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[@aloevera8353]

me after doing the bare minimum

[@KatjaNX]

lmao same xD

[@junkratatthespawnpoint4536]

no one gives me compliments for breathing

[@naughtydog201]

Junkrat! At the Spawn Point You have a nice breathing pattern

[@pantantavo]

me after ALMOST doing the bare minimum

[@huginug]

song inspired by millions of husbands around the world

[@stevenschiffmann6323]

Watching this in 2020, still no compliments...

[@bihoozahir9716]

Sameee

[@harrisonvc9175]

Nebula. Quantum shut up.

[@zomboss9242]

Jäger mains:

[@GoogleAccount-ev2hq]

Nebuls. Quantum cute pfp, m8!

[@TheDavemedia-ch1ll]

You have an acceptable picture.

[@easy236]

HOW DOES HE LOOK SO GREAT AND SO TERRIBLE AT THE SAME TIME?!

[@RKBock]

I don't quite see it (can't really tell if a man looks good or not), but my guess would be that maybe he is attractive but due to his hair style and clothing choice, he looks terrible at the same time? like,... your brain telling you that with a haircut and better clothes he would be gorgeous?

[@fgs7381]

RKBock idk man, the clothes look p good to me, Its the hair cut that gives him the basement dweller look

[@RKBock]

@@fgs7381 really? a turtle neck under a jacket? that just looks weird

[@fgs7381]

RKBock a jacket? isnt he wearing a suit? I've seen alot of people wearing turtlenecks under suits, and they all looked pretty classy IMO

[@RKBock]

@@fgs7381 a suit is the combination of all the pieces. in other words: suit = jacket + pants. and no, it looks "pretend classy" and only on some people. and not all the colour combinations look good.

[@ninjasmoocher72]

No song has ever spoken to me on such a spiritual level

[@dsangel4135]

Lmao

[@TheGogogadget123]

Compliments.

[@aleksxx9]

lemme introduce you to Vladimir Cauchemar - Aulos

[@ldsmmsh]

вы восхитительно выглядете сегодня, как вы так делаете?

[@MissAtson]

then you have clearly never heard this master piece kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaWZc4iGq6plqa8&ab_channel=UltraRecords 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dominicthedefiant3210]

I must watch this daily to keep myself sane.

[@bushraduti6780]

totally agreed!!! hhahah

[@mykLeXOXO]

haha

[@suma5939]

it's starting to consume me as well. i had the same thing with roller coaster junkie (hania lee) and sunday afternoon (jon lajoie) :D

[@MarieKyriney]

While watching this, going insane is the the only sane thing to do.

[@blueyfonfeder9018]

THIS SONG IS GOING TO BE IN MY SCHOOL PLAY DURING A FASHION SHOW/DISNEY SCENE DONT WORRY I KNOW THE STRUGGLE

[@nathangraves5266]

The times when there's just three of him in front of the blue screen doing his weird dance are what give me life

[@honestabe5153]

I love his interpretive dance

[@leerylifeform]

The dance moves belong to David Byrne. Give me compliments for my music trivia knowledge.

[@5PYZ3R]

​@@maizena7646​:O :O :O

[@luri_aden4920]

Erin Wallace That’s impressive :00

[@PatapuffupataP]

@@maizena7646 my life just got dramatically better.

[@MatthewSadler-kz3sk]

I come back and watch this every couple of months. One of my roles on this earth is to share this video with everyone that I interact with.

[@itzrobyn9160]

This is something you'll suddenly remember after 10 years

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Literally just popped into my head out of nowhere

[@Zedorfska]

oh my god yes it just popped into my hbead holy shit

[@anythingforourmoony2]

This is what just happened

[@jennie22.02]

screaming

[@ShimSladyBrand]

You were correct

[@CubiStudios]

This is the greatest thing to have ever graced my ears.

[@lunaalam4038]

yeah😂😂

[@dorianli9657]

ImCRRRYYIINNGNG

[@darksoulcards]

I think I understand life now

[@tinqfen]

Cubi Studios Ikr

[@ft_blu3jay280]

Cubi Studios hahaha me

[@miriamkorver1443]

Where's my 'great job' Where's my 'good work' Where's my 'omg you really blossomed this year'

[@ThomasQuanter]

🤣

[@ApolloSniperman]

Yes.

[@Nocutexx]

Yaaaaas

[@helenastenvislavskovic]

@@ThomasQuanter omg you really blossomed this year

[@ThomasQuanter]

@@helenastenvislavskovic Oh säänk ju so much!

