Kollektivet: Music Video - When am I supposed to Blossom?

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[@JohnDoeSchmoe]

I guess he won't get compliments when he takes off his pants either, then. Jawohl. Typical.

[@izzzy1977]

Yeet

[@anderstermansen130]

@@izzzy1977 r/wooosh

[@izzzy1977]

@@anderstermansen130 it seems you missed the entire concept of "r/whoosh", it is meant to be used when somebody doesn't get the joke. I got the joke and made an irrelevant comment, there for you are the who is whooshed this time

[@Xeotroid]

@@izzzy1977 What do you expect from someone using subreddit names outside of leddit

[@thenickster_fr]

Anders Termansen get noobed

[@alenwake72]

"shake it mr caterpillar" was the greatest fucking thing i have seen in my life

[@Vharixce]

+alen wake I 100% agree, I really love that bit xD

[@SpyvsPie]

lmfao ikr

[@olgachanturia7788]

it reminded me of the human centipede .... 😬

[@gjaeigjiajeg]

Was listening to this when working out and dropped my weights at this. Not recommended lol

[@Muna-Mohamud]

It’s not that great chill

[@kristallization]

the story of my boobs

[@89qwyg9yqa34t]

+GamePhysics I agree, but girls don't rate themselves for the opinions of guys. They're a status symbol amongst the ladies.

[@GamePhysics]

89qwyg9yqa34t Maybe not, but what guys think looks good could be important to them. At least for their partner.

[@GamePhysics]

Sam Sigbjørn What the fuck? Why would you say that? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[@GamePhysics]

Sam Sigbjørn Why are you saying that? Fucking sicko.

[@sigbjrn4535]

GamePhysics I'm just yanking your chain bro Perv

[@Kyalaen]

Blossom, bitte schnell.

[@StaticYonder]

Erik K you have a nice turtleneck Mr.Cattipillar!

[@RetroRhythmRepeat]

this man is so fantastically 80s i love it

[@4Everlast]

Check out Chromeo. ;) Funny here and there but always great music.

[@Puck-tu9zb]

And the fun part is that he's now very fashionable

[@ghadakameche2248]

true

[@ВаряКучевасова]

I love the way he combined the languages.

[@bobmarkerson]

Ich auch :)

[@Nelly3Nelly]

"Shake it mr. Caterpillar" :'D

[@cecilialh]

Love that part ! :D

[@Nelly3Nelly]

Cecilia Lenander Hanson me too :D

[@georgenogger742]

Best part of the Song :D

[@AnMComm]

George Nogger I liked the "I want to be großome" part even more.

[@pgg-i4c]

Idk if it's because it's 2 am or is it top quality art

[@fr0st-1233]

Top kek

[@Taskinrules]

both

[@Kavaitsu]

Me watching this at 2:12AM 😯

[@pgg-i4c]

@@Kavaitsu It is meant to be my guy

[@rawb]

I ask myself this all the time my man.

[@alec8182]

Why Rob.... Although I will admit, wilds work is not as good as this, not the beat work m8

[@alec8182]

Best*

[@Bullsaye]

I should've known I'll find under one of their videos. Yet it took me by surprise.

[@TheMaarteneve]

You need 7 red gems to blossom

[@NayNayRevolution]

holy shit it's rob

[@ImpossibleWays]

i like his turtleneck

[@ailurophile4341]

Just realized, Heinrich taught me a lot of German words back in the day. He was one of my inspirations to learn Deutsch! Danke, Heinrich.

[@eowynbeowulf868]

Hi, where are you from?

[@scazab6408]

Heinrich with kleinest schwanz xDDDD

[@saintjimmy9114]

"God? Nature? An apology?!" ~everyone in 2020~

[@myrannilsson5545]

and now I can go to sleep happy

[@lunaalam4038]

lol yeah

[@ellis51773]

Haha yeah :3

[@BergenEmigrant]

I I identify

[@StaticYonder]

Myran Nilsson WTF me too! 😱 xD

[@ellis51773]

I was fortold I would blossom.

[@XxXxXquickXxXxX]

To all the people that says "i want more videos like this", the tv show that used to make them is not on anymore. So no more videos :/

[@ailurophile4341]

u from norway?

[@XxXxXquickXxXxX]

+Anna The Great Ja

[@dianaalexandra6396]

do u wanna be my friend

[@Chechewitza]

what made them quit? "When am i suppose to blossom" music video?

[@XxXxXquickXxXxX]

They ran out of ideas

[@nichtswiezuvor]

ahhh I love the german jakob-heinrich :D but, seriously, guys: must every single kollektivet song be about your penis?

