What Your Hetalia Crush Says About You

[@Shribbuvuv_]

America: your either American or British *sad Asian noises*

[@evangelinethompson1125]

Same here 😭

[@Mahou_Shoujo-yy1gn]

@@evangelinethompson1125 here too 😭😭😭

[@Shribbuvuv_]

Well a lot people always said that I act like an American, even though I'm asian Soo.. ಥ_ಥ

[@s_lasgalen]

Sad Russian Jew noises

[@nientiendo1986]

*sad mexican noises*

[@sailor_grell]

God, I've been out of the fandom so long that I forgot Sweden was canonically gay.

[@ladymorganella4526]

Austria: "you wanna live in a palace someday"' You're so right.

[@xxAryAryxx]

Who /wouldn't/ love to live in a palace tho? Oh well my opinion doesn't matter much since I love Austria lol

[@justaceilingfan7881]

@@xxAryAryxx lmao saaammee

[@franciscasebastiao6464]

Me all my life: I want to Live in a palace! Last year* visit Austria Me now: my cruh is Austria Coincidence?

[@katarinadreams6955]

I should've cared about the violin more as a kid

[@PolishAxolotl]

@@katarinadreams6955 And I should go to piano lessons but I refused because I am lazy Beach:( it was before I went into Hetalia

[@zoeyiguess]

yall i still cant believe theres gonna be a new season soon

[@Camille-ts8fn]

no one can

[@zetjet9901]

im still in denial

[@parkchimmin7913]

THERE’S WHAT- edit: the Hetalia fandom will crawl from the depths of hell and soon rise again like the Roman Empire-

[@siaorihara]

@@parkchimmin7913 you should have seen amino on the day it was announced 😂 *EXPLOSION*

[@chara4016]

WAIT WHAAAAAAAAAT ?!!?!?!!! Can I get a bit more detail what the hecckkkkk

[@rachel9349]

I like "girly" men and people always say I'm a lesbian in denial... One of my crushes is China. I swear I'm straight 😂😂. Edit:...................... ........... So after contemplation, I might not be as straight as I once thought I was.

[@Cats_Bread]

lol

[@jointhearumanati8065]

I'm bisexual I love girly looking men and my crush is China there's just something in the long hair and feminine face

[@Cats_Bread]

@@jointhearumanati8065 actually traditional Chinese men are all in long hair..... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5S0k6uen7asr7s

[@sab5686]

FELT

[@jointhearumanati8065]

@@Cats_Bread oh I know that I'm just wondering why did they stop

[@halfofeve]

“You find guns attractive... like, actual guns, not just muscles.” I’VE BEEN CALLED OUT this was great, can’t wait for the waifu video!

[@siaorihara]

Lol. I like actual guns too XD

[@kassandratorres1463]

I like both,

[@doitsuduck8049]

the germany one really called me out but I know those standards are unrealistic *i love Germany and nyo Germany/Italy so much but they’ve raised my standards so high*

[@zoeyiguess]

Literally they are too perfect

[@furiousmagician5912]

_you again_

[@doitsuduck8049]

@@furiousmagician5912 _hello there_

[@doitsuduck8049]

@@zoeyiguess ikr 😔

[@LunaticoniSolar]

Hi Well,I don't have a crush in anyone, Germany is just one of my favorites characters(I'm just watching it because the comments)

[@jjjoel27]

as an asexual aromantic i literally have no idea why i'm watching this edit: i was wrong. still have no idea why i'm watching this

[@carolinemcgovern4488]

Me, another possible Asexual:Mood

[@tigerboy5644]

welcome to the club im hear to get stuff to annoy my friend who practically lick the computer screen every time Russia appears, i personally just don't see what everyone else is reacting over but whatever.

