Power play Byzantines into Romans. 1066, invite and settle claimants, conquer entire kingdoms in 1 war.
@Koifish5 жыл бұрын
That's a fun one! :D
@WYDRA7705 жыл бұрын
@@Koifish and restore roman borders. Details which counties belongs to this can be found in file and maybe somewhere else. I can also make list of kingdoms. If i remember correctly its something around 40 kingdoms.
@alexsnap96475 жыл бұрын
paritosh kinda gay ngl
@paritoshd5 жыл бұрын
@@WYDRA770 that's a good idea! 2 achievements done at once!
@KilroyTheGrand5 жыл бұрын
@@Koifish As a Hellenic good boy
@Kaiistove5 жыл бұрын
"A prisoner based economy is a good economy" - Koifish 2019
@TheTank19005 жыл бұрын
They're Prisoners with Jobs
@darth-hellhound65345 жыл бұрын
"Make the family tree into a family circle, c'mon!" ~Koifish 2019 (colorized, desaturated, and re-colorized)
@felixsubakti69075 жыл бұрын
The Habsburg dynasty endorse this message
@SergePupko5 жыл бұрын
Alabama 100
@math30005 жыл бұрын
The Lannisters approves this message.
@tayloryoung96615 жыл бұрын
"The Lightning God protects us!" *Steps outside and is immediately struck by lightning*
@plutarchvonpluto64395 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta until the slavs invent the T-34
@Koifish5 жыл бұрын
TITANIOUS 34!
@Gabriel-pn4wd5 жыл бұрын
Koifish you should do the achievements "SPQR" and "By Jupiter!" in the same let's play!
@math30005 жыл бұрын
19:26 "Execute Order 66" - Emperor Velký Volhv Dobieslaw III
@malahamavet5 жыл бұрын
0:45 A Slavic themed video with Spanish medieval music on the background. See guys? Spain is not all flamenco, you heared Spanish medieval music without knowing many times
@FriedrichBarb5 жыл бұрын
How do you know its Spanish? or do nations have diff soundtracks?
@malahamavet5 жыл бұрын
@@FriedrichBarb I know the song, it's one of the cantigas written by the king Alfonso X The Wise 😁 He was king of Castille, composed many songs, and sponsored arts and knowledge. I don't remember which one is exactly because there are many, but this is one that I see being used a lot in medieval kind of videos.
@malahamavet5 жыл бұрын
@@FriedrichBarb con iTunes! It's Cantiga 166 😁
@FriedrichBarb5 жыл бұрын
@@malahamavet Oh right I had no clue, thank you for the clarification :)
@humbleguardsman55785 жыл бұрын
@@malahamavet it is a very good song. A playlist on youtube has many songs like it on the list maybe you have listened to it? It is called hardcore medieval music and boy the memes in the comments.
@Andri4745 жыл бұрын
11:02 "...BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT!" Nice TF2 reference.
@Andri4745 жыл бұрын
@Púre Rétard "AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT, SO THAT NO LIVING MAN CAN BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR!"
@TheGreatAntagonist5 жыл бұрын
Aladdin-- Starting and staying as a Han Chinese character, be an independent King or Emperor and rule all of North Africa (the Maghreb region).
@belisarius7075 жыл бұрын
You should rename it to Holy Slavic Empire
@flamablespider65895 жыл бұрын
For future reference you can just vassalize holy orders in your lands, if you're lucky they may even accept an offer of vassalization.
@dr0g_Oakblood5 жыл бұрын
The issue is if the religion has too high of a moral authority, the HO might be too strong to even consider being vassalized by an emperor. That or in my case I picked the wrong religion-culture combo so they always had that malus. Eventually I figured that hey, maybe expelling them is temporary and lasts until the next ruler, like expelling Jews. Nope. My entire dynasty was banned from ever hiring the holy order again. I know that there are some tricks you can do, but unfortunately I didn't do them.
