lol

[@sparksmacoy]

LOL

[@NEWTJEZABEL]

Yeg

[@CaptainCoons]

Dunst means vapor in german. So it makes sense she covered a vapors song.

[@Cultural_Supremacist]

Three years of high school German and I still had to look it up.

[@anemone104]

They came from Guildford. Not even Douglas Adams lived there...

[@rosemarie666-y1y]

i love her 💖✨💖

[@magnusengeseth5060]

@@anemone104 Hey, at least Ford Prefect claimed to be from there.

[@anemone104]

@@magnusengeseth5060 But he was a space alien so didn't know.

[@starkilla270]

When Tobey said things were complicated in No Way Home i didnt know this was what he meant

[@syo8158]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kastle9498]

😂😂🤣🤣😂

[@wxwaxone]

Ok that was funny

[@gem8896]

This was one of Dr. Strange's 14,000,605 possibilities.

[@constantdoodle32]

Hahahahahaha

[@couley6037]

But... MDR

[@ahlivetuhsidamaro150]

When I was 16 my father used to call me a traitor because I wore Japanese flag shirts all the time. 😂

[@tomlasusa]

Sorry I'm five months late, but you are a hero for this comment.

[@simonalmirante3313]

And that's why they call it the Multiverse of Madness

[@Leo11103]

Why am I watching Peter Parker's wet dream?

[@1337ofDiscreet1]

Tobey Maguire isn't Spiderman anymore. he's probably in one of those "top 10 stars who don't have a life anymore" videos (o: 2 20 2022 edit: This comment was 2 years ago and at the time, there was no recent Spider-Man movie with Tobey Maguire in it. (Yes, I did see did see No Way Home and it was ok enough to see once). With that said, he's the only Spider-Man, and everyone else is a multiverse imposter. Don't like this edit? I missed the part where that's my problem. 🕷🤷🏻

[@xXLunatikxXlul]

@@1337ofDiscreet1 lol he's still the best Peter Parker on screen.

[@1337ofDiscreet1]

@@xXLunatikxXlul true

[@dddanielharryzam]

@@1337ofDiscreet1 too soon

[@alastair_the_lyon]

XD

[@Designandrew]

"Don't tell Harry.."

[@erikmerrihew4264]

Now that's funny shit rt there! Lol

[@lazlototh8920]

Harry who

[@adnap]

superspeeed No... I won’t tell Harry.

[@jakemaringoni]

oh.....(stabbed by Glider)

[@mainstreetsaint36]

Harry: So good!

[@aaydiumblaylock8969]

I worked on this video as Kirsten's stylist, and it was so much fun working with her. All of the crew were fantastic, and Murakami gave me a handwritten letter to say thank you! Great memories and thanks for posting.

[@Ahmed-og2jm]

You still live in Japan?

[@aaydiumblaylock8969]

@@Ahmed-og2jm No but I visit 3-4 times a year.

[@Ahmed-og2jm]

@@aaydiumblaylock8969 oh right on!! I wanna visit Japan one day it just seems so cool

[@LanceVanceDance84]

Do you remember what year this was filmed in?

[@rygel346]

The masks like Dobby and Ghostface seem really random, any interesting story behind that?

[@shokkushock]

I feel like it’s crazier that Takashi Murakami himself directed this more so than Kirsten Dunst being in it 😂😂

[@yomogami4561]

thanks i enjoy this but i wondered what the people in the video and japan thought as well

[@Nov-5062]

Yep, and there he is 1:50

[@josephd9590]

i'm surprised they decided to cut this scene from spiderman 3 and kept tobey maguire dancing down the street...

[@ellocoericlopez3942]

Was this scene supposed to be on Spiderman 3?

[@PoochieCollins]

@Eric : he's joking. But I'd have preferred this over the actual SM3 dance scene.

[@XChristmasManX]

HOLD ON MARY JANE! *front flips and dances furiously*

[@WykedC]

Joseph D lmao

[@WykedC]

Gotta say tho it took the fourth or fifth time watching SM3 for me to realize the girl with white hair in the movie is Gwen Stacy and the girl who played her was actually a hell of a lot sexier then Kirsten Dunst was as MJ

[@filip_g]

Next time on Unexpected Music Video Celebrity Appearance: "Brad Pitt - 99 Red Balloons"

[@vladgina]

I'd enjoy that!

[@Laceykat66]

Lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent. That was the most clever thing I have read today. Well done. NOW I want to see it !!

