Are Kids... Dumb 2

[@Camjidi]

I had a nightmare last night where I sat down for lunch, opened KZbin, and found no Cody Ko video in sight. Thank the lord it was just a dream

[@octopus8978]

Dream* rhats heaven

[@rateater598]

I had a dream my dad was joe biden

[@UnstableYT-u7k]

If any of his videos get taken down, it is likely this username known as abena1709 who gets really sensitive over stuff she doesn’t agree with so she reports them.

[@lilaccmr]

Y’all don’t even WANNA know the dream I had yesterday 😭

[@loganbowen2422]

thx for uploading these in time for lunch cody 😌

[@mundaneamazing]

Cody's bro-sona and dad-sona are fighting hard in this video.. He's like, "Thats funny... but that's dangerous." "That's funny... but that's scary." "That's funny... but that's sad."

[@thecov3n]

3:36 - 4:25 bros at war with himself 😭

[@johnathanmyers781]

Mike Tyson’s daughter was killed on one of those. As a dad that me cringe a bit when that video popped up

[@ZaynneThaWook]

@@johnathanmyers781killed on what???

[@skel_18]

Bro-sona is crazy LMAOOO

[@kermitthefrog5446]

@@ZaynneThaWook one of those. duh.

[@gabriellebilderback1633]

As a preschool teacher- no, the kids don’t understand what’s going on during active shooter drills. They don’t understand why we have to practice hiding in our school and yes it does scare them. Heartbreaking to witness.

[@ccb36]

I want to be a preschool or PreK teacher, and it's crazy to me that apparently we have active shooter drills for that age group now. That's not something I'm looking forward to when I get there, even though I'm stoked about the job itself

[@Bdkdklllvv]

Some other commenter mentioned turning it into a game, they said they call it the “quiet game”. Could your school try something like that? I don’t want to sound accusatory but they might just be picking up on your energy and that’s why they’re scared.

[@calus_bath_water]

I couldnt even imagine living in a country where this is an actual problem

[@Astanta666]

@@Bdkdklllvv This is fucked up on so many levels holy shit and only because 'murica is too lazy for gun owning restrictions.

[@gracett3628]

@@Bdkdklllvv If u call it a game kids that young will treat it like one. You ever seen a group of preschool kids play a game? Trust me tell the rules are optional, its sad but they need to know that its for their safety and its serious.

[@Timman57]

Cant wait for your kid to grow up and post, "THATS CRINGE: My Dad" lol

[@__AbAbe]

Little otie ko

[@Duckduckobtusegoose]

Cringe will definitely be cringe by then or maybe we will have quickly evolved past judgements like cringe, probably not tho

[@peterwilliams2887]

This comment totally deserves the pin, gotta be honest with ya

[@NagyMedia]

this lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo the call back would be legendary

[@Timman57]

Everyone already knows our kids are gonna think we were lame as hell, basically anything posted before 2030 is gonna be Rebecca Black's "Friday"

[@NebulousNector]

Agreed. The parents made the kid cry. That’s why u don’t make a peep when they fall. U wait to see if they cry indicating pain. If u make them think they’re hurt they’ll cry

[@steveebrowne4297]

After years of babysitting, I’ve taken to calmly saying “would you look at that” when kids take a hit 😂

[@NebulousNector]

@@steveebrowne4297 right. When the parents loudly gasp or freak out it causes the child to think somethings wrong. You def have to stay calm. I learned to even laugh a little and see what happens. Most of the time they laugh with me. Unless they’re actually hurt. Then they’ll cry and it’s a trip to emergency just incase.

[@steveebrowne4297]

@@NebulousNector lol exactly! I used to laugh it off but I had a few get real mad like I was making fun of them so I just keep my response unsurprised n nonchalant n usually say shake it off and if they can’t shake it off, we investigate 😂

[@NebulousNector]

@@ilovenycsomuch no, not everyday but in those toddler years you do once a year. Until they understand it’s hot. He totally indicated he was going to grab it tho. He goes for it once n looks around. Nobody stopped him so he did what any baby would do. But I can’t lie. I probably would have gasped on that one. That’s why I said when they fall not grab fire

[@user-lt5cg5wz8m]

Also, why did no one sit near him with the open flame? What did they expect would happen?

[@ManjarithePandicorn]

Cody's rant about leather couches is sending me

[@seblithy]

Lubed up couch🫣

[@ExtendedRelease]

seal is slippery like my parents couch

[@IsaiahSenku]

He cooked too, I hate leather couches too

[@Reverse_Cowgirl-cat]

I feel like we all know someone who's had that type of couch too lol.

