Knokov & Loqwalitee Trainz series episode 1 part A

A new arrival to the Knokov & Loqwalitee Railroad is introduced to the Trainexpert and the colorful collection of engines to the railroad.
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[@4myauto]

Craig's reaction to that last engine was gold. X'D Poor guy is in a mess of trouble.

[@engineer6325]

16:21 "How bout....Noooooooo!!!" LMAO

[@RyansColoradoRailProductions]

14:43 best line in the whole episode

[@Kanefan701]

hearing Missoliverandblossom voicing in this is brilliant.

[@RyansColoradoRailProductions]

I have Asperger’s syndrome. I am exactly like Randall, and I tend to continuously tell people (portrayed here by Craig) facts about, anything really, until they’re like “OK, that’s ENOUGH!” or tired of me talking to them for 5-10 minutes straight. I am growing up though (I’m 15 years old) and I’m starting to become a “normal” person instead of “odd”, “misfit”, or against the social norm. Thanks for characterizing Randall the way you did because I can look at him from Craig’s point of view and say, “Wow, that Randall engine can’t stop talking” and I realize what people think of me when I do that.

[@RyansColoradoRailProductions]

Also I noticed: DRG 1115 became DRGW 1015. Randall is Dan confirmed???

[@Bartokassualtdude94]

RUN, CRAIG, RUN!!!! THE "1TH LOCOMOTIVE FROM K&L TRAINZ" IS AFTER YOU!!!

[@megathepunnymenace]

Christian Moehrle 1st

[@SanJuanBranchLineTrainzSeries]

No, "1th" is pretty accurate here.

[@vincentberkan605]

What is that white thing?

[@hypercell1016]

It's a J class. If you ask me if it's the old one or the modern one, the answer will be "Yes"

[@kaiser9598]

@@megathepunnymenace I never expected to see ANOTHER Touhou fan. Yeesh, we’re everywhere. Also, this comment made me chuckle like an idiot..

[@HotboxHolton]

The ending has me both surprised and confused because Craig says "... you can't possibly think you'll get away with this" and then his voice cuts out but train expert sounds like he doesn't even know what happened. But even more stranger is that the white engine came out of nowhere and it sounds like train expert has never seen it. But as always, we'll all find out soon. This is very interesting and also unique. My favorite parts were when Craig says "How 'bout NOO" and when he cursed. Can't wait for part 2.

[@HotboxHolton]

6:30 Wait a sec! Craig and Sydney use SKYPE!? XD

[@frootloops1696]

Benny Holton Craig + Sydney = perfect train couple

[@2026_Productions]

2716 Productions I ship it,

[@Michael-eg3rs]

Benny Holton I'm not even going to ask how they can do that

[@HotboxHolton]

Me neither.

[@TheNoogaRailfan]

Definitely made me laugh... Glad to see someone parodying folks who simply can't be controlled around a computer (with Trainz, especially)!

[@Henriqueleal0609]

o k b o o m e r, but seriously, why do you all think we live on our phones!

[@PendennisCastle]

I am so sick and tired of BillVu constantly making these rubbish repaints and saying that they are K&L trainz products, but this video made my day. 😉

[@ArkansasLocomotiveWorks]

Wait, that was a bill vu reskin?

[@HotboxHolton]

Everyone is sick of him.

[@thereadingg3945]

I JUST GOT THE REFERENCE!

[@alco251b9]

Pendennis Castle buttvu

[@NERRP2017]

@@alco251b9 yeah this is all bill vu and tmcr in a nutshell

[@KorraDaTrainBuff]

Boy... This is quite weird. :P (Also, interesting subtlety with "Ben" and "Bill" XD)

[@frootloops1696]

TheLOKRailfan I found you Harry

[@IndustrialParrot2816]

heheheheh i thot this seeming a bit like thomas espically saddled with limits its remind remind me of the time thomas got stuck on the end of gordons express in episode 1 season 1 of thomas and friends

[@nathancorcoran5347]

Yeah.

[@nathancorcoran5347]

It is true.

[@BMMEC6000]

That “HOW ABOUT NO!” Was amazing

[@NMCAR2006]

This is hands down the best satire I have ever seen. No joke, this is actually one of my favorite trainz series ever (No, it’s not because I am a crybaby about Bill Vu.)

[@MainlineThruTheRockies]

"Rio Granday" hurts my soul lmao, I love it He's definitely defective, everyone knows the C-48's were built by ALCo!

