UNIFYING THE SLAVIC BROTHERS? - CK2 LECH, CZECH AND RUS ACHIEVEMENT RUN!

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Koifish

Koifish

4 жыл бұрын

MAKE SURE TO LIKE THE VIDEO, or else the SLAVS will come to your shores and steal your FAMILY! And make sure to ring the bell as well, or else they will send you to PERUN!
Unifying the Slavic brothers? EASY! I, Koifish, Will show you how to easily get the Lech, Czech and Rus Achievment in Crusader Kings 2. In this achievement we have to unify all the slavic kingdoms under one banner, and form the Slavic Union! Now that's what I call a good CK2 challenge!
Can the Slavic chiefdom of Greater Poland unite Polish, Czech and Russians under one banner, with the guidance of Koifish the warrior? Will he be able to unite the realm and form a union that will stand the test of time? WATCH AND FIND OUT!
I'm playing with all the DLC, including the latest (and greatest): CK2 Holy Fury! Holy Fury just adds so much good stuff to the game! I especially like the warrior lodges for the pagans! WARRIORS OF PERUN!!!
#CrusaderKings2 #CK2 #Koifish

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@Koifish
@Koifish 4 жыл бұрын
**UNITE THE BLINS!** WHOA BOY! Another CK2 Achievement run! And this one is a REAL tricky one! Leave a like and subscribe for more CK2, and make sure to ring the bell, or else you won't get any KOMPOTT!
@suvaidjilani7534
@suvaidjilani7534 4 жыл бұрын
Why you put so many adds
@Koifish
@Koifish 4 жыл бұрын
@@suvaidjilani7534 Because people won't get an ad with each ad break. Some people will go through the entire video without a single ad. Long answer short: I need to pay bills.
@alejandromurcia6858
@alejandromurcia6858 4 жыл бұрын
Dont be Commie bro!
@dvtch
@dvtch 4 жыл бұрын
*OY BLIN*
@givkus882
@givkus882 4 жыл бұрын
u should play as georgia and conquer muslims if u are looking for challenge
@TacticalDreadnought
@TacticalDreadnought 4 жыл бұрын
"I shall bring my son into battle. Watch out! He is a homosexual!" He fights by the teachings of Jon Snow: Stick them with the pointy end.
@Jeff-rm9vw
@Jeff-rm9vw 4 жыл бұрын
oof
@Ballin4Vengeance
@Ballin4Vengeance 2 жыл бұрын
I wheezed
@NeilJan99
@NeilJan99 4 жыл бұрын
"Watch out! He's a homosexual" Never have I heard such fear-inducing threat from an one-eyed polish man.
@jonathanengblom4257
@jonathanengblom4257 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😀
@CrowsNestGamer
@CrowsNestGamer 4 жыл бұрын
I swear, every character Koifish clicked on had a missing eye
@KissatenYoba
@KissatenYoba 4 жыл бұрын
Should have clicked more carefully
@Koifish
@Koifish 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe i POKED OUT THEIR EYES?
@CrowsNestGamer
@CrowsNestGamer 4 жыл бұрын
@@Koifish You should use that deep voice effect a lot more too, I can picture this: "BY THE POWER OF PERUN, I TAKE YOUR EYES!!!"
@dreadpenguinlord340
@dreadpenguinlord340 4 жыл бұрын
GO FOR THE EYES BOO, GO FOR THE EYES
@lucasbeck1391
@lucasbeck1391 4 жыл бұрын
@@dreadpenguinlord340 baldurs gate?
@Van-xf6vb
@Van-xf6vb 4 жыл бұрын
*Dobieslaw dies* The entire kingdom: collapses Alexander the great: you also?
@Copperhell144
@Copperhell144 4 жыл бұрын
Was there any actual king/emperor in history that saw the country he is leading collapse multiple times?
@Van-xf6vb
@Van-xf6vb 4 жыл бұрын
@@Copperhell144 ah dammit now I got to edit that joke btw thanks for pointing that out
@bavettesAstartes
@bavettesAstartes 4 жыл бұрын
And the Qin dinasty. And Nobunaga's Shoggunate. And Cesar's Rome. And finally a double for Genghis and Qublakai.
@Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech
@Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech 4 жыл бұрын
Sámo also.
@ilhamie991
@ilhamie991 4 жыл бұрын
should have been the "first time?" meme. But this is also good
@beaub152
@beaub152 4 жыл бұрын
"Alone we together strong!" Instantly wins the hearts of every man in the world
@dohnjoe9211
@dohnjoe9211 2 жыл бұрын
We are Polen. We do not forgive. We do not forgive. Expect us.
