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[@JonazBeatz]

"So, what are you making money with?" Knarfy: "I play Minecraft and keep blowing it up" "Well, that defeats the purpose..." Knarfy: "Exactly!"

[@AbezzDoesThings]

Bobmingus😊😊

[@speedy_iscool]

noice 😎

[@WindsorYeh]

Lmao

[@Beegnotern2173]

I see what he did there.

[@x_q_s_r_l]

Du deutsche Kartoffel

[@aluxtaiwan2691]

Ironically, "Well that defeats the purpose" is actually the only true one that fits the title perfectly. Guy didn't even suggest it.

[@syszee]

A useless feature added to Minecraft? Just another Wednesday😎💀

[@Maxwellnum1]

Its Saturday

[@GenevieveLeavitt-co7fi]

its saturday

[@TheYTChannel-t7f]

Nah i think its furfulday

[@IbrahimAli-r9p1p]

real

[@BeetletheSandWing]

@@TheYTChannel-t7f What

[@BryanLu0]

19:31 True to the title, this isn't what they asked for. Gerard doesn't steal the potatoes. You gave them of your own volition.

[@illusionaryheart3325]

@BryanLu0 Its very presence forces you to forfeit your potatoes. It steals them by existing

[@GAMERRAZUMNO]

Well, that defeats the purpose...

[@lukusblack6442]

Cursed Sword with mending: Once you use it, you can't let it go. It levels like a Tinker's sword, gaining power and enchantment/curses, like fire aspect III that burns mobs, or fire aspect III that burns you whenever you hit a mob. Knockback that randomly sends you, or whatever you hit,... or both... flying in opposite directions. You gain these enchantments as your weapon levels like Iguana Tweaks, or Living Enchantment. It just gets more and more overpowered,... assuming you survive it...

[@CuteCatCute62314]

Inventory keep on

[@ChewedBubbleGun]

"Here in PvP civilisation..."

[@amethyphoenix]

@CuteCatCute62314 best game rule

[@v1_idk]

Cursed Sword?... DEAD CELLS ON MİNECRAFT?

[@orrinpants]

Cursed Sword: Makes you die in 1 minute (minit reference)

[@outerspace4]

When you use a furnace, you have to take out the food out at the right time, if you take it out too early, Gordon Ramsey will yell, "IT'S RAWWWWWWWWWW" and if it is overcooked he will say "IT LOOks LIKE A PILE OF POOP" (poop was censored btw) , then he will call you an idiot sandwich. After, you become a idiot sandwich

[@NikkikatYT]

if this doesn't get made i dont know what knarfy is doing

[@outerspace4]

Lol

[@MichaelReardon-pp2qc]

Yes

[@satibel]

Isn't that just terrafirma?

[@outerspace4]

What is that?

[@Triangular_Skittle]

15:40 Ironically, whether he decided to place the tnt or not, it would explode

[@CastleRene]

I looked for this comment. I found it.

[@unknownoutrider4175]

A modification for the termites: Have them place a hardened, baked clay block next to what they are going to eat before they eat it. Why? IRL termites usually encase their food in their own form of cement (dirt + saliva) before eating it. In game, this will allow the termites to climb up to the tops of trees as they are consuming the trees - especially if they are seeking out wood & leaves, rather than randomly moving. In this way, they could COMPLETELY remove a forest, rather than only the ground-level blocks - but leave behind a weird landscape of EXTREMELY HARD clay/cement blocks. Bonus, give the termites a 2-5 block tall mound to spawn from.

[@unknownoutrider4175]

Another thought: Make a specific species of wood poisonous to termites, so termites leave that specific wood alone. IRL, Brazil's "purple heart" wood is this way. Termites do not eat this wood.