[@KerotTheFruit]

I hate leather couches with a fiery passion, so I fully agree with the rant 😆

[@HumanEatingDuck]

I love how Cody doesn’t hate on children, like he is just so refreshing coming from hearing other people his age constantly hate on children

[@Bdkdklllvv]

He’s having a baby very soon so that may be why :)

[@Blazeinbluebecausewhynot]

Fr. Like I understand children can be annoying but they’re children lol they don’t know any better. Cody is definitely gonna be a great dad🫶🏼

[@JessieJ93]

Because kids suck

[@SophisticatedGoat222]

@@Bdkdklllvv Unfortunately there are people who have kids without understanding them or developing that parental nature. The fact he is so fair and understanding with kids is why he will be a good father, rather than it coming as a result of being a father.

[@Bdkdklllvv]

@@SophisticatedGoat222 I think you’re right!

[@bustoo]

I love how parents reactions dictate childrens reactions. That candle kid and snake girl freaking out after their parents reactions were priceless.

[@HeyThereHiThereHoThere]

The little girl didn't know the snake was alive.

[@coltont4245]

@@HeyThereHiThereHoThere how does a little kid pick up a snake without it moving at least a little bit??

[@radhiadeedou8286]

I think the snake girl's mom stayed pretty calm

[@LilAnnThrax]

@@sp33ctrumoh it likely burned pretty good. As adults we know you can put out a flame with our fingers but we do it very quickly. Even before pain gets registered we are pulling our fingers apart. Babies don't have that yet so they hold on until they register the pain and figure out in a panic how to release their fingers. It happens with hot stove's too. My niece got a burn from a pot handle behind her mom's back and her doctor explained. Their skin is much more sensitive as well but luckily they heal pretty quickly usually.

[@music0cool]

@@radhiadeedou8286 Im sure she made a "shocked" face though

[@lilinka439]

11:51 that kid def wouldn’t cry like that if the whole room didn’t scream at him😭 poor baby got scared AND hurt

[@Bdkdklllvv]

Right? What a way to spend your first bday 😢

[@maolcogi]

Yeah it probably hurt a little bit, but the shock of everyone screaming is what really set him off I think. :(

[@unphase.]

@@maolcogi yeah but to be fair if a baby reached out and grabbed an open flame right in front of you how are you supposed to not react? also they’re probably never gonna make that mistake again

[@kermitthefrog5446]

⁠@@Bdkdklllvv guarantee you he won’t remember it.

[@Bdkdklllvv]

@@kermitthefrog5446 I know but still. :/ they live in the moment, kind of like really old people. Even though they forget, they were scared in that moment, which is sad to me

[@Duckduckobtusegoose]

You can tell having a kid has softened Cody up to childrens mishaps. He has more understanding and compassion for the fact they are just kids and is hesitant to judge many of them for just making mistakes kids make because they don’t know better. I had the same thing happen to me, having a kid really makes you more compassionate towards kids.

[@drewbrew444]

Cody reacting to every vid like “someone could’ve gotten hurt!” is such new parent energy 😂

[@jsmit9484]

For real, hahaha. A year ago he would just be laughing his ass off

[@juliacrocker178]

That's how I reacted to these and I don't even want kids 😭😭😭

[@Random-sk6hm]

Me too but I just have an overactive amygdala and sense danger in everything

[@Ray_Vun]

i've constantly seen people put out candles by just "squeezing" the flame with their index and thumb. it likely didn't even hurt the kid, but everyone screamed so the kid started screaming and crying. it's like when a kid falls and is completely fine but then the adults start freaking out and that's when the kid starts screaming. they just see everyone panicking and so they start panicking too

[@ieatchalk3934]

It feels like most of these ‘kids are dumb’ videos just showcase the stupidity of the adults around them. Pretty ironic lol

[@mundaneamazing]

Absolutely. Kids are uninformed. Adults are stupid. Just standing around watching dangerous situations, recording and laughing.

[@MissSchnickfitzel]

Most of these are def the adults being stupid 😂

[@JBC352]

The greedy type of stupid for some of them... that treadmill one screamed staged to me and I was horrified as the mom kept filming her kid crying as he’s barely holding on...