[@SteamMasterGaming]

wow the manager is making me think of an old youtuber I use to watch that stopped, Missoliverandblossom.

[@jayp.2728]

SteamMaster Gaming that is him😂😂

[@SteamMasterGaming]

trackmasterdude wow really, I had a feeling it was Missoliverandblossom.

[@theremoteanater]

SteamMaster Gaming I wish he would come back

[@alexd442]

kadarrius jones he’s still open to all forms of voice work

[@NERRP2017]

He still posts on his channel known as DaWillStantor

[@adamstroudley]

Trainexpert reminds me of Bill Vu because he literally runs a knockoff and low quality railway while Bill Vu gets engines and make horrible reskins. Btw all of your videos are great i really enjoyed them!

[@rayvaul3539]

I liked the fact that Cindy #2467 is pretty much the most normal here; because he knows what “train expert” is doing when he said “he will change you too”. The Knokonov and Loqualitee is a crazy railroad ran by a maniac! All in all, this was an interesting episode!

[@MilwaukeeRoadJames]

Some of the best parts 0:13 8:41 11:29 12:14 14:43 15:34 16:22 17:57

[@dangerboyproductions1223]

I don't even get that joke until now lol 8:42

[@LePenguin]

Also, the way Cyndy is voiced by you is funny, and for some reason her voice reminds me of Ermintrude's from The Magic Roundabout

[@aaronmodels6004]

for those who don't know there's a KZbinr who faked his name as Steve lerro and he likes to upload videos of trainz locomotives from Ben neal's Subpar Productions or any of the free continent from K&L trainz. anyway he gets those locomotives repaint them, makes a video uploads them on KZbin, and puts the K&L Trainz name. when reality they're not official K&L renders.

[@726berkshire]

I wonder that myself too.

[@NERRP2017]

Yeah and he’s called bill vu

[@alexthesouthernpacificmt4879]

Wait its bill vu?

[@NERRP2017]

@@alexthesouthernpacificmt4879 yes

[@alexthesouthernpacificmt4879]

oh

[@BMMEC6000]

I saw Craig in Steam Town on one of my Pennsylvania trips. He’s quite the handsome dude.

[@lostonessoul5154]

THAT'S DAWILLSTANATOR!!!!!!! DUDE!!!!! THAT'S JUST......WOW!!!!

[@sschwartz3]

I'm just saying this is crazy town

[@sschwartz3]

Butt it was funny great job

[@Chevroletmontecarlo]

O-4-0 its name was error XD

[@muhammadfadhiil3430]

patrick: that's not crazy town this is crazy town KLHKYGTYSRSSE A ASRFDXFHCHYUUYYI

[@soarinskies1105]

Steven Schwartz crazy noisy bizzare town

[@TheMNrailfan227]

Oh my god, this series of videos throws so mush shade, I love it!! XD

[@muhammadfadhiil3430]

11:02 i thought my laptop got a virus or its broken glitched error there

[@railgun222]

Same

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

I thought my phone was being faulty.

[@kaiser9598]

5:19 """""""SYNDEY""""""" I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING WTF AND THE MALE VOICE JUST MAKES IT 100x BETTER

[@MasaShiranuiVideoProductions]

Love this.

[@SOU3118]

YES YES finally Craig is back

[@astromotive6047]

18:39 Craig.EXE has stopped working.

[@Dragynangyl]

2:33 me when im overheated and my house ventilation is broken and my neighbor says i can stay there

[@MiddletownBranchProd.]

Awesome. Underrated too.

[@joshuagoldup4208]

I can't wait for the next episode

[@andrewmagosky7181]

I like the Iowa pacific satire in there too.

[@mikeytrains1]

HAHA! I get the name. Knockoff and Lowquality

[@KurtisHooey]

my jaw hit the floor at the end, i need to see what happens next, bring on part 2!!

[@MPT_Productions]

Thanks so much for adding me.

[@RailFoxMedia]

MPT 482 me too. I look forward to doing more voice acting. I never knew Dawillstanator had a role in this episode

[@MPT_Productions]

PVMWildcatMJ12190 me too.

[@MPT_Productions]

Thanks so did you end up being able to do Hank? I thought it was you. If so you did great!!

[@MPT_Productions]

Good. You did great

[@Salvacottontail]

“I thought this was normal” THE SADNESS FROM THAT

[@atsfevan0242]

I like that Christopher kovacs voices craig aka cn 3254

[@nathancorcoran5347]

Me too.

