Kirstjen Nielsen Gets Deported from the White House | The Daily Show

Donald Trump purges the Department of Homeland Security, firing Secret Service chief Randolph Alles and forcing DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen to resign after they failed to see eye-to-eye on immigration.
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[@JoshuaOtusanya]

This is how many people think Betsy should be gone too 👇🏿

[@Schmidty1]

Congratulations on your life success of not quoting yourself! Moving up!

[@JoshuaOtusanya]

Schmidty lol we making progress -Josh Otusanya

[@Schmidty1]

@@JoshuaOtusanya ruined the fun. :(

[@d.robinson6262]

Now everybody gonna do this style comment

[@anxietyatwheel8512]

Hopefully she’ll be next to be, told to resign

[@bajanbabygirl722]

Her being fired for being too soft is actually quite terrifying.

[@LupineShadowOmega]

She didn't commit enough war crimes for his liking.

[@a.w.6288]

Agreed...

[@benm5221]

Multiply your feeling of terror by the number of abused asylum seekers, and your not even close to being terrified enough. If it was up to trump he'd shoot them dead before they reached the border.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Who the hell is he going to hire now, the witch from Hansel and Grettel?

[@priscillajimenez27]

@@couragekarnga8735 nah...Freddie Kroger

[@natalyanelson4184]

"Broken Condom" joke is savage af. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GameFame1959]

But probably accurate

[@joeramirez873]

Noah is a pos! The broken condom happened to his father. I wonder what is up his butt? Very hateful as....e!

[@richardroopnarine870]

So she was soft? Who's he putting there next Adolf Hitler?

[@witnessingobscura952]

The wicked warlock of Washington - Steven Miller. A psychopathic mass murderer who worships Adolf Hitler. I expect Miller will add guns to the wall and automate their use to kill everything that moves within 10 feet of the wall.

[@dividedskytheiv7151]

...kim jong un would be perfect...but alas bc of trump he thinks he's equally powerful.

[@Angelina-bp8cs]

If Nielsen was "too soft" then Trump will try to find someone tougher which genuinely terrifies me

[@TWKHMERCHIC]

yup, what next concentration camps smh

[@fumarc4501]

Miller is taking over and he was the one actually in charge of everything immigration related... Nielsen was just another disposable pawn.

[@ThatLaloBoy]

Probably find someone by searching "illegal immigrants" on Amazon

[@n.herbig7592]

It will be interesting and nerve racking.

[@kennethhwang3425]

FUmarc Oh, goodie, mini Goebbel is that close to a position of immense power, what could ever go wrong?

[@raykhan7836]

She can always rake leaves to prevent forest fires in sweden

[@tonyplow9219]

Ray, And you can travel in a solar powered airplane!

[@raykhan7836]

@@tonyplow9219 most planes are solar powered how else would they see during the day

[@n.herbig7592]

😂🤣😂 Good one

[@josi4749]

I doubt Migrationsverket would allow her into the country. And her cv is rubbish!

[@Ellietalk81]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@Gunman610]

"To him, it's all about how people look." This explains why he describes everything he likes as "beautiful" whether it's a person or a car or a wall.

[@JMBBrasil]

Or a war.

[@daphnehelper1389]

Gunman610 nah...beautiful is the only BIG word he knows

[@robinaddis-vaughn7271]

Then he's straight out of central casting for an INSANE ASYLUM!!

[@plaidpanda]

Central casting: tells you everything you need to know about Trump. The most hollow, superficial, empty shell of a human ever to wear a bad suit and a combover.

[@rgwak]

Many t'rump supporters care more about "sticking it to the libtards" than they do voting for what most Americans need. And many others are just dumb as rocks and think t'rump ran because he actually wanted to help them. 😆😅😂

[@Erin-Thor]

Ro G - Indeed! My relatives support Trump absolutely without question. His 73 affairs and over 33,000 lawsuits in the past decade... irrelevant. His wife’s model escort web pages for ‘Clients of means only,’ his lies, nothing matters. Trump, because he is Republican is Godly , the Democrats are not, they are unGodly. It’s like they support the anti-Christ.