[@Izreal2k]

True, like at 13:14, idk why people expect babies to know that you’re supposed blow out a birthday candle when all they see is a bright object in front of them

[@zoezebra04]

​@@Izreal2k seriously. my little sister just had her first birthday and we held the cake in front of her (out of arms reach and we were holding her) and when the song was over we asked the rest of my siblings to help her blow out the candle, seems like common sense to not put them in a highchair with the open flame and sit at least 5ft away from them singing and recording, expecting everything to go perfectly

[@haz.fellie]

For the soon-to-be parents out there concened about "how is my child going to digest shooter drills at school when he's like 3." Same, I feel you. Then my daughter had her first active shooter drill this year and she told me they practiced for the off-chance that a gorilla escapes from the zoo and they have to hide from it. The schools really do consider the babies.

[@OneSpazzyCuddlefish]

that is actually the only way I've seen this pitched for kids! At my little cousins school they were always like "well if bad guys come..." and that just scares them

[@alanwaters4689]

cody's rant about leather couches was super super valid

[@matilda_barton1405]

I have one it’s comfy and doesn’t do that ahaha

[@wrestler375]

Matilda, if you don’t stop lying

[@haileyjohnson7787]

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[@haileyjohnson7787]

@@wrestler375fr

[@jacobtucker2832]

I have to throw a blanket on a leather couch to even sleep on one.

[@cawrhy]

The clip around @9:38 of the guy IMMEDIATELY punishing the ding-dong-ditch had me in stitches man.

[@s4di.3]

41°C is 105.8°F for those who didn't know (me). It starts to get uncomfortable to sit outside at around 80°F and I cannot imagine wanting to go somewhere 105.8°F

[@JovemEverton]

I will say the thing every one here in my country says. COME TO BRAZIL AND EXPERIENCE OUR GLORIOUS 40C SUMMER!!!

[@sebastiankalstrom237]

I couldn't tell if cody was joking or not xD thanks for the info

[@CJamesOfficial]

This summer in Texas we had temps of about 106 degrees daily. Shit was brutal.

[@Sandy-eb5ey]

Welcome to Wellington, South Africa, and that was today. 😫

[@IPursuePeppers-CTH]

92 is perfect temp for me 100+

[@jazymn]

"I don't wanna go swimming" had me CRYING. I replayed it so many times lol

[@jeremynevens6649]

Maybe thats why the kid stabbed a fence into the couch..so he could stay behind it and not slide off

[@ccb36]

Honestly I thought the idea to do that was kind of genius. Yeah, he ruined the couch, but I'm kind of impressed by the fact that this small child had the though, "What if I stab pencils into the couch?" and then figured out how to do it successfully - so they don't fall down, mind you - and then made a whole row of them before he was (presumably) discovered.

[@Z0hR]

What kind of kid would choose going to a place that the only thing they know about it is that it's 41° and about its construction over a big toy giraffe? They knew damn well she wasn't gonna choose Dubai and she would honestly enjoy the giraffe so much more.

[@heymay2242]

They’re not dumb, they just haven’t discovered logic yet. Some adults never grow out of that phase lmao

[@Username0467]

Their brain literally isn't developed enough to understand some of this. Dumb but developmentally normal. Lol

[@daliahmeadow5257]

Exactly lol

[@valkyriechurch103]

No actually tho. Like they have no self preservation bc they don’t know what that is of course they’re “dumb”

[@kermitthefrog5446]

so being dumb doesn’t mean not being able to use logic? it’s ok, kids are allowed to be dumb, they’re kids.

[@Asumsauce1796]

7:25 what if she chose the vacation and her parents were like “DUDE! WHAT THE HELL, THE GIRAFFE IS SO COOL”

[@kmyres14]

they can get the giraffe for 1/100 of the price of the vacation, then 😂

[@badgirlnails6253]

It's ironic that these are on the "Kids are fucking stupid" subreddit considering 90% of the examples are of adults showing extremely poor judgement.

[@that.neurodivergent]

It’s because those adults never actually grew up 😂

[@JohnnyJuize]

Nope. Kids are just dumb.

[@yamothaisaverynizlady]

There’s a parents are fucking stupid subreddit because that’s the real shit

[@delilahdrummond4076]

Like the one year old with the cake? Who puts a FLAME in front of a baby and then stands minimum 6 feet away from it? Dumbest thing I’ve seen🤦🏾‍♀️

[@UnfazedPhoenix]

I know. it's honestly amazing, so many kids survive to adulthood. I realize it can't happen, but a part of me feels like you should have to get some kind of license or pass some kind of mental testing to have/ keep a child.

[@jello4835]

As a SoCal local I am glad to see the PSA about seals. We make a game of watching tourists get too close to them. They treat them like domestic dogs when they're actually more like wolves. Those things are terrifying.

