Knife Party 'Micropenis'

[@AndersonFamily12]

This song is too short.

[@wheremybike]

eeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@dotus9959]

lmao

[@fujiwarachika2187]

+ChubMcScrub Not trying to ruin your joke but the song isn't short at all

[@dimiturpopovski8502]

+ChubMcScrub because its "micro" :D

[@Yum_Yum_Delicious_Cum]

:'D

[@kadzixx88]

2:52 Savant came to the studio

[@passengerseed]

Omg, I knew that. DIS IZ GUD SAVANT JAM

[@Its2for1]

Holy crap, you are right. I find it amazing other people listen to this and Savant haha. It's his signature synth right there.

[@grimesyify]

I'd love to hear what Aleksander thinks about this album because this is as genre defying as any of his albums

[@-snek.]

grimesyify It's mostly tech house (this) and big room. Not even a little bit genre defying.

[@passengerseed]

***** Listen to Savant's album Orakel, it IS genre defying c:

[@rockstone9552]

Finally a song about me!!!

[@fibersilkington]

Goerge Faith You're not alone

[@jackalhellsing3790]

I never fit in anywhere not even here 😔

[@zesty_reptile431]

+Sabastien McGuire lol I understand😂

[@Cabover_Kid]

Hiding in the open are we lol

[@apetnamedsteve6929]

I NEED to drink you

[@SuperPikamaster]

2:55 "Our hero has reached the end of his journey, but in a way he is just begining, young man you must use the little power you have to conquer the world and save the princess" Seriously I was laughing to death LOL

[@iMaxine]

Nice title

[@DoktorekD225]

The best xD

[@markdimech1326]

lol

[@diegolyk]

Sure is.

[@rentisme]

I saw this on amazon and i had to see what it was

[@pardanipardani4865]

lol

[@DJ4x]

everyone's like "oh knife party changed wtf" and i'm just sitting here like "THAT CHIPTUNE BIT IN THE MIDDLE IS SO BOSS"

[@melody.707]

After 7 whole years, knifeparty changed a lot... I don't like the new music :(

[@NateSassoonMusic]

don't make a music video for this one.

[@NateSassoonMusic]

+Nate Sassoon good song though

[@W4ntedGaming]

haushaushaushausa

[@dementedcrab2669]

Rofl

[@fausto123]

Just imagine... Knife Party - micropenis (official video only on PornHub)

[@smoke3dR]

I would love to see that actually

[@DJ2punto0]

Young man, you must use what little power you have left to conquer the world and save the princess... I had a genuine laugh... Thanks Knife Party!

[@Dans211]

Dude, is your pic Feed me?

[@DJ2punto0]

@@Dans211 yep, it is Feed Me indeed... Was really into them like 5 years ago, now I realized that I kinda like the avatar haha

[@selmap.9997]

I showed this song to my friend so I can prove that Rob and Gareth have very artistic minds and skill.

[@minusjos]

This song has the best name.

[@sadsackkvisling9694]

Sponsored by Armour brand Vienna Sausage.

[@Queddred]

My friend sent me this song.... I don't think if he likes me anymore.

[@Ventoaurelion]

lol

[@hamboneh2701]

You should thank him. Such a good song!

[@lamefuck621]

Wolfai i dont think if you grammar anymore

[@Siegfiried42]

Hey, I don't think if that's very polite!

[@nothing-hb1ge]

He sure does

[@ShadowLineGamingPRO]

Finally a song that speaks to me on a personal level

[@jacksantalino7371]