[@maocharlisme]

Perfect. Your comment was perfect.

[@crownlesskingofpain]

Now I´ll be waiting for it... Thank you very much!

[@alexsilva28]

I would pay to see that

[@MuntedMango]

Watches anime once...

[@paulalcohol]

Munted Mango Hahahaha dead!

[@Lilylunarhime]

Munted Mango xD

[@Chibart]

HAH!

[@tomski120]

kirsten won't give you head . . . but annie may :P

[@zionheart-001]

Munted Mango lol! erhmagersh! nice!

[@bassandtreble6616]

Kirsten Dunst was my childhood crush and I was obsessed with her. 22 years later and I’m just now finding out about her doing this

[@oscarking5865]

To be fair the song is from The Vapours, but i didn't know she did this either.

[@argenfargen]

I and my girl friend are going through the same emotional wave lol.

[@bassandtreble6616]

@andrionwaser6772 no, I am the one who knocks

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

creep

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

@andrion waser you whack off to interview with a vampire... big difference, pedo. Stay boosted so we can move on without any Democrats -- we're trying for Net Zero Democrats... don't let Mother Earth down.

[@DOI_ARTS]

Mary Jane Parker getting the symbiote instead of Peter Parker.

[@Chiving]

Hahaha good comment

[@angelusvastator1297]

Bruh can't believe Kirsten Dunst had a weeb phase that she tried to hide from us.

[@TKRaigaGaming]

I feel betrayed

[@sderoski1]

Hide in plain sight?

[@hardtechnoboy]

Why are you surprised? She still has her vampire teeth from INTERVIEW.

[@caseyh2115]

at least we know shell take it it the ass behind a store

[@madeleine3106]

@@caseyh2115 wth

[@hod2024]

i really didnt expect a cover of turning Japanese by the Kirsten Dunst

[@rickylafleur5804]

Me too! Do you think she looks super adorable wearing that outfit with that blue wig?

[@hod2024]

@@rickylafleur5804 yes

[@michaelrmurphy2734]

Never expect the unexpected...!

[@jthornt01]

I don’t think anyone expected this, but I’m so happy it exists!

[@HecmarJayam]

This video turned Kirsten Dunst from "She is fine" to "WIFU FOREVER" - Such an awesome video.

[@TheHysyde]

Kirsten Dunst was the the voice of Kiki in the english release of Kiki's Delivery Service when she was 13, She was introduced to and loves Japanese otaku culture from a young age

[@monkeyniko]

lmao that does not mean she likes otaku culture. keep wishing

[@PlayfulFruitLPer]

No she wasn't. Kiki was voiced by the woman who voices Kagome in Inuyasha.... Idiot.

[@doktorjbright]

She was... voiceacting.wikia.com/wiki/Kirsten_Dunst

[@davidkoester258]

her first movie was interview w/the vampire

[@BioStormX]

David Koester no one said Kiki's was her first movie...

[@palanuik]

This is where you end up when you watch youtube without an agenda. I started by watching goblin metal and now I'm here.

[@popioan8049]

Nekrogoblikon, a? What song?

[@goat-of-creation4929]

youtube thinks this video is "metallic"?

[@autumnmoon5325]

Lmao story of my life

[@anytimeradio]

Tell me about bro...I started with Japanese Ska and came to this mess.

[@TheTrout9000]

I was just thinking the same thing. Started out in 90s punk rock.

[@CrooklynKnight]

When you’re Mary Jane and Sailor Mercury at the same time.

[@thathandsomedevil0828]

Sailor Mercury is my favourite!! 😆

[@Knightmessenger]

And Kiki.

[@porshprix4286]

Nice reference.

[@JaviEveryRock]

..... O.O disculpa satán, por lo que estoy apunto de hacer.

[@Aspi3Gam3r]

The closest we shall ever get to a modern Japanese Spider-Man series.

[@ROMANTIKILLER2]

I saw the thumbnail of this video among the suggestion and I thought "what? it cannot really be Kirsten Dunst the actress with a blue wig covering The Vapors" ... instead here she is ...

[@lothair069]

i kinda thought the same

[@TheSpelledMilk]

invadervalo666 Diddo

[@kejenkins468]

Simon D. Liebert so much cringe. So much WTF.

[@calebpike]

Haha same!

[@professor0]

I know I'll get tired of this video someday. But today is not that day.

[@ericwilliams7437]

3 yrs later nope!

[@Elizabean1984]

How about now?