[@annek1226]

You left out Moron.

[@dielegende9141]

@@brucesoto806 you can't compare Trump to Hitler; for example, Hitler started by burning down the parliament and blaming it on the opposition just a few months after he was elected, I think we can agree Trump is nowhere near as bad

[@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748]

Die Legende I don’t like Trump but I fucking hate it when people call Trump, Obama and Hillary “hitler”. People don’t realize that by in doing so they aren’t only normalizing hitler but they’re also completely sanitizing just exactly how evil he and his actions were. I think about everything I learned about him and WW2 and when people just compare him to those three so casually it bothers me. It’s like the phrases “feminazi” and “grammar Nazi” it normalizes, over-uses and abuses the word Nazi.

[@studiosandi]

Scary when you think the next person is going to be worse than her.

[@bram9333]

Every damn time. where does he find these people

[@jacquesblaque7728]

Central casting couldn't find anyone worse than Stephen Miller. See if he's awake in his crypt.

[@ronzon2731]

Dude what are you talking about!? People have to follow the law to get into this country. What don’t you understand about that?

[@BlueWoWTaylan]

Trump is literally going for Concentration camps...and firing squads.

[@pookz3067]

Ryan Bagarotti So you just don’t know what the issue is. No one would have a problem with family separation if it was done purely for the reasons the law was written and handled in an organized, humane way. Instead, the way it’s handled is just downright cruel. If you don’t have the logistical ability to enforce a law properly, you don’t do it until you have the right structures in place. This has been true for every law until Trump came around. This law existed under Obama, too, but somehow he didn’t do even a fraction of the unethical shit that has happened on Trumps watch. We have lost track of kids, tons of kids whose parents we sent away without the kid, and still others who it wouldn’t even help if their parents were here because we don’t know who they are. These were all easily predictable consequences of Trump’s policy.

[@aking3624]

Should have denied his Grandfather... Even Germany didn't want him after realizing he dodged the draft!!

[@jpdemer5]

There must be a gene for cowardice, since Donnie inherited it.

[@brasingt]

We should never have let Dutch “people” into this country.

[@ShantiDoss2000]

Is Trump is a German or indirectly from Germany or it’s bloodline.

[@melindmccluske8109]

Trevor thank you for the daily show!powerful insight.

[@maineyor5343]

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a leader is to look at the men he has around him.

[@julesnagbunga1204]

And women!

[@DTG_LOCKETT]

Discrimination against people that don't look like they belong in America. Where did I put my acting like Hitler check list

[@UmmYeahOk]

Does Godwin’s Law apply if it’s true?

[@spokanevalleyfreeway1521]

@@UmmYeahOk - What does *that* mean?

[@UmmYeahOk]

Tiar Tenorio-Atoigue according to Wikipedia: Godwin’s Law is an internet adage asserting that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1"; that is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to Adolf Hitler or his deeds, the point at which effectively the discussion or thread often ends. For example: "Hitler was against tobacco smoking, X is against tobacco smoking, therefore X is a Nazi". There are waaay too many comparisons with Trump. Is he very much like Hitler, or are we just saying he is due to Godwin’s Law

[@DTG_LOCKETT]

He's a racist want to be dictator that constantly lies about things that are public knowledge and can be easily researched, and has literally said don't believe what you see and hear

[@animeotaku9110]

They aren't native American... They should go to Europe... They illegally immigrated to America

[@webstergalaxyjump7347]

She's been forced out for still having a gleam of humanity? In my opinion, she's deprived of humanity already.

[@KingoftheJuice18]

Great video highlighting his "central casting" obsession: all surface, all glitz, no content or substance.

[@baruchben-david4196]

If a corporate manager had such a high turnover of employees, he'd be fired.

[@Katzztar]

That's the problem. Trump's never been in reality. He still acts as if he's in a TV show.

[@dmonk926]

Lol, at the hotel i worked at there is a constant turnover of American employees as maids (Including myself, hence ' worked'). But who hardly ever got fired or quit? The migrants...