@bloodravensforcecommander37085 жыл бұрын
May the Emperor Bless this Man
@slavknight59255 жыл бұрын
Space Marines? On this channel?
@bloodravensforcecommander37085 жыл бұрын
@@slavknight5925 yes Brother as Man kinds shield against Traitors Heretics Mutants and Xenos. So know that we are everywhere
@hamarbiljungskile89535 жыл бұрын
The Emperor protects, bruva.
@indrickboreale73815 жыл бұрын
Spehs Mehreen!
@connorhill65205 жыл бұрын
there is no heresy here brother
@darth-hellhound65345 жыл бұрын
YES, Koifish videos always cheer me up. I owe you so many lovely beers for all the laughs you've given me.
@sreckocuvalo81105 жыл бұрын
No south Slavs in Union? *sad south Slavs noises*
@madcro82095 жыл бұрын
*Rebellion after rebellion* I don´t want a south slavic union anymore...
@bosanski_Cevap5 жыл бұрын
South slavs gang 👍
@flotnar25125 жыл бұрын
@@bosanski_Cevap so a serb a croat and a bosnian walk into a chat...
@EinFelsbrocken5 жыл бұрын
@@flotnar2512 *_Tito intensifies_*
@_Jebb_4 жыл бұрын
@@flotnar2512 "sad ne znam kako je to sve išlo, i šta je ko rekao, ali je na kraju Srbin ispao najpametniji I nadmudrio ih sve... HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAH"
@TheMakkevaan5 жыл бұрын
Khan of Khans Conquer continental Western Europe as the Mongol Empire, starting in "Age of the Mongols" bookmark CK2 achievement
@IILeao67II5 жыл бұрын
Play as the Muslim Eunuch and become an Emperor
@TacticalDreadnought5 жыл бұрын
*Shouts like a drunkard* FÖR PERUUUUN! (I love it)
@djordje14285 жыл бұрын
"Good tradition of marrying daughters to Serbia." - Koifish 2019
@londomollari78895 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but that was Sorbia.
@djordje14285 жыл бұрын
@@londomollari7889 14:11
@Halera-4 жыл бұрын
@@londomollari7889 Feel free. The both nations are called Serbs in Slavic languages. Most probably they were one group, living in the region "White Serbia" (the "Sorbia"), and a group migrated to the south becoming Balkan Serbs, while the staying group became Lusatia Serbs ("Sorbs"). The name "Sorbs" was later created by Germans probably.
@azizbelhsine59275 жыл бұрын
Ur the only youtuber id watch a 10 minute ad for Much love daddy koifish
@BlackburnGrimes5 жыл бұрын
Got an Axe of Lithuanian Zeus :D good job Koifish
@vojtusbojtus313513 күн бұрын
😅😂 The part from 8:50 was hillarious. Rain, thunder, great sound efects.
@bernabelebrave84295 жыл бұрын
When your father do everything for you and you recolt all the glory
@yohatan2345 жыл бұрын
10:55 Meet the Soldier reference nice one Koifish!
@mee88015 жыл бұрын
Fellow slav here back with another raid of the church.
@batuyemenici1982 жыл бұрын
"I have another sleeve up in my ass." -Koifish Koifishsson
@Kazen1694 жыл бұрын
"come here you bastards" my most favorite catch phrase ever
@lekebaruti28585 жыл бұрын
Great video, and really funny !! Your laugh makes me think of Baba Yaga though 😆😆
@RedGreekWolf5 жыл бұрын
You cackle like a mad man, it's awesome
@madmasseur64225 жыл бұрын
3:32 you have no idea how accurate that statement is 😂
@aasmundhald76385 жыл бұрын
YOU MADE ME LOSE ALL FAITH IN SOCIETY Koifish 2019
@lukasnyberg24705 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Koifish in ep 1: how is that name even spelled? Chukele? Ckuvkfb? Kioskmongo! Yes thats it
@math30005 жыл бұрын
"Everyone fight." - Sun Tzu (circa. 831)
@intuendaecivilization93655 жыл бұрын
Perkunas, the Thunder God and king of the Gods of the Lithuanian realm. Koifish, you are blessed with his thunderous Axe of War.