[@mauricemichiels6889]

Harrow??

[@andrjiable]

@@Elizabean1984 Mmmno... not yet. Nope.

[@Elizabean1984]

@@andrjiable Damb.

[@ElCampeador99]

2:18 The face you make realizing that Spiderman's girlfriend is a full on weeb.

[@gustavosantos8468]

Nigo, creator of bape

[@tuaivamckenzie6868]

don't tell harry

[@Jamesharveycomics]

Context: the video was produced by artist Takashi Murakami, who you can see at 3:48. It also features fashion designer Nigo, formerly of A Bathing Ape, and it's directed by Charlie's Angels director McG. It's "pop art" and designed to be exhibited in galleries, rather than on television or online. This is the type of thing that would probably be sold as an NFT if it was made today.

[@yamihitori]

Then what is it doing here professor. Im just jk lol

[@Jamesharveycomics]

@@yamihitori it’s a bootleg upload

[@danielgehring7437]

Oh, thank you very much! I've been wondering that for years now. Every time I think the world might be a logical place after all, a part of my brain pops in with "but why does a cover of a Vapors song sung by friggin' Kirsten Dunst wearing stockings made out of Dorothy's dress exist, then!?"

[@nebzshady9389]

McG?! OF ALL PEOPLE???

[@Jamesharveycomics]

@@nebzshady9389 there’s even a painting Murakami produced called “Kirsten, McG and Me” that might as well be called “people I met on the way to my coke dealer”

[@valerieregina444]

How the hell did I end up here

[@j4ke830]

same

[@Fvcknut]

Same

[@0range1968UK]

you exit'd stage left not right!

[@annakaraski9171]

The internet is a strange place my friends.

[@TheSacredMaster]

Because KZbin XD

[@djzero5893]

It's been years since I first saw this and I think this is still possibly one of the greatest things Kirsten Dunsts has done.

[@ShaunHensley]

I’m ready for her to make a comeback. See if she has the chops to play the older woman

[@LanceVanceDance84]

Second only to her performance on Fargo. She _disappeared_ into that role.

[@ASSAULTROCKRECKEADZ]

It's a cover

[@lingux_yt]

@Sussex Sauvignon *improving the song

[@NobleRaider2747]

​@@MeansToAnEnd1980making a cover isn't ripping a song off

[@finners5775]

You Know I’m Something Of A Anime Girl Myself!

[@AchmedComedy_]

I got that reference!!! 🤩

[@thrillking7228]

Ok. This is a goated comment😂😂👌🏿

[@ivanvargas2425]

Lololol underrated comment

[@ahhwe-any7434]

The fact that I still hafta explain that there's different parts of Asia while ppl try to guess my ethnicity. I try and make ppl feel a little better by mentioning how ppl ... think I'm mixed w/ american... anywho, yeah, ill completely admit I'm from... a poor country. But it also has the least influence from china. And not to be trendy or anything, but that one time, plot twist. No, actually its completely possible that I prob do have have way more Japanese blood than the other Asian types. But I never got the blood work done, so, honestly, I really don't even know. Just going by colonization and rule and what not. Also, I have no clue what ure even talking about.

[@seanhartnett79]

@@ahhwe-any7434 where are you from?

[@venkman7]

I love what they did with her voice on this. The high and low at the same time is so cool.

[@ChrisXperince]

She should do ASMR

[@lukeingram7655]

I love what they did with the camera at 01:18

[@mekudu-man3804]

@@lukeingram7655 man of culture ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@danieljakubik3428]

This was certainly a surprise! Kirsten Dunst can sing. This is a fun energetic video of the Vapors hit song which, like it or not, perfectly shows off Japanese popular culture. I visited Japan back in 1989, visiting Matsumoto, Yokohama and Tokyo on business.

[@marbardan]

Mary Jane is best waifu.

[@minoruミノル九]

メリージェーン

[@jabrurios6791]

Xdy

[@JeromeProductions]

Yep

[@johnfaire2359]

Hai!

[@militaryhistoryguy827]

Hahaha

[@geeklette99]

W...why does this exist? I don't even mean that in a negative way, I'm just genuinely confused

[@pnwperson]

geeklette99 This video is so random. Why does this exist? Why would she have done this PoS? She must have been paid really well...or on drugs

[@megabit9]

kdoo don't you dare mock the weeb princess! 😤

[@geeklette99]

Like i want to know the story behind this. What was the reason it was made? For a tv show? Did Kirsten do it for fun? Was it her idea or someone asked her to be a part of it? If it wasn't her idea and she was casted, why Kirsten? Why haven't I ever seen it before a month ago? I feel like this is some serious 2000s meme material. I actually want to know how this came to be

[@ruibarbas]

This was actually just shot for an exhibition of artist Takashi Murakami as an art project.