[@albertricks1927]

One could only hope. But this is nowadays!

[@SalvatoresiaEkine]

my thoughts exactly.

[@starcherry6814]

Broken condom... LOL damn Trevor that was cold!

[@JayGilby]

It was almost too far. Almost :)

[@thewingedhussar4188]

@@JayGilby Considering what trump has said and done. NAAh.. No where near close.

[@patriciabusch4599]

Cold but funny af and likely 100% true! 😂😂🤣🤣

[@mykzalot]

Its so inappropriate

[@Smartercow]

@@mykzalot Yes trump is

[@thehighpriestess8431]

Yes! America went nuts! Obama I miss you ! Clinton I miss you! Bush Jr. where are you?

[@frocco7125]

Bush jr. wasn't any better honestly.

[@tracer740]

@@frocco7125- He might have been if it wasn't for the self-appointed V.P Dick Cheney.

[@adr2070]

Bush Jr. was worse, but Trump will beat him at being unpopular if he starts a war (against Iran or Venezuela, for example).

[@Ms.Byrd68]

@@adr2070 Nah, even Junior wasn't single-handedly trying to demolish our democracy!

[@MrM1729]

Kirstjen had central casting, model-like looks until she got involved with this administration and lost her soul.

[@jpdemer5]

At least she got out before her face degenerated to Crypt-Keeper level. Kellyanne Conway wasn't so lucky.

[@g.a.2997]

I genuinely wonder what all the people who have left the white house will be in five years.

[@whiteowl4097]

unemployed.

[@InfamousX1000]

Hopefully suffering the appropriate karmatic consequences to their actions during the White House. Seriously, this whitehouse is like every movie villain ever got together for a reality tv show where they had to be the most villainous or be kicked out.

[@carlosjaramillo9702]

Working for right wing "think" tanks like the Heritage foundation. It doesn't matter to the right how horrible one is they are the most tribal to the point that even a adulterous con man can have their support.

[@marcosmota1094]

This will give you and idea...Rachel and staff have been keeping tabs. Her third big screen may be full by now: media1.s-nbcnews.com/i/MSNBC/Components/Video/201805/n_maddow_cwall_180502_1920x1080.jpg

[@susansanders2972]

I think we should excumunicate them. Kick them out of country. Force them to live in Mexico or Guatemala:)

[@rennayhinds877]

For a guy that promised job security his employees sure gets fired often....hmm.

[@rennayhinds877]

@Mikey so true. No job security there lol

[@captainspaulding4777]

Rennay Hinds, first rule in being successful is to surround yourself with successful people. If a person is no good, they need to go.

[@edwardrichtofen8530]

@@captainspaulding4777 what happened to hiring all the best people? All the "best" people are gone now. You people can rationalize anything.

[@captainspaulding4777]

Austin Schlepko, do you test drive a car before buying or do you just take the salesman’s word for it?

[@edwardrichtofen8530]

@@captainspaulding4777 test drive. But you obviously take the rambling hobo on the corner's word for it.

[@simogalile5640]

Absolutely brilliant insight, Trevor!

[@dianasaria7065]

"Its me let me iiiiiiiiiin" 🤣🤣🤣

[@atibaprovidence]

Dumbo calling someone Dumbo.😂😂😂😃

[@christelheadington1136]

Jumbo calling someone Dumbo.

[@blakestillinthegame4248]

Hungry hungry Hippo Donald Trump

[@alexp6821]

To even call him Dumbo is disrespectful to that fictional character.

[@cyndieK1]

Apparently she wouldn’t build the concentration camps.

[@Chiefshadow4]

I partially feel bad for her because of who she worked for. You either keep a job or get fired. BUT i dont know where her actual views were.

[@Sweetie_abundant_heart]

She resigned because Donald Trump doesn't know anything about the Immigration laws and refused to listen to her. She wasn't fired. I'll believe she'll land on her feet somewhere in the future.

[@DeadlyYellow]

I'm surprised Arpaio isn't top runner for her position. Then again, he probably hasn't been on TV lately.

