Kiss, Marry, or Kill? - GENSHIN IMPACT EDITION (ft my bestie)

[@Koomaxx]

I’ve “hated” Ganyu for over a year for a super petty reason so I will not elaborate, but those of you who are surprised to hear me say that must be new here bc it’s been a running gag and I bring that up in my videos constantly LOL

[@urlovelana]

i hate ganyu AND jean because i got all the way to 89 pity for Ganyu and when i got to 90 pity Jean really came and crashed the party 😭😭😭 also not everyone raging in the comments just because yall have opinions 💀💀

[@mmath2318]

don't worry, i hate ganyu as well (i dont even know why but i do)

[@PowerSpirit50]

I can't begrudge you, I know how it feels since I had never felt hatred before I got to know Yae.

[@urlovelana]

@@PowerSpirit50 why do you hate yae? just curious

[@PowerSpirit50]

@@urlovelana She just comes off as a bully + the red and pink don't look good together.

[@kokushiibou]

“wait that’s a guy this changes everything” “does it?” “no…” 💀💀

[@Yanteraz]

*proceeds to kill the guy*

[@djkphop2610]

sorry, but your pfp- i love it sm

[@memi-414]

DON’T YOU REALIZE?! If you marry signora, in a couple business days, you inherit a ton a mora.

[@musiciscatharsis]

omg

[@Subarashi74]

YOU DID NOT

[@bellabella7268]

👀👀👀

[@RubyRedJester]

Yeah the ahrcon of inazuma kills her

[@udunnome7326]

Just a fun fact about Jean (at least from what I heard from her in the teapot), she loves reading romance novels. She secretly dreams of being whisked away by a fairytale-like romance. I think she'd find a partner and one day settle down when the time is right.

[@f3r0x_]

why can't i be her fairytale romance 😭

[@terraexplorer5644]

Dawn winery sounds a perfect place to settle down 😀

[@udunnome7326]

@@f3r0x_ u can actually... in ur dreams that is. Lol jk jk

[@Dabii3000]

And Lisa is a librarian 👀 YK, BOOKS, ROMANCE BOOKS. SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT COMBINATION 😭💗💗💗

[@Ooaaam]

Diluc is waiting

[@phil6057]

The only thing that hurt more than your friend killing Yoimiya, was you also killing Yoimiya

[@Akai93]

Agreed, Yoimiya was an easy marry for me, she's so sweet

[@larvssoslove]

@@Akai93 fr

[@urotakufujoshi9331]

@@Akai93 talks too much...

[@Akai93]

@@urotakufujoshi9331 I think that's a positive personally *shrugs*

[@urotakufujoshi9331]

@@Akai93 .....sorry but its kinda annoying i always skip her voicelines but i hate skipping voice lines...she really talks too much...shes cute and friendly though...kinda like amber but with more talking (amber highkey best girl)

[@AQWNetwork]

"The one in the middle looks very tragic... and I don't have time for that because I am also a tragedy" 🗿

[@GamerMiku7148]

Felt that spiritually

[@lyger8742]

Killing best girl Yoimiya should be a crime. Absolute wife material

[@marcowefers6990]

RIGHT! And she’s so great with kids and runs a successful business!

[@Azaleaaah]

Agreed.

[@hakimdhaou]

Yeah, that hurt. Yoimiya is ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE.

[@samkeiser9776]

She’s fictional

[@lokenontherange]

Murder is a crime tho.

[@voshadxgathic]

Could you imagine what the paperwork would look like for a marriage contract with Zhongli?!

[@Rajiota]

Imagine you wake up and the first thing you hear is OSMANTHUS WINE

[@Aurirang]

@@Rajiota I'd be more worried if it was 'I will have Order!' followed by alot of crashing noises.