[@EpicMister123]

of course!

[@cheffirich]

LOL, why not..

[@LethalOwl]

Because singing 'bout y'junk isn't that hilarious, Cheff.

[@PrebbTheInternetWizard]

I see no reason not to. :D

[@AlienGamin]

Thats the stupidest question ever

[@wwerdo4]

It makes me so sad that these guys haven’t posted anything for 8 years 😢

[@Rubidizz]

I cannot stop watching this. So much gold.

[@TheDanishHotdog]

I know right? It's fabulous. I like your profile picture, btw.

[@PradB1T]

"Shake it, Mr. Caterpillar" hahaha oh shit xD

[@alienamarsh3623]

I will forever love this guy's videos. My sister and I used to watch them all the time years ago and I still lose it whenever he says shake it mr. Caterpillar 😂😂😂

[@thedrakoshow183]

Still listening to this, six years later.

[@apocalypsesushi13]

7 years later and that song is still a banger!

[@10amSanta]

5 years later and it's still a banger.

[@polinapavlenko7290]

TWO VIDEOS IN AND I LOVE YOU ALREADY

[@xXHailToCeasarXx]

This will forever be a classic. I need more mic hienrich

[@XxXxXquickXxXxX]

This isn't his channel, this is from a tv show in Norway and they make these sketches, they have a lot of videos on youtube not only two.

[@zravena-1309]

What is the name of his channel

[@XxXxXquickXxXxX]

+Ben Drowned He doesn't have his own channel, this is the tv shows (which he is a part of) channel.

[@XxXxXquickXxXxX]

+Hugh Pender The name of the show is Kollektivet. It is literally the name of this channel too....

[@XxXxXquickXxXxX]

+Hugh Pender Yes

[@JokinglySeriousHuman]

+RIPPW dude this is the tv show's channel...

[@UrsaDesnutrida]

I don't know what these guys are on, but I'll have 3 of those.

[@Timer5Tim]

This song is a work of art I love this guy no joke no troll I would actually buy an album if he where to make one. IDK I love the quirky and weird videos and the weird music he should totally make an album!

[@kirstenproctor6086]

I'm on the weird part of youtube again....

[@kravmagan]

Not weird. Norwegian. There is a slight distinction.

[@19godfather93]

too slight for comfort

[@naresu]

This is very normal

[@kasperknutsen8283]

Only cringe people find this cringe. Humorous find the humor

[@Jacobsomewhere]

You mean the awesome part of youtube.

[@10amSanta]

This is magical on several levels

[@Unconcerned_Orange]

The more i watch this The more I love this guy

[@deadnoz122]

man, the beat of this song is amazing, id love to hear some of their music straight up

[@spliffzombonie]

'shake it mr. caterpillar' killed me

[@dianaalexandra6396]

same😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cosmicpolitan]

I love Heinrich!!!!!!!!!

[@Nour-ut1hu]

Does he only have these 2 songs?! (This bad give me compliments) I NEED TO KNOW!

[@mayzerify5525]

Compliments and Indentify

[@Nour-ut1hu]

This and*

[@Nour-ut1hu]

+Mayzerify I can't find it :/

[@mayzerify5525]

They are two seperate songs Just Type into youtube Kollektivet Give Me Compliments. And for the other one type Kollektivet Identify

[@mayzerify5525]

Nour Oueidat Sorry i wasnt more clear

[@DiscoveryWonders]

I wish my morning alarm was playing the part "shake it mrs.caterpilar". I kinda want to wake up to this song.. Better ..Kollektivet MAKE A GOOD MORNING SONG that makes people crack up and wake up !

[@NoaLives79]

Can't believe it took five years to get to my feed, but finally it came. So awesome!

[@Unconcerned_Orange]

“Uhm. Scratch that.” I almost peed myself

[@debbiede89]

Discovering you guys has absolutely just made my evening 🤣 killing me 🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@osacapcom]

Blossom...Blossom....I want to be awesome

[@Ponlets]

1:59 is like my new favorite thing I VANT TO BE GROSSOME

[@LeviaLyn]

The caterpillar totally made my day! More Heinrich stuff, please :) Greetz from germany

[@lkierzx]

"tick tock biology" and mrs. caterpillar are the best things i've ever heard

[@junipervela3597]

"Tick Tock biology" is my favorite line

[@sabagabrichidze5800]

I love this song

[@66666jasminemay]

thumbs up if "Give me compliments"sent you here hahhah

[@dryhowser9365]

Instagram?