[@radmoonable]

@onlyfacts they are not illegals, they are asylum seekers. It's a perfectly legal way to enter USA. What trump wanted her to do, I.e block their entry, IS illegal.

[@rastatank1345]

@onlyfacts and here we have the stereotypical douchbag with his stereotypical profile pic talking his stereotypical bullshit, never seen that before

[@natashaivanova7360]

Me: *suddenly has overwhelming urge to see a story about thousands of migrants dressing up as trump when trying to enter the US*

[@dianaitaly8855]

Yo that last meme reference was fire! Hahah "LET ME IIIIIIIIIN!"

[@Armando51roosters]

I love how Trevor Noah keeps light of dark times.

[@erikapurcell-williams4049]

@onlyfacts - blah blah blah....you're all garbage talk until those same ridiculous policies, cuts, and so forth begin to drain you directly. Trust, you'll be screwed over several times by the very ones you think are actually trying to support & fight for you....

[@Armando51roosters]

@onlyfacts unemployment? I blame automation, and the President isn't doing anything about it. Those are facts, but I guess blaming immigrants will take the jobs away from the robots.

[@Armando51roosters]

*Sigh* I don't get how insulting me is going to make me learn anything. I'm sorry I don't believe in Trump. He is a White Supremacist that I don't like. Also, he's just terrible. To be fair, my is bait hunter, so I do expect trolls to come tell me some things I don't like.

[@maineyor5343]

Trump: "I'm building a wall or I'll die trying." Democrats: "No problem. We'll take choice B."

[@alexisgrunden1556]

Amen to that!

[@markstanley4141]

I can't quite agree with that statement Sir.Still, "We lost the slaves,now let us enslave the whole population;JFK". Wake up America!

[@jamesricker3997]

Then Pence becomes president.

[@akramhamed6445]

@@jovanleon7 democrats are fucking idiots... You wouldn't understand

[@o.gparamount3099]

@@akramhamed6445 there will never be anybody as mentally incompetent as dementia patient trump and the gullible dumbass deplorable trumptards who support him Akram. Btw, u have the name of somebody trump would probably not want in this country either, DUMBASS😣😕

[@aliciab4tyMze]

They had an episode of Our Cartoon President with Trump impersonators..this had me laughing so hard when he said put a tumbleweed on your head..🤣🤣🤣

[@andreasmith9552]

Helloooooo from Italy Maestro Trevor Noah. You have such a gift for real satirical comedy from which we all take away a huge belly laugh but an underlying slap in the face as well. We love you in Bologna keep it up please!

[@ajwelsh3191]

Kirstjen Nielsen gives Scandinavians a bad name.

[@mar1355]

Scandinavians are racist..i'm German and was working there..i seen fucked up things..

[@bulbasaur15]

#001 Isn't she the one whose husband was against Trump and there was a fuss about it? Or was it someone else?

[@inyoface05]

@@mar1355 no shit. Here my step family had to travel to ND from California to escape some Nazis that were terrorising them

[@zakicabdullah8421]

@@mar1355 Lived there Denmark is the worst..

[@saradanhoff6539]

@@zakicabdullah8421 Eh, Denmark hasn't been sober in a decade. Expecting them to get rid of the casual racist jokes maybe should wait till after they sober up. 2050 is looking like a good year.

[@sarahlongstaff5101]

The big question is why she, and the others, didn't quit earlier.

[@livelaughloathe]

Saw on Stephen Colbert that she didn’t quit bc she knew she’d do poorly after having worked for trump (trashes credibility), so she rode the train as long as she could

[@xoxxobob61]

@Sarah Longstaff...This is what happens when you follow a Cult leader like Trump...you eventually become a victim !

[@thebestcentaur]

Money speaks louder than morals...frequently.