[@lluis-jm]

24:45 “All I hear are screeeeaaams, every time I dare to close my eyes”

[@felipestaudt4601]

I no longer dream. Only nightmares of those who died

[@joaopedroguimaraes881]

Nothing's what it seems Nothing's what it seems And here in the Underworld, the past seems close behind

[@ethanjoy-h1u]

@joaopedroguimaraes881 I keep thinking of the infant from that night, I keep thinking of the infant from that night

[@KyloRenBeingAChild]

​@joaopedroguimaraes881 This land confuses your mind! When, does a man become a MONSTERRRRR

[@LeniWuff]

​@joaopedroguimaraes881 I keep thinking of the infant from that night I keep thinking of the infant from that night

[@cod_silent4494]

16:00 Another useless feature: with each explosion a villager parent explodes in front of a child and their scream travels to wherever player is

[@ChrisBates-jy3rb]

Honestly. Knarfy is a breath of fresh air when he's trying to sell things. He doesn't sound robotic when he's trying to sell things like other ads or websites. It's just so refreshing.

[@ArtNAnimals]

The "Your Mom" thing would actually be extremely useful, because you could set up a hopper and chest system to collect the dropped items, and dig a 4 by 4 hole to trap "Your Mom" in. Lol, get rich quick schemes in Minecraft! 😂

[@Flitch300]

690 IQ

[@TheKreature13666]

16:08 - That comment from your Production Manager in the subtitles is amazing xD

[@ticklepoplemur1510]

there's also one at 23:56

[@9-Rapter-9]

I wouldn't have noticed if not for you thanks!

[@huzaefahsyed5525]

Knarfy is a being that thrives on chaos. He is the very embodiment of chaos. He lives off it, he feeds off it, he becomes it. It’s hilarious.

[@mycroft3322]

16:38 “every scream lets out an explosion” lol knarfy moment

[@Jordenoi]

@@finn-rene196 normal noon stuff ig

[@DanielLenrd]

Bee: *AAAAA* _explodes_

[@nojdo331]

Sounds like an idea no body asked for, if I do say so myself 👀

[@MlKETSU]

That whole section was Palestinian asmr

[@greystonian]

read the sub titles at 16:04

[@vikordrakonis6532]

I have an idea for something neat. The "THX" Logo that makes the noise that gets louder and louder making everything start bleeding internally, go deaf, and making an earthquake happen.

[@AlexWalford-jm3mg]

Yes, absolutely perfect

[@rto844]

Absolutely this. This is a good terrible idea

[@squeakbomber_real]

Last Video U did a „Your Mom“ boss. Now make a „Your Dad“ Boss that appears when you use you Dad‘s car and crash into a wall. When he hit‘s you, you get the same knockback as you got hit from a knockback 100 sword. Extra Feature: When U use your Mom‘s credit card before you crash the car, you pay all your items you got before to repair the car. When you had enough items your Dad doesn‘t spawn.

[@Enigmatic_guy]

@squeakbomber_real yes

[@Giorno_Meowanna]

AND MOM PHASE 4 SPAWNS🔥🔥

[@HannaFardew]

Mom phase 4 is just instant death ​@@Giorno_Meowanna

[@partynoob2012]

And whenever you get milk, taxes, bills, or take too much damage he just vanishes

[@mistywilson7152]

​@@partynoob2012 When you get milk, he gives you 20 diamonds because he never could get the milk

[@sutapa.stalukder2882]

7:48 That defeats the purpose, literally.

[@lancegoh301]

Knarfy: I have coded your feature! Knarfy : 7:48 That defeats the purpose!

[@decay3799]

In the words of epic the musical “all I hear are screams, every time I dare to close my eyes.”

