The Average British Mount and Blade Experience

[@Koifish]

*TALLY HOOOO!* Hope you're all having a great day so far! Whatever day it is! :D Link for stream: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGmYioaniqaBe9E

[@dredgenyor3640]

www.moddb.com/mods/independence-of-chile

[@moravianmargrave6509]

Koifish how did you get the bow???

[@ABAlphaBeta]

What-ho governor

[@romell.d4953]

noooooooooooooooooo don't go in the dark side plz!

[@Loki-Doki]

Koifish Oi koi fish remember me?

[@TheBeard147]

I WILL DRINK TEA FROM YOUR SKULL

[@Randus1058]

I WILL DRINK TEA FROM YOUR SKULL

[@llywgibbons3752]

That’s a nice cup you have on your shoulders

[@adeptusastartes2388]

LESS TALKING MORE RAIDING!!!

[@حسنالعراقي-خ9د3ذ]

LESS TALKING MORE COLONISING

[@theunlucky.]

If you can

[@moonsaves]

As an Englishman, I found this to be a terrible representation of the warfare and tactics of the British Empire. Then you started shooting poorly-armed local civilians, and I nearly spilled my tea in excitement. Jolly good. Sequel when?

[@danielrobertson2154]

look nigel, they're throwing stones now. oh and one of them hit my tea set. oh that simply won't do my boy. Boys get ready for a volley we are under heavy attack by the local... em.. Warlords.. ave at em then lads!

[@ColeTheGeek]

This deserves an Emmy XD

[@BucketPukes1969]

As an American I can’t relate to your comment. We rather see the unarmed ones getting shot 😊🔫💉🔥

[@Bandido_Casarez]

'Twas a jolly good show 👏.

[@spartankongcountry6799]

Meanwhile the russians are shooting their own soldiers

[@ThatElephantSeal]

There is nothing more British in my mind than a dude in uniform running up to an armed Frenchman and decking him in the face bare-handed. Good show

[@Eldariur]

And these *god damn* longbows

[@patch-fm]

Jolly good show indeed -pops

[@Latingunner1]

@@Eldariur mad jack????

[@alyssinclair8598]

.... that isn't what decking means..

[@gitman3486]

@@alyssinclair8598 Americans seem to think "decking" means punching itself and not, as the word implies, knocking to the ground

[@tiarnacais9656]

*starves in irish*

[@cianbarry9207]

Oh god hahaha

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

You mean *starves in western english*

[@cianbarry9207]

@@FriendlyArchpriest so it begins

[@agihammerthief8953]

*jacks up rents in absentee landlordese*

[@AlexBrown230]

@@FriendlyArchpriest You mean Western Britain?

[@warwickeng5491]

"This is Democracy manifest" *casually socks a Frenchman in the face* Yap, sounds about right

[@aesafdusyf9976]

the democracy manifest guy isn't even British though 😔

[@jermainallen7176]

@@aesafdusyf9976 the guy who said that is English. The vid is on KZbin

[@gunnerr8476]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpbMmZacjsunb9k

[@lachlan4672]

@@jermainallen7176 actually he was Australian with Hungarian descent

[@samuelsimmons1148]

That's guy was actually Australian lmao

[@PasqualItizzz]

Muskets Vs rocks, a proud British tradition!

[@err0rakadeadk4t]

Rule Britannia!

[@codingisthegame8839]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha good one mate

[@saulgallagher5668]

5:58. MAD JACK CHURCHILL WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

[@Alessandro-vl8bu]

Haha beat me to it

[@shinzel360pros8]

during that time period britain still used longbowmen to some extend and it was somewhat viable aswell

[@Juubelimies]

@@shinzel360pros8 Jack Churchill was a WW2 era officer though... And longbows in a battle during Napoleonic Wars? Do you have sources?

[@Imperiallegate1507]

Oh shut up it was just a simple joke damnés

[@vlaamscherp]

I spilled my tea

[@toompyfloyd4074]

By jove!

[@walnzell9328]

I spilled mine too. Into the ocean!

[@Old_Guard2]

Aurora The Wyvern I spilled mine too In the Boston harbor

[@toompyfloyd4074]

@@walnzell9328hElL yEaH

[@vlaamscherp]

@@Nylakalus You're correct and incorrect at the same time

[@BassaiDai123]

That footage of Major Richard Sharpe fighting off nuns with a dead chicken is hands down the most unappreciated piece of television ever brought to screen

[@stevenrothwell19]

5:15 well they took your freedom to use that version of Scotland the Brave

[@-WarCriminal-22]

Which version?

[@ArmaCookie]

William Wallice fighting for the english. Oh no.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

* screams in Scottish internally *

[@alekzander2010]

He is believed to have been a mercenary who did in fact fight for the English crown during the Welsh wars. He became an enemy of England only after Longshanks tried to take the crown of Scotland.