[@belovedwoman3398]

@@xoxxobob61 yep! Is anyone else thinking about Jim Jones and drinking the kool-aid? Jonestown, USA-USSR and made in CHINA with some North Korean assembly required. 😆 I am laughing so hard that I'm crying! ROTFLMAO! TRump is doing everything he can to destroy us AMERICANS🇺🇲 and that makes me mad as hell! 😡 He is however great for all of the comedians!!! All they have to do is start a joke with Trump tweeted.... And the crowd is 🤣 😂! Please explain how someone that hates America so much ended up living in the White House with an immigrant wife and illegal children with security clearances???? WTF???? 😲😱🙀🤯

[@anasacerio4390]

Greed, power and lack of moral values

[@nathaliedufour3891]

What an absolute abyss your country is in. Thank goodness for Trevot & comedians.

[@paolee2730]

Well, that's hard. When, you don't have alot of resources.

[@dantecrailman8861]

Nielsen got deported from the White House... That means she gets to spend more time with her own family, 😂

[@christelheadington1136]

I'm sure they're overjoyed.

[@TheVideoParadise]

I love this show! And Trevor,show them what South Africa's talent capable is capable of!!!

[@sharonjohnson1702]

I love this 😍💕❤️ Talented 💙 Young Men

[@nadiasilvershine4630]

Secret Service code name for Donald Trump: Benedict Arnold.

[@mmunro00]

I could have sworn his code name was Cheetos 🤔

[@blueberriesrasberries9555]

Orange Devil!

[@-thedog-briangriffin9720]

Thats soft #Pussygrabber

[@EmaA-pu7nc]

As a history nut, that's quite a burn.

[@vMufasa]

Anyone else find it disturbing that Trump is rambling about blocking Asylum seekers at a "republican JEWISH Coalition"?

[@Muzikrazy213]

Why is this the first time we hear about the president seeing everyone he meets and works with based solely on how they look? Thank you Trevor for pointing that out. Beyond bizarre yet very telling

[@lascanteraslifestyle7155]

Classic NPD

[@user-dw4mb5ow5m]

@@lascanteraslifestyle7155 u g?? L I h fto I I mms

[@niayeshnajafi2206]

I don’t know how horrible a person can be, let alone the leader of the free world...

[@Chuchichaeschtli_]

which freedom? freedom for healthcare? or the gun-thing?

[@pamelacass9642]

@dogboy1953 Not for much longer. The alt-right is rising especially in Europe and esp in Germany, znd Merkel has already announced she's not running again for Prime Minister.

[@1_mensch]

@@pamelacass9642 First of all, we don't have a prime minister. She is a chancellor(Kanzlerin). Second, the alt right AfD has declining support, according to latest polls. Third her politics are supporting a free world for the economy, but an enslaved world for workers and unemployed people. Also she and her party(CDU) are putting the environment in danger. A free, but broken planet, can't be actually free.

[@mayasophie1537]

Trump gonna be like : Hold my wall, buddy

[@bigearl8757]

This is just like the end of the first G.I. Joe movie were Destro was in the Oval Office. Cobra has won!

[@kofiowusu761]

Trevor Noah You are Central Casting 😂😂😂

[@codeplaysgames7681]

About 50-80 years from now, the US will have to get some sort of truth and reconciliation committees. I mean those kids living in awful conditions will grow one day, and they will come back to haunt you.

[@Blackageinc]

The Eric jokes will never not be funny hahaha

[@lw3269]

Now Kirstjen will write a book like all of Spanky's fired staff. Hers will be a children's book: "The Immigrant, The Witch, and the Cage"

[@valeriav7333]

Lol

[@xoxxobob61]

@@valeriav7333 ..ha ! Ha!

[@jmgalbo1]

@ L W Are the children and puppies consumed in the end under the lure of peppermint sticks and cookies?

[@lenas5613]

Love it!!!

[@petergriffin8646]

Accepted

[@sparkleinyoureyes8259]

#45 thinks he still on the Apprentice “YOU’RE FURE !! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@sabrecatsmiladon7380]

WE DONT NEED MORE TOUGH...we need more WISDOM and INTELLIGENCE

[@katlovesdogs4119]

How right you are!

[@mumbaijazz]

He's ranting against immigrants from a podium which says Jewish Coalition.

[@vee0822]

Anthony Joseph 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@natesimon]

Astute observation

[@BothHands1]

🤔

[@showproja]

What a totally blind perspective. Do you see a lot of Jews coming across our border illegally, destroying our economy, dimwit?