[@olly_vera]

YOU KILLED GANYU AND ITTO?? BRO???? I THOUGHT WE WOULD AGREE 💀

[@immixc]

I CHOSE TO MARRY BOTH OF THRM💍

[@pinkyuna1937]

@@immixc SAME

[@Azaleaaah]

Its hard to not kill Itto when he's with Zhongli and Dainsleif

[@olly_vera]

@@Azaleaaah No hate to Dain fans, but I definitely would have killed him in that trio. It's the himbos for me man

[@crown4212]

@@immixc same

[@argonautnana6054]

I almost wanted to throw my phone at the wall when she said she wanted to kill Yoimiya. Yoimiya has a wonderful personality in-game and in cannon. She's kind, passionate, and always tries to talk out issues first and foremost. Children just love and adore her and she'd be a wonderful partner.

[@denzelherrman]

I cant stand her energy and talking tho i'd kiss her at best

[@SparklyTwinkleT0es]

Aggressive also you can’t blame her friend she doesn’t play genshin smh

[@toxisatsu]

There is... *passion* in this comment.

[@Mai_star67]

I’m sad she hates venti but it’s ok because they have heizou

[@mawashamahanama8340]

sameeeeeee

[@WatermeIon_juice]

I can hear the screams of Genshin mains coming to their respected characters defense…

[@kokushiibou]

3:15 kill rosaria, marry childe, kiss miko… imo those are the worst possible choices for all three of them 💀

[@scylla1772]

Idk man, gold digging is a solid career. Just ask ZL

[@Rika-df3xg]

Thats my choices...

[@mayo4900]

cry about it

[@Azaleaaah]

Thats my choice too lmao

[@dennraeh]

@@mayo4900 ??

[@quasarkwell4823]

I feel like "kill" is a silly option. It just makes you pick your least favorite. "Prank", on the other hand, can reserved for your least favorite, but there are certainly some of my favorites that I'd rather prank than kiss.

[@serene3175]

yeah i just realised how fucked up it is that “kill” is even an option 💀

[@imaduck7310]

I wanted to punch my screen when they said to kill Ayato and Hu Tao.

[@URA4748]

Same

[@irvintapia1084]

Absolutely criminal what they said

[@grantnolen3041]

Absolutely

[@facundoperalta317]

Me with Itto

[@BrantsBF]

Same

[@Molly-f9q]

6:01 BRO! How is she a Karen. If anything she is the manager

[@scylla1772]

So long as Pyro Abyss Lector, aka Enjhoe, is at the top of the "marry" list, all shall remain balanced

[@rase6080]

Agreed

[@sumyguck8094]

HELP 6:23 WAS TOO HARD!!! So many of my faves!!!!😭If i had to, would kiss Itto, marry Zhongli, and kill Dain because he's lived through his pain long enough and deserves a break, but can i not just give them hugs instead as an alternative!??! TwT

[@disgrace1309]

LMFAO I SAID "Kill them all." As soon as they appeared on screen.

[@mangareader8318]

Wait- How do you not know every character's name and personality before they're even released?!

[@Prudence77]

Genshin's Twitter posts

[@Dabii3000]

Voice lines about the characters

[@mangareader8318]

Guys read the comment again carefully lmao

[@Prudence77]

@@mangareader8318 Oh oops XD

[@ShadowSans666]

@@mangareader8318 Dang, I was under the impression that the comment was sarcastic.

[@konpeitocatt]

SCREAMING SHE SAID 'LECTOR' AT 7:52 WHEN DUDE IS A HERALD NOT A LECTOR 💀💀💀💀

[@harper7181]

I love this vid. I approached it more as like 'who would wanna die' like xiao could be relieved of his karmic stuff, lisa seems the most layed back with the idea, etc.

[@yuledevorak8244]

When I saw the Kokomi/Kaeya/Kazuha I wanted to run bc I literally love all of them. Kaeya is my number 1 Genshin man, Kokomi is my number 1 Genshin girl and Kazuha is my baby.

