Real Russia Hours - Empire Total War

[@Koifish]

*URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* WE ARE BACK, IN EMPIRE! And today we play as everyone's favorite Russia: RUSSIA! So make sure to CLICK that like button and subscribe, or end up like Mr. Romanov :/ Paradox is having a sale on some of their best games over at Nexus! Support Koifish and get cool games cheap at www.nexus.gg/koifish

[@thewanderer9958]

Part 2/ Soviet Union (Napoleon total war, ww1 mod campaign)

[@carouselofagony3276]

Excuse me. Kolchak's Siberian provisional government is my favorite Russia

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

*_HUZZAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!_*

[@thewanderer9958]

@@carouselofagony3276 kolchak’ll neva make it past the urals

[@БогољубГагић]

Where u from ? 😀

[@alynnidalar]

"WHERE WILL THEY LIVE? NOT MY PROBLEM!" - the entire history of conquering and colonization

[@SamuelNiemirycz]

The cannons were so effective because they were loaded with garlic.

[@Koifish]

Garlic butter smeared cannon balls :D

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

They will decimate the vampire infantry~

[@timwalsh8404]

Can the cannon balls be used for some garlic bread?

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

@@timwalsh8404 *_Fool!!_* the night wraiths must die!!

[@timthetechpriest8876]

@@Koifish I was thinking using garlic cloves as grapeshot but that works too.

[@robertcurry389]

Ah yes, thank you Mr. Koifish. Even cooler than usual. As part Cherokee Indian I was thoroughly disappointed... :(

[@Koifish]

*Real native hours inbound*

[@buchan448]

@@Koifish cani wait :D

[@mikhailnekrasov8457]

As a Russian, this is incredibly accurate to how history actually proceeded.

[@pon4ik725]

LETS RESTORE COMMUNISM COMRADE!

[@maxgullberg9733]

Except for the leader having a female surname 😅

[@tau_noob7993]

Yeah, still remember how my grandpa told me stories about how our ancestors fought vampires, loading their guns with garlic powder and saving entire villages from cock and ball torture...

[@Koifish]

@@tau_noob7993 100% historical

[@SiberianOldPal]

There is one thing wrong tho. He said that pouridge is not good. No! Kasha is very good!

[@harbl99]

10:15 -- "And that's the story of how Warren Zevon faked his death, moved to the northlands, and became a famous KZbin shitposter. The End." "Daddy, do you have any bedtime stories you didnt make up during a crack binge?" "No. Goodnight."

[@Koifish]

Cräck cocain >:D

[@РоманРогозин-з4ш]

I'm so happy for such dedication and accurate representation of this historic moment, spasibo Koifish

[@Koifish]

Gracias :D

[@swimcashew3384]

Yes Koifish love the empire stuff man. Honestly one of the funniest youtubers out there, keep up the great content man

[@Koifish]

Thanks my dude! :D

[@smookie2044]

Koifish quoting Meet the Soldier made my day lol!

[@blatonahristi5072]

-"Ivan, you can't just execute the tsar!" -"Revolution go URAAAA, blyat!"

[@barkan4692]

Thanks for the "Apple" As a Slav, I cannot resist an eager to dance while listening to this song

[@monteniggrianCRUSHER]

Tak jest dobzre

[@Ghostrebel017]

Am Russian, can confirm this is basically a documentary.

[@YunsAvatar]

As someone who's home sits on what was once Cherokee land and has been to one of their reservations, I have to fix this. It is pronounced Chair-o-key, but said fast.

[@mustardorb8867]

Underrated comment, their names sound way badass

[@OctoMatoe]

No no, i think that the swedes know how to say it, cheerioskey is the right prononciation

[@Артемий-ж8ф]

АХАХА!!! УРРРАААА!!! Отличный видос. Ни хрена не понял ни слова, но чувствую, что это ржака. Душевно, душевно. Лайк. Пойду медведю своему покажу это.

[@Роман-ь3т1ь]

Я нихуя не понял, но очень интересно. Очень захватывающе, товарищ Рыбка. Смотрели с медведем - смеялись всем ГУЛАГом, попивая водочку. За родину. За путина.

[@breaden4381]

Wow this actually makes Empire look fun.

[@danielrobertson2154]

"you carry a pike, and i'll treat you like a medieval soldier! hah!