[@mumbaijazz]

John Abbott: Firstly the immigrants contribute to the Us economy not damage it. Who do you think does the work that keeps, homes, farms, services, and industries in the USA running? Secondly: The Zionist Jews in Israel who are just a couple of bullets short of the SS, are the biggest per capital recipient of US taxpayer monies of any Nation! Thirdly: It is the benevolent attitude in the USA towards immigrants that gave so many desperate Jews from Europe a home, dignity and the right to exploit less fortunate human beings! Netanyahu and Trump are monsters of the present era though both are also dinosaurs which we hope will hold extinct soon!

[@millertime6]

Not sure how anyone thinks that working for Trump could work out well

[@xoxxobob61]

They all wind up victims of Trump...How many of them have been indicted or jailed now?

[@millertime6]

@@xoxxobob61 A lot of them have! I believe current count is 34 indictments and 6 convictions.

[@Woke2Broke]

I see some folk are still stuck in the cotton fields! Please get some Candice Owens, Morgan Freeman education! Fvck Jussie Smollet savior Obama! Trump 2020

[@napachick100]

Two questions, How do these people know what Merica is doing? and Do they have cable TV, to get the news, while walking to where they are trying to get to?

[@theone31man]

It's never too late to do the right thing.

[@maineyor5343]

“I can not tell a lie”…..Washington “I can not tell the truth”...dump

[@SamDenny]

acct4u George Washington also allowed the raping and pillaging of villages, do some research

[@maineyor5343]

@@SamDenny.... What does your comment have to do with "lying"?...do some RESEARCH!!!!!!!!

[@craigcrawford6595]

Washington: I cannot tell a lie Trump: What? I know words, words like really big words George President and Lincoln Log or Jimmy Peanut, or nut, nuts are nuts, am I right?

[@briaaaa..]

Craig Crawford 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@penelopegreene]

"Lie la lie, la la la la lie la lie..." Paul Simon.

[@alwaysincentivestrumpethic6689]

Eric "broken condom" Trump !!! Am stealing that Trevor

[@scyryus9782]

That meme in the end lol

[@olivlhorrible]

This R Kelly joke was brutal! :-))))

[@shotjohnny]

Trevor... where's the "oohh" jar? 😂😂😂 Tonight, there were some "ooh"s worth saving 😂😂😂

[@VMohdude-]

shot Johnny I was wondering about that too😂😂

[@deboss142]

Cuddo's to the writers for the R Kelly joke. It was savage

[@beberivera7011]

It gave me LIFE!!!!!

[@camrenmugabe4166]

1:22 Damn Trevor you savage! 🤣🤣

[@Liv-or5ci]

This was one of trevor’s best bits of 2019 imo

[@lauriemtz8616]

Just when I think I can't despise that orange guy anymore..and BAM!!!! 😖

[@davidhollenshead4892]

Trump will continue to be cruel as his base loves it... How cruel & sadistic will he become ??? That depends how long he has his tiny fingers on power...

[@tonyplow9219]

Laurie, TDS hurts!

[@ryanx9372]

Agreed :/

[@ryanx9372]

@onlyfacts it'd be sweetie with an "ie" or sweaty with an "a". Not sure which derogatory term you were trying to get at.

[@ryanx9372]

@@tonyplow9219 what's rational about turning asylum seekers away? Slide emergency funds to "build" a useless wall (which is still not happening) while the immigration officers' resources are being ignored and in dire need of attention, which could be quickly remedied with a relatively minute amount of finances. Why did your ancestors immigrate to the US? Cause of the weather? What's rational about threatening to shut down the border between the US and Mexico? Trump's a buffoon with zero outlook and a pseudo tough guy persona. Trump's all talk and you eat it right out of his grubby hands. Instead of ignorantly accusing people of ignorant maybe you should question the "logic" behind ANY of Trump's moves.

