Real Cavalry Hours - Total War Cavalry Only Challenge

[@Koifish]

*CAVALRY ONLY IN 2021 LET'S GO BABYYY* Hello HELLO! KOIFISH BACK, after spending a week writing essays and crying 🐒 MANY more videos coming this week, including Crusader Kings and Bannerlord + some shorts!

[@jakubreliga2549]

5:07 its hard to say but your right we hate paying taxes and in Polish we say atakować instead of atake

[@kacperlupa5453]

9:12 Kurwa- bi#ch japierdole-im fu#k

[@lemon9048]

Good videos it's so much fun

[@historytank5673]

My love for your channel has been timed by a thousands hearing you listened to Sabaton.... then again your Swedish.

[@mattmcdonald4033]

You should do pikemen only next

[@Topothetop]

*The Swadians want to know your location*

[@averagecalisthenicsguy1504]

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[@robertcurry389]

Nooo!! You’re supposed to fight on foot in an honorable and respectable manner!!! *hAha HOrsE gO KLop klOp*

[@thebrazilianhistorian6530]

A Swedish man charging with a lance and a Ushanka, i should be scared.

[@pavelmorozov6599]

i thought the swedes were too busy becoming a minority in their own country

[@paulfrancistorres7144]

@@pavelmorozov6599 How do you mean?

[@FlSKMASTER]

@@paulfrancistorres7144 Ignore him, he's just spouting just some anti-immigrant nonsense

[@ebbysharp1887]

"Poland! That's the 'P' that separates us!" That statement cured every disease I had.

[@matthaeusdecuiavia8637]

Koifish: "Sorry, but this letter is in Polish. I can't read it." Poles: "Understandable. Have a nice day"

[@deluxehipster8714]

"WARSAW RICE" I fucking cant.

[@calicoo8660]

8:58 best "kurwa" and "ja pierdole" I ever heard and Im from Poland

[@noviceleader8745]

I saw winged hussars charge in the end I have been satisfied (also the part where you swear in Polish while charging Turks really got me) (not mentioning you actually sounded Polish) (I like)

[@Mnnadr62]

since Dutch is a made out languages they couldn't communicate with *HORSES* that got me good

[@miskapiska2188]

Paardenlul

[@Cockus_Blockius]

Hondenlul

[@techspinster]

Calvary charge across Europe... this pleases Attila

[@bazingabigbong9065]

Warsaw Rice is a Common Polish dish consisting of matted sawdust to mimic a grain and vodka to wash it down

[@gergelylaszlo5463]

napoleon:" cavalry will never be succesfull without a little infantry support" koifish: HOLD MY BEER

[@DuckingDuke]

"You are going to college" *sends Gentleman into a weavery* Ok then xD

[@arandomwalk]

“If you’re not sitting on a horse, stay indoors” Made me laugh big time

[@trojakmen]

"kurwa" "ja pierdole" XDDDDD

[@sir_fuckwit]

Nie zabrzmieć niegrzecznie, ponieważ używam tłumaczenia. Ale to, co powiedziałeś przetłumaczone na angielski, brzmiało: „Pierdolę mnie”. Czy to prawda, czy też Tłumacz jest dziwny? Przepraszam również, ponieważ nie mam pojęcia, jak mówić po polsku i używam tłumacza

[@Xiled]

@@sir_fuckwit kurwa=fuck but "japierdole" is hard to translate to english because this mean literally "i'm fucking" and u don't must used translator because many polish people can this language more or less

[@sir_fuckwit]

@@Xiled Oh, thanks dude.