[@Chechewitza]

The fact 10 years latter this still makes rounds proves we need more compliments.

[@wingidon]

1:46 "Hey, read the sign you schnitzel! I want compliments, not money" That part broke me.

[@cassandriel]

Heard this song 2 years ago. No compliments. I'm here at the end of 2016. No compliments still.

[@sapphael.]

Sifer Aseph You have a nice smile

[@cassandriel]

Eve Sav Thank you! (∪ ◡ ∪)

[@rofln00b]

June 2017, still no compliments..

[@cosmingabriel29]

July 2017,still no one compliment

[@charlottecater9502]

July 2017, no. Freaking. Compliments.

[@mykimikimiky]

"bitte schnell" is the high point :D

[@vickypedia1308]

Pls fast

[@4Everlast]

"You schnitzel" tho. xD

[@jasontownsend9460]

Jawohl, typical

[@The3rdPlateau]

Idk that Commodore 64 dancing tho

[@kingpoot4900]

“Why is my impressiveness written off like as it was ofcoursiveness, this is importeness!” Was bars tho

[@anywherebuthere4389]

Why is my impressiveness written off like it was ofcoursiveness, this is importantness

[@0787Joy]

10 years later, I'm still here. This is how I feel about adulthood in a nutshell 🙃

[@eddthehead123]

I love how they just casually slip in "Ofcourseness" into the song and it fits.

[@alexoneil594]

And importantness

[@thomasthetanderloin]

Becomes a massive meme on social media. No Compliments

[@dalebusby8298]

Okay it’s 2024 and I searched this absolute banger !!

[@666sdkfz]

Me too !

[@enoughisenough1384]

Check out "when am I supposed to blossom" . Freaking hilarious 😂😂😂

[@Nickel_The_Wise]

Replying to recent comments.. *NO COMPLIMENT.*

[@Saskidan]

This has aged like fine wine

[@GagaBoy1346]

"Look at this kid, being rewarded with a breast." *I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!!!*

[@BergfelderVideos780]

1:47 read the sign you Schnitzel 😂😂😂😂😂

[@katarinastanisic2705]

BergfelderVideos780 #BV780

[@jamilemin15]

BergfelderVideos780 #BV780 I

[@aranseanziegler1421]

I know right lol

[@chilopodafreutsichwieeinsc3969]

I felt spoken to

[@PCSmith98]

What? Schnitzel isn't a breaded pork chop?

[@pizzarand]

His weird dance makes this so much better!

[@thisismyusernameonyoutube]

Me after dieting for 5 minutes: _No fricking COMPLIMENTS_

[@bogdanmaksimovic4751]

Doing my homework NO COMPLIMENTS Getting an A+ NO COMPLIMENTS

[@ItsBlackSheepVision]

Bogdan Maksimovic same. Got the Italian certification with an A. No frickin compliments.

[@DocDrowsy]

Amela's Channel Congratulazioni

[@xeviusUsagi]

getting an A WHY DIDN'T YOU DO BETTER? o ffs getting an A++ (and a medal from presidend) no compliments o MY FECKING

[@ItsBlackSheepVision]

@@DocDrowsy grazie! 😊😊

[@jonathankeith6971]

Made it through another Peak at Amazon. No compliments.

[@friedchickengossip]

If mtv would play stuff like this, tv would have me back. bitte schnell.

[@Davidvanzutphen]

Too bad Mtv only shows weird shit these days ...

[@kujalakalle8531]

lollllllllll

[@ezakustam]

+David van Zutphen They played "weird shit" like THIS when they were good. Now they play mundane, low brow, pander-to-humanity's-worst-impulses shit.

[@friedchickengossip]

ezakustam the whole pop industry turned against good music somewhen in the early nineties and has not recovered since. Fuck mtv.

[@soepil]

MTV back in the old days, you sat waiting for a good video. MTV later, you sat waiting for a video ...

[@handanhan]

I have literally never related to something more in my life

[@writteninthestars02]

it's 2023 and this song got stuck in my head literally out of nowhere, so here I am

[@RobinOnYew]

died laughing when he said look at that child being rewarded with a breast

[@RoachMcToast]

roy alexander personally I lost it at "read the sign you snitzel I want compliments not money!"

[@aranseanziegler1421]

Best part lol

[@bizarrebop07]

777th like

[@fractallifeform8691]

Speaking as a german: Quite accurate representation of our intersocial behavior. I could use some compliments as well right now.

[@leas5365]

You are awesome!