[@NSS247]

17:56 Greg: WHAT THE F**K IS THAT!?!?!?! Train expert: SHES COMING FOR US THATS WHAT!!!! Me: FULL REVERSE!!!!!

[@jackboy317]

XD lots of jokes, EBAY? Surveyor camera, LOL XD

[@jackboy317]

Also, was that Tourette's guy at 17:48?

[@steamtrainguy8909]

Cool steam trains to use for this video 🚂

[@jazzykingjack2846]

Omg I had no idea that DaWillstanator was in this good to hear a familiar voice besides in the brony community.

[@keysontrains538]

Oh Crud! They got Craig!

[@Joshua31301]

excellent new series l already want more

[@railgun222]

Oh the jokes! I could barely hear everything because of my laughing.

[@thenewjerseyrailfan9460]

17:57 CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!! XD

[@justinhicksonanipad6786]

I feel bad Craig

[@awp2902]

I can't wait until part 2 come out

[@WarfareRail]

Knokov & Loqwalitee.... pronounced 'Knockoff and Low Quality'

[@jacobmutti1528]

how many times has this video broken the 4th wall?

[@Michael-eg3rs]

I don't know I wasn't listening or counting

[@Henriqueleal0609]

50 times

[@ETOW_19]

Bro I love Craig’s reaction 17:57

[@septabus44]

wtf I just just watch it was crazy but so funny at the same time so I want part 2 to come now

[@iplayoldgames_]

Please god tell me this is a dream sequence!

[@TrainNerd97]

Is that MOAB's I hear!?

[@RailFoxMedia]

JACOBTRAINS yes it is. It's a big honor to be apart of a new series with him

[@RailFoxMedia]

Yoshi Steam Engine 1401 lol

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

Mother of all bombs? Sorry, im a bit confused

[@TailsFan369no2]

@@Gabriel-he6ih dawillstanator

[@timothyp873]

Brave New Railroad

[@YankEnjoyer]

you know the san juan west would really need a bigger and more powerfull locomotive like a 4-8-4 or a 4-6-4 or an articulated locomotive

[@railgun222]

17:57 me when I see the ELAs.

[@Henriqueleal0609]

Me when Fnaf world was first realized

[@Michael-eg3rs]

wow you were not kidding, YOU MADE IT HAPPEN!!! also where the heck did you get that white J-class from!? I'm also curios on where you got that round house,

[@parkerpresley5800]

Michael Bobb it's a paintshed skin of been neals 4-8-4. he added the 4-4-0 American wheels, annded a trailing truck, and made it white. it's supposed to look like a prr streamlined 4-4-2

[@bmanhithere7813]

It's the work of BIll vu. Or quote on quote Steve Lerro.

[@alexthesouthernpacificmt4879]

Where

[@michaelbosko4643]

Y’all need to upload again 👊👊

[@Ryan_Rail]

I really want to see episode 2 and more!

[@EarnhardtFanproductions]

HOLLY SHIT YOU GOT MOAB! Nice

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

Dalejrfan8883 thats a bomb,right?

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

Dalejrfan8883 but why did she say that?

[@EarnhardtFanproductions]

Markon Arivenči your the worst troll I've ever seen ever one who's see his work knows that missoliversndblossom also went by moab

[@Bartokassualtdude94]

Jordan Peele's "GET OUT" in a nutshell.

[@luckyfanisaac2638]

That ending was way too disturbing!

[@LePenguin]

17:48 What happened to that PRR engine did it go drunk and get stuck in white chocolate and start haunting everyone????

[@alexthesouthernpacificmt4879]

Bill vu.....

[@the.sketch.projekt8851]

Ayyyyyyy it's will

[@BENDOESMINECRAFT10]

Someone call Train Master, he wants his engine and his tech back

[@leeloolab]

cool

[@ryanblock9573]

11:00 has a freezing issue

[@ScarpawMutt]

14:43 and 15:18 and 15:38 made me laugh way harder than I should have 🤣😂

[@travelingtweetsieproductio708]

Ok this both weird and funny at the same time all together, but great choice of music though :)

[@TrevlynTheTrainiac]

This route is Highland valley!

[@Scanzman]

17:49 WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?!?! Craig, Andy, Cary, and Clark seem not insane.

[@SDRP_4406]

It is the N&W 611 who took a flour bath and now growls like a tiger!

