Kirsten Dunst Teaches Conan German Curse Words | CONAN on TBS

(Original Airdate: 11/10/11) Plus, Kirsten visited some racy German tourist attractions.
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[@leanderdiedrich4610]

"Ein kleines bisschen Deutsch" was spot on German with no accent - wow!

[@BritneyLaZonga]

it is flawless!

[@grace-yz2sr]

Ja, aber Scheißkopf ist Denglisch.

[@aussten2k4]

Hab ich mir auch gedacht.

[@timsimms412]

But ‚du bist ein Scheißkopf‘ is nonsense. Das hab ich nocH NIE NIE NIE gehört.

[@Momakaful]

@@BritneyLaZonga nah, very clear US accent in how she said it

[@jkap34]

"A lot of the castles look like disney castles" disney castle is based off a castle in Southern Germany...

[@mrcoatsworth429]

Yes, it's the one she mentions by name...

[@uzul42]

@@mrcoatsworth429 Yep, Schloss Neuschwanstein. Literal translation: New-Swan-Stone castle.

[@arnodobler1096]

Disney and Ludwig II would have got on well, just like AH and WD, only differently!🤔

[@kyorikusagami84]

Yeah that's the point genius

[@Gringa_L]

Her range as an actress is incredible. And she is SO charming in interviews.

[@user-dc3qr8sc9r]

Yeah, she makes me all tingly, too.

[@larifari4371]

"Scheisskopf" is not a german Word. It's merely the translation of "shithead" but not at all used in germany.

[@marvintix]

It is a German word. It is not a frequently used one but, as the German language is nearly infinitely productive through compound words, it is a German word.

[@EmmaPohli]

No,it's not. You say Dummkopf silly head, but not Scheißkopf.😮

[@melanief.204]

I“m a 38 year old German and I‘ve never heard the word „Scheißkopf“. But of course, since „Scheiße“ and „Kopf“ are German words, you can combine them to create a new word 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@mirkoklein4561]

I am 43 year old german and in our family they really used that word, but it was a funny compound word, my mother once came up with, not used by someone outside our family.

[@der.Schtefan]

With 92 million German speakers, I doubt that user "larifari4371" is the know-all-end-all final instance in the German curse word dictionary. How arrogant. How condescending. How GERMAN!

[@theorysinger]

She’s absolutely right about those quick adult moments in Disney movies.

[@Hola-ro6yv]

More proof Disney is perverted,

[@robtitus4353]

She is so talented and equally adorable. I fell head over heels for her when she played Mary Jane and there have been so many brilliant performances since. Great interview!

[@theswissness]

Google translates Conan's German speech ("dies leiten dass darscht ist la benden Schlitten steiten ost das lar tisch lieben") into "This guides that darscht is lying on the sledge east of the lar table love"

[@FUFUCarnagerap]

What Conan said there was not remotely german! Kirsten Dunsts stuff wasn`t good either...

[@ElArlequin]

she does look gorgeous when she smile.

[@adamcrapple6089]

Fun fact: Dunst is a German word and means smog/fog/mist

[@sban8377]

Why would anyone adopt a surname like that, back when surnames were being handed out in Germany?

[@barrettdecutler8979]

@@sban8377 Probably someone came from a misty/foggy area, like Moore.

[@kyorikusagami84]

Dude kirsten dunst is a full German name

[@adamcrapple6089]

@@kyorikusagami84 no Kirsten is rather Scandinavian than German. Christine would be German (and English ;)).

[@kyorikusagami84]

@@adamcrapple6089 Dude you know nothing about german.....There's German footballer named Carsten jancker & Torsten frings....so STFU

[@backdoorwolf666]

Of course Andy the Swedish-German would know.

[@ilcomendante]

Norm 💜

[@hwstuder]

it's funny that he's still pissed about that bit lol

[@woozertoo]

Actually, at least four people know, including Andy 😂

[@thekingofcool2105]

Mary Jane always

[@eddiekaya1]

Peggy Blumqvist fo ever!

[@allocater2]

Bear Island knows no Spiderman, but the Spiderman in the North, whose name is TOBY!

[@painkiller1968]

@@allocater2 It's Spider-Man and Spider-Man, and TOBEY!

[@oOignignoktOo1]

*Sweet Baby Inc. has entered the chat*

[@Hola-ro6yv]

She looks far better as a blonde than as a redhead

[@SensationalBanana]

This woman ages like fine wine.

