Real Freedom Hours - Empire Total War

[@Koifish]

*AMERICA! FREEDOM! THE MARATHA CONFEDERACY!* wait what *GEORGE WASHINGTON!!!* Install Raid for Free ✅ Mobile and PC: clik.cc/opQdK and get a special starter pack 💥 Available only for the next 30 days 💥

[@micless4241]

Fist Heart me

[@hectorperez6160]

Reaal taco 🌮 hours please

[@Ghost12314]

Lol, did they also paid you to say that?

[@ludmilacascaval1668]

Real Portuguese Hours pwease

[@colemanscollard2207]

good video. stop using dixie land in your videos. its like playing the anthem of nazi germany.

[@lephantomchickn3676]

I don't know how Koifish manages to know the history of every nation he plays as well as consistently make it funny, absolutely genius.

[@Koifish]

I read a lot and have a pretty good memory, but It's not SUPER good which sometimes makes me mix things up :D

[@blorblin]

@@Koifish I am similar in that regard.

[@hellshing4866]

It's freaking impressive!

[@disabledpigeon7265]

@@Koifish oh you read books? Unsubscribed

[@TheBobes]

Historians: "Why would our ancestors slaughter the natives in such a manner?" Koifish: *"THIS IS THE SHIT I WANT TO DO MAN! THIS IS FUCKIN EPIC!"*

[@oomsou5018]

Tbf not doing that was an alien concept to most of the planet back then.

[@MyFunnyVids888]

@@oomsou5018 including the natives

[@TheAlders28]

"I WILL INVADE AFGANISTAN WITH GEORGE WASHINGTON" *Invades Balochistan* "VICTORY IN AFGHANISTAN" He a little confused but he got the spirit.

[@jirkazalabak1514]

There is no better way to honor the legacy of Operation Desert Storm than by invading the wrong country.

[@francisconolasco8386]

'We're protestants. Arguably the coolest version of Christianity. 'Cause you're allowed to killed yourself. And still go to heaven. VeRy Coool!' - Some Martin Luther-level theological gems right there

[@MrAlex_Raven]

0:55 "Waterproof Teabags"; I don't know why but I feel that is a very under appreciated joke in this video.

[@maciekapinski491]

Joking about Afghanistan now is a bold move to be sure I love it

[@williamapple7705]

That was unironically a very Nathaniel Greene-esque battle. he was all about stacking defensive lines, his most famous battle (The Battle of Guilford Courthouse) being very much like that.

[@nothinginterestinghere.8335]

"A foolish Man complains about Britain's Colonization of their lands,But a wise man Overthrows it". -George Tzu

[@blorblin]

And then colonizes other people like a boss

[@davisdelp8131]

@@blorblin ye

[@lesdodoclips3915]

How can the coloniser complain about what they themselves are?

[@Tjark-cf9to]

Petition to make a custom recruitable unit called "florida men"

[@Smelly556]

Alligator cavalry

[@blorblin]

I'm in the airport waiting in an endless stagnant line, and your sense of humor is my only salvation. Thank you carppiscine.

[@michaelrizka]

Hope you're not in the Kabul airport man, the line there is, "concerning"

[@blorblin]

@@michaelrizka yeah I was at LAX, but my dad joked about how it looked like the photos from Kabul.

[@ikeabeancan]

As an Ohioan, I can conclude that this video is factual, however, it doesn't showcase Ohio's godly reign over humanity, and that's the only downside.

[@carltonleboss]

Wait, it's all Ohio?

[@chasegay1209]

@@carltonleboss always has been

[@wotan8881]

From Michigan. FUCK OHIO

[@Redguyiscool]

Ohio top 5 worst state

[@shanezorn7882]

As a Michigander I say that’s bullshit

[@andrewmellen8092]

A Swede singing an Irish-American Civil War song…not something you see everyday😂

[@Ballin4Vengeance]

“No taxation without representation, because United States has become an independent nation.” I don’t remember this line from Hamilton

[@BigBossXCV]

6:36 Another settlement needs your help

[@wayawendigo9557]

3:20 I’m native and this is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while

[@vegetableman3911]

Playing ‘British Grenadiers’ as the Americans slaughter the natives is the most blursed thing ever

[@TheSykoRC]

Waterproof teabags? Thats genius. You only Need on teabag for the Rest of your Life

[@mateuszmazur6222]

The Spiffing Brit would be disappointed in this video. *Shakes head in Queens English*

[@chuckn4851]

GOOD

[@talkinggun3842]

@@chuckn4851 based

[@stxrenegade]

OMFG i starting cough laughing at "water proof teabags"

[@parkergiele]

Quite the timing to invade Afghanistan..