[@aisir3725]

Russia: i fear no man, but that thing *(That one focken caucasian sword infantry)* It scares me

[@Someone-lr6gu]

>we own ukraine, it just belongs to the right people based

[@ДобрыйКит-у3р]

Some things never change

[@Astroexx]

This is actually very sad, that Koifish has low views but some reatrd with content for 3 years Old has like 5 milion views

[@StalinsSandwich]

Think about it like this unless the topic is popular at the moment you're only gonna get a half or a quarter of views in relation to sub count

[@znuffyztruggles5744]

You hating on people trying to entertain actual children?

[@red_planet344]

Койфиш, я чуть не умер от твоего "DoN VoiSkO" Лайк )

[@executeorder6559]

Everyone says isporrow is better but we all know koi fish is

[@grauerkanzler6005]

Наконец то ,очень ждал когда ты сыграешь за Россию. Приятно видеть ,что в эту игру всё ещё кто то играет и за этим интересно смотреть. Спасибо тебе за твоё творчество :)

[@НиколайЕвсюков-э1х]

For the faith of the tsar and the fatherland!

[@bananamrs]

As a Kalmyk from Kalmykia I’ll join any shenanigan from comrade Koifish now and forever, URRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@destroyerinazuma96]

Imma trigger a revolution too if I ever play this game. Sounds fun. Reminds me of creating a Republic in Shogun 2 lol.

[@wustenfuchs5962]

Интриган Алексашка Меньшиков и под республиканцев подстроится успел. Вот жук!

[@mitchellemon2463]

Очень ждал игры за Россию ,спасибо койфиш ! Привет от русского зрителя

[@elviejogenkins8402]

Magnific video bro 👍

[@stefanstoyanov2126]

"Do like the Huns and drive away from them :D"...I did it so many times!

[@PeferG17]

Koifish I like that through the revolution you had Katyusha playing in the background

[@thekriegsman1743]

Nice touch with katyusha in the background comrade

[@penttikoivuniemi2146]

Yo, the Swedes used the pike until the 1720s. Kettle calling the pot black.

[@aisir3725]

Wonder what caused them to stop

[@penttikoivuniemi2146]

@@aisir3725 Probably the evolution of the socket bayonet to be good enough that every soldier could effectively fulfill both the "shot" and "pike" roles at once.

[@aisir3725]

@@penttikoivuniemi2146 yeah, and they were wrekt in a war by country using those vayonets to extreme

[@penttikoivuniemi2146]

@@aisir3725 Russia? They were also still using pikes at the time.

[@PeterAndel44]

Yes more empire total war i need more

[@SiberianOldPal]

I'm Russian! So it's 100% like! You are very fluent in Russian, comrade! Next time sing a song! Kalinka-Malinka!

[@kairoshin]

7:41 All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces

[@tryhardyuvarlaki3179]

Koifish: Plays the great War mod with greece Me: is for me? ☺️

[@jaydavis6834]

Awesome video my dude! As always, I enjoy the empire total war content. Might be time to awaken the aztek warriors and conquer America lol

[@jarrodtrainor5179]

*Sniff Sniff* I don't smell pikemen only..

[@Koifish]

Oh god.. Don't make me do it!

[@jarrodtrainor5179]

@@Koifish not if I do it first 😉. Make a subscription goal.

[@blakefullington4515]

You should try the empire extended mod... it's new and idk if it has a playable campaign but the battles are fun

[@SpaceKnight105]

if warhammer 3 total war comes out will you start a kislev revolution

[@gakoverworld412]

Опаньки ,мое уважение

[@samisha5834]

OHH MOTHER RUSSIA UNION OF LANDS WILL OF THE PEOPLE STORNG IN COMMAND

[@m.s.8927]

Sabaton intensifies*

[@hattymchatterson2968]

Real cherry hours Cherokee into Europe playthrough

[@nedaraid3372]

7:12 - Warhammer total war - Isabella vid confirmed.

[@aaronchan4659]

You know I’m going to Russian to watch this video aye Koifish

[@fredericpfeiffer709]

As soon i saw the grenades, i turned down my music by 99%...still i cant hear anything now RIP headphones

[@jocabdh1986]

Your the best Koi Boi

[@braden_2370]

Starting off the day best

[@forlegalreasonsthatwasajok7608]

As an Ojibwe native you dissapointed me I had the lotion and the towels ready :(

[@АлексейБелюсенко]

Я уж думал, не дождусь.

[@quiahjohnson5871]

Ah Yes the Blue, Red Army is the strongest.

[@d3strk_]

Понятия не имею что я тут забыл, но мне это нравится

[@SpaceKnight105]

Speaking of warhammer? have you tried warhammer total war 2?