@masprintpl5043
@masprintpl5043 4 жыл бұрын
That feeling when you're watching this as a Polish.
@Koifish
@Koifish 4 жыл бұрын
*Kurwa intensifies*
@Someone-lr6gu
@Someone-lr6gu 4 жыл бұрын
Oh kurwa
@szymonpiorun
@szymonpiorun 4 жыл бұрын
Polska stronk bracie
@Matthew-vw9dm
@Matthew-vw9dm 4 жыл бұрын
Imma so Czech, so kurva for me.
@modnack5768
@modnack5768 4 жыл бұрын
Or as an Lithuanian😂
@TheValdemaaar
@TheValdemaaar 4 жыл бұрын
"...and we have three SONS!, one happens to be DAUGHTER! " - speaking like true Slav :D ("daughter you are my true son") ♥
@nikoladjuras
@nikoladjuras 2 жыл бұрын
😆
@YunsAvatar
@YunsAvatar 4 жыл бұрын
"We're going up the ventilation shaft, they'll never expect that." Starts losing to Lesser Poland Looks like the lesser Poles had destroyer droids.
@elisnystrom2068
@elisnystrom2068 4 жыл бұрын
They sacrifice their body i think like he did in the beggining
@benedictalesandro6447
@benedictalesandro6447 4 жыл бұрын
"We have three sons, one of them happens to be a daughter." True slavs only have male daughters!
@Orillion123456
@Orillion123456 4 жыл бұрын
Feudal poland is known for electing a girl to become king (not queen, king) at some point.
@povilzem
@povilzem 4 жыл бұрын
"We need to get this guy to like us" Proceeds to take his wife as concubine ;D
@iliasalloune4093
@iliasalloune4093 4 жыл бұрын
Those midroll ads makes the video look like a highway
@Koifish
@Koifish 4 жыл бұрын
You won't get an ad on every one of them, so don't worry :)
@iliasalloune4093
@iliasalloune4093 4 жыл бұрын
@@Koifish om du säger så
@aidenb3069
@aidenb3069 4 жыл бұрын
@@Koifish you know what you did koifish....
@Najinirekify
@Najinirekify 4 жыл бұрын
You didnt scream Kurwa enough and lost the blessing of the gods.
@apalahartisebuahnama7684
@apalahartisebuahnama7684 3 жыл бұрын
5:30 Koifish: "I will show no mercy!" Also Koifish: "why am I so hated?"
@jackbunker1183
@jackbunker1183 4 жыл бұрын
I did this achievement using Kiev or however you spell it on the earliest start date. The character (which is a woman) has a man in her court who is OP as hell and you can maternally marry them and make OP babies. Then you form the empire of Rus and then reform the faith and it gets hella easy from there
@originalname2457
@originalname2457 4 жыл бұрын
Unifying the slavs... When this will be completed, i could finally rest. Spam (Ъ) for part two!
@michaelmizharev785
@michaelmizharev785 4 жыл бұрын
Stranger 1 ЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪ
@lordvolland1930
@lordvolland1930 4 жыл бұрын
ъъ
@lite4998
@lite4998 4 жыл бұрын
ЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪ
@Colonel-Cornelius-CornJulio
@Colonel-Cornelius-CornJulio 4 жыл бұрын
ЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЛЯТЬ Abibas unite for interstellar travel!
@Pivoslave
@Pivoslave 4 жыл бұрын
ЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪЪ
@math3000
@math3000 4 жыл бұрын
18:26 "I'm about to do what is called a pro-gamer move"
@gamerito100
@gamerito100 4 жыл бұрын
All was fun and games until *E L E C T I V E G A V E L K I N D* quicked in
@saeed31419
@saeed31419 4 жыл бұрын
The commentary on this one was really good, keep it up
@Tip_Boi
@Tip_Boi 4 жыл бұрын
4:44 I can't believe it hes a groomed homosexual and his opinion 69
@angelic3276
@angelic3276 4 жыл бұрын
now69 likes on this comment too hahahahaha
@viniciusmoura4521
@viniciusmoura4521 4 жыл бұрын
Koifish is actually bold to duel with a -22 combat skill, very bold
@jooseppi4728
@jooseppi4728 4 жыл бұрын
PLZ continue this and give me more inspiration to continue playing CK2 with all other different characters of the world I haven't yet played
@GNerdful
@GNerdful 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the basic rule of ck2: never show mercy.