[@MonsterCC]

Washing-ton Washing-ton, Six foot eight, weighs a ducking ton.

[@nickolasvulcan9536]

Not even a minute into the video and Koifish is being bayzed

[@kabob0077]

Whenever Koifish uploads, I know it's going to be a good day. Now, *Clears throat* AS THE DARKNESS FALLS AND AMERICA CALLS ONE MAN SPREADS HIS WINGS AS THE BATTLE BEGINS MAY THE LAND LAY CLAIM UNTO GEORGE'S NAME

[@alfiejob6546]

SEVEN PILLARS OF FREEDOM LIGHT THE WAY.

[@sylveradercyl7283]

Which George

[@alfiejob6546]

@@sylveradercyl7283 Washington.

[@SpaceKnight105]

America the motion picture but it’s koi fish

[@fivestarfire]

"Copper-bottom keels~ Cannonades with the fur~" -T-pain probably.

[@MedjayofFaiyum]

Koifish: I COULD PUNCH A BALD EAGLE Me, an intellectual: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Koifish became the 250th President of the United States of America

[@jesja12]

Waterproof teabags could actually have helped at a certain party in Boston.

[@walnzell9328]

United States of America: No taxation without representation! The US territories of Guam, Puerto Rico, American Samoa, US Virgin Islands, and the Northern Mariana Islands: Bruh.

[@DIEGhostfish]

They don't pay federal income tax. Not sure about socsec.

[@Baldwin-iv445]

​@@DIEGhostfishThey do pay social security, though I don't know if the money goes to socsec itself.

[@israelg9953]

Koifish wasn't the president we voted for but he's the president we needed

[@arkadyromanov7803]

The waterproof teabag joke almost excused the raid ad.

[@ryanrusch3976]

"And more regulations than you can shake a stick at" Why must the Swede be correct!

[@punishedluke3406]

Missed an opportunity to loose Kabul

[@kayisminehue1536]

Those poems are becoming better and better by each episode

[@walnzell9328]

4:02 It's probably scabies actually. Benjamin Franklin was quite the player.

[@maximilianolimamoreira5002]

yeah, he loved to philander with the locals.

[@Threxer]

Luckily the Big Mac hadn't been invented yet, or else your armies would have halved movement speed.

[@marcksman7896]

someone tell Koifish if he punches a bald eagle then he'd be commiting a federal crime under the Bald and Golden Eagle Protection Act.

[@falan9103]

cmon koifish WE NEED TO LIBERATE KABUL

[@Wooper160atThePond]

Kabul would never have fallen if Koifish was in charge

[@Baldwin-iv445]

He would do what must be done.

[@ZeDawgear]

3:07 That joke was so funny it darn near killed me, but that's ok cause I still get to go to Heaven! >;D

[@odysseycreedgaming3779]

He knows more then real usa citizens

[@pjthehomelessmage]

This man throws around more rhymes than Steph Curry throws 3s

[@luishart5279]

I love how koifish has the same musical repertoire as I do.

[@kevinhamby2969]

Why did the water proof tea bag joke make me laugh so hard😂😂😂

[@WeeCookie96]

Koifush is exactly what Afghanistan needs right now

[@reallyFrogman]

Regulations? Not in my country! Yes I've had 4 heart attacks this week due to the unhealthy fast food but at least I'm free

[@mikeymike3835]

"And mislabel it as PASTA" LMAO 😂😂 Im dead.

[@YunsAvatar]

13:41 This line plays a lot more sad this week.

[@dominicd1294]

i have waited for this for so long

[@hectorperez6160]

Real taco 🌮 hours please!!!!!!

[@maximilianolimamoreira5002]

@Ze4l Fish too risky, due to the pandemic.

[@mchagnon7]

2:48 Translation: This wig will turn you into a total chad.

[@nothsa1107]

I have never seen a video of such high meme quality.

[@sirsnake9536]

Invading Baluchistan and calling it Afghanistan is a very american thing to do

[@michaelrizka]

Koifish you haven't done real freedom hours if you're not pulling out of Afghanistan 1 turn after you capture it

[@Baldwin-iv445]

More like twenty, but I see your point.