[@nosir1440]

I live near Monterey CA. Very common with some tourists tbh

[@OneSpazzyCuddlefish]

I used to live in Encinitas and this was a great past time.

[@hackbodies]

If they are danger then why friend shaped? Applies to bears too

[@lordzanza6778]

maybe he's done it before, but i think cody has finally picked up the dad clap where you laugh and clap louder than the actual laugh

[@jennyo7218]

i honestly like how cody defends the kids, such sweet dad energy right there!

[@ajfrederick9584]

Doing a cartwheel and still making it to first is a crazy way of absolutely owning the other team😂😂

[@emmetlorenz4393]

11:54 the kid didn't really burn his hand, he just started crying once everyone screamed at him. The flame touched him for like a millionth of a second, he's surprised everyone's yapping

[@DaleEarndhardt]

Naw that kid was bouta hit a back flip, homie just didn’t let him cook🔥🔥

[@Jondicce]

Nah, the only reason the kid lived was because the guy had ultra instinct

[@meNv123]

@@Jondicce idk i kinda feel like a backflip might've occurred

[@DaleEarndhardt]

@@meNv123 this guy gets it

[@heathenised]

double backflip, methinks. didn't you see how fast he went for it? bro a born athlete 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@therealartie5747]

This was so hilarious to watch. I love how Cody was pointing out the adults’ poor judgment over their kids in this video. This shows that he’s gonna be a great dad.

[@peachyunnie]

i felt that leather couch rant to my core. its so uncomfortable to sit on

[@sovamau1119]

kids pick up on parents emotions to regulate. they don't know what meaning to assign to something, like the girl holding the snake. she wasn't afraid of it, she had no emotional reference for it, so she just picked it up, like she would a stick. but when her mom saw it, she got scared and the girl picked up on the mom's emotions connected to the snake and instantly gave it meaning snake=scary/bad. hence the sudden reaction of fear in her. kids will do this type of learning up until the age of 7-8. especially with mom. this is why babies are not scared of anything, they just don't have experience/knowledge about something. they are completely in tune with their mom and dad. what mom feels, baby feels, even if the mom is not showing it, because adults control and supress their emotional reactions. the emotions are still their and small kids and animals can feel them.

[@toadstacker666]

cody your impression of noel (man wanting to hit the driver at top golf) was spot on !

[@aphoticjellyfish]

Omg you’re so right and I’m not being sarcastic

[@charcharbug]

I've never been more impressed with a child's prank compared to the hole fall. These kids are amazing

[@mintyhippo8125]

The tradition of people eating lunch while watching Cody’s videos has made me encouraged to eat lunch! Thanks Cody!

[@Matilda-rz9nk]

I’m gonna join you!!

[@jenn005]

I thought it was just me watching Cody while eating 🤣. Here’s to watching Cody and eating 🥂 I hope your food was DELICIOUS ❤️

[@mintyhippo8125]

@@jenn005 it was! Thank you!

[@IPursuePeppers-CTH]

cheers dawg

[@quivanitas]

i usually skip lunches so i might try it

[@HeyThereHiThereHoThere]

The one where the guy was practically drowning was scary. I can't believe the people behind the camera were laughing. You could clearly see that he was having a hard time taking a breath.

[@TrulyJuju123]

I hate that we have to do school shooting drills now for my lil 5-7 year Olds. One time I had to get the class to play the "silent game" just to make sure they stayed quiet for our drill. None of them knew what the drill was for except for the new kid from Dominican Republic saying "its because people with guns can come right?" This is what they know outside of the U.S. Sad world.

[@MrJadurkis]

Cody's such a fuckin dad now 💀💀💀 it's endearing but its so blatant seeing him talk about kids like this. He seems so ready to be a dad now and Im rooting for him every step of the way

[@Ok-om3ix]

As a previous kid, I can confirm I was dumb Edit: thanks for the likes

[@rhiannonfloyd-crabbe5703]

Proof?

[@tinalyzhen]

not me, im built different

[@_WYNGZ_]

I did dumb stuff as a kid Almost knocked myself unconscious with a brick- that was the day when I learned how the world works

[@Bdkdklllvv]

I’m still dumb sometimes! 😊

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

That seal is an Elephant seal too, either a female or a young male. Elephant seal bulls grow massive, they’re the largest seal species and extant carnivorans (carnivore mammals that live on land). While they’re not aggressive towards humans for the most part, they could easily kill a person if they’re defensive enough.