There are a few hours left until Abandon Ship's release will be 9 years... This time and my journey with it is are unforgettable and forever in my soul... It all started with my introduction to Pendulum in 2014, when I first heard the tune from The Island in the splash screen of one minecraft video in the spring or summer. Then in the winter of 2016 I discovered this band in full and found out that they play live as a band and was blown away by the epicness of The Tempest sound and the melody of the last synth part of the song! Then I listened to Still Grey, Streamline, The Fountain and slowly explored this immense ocean of Swire's work. I remember the moment when in December 2016 I heard Encoder Live at Wembley for the first time and just fell out from the beauty of the song.... Then in the summer of 2017 I fully immersed myself in the discography of Knife Party project. It was an amazing feeling to discover each track and study it, to listen to the sound design and notice for myself how they are made and then to realize these ideas in my tracks. And then there was a moment of waiting for new releases from Rob and that was the release of Lost Souls, and the day came when I listened to ID called Nothing For Free for the first time.... It was a dream that melted into reality and I just couldn't believe it.... Then Covid, listening to Rampage Version on repeat and the death of my mom in the summer of 2020... Just so iconic... I'm insanely sorry she didn't live to see the moment of infinite happiness that I caught Pendulum releasing new material after 10 years! And nowadays Rob is releasing new tracks and a new life is underway. But this era will forever be in my soul as something inalienable, unrepeatable, honorable to me and all this chain of random events that led me to this man will be insanely grateful. Without him, his music, I would not have found myself and would not have known myself as a musician and composer. He's my twin flame... So I will forever honor this whole period of my life as a way of becoming and coming to the depth of myself. And thanks to every soul who's helped me and taught me to see myself as a creator and a god.... Pendulum, KP - forever in love...

[@jarnsus2038]

dude the percussion at 2:00 always gets me hyped af

[@EngineMusic]

idk why, but i wish that this part here (2:30) would have just become its own drop. that glitchy synth groove is just so satisfying!

[@tigerlily8101]

Mom: 'What you listening to?' Me: 'Knife Party' Mom: 'Sounds like a lovely song...' Slowly backs Away Me: 'It's a band.' Mom: 'Well whats the song called?' Me: 'What dad has.'

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

This comment is so underrated. I had to leave a comment after 4 years of no replies

[@zwerktz]

Why you know that?

[@russia1443]

It’s what mom has

[@thatartemi]

@@zwerktz i was thinking the exact same thing...

[@ltrizzle12]

@@XG-OFFICIAL-59 it’s not even remotely humorous. It’s stupid. Period. Christ, man.

[@VidMasterflex]

People are bitching about how this song sucks but I'm sitting over here completely mind-blown at how clean this mix is. It even sounds good on some shitty $10 ear buds I had laying around. Knife Party worked hard to produce these tracks and it's definitely evident in the dynamics at work here.

[@mattshanahan5213]

Well autoplay has taken me somewhere interesting.

[@luxie5290]

same 0_0

[@aidanharding5461]

oooh yes the mystical autoplay

[@sarsaparilla_strap]

ikr?

[@mattshanahan5213]

***** wait, me? Nah.

[@aidanharding5461]

me? *****

[@XdarkmutantX1]

A banger... I couldn't expect much from that title. That 16bit bridge though.

[@Gamer-px9cc]

Why are you watching girls cartoon

[@XdarkmutantX1]

Gamer Because they look like shit.

[@Gamer-px9cc]

oh

[@HahaYes]

This song describes me so much.

[@snoodl]

Boy you lonely as sad

[@carlovvs]

+Don't Be So S A L T Y lonely as sad 😐

[@joeym.7642]

+Knife Party the part at 2:50, you should make another song like that, it sounds pretty cool and I love the way you did it

[@Shurikenofdoomed]

This song has really grown on me over time.

[@paulyhart]

the chiptune bridge has been my ringtone for a couple of years now. i start it off at the ambient white noise. i will tell ya man, coming from a tiny phone speaker it sounds terrifying. i often let it ring until: "young man" just because i love the melody so much.

[@ratlinggull2223]

2:56 Savant decided to sneak in to play some 8bit shit XD

[@wheresmtnzx1115]

Lol

[@ratlinggull2223]

Vendetta V Wait? Rob knows him?

[@zacharyw213]

Sweet. Wasn't the only one to think that.