[@DontThinkaton]

The thing that hurts more then you two killing yoimiya,is that you called the abyss herald A LECTOR

[@femboyelf5929]

It is a crime to not appreciate Baizhu, absolute best character in the game would lay my life down for him

[@MuQingMyDear]

Finally some appreciation for me 😌

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodEvacado]

baizhu supremacy 😍😍😍

[@blue7284]

Yikes, he is evil, and doesn't care for Qiqi, a literal baby with nobody else in this world, and would likely harm her to have her immortality, he is the worst character in this game.

[@Dabii3000]

@@blue7284 Baizhu is the opposite of that, do you even play or have heard of the game called "Genshin Impact"?? He takes care of Qiqi, he isn't evil. He helps a lot of his patients and is nice to them. Literally many people could've died without him. He's just let's say a little greedy and sly. That doesn't mean he's evil.

[@Dabii3000]

@@blue7284 also im sure Fatui harbingers are the most evil characters so far. Childe kills people for fun (unlike traveler who just fights them, Childe deadass KILLS people) Scaramouche killed a lot of swordsmiths, Dottorre does experiments on children, injecting Archon Residue into them and making them suffer. He most likely killed the "failed" experiments and turned them into robots. Well Signora isn't as evil as the others, she was pretty chill. She just wanted to take revenge on Barbatos even tho it's not his fault that her boyfriend died

[@jor_thez0mbie]

Since this video is Genshin themed, I have a urge to flex my luck. Today alone I got - Frost Queen Cookie (CRK) - Itto (4 pulls after Xiao may I add) - And good artifacts :)

[@amantinamunoz2043]

I havent gotten oyster yet, she hates me 🙃🤧

[@raineecho4005]

Once I got Dark Cacao, Black Raisin, and Rye all in one 10 pull. Luckiest pull of the game, even tho I don't use any of them In genshin, my luckiest pull was when I got Diona, Sayu, and Hu Tao all in one 10 pull. After those, my luck has been pretty bad in both games and I actually had to delete genshin because it took up too much room on my phone. It was before Yelan's banner. Also I got my Itto by sacrificing all of my and my friend's geo characters in Guyun Stone Forest. He was a good himbo while I could play

[@kristynafranclova602]

Gimme your luck please I just lost 50/50 and there's four days left for me to pull Itto 😭😭😭

[@jor_thez0mbie]

@@kristynafranclova602 If it makes you feel better, I have nothing prepared for Itto. I can’t even ascend him past level 40 because I haven’t unlocked his boss 😭

[@MoonlitBookworm73]

I got Jean, Itto, and Shinobu on my first pull of the banner. You got really good luck though!

[@mmath2318]

i played along lol, here are my opinions!! kiss: venti marry: albedo kill: amber kiss: diluc marry: ayato kill: yelan kiss: hu tao marry: gorou kill: ayaka kiss: mona marry: ningguang kill: shenhe kiss: shogun marry: THOMA THOMA THOMA 100000000% kill: sucrose kiss: childe marry: childe kill: childe kiss: shinobu marry: heizou kill: yoimiya kiss: jean marry: aether kill: GANYU kiss: kazuha marry: KAEYA kill: kokomi kiss: beidou marry: lisa kill: eula kiss: lumine marry: xiao kill: sara :( kiss: dainsleif marry: ITTO ITTO ITTO kill: zhongli :( kiss: baizhu marry: ABYSS LECTOR IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION kill: signora (i mean i cant kill her cuz shes already dead sooo) ultimate marry: THOMA THOMA THOMAA

[@fmfilipinoman5609]

Okay but kill Amber? WTF?!

[@cartofha.y]

as an aroace antisocial with social anxiety i love playing these games knowing full well i would never go near any of them, let alone kiss or marry them. that being said, i would definitely marry the travelers

[@hood7480]

The Yae Childe and Rosaria round was the most difficult

[@Dabii3000]

Damn really?? I thought it was the easiest one! Marry Yae Kiss Rosaria Kill Childe Easyyyy

[@honeywolfbunbun6972]

"OH MY GOD ARENT WE ALL" CACKLING

[@pinkyuna1937]

It’s okay.. I would love to marry Ganyu and Itto..