[@AndrosProtos]

Oh my fucking god people identify as everything

[@jjjoel27]

@@AndrosProtos indeed we do but at least we aren't 'transracial' oli london copies 🤢

[@AndrosProtos]

@@jjjoel27 at least I didn't have to go back in my comment and edit it just to justify my thing. More and more Teenagers are coming out as gay. This isn't just a coincidence

[@thefunnyman8073]

Unrelated to the video, but if you think America WOULDN'T say "based" and "cringe," you have never watched the show.

[@cringelord4208]

he would and hed say pog/poggers/pogchamp too

[@annaferns1840]

And SIMP

[@sab5686]

oh ur 100% right

[@fabulous3528]

He would call the other countries "sus" when they disagree with him tbh

[@annaferns1840]

@@fabulous3528 "Iggy kinda sus, dude"

[@hazelthenut5940]

When you don't like guys, but you watch the video anyways because hetafacts is cool and also why not

[@zoeyiguess]

literally i cant wait for the girl version of this video ._.

[@sabita9406]

SAME.

[@siaorihara]

Lol that’s me. Tho I was also watching it for favorite characters and not crushes cause I don’t have any crushes XD (they are fictional why would people have crushes!? XD)

[@Shribbuvuv_]

I swear there is a lot of lesbians and gay fans in this fandom xD (I'm not homophobic, I'm just saying that because I saw it everywhere)

[@hazelthenut5940]

@@Shribbuvuv_ I mean, your not wrong lol

[@koifish4276]

"I hope you're 12 otherwise I'm calling the cops" that one 11 year old: 👀 edit: my 6 year old sister simps for moldova so hah we broke the system XD

[@666.xoxo33]

Just a few more months...Haha I’m almost 13 so they have to wait till their birthday lol also Moldova is 10- Jeez these kids are getting us

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

PFFT

[@oreykristin703]

Im almost 13 so im still young enough? (I think lmao)

[@koifish4276]

@@oreykristin703 same .-. I don't like him in that way tho

[@DaughterofHebe]

@biskut That really surprised me too, I first watched hetalia when I was 10

[@yasmintaylor7957]

Listen I simp for Iggy and idc if I'm the only one. Ok maybe Romano too but that's off topic. I have a thing for tsunderes.

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

Don't worry, you're not the only one Half of the fandom simps for Iggy for some reason

[@cecev6848]

You and me sis, you and me😔

[@Melraphim]

He's just kawaii to me okay?

[@erikasilvamillion]

I be simping over tsun-tsun bois XD

[@midnitecata]

one stack of iggy approved likes. noice

[@invadercat3505]

England: You like big brows and you cannot lie.

[@zimelu3887]

True...

[@meso_katto6256]

but i have thick eyebrows... and i love the boi,,

[@macaronroidesfromages9408]

Sis'... I'm french...... And my crush is England....

[@zoeyiguess]

AHAHHA

[@macaronroidesfromages9408]

@@zoeyiguess zisse iz note feunni

[@squidpromqueen8850]

HAHAHA I’M ENGLISH AND MY CRUSH IS FRANCE

[@macaronroidesfromages9408]

@@squidpromqueen8850 we can really say "Fruk is real" this time 😂

[@oopspie5643]

I'm mexican and my crush is Spain 😔

[@pinkdiamond1847]

Mine is Hungary. I think she counts as both as a wiafu and a husbando since she's probably more manly than most of the men on this list. If it has to be a man I choose America though.

[@maylady7562]

I would be Hungary’s damsel in destrest any day 😌💅

[@kenranseishunka]

@@maylady7562 mood

[@manjotbali8985]

I wont be her damsel in distress. I will be that chaotic one that is mildly violent but loves you to bits. If someone hurts you. YOU WILL BE GONE

[@mayflowers6171]

The Netherlands one hit me like a bus because I actually am canadian wtf

[@machinekenzie8612]

same lol

[@marshyfluff]

Me too sis 🇨🇦

[@RONie_RB]

Ahhh a fellow Canadian, Bonjour/Hello!~

[@cecev6848]

EYYYY Fellow maple leafers😎

[@RONie_RB]

I'm happy to see my fellow Hetalians from the land of Maple syrup 🍁

[@Nikkeiro]

"If you like sealand I hope you are 12" me who is 12: It's free real estate

[@mikya.6481]

is it just me or i like germany 50% for his muscle and 50% bc he is lowkey a nerd jock?