[@TheUnknownD]

Fun fact: Monopoly was originally designed to teach the futility of capitalism, Everyone was intended to win at the game. As the film War Games put it, “A strange game, The only winning move is not to play.” Companies got a hold of it and made it into a game to make every loser bankrupt. Monopoly is the only board game that I despise.

[@Zman44444]

Wasn’t it created by a woman who hated capitalism too? Dunno where I read that tho

[@TheUnknownD]

@@Zman44444 Yeah it was, Her name is Lizzie Magie. It was a "game" to teach the dangers of capitalism. We live in a world that money is everything.

[@jessram5831]

Love fun facts. Thanks!!

[@guppy719]

I don't know why people keep on reporting this fact when its wrong, maybe because Georgism isn't mainstream and takes some looking up.

[@TheUnknownD]

@@jessram5831 You can listen to adam ruins everything, He has a video about it. I love watching him years ago, I don't know If he still does that show any more.

[@kelseyhinrichs7357]

You can tell how awesome of a parent Cody is gonna be in this video bc of how much he vouches for the kids even when they do something crazy, he’s so understanding

[@victoriamichelle2811]

Is Cody in the chat? Is he aware that he is now considered a primetime lunch entertainer ? Maybe he should make his own line of frozen lunches so we can all eat them together like a cult

[@victoriamichelle2811]

Or an episode where he makes a bunch of lunch recipes

[@__AbAbe]

Hahaha bro that would be so funny omg

[@juliacrocker178]

Oh now THAT is an idea

[@daliahmeadow5257]

I’m reading this as I eat my burrito. So real.

[@__AbAbe]

@@daliahmeadow5257 lmao same are all Cody fans within a hive mind of eachother

[@lilymartinez4572]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time, I’ve been genuinely cracking up. You are so real for the leather couch speech

[@kyliestockholm8290]

The dad swimming had me crying, it took “he was fighting for his life”, to a WHOLE new level 😭🤣

[@juliacrocker178]

That one stressed me tf OUT 😭😭

[@pineappleparty1624]

I hope he learned that day logic over panic. He could have just pulled her leg over and she would be off, or even yelled stop. She was wearing a vest. he could have even dunked them both under and she would have let go out of panic and safely floated up instantly.

[@sarahc.839]

@@pineappleparty1624not necessarily, I’ve been in this situation and was clung onto even tighter and shoved under the water. I was also like 9 though, so my critical thinking was not happening as I was being actively drowned lol

[@pineappleparty1624]

@@sarahc.839 You held on tighter instead of moving towards the surface? I thought that was instinctual even for infants. Not calling you names, just talking about instincts.

[@sarahc.839]

@@pineappleparty1624 oh no, I was the one being pushed down lol. I had my little brother on my back and when we went under he panicked and used me to try to get to the surface, but as well as holding on I think he got tangled in my hair. He wasn’t a strong swimmer, and so I think that contributed to not letting go of me🙃 Fortunately we are both alive and well, and I will never swim with someone on my back unless it’s a very shallow pool 😅

[@AllieRamirez]

We love Cody as a dad, you can tell he’s more compassionate now (-:

[@lulapaloozi]

1:18 "oh cool half of a back handspring!" me giggling cause im getting ready for my shift coaching gymnastics to kids exactly like the first one

[@doublem6884]

The rant about leather couches was so cathartic. My parents had a car that had leather seats that were never comfy and it made me regret wearing shorts or skirts whenever we went somewhere. Esp in the summer.

[@sydney5887]

I love how the Seal was like "EWW get away from me" 😂😂

[@piccleface2228]

Cody is a true father. He really would go over all of the safety issues in each clip.

[@learabee]

Cody your videos have been more hilarious than usual as of late. The traffic confessions KILLED ME. Kids? Dumb? Why would you ever think that….😂

[@paigemceachern9241]

Cody actively resisting his Canadian urge to say “he’s givener” at 4:30 and abruptly replacing it with “he’s speedwalking” 😭😂

[@ZeallustImmortal]

13:14 the moment this kids hand went up I knew exactly what was going to happen. Pretty obvious it was about to reach for the candle, shouldve had an adult standing next to it for the song. At least the candle seemed to go out pretty quick so their hand was probably okay, probably mostly just scared the crap out of them.

[@eduardoaldaco5731]

I was gonna say too, I don’t think he burned himself. Pretty sure if they laughed he would have laughed too hahaha

[@KingOfGaymes]

“It” 😭

[@ZeallustImmortal]

@@KingOfGaymes Yes, it.