[@AlexBrown230]

Because how they possibly lose being lead by William Wallace.

[@SaxonSpooner]

As opposed to fighting for his French relative, as in reality.

[@SaxonSpooner]

You do know William De wallise was a Norman right?

[@Wanderer628]

*Puts British in the title, a term encompassing English, Welsh, Northern Irish and Scottish people. Scottish, Welsh, Irish nationlists: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE'RE NOT ENGLISH.

[@wu1ming9shi]

Should've added "TLDR" in front of the comment. In case people don't want to read the comment section but wanna know what's going on. XD

[@EnderMan314-USA]

@@jvl1078 The U.K includes them all.

[@TheSm1thers]

@@jvl1078 Great Britain is the larger of the British Isles hence the word "Great" before it, so geographically you could say that Ireland is British. Best not say that to an Irish Republican though.

[@abbas-aliibnmohammadal-nam929]

What's wrong with their desire of not associating themselves with shitbags?

[@EnderMan314-USA]

@@abbas-aliibnmohammadal-nam929 Cause the Welsh don't know how to do language correctly, and the others are just kind of, wanting to stay in the U.K.

[@Warlord993]

When is average Deus Vult coming

[@handle_m1]

1257AD - Jerusalem meatgrinder

[@icecube1694]

Heresy

[@icecube1694]

0 Furfags 0 weaboos 0 magical b*llshit Mount & Blade Crusaders - Saracens + Holyland +Jerusalem = Bliss. Mods Sands of faith for Knights Hospitaller & Knights Templar Hispania 1200 if you wanna Deus Vult Somewhere else with Knights of Caltrava & Knights of Santiago

[@thevenator3955]

*I WILL COLONIZE YOUR SKULL*

[@willthompson1861]

As a Brit I can confirm that all British children did this on their 18th birthday! As a sort of rite of passage!

[@defalt9417]

Yeah I remember putting on my kilt grabbing union flag and charging the enemy

[@willthompson1861]

@@defalt9417 Ah, those were the days!

[@MrTheGameNarrator]

@@defalt9417 same man. My 18 was lit

[@nicofernandez89able]

That shot of you kickin that woman was priceless

[@zombie_ghandi215]

not very genteman lol

[@nvmtt]

@Dohn Joe if you cant differentiate between a soldier and a peasant woman, you need to come out of the closet :)

[@kanwargill3749]

@@nvmtt if you cant differentiate between a joke and an autistic comment, you should come out of your basement.

[@Max1715]

@Dohn Joe *French soldier

[@nvmtt]

@@kanwargill3749 /whoosh

[@insaneschizoid]

This is honestly one of my favorite mods, shame it’ll never get finished

[@olivergyoerffy5636]

can you link me this mod? thank you

[@ecayeta]

@@olivergyoerffy5636 just look up l’aigle

[@Azoonaloc13]

3:20 : The Boer war in a nutshell

[@Scylla_Charybdis]

Asides from the French landing in London, this is basically how the War of the First Coalition went, trained British soldiers gunning down revolutionary peasants and all. They were happy days.

[@empereur_du_congoeddy-malo2286]

Rectification revolutionary parisian burgeois with dude with no job exept be military for Robespierre

[@jooj2955]

RULE BRITANNIA

[@thehavoccompany-a3]

*BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES*

[@АрсенийХарькин-ч4м]

BRITONS NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!!!

[@GEXGE11]

Rule Britannia

[@FucaBigGew]

English Koifish : Lets kill some frenchies Nopléon : HOLD MY BEER

[@GavinTheFifer]

Yo know you’ve peaked when you see a Scotsman using his broadsword to fight off three French cuirassiers.

[@dreckigerancap4230]

I think an army consisting only of Longbowmen would‘ve been unironically hella effective in the Napoleonic Era

[@Winters465]

Norman Wilhelm they would have gotten raped by cavalry and I suppose musket Fire has a longer range

[@dreckigerancap4230]

tortitas con nata No actually not, muskets had a shitty range in that time. A longbow had a range of 200 meters and a musket was effective on maybe 50 meters maximum.

[@Winters465]

Norman Wilhelm then why were muskets used instead of longbows?

[@dreckigerancap4230]

tortitas con nata The Brits had plans to switch to the Longbow but it takes too long to train Longbowmen

[@reeseweisgerber4268]

@@dreckigerancap4230 They fired alot farther than 50 meters in volleys

[@Anglisc1682]

That highland charge was beautiful

[@1964ahdn]

Never realised how much of a meme my country is until I watched this

[@salsaniggas8544]

UK is based

[@gencadam4995]

Foggin Britz

[@gencadam4995]

WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDEEEER !

[@gencadam4995]

you FOOKIN WANKSTEIN

[@gencadam4995]

I a m William Wall ace

[@scepticsquirrel]

@@gencadam4995 We shall fight on the beaches

[@gencadam4995]

@@scepticsquirrel We shall fight on the landing grounds!

[@MrBigCookieCrumble]

I belive this is when we're supposed to be shouting, "God Save The King"?

[@tiarnacais9656]

koi i think you got mixed up between the scots and the english man

[@childrenofthesun471]

@@Johndoe-zf3yc Scotland is Scotland

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

Scots? You mean the people from Northern England?

[@arandomguy8771]

Demonologist You just made it worse for yourself just keep quite in from Wales but nobody said oh we part of England so shhhhhhh

[@childrenofthesun471]

@@arandomguy8771 I say what I want and when I want so No, no shhhh

[@wholelifeahead]

average BRITISH experience...

[@MrMortull]

Wait, you mean this *isn't* live-action footage? I find that impossible to believe! As an Englishman, I can confirm that every single details is perfectly representative of my daily life.

[@HoboHunterRik]

I like how you played the William Wallace speech while playing as the faction that destroyed the Scots in that battle

[@ryanlaird6447]

Emm battle of Stirling bridge was a scottish victory

[@brandenw1833]

Pretty sure england never truly defeated the scots and they became one country due to intermarriage not due to conquest

[@UnitedNationsSecretariat]

Finish your wikipedia page before comment please

[@mason9806]

*colony time*

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

Hello Straight Sex Roman Empire! Big fan! DEUS VULT!

[@383Maximus]

1:35 Reference to "The Duelists?" xD

[@marwapranata5698]

Most likely

[@schattenhuhn611]

I See, you are a man of culture as well

[@Leaffordes]

2:45 sums up the British conquests pretty accurately

[@yorkshireman5861]

As a some one from Britain this is very accurate

[@jointlucas8187]

Xboxone Gamer I’m from England and live in the north, this represents none of us maybe the small population of posh southerners but that’s it

[@yorkshireman5861]

Bro I was joking I come from the north as well

[@Mk-ms3oq]

Geneva convention:Hi British:wo dis?

[@Pyre001]

Alternative title: Absolute Mental Scotsmen save Britain for the Umpeenth Time

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

When have we not?

[@MichaelDBruce]

I once got lost in L'Aigle for more time than I care to admit. I may, or may not, have done all the things in this video. Also I have spent countless hours roaming Europe to find Richard Sharpe. I may have also built my entire army around the 95th Rifles.

[@thevenator3955]

3:38 oh my god this is my jam

[@redactedcanceledcensored6890]

What is the name of the song?

[@thevenator3955]

@@redactedcanceledcensored6890 British Grenadiers march

[@redactedcanceledcensored6890]

@@thevenator3955 thx

[@johnsmead5096]

lol the Sharpe clip with him swinging the chicken got me

[@kendetoth2755]

Ahh when you hear the mighty Videogamedunkey sing at 3:33 :')

[@franciscomaia3299]

Love that channel :D

[@franciscomaia3299]

@@arnstoff3212 It is from his GTA Vice City video. The music is ''I Ran'' of A Flock of Seagulls

[@cajucaralho9922]

One of the best mods for sure, if it ever gets finished

[@PenEtRep]

ATTENTION LE CENTRE RENNAIIIIIS ! DANS LA SURFACE DE REPARATIOOOOON !

[@ShaggyFOLKKS11B]

Im not scottish or British but the bagpipes with the speech and charge got me fuckin pumped my dude

[@Pyre001]

The Scandinavians invade Great Britain again in: *Great Pagan Army 2: Electric Boogaloo*

[@CT-qm2zx]

Truly extraordinary sir Koifish! I loved it!

[@milesjago6036]

That Braveheart speech was so inspiring :')))

[@SkurtavusGrodolfus]

That "Scotland the Brave" charge was succulent.

[@sirborkington1052]

BaNzAi!!!

[@krissianvictir1291]

It’s impossible to siege cities in this mod. Say hello to a storm of bullets when you try.

[@garotogaivota14]

4:34 Know your meme : Brasilian men "meows" at egg in bar

[@weeabooze655]

4:30

[@themadapples2143]

William Wallace's charisma level at 2 but his strength level at 20

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

>This post was made by the STR Gang

[@davidjb20010]

Sharpe swinging the chicken around got me harder than it should have.

[@RealFakePhD]

When he was kicking that lady over and over, the captions marked it as [applause] 😂😂

[@nuno3095]

As a portuguese I totally aprove this historical accururacy video relating all the history of England. Im using the sarcasm power Chupa ez

[@Isaiflamand]

I never thought that Napoleon would speak like a football commentator

[@simonweaver9000]

When Napoleon shows p and you played 'I Ran', I spilled my tea.