[@geeklette99]

ruibarbas thank you!

[@NostalgiCrazy]

This is almost as if Gwen Stefani was in her Harajuku phase while still in No Doubt...

[@fredo1070]

This song is not about Japan. However I am turning Japanese while looking at Kirsten.

[@kevinthetruckdriver353]

fredo1070 - The song is about a prisoner jacking off.

[@PalladiumTV]

kevin sullivan Wrong!!

[@kevinthetruckdriver353]

PalladiumTV - WRONG?? Read the lyrics. I was in my 20's when the original came out. Why am I wrong??

[@blackestoftheblack6418]

The song is about how Japan is so isolated from everyone else

[@kevinthetruckdriver353]

BlackestOfTheBlack NOPE. HAVE YOU READ THE LYRICS?? IT IS NOTHING ABOUT JAPAN OR JAPANESE PEOPLE. MAYBE THE VIDEO BUT NOT THE SONG ITSELF.

[@Doughty321]

This was in my recommendation videos, I now can't stop watching it and I don't know why.

[@plumlogan]

Retrogamer83 because you have nothing better to do

[@amanfra2121]

Retrogamer83 oh come on....you know why.

[@PurpleSilk]

Dude. Same.

[@PointdexterBullseye]

Its reañly catchy

[@raineman73]

Well, looks like MJ's theater career didn't pan out...

[@MrTrickster5]

loool

[@aaroncallahan119]

Lmfao

[@HeronimusBilly]

Yeah, Peter not really support her, Peter just care himself as spiderman :(,

[@Pandyzandy]

No. This IS her theater career. She turned out to be a massive success.

[@laserbeamlightning]

When they cancel Spider-Man 4 so you decide to turn to anime and manga instead

[@TheNaturalPatHarris]

Okay MaryJane....that’s enough anime for today...

[@flatlemur]

222

[@exdwarf6567]

Oh boy yeah,...

[@KristinDrysdaleG6]

Did I really just watch that whole 4 minutes and 4 seconds? ...I really think so.

[@KristinDrysdaleG6]

Surely you must be replying to the video in general and not just my comment, right?😜

[@robertsullivan4965]

Kristin Drysdale

[@CaptainColdyron222]

THE PERVERT Best comment on this video.

[@tiamod]

Now you can watch it again.

[@crimsoncarson7763]

This is what Mary Jane is doing in her spare time when Spider-Man is saving the world

[@luminous3060]

I’d Spider-Man good old MJ lol

[@JeromeProductions]

Breh

[@bimapringgo]

you know western actors got offered weird jobs that pay a lot in Japan all the time.

[@ksfoo5915]

Wonder what would Peter Parker have to say about this?

[@breakfastattiffanys741]

This was MJ on her gap year in Japan dah!!!

[@george5954]

Ladies and gentlemen, Oscar-nominated actress Kirsten Dunst

[@michaelkelley7053]

😆

[@deanosaur808]

Never heard of her 😝

[@okpasha]

when the rent is due......

[@McBenjiii]

And spider-man didn't do that well.

[@DancingSpiderman]

Giraffen Benji

[@cominroitover80]

Ahhh the old "jerk off in the landlords face and run away" trick. It's my favorite.

[@stuartjenkins3039]

Yeah, if you splooge right in his eyes he can't see where you're running to.

[@50shadesofbacon87]

And here I was going to actually pay the rent on time.........well now I know better

[@blackirishlassy]

This is so odd. It's everything I never knew I wanted.

[@bettybuttcheeks]

I said that about my first time eating cinnabon cereal. like, whoa...

[@yamarati]

Sacred Siren same!

[@danielconnolly7560]

oh i knew i wanted this, i just didnt have the words for it. but now.... IM TURNING JAPANESE

[@essennagerry]

You really think so?

[@kirstendunst1938]

nice

[@JohnGW]

Kirsten Dunst is absolutely gorgeous in this video

[@zzz-nk7tr]

She's always gorgeous ngl

[@wethermon]

@ClandestineOstrich Blessed be the director. Lol

[@BigSkippy1263]

You're just looking at her behind like the rest of us.