[@whatevereyewant]

This is from 13 years ago

[@ticoangelo]

she does indeed, but this video is from 2011 ;)

[@Leo23XR]

LOL. Are you ok ?

[@MorrisWilsonFvcks]

This video was recorded 10 years ago

[@toshtao1]

I thought that at first until I realized this is from 2011. LOL!

[@Dennis213100]

Conan's fake German sounds like an Adolf Hitler speech

[@Ray_2112]

More like the Charlie Chaplin parody of Hitler...

[@arnodobler1096]

nope , but like Charly

[@Lofote]

it doesnt

[@der.Schtefan]

All world thinks that German sounds like that, because they only know it from WW2 speeches and WW2 movies.

[@istdochallesegal3427]

OMG - Conan's gesturing and yelling in "German" sounds like he's watched LOTS of footage of speeches by that short Austrian man with the funny little mustache

[@prostre7005]

Calling Hitler an Austrian makes you a German

[@Keyecomposer]

Chaplin?

[@KeilaBevins]

@@Keyecomposer ahah yeah

[@worthless_opinion]

He is a history buff, after all.

[@istdochallesegal3427]

@@Keyecomposer close... though Chaplin played this riddle's vile individual

[@Johannes.Walker]

Wie süß, da spricht sie ein bisschen Deutsch. Wirklich gar nicht schlecht. 😊❤️

[@x-tinabotblue]

It’s kinda astonishing how people are just realizing how wonderful this women is in acting when I grew up with her and she literally is my icon since I was a kid 😳🥹😍

[@tweety7478]

@@diondiova 😆

[@mungofinalfi4480]

Now you're just trying to get a ton of likes.

[@toddpinkstonisgod]

@@diondiova lol! Thanks for keeping it real, diondiova. You are correct.

[@user-gw9rw5ei8m]

One of my favorite actors!!

[@khaansulu5695]

According to her, she was the lead in Spider-man and should have been paid the same as Tobey

[@jeffdawson2786]

Always adorable.

[@user-rx3uq9fs2m]

Das Miniaturwunderland in Hamburg is just amazing. The Owner is also a really chilled dude. If you have no money to go in with your kid, its no problem. You can talk to staff and they arrange that you can visit without paying

[@jochendoering2921]

The 'Miniatur Wunderland' in Hamburg is not just a miniature city but the worlds biggest miniature railway with over 100,000 sqarefoot (10.000 m²) of floor space.

[@markawestern]

Happy birthday Conan!

[@stevepringle2295]

My favorite actress ❤😊

[@jg2722]

I know this is from 13 years ago but Kirsten still looks amazing today 🍷

[@Vegitobluuuuu]

She exposed Disney 😂

[@alexchavez217]

A lie was not told

[@arnodobler1096]

As a German who grew up with the Brothers Grimm fairy tales, when I saw the Disney fairy tale movies: "wtf", I was about 7 or 8.

[@joesmith9216]

no she didn't, what goes on underground at disney????

[@michaelshepherd733]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONAN!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@TheAnalPunisher]

I love her, she's adorable

[@merci1619]

Nobody says "Scheisskopf" in German.

[@Zellstoff86]

Doch ich manchmal hahaha

[@stevesmith2718]

Kirsten war in Hamburg im Miniaturwunderland. Das ist die größte Miniatureisenbahn in der Welt im Maßstab H0 Und sie war in Bayern, genauer gesagt in Füssen im Schloß "Neuschwanstein" nicht Feinstein! Kirsten was in Hamburg in the Minaturwonderland. Thats the biggest railroad in the world in scale H0. And she visited the Chateau "Neuschwanstein" in Füssen, Bavaria. From King Ludwig the first. I like Kirsten. She is very lovely.

[@grace-yz2sr]

Ich habe NeuSCHWEINstein rausgehört lol

[@stefanhaler3318]

Ludwig der II.

[@alexayres6250]

I've seen that documentary about the Disney drawings. Pretty brave of her to mention it.

[@Baatar1998]

Best MJ

[@asavannah7439]

The Miniatur Wunderland in Hamburg/Germany is a the biggest model railway exhibition in the world. It’s amazing

[@elisabethelias681]

Kirsten Dunst ❤

[@PyCoder82]

She said "Neuschweinstein" instead of Neuschwanstein. "swine" instead of "swan". 😂

[@zilch-x1054]

If there is a Spiderman 4 or reboot! They need to bring her back and give us the Mary Jane we deserve. More proactive, and independent

[@ceeal2943]

Ich liebe Kirsten Dunst

[@o0L4nc3r0o]

Cool, I've been to Schloss Neuschwanstein last year as well. :) Lovely castle, but way too many tourists (as expected)...