[@CJCroen1393]

Alternate one for America: You like himbos.

[@leticiadonozo5649]

But he is smart

[@Moonlitwatersofaqua]

@@leticiadonozo5649 lots of himbos are smart. they are just stupid smart.

[@-qwi-8569]

Yep

[@CJCroen1393]

@@-qwi-8569 I forgot to mention too: If you like America you also like twunks.

[@-qwi-8569]

@@CJCroen1393 I-

[@robin978]

*dont lie to me* You probably read a pirate!England x reader fanfic at some point in ur life

[@zoeyiguess]

Omg I have 0///0

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

Hihi nope

[@666.xoxo33]

I’ve read a fanfic of all the characters separately x reader Cuz I love all the countries equally and so I can’t choose u-u

[@wwhatsthis4168]

Nope it was pirate!spain x reader try again

[@themasterofpotatoes9475]

Hah, I have not!

[@MonoDork]

the Russia one hit me and I didn't expect it

[@mariasoto-fl6lf]

I was expecting something else

[@KristenPlaysFlute]

Russia is my baby. My friend sent me this to “make me feel better” and it did NOT make me feel better. I didn’t sign up to get called out like this today.

[@skullluigi13]

Sweden is next level Dilf and I'm not ashamed of that. Hes a big bear of a man but he's domestic

[@LenaLovesLlamas]

Me: *Screaming through the whole video because I'm a hella simp* Sealand and Moldova: *appear* Me: Oh god please don't tell me people actually-

[@tempestus7854]

Probably. I don’t support it though.

[@leticiadonozo5649]

Since season 7 is coming out here videos I want you to make Top 10 characters we need in season 7 Top 10 new nations we need in the new manga Top 10 things we need in season 7 Top 10 historic topics in need to be in the new manga

[@vladimanisor1562]

We obviously need more Eastern European countries!

[@RadiancePath936]

we need to see Turkey with his mask off in season 7, We want to see his handsome manly face :]]]

[@vladimanisor1562]

@@RadiancePath936 I’ve.....never put the problem this way, BUT I’M WITH YOU ‘TILL THE END, FAM!!!!!!!

[@graysonrogers-barnes6302]

"There's also a fifty percent chance you're into BDSM" don't call me out like this- Also I'm bi so the China one also called me out, because I wasn't accepting that part of myself back when I crushed on China hardcore. Almost the entirety of Russia was accurate, send help.

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

Uhm For this whole year it has and still is Latvia And well yeah I wish I was his age, but not because I'm older than him, because I'm not ;-; I feel like a baby compared to everyone else here.... *AND YES HE WOULD LOOK SO PRETTY WHEN HE'S OLDER BUT HE'S ALREADY PRETTY 🥺* Also after completely falling off an airplane and hitting the ground for Latvia I realized how dAMN ADORABLE IT IS WITH SHY BOIS WHO LIKES ROMANCE NOVELS AND POETRY AH💖🥺 Ok *maybe* that's a bit too specific but aH

[@lonelyhetaliafangirl4936]

HE IS ADORABLE 🥰

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

FeliksIsMyBae UwU YESSS 🥺🥰

[@lonelyhetaliafangirl4936]

@@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 Can ya find my comment?

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

FeliksIsMyBae UwU Sure

[@_himoza_]

"You like ass! And a guy that can play guitar!" Well...i didn't expected to be called out like that 👁️👄👁️

[@aterribledecisionreally7574]

Bro she should of put Scotland, I SIMP for him, but anyways amazing video 😔❤️

[@celandine_petals]

...or "How I learnt there's no Scotland in the video"

[@tinagrech257]

SAME

[@stepoutskz]

Another person who simps Scotland

[@zetjet9901]

have*

[@starquarzt]

The only reason why I was attracted to Romania is his hair style and the tiny hat

[@xalciaqx9026]

Did you play Hetalian Horror Show?