[@MrDrunkenDane]

The legend is fucking back!

[@Anunaxyi]

20:50 how unusual it is to hear you pronounce the name of my race and yes i am kalmyk from kalmykia))) And kalmyks dont screams Hooray or Hurrah we use scream Uralan))))

[@NordicTG]

your Crazy & but funny, another sub for you ^^ & if Floki & Helga Would have had a Son, you Would be it xD

[@mhsmmahmod936]

Green drummers are vampire hunters disguised

[@Glebasik148]

3:06 КАВАЛЬЕРИЯ

[@theonewhosleep7528]

Greetings from Kalmykia)))

[@jigglesworth2699]

The Crimea jokes were on point😂

[@Blue_Fox1939]

5:04 this laugh is funny on the one hand and Scary on the other

[@memazov6601]

Do infantry only as Russia in Hoi4

[@galvatron0810]

I was excited for the cherokee nations beacuse I live in tennessee

[@shadowwarriorshockwave3281]

Real hours when’s my Real BAVARIAN HOURS

[@aidanthompson2863]

Wow, I didn’t even know you could play as the rebels lol

[@juancarlosdegoya2757]

You can only do it if the rebellion is in your Capital

[@Stefannice]

Play as the blood magic users, Transylvania :)

[@SaintSullys]

The first time I played this game I rolled with Russia, online they were so fun but people always banned my unicorns :(

[@КириллКирилл-щ8ю]

Единственное слово что я понял вначале это "привет"

[@walnzell9328]

Totally inaccurate. You didn't starve the Ukrainians every time you went to war.

[@walnzell9328]

@DANIEL BIN OMAR - "What warcrimes?" ~The Russian Ambassador to the UN before vetoing everything.

[@FirstLast-cg9ic]

what mods did you use please put them in description every time

[@edwardmalenfant7547]

whats the name of the traditional russian song in the begining ?

[@emrecanarduc4378]

Can you say 18th century war musics name Mr Koi ?I want to listen to ALL of them :)

[@alexgaelsotorodriguez3870]

What's the song at 4:00?

[@dimondokol]

Как интересно. Щас посмотрим

[@mercenary3868]

Someone give this guy total war shogun 2

[@igorpaula3071]

Belugan Caviar, they say it is very creamy

[@Doren777]

You should do a communisnt revolution in napoleon total war: great war mod

[@cyberzul2269]

Real pierogi hours play as Poland

[@sye5767]

I love you koifish

[@azazel688]

That Russian flag looks like Kazakhstan's lul

[@azazel688]

@Ze4l Fish I think so

[@jonathonrodriguezthomas6457]

We open to Russia, Earth's Death Star.

[@Donbasos14]

I caught that TF2 reference, very good

[@varangianguard7102]

When you're so early there's 19 likes and 7 views

[@mariusweber4990]

god this is beautiful

[@Biemsvendo]

Very funny 😂😂 i like it

[@martinyan2260]

whats the mod ?

[@pakaso777]

The mod is Minor Factions Revenge. Hope it helps

[@martinyan2260]

@@pakaso777 bruh i have been waiting 2 year for a replay !

[@donovanlowe868]

i was going to play squad today

[@aronmatrai67]

Hey Koifish you should play as hungary, i really want to know can you do the same as hungary as russia (conquer half of europa) thanks!XD

[@rusenotable]

I will never understand what the hell is going on in your outro.

[@steveripethefustercluck.]

"This is not Ukraine, I mean it just belongs to the right people" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa well this did not age well

[@PakistaniLiberal]

Well in history they were a monarch

[@jamesshillinglaw6884]

Real Perorgi hours?

[@lordstig30rus]

Вопрос с Крымом решен)

[@maksymalnybul6145]

What's the mod he's playing with?

[@JopaPolzovatelya]

Are you playing with some mods?

[@Cap.Nightingale]

Svensk returmatch?

[@doniz_ka]

Aaaahhhhhh, yes, video about my country, все, как мы и ждали от вас, товарищ!

[@StealthReaper15]

Very Good!!!

[@PyrrhicPax]

"if ur a Cherokee nation person and I hyped u up there I'm sorry" lmao BRUH. Hello from the Cherokee Nation. (Otherwise known as East Oklahoma or, as the US Supreme Court calls it 🙄: the "Muscogee-Creek Reservation") U got my hopes up lmao but I'm slightly afraid of what an eastern european's impression of a Cherokee Indian is 🤣

[@znuffyztruggles5744]

Koifish is swedish, sweden is north-western European.