[@kraevorn7483]

It’s official Eric’s new name is broken condom 488 likes and 10 comments in 6 hours. Keep it going So it has peaked to 776 and stayed there for 6 days

[@mykzalot]

Thats so inappropriate

[@TunTheOfficial]

@@mykzalot but its hilarious

[@yattaguru]

I thought that was always his name

[@AlastorsShadowDemon]

@@mykzalot Eric is inappropriate. You're right.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Here's mine for his dear old daddy: the Fates' first mistake.

[@garyschasteen9440]

Sometimes humor suggests a practical solution after thinking on it for a while then refining it just a little.

[@michaelhood7994]

They have blocked them keeping them at SPCA 👹👹👹

[@momomily9229]

Of course he sees the asylum program as a scam. That's the only perspective he could possibly have, being a master scammer himself.

[@akmalhafiz8763]

Central casting. So I believe Putin won his heart by looking exactly like a super villain.

[@deborahbell6975]

😅😅😅😅

[@AzaleaLuna]

Yes, Mini Me.

[@anasacerio4390]

This central casting sounds so ridiculous , i feel ashamed just to hear it😤

[@Girlgamssilver]

Oddly enough you are probably right. he definitely has a problem he lives in a total fantasy world

[@urbannpa]

And Steven Miller.

[@MrDboi1236]

I still don't understand cofefe. Even after being explained.

[@marc21256]

Build a wall to keep the sharknado out.

[@maineyor5343]

Build the wall around the White House and add water until we stop hearing noises.

[@rarm5899]

acct4u Sounds wonderful, where do I sign?

[@MrBlockice22]

Hiring the best people huh? 🤔😃😃😂😂

[@julieyoung3315]

And the Brightest..Lol!

[@helenamirian908]

Casting the best "acting directors".

[@dorothieblanc4482]

Too funny! can't sleep without watching the show

[@levybeth]

Try to imagine one of your small children being taken from you, and getting lost in the system for years. Can you stand it?

[@simons5704]

What did he want her to do, have a firing squad at the border, I cringe to think of what he wanted.

[@ericplumhoff9208]

He wanted her to break the law.

[@hopesprings4155]

Unfortunately, we're going to see exactly what he wants.

[@claudewinters2091]

Please do not give him anymore ideas... Never suggest a crazy or illegal idea to this administration... Because you know

[@proudbadhombre1082]

Someone throw water on Kristen Nielsen already. I hope she is tried as a criminal also when all this is over with. Then she will know what it is to be in a cage and separated from her family.

[@whiteowl4097]

She will be unemployed for the rest of her life. Nobody will hire that bitch.

[@tonyplow9219]

Proud, Protecting our border is not a crime!

[@proudbadhombre1082]

@@tonyplow9219 protect your brain! Oops, too late.

[@tonyplow9219]

@@proudbadhombre1082 Protect the border Trump 2020!

[@mboaz4730]

war crimes for all Trump's swamp.

[@kennedythompson2062]

"Hes afraid", says the man who developed bone spurs to avoid going t war.....

[@krystofdayne]

It's always a double-edged sword with these firings... on the one hand, you're glad this person is out, on the other hand, you know the replacement is gonna be even worse

[@JoseGutierrez-zt2ds]

Its really embarresing that Trump is POTUS

[@moratrolls874]

Not anymore.

[@avigutierrez8948]

And that my friends is the very definition of incompetence🤨.

[@chondominguez6995]

I have to become a US citizen and vote against Trump.

[@dirkadriaan6019]

The same thing happened to Gomey. So what is neu?!

[@DjangoFett33]

No sympathy for Nielsen. Good riddance i say.

[@spiritusmundi70]

I grew up with a father in the Klan and still haven't seen a racist like trump( btw the lower case is on purpose).

[@spiritusmundi70]

@Dak Lamerbusch lmao

[@belindagoldfinch4647]

Respect.

[@silentoccasion4359]

Yikes, seriously?

[@waqidj]

His ego is too big for that wig. That is why it keeps coming off his head. He’s firing his wig nexf

[@n.herbig7592]

LMAO 😂🤣😂 I'm done with you, tumbleweeds, he will build a ramp 💀💀💀👻👻👻

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

Trump thinks Kirstjen Nielsen wasn't tough enough? That's rich coming from him...