[@frederickiiprussia7699]

Our amazing Swedish Coifish has delivered again

[@Alan-zp9qd]

I hope that americans didn't go away from afghanistan after taking Kabul in the next episode. WAIT A SEC...

[@victorconway444]

“We don’t own Florida???” In a better world…

[@drjellybeanjr1252]

Thank you Mr Koifish for this wonderful video. In light of recent events, we really needed a video like this. P.S. If you do continue this series please invade canada so we can show them who really won the war of 1812.

[@WinterPhoenixForestKirin]

Great American rap in the beginning!

[@laszlokovacs7909]

For the next episode when you get the British Isles, raise taxes to max and exempt every other region. True revenge.

[@MrFab-cd8ps]

Oh boy I just love your vids AMAZING

[@conradshtock3039]

daggum, Koifish is REALLY getting into the rhyming...

[@EgyptianMuslim76]

You've given me an unexplainable love for the Norwegian accent 😏

[@RagefaceYoshi]

Damn Trump was born early and finally built that wall huh? 9:05

[@vidasseikis7228]

nice vid koifish i love you kip it up

[@Namoamitabha_]

11:24 Indian from India Go to Indian in America to become the true Indian!

[@Donbasos14]

Decomposing, wauw, nice actually

[@CarlMarx]

Koifish selects Norge, me: 😍 Koifish actually selects Amerika, me: 😑

[@staatspresidentg.d.2554]

Koifish, When will there be Neuken in de Keuken again? 😂

[@mason9renee224]

Thanks for doing America koifish

[@WombatOfDisaster]

I really should've seen the Afghanistan Bit coming lol

[@mivapusa]

I thought Koifish was Finnish. As a Dane, realizing he's Swedish is... hmmm. Might have to bap him on the noggin with a stick if he crosses the ice.

[@SwornInvictus]

Of course he's gonna go and invade Afghanistan with George Washington LMAO very cool

[@odinvonjutland9086]

Now Koifish u got to play Norway and retake Iceland and Vinland

[@chuckn4851]

As an American, I didn't think that this could have gotten any more American, and then the game AI literally said "Mission Impossible" EDIT: And then the Native American slaughter began

[@Settra_]

stay away from my oil koifish

[@erlinga..thommesen8943]

Now im sad u didnt do Norway 😔

[@tomtomed1]

Elite troop only play through? Might work better in Napoleon tho because you can have multiple of the same unit and I don't think you can in empire (been too long since I played)

[@Koifish]

I was thinking another round of artillery only, but in late game, with rockets and the puckle gun >:D

[@luishart5279]

@@Koifish Great idea!

[@tomtomed1]

@@Koifish let the puckle put them in a pickle!

[@artetamenta]

Afganistan bro so ironic

[@c1rkuswastaken]

"real hours" Lasts 15 minutes. Im sad, but satisfied.

[@YunsAvatar]

Nathaniel Greene is pronounced like the color. See, I would know, since I grew up in and live in a County named after him.

[@alexeysaprykin8784]

I think you should try "Imperial Destroyer" mod

[@piuro2]

Freeeeeedoooooooooom

[@Lucius2407]

"and talking about gender studies" Love it! XD

[@reileyscoyote7976]

Koifish the rapper?!? Koiminem? Lol Koi?

[@kebertxela941]

Minutemen OP.

[@Nogoodideaforname]

Så søt du er når du snakker norsk @Koifish ^_^

[@barkan4692]

I was watching your video when my grandad came and told me to "turn this fucking goebbels off" Hi from Belarus btw

[@privatecookie29]

Based Koifish

[@yaboipalps8616]

0:41 what's the music ?

[@genji5675]

The fact that he conquered pakistan instead of afghanistan

[@dominicd1294]

yes finlly

[@alvaroruiz4527]

Besides the faction mod, what mods are you using? Your Empire looks spectacular

[@the-Svante]

Örebro gang rise up :)

[@samgt0v180]

Where are the real barbary states hours koifish Love your vids by the way

[@roman_kentkent2558]

Свобода!!!!

[@cruzaider5339]

Less gooo!

[@jonsitron11]

Apropos Norge! Er Minor Nations mod å finne på Steam, eller er det den nettsiden man finner de til de eldre spillene? Herlig å se en dedikert til et av de beste (og mest ødelagte..!) TW-spillene!!

[@swall185]

Shitpost o the year right here. Well played sir.

[@7superball756]

How do you start late game?