[@sanriobimbo8575]

That awkward moment when you have a crush on every dude (and likes the girls too no homo) Oh yay I've been highlighted :)

[@The_Tigers_show]

Hetalia: * exist * Everyone in multiverse: *HUSBANDO MATERIAL!*

[@0megax788]

The fact that I'm French and that the closer to my "ideal" crush is France... what a coincidence

[@zoegiadaguevarra7541]

I have husbandos. Lots, and lots, and lots, of husbandos in Hetalia.

[@yaboisaamik285]

Me, an ace aro watching this: I accept your challenge, Kolko

[@crazicosplays143]

I like Germany because of his personality.....he’s just a super sweet misunderstood guy. I usually go for lanky skinny guys but he’s the exception (I’ve always liked blondes tho)

[@podivnakreatura3514]

This is exactly my example. Plus, I've always liked not only blondes, but blue eyes too. (I swear I do not have any questionable opinions😂)

[@pixelatra_]

I can't believe Phoenix Wright the country is returning... (I'm referencing America btw, since they share the same voice actor.)

[@bunbun5491]

Germany has the perfect amount of muscle, not too little not too much, plus i need someone to force me to do stuff and motivate me. I love him

[@bunbun5491]

Also Turkey

[@thatonesnitch5451]

I like Italy because he's energetic, extroverted and dumb and yeah that's basically me in a nutshell

[@skylinesandturnstiles9595]

a skinny himbo. perfect

[@sarahsmiles8154]

Glad you added Luxembourg! That was my first Hetalia husband.

[@Abril766tf]

"former" hetalian crush yeah... former... haha..

[@DeltaCain13]

Switzerland, actually physically attracted to guns. You’re not wrong there...

[@yuzukistardust87075]

The Russia one is so true for me though. Knights Templar, Bulgaria, Portugal, Romano, Switzerland and England also seem to have something that I like lol. (Russia is always my top pick though) Great video, as always!

[@emmailikedogs7658]

I have the fattest crush on America and you literally described my type

[@taylor41]

i just want him to be my bff 😭

[@enricorodd9211]

Well, I feel attracted to Germany, Turkey and Australia. In conclusion, MUSCLES MUSCLES MUSCLES 💪🏻

[@cutephantomJCAGdoll]

FRANCE ONE HAD CALLED ME OUT. THESE ARE ON POINT

[@alysiannnn8274]

"America: You're probably American or British" me who is always being mistaken as a brit because of my accent (btw I'm Filipino): I--

[@latviaisswag1539]

*no one* *not a single soul* Hetafacts:Korea-you ARE into kpop

[@lynliee]

omg watching hetafacts is so nostalgic ;-;

[@Nessie14j]

Me: I like Germany! Hetafacts: Muscles, muscles, muscles!!!! Me: ...welp there is also Spain Hetafacts: Ass, ass, ass!!!! Me: *throws hands for being called out twice*

[@xalciaqx9026]

Lmao

[@awaitforu]

when you simp for egypt *crying*

[@bennyworm4384]

BRO GERMANY, RUSSIA, TURKEY, GREECE, AND THE NETHERLANDS FUCKING CALLED ME OUTTTTTTTT

[@BehindTheBrushStudios]

*Casually changes my Iceland background*

[@daimonwings3838]

9:19 why would you scare me like that, I actually thought someone was outside my door o.o

[@letavik0012]

I like Japan, just because he's super adorable and quiet. I love quiet people. And introverts. And also weebs. I'm an introvert and a weeb myself. And I absolutely love black hair. His voice is cute too.