[@kaytee7607]

She still gorgeous 😊

[@frankbooth5490]

My favorite german actress ❤

[@errydm]

I speak German.. And damn, like 80% of that fake German is really impressive! 😂 The only American Hollywood star I know of, who speaks almost perfect German (and with a slight German accent), is Sandra Bullock.

[@johannesklauer3386]

What about christoph waltz?

[@errydm]

@johannesklauer3386 He's Austrian, not American. Come to think of Austrian, Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't count, either. 🙂

[@johannesklauer3386]

@@errydm I'm Bavarian I count austrians more as my folks than nordfriesen e.g. 😂😂

[@errydm]

@@johannesklauer3386Ja do schau her.. Und ich bin Indonesier, lebe in Indonesien, bin aber kein Schauspieler. 😂

[@johannesklauer3386]

@@errydm haha nice one😂 ich war letztes Jahr auf java, Bali und ein paar Inseln... Really loved them. So beautiful there, nature, ocean and the culture was so welcoming, friendly and warming ❤️

[@TheCJD89]

She is so beautiful and funny as well

[@VargTribe]

Neuschwanstein is not in the Schwarzwald (black forest) :‘(

[@stefanhaler3318]

That's in Allgäu. And Neuschwanstein is the Original, not Disney!

[@yasminedey8612]

Sounds like she was in Hamburg in the miniature train set...saw the figures too😅

[@Emulator_Crossing]

Such a pretty lady and great actress...since forever. jesse is one lucky guy:)

[@Jamineye]

Bring her back for Spiderman 4!

[@jstmarton]

If she wants to come back

[@sebastianalegria3401]

I didn't know Kristen was able to curse in German, she reminded me of Sarah Chalke's German when she started teaching Conan German curse words and regarding Kristen, she's aged as well as Tobey Maguirre over the years.

[@tony70x7]

I believe I'm close to her age, I remember her at the beginning of her career in Interview with Vampire, Jumanji, then Spiderman. I've always liked her. It's a shame I haven't heard from her in the last decade.

[@77jamess]

Fargo Series 2

[@joerogan6294]

After Melancholia, Dunst has been my favorite.

[@adamcrapple6089]

It’s called castle Neuschwanstein, not Neuschweinstein. A Schwan is a swan, a schwein is a pig..😂

[@batmanforever0]

She is a living Barbie doll

[@pricemoore2022]

I wonder how old Kirsten Dunst is now!!!!!😊😊😊😊😊

[@tejeswarpasupureddi2528]

She's 41

[@daverice2426]

If only there were some way to find out!

[@PrincipeCharro]

@@tejeswarpasupureddi2528 42 in a few days

[@chezuz1981]

I guess we will never know

[@werigubskdjgb]

No-one knows actually

[@kforest2745]

LMFAO “I always had to be yelling even when I was eating ice cream”

[@dennis98]

Im german and ive never heard a word like "Scheisskopf"

[@katsukimizutani7583]

She is the best since Jumanji

[@cptoneeye]

0:32 this german part was free of accent and sounded like she is a native speaker.

[@stefanmaurer8536]

Always had a crush on her. Still have. She‘s gorgeous and lovely.

[@caseyhouser9839]

Best natural cans ever

[@SvenKorsten]

"Castle Neuschweinstein" (new pig stone) 🤣

[@eisbombenterror]

Yeah, everybody knows that it is called "Schloss Neuschweinsteiger"...

[@martinsch]

Fun fact: Castle Neu-Schweinstein is named after the famous German soccer player Bastian Schweinsteiger.

[@jimothydrstrange9158]

Mary Jane teaches Conan German Curse words and Wanda Maximoff teaches him Russian curse words. What a time to be alive.

[@olfrud]

She has super good pronunciation actually. And if a woman like her ever said "du bist ein Scheißkopf" in German to me, I think I'd fall instantly in love lol

[@xXValomatXx]

wtf? How lonesome are you?

[@olfrud]

@@xXValomatXx the way she said it was just super cute and hilarious lol I’m not lonesome at all

[@dimitrispapadopoulos9245]

She is like in spiderman movies!! Great!