@Ausgephilipt
@Ausgephilipt 4 жыл бұрын
Yess more ck 2 literally my favourite videos at your ck 2 vids
@broomhilda7822
@broomhilda7822 4 жыл бұрын
Finally!! Hahaha love these CK2 vids keep it up
@GrievousFrom
@GrievousFrom 4 жыл бұрын
I would like to congratulate you, Koifish, for being the only one funny and enough of a spaz to make this game fun for me to watch.
@elimm25
@elimm25 4 жыл бұрын
"We're on equal footing" *River Crossing penalty
@grigorijjefimovicrasputin7616
@grigorijjefimovicrasputin7616 4 жыл бұрын
Great video Greetings from Slovakia
@jesperwestfal1030
@jesperwestfal1030 4 жыл бұрын
Nice video man!
@sergejsalonski6130
@sergejsalonski6130 4 жыл бұрын
What about the fourth and fifth brother Hrvoje and Srboljub
@Koifish
@Koifish 4 жыл бұрын
They will get to join too! >:D
@hamarbiljungskile8953
@hamarbiljungskile8953 4 жыл бұрын
Those two will end up killing each other.
@sergejsalonski6130
@sergejsalonski6130 4 жыл бұрын
@@hamarbiljungskile8953 it's so sad and funny its true
@Pan_Borsuk
@Pan_Borsuk 4 жыл бұрын
I'm Polish and I was crying with laughter. Please continue.
@zackamor8043
@zackamor8043 4 жыл бұрын
10:26 That moment when there was an Abdullah XD hahaha
@Ottocide
@Ottocide 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Gods another one! X'D "I'm really really scarred. I look like a jigsaw puzzle in the face!" X'D
@elkohala157
@elkohala157 4 жыл бұрын
Amigo me encanta tu ingles, lo entiendo demasiado bien que hasta me asombra y tus videos 10/10. Me daba flojera usar el traductor sorry xd
@hardcoe0rocker
@hardcoe0rocker 4 жыл бұрын
BOOOOOOOOI you deserve the like before even starting the video. Idc what you play, you just got the perfect personality for this.
@Koifish
@Koifish 4 жыл бұрын
HEHE thank you my dude >:D
@cheekychief2273
@cheekychief2273 4 жыл бұрын
Ah the medieval party music mix, a man of culture I see
@orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332
@orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332 4 жыл бұрын
Just finished to watch all of your CKII vids today, that's timing.
@Koifish
@Koifish 4 жыл бұрын
Very good! :D Even the series?
@orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332
@orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332 4 жыл бұрын
@@Koifish Yes, even the series. It is not my most productive day, or maybe it is ? xD
@johntheknight3062
@johntheknight3062 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Greetings from Czech republic aka Bohemia. :D
@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug2878
@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug2878 4 жыл бұрын
I unite slavs as Rurik, that was hard. Next step - form Czardom (как пишется царство?), thats realy impossible.
@abu5364
@abu5364 4 жыл бұрын
Tsardom
@tasse0599
@tasse0599 4 жыл бұрын
czardom is alright
@piotrgrzadziela8475
@piotrgrzadziela8475 4 жыл бұрын
@@tasse0599 But tsardom is the Internationally accepted form.
@IKickYourAssdudee
@IKickYourAssdudee 4 жыл бұрын
Yo! Nice twist at the end. :D
@aloethereqt
@aloethereqt 4 жыл бұрын
if you make the second part I will declare you as MY king
@nevskystuff5271
@nevskystuff5271 4 жыл бұрын
*Hardbass intensifies*
@Koifish
@Koifish 4 жыл бұрын
*Blin increases*
@pigman-nl7fg
@pigman-nl7fg 4 жыл бұрын
lol "How to make allies and influence Vassels." Any body seeing the resemblance to "How to make friends and influence people"
@FryzuxD
@FryzuxD 4 жыл бұрын
I'm curently doing that as Slezanie. Suprisingly, It looks like I'm biting more into Germany/France/Italy, than into Rus.
@Arkanz223
@Arkanz223 4 жыл бұрын
You're my favourite KZbinr at now xd
@WTFisDrifting
@WTFisDrifting 4 жыл бұрын
Watching again hoping part two is coming soon
@balken20
@balken20 4 жыл бұрын
Can you do the average swedish mount and blade fire and sowrd experience?