[@RealityCheck6T9]

This just shows how visuals can take music to another level, looks amazing

[@dioandco]

When I first heard this track, I DIED of laughter.Bad part was I was in the middle of class. Everybody was looking at me weird. :/

[@xQMA]

I wonder what the inspiration for this song was...

[@omglookatme6899]

You.....jk😂

[@frankfrankenstein2893]

+Omg Look At Me lmao no just kindin it was the averge neckbeard elittist pc gamer

[@SleepyKerboro]

+TheXQMA One of the members, Rob Swire of Knife party, is always called Micropenis by the other lead man Gareth. Eventually they just said fuck it. Lets make a song about your nickname

[@AlexooRod]

+TheXQMA WTF?? No mames. But, is a serious question :v

[@jokergaming420x]

Asians lol 😂

[@daluckyburr]

For a song about something tiny... this song is a fuckin banger

[@elektra81516]

ngl this is still a banger in 2020

[@kaiachap3154]

every single one of Knife party's songs is so amazing and hilarious XD love them so much

[@kashaneka]

Kool beat and wow all those different sounds, good mixing and everything about it.

[@unovlad]

I love how at 3:00... there's the most inspirational speech ever.

[@snubl]

I felt weird adding this to my favorites.

[@hear5127]

same

[@musicandpoetry_8]

Cuz people are going to find out the truth?

[@sioda-ie]

I heard this song first wayyy back when the Abandon Ship was released, and preteen me was equal parts unimpressed and horrified. Listening again with a broader taste, holy shit! Those bass sections are by far the heaviest-hitting things on the album. You could say it's a grower, not a shower...

[@lizardguy9642]

Same 😂😂

[@osnermeza4425]

There is a part in this song that i like so much! Its like an 8bit sound

[@sinclaire8592]

True dat this song is awsome

[@radioactium]

it's called chiptune, you should look up artists like Solarbear or Fearofdark if you liked how that sounds

[@ricardo9628]

This song really reached out to me and I felt I really understood it

[@sebastiao0422]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, dafuk is that name

[@sebastiao0422]

oh shit just listened to the beginning, WHAT THE FUCK creepy ass voice saying micropenis

[@johndugan4057]

Dudes don't want to have a micropenis - but whatever size a guy is, he needs to take care of his tool's health. Using a first rate penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) helps maintain that health.

[@sebastiao0422]

..................

[@fabulousbandit5193]

John Dugan Don,t lissen to john, He talks like a door to door sales man

[@sebastiao0422]

koeney K you dont say

[@barney2159]

Songs hit different when the lyrics are relatable

[@pigdot]

This song is named after me ! THANK YOU SO MUCH KNIFE PARTY I LOVE YOU :D !

[@nineylucas5770]

Even with all of the jokes made off of this song. It still has one the best beats.

[@ZeroGDucks]

Once you get over the wonderful title, I gotta admit, this is a jammin-ass rave tune! :)

[@funkyobserva1257]

Song Is Too Short

[@thriftshopper23]

lmao

[@slendydie1267]

i dont have a penis so this song is offensive to me ;( MY DICK FELL OFF

[@k_h_youtube5411]

+SlendyDie Gaming #triggered

[@slendydie1267]

K_H_KZbin jes ;(

[@k_h_youtube5411]

Shots fired

[@fatmn]

Even though I've been a fan of these guys since Still Grey was released on vinyl, this is probably my favorite track on the album (although the whole album is great). All artists change. Those who don't change well get discarded. Those who do keep selling tickets. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'll be there the next time Knife Party is in town.

[@StardustRains]

Oddly enough, this is one of my favourite off of the album

[@CrowTL69]

The beginning is all I need

[@EvilNeonETC]

Knife party is pretty unique, not typical but full and clean music.

[@PHILWIGGLYBITS]

Heard it all now. Cool song though, getting me back into the knife party electro house vibe. Which says something since I prefer drum and bass more lately. Pendulum must return! But knife party must never go away! :D

[@PizzaBrian]

I hope my parents don't know the music that I listen to

[@snailman4395]

+Badger Brian There is a song called "Android Porn". This is nothing.

