Never leaves his office, dresses to the nines, consumes exactly (1) type of liquid, long lived nonhuman: Neuvillette
@catstailbartender38668 ай бұрын
Our blood contains a good percentage of water so it checks out
@csprachi8 ай бұрын
he drinks blood, its in his voicelines LMAOOO
@Definitelyahuman_9998 ай бұрын
I mean he looks the part... kinda😂
@hongfeiwei27108 ай бұрын
Well…he looks like anime young vampire lord so..
@schokikatze_yt8 ай бұрын
@@csprachi ok hold on HOLD ON! …. Zhongliiiii! HEEEELP! 😭
@miiKOlapiz8 ай бұрын
naaah, you totally missed the opportunity of introducing Arlecchino after Neuvillette saying "she's their actual Father" for bonus shock WTF points
@TheLostR3alm8 ай бұрын
SHE SHOULD'VE
@Banana_boat7 ай бұрын
I WAS THINKING THAT TOO!!
@NeonJapan8 ай бұрын
>Furina. >Has her shit together.
@clemente39668 ай бұрын
Best two statements joke ever
@darkdude1996ify8 ай бұрын
She tried her best, okay?
@christophermauro-barias74518 ай бұрын
those 2 dont belong in the same breath.
@crablord79348 ай бұрын
Tbf she tried really hard for 5 centuries, let her be curled up at home with nothing but mac and cheese for a couple years before we start judging her.
@I.disagree8 ай бұрын
That's exactly what she wants you to think, mission success 🗿
@Relevart91698 ай бұрын
"when my mom got me a crossbow", oh ye u know, as moms do
@crown42128 ай бұрын
that's a cool mom right there
@Silentgrace118 ай бұрын
Not her stating that Freminet is the forgotten sibling and then forgetting to say anything else about the poor boy 😭
@Azrael2338 ай бұрын
Not the midnight vampire having boats up to his extra tool
@Koomaxx8 ай бұрын
“Extra tool” LMAOOO
@Azrael2338 ай бұрын
Hehehe
@thatrandomguyontheinternet24778 ай бұрын
Reptiles are just built different
@danielbedrossian59867 ай бұрын
I have him, yet I have not noticed that, despite noticing that he has healed (apearently boots). Were the nobelty wearing thighigh boots, not just healed shooes?
@frostlight33927 ай бұрын
He needs that extra coverage you know
@snakeinthereeds8 ай бұрын
Funnily the "midnight vampire" is not a fan of direct sunlight, and you could say water is basically the blood of the world itself. In his own words he has "granted Fontainians true blood". Also according to him hydro vishaps used to have a ritual where they would drink the blood of their perished kin as remembrance.
@f3r0x_8 ай бұрын
ur so smart
@Lotan_8 ай бұрын
Dracula also means "Son of the Dragon/Devil."
@YeageristShay6 ай бұрын
……. Tbh you could consider water the “blood” of Fontainians since they were originally oceanids 💀
@rayko958 ай бұрын
Midnight Vampire Neuvillette but he drinks water instead of blood.
@DestronYT8 ай бұрын
Furina "Looks like she has her shit together" I can't 🤣🤣🤣
@crystaluwu10128 ай бұрын
Furina is anything but that 😅
@yarrowsprig8 ай бұрын
I really wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact your friend noticed Clorinde's bust and butt first BEFORE the gun. love it
@SleapyRae8 ай бұрын
Neuvilette spends his mornings trying to look like a dragon, but keeps spending it perfecting his midnight vampire look with the boots up his hoo-ha
@xartemisstarsx8 ай бұрын
How dare she treat our best boi Gaming like that #JusticeforGaming
@BlueRay79898 ай бұрын
#JusticeforGaming
@littletap27 ай бұрын
#JusticeforGaming
@danielbedrossian59867 ай бұрын
#savetf2 oh and Gaming
@snowguardian47668 ай бұрын
Neuvi is one of my faves and callling him midnight vampire is one of the funniest comments ever
@Exodus5ive-Zero8 ай бұрын
As long as characters keep coming, the roasts will follow suit. Ehe
@v.emiltheii-nd.80948 ай бұрын
Time to roast more Genshin characters. Ive waited ages for this sequel.