[@krollamow9316]

I cried, the last scenes was too emotional for me

[@eoinmurphy7998]

5:17-6:30 I'd say all that silence is cause of stupid copyright shit . Man fuck youtube at this stage

[@davidb3155]

Koifish went all Mad Jack Churchill at the end there.

[@amedan3429]

That was the best M&B video.U have made

[@Thecourier2090]

I don't regret clicking on this video.

[@lachlanosborne1789]

thank you for making these vids, never disappoint x

[@mattharrison2396]

Coming back to this after our dearly departed liz kicked the bucket

[@Mckudenomg]

Man, it's been months since I laughed like this, you are a fucking genius.

[@tamasmore1030]

oooh fffffck im coughing in laugh. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST EDITING!

[@thebrazilianhistorian6530]

Is everyone just gonna ignore the glorious character creation section.

[@moranletouze1449]

The football commentators made me choke on my croissant

[@suguba3347]

as a scotsman i find this timeline where william wallace was a redcoat soldier horrific

[@pernelladams448]

0:14 oh I love sharpe’s rifles I need to watch that show again

[@inter8357]

Holy crap, that song during the siege at London (Scotland the Brave) is the one I have on a 10 hour loop whenever I play Warband

[@marwapranata5698]

This is so British, it turns my water into tea

[@britishspartan7517]

I feel so inspired...

[@SquishyNarwhal57]

I can't be the only one who found the Braveheart speech ironic.

[@danielshilling2058]

This is so British, I can feel my teeth rot as I watch this

[@jordanbelfort123]

Should've named your character Sir Savage the 21st

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

More like Sir Beef Wellington the Third Esquire.

[@clumsyturtle8544]

This is the most beautiful thing you have ever done. *cries in tea*

[@saltysheev5502]

Most British thing I can imagine is an English solider (napleonic era) in pub drinking tea and screaming “come on ya wanker” to a french men

[@reconblade5727]

The bit with sharpe and the nuns

[@apax2901]

3:10 “They shot down wives and children in their own heroic ways..”

[@janszpytak2347]

Every war have a a guy with bow.

[@jonathanwells223]

Thanks for cutting out the bagpipes as well as the entire audio for the final battle against the French, now I have to remove it from my playlist.

[@williamsmith6706]

Im assuming youtube cut the audio for playing copyrighted material

[@jonathanwells223]

@@williamsmith6706 KZbin can't do shit except demonetize it and have people copyright strike it, I guess Koifish is such a shill that he can't let one video from over a year ago become demonetized

[@Leo-dt4zs]

“ MIAAAAAUU ” MEME FROM BRAZIL HAHA, I'M FROM BRAZILIAN AND I LOVE YOU :3 SZ

[@ChaplainAeron]

You are the definition of enough internet for today

[@seb9995]

Get your hands off my *Harvesting* *Season*

[@defender9200]

We will never retreat, we will never surrender We will defend our Island whatever the cost

[@degredadodegradado9110]

Now I know how The Spiffing Brit feels being himself.

[@ivansalamon7028]

The William Wallace speech gave me goosebumps.

[@tylerdirks9500]

THE SUN NEVER SETS

[@Monkechnology]

HIS NAME'S WORRAZZ HE'S AN ARSEHOLE! *Goes to Australia * IT'S A FUCKING EMU *Defeats the army and get's promoted to Lord Admiral of the Emus *

[@chipstastesupergood3788]

They have been at war for thousands of years

[@worstgameronearth]

Quality content as always, keep it up bro

[@fallenwarior8031]

Mount and blade warband but the soldiers have honour

[@bettyboo1760]

British does not mean English. It is England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland so included tae Scottish and others is perfectly fine.

[@Oxley016]

British also includes the rest of the island of Ireland as well as all the other little islands like the Hebrides, isle of wight and isle of Man etc. Together they are all a part of the British isles. Great Britain is the name of the largest island and the UK is what includes England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.

[@Euroland07]

Oxley The term ‘British Isles’ is not recognised by Ireland. Whether you agree or not, it’s fairly easy to see why it wouldn’t be.

[@Oxley016]

@@Euroland07 That's pretty stupid.

[@Euroland07]

Oxley Why?

[@Oxley016]

@@Euroland07 Facts may offend people but facts don't care about peoples feelings

[@helendodd3709]

-Cries- Such an Inspirational speech!

[@skips1234-q7j]

Watching this made me feel like I was high

[@SuperGamingpepper]

its almost colonizing season

[@pablojn4826]

I just realise that at the siege scene..that man its not Woraz anymore.... Its Bob.

[@Zoey--]

First 25 seconds I'm already fucknig dying. I love this so much :D

[@dadoogie]

Why i didn't find you and Simo sooner i have no idea. Fucking golden

[@thevoiceinyourhead3851]

Koifish reached a new all time high. this was effing epic!