[@ShadowClaw92]

That awkward moment when you realize that the German brothers fit your tastes for the most part and you can't choose between the two.

[@BloodRedCarnation]

2:48 "Men can have husbandos too" Thank heaven someone finally said it

[@memmalarkeygaming7152]

Mines always been Russia.... Cute and soft and would break someone in half if they hurt someone he cares about... also tall and sturdy like a tree makes my squirrel brain go stupid, I also smile to cover up the fact I wanna make someone’s gums bleed... HE DESERVES LOVE DAMMIT

[@s_e_t_h_a_m]

Me remembering how I crushed on Russia a few years back... And one of the main reasons why I liked him was his nose- Please tell me someone else liked him as well because of his nose

[@rahil5127]

why did i read russia as romano

[@elenasch4963]

I feel so called out with Alfred... And I´m latina I just like strong kind-hearted guys, ok? And if they are a little naive or dummy... Maybe I just like himbos

[@xalciaqx9026]

That feeling when you are simping for everyone

[@xalciaqx9026]

Month later, same.

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

*it's you*

[@Yeyo-gg2db]

As someone who is a fangirl/ in love with greece, let me say, the muscles aren´t all, i like him becouse i think he looks cute with his long hair and those green eyes, and also he has alot of cats. ... okay and maybe the chest is a big factor too

[@bondivik]

I still simp for Spain,Prussia,Romano,Norway,Denmark. (justsavemeh)

[@loralunafantasy]

Ancient Rome: You like realistic looking men and are probably a fan of ancient history and/or the Italy bros. Also DILF. Germania: You like Germany. Also DILF.

[@KaitoHonda]

yes. Germany: *M U S C L E S*

[@nek0tsumii]

do waifus, but including nyo! versions of countries! :D

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

Omg *Nyo!Norway* ☺️ And I'm not even into girls

[@nek0tsumii]

@@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 nyo!Iceland is my waifu~

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

I See You! She's cute uwu

[@zoeyiguess]

I'm a simp for nyo latvia 0///0

[@Camille-ts8fn]

YES

[@perciiscrying.5525]

I spat out my drink dying laughing at Moldova 🤣😂

[@Jettus]

Me on Norway: I feel attacked *chokes on water* My roommate: You're dying

[@Ju1p3r]

England was my first crush and look at me now my own boyfriend is British

[@whatagiantnerd746]

I'm a simp for Lithuania and this video is so accurate it hurts 🤣 wasn't even mad you were spittin straight facts

[@xalciaqx9026]

Lithuania is bae

[@brigetbirbaew]

* laughs in I actually thought China was a girl for a long time*

[@halley8105]

I've had a crush on (almost) everyone in this show at least once, not the young ones though... Kinda just wanna squeeze them

[@goatmadej]

“You don’t care that he’s gay” Me, an mlm:

[@Cuuby0wliz]

"You like muscles" AM I THAT PREDICTABLE?

[@shikenkanade]

My crush since 2014 is Russia. Lithuania and Italy had been added to the list oddly enough. I felt so called out with the Russia one.

[@nek0tsumii]

STAN ICELAND╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯

[@tinagrech257]

YES

[@BŇett-g2r]

*sighs and raises hand*

[@branddnewcity]

YEYE

[@hineraable]

"You are probably bisexual or a lesbian in denial" Excuse me? Who let you read my mind?

[@mia-lc2om]

i have two things to say: one, how are you so accurate? two, hetafacts had WAY too much fun making this ;)

[@luri_aden4920]

5:56 i feel personally attacked by this statement

[@smoothie_03]

Austria: "You want to live in a palace one day" Me: Stop telling everyone my childhood dreams.

[@franciscasebastiao6464]

She's exposing ourselfs!

[@kileyhardin6280]

Personally I think Russia is misunderstood and that's why I love him/wanna protect him even though he doesn't NEED protecting. He needs emotional protecting.