[@lizillusion2318]

I like how some trios I picked the same exact things as Koomaxx, and other times its the complete opposite, like how I could never bear to kill Venti, Kokomi, or Baizhu. I'd vibe with either Venti or Kokomi in a platonic marriage, and I'd choose to marry Baizhu too, but like, you know, the whole shebang lmao cuz he's sexy.

[@kilgor4709]

NO WAY YOU BOTH KILL YOIMIYA WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING

[@ft.jackjimmy7282]

I love Dainsleif because mysterious is my type but I can’t get over his He Man hair cut

[@NotMisoma]

I bursted out laughing when you said kojou Sara has Karen energy😃😭

[@coserkaze]

"coachella librarian" THE BAIZHU SLANDER LMAOOOOOO

[@jazdoesntstudy]

The One On The Right in the first round .... best choice ever !! Or not maybe , time to play this game with my friend

[@seta2710]

Not gonna lie I can see Childe (Ajax) being a family man supreme

[@Dabii3000]

Ew no he would probably teach his son how to fight and make fun of him if he's not into fighting or martial arts

[@nekrapivka]

@@Dabii3000 dude haven't you played Childe's quest or what? He don't even want his family to know what he's doing. He very much cares about their health and well being.

[@okaykairelax]

how do you hate GANYU???????

[@oceanoprofundo4306]

How could you possibly kill Itto😭😭

[@superv01d]

there’s so many characters i love, but not in a romantic way just like i wanna be best friends with them, and having to kill them is p a i n f u l.

[@peachy1835]

you too should try “kiss marry smash” i play it with my friends but they choose the worst people for me and good for the others

[@bibbabookgirl8469]

The amount of effort I had to put in to not choking on my laughter was immense

[@kyoko.1796]

YOU HATE GANYU…

[@qyw4639]

Your friend passed the vibe check 🫡

[@Hazel.x]

Why is everyone in the comments getting pissed? Her friend doesn't even playing genshin and knows nothing about the characters and even if koomaxx does play it she has the right to say who she picks like chill they are just fictional characters, for example I saw a couple of comment saying they would kill childe instantly and not trust him hbeyre basically coming at koomax and her friend (I'm new to the channel sry) but when ppl were coming at the other ppl for hating childe, the ppl who were hating childe got mad like what? Yes childe may be my fav but hating on someone because they disagree with your opinion is sooo stupid especially if their fictional, the only thing that gets me mad that they say about him is that they hope he dies and that he's doesn't care about anyone. (About the "ppl wanting him to die and that he's careless part I'm not talking about the comments who said they would kill childe I'm talking about ppl on tiktok)

[@stressedhaish69420]

5:11 its the Triple K

[@Reploid_Zero]

It is fine to like what u like and all, tho I wonder what made her hate Venti and Ganyu that much lol.

[@AmyWildstyle]

I love how you didn't add xingchou We all remember that day...

[@aksharapithwa9682]

As a yoimiya main it hurt me so much that you killed my dear yoimiya

[@voshadxgathic]

The last "trio" actually has four characters. So I'm going to kill the Abyss Lector, marry Signora, and kiss the snake.

[@mawashamahanama8340]

how can u hate precious venti bro he so sweet

[@Ilovemybooskskks]

FR

[@memi-414]

How could you not marry my dear shenhe? If you read her lore/payed attention to her story, you’ll see she’s such a lovely person

[@bubblesoda8453]

I hate your lovely Shenhe.