[@BigSkippy1263]

@ClandestineOstrich yuppers I was waiting for something uncensored.

[@wethermon]

@@BigSkippy1263 Not that kind of video. Lol.

[@emersonlopez-cruz2029]

This song was originally about fapping, which ironically enough is what Kirsten has forced me to do.

[@rickylafleur5804]

Agreed! Think she looks way too cute and leggy wearing that short schoolgirl skirt and thigh high socks with that blue wig?

[@bakugo9761]

it isn't, that's just a theory. The og is about teen angst and feeling like a stranger, which is actually a common theme of songs from that period

[@muffman49]

No it's about fucking wanking you idiot​@@bakugo9761

[@impossible7163]

I have SO many questions.

[@jimshort2891]

The apocalypse is upon us my friend.her agent should commit hari kari.

[@ChristopherSaindon]

TWICE!!!

[@ChristopherSaindon]

HAI

[@libertyprime7448]

I can answer one for you: at 0:49 that's the game CM3D2

[@scubaguy007]

Valtteri Manala I think we're sharing the same questions.

[@malikaithehokage0607]

PETER!!! MARY JANE IS TURNING JAPANESE!!! XD

[@burny6666]

It must be because of spiderman's radio active sperm

[@Septiviumexe]

Did you know... that white people.. when in asian countries.. they change their hair color, to blend in with their environment?

[@nickhighland799]

Malikai Lopez no peter is "turning japanese" thinking about mary jane

[@VirtualCurry]

It's a defense mechanism.

[@willierodriguez9925]

HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Le_Stadt]

youtube rabbit hole. click bait. kirsten dunst in a blue wig and knee high stockings? in the home of anime? best 4 minutes of my meager existence.

[@deanosaur808]

P*rnhub will blow your mind 🤣🤣🤣

[@tdcamper7623]

Peter: That's my girlfriend.

[@Dragon_Emperor98]

Fun fact:Peter Parker has Brown Hair and hazel eyes in the comics. The song makes so much more sense now

[@assassinonprozac]

This song is about a guy going crazy after losing his girlfriend… maybe it makes a little too much sense

[@Alpha-Hypnosis]

I found this on Bobby's computer, I am now having it incinerated.

[@1337ofDiscreet1]

come on man!

[@spike1422]

Bwaaaah!

[@teddymoulin906]

The Boy is just learning his Uncle's heritage, I Tell you What!

[@PoochieCollins]

Hey come on, younger Kirsten Dunst is a snack!

[@Alpha-Hypnosis]

@@PoochieCollins You ain't seen my wife's feet.

[@ElectroPotato]

*Watches first episode of naruto

[@lolalogisch9113]

Electro Potato 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kasz7098]

Lolololol

[@triggered9yearold385]

LOLOL

[@Rustykit123]

Naruto is garbage. It was always and always will be, just like Dragon Ball Super. Fuck how sexy Kale is, it's just bullshit fan-made fan-service using Akira Toriyama's style. I watched one episode and all it was, was scene after scene of things I've heard people wanting to see happen rather than what "realistically" (in a fictional story) would happen. Goku isn't even Goku anymore...

[@WykedC]

Electro Potato more like watches first few episodes of Sailor 🌙

[@tozuiyon5857]

3:20 youtube really do be overlooking this BAHaHA

[@hunkyvampire]

Mary Jane smoked some Mary Jane

[@piercemchugh4509]

What started as a light chuckle turned into all out high pitched laughing after reading your comment

[@lewisosborne5942]

"i want a doctor to take your picture so i can look at you from the inside as well".. never really thought of how fucked up this song is.

[@defjeph1]

lewis osborne it's about being locked up in prison and trying to jerk off to beautiful picture of a celebrity

[@flankspeed]

You don't know the half of it. "Turning Japanese" is, uh, well..... the face you make at that... 'special moment' when there's no-one else around ;0)

[@smartaleci]

lewis osborne Maybe it’s sweet? Like, ‘I love you inside AND out!’ Haha

[@stephaniemarin1888]

Not sure why did video needed to happen, but im glad it did

[@dr4283]

I still don't know why this was made ... but it's still the best thing I've ever found on KZbin.

[@rickylafleur5804]

Yeah, Kirsten needs to wear flirty costumes like that more often

[@nathanlopez1128]

Our first Celebrity weeaboo. I don't know to be happy or sad.

[@md_vandenberg]

+Nathan Lopez (thepumpkins) You obviously don't know about a particular video from Avril Lavigne.