[@Scanzman]

A N&W J class with an Atlantic wheel arrangement that's been painted white with a tiger pesrsonality!!!!!!

[@menaravaladao3520]

14:17 The Pacific: Scrap me! , Craig: Wat? , Train Expert: Thats nough! Pacific: Dont change you too! *train expert laughs* She is crazy They will re-wire- *she was gonna say: They will re-wire my personality!*

[@chesapeakedproductions3009]

Ah, yes, Train Expert's roster locos attempting to warn the newcomers of the true identity of Train Expert. How even is the K&L Railroad even legal to begin with? The FRA would definitely not approve of half the practices showcased

[@mattypad777]

Matthew Frisco 1519: WHAT?! I-I-I-is th-th-th-this true?

[@frootloops1696]

K&L railroad? XD LOL!!! Anyways, great episode.

[@frootloops1696]

Also, where did you get the roundhouse?

[@frootloops1696]

NOOOO CRAIG!!!!

[@Michael-eg3rs]

2716 Productions his light went off, I wonder what happened to him

[@oliviaz6499]

is that trainz a new era?

[@adamzap5507]

🔺+👁 stuff goin on here at the K&L

[@justinhicksonanipad6786]

I feel so bad for Craig

[@nathancorcoran5347]

Me too.

[@bradenbrickman1217]

I was worried the whole episode.. Then at the end.. "WHAT THE #### IS THAT" then I just lost it.

[@NSWSteamFan]

I plan on doing a parody of the user known as Australian Films.

[@reddin-on8mm]

I always wonder what series inspired this one.

[@cierbear26]

you do know those engines are on the clinchfield railroad right!

[@blacksmeim8791]

Loqwalitee? Low Quality? Nice.

[@RyansColoradoRailProductions]

when Angie first came into the picture i thought she was based off the Blue Goose cuz of color.

[@SanJuanBranchLineTrainzSeries]

But it's white...

[@RyansColoradoRailProductions]

It wasn’t black like the J... And also have you seen my idea for the next episode?

[@Titanicman300]

That thing, no, ABOMINATION at the end was goddamn terrifying. Also, what's with the random T1 in the roundhouse?

[@chesapeakedproductions3009]

I think I caught the sight of a 614 in there too

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

15:35 I'll meet you at NYYkYn!

[@yokimye]

how did you get the roundhouse replaced on the engine shed

[@josephchavez91]

When does the next part come out

[@railgun222]

Uhhhh... Craig? If I were you I would HIGHBALL OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[@Bartokassualtdude94]

Hey, think you could add some OST segments from "Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood" for part 2?

[@guythewise2650]

Yikes. Craig.exe has stopped working, I suppose. Rather unnerving, given his past, what has transpired, and what might happen... C'mon, m8, fill us up with a juicy sneak peak!

[@madjames9365]

am i not the only one who wants that things thats an engine from 17:49

[@Poopsticle_256]

Did that Canadian Pacific engine turn into a b&p engine?

[@RyansColoradoRailProductions]

Or this should be called the "Island of Misfit Engines"

[@railwaylegend2955]

what does Craig mean by "self awareness" also wasn't this mentioned in a Halloween special?

[@LePenguin]

What route did you use at 0:12

[@Potatoman0852]

best part is bandi cam water marks

[@marblesjn]

What about the t1 looking engine in the roundhouse. That wasn't entirely explained.

[@Jaidyn228]

It is a t1 he was maybe going to copy Ellis the t1 with something like Lewis

[@evanf1293]

It clearly obvious by now of course the real CN 3254 will likely never run again

[@Scanzman]

That explains how he got to Steamtown. I thought this was just an April Fools prank... And heard a reference from episode 8, from Wes and Carter. Oh wait!

[@frootloops1696]

the suspense is killing me

[@Scanzman]

Craig is the only SANE engine so far on the engine. Frank, Hank. Ben, Bill. Sidney, Cindy. Dan, Randall. Anthony, Andy. It seems that everyone (except Craig) is NUTS. It is knock-off and low quality!

[@LePenguin]

It's like they are Taco from Inanimate Insanity

[@Scanzman]

Who?

[@LePenguin]

I guess you're not an Object Show fan eh?

[@railgun222]

8:08 how do you buy a train of EBAY!?!?!?

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

San Juan Branch Line logic.

[@MiddletownBranchProd.]

My friend nearly boutght a bus off of it

[@Comeng_]

Nostalgia

[@cherylmallonee4172]

when is part B coming out?