@thecrystalliaguild8 ай бұрын
3:18 you should've said that about Arlecchino I wanna see your friend's reaction
@zat-1-fury8 ай бұрын
If I looked at a glance I could see Neuvillette as a vampire 😅
@zat-1-fury8 ай бұрын
Also daddy Melusine midnight vampire 😂
@jordangreene64088 ай бұрын
The poor midnight vampire is already overworked, don't criticize the man's boots lol
@Asteriakuromi7 ай бұрын
1:23 “and they were roommates “
@stanleytandiono48578 ай бұрын
Kirara is based on the Nekomata which has two tails
@SithlLord8 ай бұрын
1:32 I HAD THOSE EXACT SHOES AND SHES RIGHT 😭😭😭
@abbierempel8 ай бұрын
Yayaya! I get watch a new Koomaxx video before school❤️ I’ve always wanted my friends to roast the Genshin characters, but all of them play the game😭😭
@crozsol42788 ай бұрын
I love both of your vibes!! So chill but funny but chaotic but hilarious
@umbra2688 ай бұрын
i love how no one gets that chiori's shoes are ana ctual thing and are just thsoe chunky sandal heels but just with a part taken out!!!!!
@aeso35558 ай бұрын
"I like the vampire guy" - lol!
@CrimsonAnonomous8 ай бұрын
Who else would be kinda down for Nuev. Being a vampire?
@Thesnakerox8 ай бұрын
Here's an idea: Have a non-player guess what each character does, then write an AU where the characters actually do those things Midnight Vampire
@puzzlefischer12058 ай бұрын
1:50 thanks for casually bringing up one of my worst memories about FMA
@KiraoftheWind8 ай бұрын
I volunteer to be midnight vampire Neuvillette's human cattle ✋🥵
@hongfeiwei27108 ай бұрын
What.
@igorzharenikov18128 ай бұрын
6:03 "Baizhu, we need to cook"
@Katriella.8 ай бұрын
5:57 since i dont have her, i didnt see this idle animation until now and that's so cool! I only know this cause of The Slo Mo Guys, but that's an old popcorn machine! It *is* how it works, more or less. :D
@Myuuchu8 ай бұрын
I just came online after a long travel and one of your videos is exactly what I needed while eating cookies
@crouwuton8 ай бұрын
midnight vampire with the boots
@Just_Jade322 ай бұрын
Midnight vampire 😻🫶🏽 3:36 Made me giggle ;3
@daysand1238 ай бұрын
No questions wants to take Arlecchino with them. That's how you pass Daddy's adoption test.
@BlackTigr8 ай бұрын
That remark about crossbows is so true. My archery teacher brought in this guy who apparently has been shooting professionally for years. He demonstrated the different bows he has, and how they shoot differently from each other. And when he shot using his crossbow, the backlash smacked him in the nose. He seemed very used to it and only flinched a little, so at first we didn't think it was a big deal. Until he started bleeding right after. The backlash literally made the edge of the scope cut into his nose bridge.
@scara_smooch8 ай бұрын
Neuvillette having human cattle im scared lmaooo with what my mind conjured up
@hiney46628 ай бұрын
You can't just show Neuvillette and not let her listen to at least ONE of his voicelines. That's like half the reason I play the character!
@mini-mei8 ай бұрын
Never thought of midnight vampire as a possible dad for the siblings.
@gibdos_rupees13748 ай бұрын
Midnight vampire and his thigh highs are GLORIOUS
@XenBaker4048 ай бұрын
> She seems to have her shit together > Furina who had to put on an act for about 400-500 years
@xyndraxyndra96458 ай бұрын
midnight vampire is the best description I've heard of him
@Ahloveyafuhso8 ай бұрын
Midnight Vampire also your friend's opinion rocks in terms of throwing snacks at people at school.
@jamesscalzo30338 ай бұрын
Loved the video @Koomaxx! Can't wait for the next video Girl! I think I'll go ahead and watch the First Two parts since I feel like I'm hearing BaoTheWhales' Sister in this video LMAO! Also, Midnight Vampire.... At 2 in the Morning?
@ChaosRampant6668 ай бұрын
Midnight vampire. Also, you friend likes Clorinde and Arlechinno? Good taste.
@pingu_diabo8 ай бұрын
She was so real in the arlecchino take
@dankemems47018 ай бұрын
midnight vampire also what is a coachella librarian i am so confused
@chrisettehenry67228 ай бұрын
Hey koomaxx I have tier list idea what if you rank Genshin characters in a kingdom
@Shadow-bk7cr8 ай бұрын
Maybe you could also do this type of video for honkai star rail characters. I curious to see her reaction of the characters 😅
@Koomaxx8 ай бұрын
We actually did a few months ago! 👯♀️✨ here’s a link to that video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hKTagWx4g6agkKM
@Shadow-bk7cr8 ай бұрын
@@Koomaxx thank you I didn’t realise 😅😁
@sillyartist-08 ай бұрын
My friend called lyney a vampire wizard XD
@Lillian4048 ай бұрын
her reaction to clorinde is accurate- XD
@asrielxsamus8 ай бұрын
LETS GOOO I'm glad this type of video is back
@spring6266 ай бұрын
5:47 These girls forgot popcorn is a thing lol
@kiteacup8 ай бұрын
didn’t she say blade also looked like a vampire on another video? i guess i have a thing for vampire looking characters. my two mains too!