[@Random-sk6hm]

A candle flame can't burn you like that, what the baby did was just put out the flame and it was painless. The baby started crying because of people's reaction

[@ZeallustImmortal]

@@Random-sk6hm yeah try reading

[@androidunit56]

The clip at 0:15 is super relatable. A long time ago when I was like 6 years old I was at Gatorland in Florida. I got picked from the audience to come down to the center pit which was a raised platform with a moat around it full of alligators. The host alligator guy told me that we were going to jump in the water and catch a gator together and he told me the plan. I was a little concerned, but I trusted this professional. Then he said 3, 2, 1 ... and I felt the rush and it was go time and time for me to act. I was a brave kid and I thought that we could do it, so I sprinted at the water and the guy caught me just like this breakdancer. He laughed, the audience laughed, my family laughed afterwards. I realized he used me for a joke, but I thought it was so real in my 6 year old head. Afterwards I realized how dangerous it would be and I could have died if he had not stopped me. I am not sure if that qualifies me as dumb, or just trusting in adults and in myself. Just wanted to share, as this clip brought back those memories so clearly

[@IngPeace]

11:00 being broke in monopoly feels the same as being broke irl I feel u lil man

[@strawberrywheels]

most people that are mad about babies on planes seem to think that the parents are just bringing their kids on a plane for funsies. like yall know these parents dont wanna be here either right? this was definitely their last resort option like i cant picture parents being like "lets interrupt our tiny child's delicate routine and take them onto a really fast metal tube full of strangers where they will probably experience their ears popping for the first time. that sounds fun."

[@thedeviouspanda]

It's that the parents don't get the kid some Nyquil or activities for the flight and just dgaf if the kid is screaming bored the whole flight. Also that's not what happened in the video. The girl stood on her chair to be nosy, stared at herself on the dude's phone, then started screaming about it. Her parents were still absent though.

[@fawnieee]

​@@thedeviouspanda yup. when my mother had to take me on a plane as a baby she would give my sister and I crunchy candy to help pop our ears and gave us UK kids paracetamol to help with the pain pressure and would distract us and made sure we had plenty of exercise so we would sleep for most of it. But most parents I see just let their kids run wild, feed them all sorts of sugar, don't give them any pain relief/coping mechanism for the air pressure changes and just ignore them until they're screaming nonstop and then they'll just tell them off and give them no coping mechanisms.

[@emmakorhonen]

Well at least the first guy had his dad-reflexes kick in after he was like "oh wait, this kid is not trained"

[@BlueMochi9]

at 8:26 the show is called what would your kids do, its hilarious you definitely should watch a full ep

[@DrMattHH]

The first bit with the street performer was just part of the show. He expects the kid to actually try the trick, so he catches them & gets a big applause.

[@keb8907]

14:04 I would bet he didn’t hurt himself, he started crying because people freaked out and reacted in a way that should indicate he should be afraid or hurt. At that age kids are so reactionary, and when they fall, they usually stop and look at you before they cry to figure out if they’re supposed to or not. If you freak out, they will cry if you look at them and say you’re OK usually they’ll just be like OK I’m OK and just keep it pushin Edit… well I guess if I had just waited one more second before I paused and wrote this comment, I would’ve seen that this is exactly what it said in the video lmao

[@MegCazalet]

When my ~22 month old niece fell in the pool (and her dad reached in immediately and scooped her out) we all cheered, and though she was bewildered, she didn’t cry because we didn’t make her think something awful had happened. She hated getting her head under the water, but that was all. But we moved right on and weren’t screaming and distracted her with some sidewalk chalk and she was fine. Me as a child would’ve been absolutely melting down either way tbh but that little girl is now 21 years old and killing it, fluent in Mandarin and writing for a major magazine, so she’s just generally built different.

[@keb8907]

@@MegCazalet she’s built different because you didn’t make her think she needed to cry every time something bad happened, excellent work!!! Lol

[@EST.1996]

18:22 my son does it all the time . He always has to find out for himself lol so cute how he jumped right in 😂🥰

[@ccb36]

I'm not a parent, but I've worked with 3-6 year olds and intend to do that as my full career after I finish my degree. It's so true that a lot of the time, kids just need to figure things out for themselves. They will NOT believe you until you let them do it. Eg Once when I was a kid I insisted I didn't want to go to the beach, didn't want to bring my bathing suit; when we got there, I was like "....I want my bathingsuit." My mom, being smart, had secretly brought it with her because she knew I would change my mind! Or I know a little kid (about 3) who, when you tell her there is "no more" of something she wants (like cookies), she needs to actually go over and see that there are none left. Then she's fine - she just needs to see it for herself lol

[@melinataglioliouellette4589]

I absolutely love how Cody defended every single kid in this video

[@juggalettyjrb]

I NEED Cody to know that the carrot thing is a lie. It was told in war so enemies didn’t know about night vision technology.