[@md_vandenberg]

SUPERMEOWCATZ At the time of my comment, I wasn't aware this was older. I could probably hunt down an older celebrity weeaboo and win this discussion but who really gives a fuck?

[@boyo-shook3891]

Nah that was Gwen Stefani

[@KOBUN40]

Actually, that honor would go to Apollo Smile.

[@partypeopleupinhere]

This was a part of the art exhibition “Pop Life: Art In A Material World” in 2009. The whole experience was a satire on fame and culture. This video is satire of taking the song literally when it’s a metaphor along with making fun of stereotyping cultures, something many people do when they shouldn't.

[@jimtheanvil]

I thought it was a song about self pleasure?

[@yissssss]

I mean the guy who wrote the song said it was about teenage angst and turning into something you didn’t expect to.

[@jimtheanvil]

@@yissssss yeah - he is hardly likely to admit the real reason :-) Unless it’s the truth and I apologise for my filthy mind :-)

[@Drratburn]

@@jimtheanvil it’s not about self pleasure lmao what the fuck

[@Gambit5022]

@@Drratburn It's not a stretch

[@luxford60]

Well, that was unexpected. As somebody old enough to remember the original being a hit I have to say that this worked really well.

[@simplytoocomplicated3794]

This is so cool, her face features and her body make her look just like an anime woman would look like in real life.

[@rickylafleur5804]

Yeah, that really short schoolgirl skirt and thigh high socks do a great job showing off her amazing body. She really does look like Sailor Moon.

[@HailAnts]

I never got why some people say she's funny looking, she's gorgeous...

[@wildewulf-9873]

You aint never lied!

[@skeaneable]

Mary Jane....is that you?!

[@chloeschultz7131]

Sorry the old Mary Jane can't come to the phone right now, because she's dead

[@NotQuiteFirst]

Four minutes of my life well spent

[@Frog_Mob_Boss]

The True Fizz Best comment.

[@leond4994]

why? it took you four minutes to blow your load

[@CeaserMadrazo]

I think being captured so many times has taken a psychological toll on poor MJ.

[@Gameking40]

3:20 Wow, uh, so that's there.

[@demonsecserino5999]

Lol

[@victorradial1179]

Wtf

[@raydonahue1978]

Every day we stray farther from God. Kirsten Dunst is corrupting our youth. The real reason for this video. Social engineering. Wake up.

[@Gameking40]

@@raydonahue1978 Hail Satan

[@johnthomas-km2bf]

i have never been more attracted to kirsten dunst.

[@praytothedevil5392]

G Will haha it's a harajuku street fashion style but I hear ya

[@ObsidianGT]

G Will Harajuku street fashion is fairly normal in Japan. Not that lots of people are doing it, but enough that it's pretty well known in the culture nowadays.

[@tockicohi7703]

Maybe you're turning Japanese as well?

[@jasonmolenaar119]

You know, I'm something of a Japanese myself

[@ahhwe-any7434]

😁 yeah... not really sure about Kirsten dunst tho. Was trying to sort out my emos but yt brought me here instead

[@rickylafleur5804]

It's insane Kirsten was almost thirty years old in this music video because she looks only fourteen while wearing that blue wig with a short pleated skirt and thigh high socks

[@deanosaur808]

I'm 55. Even I look 14 when I wear a wig and makeup 😅😝

[@potatoradio]

Closest we will get to her playing a live action sailor moon like she was pushing for all the way back in like 96 - 97. Still wow I just happened on it! Awsome, and Disney's loss.

[@NathanLeeJames]

She was pushing for it? Man, that's depressing, because I always thought she was one of the girls I could really be happy to see in the role!

[@richardorr4829]

Actually, it was Gina Davis pushing for it since she wanted to play Queen Beryl. She had gotten Kirstin to agree to play Usagi (more than likely Serina since it was the US release)

[@NathanLeeJames]

Richard Orr I do remember hearing about Davis as Beryl. Man, that movie would have had so much potential to be my dream Sailor Moon movie! At least, for the time.

[@altfactor]

I knew Kirsten Dunst was a fine actress, but I didn't know she could sing, too! (Not the classic "sweet soprano" voice of a female singer, but a voice ideal for rock 'n roll of this type) In this video, she looks like an Anime/Manga Princess come to life. (And she was born in 1982, around the time that the Vapors' original recording of "Turning Japanese" was on the U.S. pop charts).

[@brianj436]

there's just something about mary.