[@xalciaqx9026]

He is a complex character tho, listen to White Flame

[@domily1264]

Me: Well I don't have anime crushes so let's check my favourite character! :D Hetafacts: You prefer your idealised Poland with lots of angst and no- Me: Holy shi- How do you know me??? I did not come here to be attacked??!!

[@mselysia834]

I have a crush on no one lmfao. *Instead I wanna be friends with them*

[@theia-3-]

I guess im pretty... *PATRIOTIC*

[@Spiderwebs_69]

I just found out that my birthday is the on same day of hetalia day

[@xalciaqx9026]

Cool

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

For me, it's Romano and Prussia but not for the reasons you say. I like derpy boys with a much higher confidence than me.

[@BlazeDupree1525]

Bulgaria should have been: your into Eren Yeager

[@uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu5323]

and yogurt

[@koikat6638]

I love the ending remark that you always have but how exactly would this be of any use in any history test. I don't think the teacher will accept "I like blond guys" as a valid answer for anything about Iceland.

[@gothic_ace2037]

I clicked on this cause i wanted to see what you said for germany XD hoooo boy let me tell you that you made me LAUGH! Honestly you only got it half right XD at least for me. The muscles and bdsm things are a definite A+ but its not the whole package. I like him because hes a walking contradiction :3 he has lots of shy moments that show his insecurities and lack of social interactions. His love of dogs. His obsessive compulsive need for cleanliness and order. His ability to be adorable without even realizing it (come on i know we all squealed at that episode with him picking the dandelions and how damn adorable this mofo was). His adoration for history. His love of baking. How hes willing to do anything to protect his friends (i mean we all remember the curl incident with italy and romano XD). His relationship with prussia is also really endearing, it sucks that people think of prussia as a failure as a brother when honestly he and germany probably have the healthiest brotherly relationship. I just love how fleshed out he became as an individual the longer the anime/manga continued. Not gonna lie he made me want to connect more with my german roots. Hes also surprisingly into metal bands 👌 👌 👌

[@q_spade3542]

welcome to the hetalia fandom, we're all being called out here in some way

[@cinderfox5217]

I had a lot of heta crushes back in the day, not so much anymore but they’re still beloved characters

[@lizzytheotaku541]

You completely roasted me with the Nordics and Austria 🤣 I also got roasted with Britain and Germany. I'm not all very much into muscles but sometimes I can be attracted to them. I mostly like Germany for his personality. Britain... Well, I do like the British accent but I prefer Nordic accents, especially the Danish accent. Awesome job on the video!!!

[@sachi769]

9:18 *sweats nervously* I simp for such beautiful baby boy-

[@danalisatarabarova1188]

I can't choose only one! I think all three Axis powers are my crushes! They are the best when they are together! :D

[@medallionvaliance5349]

A.) If you like America, you like himbos X) B.) *Gets to Lithuania* Fuck, you gotta call me out like that O.O

[@SebastianSolaceplush]

I have a crush on almost every Hetalia character

[@LemonCat98]

Germany "you like uniforms and bdsm" 😶 I feel called out...

[@ravent2631]

Austria is my man, the financial stuff is extra. But yes, I do love a sophisticated and talented person. He's cute, too.

[@PolishAxolotl]

Yes he is.

[@agnis.ritaputri]

meanwhile, me: a hopeless Holy Rome fan that would do anything to see him older i am still treasuring every drawing of teen HRE (chill, i'm also a teen) though i'm 85% sure child me, or i guess, *"chibi"* me would have a crush on him

[@greysquirtle5144]

Damn...England... Portugal is giving him a run for his money.

[@ElysionGear]

Mine are Germany and Austria. Germany; Because he's sexy in so many ways. (*offers a list*) and he's probably sweet and loving under that strict, uptight exterior. Austria; Everything the list mentions, he's a beautiful, elegant, wealthy gentleman. Plus, he plays both violen and piano, and alot of of Chopin. ❤