[@jamesbowen2088]

That's not true. Britain was in the midst of a mass food shortage, so Walt Disney aided the British government in coming with the idea to release a news article that touted that carrots could help improve eyesight during nighttime. But, in fact, carrots were cheap and plentiful so it was just to get people to start buying carrots. I don't know why you "NEED" Cody to know it's fake though. Seems kinda weird.

[@juggalettyjrb]

@@jamesbowen2088 it’s LITERALLY where it started from. It’s weird how you want to come up with sass when it is in fact true. The British royal Air Force started the rumor. I NEEDED him to know because it’s an interesting fact. Google or an adequate teacher in school would have been your friend here.

[@jamesbowen2088]

@@juggalettyjrb Read my comment. That's the origin of the rumor. It wasn't about "night vision technology" it was about trying to convince British soldiers that carrots would help them see in the dark.

[@juggalettyjrb]

@@jamesbowen2088 to HIDE the fact they had technology to see… it might not specifically be night vision technology but it’s was in fact to hide that they had advancements the other side didn’t have. At least that’s what we were taught in school and what anything I can find says.

[@kmhkennedy]

Googled. Can confirm. Can’t find a word about walt, wasn’t he an antisemite? … anyway. Seemed to be about radar. Good fact. Thanks.

[@6thwilbury2331]

Some comedian had a bit about annoying kids on airplanes, something to the effect of "I can guarantee it's 10 times more annoying for the kid's parent than it ever will be for you... the kid is going home with that parent." Pretty much cured any annoyance I've felt about screaming babies in the next row. That said, I can understand the "commercial flights" thing. I was fortunate enough to go two full years flying only charter. Work thing, we were always traveling a large group and it was cheaper/easier to charter flights. The next time I took a commercial flight, did the TSA line, etc., I bumped briefly on that very thought.

[@brooke4121]

Cody reacting to all of these by laughing then making a parenthood responsibility comment is such a dad move

[@sarahc.839]

So that one where the kid almost drowned her dad? Almost happened to me, I was like 9 and my brother was 5, wanted to go underwater. I let him climb on my back and dove under, he PANICKED and started thrashing and shoving me down, every time I tried to come up for air he’d push me down again. It was absolutely terrifying and I am just so glad my mom got to us and got him off of me or I think we both would’ve drowned. Unless you can touch the bottom of the water, don’t put a kid on your shoulders!!! Esp if you’re nine years old 🙃

[@ntielman2072]

I had this same experience as a kid. I couldn't swim yet so my big sister offered I can get on her back and she'd swim us to the other side of the pool. We barely made it half way through the pool. I don't know what happened, but I remember we were both panicked, shoving and pushing the other down trying to come up for air.

[@leah_lars]

came up right as I opened KZbin thank you for your service Cody

[@sierrafarnum9689]

Last time I went on a plane a baby started crying and a grown man turned to the baby and told it to shut up.

[@ileanavazquez2445]

Cody you’re on a roll with these videos lately I have been laughing til my stomach hurts

[@nothinwatever]

11:00 not just monopoly. This is how people feel becoming adults. “ do you have any money left?” through muffled tears. “No” 😂😂😂😂

[@scarletthanley5704]

My best friends and I played monopoly six times last week, and I destroyed them every time. Many tears were shed on their end. They are both 20 years old.

[@aphoticjellyfish]

Sounds like something else might be going on in their lives lol

[@adnamujovic]

What Would Your Kid Do? is such an iconic show; I bingewatched their episodes on youtube in 2019 but haven't been able to find full eps since then--I hope you have better luck because the challenges that kids compete in to lead up to the final decision are also gold.

[@AbbieeTube]

18:52 “pold is cool” 😂 I’ve never related to Cody more.

[@lilyreynolds1832]

the birthday candle baby was more scared than hurt fs

[@kathygerlach5938]

i love seeing cody’s dad side come out in some of these

[@MavidG]

I’m not sure, he justified the kid consistently screaming in the guys ear on the airplane. That’s fkn insane.