@mordreek
@mordreek 5 ай бұрын
Koifish's goblin laugh gives me life :P
@Mugistan
@Mugistan 4 жыл бұрын
that sounds like genghis khan with extra steeps
@tforutforson7262
@tforutforson7262 4 жыл бұрын
Koifish I miss Thicc Sonic from Kenshi. Can't wait for episode 4 :)
@user-fp5dw4ff3d
@user-fp5dw4ff3d 4 жыл бұрын
You’re absolutely mad and I love it
@freealter
@freealter 4 жыл бұрын
*Reincarnates as brother* *Loses 80% of land*
@kamian8954
@kamian8954 4 жыл бұрын
BEST VIDEO EVER
@Lord_Imperius
@Lord_Imperius 4 жыл бұрын
"I am taking my son to the battle. But be careful, he is a homosexual." I died :D
@maxbruh2114
@maxbruh2114 4 жыл бұрын
älskar dig kioskmongo
@mikinius
@mikinius 4 жыл бұрын
Loved it!
@Koifish
@Koifish 4 жыл бұрын
Very good :D
@Orquet
@Orquet 4 жыл бұрын
Things just went crazy!!
@ahumanbiscuit2629
@ahumanbiscuit2629 3 жыл бұрын
This seems very much like kilian experience, and usually I would be angry about a leech off of one of my favourite youtubers, but kilians upload schedule I'm using this as like off brand stuff
@ernestgoebiowski1350
@ernestgoebiowski1350 4 жыл бұрын
Hey sir, I just want to givve you smal tips in pronouncing polish last names about that which contains "ch" you simply read it as "h". Great video, lots of fun, regards 🤗
@ojnopulp4563
@ojnopulp4563 4 жыл бұрын
Is this ck2+? Lots of options ive never seen before. I have some of the dlc, but not all of it
@rubenromanus6875
@rubenromanus6875 Жыл бұрын
“My boots might be wet but so am I. I AM WET.WAHHH” king dobislav of Greater Poland
@ryanrusch3976
@ryanrusch3976 3 жыл бұрын
14:40 marriage to the sea, we will never leave you again moja miłość
@bleflar9183
@bleflar9183 4 жыл бұрын
1:50 As a polish person i can confirm this is how we prenounce that here.
@shonrakun2089
@shonrakun2089 4 жыл бұрын
Well i wish was in the land of Gotton old time dar am not forgotton look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie land.....(keep it going😂😅) (and the Name of the song is dixie land)
@shockeffects3029
@shockeffects3029 4 жыл бұрын
Great video, but why are there 11 ads? Is that just on my end?
@jeroenpolle8826
@jeroenpolle8826 4 жыл бұрын
Tripaloski Intensifies
@Sheyl3319
@Sheyl3319 4 жыл бұрын
Your voice is the best
@jonathanengblom4257
@jonathanengblom4257 4 жыл бұрын
''Chioz...Chioz....?!.... Chiozmongo!'' hahahahahaha! Found that very funny.
@justanavarageguy
@justanavarageguy 4 жыл бұрын
"the slavs can never be united" truer words were never spoken
@WILLIAN_1424
@WILLIAN_1424 3 жыл бұрын
It never goes well when we try to unite the slavs, we can only be united if it was a confederation, but a trully unified slavic nation is completelly impossible
@nuet6906
@nuet6906 4 жыл бұрын
1:46 Choscisko Chowscicko KISOKMONGO!
@brendan9868
@brendan9868 4 жыл бұрын
*very good*
@user-oh9xl5fz8f
@user-oh9xl5fz8f 4 жыл бұрын
О, нас объединяет Рыба / Oh, the fish unite us
@kennethstople3969
@kennethstople3969 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahah, herregud så bra
@zwinnytygrys9865
@zwinnytygrys9865 4 жыл бұрын
Jeeeej! POLSKA STRONK, Good luck!
@flotnar2512
@flotnar2512 4 жыл бұрын
Another glorious video koi (also would you be willing to play as croatia? I tried and they tend to be pretty hard since they get fecked by hungary and venecia a lot) Also, if i make a 64 bit retro pirate adventure game in the following year or two and it turns out decent, would you be willing to play it? No pressure i will just get dissapoi ted and denounce you if you refuse I will also take your niece
@QuietOkami
@QuietOkami 4 жыл бұрын
You really need to change your succession law to primogeniture or something other than gravelkind once you reform the faith. It would likely of have prevented your kingdom splitting on death.
@linusfermfelt8858
@linusfermfelt8858 4 жыл бұрын
Kioskmongo xD för fan Koifish
@MolpPlom
@MolpPlom 4 жыл бұрын
Where the f@!k do you as non-slav know the Legend of Lech Czech and Rus. Koifish. You make me proud to be slavic. In a weird way.