@sua86388 ай бұрын
No midnight vampire wouldn't drink blood, he only drinks pure water
@ponyneolife8 ай бұрын
Yet another Midnight Vampire enjoyer in a fandom, he doesn't miss anyone
@v.emiltheii-nd.80948 ай бұрын
The first roast Genshin video actually introduced me to this channel.
@eertikrux6668 ай бұрын
Even people outside of genshin are aware of the demon child that is Siegwinne
@riatanina8 ай бұрын
Did you ever tell your best friend the vampire was actually a dragon? XD
@bellanutella70918 ай бұрын
Midnight vampire is the ultimate memelord
@yongbokly8 ай бұрын
i read the thumbnail and thought this was a wild genshin theory 💀
@squiddo_178 ай бұрын
"I like the vampire guy" me too friend. Me too. The midnight vampire is very pretty. I stare.
@Ph4ntomSp1rit8 ай бұрын
That last guy looks like Claude Von Reigan to me
@vithevee6 ай бұрын
is he midnight vampire because of his eye bags 😭
@keorishalashaka20648 ай бұрын
Romper are comfy to me,They never bother me.
@zexed44758 ай бұрын
Always love this vids
@RyldsGirl8 ай бұрын
Yeah peak taste. Neuvillette is definitely the midnight vampire xD
@Battledragon48 ай бұрын
Why didn’t our say, that Arlecchino is the „father“ of the 3 kids? :D
@mohamedahmedramzy7928 ай бұрын
Midnight vampire Where did that go in neuviellete idle
@AryaSongVT8 ай бұрын
I love my midnight vampire boy, and Arlecchino? I know she’s called “Father” but… Mommy? Sorry, lol
@Jeangevity8 ай бұрын
Commenting on this at Midnight Vampire Hour
@SheetsInc8 ай бұрын
Commenting 3am vampire because that's when I finished this video...
@icheeva18 ай бұрын
Mightnight vampire
@savidalu1938 ай бұрын
NOT MY PRECIOUS YAOYAO AND SIGEWINNE
@ladynikkie8 ай бұрын
If Wriotsley was in high school I would date him 😂
@Livi-o4h8 ай бұрын
I didn’t know it was pronounced (RICE-ley) I thought it was (Rye-ths-ley)
@candicechan38808 ай бұрын
I just say Rizz-lee😂
@voidlayern93688 ай бұрын
Midnight Vampire looking more like Topnight Vampire.
@rosies697 ай бұрын
Pls dont tell me yall furry phobic. Cus yes they are furries
@rat81747 ай бұрын
midnight vampire because i love neuvillette
@blorpblorpington47968 ай бұрын
Midnight vampire and his husband moonlight werewolf (they’re warrior cats ✊)
@horo_horo_horo7 ай бұрын
Loving neuvillette and disliking Sigewinne is a fun combo for sure
@TheLittleCroc20 күн бұрын
She called chevruese Chevrolet 😂😂😂😂
@MDSolver_editz3 ай бұрын
Our son midnight vampire:3
@nexolord98 ай бұрын
sigeween >>>
@rerkel42118 ай бұрын
midnight aquatic vampire
@RiskoPlexus8 ай бұрын
Midnight vampire in honor of Neuvillette
@night_light8388 ай бұрын
Midnight vampire!
@HuTao-77thDirector8 ай бұрын
Mhm.. Clorinde is a 2 in one package 👀
@Dry_spaghettio8 ай бұрын
Midnight vampire yaassssss
@MasNas6248 ай бұрын
midnight vampire!
@DarkYashaRyoko8 ай бұрын
I Midnight Vampire would almost be correct.
@MazeyMay5 ай бұрын
Midnight vampire
@AcroRay8 ай бұрын
Midnight Vampire!
@ft.jackjimmy72826 ай бұрын
The Gaming slander is a major injustice.
@mariamirunasolomon22678 ай бұрын
Midnight vampire but Puss in boots
@Lotuslikesturtles5 ай бұрын
5:48 chicken
@xyzdragonmaster8 ай бұрын
midnight vampire.
@aryesx4708 ай бұрын
After she kicks Sigewinne across the field Neuvilette won't be her favorite anymore lol