[@fractallifeform8691]

What? Oh me? Thank you, it's really kind of.. I just typed on some text into a box, nothing special. Eh, thank you, I mean... I'm really bad with compliments, but thank you.

[@leas5365]

Fractal Lifeform And funny (:

[@DysnomiaFilms]

Your beard is good. Just a compliment... about your beard... being good.

[@TH-kh5uw]

These guys are norwegian

[@MadDadLad]

My little brother showed me this a few years back and it has stuck with us ever since! It's like a running gag now when I call home to see the family especially when we help with clean up one of us will just stare straight at our Mam and wait for her to ask what we're staring at and then we'd put on the terrible accent and shout "VERE'S MY COMPLIMENT?!?!🤣🤣🤣. We both get a smack across the head for it but it's worth it🤣🤣

[@Joeyrobertparks]

Awesome! 😂

[@chriselunewinterhold]

gonna start doing this myself 😂

[@Sunnysun112]

Watching this in 2019 still no compliments

[@RedBaronSurprisingly]

yo, you're breathtaking!

[@kappaccino4951]

@Fleisch mann Yo, You have a very great musical taste

[@laurakazzy]

I love his accent when he says “you choose” lmao

[@louiszc999]

Hahahaha I totally agree

[@Idk-ko7lf]

Respecting wamen. No compliments

[@teaqueen3613]

Daniel XD omg yes😂😂

[@satansmom7776]

Daniel XD bahahaha pewds

[@imak-poptrashwhohasnolive3311]

Idk ARMYYYY

[@carlathecookie3515]

Armyyyyy 😍

[@emily77321]

Army!

[@jaded_titan8204]

Rewatching this in 2021, still no compliments

[@ActuallyLinden]

Watching this during Coronavirus lockdown. NO. FREAKING. COMPLIMENTS.

[@jacarandadancer]

ME TOO

[@Starry_Night_Sky7455]

Keep up the good work, at sheltering in place. Great job. Gold star for you.

[@alzbetanagyova4015]

You are smart and not a karen, good job

[@OmegaTrooper]

You have a nice...keystroke?

[@ActuallyLinden]

I didn't realise this comment (semi) blew up. Thank you for the compliments, ladies and gentlemen. Bitte schnell.

[@Sophiave]

Maybe my compliments are under here? No, no compliments here either.

[@barrycoad2080]

Perhaps the best song ever written ?

[@barrycoad2080]

apart from my German classics of the 70s from Whyalla

[@ABC-rh7zc]

In the 21st century? Yes

[@CJ-dx5mc]

You sir, have spoken well. You have good taste, and good use of personal time... obviously. Thank you for your comment, you wonderful human.

[@metepisirici5108]

This video has much more meaning than it seems to have. Sociologically, politically, economically. It does. Trust me.

[@eggbun1856]

100000%

[@WitherBossEntity]

Well done of you to recognize this :-)

[@aliveslice]

You are smart

[@kayiscrispy]

……man just wanted some compliments

[@nickwilkins6705]

You have a nice username

[@kayiscrispy]

it’s 2022 and this never stopped being funny

[@jasperlee1025]

When you grow up as a “gifted child” :’)

[@claycole72]

Come see me

[@johnstebbins24]

*shudders*

[@pedrosalazar6310]

My parents are the type that only care about grades and nothing else. Whenever I haven't shown them a good grade in a while they say I'm lazy and don't do anything and am probably failing college. A while back I showed them my midterm and finals in which I got A's in and they said "Okay, what do you want now?" and I played this song and they haven't spoken to me in 2 months

[@SCN19999]

XD

[@solarskipper8969]

Dude that's great. 😂😂

[@Dj_equinox]

A true solider

[@myraisounds]

First of all, here's a compliment: You did an amazing job, buddy. Thats so hilarious, great job, good work, *pats on head* omg you are the most impressive human being i have ever met

[@MrXPeaceLP]

+Silverdroid Point being: here is your compliment xD

[@da_zahorik]

When he called me a schnitzel I really felt that...

[@EEHart]

Almost ten years later and I still think of this song several times a year. Sometimes I bust out with the chorus when its good comedic timing at a party…. And If the person I’ve met knows what I’m referring to then it’s a sign that we will get along. If they look at me like I have 3 heads then I get their phone number and send them this video to enrich their lives but it’s an easy test when meeting new people and trying to figure out if they’re going to be able to “get” me. Life is too short to be friends with people who don’t get this reference!!