[@nathanonsgard2152]

This video is a great showing of Cody's family-ready heart

[@settethms]

thank u for posting and saying “buttering it up” because it reminded me to put butter on my grocery list

[@katjosephperez8772]

That Monopoly video is probably what my mom thinks about when shoving extra poker chips at me. I hate gambling, but I like playing. I never bothered learning how to make good bets

[@rari_beats]

that kid cartwheeling over the ball caught me so off-gaurd lmfao holy shit

[@jaimemarston6200]

That baby with the birthday candle seemed fine until everyone gasped and scared him. He didn’t even react to touching the flame. His reaction was to all the adults overreacting to the situation. When it comes to children you need to wait to react until they do. A kids response depends most of the time on how their parents react to the situation. Most of the time kids won’t even acknowledge it if the parents don’t. Give them a second to see if they are really hurt before freaking out. Majority of the time you are just scaring them.

[@amarajuneau]

best birthday present omg thank u cody fav kind of video too 🙏🙏

[@hondacota4rt]

Happy birthday :)

[@peachyunnie]

happy birthday !!! 🍰🥳

[@Vadababyy]

I made it for 9 minutes 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@ktqtzz]

Merry Birthday 😛🙏🎀

[@_WYNGZ_]

Happy Birthday!!! Have a good one

[@harmonyquinn2557]

If you don’t want to deal with crying children, DON’T GO OUT IN *PUBLIC!*

[@nicicole5174]

I'm not eating lunch, but I am just now waking up. So once again WE LOVE TO SEE THE CONSISTENCE💅🏾I'M STARTING MY DAY RIGHT PERIODT Okay side note, this video was so cute. I liked how Cody saw the kids' perspective on certain things🥰

[@-B.L.E.S.S.E.D-]

About the kids crying in the plane/public transport. No one actually hates THE KID for acting this way , but the parents that don't do anything about it and haven't taught their kids not to be loud in a confined public space. Babies don't count you can't really do anything about that , if they cry , they cry. But a 7yo throwing a tantrum in the plane isn't ok.. If I ever did this as a kid I would have been pronounced dead the second we arrive wherever destination the plane was heading

[@eddymonies8302]

The ding-dong-ditch kid chase made my day! Lmao!

[@kerriganqueenofblades7128]

The only thing I can’t get onboard with in this video is the kids crying on airplanes. Sure it’s ok if it’s just a few minutes, but if it’s a long period of time, maybe even hours, either you don’t take that kid flying yet, you go to the bathroom with it, you know how to calm it down or you give it something to suck on

[@sammyjeanh]

Cody’s rant about the Leather Couch is eerily similar to Gretchen Weiners “We should totally just STAB CAESAR!” monologue in Mean Girls. I will be performing it at my next audition.

[@morganrosierose]

Cody is the cutest thing in the world and every day I appreciate how often he posts because he knows we all rely on him to eat meals

[@crushworthyxo]

My friend’s one-year-old daughter did the same thing with grabbing the candle flame on the cake. I feel like it’s something that happens every time because baby instinct is to touch everything 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@_WYNGZ_]

12:00 well no shot The parents let a flame close to that tiny kid like

[@borislav6561]

I'm stuck on the frost clip, just keep replaying it 🤣🤣🤣 having a bad day, this definitely helps ❤

[@RaidersRants]

Cartwheel was kinda super necessary there...👏🏻

[@narjisselhajji]

Idk why but i was laughing hysterically this whole video i think this is one of my favorite types of humor to exist

[@Austin.Kilgore]

13:33 A few of these were “parents are stupid”… this being one of ‘em.

[@kiarilubi]

i literally just sat down for lunch wtf

[@dxamondheart]

me too 😭😭😭

[@jordyandrews]

yeah it’s called posting at noon

[@-TAPnRACK-]

Are you new here or something or do you just not read comments? This is the most recycled line on his videos by far.

[@AlzMarioWolfe]

Wow original comment too funny!!! Stfu we know it’s lunch time it’s the same schedule every time

[@noSunny25]

Same 😅

[@rad573]

Please! never let a child play on big piles of material like that kid in the background; snow, sand, dirt, gravel, etc. they will fall through and get buried alive. It happened to my dad’s cousin when he was a kid and the parents became estranged from the rest of the family. It was tragic and very sad. COnstruction sites are not a good idea for playing in general. I know it looks fun but it is so dangerous. You shouldn’t do it either. It is tragic and a scary way to go. 15:48

[@ramy-55]

Titles of Cody's videos are getting better and better.

[@honeymoonlover1]

6:53 what would your kid do, its hilarious, please do an episode on it

[@krisb933]

11:40 with the music, absolutely killed me 😂😂😂

[@Imtimmahler]

5:24 the funniest thing is I had those sounds in my head when Cody said it at first and then the edit matched what I thought and I had to back it up to see if it was in my head or not