[@Transboypolites]

“I no longer dream, only nightmares of those who’ve died”

[@Shadowslayer-ty9sl]

“All I hear are beeeeeeees everytime I dare to close my eyes. I no longer dreeeeaaaaam only nightmares of bugs that flyyyyy”

[@WilliamJobson]

A wild Winion has been spotted

[@ruitakanashixD]

LET'S GOOO ANOTHER FAN, i already forgot what's everyone fan name. I hope captain jalapeño forgive me and until now I'm still sad the saga already ended

[@julibluu]

The grandma villager reminded me of my own grandma who passed yesterday, wholesome tears for a cute villager

[@jimyvanloock3510]

16:03 Well, that's a quick way to get a crowd to scream. Seriously though, sweet god I never want to hear that again Update: I heard it again. From bees. Thanks Knarfy

[@jerbear456]

Totem of Reverse Luck: A cursed item that looks just like a regular Totem of Undying-except it does the exact opposite of saving you. Instead of helping the player in bad situations, it makes things infinitely worse in the most ridiculous ways possible. It has a 25% chance to drop from Evokers instead of a normal Totem of Undying. Players can also craft it by combining a Totem of Undying with a piece of Rotten Flesh, a Pufferfish, and a Curse of Binding book-because those are all things no one actually wants. Whenever a player activates the Totem of Reverse Luck and triggers a near-death event, instead of saving them, it activates one of these awful effects: Swaps Your Inventory with a Random Mob - Suddenly, all your diamonds and enchanted gear are gone, and in their place? A bunch of raw fish from a drowned zombie. Launches You 100 Blocks Into the Air - Thought you were about to survive? Nope, enjoy the skydiving experience… without an elytra. Replaces All Blocks Around You with Lava - Whether you’re in a cave, the Nether, or your own house, you’re now swimming in lava. Good luck. Turns You Into a Villager for 30 Seconds - Your speech is replaced with "Hrrrmmm" sounds, you can’t sprint, and mobs no longer attack you… but players can still trade with you, and for some reason, all your items are overpriced. Summons a Warden Right Next to You - Even if you’re in the Overworld, the Warden will just appear, look at you, and instantly get mad. Have fun running. Randomly Teleports You Somewhere - Maybe 5 blocks away… or maybe into the Void. The totem decides. Gives You Full Netherite Gear… for One Second - You get all the best armor and tools-just long enough to see them before they vanish forever. Plays a Creeper Hissing Sound… But There’s No Creeper - Just to make you panic for no reason. Evil. Puts You in Spectator Mode for 10 Seconds - You can’t interact with the world, and when you come back, you’re missing half your health for no reason. Inverts Your Controls - Forward is backward, left is right, jumping makes you crouch… absolute chaos. I would love to see this in your game! 😂🔥

[@joeywinebarger202]

Grandma can't actually read the love letter due to her poor eyesight, but she still appreciates you giving her a love letter at all. Such a sweet grandma.

[@superspell1]

An absurdly durable squid that floats right in front of your face, no matter where you try to look. You have to kill or it'll just stay in the way.

[@Animated_dog]

Video idea: nobody wanted this! You do a normal pull but you code the oposite of what the weiver wanted!

[@maxvillabroza6268]

Idea: Coding your ideas that are ACTUALLY HELPFUL into Minecraft!

[@TheonlyCreePypaStaStorEs]

The sheep in the back in the beginning of the video, "You better keep your distance, Polar Bear." (Thanks for editing that in) I died laughing in my head. (Almost made me choke my chicken for lunch. XD) 0:48

[@CheeseCheese-jx7hk]

@TheonlyCreePypaStaStorEs phrasing

[@WindsorYeh]

Where exactly?

[@TheonlyCreePypaStaStorEs]

@@WindsorYeh 0:48.

[@WindsorYeh]

@TheonlyCreePypaStaStorEs thanks!

[@PickleJuice0-0]

Actually it said “you better watch urself polar bear”

[@princeleefelix]

Make the Gerards a real mod but give them the ability to actually steal potatoes. Combine the fox's ability to pick up items with the rabbit's ability to eat carrot crops. Make them multiply. Let the Gerard army consume the world. Make us slaves to their potato-loving whims. I have asked for them, Knarfy, they are no longer unwanted and unrequested. I would offer them my life.