[@the_milton_experience_pod]

I can absolutely relate to that. Heck, I don't know who you are, where you're from, what you do, but I 'already like you' :).

[@taskin0606]

No way, really :) but i haven't met anybody who already knows this gem💎

[@FacelessDeviant]

That fucking smile in the end. Priceless!

[@sherm9729]

his legs flow like water

[@Max-bj6jf]

hahahahaha

[@alibloll]

a true anthem

[@maugod6972]

When he said "give me compliments" i really felt that

[@WaaDoku]

First thing I do when I find such awesome videos on Facebook: Searching the original on KZbin.

[@BitDaeLago]

THE COMPLIMENTS HAVE BEEN GIVEN

[@beaate26]

👍

[@shannenlibres2365]

the woman is dead inside

[@OpenWgamer]

No, she's german.

[@flaw_1830]

She's deaf

[@dicklover4203]

No every person in the video is dead inside

[@SidheKnight]

@@dicklover4203 They're all Germans.

[@hairlesscat6458]

This is un-ironically a kinda good song.

[@gaboseries5252]

Me making memes that don’t even get a “Lol” from my friends

[@leanyounes1106]

Still better than despacito.

[@euonia357]

Definitely..

[@Chrome_Dreamer]

When was that a question

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Everything is better than despacito

[@redrix20]

So original

[@henrijacobs1484]

And older

[@user-ri7nl9xb5b]

I have a cameo at 0:41

[@kingleoric6729]

sy nixz Is ypur name Osama bin Laden?

[@sms7033]

King Leoric Close enough 😂

[@thepolicecarthatalwaysinte7324]

Bom same "trash"

[@AlexDerBar]

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... LMAO

[@Contrav2911]

Bom iiiiI'm a

[@Imawatches]

A master piece

[@ryancormack6934]

Mr. Heinrich: "My musical video has klose to 7 million views. Where's my compliment?" Mrs. Heinrich:

[@taylosaurus]

I have concluded that my senior quote will be "give me compliments."

[@evakovacheva9910]

Spøøky! Killjoy nice profile picture

[@SkyVanilla95]

this really speaks to me in spiritual level

[@RoxRuskie]

This needs more clout.

[@Paulaessiina]

This plays in my head at the most random times

[@envisionize_]

this is actually pretty dank

[@owenmorales5553]

Remember kids when a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive

[@jonathankeith6971]

Owen Morales still waiting on those supposed drugs found in Halloween candy to show up.

[@4oska763]

The words of wisdom

[@gallupswon]

But they’re just offering them. If they GAVE them, I could see the reason to say thank you.

[@ajscorner5423]

Watching this on the 13th of October 2022. Still no compliments

[@ElNick09]

"Please help me I'm STARVING for compliments" is a lyric that speaks to me more than any creed, anthem, or proverb some days...

[@bolsen9900]

this is simultaneously the worst and greatest thing i have ever seen

[@jackkings7011]

That german accent is great 😂

[@malis9045]

And accurate too, surprisingly

[@ghadakameche2248]

frrr

[@alliebeingsoastronomicallyfr]

Been obsessed W this for so many years

[@tacitus6384]

"Schnitzel" is my new favourite gentle insult.

[@hajtom6280]

You DESERVE COMPLIMENTS!!!

[@indiciaobscure]

This perfectly reflects how I feel about my life.

[@indiciaobscure]

You have a glorious glow of charisma that lights up any room you step into.

[@SirPotato9]

Looool dammit Vegeta

[@BergenEmigrant]

You have a nice turtleneck.

[@CelticKrotchHare]

Point being even if I’m bad with compliments doesn’t mean I don’t want them! 😂

[@julybok2156]

I come back to this video once every few months or so when im feeling down

[@hendrik-rhettveri8332]

i love how the girl randomly walks by him in the beginning to make sure he knows he is not getting any compliments out of her.

[@goblinwaffle1576]

Watching this in 2018. No compliments.

[@matttfrancoeur5819]

Goblin Waffle 69 likes

[@Octoboobs]

Your profile picture is nice

[@arvedludwig3584]

Maybe your compliments are under your comment

[@Neladrielad]

Watching this in 2019. No fricking compliments!

[@TheGogogadget123]

Your icon looks nice in 2019!

[@diegocrusius]

2022 and I still cannot dance like him. Sick moves.

[@axomiyaengineer2385]

Amazing dance Moves.. No compliments

[@UltraJordanGaming]

Your video was stolen by "We R Comedy" and has gained over four million views.