[@torimc.6029]

+Dry Howser same

[@kiteralla2976]

Yep

[@dorianli9657]

Yes my god

[@zachawy3548]

yeah

[@depsm7333]

Oh my god, you've really blossomed this year!

[@aurora-vd3ij]

I come back every day to this video. Hands down, this is the best video on the internet. Marry me, Jakob.

[@sundragon540]

This has been stuck in my head for a week......

[@ZeinKerrik]

это почти ШЕДЕВР.

[@chrismitchell6237]

those house/electro riffs! great job!

[@mockdux]

I dig your dance moves

[@skuttlez1190]

love it... do more songs in this character

[@fishflavoredicecream]

this is bloody awesome!!!

[@Laweyka8]

Heinrich is fantastic, it made my day! but im still waiting for full version of KIITOS ämpäri!!!! :D

[@AnnnaPotocka]

Words cannot express how much I love that guy.

[@spirit-callersnail9032]

How have I not found this untill now ?!?! 😂😍

[@BrunnhildeTheValkyrie]

1:18 This scene is what gives my life a meaning🐛

[@Mel.moon.comedian]

What happened to this guy he’s a f*cking legend

[@sosochek_ulitki]

Обожаю это видео!

[@bobafat2082]

I keep coming back to this song, it is Großome

[@sahrulagung7274]

Still lit my night lol

[@irenoia]

it's been 6 years and i still haven't bloomed...

[@lessThanEight]

Hey, it's okay. You're 6 years old, just give it like, 8 more years (yes this is a joke...)

[@z9elka]

I love this SO much.

[@rafanel81]

Best video I've seen this year

[@ij8291]

Omg mix of german and english is a mood

[@jonnocotton48]

*28 years later, sees mates can grow beards and I still can't* When am I supposed to blossom?

[@jonBaloy]

well it's supposed to be sort of... bald

[@thePF3IFF3RNATOR]

Ok but the music for this one actually slaps so hard

[@tedarcher9120]

Still here, ever.

[@oz9311]

Shake it, Mr caterpillar.

[@giuliacaprioli4137]

Can I have the name of this Guy? It s a genius ❤

[@dianaalexandra6396]

Jakob Schøyen

[@giuliacaprioli4137]

Emily Johnson thanks

[@dianaalexandra6396]

Giulia Caprioli you're welcome:)

[@AnnaBilstad]

Giulia Caprioli Jacob Schøyen Andersen

[@Ggeekz]

Now this is a banger

[@TheMeatballSwede]

You guys always make so catchy songs. =)

[@peachout6227]

awww i miss the crazy rapidly zooming back and forth effects from Give me Compliments...

[@MrDeadLord]

I'm your fan from "Where's my compliment" and THAT! This is AWESOME

[@zzeroara9511]

I love the reference to "Where are my compliments"!

[@drakewright7417]

1:18 - 1:21 Is definitely my favorite part.

[@TheCovenant2]

Damn Kollektivet, you freakin took over the world, continue ur freakin badass art!

[@philipptar4288]

My lifes story... GAWD I LOVE YOU

[@markstead4429]

I can sympathise with this hilarious song but I've always looked younger and now it's advantageous... Here's to a long life!! All my school friends are old and grey now.

[@mikenike40]

this really spoke to me

[@Raxxes]

This really hits me where I live.

[@phantomorrow]

I identify with this too hard.

[@seahavenwebdesign4890]

Funniest man I've seen in years. Love it, and so 80s.

[@ninipop2643]

1:19 Just a lil timestap for myself.

[@ludanoob1856]

This song describes my life saad world

[@jedjapitana3890]

Almost forgot about this song

[@PedroHenrique-eg2ik]

Why i can't stop watching this D:

[@TheOlav0509]

The beat at 2:10 is spot on.

[@davidor2229]

Still love it

[@BLuJiNX_live]

my favorite thing in the whole world - the knee wiggles!

[@amhw8057]

This is a masterpiece

[@sylvester6762]

This is the thing that makes me proud of being Danish

[@Gitta97]

Genius. How come I only get to know about this now..?

[@Aroncare]

This guy is great... So original and funny.

[@KyollahRose]

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE "SHAKE IT MRS CATERPILLAR" 😂😂😂😂✋

[@morbethia]

The best video ever! I´ve seen it like 60 times already:)

[@sanboerogers6564]

I can't stop crying its so funny

[@НелиелОксингейл]

"Some study very hard, some picked up arts, And some just continued with really loud farts"... So true....

[@danielandzakkgaming6489]

"So I've already blossomed its just that..small..and bald"😂😂