[@cnekoofficial6058]

I read “kill” as “fuck” because if it were me,I couldn’t bring myself to kill any of the characters 😂

[@nightanddae7533]

THERE IS NO WAY SHE CALLED BAIZHU COACHELLA LIBRARIAN JASDKMDLASK,;KAD

[@shuqiing]

Ik people have opinions but I was punching the air in indignation when she said she hated Venti and Ganyu 👹 how could you

[@Renaknight]

venti is really popular and his fans are very well lets say interesting plus well i know a lot of people see him as like a friend and cute rather than hot due to his personality so in a romantic sense its more of friendship than romance and ganyu doesn't have much personality she's good for people who relate to her but as someone who doesn't she's quite dry compared to like anyone else since some people like more lively people like itto etc.

[@Dabii3000]

@@Renaknight nah i see Venti as a hot dude, his thighs are massive plus i love feminine men 😫

[@nullofthev0id]

As a venti main and simp I am also slightly hurt

[@oioioioioi994]

@@disappointing. The main thing is the overworked part, not the thigh part. I thought she survived because she was a fat baby, and it was just mistaken that it was her thighs because that's what the Gensimps wanted to believe

[@lucyandryliexoxo]

I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS INTERACTIONS WITH THEM THESE ARE SO FUNNY I LOVE THEM

[@Aaliyah_bigback]

My ultimate marry HAS to be Itto. I mean, LOOK AT HIM. He is a pop star!

[@djkphop2610]

Kazuha is now a Jedi warrior

[@paintedblossom]

Koomax always has taste I'm excited for this let's goooi

[@Blanch590]

I hate myself just as much as Xiao hates himself we’d be good together sharing trauma and junk

[@Sara_Black42]

You know, after talking to countless People and watching countless Videos like this, i get the creeping Suspicion there is like an unspoken Hate, everyone seems to be wanting to kill the Fishstick, just a small Trend i noticed

[@MEM_8008]

i died when they killed itto with no hesitation 🫃

[@thetalkingbear]

Xiao did have some nice growth in the last quest.

[@bae_sy]

DO NOT KILl VENTI IMA merry him lol

[@doodlesbyalex8765]

Evil Elsa 😭

[@JustAnotherGeekX]

IM CRYING

[@stephenlee1108]

Funny how some of these are easy choices for me, and then there's ones that makes me think up a whole essay as to who I would pick 🤣

[@g.demonvampire1336]

The last round, that's not an abyss lector. It's an abyss Herald. (Sorry if someone else told you)

[@almondtofu2632]

Brb gonna cry after they said they'll kill Albedo :')

[@fivestargarbage]

Koomax is the reason there is a dress code against shoulders

[@emmaarie2692]

I never get offended but you and your friend killing Yoimiya and Itto just offended me... badly

[@zoeyiguess]

UR FRIEND ON THE SECOND SET IS ABSOLUTELY BASED

[@pavuchoklavander8510]

Some people may not know this, but Keaya and Diluc are canonically famous bachelors in Monstadt, and basically everyone wants to marry them

[@laylaoneshot7746]

If you haven't already, you should do a tier list of the best Voices in the game. Not as similar or outlandish as some of your other tier lists, but I think It could be fun. Some characters have good voice acting, but it just doesnt fit their character *cough* zhongli *Cough* but a "Good voice acting, just doest fit character tier would fix that.

[@cleptogirlx3]

I love your videos with your bestie! You are so funny together

[@aleeshagilbert1009]

The ones I’d marry: Albedo, Diluc, Ayaka, Ningguang, Thoma, Childe, Heizou, Aether, Kazuha, Eulon, Xiao, Zhongli, Baiji. My choice of them would be Albedo probably because I’d want someone who doesn’t fuss over me or something like that. So Albedo’s good enough. Plus he’s cute-ish, so I’ll stop there. XD

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

Would you rather - Kill Sara - Kill Ganyu That's the real Koomax question ⁉️❓

[@Dabii3000]

Kill Sara, that girl is so annoying 😭 Ganyu is just a sweet person

[@seraphywang4638]

Ganyu, easy

[@boi_art3202]

Hell nah kill sara

[@raineecho4005]