@Zefar775 жыл бұрын
Imagine this guy and Spiffing Brit in a MP game. Imagine the amount of war crimes they would commit and how many sacrifices they would make. It'd be like a competition on how many they could offer to their gods.
@kokonutmustar65575 жыл бұрын
Yes i like this🇷🇸🇷🇸👍. Finally the 2nd one!!!!
@TheSeriousPL4 жыл бұрын
As a Bulgarian, I'm proud we stood against the great Koifish... For the first battles at least. And also kind of disappointed we weren't included in the Slavic union.
@graymd20035 жыл бұрын
9:32 Did koifish just reference the Battle of Bembezi by John Edmond? Guess what my new favorite KZbin channel is.
@flotnar25125 жыл бұрын
I have never seen something so beautiful
@onlymadethistowatchvideos62095 жыл бұрын
Dang it Koifish. I’m terrible at ck2 but you’re making me want to play it again.
@Eclipse_7215 жыл бұрын
that piano at the start was straight fire my man
@danielmilanovic59085 жыл бұрын
I like the Bit version of Hej Slaveni at the end!
@SergePupko5 жыл бұрын
The best way to watch a koifish playthrough: Be bilingual (english/whatever) Switch thinking to the non-English language of choice Die laughing
@ewan44494 жыл бұрын
17:52 Jesus koifish, you made me cry ;(
@cezarivanciu16205 жыл бұрын
Hello Mr Koifish i've been waiting for another entertaining video !
@Colonel-Cornelius-CornJulio5 жыл бұрын
Czech, Lech and Rus, each white stripe of the same tracksuit.
@nilspeyer10885 жыл бұрын
When koifish speaks, i always think i understand something in swedish. (I`m from Norway, the two languages are very similar.)
@EliAs-ub6yf5 жыл бұрын
Damn you're hilarious 😂, subscribed.
@mad_mex01485 жыл бұрын
CRYNG IN SOUTH SLAVIC :(
@ToTeMVG5 жыл бұрын
honestly its a miracle you survived lightning and cancer for that long considering those chunky -healths they give
@darthrevan94995 жыл бұрын
All of your horses - we will eat them like gulasz Love u Koifish
@Denis-fj1ky5 жыл бұрын
Koifish before: "My wife is being a pussy I wont be struck my lighting again! Koifish after: "AW SHIT!"
@LynxWatcher5 жыл бұрын
09:53 "I have a sleeve up my ass" - Koifish 2019
@daemon23715 жыл бұрын
Koifish made Poland great again :D
@undeadjackel1395 жыл бұрын
I just straight up died when you said I have a sleeve up my ass XD
@nebeskisrb77655 жыл бұрын
3:30 "You Bosnians would sell yourself for a piece of candy!" Don't forget what religion they are today and how they became that religion.
@gregorflopinski90164 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how Perun, Thor and Zeus are all based on the same thunder god
@nobunagaoda66055 жыл бұрын
Oh mighty Koifish... Hear my prayers... Tell us what you use for music when it comes to historical themed games!!! Lmfao help a brother out lol
@blvalverde5 жыл бұрын
It is the cantigas by King Alfonso.
@blueboylugos49205 жыл бұрын
All hail The God-King Of The Slavs
@FrikInCasualMode5 жыл бұрын
Once during a raid i found an Axe +2. It even glowed purple! :D And then like an idiot i gave it to my firstborn son, who was about to become member of warrior society - y'know, to prop his Martial skill. And the dumbass lost it somehow before inheriting the kingdom! Average CK II experience, indeed...
@perkele28455 жыл бұрын
Dare you to make Hellenic Roman Empire
@nekoill5 жыл бұрын
Liked for the title alone
@galahad74945 жыл бұрын
Form the damn roman empire... As Trezibond in 1204
@Koifish5 жыл бұрын
OH yikes!