[@UnknownishUser]

knarfy casually says : "every scream lets out a explosion"

[@ZeroTheOtter]

Ok but the “are you sure you want to place this block” feature would be pretty useful for glass lol

[@Rus.or.Grob....vambass]

Knarfy: *uploads bad ideas video* People watching: this is where the fun begins

[@Bryden77]

Why are you not the top comment… THIS IS SO REAL

[@Tunikasche]

@@Rus.or.Grob....vambass I agree

[@musicalmaniac2901]

24:45 "All I hear is screaming" Every time I dare to close my eyes I no longer dream Only nightmares of those who died

[@riggsvsoliver]

Honestly, that grandma villager idea is kinda cool 😂 Dumb idea - make the end play only the end credits, since it’s the end

[@ILuvBeansOnToast]

16:23 Britain 1941, 'The Blitz', colourised

[@pigable]

16:05 POV you explode a village... feel guilty? all the baby villagers at least they have a quick death i mean, they must be used to it by now the amount of players that do it anyway have you?

[@Biscuit_Bites]

@@pigable book

[@kacidhefyri]

Ÿèš

[@sunitasachdeva6785]

Knarfy is a such chill guy and make and eat a crashing apple which crashes your game an rickrols everybody and you get copyrighted and repeat that and not only your game is crashed but your entire channel!

[@outsiderfox]

I didn’t ask either

[@henrybauer2956]

Same

[@MaxJubayerYT]

@henrybauer2956 same too

[@finnsigrist3170]

All hail the first comment

[@SDNgming]

Same

[@Endmaster-eq6bw]

Same

[@nikodemmaslo4216]

On the first 15 days of creating a world you go to school. If you miss school your mom and dad wil come to your room to beat you up and you will be grounded. And if you get up too early you are sleepy at school and over time you become more and more sleepy and you go to sleep at school. You go to detencion and you get grounded. If you will miss the bus you have to run 5 chunks in 5 mins to get to school. if you will be late you will be grounded. At the end of the 15 days you have a test from what you learned (You need mark the correct score)(You learn about the basics of surviving,mining,and etc.). If you get good score your parents give you 1 stack of wood if not you get a good score your parents beat you up and you have left 1 heart and you have to go to school for 15 days again.(If you finish school you get kicked out and the city disappears)

[@Jack-3057]

The bees should occasionally say ya like jazz

[@Los_BreadstickMartian]

Your profile picture is the best. Love eefo

[@OdinJrthesecond]

honestly a "the purpose" entity sounds so cool, kinda like the sampo from noita

[@ImAGamingPro]

A comically large iPad that flattens you and takes damage when it’s used but does 1 1/2 hearts to the person attacked

[@luketu-ws5ss]

idea: whenever a block or mob or entity sees you, they run away from you. But if you catch them, they explode.

[@beestudios7878]

At 16:30 lol its sounds like a Apocalypse

[@soranakumara1252]

@@beestudios7878 i was waiting for the “My LEEGGG” from spongebob 💀🤣

[@ADDICTED.TO.ANIME1]

18:26 feeding the PIGEONS (gone wrong) 18:35 RUNNING AWAY

[@Shiro-fc9vq]

17:00 But didn't you give Gerard the potatoes of your own volition? Then that's not considered stealing or am I missing something

[@dragonyami]

Grandma and her chair are amazing And Gerard is adorbs. And horrifying

[@UniversalGamer3045]

Loki in every one of his entrance scenes: 9:48

[@TheReal_BlueKnight]

i was waiting to see this comment😭🙏🏻

[@pmohammedchaar9234]

the production manager in the captions i love it

[@CrystalFier]

10:05 BREAKING MINECRAFT RETURNS 16:39 "Every scream lets out an explosion" sure yep uhuh. That's how that works. 😂 22:25 Bamboo is a wood type now 25:28 HOLY COW!!! 27:34 Bob

[@CathodeRT]

8:20 That joke sent me through the 5 stages of grief... lol

[@outsiderfox]