Imma play too. Written in order of "Kiss, Marry, Kill" Amber, Albedo, Venti. I just want to say i killed a god Yelan, Ayato, Diluc. Kinda hate Diluc Hu Tao, Gorou, Ayaka. Then I'll give the corpse to Hu Tao Shenhe, Ninguang, Mona Sucrose, Thoma, Raiden Shogun. Only if it's raiden shogun. If it's Ei, Sucrose can die Rosaria, Childe, Miko Kuki, Heizou, Yoimiya Jean, Aether, Ganyu Kokomi, Kazuha, Kaeya Eula (she'll want vengeance), Beidou, Lisa. Lisa creeps me out and Beidou seems fun to hang out with Lumine, Xiao, Sara Zhongli, Itto, Dain Abyss, Baizhu, Ashes

[@cyrusengle7270]

I don't understand how one could stay in a marriage with Childe...

[@cyrusengle7270]

@Faraway -Apart from that, what happens? What do you do when he gets put in prison for the fourth time this week?

[@achingblooms2147]

3:46 YESS MAH BOOOY

[@sen0440]

i'm laughing at the people getting real hurt here cause their fav character get the "kill" lmao like chill guys it's just a game 💀

[@Sleepy_Sunshine]

the utter betrayal, my boi itto... getting merked... the sweetest dumbest boi

[@aceofsharks]

Man, it sure is fun to watch and try to play along with these kinds of games as an ace arospec person

[@platypuspigeon3103]

How can you not want to kiss itto in that trio? He’s a freak in the sheets for sure

[@Randomhkfan]

I'm not against people hating Venti but he's my favorite character. Just something I should point out

[@Tyredest]

I know marrying Xiao would be a huge mistake but I cannot deny the love of my life I mean just look at my username

[@crownedclover82]

CALLING SARA A KAREN- LMAOOO that’s so accurate

[@esstariii]

Amazing video Koomaxx

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

This is gonna get.....SO SPICY. 🔥 🥵 🔥

[@litoriafallax5576]

as a huge albedo fan... i totally get killing him based solely on his official portrait. that's not peak albedo art. now, his summon art on the other hand 👀

[@groaningren]

this video made me realize that i cannot take opinions well me thru the entire vid: VENTI??? WHATS WRONG WITH HIM DILUC? NO HES AMAZING HES YES YES HES GOOD. AT EVERYTHING HE IS EVERYONES MAN. GANYU???????????????????? WHAT HAS SHE EVER DONE TO YOUOUOUOUOU

[@selenatang314]

Was this the same friend that roasted xingqiu's hair? In both vids, ur friend called eula stella lmao

[@LovesArlecchino]

Lumine would be the BEST one to marry for MULTIPLE reasons

[@Busha69]

Surprisingly, our (me and Koomaxx) choices were almost identical (except, I love Sara).

[@zoeyiguess]

PLS I WAS WAITING FOR HAROLD TO SHOW UP

[@gallium1284]

Bro why Itto. I feel like he would be so sweet and protective 😭😭

[@Miyu_66]

IMAGINE HATING GANYU WHAT- & OF COURSE U MARRY CHILDE F TIER TASTE 🤪 With that said I really hate sucrose too Idk what it is about her, I just want to bully her when I see her lmao 👀

[@kleeatmcdonalds9927]

How dare you kill venti

[@nei0-17]

OH MY GOD SINGORA IS EVIL ELSA I CANT-

[@meena3280]

I will never recover from the fact that she called my girl Sara a Karen 🏃‍♀️

[@Molly-f9q]

🏃‍♀️

[@Mosdra_Kazuma]

marry amber, kiss Venti and kill albedo marry yelan, kiss Ayato and kill diluc marry ayaka, kiss hu tao and kill gorou marry Ningguang, kiss Shenhe and kill mona Marry raiden, kiss surcose and kill thoma marry yae miko, kiss Rosaria and kill Tartaglia marry Jean, kiss Ganyu and kill aether too lazy to do the rest