[@rutulsompura]

When was this filmed ?

[@thanostsarbos1197]

2011

[@stefanlangle6939]

Conan the Dictator of Tomania !! More of that please, i like this fantasy german! 😂 Ya ya ,wier Doitschen haven ouwch fielll Spahss unt Humorrr!

[@catdaily5727]

Our Mary Jane ❤

[@donronn71]

In every language is the first you can this words

[@stefanlangle6939]

Where's this Adult Theme Park? 😂 She meant the Miniaturwunderland located in the Speicherstadt in Hamburg. German cursing can be such a challenge, by spelling them in local dialects like Allemanisch spoken in the area of Markgräflerland. Real Tung-Twisters....😂😂😂

[@rn-om3hu]

In a parallel universe Kirsten refused to do Spiderman 3.

[@MasterEmile239]

German Spider-Man confirmed 😂

[@EscapedDraugr]

Conan speaks old school German.

[@circuitnerd]

Surprised they are reposting this vid. It's from the end of 2011.

[@ShortArtistName]

Have you heard the song Conan O'brien By Wyatt Longbridge. Available on KZbin!🔥🔥

[@dillonrodriquez9873]

Fortunaly for keirsten Dunst and the most of us the camera adds 4 inches

[@painkiller1968]

Kirsten

[@Losrandir]

Si... CONANDO!

[@christophervanepps4264]

I know a little German. He's sitting over there.

[@kanalkucker14]

She actually made an hillerious error when speaking about the castles, instead of saying Neuschwanstein (translateds to New Swan Stone), the famous castle in Bavaria, she said Neuenschweinstein, which would translate to New Pig Stone

[@user-vl5tg1er9g]

Oohhhh! Disney secrets out! Jajajaja 🎉😂

[@JMPT]

Nice

[@Qyr3]

Just for anyone wondering, the miniature wonderland is all about model railways. Around them a whole world is built. Its pretty amazing with all those details. Also "scheißkopf" is no real slur a German would say :D

[@arnomeeuwisse6692]

She is still really beautiful ❤

[@77jamess]

If you look at the air date, this was 2011. So we are talking 13 years ago. Not that she looks bad now. But this isn’t recent.

[@arnomeeuwisse6692]

@@77jamess oh ok, i didn't see that. But still a good looking lady.

[@lindildeev5721]

That's not German, that's Tomainian.

[@Hagersen]

Von Mary Jane zu Marie-Johanna

[@emilflarsen2]

Kirsten Dunst casually explaining subliminal messages in Disney

[@particles343]

Conan does not age.

[@peterkirby7546]

the underwear profile pic bots are hilarious

[@donniewahlberg8546]

They are everywhere and they are so nice😆😆😆

[@Leo23XR]

They're not hilarious, they are annoying AF.

[@falsemcnuggethope]

Do they still repost the top comments?

[@donniewahlberg8546]

@@Leo23XR 😆😆😆

[@user-yj8sy5vw7u]

Didn't knew she was half German guess her surname speaks for itself and she does resemble Heidi Klum

[@der.Schtefan]

It's like when Sandra Bullock spoke German during her acceptance speech for the Bambi award she won. Because Sandra is a Deutsches Mädl!

[@TheT0N1c]

Since Germany dubs every movie she should start doing her german dub

[@user-jd5lx9xv3c]

Mary Jane!

[@spectacularrobottoyphotogr7620]

True MJ

[@nikokaapa]

Andy Richter, Kirsten Dunst and Conan O'Brien. Two Germans and an Irish.

[@Carlitros69]

Original air date: Sep-10-2011 I think will never see Kirsten Dunst in a Marvel movie or anything to do with Disney 😂

[@melintafro7363]

Conan was tought german by Adenoid Hynkel ;-)

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Heidelberg represent!

[@filmaep1524]

I am today years old when I found out that Kirsten Dunst and Gwyneth Paltrow are not the same person

[@AyAy008]

Andy ((Richter)), the Swedish-German would know a few German curse words.

[@vam2317]

cokes brings out the best in anyone.

[@Alex-gi7sm]

As a german that sounds reallay funny to me 😂

[@krayzieegg7294]

i see now why the face looks strong. makes her even more attractive

[@Spice99857]

3:10 He's right.

[@ogarcia9745]

Nice DRESS 👗

[@NHatemN]

Team Coco ain't slick..