16:20 is the scream fest

[@greystonian]

"WOW! how did knarfy get the screams from my mind in minecraft?" '-' "its in the sub titles" 16:04

[@nonameTimeFile]

29 mins of utterly chaotic ideas... cool

[@SpecialInterestShow]

New feature idea: increase motion blur. Additionally: every 10 blocks your character pukes

[@lasercraft32]

Now everytime someone says "Who asked?" you can legitimately reply with "Knarfy asked." Because he _did._ Knarfy literally asked. XD

[@satibel]

Useless? Idea : using a cutting board and bread to make toast, you can place toast and it will fall down randomly, that can press buttons when it does.

[@soaringpanda8126]

8:25, that actually made me burst out laughing

[@slepoi_toliy7299]

Hell, this idea might even be too good for this channel A stale baguette that counts as a sword, but you can eat it, taking away durability, taking damage, and gaining a buff. “French Fury” - When attacking, there's a chance to create a friendly croissant to fight on your side, and you can also eat it, gaining regeneration and restoring some baguette durability.

[@ThatsJustMe-ou1tf]

6:58 shut up and take my mom‘s money

[@Fastjetgaming]

LOL

[@monte1224]

LOL

[@stanley279]

*insert mom spawning*

[@evee.1423]

Oh god

[@evee.1423]

Help-

[@damienpegrem3502]

Sheep said “you better watch yourself polar bear” 0:49

[@Jayden-q6b4d]

22:00 thats actually unintentionally useful for builders and such...

[@MilkLavenderTea-fn8jw]

if you can leash them then probably

[@CarsonMessano]

Gerard update: make him hit the player and actually steals a potato from the inventory. Then make him duplicate when he gets a potato

[@FlumpKiller]

16:38 “every scream lets out an explosion” -knarfy

[@nojdo331]

Knarfy is so wholesome. He gives ALL the Gerards potatoes :D

[@SwitchBlade22]

15:28 shouldve done the R2D2 scream

[@Mutem1necraftguy]

What is That?

[@NerrawGnap]

You mean the Wilheim scream? (Edit: I remember now, different scream. But I was surprised there was no Wilheim.)

[@SwitchBlade22]

@ no R2D2

[@luckyblock9818]

Bees that say "Ya Like Jazz" when you get near them

[@elmariiofficial]

10:01 Well, the Minecraft breaker has returned. XD But seriously, we need another Breaking Minecraft With Your Dumb Ideas video!

[@spamuel98]

Those termites actually look pretty useful for jungle building, just get a few of them to clear out the area you want to build in rather than doing it yourself.

[@maybeabsolute2896]

0:48 sheep says "YOU BETTER WATCH URSELF POLAR BEAR"

[@bobbilly3416]

@@maybeabsolute2896 THANK YOU

[@chaptmc]

15:54 This but instead of the Scream in place, use the Serious Sam Beheaded Kamikaze Scream lol XD

[@FNaFPlayZ956]

22:33 would the termites eat the creaking?

[@ScrapJack10]

When Knarfy blew up the big thing of TNT, it sounded like a bunch of people running from someone with each explosion being a gunshot

[@Johnnny]

20:09 thanks, now I have to pay my TV license

[@Flitch300]

6:50 - Me watching this in grayscale: "Looks just like a hat (that Knarfy would wear) with the word *_Knarfy_* on it!" 🤣

[@squeakermcgee]

23:58 PRODUCTION MANAGER 🔥🔥🔥

[@Spulu8D]

24:30 Imagine the fear your ancestors felt hearing thousands of screams running over the hill invading their villages

[@LordXtronix]

1:43 dear god, speed bridging is no more.😢

[@christianyun7666]