[@sircreme81]

It took me so long to realize there were explicit images because I was desensitized to it

[@TXhooligan6]

This is so awful, it's one of the best things I've ever seen. ❤

[@rynehall9990]

see more at J Pop America Fun time Now

[@Alpha-bt9bh]

nice Spider-Man 2002 reference lol

[@bill-wd8er]

clever, never seen the likes?

[@deanwinchester3535]

Typical cringe white girl thinkig what you see in anime is how people live in Japan.

[@felixrudovsky]

@@deanwinchester3535 Ok nigga, and ?

[@juliusnicholson1509]

Dude! I have had it bad for Kirsten Dunst since the 2000s. She did nothing wrong making this video.

[@buster1677]

kirsten dunst RUINED this song totally ! the vapors version of this song ROCKED!

[@animeswitch]

what are you on about, they are both good in their own ways.

[@lingux_yt]

@@buster1677 the eighties suck

[@EmilioQuirozA]

I've got your picture Of me and you You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too" I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do Oh it's in color Your hair is brown Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds I like to kiss you when there's no one else around I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of you all to myself I want a doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning oh I'm turning yeah I'm turning now I'm turning yeah I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of you all to myself I want a doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning yeah I'm turning oh I'm turning ah I'm turning yeah I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark Everyone around me is a total stranger Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone ranger Everyone That's why I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

[@normanieto-xe8jx]

Gracias ❣️💓

[@ASSAULTROCKRECKEADZ]

Omg what?? No idea about this cover till 7 years late but I love it!. I came from The Vapors

[@Dawgs241]

This should become the official song of the 2021 Tokyo Olympics.

[@jaywilkinson3522]

You know this song is about f###ing off right? 🤣

[@daoyang223]

@@jaywilkinson3522 i actually had no idea thats what it was

[@Redman_real]

The vapors would be much better

[@jamesleate]

I'm not allowed to tell you the meaning of this phrase but he's remembering his girlfriend when he's all alone on tour. He turns to his one eyed friend and the rest is too offensive to post here apparently. We aren't allowed to discuss racist everyday phrases from past decades and discuss how different attitudes may be today either because it's too "sensitive" or they can't differentiate between Racism and a discussion about Racism.

[@jamesleate]

@@Redman_real It loses its meaning when sung by a woman, it infers extra marital entertainment.

[@slartybaadfast7836]

1:18; Finished

[@superduperducorp7355]

I'm at a loss for words, I have not idea what I just watched and if I like it or not

[@evemessenger9132]

Yeah, I think you liked it. I wasn't sure the first time I watched it either, but now I'm back for more.

[@superduperducorp7355]

Eve Messenger yep me too I definitely like it now

[@amandamorse8760]

Lmoa! Happened to me the same way.

[@josephthinker3729]

Daddy Jauregay ... dude... couldn't agree more!

[@ahhwe-any7434]

Gonna send this to my kid. Bc y not

[@frymaxa1702]

This is the most random but coolest thing KZbin suggested me in a while. Love the Vapors ❤

[@karlafaulkner915]

I just found the end of the internet.

[@james-faulkner]

I agree, thanks for this! Normally she is at best plain but being overtly racist lip syncing this in Japan and dress as she is, she is edible!

[@2muchwit]

Karla Faulkner Its never ogre

[@CRVNBrewer]

Shrek is Love Shrek is Live. Shrek ist Liebe Shrek ist Leben. Shrek est l'amour Shrek est la vie. Shrek sit amor Shrek sit vive. שרעק איז ליבע שרעק איז לעבן

[@lioneaglegriffin]

Some of these KZbin videos give you the feeling like you found the Northwest passage or something.

[@slupa]

Comment of the year!

[@HuntersMoon78]

2:35 No Sex No Drugs No Wine No Women No Fun No Sin No You No Wonder it's dark!

[@issoenewwave]

Resume of my life.

[@Kisch-gx8zz]

By god i feel you its the best of the video

[@dj_d7]

maybe a bit off topic...but if you want to- Rock- check REM Crush With Eyeliner, still this is way...

[@globalcitizen8321]

It's Covid quarantine time ! (I guess for 2:35)

[@serrico0869]

Wow never knew this existed

[@DiamanteDea]

and thank god for that

[@warreng675]

No i did'nt either

[@carlmanvers5009]

I'll be honest right now I wish I still didn't.

[@nickbrew3071]

Why was this a thing that existed?