[@Xiled]

@Christopher Garringer u have mean in polish? when yes, i agree with u, idk why but ours profanities are funny xD

[@Xiled]

@Christopher Garringer in my opinion "im fucking" have no sense in english but in polish "japierdole" is funny when friend say that, but when i saying that usually i'am angry and frustrated when i losing again in game

[@deepdark4738]

An Austrian was just minding his day until some horses from Prussia decided to steppe on him P.S. would love to see the VOD for the 12 hr livestream since i can't catch most of it

[@lordsimonicus3479]

1:56 I love the names of these guys, Johann of barefoot and Adam of rectangle

[@antonitraczyk4246]

polish people eat Pierogi and also i love your videos pls make more especially on poland ;)

[@nothinginterestinghere.8335]

I have nothing to say,But,The Only thing I would think about,That this bad boy is also based

[@sineupp]

the last scene is winged hussars against ottomans, but not a single "when the winged hussars arrived". HowDareYou.mp4

[@pepsicornflower]

Koifish swearing in Polish sounds gorgeous

[@mediocremenace4566]

(Brings a gun to a sword fight) that isn’t cheating that’s Prussian ingenuity - Christian Thomasius - 1704

[@JakubPol]

2:56 had me dying, as a polish person I can confirm that we have Warsaw rice

[@gluesniffingdude]

"I had a hard time deciding between Poland-Lithuania with their winged huskers, and the Austrians with their not-winged hussars"

[@_Kumacz_]

Well kinda a rice dish Gołabki Meat mixed with rice wrapped in kabbage

[@petruradu7242]

everyone gangasta until infantry starts forming squares

[@ryanlaird6447]

Ahh 18th century blitzkrieg

[@Ykan-dh5hl]

An "... only" video with France ? Cause it would have been fitted for cavalry, but you could try with pikes only ? Other comments talked about that

[@harrydarwin1874]

I cannot unhear “Warsaw Rice!” Now

[@doubos]

Waiting for the Koifish hey ya cover

[@holabuenas7200]

Wait, this was uploaded 55 minutes ago?! I though it was years old...

[@YunsAvatar]

"Stay Cavalry my Dudes" *Wonders how to type a reply with hooves*

[@lephantomchickn3676]

"That wasn't cheating, that was Prussian enginuity!" -Koi

[@internetuser320]

6:02 Taking​ a​ gun​ to​ a​ sword​ fight​ be​ like:

[@austingole4861]

I have replayed these few seconds more times than I probably should have, thank you for making it easier to do

[@internetuser320]

@@austingole4861 no​ problem

[@204hari]

"Armenians?! Oh, I'm about to pull a Turk on these poor souls!" Proceeds to laugh maniacally :')

[@Donbasos14]

Funfact: Since the Dutch could not communicate with horses, they slaughtered them for meat instead and made a deepfried snack out of it (Frikandel). We used oxen and cows for ploughing until we had tractors. We didn't use cavalry anyway because we were in a perpetual bog and flooding area (fixed that in the previous century). "cycles away". Also: GEKOLONISEERD!

[@raf9700]

The song is about gołąbki

[@pawekucharskizni6121]

Wonderful "kurwa ja pierdolę" at the end :D

[@birgaripadam7112]

6:54 no koifish he is pursuing enemy ghosts so they will not haunt you

[@jasondoherty7497]

Prussians embracing their inner Parthian

[@unknownorigin7433]

you thinking about golobki - rice and meat wrapped in cabbage - but most Polish is sausage and vodka

[@jarskil8862]

Golobki sounds like Finnish *Kaalikääryle* It has rice and meat inside gabbage. They are usually steamed.

[@MedjayofFaiyum]

Ah, another quality KOIFISH report!

[@skyman827]

Koifish doing an Empire: Total War video with the Prussians? *Prussian noises intensify*

[@bkdgaming5923]

Hey koifish

[@Koifish]

Hey BKDGAMING

[@murrle1819]

Pikemen finally have a use: Fighting against Koifish

[@chesterzimmerman7752]

Militia only challenge 😂 or irregular challenge

[@dementedkhan4008]

Have done before as America, using only Conscripts and Minutemen. Pretty fun to spam.