@GoodwinGhost5 жыл бұрын
Typically people think of lances as a weapon that you only thrust. However if swung, the heavy staff can easily break the bones of your enemies.
@nvmtt5 жыл бұрын
Koifish must have been a bard in his youth. His poems are all +3 relations. :)
@dvtch5 жыл бұрын
like already cheeki breekid comrade koifish
@elisnystrom20685 жыл бұрын
Norse rebirth+world domination
@Denis-fj1ky5 жыл бұрын
Caliphate strikes back
@martinnolhaf31515 жыл бұрын
Glory to the Sin'dorei??? Did I get the right xD A bit out of place for a Slav but I approve nonetheless koifish...
@darthrevan94995 жыл бұрын
KOIFISH U DID IT!?!
@jaquestrap5 жыл бұрын
Further evidence that Koifish secretly wishes to be a Pole
@johncarterofmars475 жыл бұрын
FOR PERUN! Also, and u create the roman empire but as a hellenic faith
@jeffreyhoon5 жыл бұрын
Horse around as a Horse ruler.
@maccabeeanderson39874 жыл бұрын
Fun game: take a shot every time he says bastard
@frunzeairship68855 жыл бұрын
*cheeky breeky intensifies*
@Eclipse_7215 жыл бұрын
3:42 I love democracy
@Tobbs965 жыл бұрын
"I have a sleeve up my ass >:)" -Koifish, 2019
@felipebarcelos93365 жыл бұрын
RESTORE DE ROMAN EMPIRE AND REVIVE THE HELLENIC FAITH!!! FOR JÚPITER!!!
@thesaxaphonekid62185 жыл бұрын
Do the lord of the flies achievement
@lapislazuli43115 жыл бұрын
koifish love you
@Burgerzaza5 жыл бұрын
How hoarse were you after recording this? But still overall pretty fun watch 👍
@deathblade1115 жыл бұрын
“I have a sleeve up my ass.” Koi 2019
@teknorik5 жыл бұрын
Обещал пару дней на вторую часть, ну, ладно FOR PERUN
@Kokszo5 жыл бұрын
White Huns next please?
@tangomilonga80784 жыл бұрын
my pure polish heart melted
@craigewing40975 жыл бұрын
you should try going from count to king achievement
@BlueRexus5 жыл бұрын
I wish this will be real. Lechia, Czechia and Russia all together and we can kick world ass :D
@xanders81005 жыл бұрын
Creating the kingdom of Israel is a pretty good challenge... and by pretty good I mean extremely hard, lol. Mending the schism is up there too.
@blakeauger41645 жыл бұрын
Koifish is a beast
@AkymarsDoc5 жыл бұрын
Koifish you absolute madlad, try to become hellenic next time
@localprose5235 жыл бұрын
15:09 Make the family tree in the family circle. Why not?
@Astreving5 жыл бұрын
Conquer all the known world!
@pixelcat51595 жыл бұрын
Idk if there's an achievement *per se* for this idea but,,,,,,convert Europe to Confucianism, it'd be...confusing But an actual achievement to go for that's along those lines is the "Aladdin" achievement, "Starting and staying as a Han Chinese character, be an independent King or Emperor and rule all of North Africa (the Maghreb region)" Converting all of North Africa to Han Chinese Confucianism would be good memes
@Masterchezze5 жыл бұрын
Is it a royal tradition to keep the filthy cloth of when you offered your eye to the gods?
@originalname24575 жыл бұрын
And now my life is finally complete
@jaroslavsklenak2125 жыл бұрын
I see slavic i click FeelsGoodMan Clap
@Speedy23325 жыл бұрын
Do a video reforming the tengri faith as ashina for the achievement
@lk8515 жыл бұрын
You Slav you Win
@someonesilence37315 жыл бұрын
Become the Roman emperor as a Chinese following the miaphisite faith.