[@matthewrobinsonsz]

on facebook it is by a shitty little page known as We R Comedy and then multiple others after that

[@DarkVeilGaming]

I feel bad for them too, cuz you can actually get paid for views and such on places like that (well facebook mainly, a la SoFlo) The reason I looked up the original is because the "When ur not getting the attention u need" video on facebook doesn't have the whole video.

[@bishop186]

There is a credit on the image, which is actually how I found this, the full video, and am watching it now.

[@LeafTreez]

And the original poster still has no compliments

[@zaizen4359]

I found the short clip of this video from that page and they do have the artist's name listed under "credit" where it's easy to see. That's how I found this here. Not sure if it's still considered stealing since they did credit the original artist?

[@alinanico4467]

"hey, read the sign, you schnitzel!" This it's so inspiring XD

[@tobiasvicher7724]

awww man, I remember back to 2017, my best friend at the time showed me this video...we're not friends anymore

[@FlamingCockatiel]

The tolded/scolded rhyme tickled me in particular. I'm always impressed when EFL speakers can play around so well with words. It urges me on to my own foreign language goals, which I do see slowly coming to pass. If you are in a position of authority, please do not take what your underlings do for granted. Ingratitude is galling.

[@invisibleburger1280]

READ THE SIGN, YOU SCHNITZEL!

[@annabel9278]

*_this is importantness_*

[@charlotteartist6606]

That ending is so great lmfao "Oh thank you I mean I just kinda threw this on it's nothing special i- I'm not very good with compliments..."

[@christianrobloxserver7282]

2019 and still a dapper dresser

[@gianniaggouri8534]

A lot of commenters think that this is a video made by Germans. As it has been pointed out, all actors are Norwegian and the street scenes are mostly shot in Oslo. Also there are little tell-tale signs. For example when the singer asks for a compliment, he receives a coin which has a hole in the middle. No Euro coins have holes, which should already indicate that the video most likely wasn't shot in Germany - of course the coin is Norwegian.

[@motionless_22]

The character is German. Hence the German accent and words.

[@numbo655]

Thank you detective

[@arvedludwig3584]

It says 'with Heinrich' in the beginning.

[@heisannoghoppkantenja8055]

Motionless _ He is norwegian

[@oppayar]

Gianni Aggouri Jeg er Norsk

[@rexy3100]

this spoke to me on a spiritual level

[@ArkangelYT]

Somebody get this mans some compliments, it's been 7 years

[@vanessadavis365]

I legitimately thought this was a fevered dream and I am very happy to learn that it really does exist

[@bobarasmith]

OMG! YOU ARE THE MOST IMPRESSIVE HUMAN BEING I HAVE EVER MET!!!

[@SpecDec]

Someone stole this video on Facebook, and cut out the beginning with the title and who's it by. So I searched it and found you, love the video (there's your compliment)

[@dmorly2687]

Viewing this on 2023, Also, sharing this video with all my friends. STILL NO COMPLIMENTS!

[@stephaniecupa3695]

here still 10 years later.. NO FREAKING COMPLIMENTS

[@twintyara6330]

I'm proud of you

[@taltigolt]

wait you are norwegian or danish i thought german

[@HackTar1]

I realize this is an old thread, but he is a Norwegian pretending to be a German singing in English.

[@jamiedoesthings]

@@HackTar1 wow this blew my mind, I definitely believed he was German

[@aatndrmoskavfav9712]

@@jamiedoesthings blew mine too. Just now realized this was a norwegian sketch AND that this is a famous son of another national treasure. Was damn sure it was german. Kudos i guess

[@thea9153]

Hes norwegian

[@ludanoob1856]

Hahahha if you're German you hear he is no native speaker but I actually thought he was American or English hahahha

[@851852093114208513]

The moral of the story is to always compliment your pet German.

[@aysunr.6045]

yupp :D

[@juanjimenez4571]

😂😂

[@Connor_Baldczus]

Eric Bishton I think this is danish and not german though. Look at the description. There are those things on the letters, that we germans don't use. :D

[@husnatyas]

2021, still no compliment

[@abigailjessop6589]

I first saw this song in highschool, and 11 years later I've come to embrace it as the most accurate definition of adulthood in existence

[@spliffzombonie]

got to learn these dance moves

[@s0meRand0m129]

I'll take that as compliment

[@semi-relatablerants3964]

This is my national anthem

[@FazeredTube]

We come back to this every few years and it NEVER disappoints.

[@patrycjalisowska5422]

the legends say he still wasn't complimented... until now. this song is amazing.