[@naranjosaurus4778]

And 'Electric mastrubation' by Avicii

[@CDawgTheOne]

Definitely the best song off of Abandon Ship!

[@bohr7610]

This is the best song to get randomly recommended

[@themilanovic4774]

"Recommended for you" ... the KZbin algorithm is getting a bit passive-aggressive these days...

[@palsten0]

"Our hero has reached the end of his journey, but in a way he is just beginning."

[@HappyCappy69]

Hi Knife party! Im still here after 6 years! NOTICE MEE!!

[@djtommo]

Definitely the sickest track from the album, raw and banging. The chiptune breakdown is a fun touch also (if the name wasn't hilarious enough).

[@azimochaa]

They really named the song that omfg I'm weak 😂😂😂

[@alekthomas9836]

The alarm clock buzzer at the beginning sounded exactly like mine and I had a mini panic attack when I heard it. Eep! Other than that brief moment of heart-wrenching terror, I love the song!

[@idontgetit1350]

Micro pen is what? WHY DID THE TITLE LEAVE ME WITH A CLIFFHANGER?!

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

I do not see why you think the title is a cliffhanger :/

[@karadiberlino]

😂😂😂😂😂😂✌🏼

[@damianortega3880]

Of course this is the most viewed video out of all of the abandon ship tracks

[@schl4u]

It pleases me they listened to their fans and finally released an autobiographical song

[@hlalakar4156]

This song is very dear to my heart since I relate to it so much.

[@Shyinka]

A song, I would like to dedicate to my ex

[@briansmith2113]

damn that was harsh lol

[@timvelsing1240]

+Shyinka i hope ur a girl lol

[@infernalvisions7159]

:)

[@briansmith2113]

Arrow Head that was very dickish of you. uneeded I would say.

[@briansmith2113]

Arrow Head where does she say anything about her channel lol. unless it was deleted it's not here lol

[@zacharyw213]

Getting Savant vibes from the 8-bit portion and the drop. The drop reminds me of Savant's drop in Killer.

[@Marw132]

Beginning reminds me of Deadmau5 - Waking Up From The American Dream. Because of the alarm clock :q

[@Marw132]

Funkadafunk ^^

[@Marw132]

Funkadafunk I love all of them, it's hard to name a "favorite". Maybe Try Again. It used to be my favorite Song in my childhood and when I listen to it now it's still fckin epic.

[@Ramix09]

MultiMufn Unspecial effects is great too

[@Ramix09]

Funkadafunk same here, in 2011 i started to listen to electronic music and deadmau5 came to the list xD

[@Marw132]

Funkadafunk :D That's because of my brother. He showed me all the cool music like Deadmau5, Pendulum, Daft Punk and so on. You could say he "raised me" to listen to good music. ^^ (Sry if my english is bad, i hope you can understand me). I think it was 2007 or 2008 btw

[@hlalakar4156]

This reminds me of my childhood. Oh who am I kidding, this reminds me of right now.

[@FelonBlankito]

Nuestros padres escuchando mecano cuando eran jovenes o deep purple, acdc, cosas de esas. Espero que no sepa lo que escuchan sus hijos :')

[@relfo8000]

still a good song through they years.

[@MirageTVTM]

Song is good, but title is better XD

[@TheRealJoesphRobinetteBidenJr]

I feel like I can relate to this song, I don't know why, it just hits me in the feels.

[@kaitek666]

I literally thought it was a Spotify ad at the beginning

[@NzKya]

Probably the best song of the album

[@TooBigToHide]

THIS INTRO SOUNDS LIKE A PINK FLOYD SONG!!! DAAAAAYUUUUUM NIIIIIIGGAAAAAA!

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

this song is beautiful

[@sky16280]

-Hey buddy, what are you listening to? -...

[@djcj]

still slaps

[@TTF1997]

With a title like that, i almost only came here to see the comments

[@Sodium_Chloride_And_Sucrose]

The beginning of this song makes my puppy bark

[@VeqraSphenixTheOfficialSphenix]

Hahaha funny as fuck! And a good song too!