@nathanc939
@nathanc939 4 жыл бұрын
It is in the description of the decision.
@fanofcodd
@fanofcodd 4 жыл бұрын
I'm French and I know the legend. "Wasted" too many time reading books.
@user-sc8eh2ul1k
@user-sc8eh2ul1k Жыл бұрын
"Rus" name of Balto-Finnish tribe like "Русь/Чудь/Голядь/Весь", at what time he become slavic 😅😂? And brother of foreign tribes?😅
@justcallmehfenux1186
@justcallmehfenux1186 4 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@WeebFox69
@WeebFox69 4 жыл бұрын
You are amazing.....can you do the St Thomas dream challenge ...Mr koi fish
@lna3108
@lna3108 4 жыл бұрын
SLAVA BROTHERS PRAISE COMRADE KOIFISH
@Koifish
@Koifish 4 жыл бұрын
PRAISE THE SLAVIC UNION! URAAAAAAAAA!
@alejandromurcia6858
@alejandromurcia6858 4 жыл бұрын
Under Fascism
@lna3108
@lna3108 4 жыл бұрын
@@alejandromurcia6858 nah facism is doo doo
@D3V1L444
@D3V1L444 4 жыл бұрын
@The Nova renaissance It's not a fascist symbol you ignorant twat. It's an old Slavic symbol called "Kolovrat."
@lna3108
@lna3108 4 жыл бұрын
@The Nova renaissance god another one of you idiots mistaking an ancient symbol of my people for the symbol of those nazi dogs
@jackknighttheoriginal1956
@jackknighttheoriginal1956 4 жыл бұрын
18:10 that's what it does, that's all it does.
@bombiarz7762
@bombiarz7762 4 жыл бұрын
Nie widziałem, że Kujawiakom dali Ziemię Łęczycką. Zajebiście.
@baze98
@baze98 4 жыл бұрын
Petition for a 1 hour episode of ck2
@timowinkel434
@timowinkel434 4 жыл бұрын
Saxons Everywhere, Unite! Start as Saxony in the early middle ages and conquer both all of germany and the british isles.
@GamingPenguin4545
@GamingPenguin4545 4 жыл бұрын
You Just need to own all of Saxony and England as either a Saxon or Anglo-Saxon
@timowinkel434
@timowinkel434 4 жыл бұрын
I know. The limitation was for roleplaying purposes, but still thank you for your insight, I appreciate it.
@ginja_ninja242
@ginja_ninja242 4 жыл бұрын
10/10, would unify again
@gerwazy1686
@gerwazy1686 4 жыл бұрын
What is the song witch you added in 19:55 ?
@Denis-rn9qk
@Denis-rn9qk 4 жыл бұрын
Slavic Pagan War Drums | Svetovid
@CarlMarx
@CarlMarx 4 жыл бұрын
Should do King of the Flies next
@Mrmatex1200
@Mrmatex1200 4 жыл бұрын
You should choose for the reformation of religion enatic clans. It's like primogeniture for tribals.
@lolmode6749
@lolmode6749 4 жыл бұрын
Where u from ,dude? 🤔😄
@daemon2371
@daemon2371 4 жыл бұрын
Koifish that's almost the way to speak Polish almost... :P
@KiritoGimenezV
@KiritoGimenezV 4 жыл бұрын
You need to stream this 2 😂
@zverkan4004
@zverkan4004 4 жыл бұрын
i really like how Serbia is in constant civil war , very realistic , and there are multiple Serbian countrys. Very realistic , like the video!
@jeffreyhoon
@jeffreyhoon 4 жыл бұрын
Good thing your wife didn't have cravings for trouts eye. You can only substitute with- Oh wait, you already did. Though I think I also remember Slavics can also do a ritual that can help them in the war, not your first one, another one, can't remember which. I think I remembered sacrificing my daughter and got an owl in the process.
@misanthropicservitorofmars2116
@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 4 жыл бұрын
You have so many ads. How do you even remain monetized? Is it the accent?
@SiberianOldPal
@SiberianOldPal 4 жыл бұрын
As a slav, I am pleased
@riposta7899
@riposta7899 4 жыл бұрын
dawaj dawaj!.
@voxlknight2155
@voxlknight2155 4 жыл бұрын
on behalf of all of the balkan slavs i must ask.....What about us? We want in too!
@ReetVeter2000
@ReetVeter2000 4 жыл бұрын
Why does Koifish sound like a funny but devious uncle to me?
@martingomez8108
@martingomez8108 4 жыл бұрын
I want to see some Basque achivement. Please
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