[@justcallmerichard7596]

Apparently an art project with a Japanese artist. I only knew about it because of the nerd culture of the time. Probably seen it on g4tv. Japanese culture was kinda a thing for a time. Not sure if your gen still holds it the same regard.

[@jimtheanvil]

You know it’s a cover of a huge U.K. hit from 1980 right?

[@nickbrew3071]

@@jimtheanvil no shit

[@tomstech4390]

13 years ago my friend in high school talked about how he fancied kirsten dunst, to this day I still have no idea who she is (wiki'ing now) and he died like 5 years ago.

[@mattponikvar4944]

Toms Tech Well this story took a hard left turn.

[@coryenglish4392]

That Sucks, the date on this video says 2015, he probably would've really liked this.

[@wifi-toaster]

She's got his picture

[@catkinsiren]

This can't be fuckin' real...but there it is.

[@justforjacob]

yo i didn't know she could sing so well! what a lovely voice! this whole thing is quite adorable. usually i cringe at stuff like this. but she has an endearing quality about her

[@lyndagarduno5837]

I agree i thought i wouldn't like this as much as i do rn and it's my first time seeing this and i stumbled on this video while looking for a different song😅😅

[@BlackAbbath0]

Naa bro this shit is full of autotune lmao. Still cool though

[@heavyprogressive76]

She sings in the Spiderman film's a couple times too. Love her voice goddamn.

[@kenhoughton2594]

This is the greatest thing I have seen in ages.

[@realspacemodels]

This is a 40-year-old song. It still holds up.

[@thevoid8544]

What????

[@realspacemodels]

@@thevoid8544 The Vapors released this song in around 1980.

[@thevoid8544]

@@realspacemodels damn. It doesn't look 40 years old

[@realspacemodels]

@@thevoid8544 The video is from 2015 I think.

[@coope1999]

@@thevoid8544 The is a cover. It's not the original band nor video.

[@RejectedTheOnes]

Glad to see sailor moon is taking her retirement well

[@DiamanteDea]

RejectedTheOnes 😂😂

[@RejectedTheOnes]

joy jones Sailor Neptune with that blue hair

[@RejectedTheOnes]

joy jones or sailor Venus with all the orange

[@Knightmessenger]

Dont you mean the witch Kiki?

[@popioan8049]

So much Melancholia in her eyes.

[@Asehpe]

I'm beginning to think she's a good actress. Damn!

[@garrysnett1566]

+Asehpe I.loved.her.as.mary.jane.2002.

[@Asehpe]

That was great (and so was Melancholia), but to me she'll always be the little vampire girl from Interview with the Vampire. When she went "Another doll? I have dozens, you realize..." I knew there was something special about her. :--)

[@MrPorkmann]

So much crack and booze.

[@psyrmc]

She looks like a Sailor Moon character.

[@rickylafleur5804]

Yeah,so true! Everyone on that show wears really short schoolgirl skirts and thigh high socks with dyed hair

[@radiobroog8091]

I think she sings better than most pop stars today, I like her voice. Always been a fan, didn't no she sang. I like it more than the original tune.

[@nicholaskelly1958]

YES! I have seen The Vapours many times and love them. But This Is Amazing!

[@CraparellaSmorrebrod]

Added to my playlist "Unexpected Music Video Celebrity Appearance".

[@zenxmizuki]

when you discovered you're 1/256 japanese

[@LordHeartNight]

Considering what this song is about, this is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time

[@lancemoore6904]

This is some weird shit. The deep Web doesn't compete with this.

[@pvtrichter88]

deep DARK NET AINT GOT NOTHING ON THIS !!

[@busybillyb33]

I totally read that as weeb web.

[@valeriodimaggio1485]

Still better than Avril Lavigne's "Hello Kitty".

[@sweettooth9057]

Preach

[@gerbill13]

+Norman Monroe True. but whys that got sjws knickers all twisted and this isnt?

[@JeffTheDudeAbides]

what doesn't the SJWs get offended over?

[@gerbill13]

JeffTheDudeAbides Cheese

[@Megafreakx3]

doesn't think too logically. There is no logic when it come to SJw's "logic"

[@jesse_cole]

I think this is what happens in hell.

[@xPMSKitty]

Jesse Cole

[@jesse_cole]

Paige Gallagher

[@wherewolves7741]

YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!

[@rickylafleur5804]

Did anyone else think Kirsten was only 14 in this video? It's crazy she was 30 because that blue wig, short pleated skirt, and thigh high socks makes her look A LOT younger!