Here’s a mod idea, The Dark Knarfy Mod! Dark Knarfy will spawn in your world as soon as you do along with any other players that spawn in too, meaning that if you have, say… seven players, there will be seven Dark Knarfys. He walks around your world, randomly spawning annoying prank traps such as, pit falls with spikes at the bottom covered up by fake blocks, tnt traps triggered by invisible pressure plates, and more (whatever you want)! If you try to catch him you’ll have a hard time doing so as if he thinks you’re chasing him he’ll speed up to 10x the normal speed and/or just teleport away from you. If you actually land a hit on him an extremely long boss hp bar will appear (specifically the max amount of bars that can be visible on screen)! You can try to kill him, but he won’t make that task very easy for you! Random mobs, explosions, lightning, fire, death destruction, whatever you feel like making him do! All the while, mocking you with some funny voice lines! Hope you like the idea!

[@johnburn068]

12:20 I will take your entire stock !!!!!!!!!!

[@Lockmahn]

I think the termites would have been funnier of they were actively seeking out wood blocks to eat

[@eitteb_em]

Dude we used to watch those talking animal videos in middle school in class and that just brought back so many memories omg Another one I say constantly is “Alan! Alan! Alan!”

[@Evan2838sj]

The bee's would be a great addition for a scary map just walking through the woods and you hear random screaming

[@Supernicobri]

0:29 the loud new donk city theme😂

[@Crafty_Jumper]

Knarfy: HEY YOU! Nobody asked. perfect way to start after a stupid ad for pie

[@skuterbusky1]

16:09 the message in cc is so funny

[@gumwolfthedragonstreamarch1067]

Dare you to code a feature that causes your character to randomly get cloned where the clone will run and collect resources to build a simple structure before seeking you out to kill you.

[@BrightStar2413]

bro 1:35 would be a builder's nightmare 😭

[@jaydentplays7485]

Yea fr

[@RubyTable-u9b]

it would be really funny if every 10 or 30 second mobs have a 5% chance to poop a nuke that explodes.

[@Logan-w837]

The “Well, that defeats the purpose” was SOO funny! 😂😂😂

[@Giorno_Meowanna]

8:00 well well well

[@Watching_the_World_Burning]

Minecraft, but breaking blocks brings up a stock market with a potential to multiply or reduce the chance of getting the block. Imagine chopping wood. Less than that amount reduces the item down to worse quality, so slabs, buttons and sticks. More could result in more wood drops.

[@Flynn-d3v]

14:55 But what if mom meets grandma? Will they fight? :0

[@donnietidwell965]

That scream mod plus a realistic tnt explosion sfx mod could be combined to cause some real chaos. AND I MEAN THE BAD KIND OF CHAOS! DON'T DO IT!

[@Supernicobri]

4:56 “your father will be hearing about this😂

[@RMFN029]

Yes we watched the video

[@piotrdwojak2477]

Knarfy is the typa youtuber you find randomly and you watch him regularly now

[@thefirstcoolmaniscool]

15:52 fish

[@blablateg]

Another StanleyMov fan

[@ynr.i.ptechnoblade7414]

@@thefirstcoolmaniscool welcome fellow Stanley fan

[@luanvictor7636]

Another Stan Fan, I see

[@Dragons_Watching_You]

Can't wait to see someone make "The Purpose" into a Ultrakill boss

[@Kurtispatfun]

My grandma died today 13:21

[@AnnaTheWerewolf]

Ye sure buddy 💀

[@PrashantGowsami]

@@AnnaTheWerewolf not funny

[@ATr0N2x2s_ALT]

​@@AnnaTheWerewolf And how would you know it's not true? One time my cat died, I literally continued watching a video where there was a graveyard. At least be respectful weather you think it's true or not.

[@DuckmanYT-g7e]

@@Kurtispatfun sorry for your loss

[@itsSilverguy]

@@Kurtispatfun I am deeply sorry

[@revhounder8425]

when you spawn your companion is your father when you get a bucket of milk he will say in chat "Gotta go buy some milk son" he will leave you in instantly

[@shadowsquad9538]

If nobody asked for it then how was this video made