[@Loxu69]

I don't know if anyone else has noticed this but this is built exactly like a payday 2 song

[@captainkyogre4986]

Finally a song that assesses my life and the reason my girlfriend left me

[@mnieliw1]

My God. So dope. This album is great.

[@thosejackassfriends9578]

Friend: oh you like Knife Party cool what's your favorite song Other Friend: I like Micro Penis Friend: .......... Tf I am sure this conversation had to happen

[@stjarnathedemon7987]

The songs with freaky names are always the best ones for some reason XD

[@SwedetasticGames]

Whatever drugs you where on when ya made this, KP... Hand me some of dat! OoO

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

They weren't on drugs. This song is named after Rob Swire's nickname, "Micropenis"

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

@Servine i know

[@sketgamer6846]

-what is your favorite song? -I LOVE MICROPENIS!!!! -ou shit

[@lydellb]

*Listening to song at work* "Hey what song is that" Errr uhhhh ummmm

[@TeddyDemonEnjoyer]

I laughed so hard at the scream at the start

[@ljlaw9020]

Finally, a track about me.

[@jof410]

that continuous beat so freaking awesome and evil! along with that industrial percussion really fucking orgasmic!

[@leopaschall4580]

pls make a music video for this

[@kewlduderedx1834]

HELL NO! BAD IDEA

[@grantmustard2268]

0:26 Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!

[@GATHUGHDxD]

This title = wat

[@noobyvideossillyguzzerznerdsne]

Every comment... geometry dash fan

[@lesmontresmolles9718]

nooby videos.silly guzzerz.nerds # needs ftw no, fuckin anachist

[@GATHUGHDxD]

...

[@JanxerPain]

SwagBoubouMusic get out anti anarchist you're drunk!

[@JanxerPain]

***** hey mate ignore that guy he's probably just another republican hatin on us anarchist

[@joeym.7642]

Am I the only one who likes the part at 2:50?

[@theworsttake]

KOREA MAKE SOME NOISE

[@TumerFue]

Meilleur titre de chanson au monde. Respect.

[@OrbitalCyon]

i like this song,im even chinese

[@ricepatch]

Ayy same

[@anicebluesky1994]

i understand that asians are said to have the smallest penises... BUT come on it's not like all asians have small dicks

[@ellykindredzombie8198]

This song is great 👍🏻 will bop along in my head every time I see a Chelsea tractor going too fast down my road

[@KeegenXVI]

Where's good old Knife Party ?

[@mastervule1844]

I agree. They really lack in creativity lately. Really sad they droped their music style and started with "mainstream" music style where everybody just want to grab money and don't really care about music much.

[@mastervule1844]

Nate B It's like saying: "If you don't know how to cook you can't say tastes bad." I don't need to make music to know how to rate it. Their music has droped on quality very much. I would like I don't have to say that cause I can say I'm fan of Knife Party but it's a fact. I'm just being objective

[@mastervule1844]

Nate B Actually I will. But I should just let you know they can do this because of people like you. They can make any kind of trash and post it and fangirls/fanboys like you will like it anyway just because it has Knife Party label on it. Sad really.

[@fancyshmancee]

***** Funny considering the music they actually did before was mainstream. This whole album has more diversity and creativity in it than all of the other Knife Party albums put together. They are actually doing something different and I really like it. The same music over and over becomes really tedious. Also music quality is actually subjective because everyone has different tastes in music. That's like saying you don't like someones cooking so their food is terrible and that's objective, it isn't because everyone has different taste buds. Just because you don't like them actually changing and not doing the same thing every time over and over, doesn't mean other people don't want to see them change it up a little.

[@333vic]

Stfu, this is way better.

[@michaeldocherty1847]

Sounds like techno music, loving it!

[@ohkireJ]

yo whenever someone asks what song in a video say MICROPENIS instead of darude sandstorm

[@bmann1132]

The 8-bit beat was the best part of the song lol