[@azoth6641]

The Orange Tumor is probably banking on the more hardcore Stephen Miller to take over. Or maybe some of the more anti-immigrant Fox "News" talking heads. Or even one of those "fine people" who may or may not have been at Charlottesville.

[@wvusmc]

@@azoth6641 Stephen Miller will take over and it's going to be fun.

[@sillybilly666]

The president is a 6th grade cartoon bully

[@Woke2Broke]

Aah the Trump haters, shame! Must be either acting oppressed corrupt Jussie Smollet Obama or don't know how to suck cock Hillary fans!

[@katlovesdogs4119]

@@Woke2Broke Why do you Trumpy lovers have to be so disgusting. Do you really think you will win people over to your side by using base language?

[@playboicartiismydad4842]

@@Woke2Broke The fact u still talk about obama😂😂😂

[@j.t.7068]

Kirstjen Nielsen should now have to wait two years before she can spend time with her family.

[@RhyperiorRanger]

Bruh that R Kelly joke 🤣

[@tuckerbowen4626]

no surprise that Trump is against the idea of showing compassion to other human beings, especially foreign ones

[@xoxxobob61]

He has compassion for foreigners...just look at all of the ones he's dated or married!

[@tuckerbowen4626]

@@xoxxobob61 that's not compassion, just trading citizenship for sex

[@Sleightly945]

Tucker Bowen nah………he paid for that tail!!!

[@charlesdeviti2034]

Tucker Bowen Facts

[@francislumley7773]

Not tough enough to implement a shoot on site policy?

[@davidhollenshead4892]

Vile Trump already has tried to get BP to shoot Asylum Seekers as he despises Latinos...

[@CraftnMomma]

That montage was making my eye twitch

[@syneathiabell1350]

It's me...let me in...lol🤣🤣🤣

[@themachine8009]

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with a trumpf supporter.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

The problem is, the core concept of giving voting rights to the entire adult population is based on the ideal that the right to vote should only be given to a person who is a) an adult with life experience, b) mentally sane, c) well informed of geopolitical and sociopolitical topics, with some grasp of how government is organized, d) capable of rational instead of magical thinking, e) willing to put the greater good of the country above personal gain or tribal in-group loyalty. Large parts of the population in the USA and other countries do not fulfil those criteria. Instead the USA limits access to voting by purging people who have been jailed at any time in their life for any offense no matter how minor from the voter rolls (at least in some states) or makes it otherwise hard for the poor to vote, or doctors voting districts via gerrymandering.

[@whiteowl4097]

The best way to change a Trump supporter is Retroactive abortion.

[@JeevesReturns]

Please! Someone with a clear shot!

[@patrickstonecrusher]

OH GOD NO!!! Killing him will put that terrifying android VP in office!

[@JeevesReturns]

Patrick Stonecrusher Pence? Oh, just take his battery out.

[@patrickstonecrusher]

@@JeevesReturns He's so creepily bland that I couldn't think of his name. [shudders]

[@adr2070]

@@patrickstonecrusher No, he will run back to his mother.

[@muhammadraza6644]

Broken Condom hahahahha good one Noah

[@darkskyinwinter]

You know, the idea with the suits and the ties is just crazy enough to work. Can we crowdfund it?

[@CollinMcLean]

You can be a big guy with tattoos who looks tough and still be a non violent person...

[@BuNnyDuDeDaRoO]

And of course there are no big guys with face tattoos...

[@sinw88]

Sadly the problems lies in the media where we showcase people with face tattoos and usually show them as criminals But real world is different

[@johwi33]

He is talking about gang members like Los zetas and MS-13 ,not a random tatted-up dude!!

[@benwasserman8223]

Fun fact: Trump WAS considered to play President in Sharknado 3. Which makes a lot of sense given the casting of VP Ann Coulter

[@aylbdrmadison1051]

Is there some sort of close captioning to translate what trump says?

[@AbMaSync]

Isn't ordering someone to do something illegal... illegal?