[@bezzat9879]

"If youre not sitting on a horse,stay indoors"

[@OurCorper]

Kofish playng prussia *BRITHS GRANADIERS INTENSEFIES"

[@TheKellerLogan]

Broo you’re a madman! That’s why you just got a new subscriber ❤️

[@schmid1.079]

*THEN THE* totally average *HUSSARS ARRIVED!*

[@bombidil3]

It's all fun and games until the other nations discover.... SQUARES

[@darthrevan9499]

2:50 we have gołąbki (meaning pigeons) which is rice in cabbage

[@darthrevan9499]

2:58 here you go mate :D

[@darthrevan9499]

8:58 best kurwa and ja pierdole i've ever heard from foreigner

[@darthrevan9499]

try saying "nożesz kurwa ja japierdole" pls

[@jamesineson4609]

oh shit! He's fighting with GNOMES! LOLOL

[@hawkins5439]

Rhodoks are rolling in their castle.

[@handlesarecringe957]

Ah yes, I remember the Grand Prussian charge in Dixieland

[@correaleez]

"That wasn't cheating, that was prussian ingenuity."

[@dcanedemboyz7431]

The great Warsaw rice fields

[@NODnuke45]

Last time I played Medieval 2 Total War I was doing this "challenge" as the Holy Roman Empire and I didn't even know it, I just did it because it kept working, what a coincidence!

[@SpaceKnight105]

Bro that was my comment saying do Calvary

[@zmeu_md3831]

i remember using heavy shock cavalry meta back in days with medieval II total war )))

[@zaoda1357]

those Swedish always killing Saxons

[@tomasdetrein7783]

As a Dutchman i van confidently say that we can speak with horses no problem. In fact we have ponypark slagharen wich is a place designed for talking with and dating pony’s.

[@SpaceKnight105]

Another video suggestion “ can you beat empire total war with only camels 🐪”

[@mrmason2314]

Pike only when (okay maybe some musket to make it fair lol)

[@henryofskalitz2151]

Day 8 of asking Koi for more Viking Pope

[@mateuszkowalski2235]

5:04 you are damn right

[@Lord_Raymund]

The best part of the video XD 4:55

[@Ruki1411]

oh god, 17th century and use only calvary, it's really a challenge > .

[@johnisaiah985]

Shingen would be proud

[@xintarisvladimiros972]

I think it would be cool to try pikes only

[@e.noodles]

w a r s a w , r i c e !

[@jawahrnamen42]

Melé infantry only is a must

[@thej8903]

Loving the Chungus Among Us

[@CM-tt7kh]

Koifish you should the do militia only challenge

[@PatchWorkExe]

Neat.

[@axemainiac]

Drummers only next!!

[@emperormemehelmii4057]

*KoiSUS*

[@tsumigo]

This was EPIICC

[@salkin350]

As long they all dont Karree you its a good taktic

[@thekrakensw1638]

Please do pike men only @koifish

[@MCStormy]

Can you do some shogun 2 challenges as well?

[@talhahrashid5712]

I fucking love SABATON

[@annyeonghaseyothisfight5897]

We need the full version of that hey ya cover :(

[@daemon2371]

Yea worldwide know Polish rice, legend says that Marco Polo took some of the rice and give it to the chinese ruler as a gift, and the rest is history

[@kacperlupa5453]

Husaris talk ,,JEZUS MARIA" when harging. Yes a im front Poland and my English ja not good.

[@mohamedjear8917]

An early version of the Blitzkrieg 😂😂

[@lebrongamesyt847]

Polish National food is pierogi for sure.

[@thecop3188]

2:54 "Uprising" song

[@gonavygonavy1193]

PIKES ONLY IN EMPIRE

[@caos1925]

hmm what will be the polish special, seeing how fast you can get torn apart by prussia austria and russia?

[@handsome_mr_wolf7648]

Give us "Real Infantry Hours"

[@cyberzul2269]

Kurwa, ja pierdole were the words that people heard in 1683 in Vienna

[@miltiadesdemetriou5924]

Lets push koifish to 300k subs for a 24 hour livestream!!!

[@mike_Yeetbaby]

Damn where did the hate come from :'( -dutchman

[@indosus9432]

Lol before this vid created I imagine if there's a man doing a calvary only And Walah kolfish do that

[@derkylos]

Camel only? Elephant only? Give the Indians some love :P

[@karstenman]

Thanks for the Dutch joke

[@warkillerman5044]

9:00 im bosnian and i feel atacked

[@brandonchdib5380]

Mega pog