What's the Most DISASTEROUS SHIP in Genshin Impact?

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[@Koomaxx]

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[@-Metamorphosin]

dottore x collei has EVERYTHING wrong

[@Sca_ra..x]

atp any ship with dottore has smt wrong 😭😭

[@alejandraruiz5031]

I have no words for the people who ship that filth. 🤢🤮

[@TheeGayGod]

​@@alejandraruiz5031 IT'S SO DAMN DISGUSTING AND TRAUMATIZING HOW PEOPLE SHIP POOR COLLEI WITH THAT DISGUSTING OLD HAG😭😭😭

[@justbasicallyscarlett]

Any ship with an adult and a minor has EVERYTHING wrong

[@JinglemansDog]

@@justbasicallyscarlett Shenhe x Chongyun

[@Lumine_simp]

fatui ships are literally the definition of disastrous lmao

[@_Choco_]

Fr 😂

[@bonk8311]

thats why I love them 🥰🥰

[@lyricsofthevillains]

Exactly, except for some reason Arlecchino and Columbina didn’t even get voted once…I Love them they would be teasing each other instead of nuclear war yk?

[@namikkou]

like just having one fatui member and things get chaotic (Chilumi and Scaramona), but both? Yeah, nations are gonna burn and heads will ROLL

[@lesyeuxdelisa6556]

This is why they’re so fun lmao

[@MrAidaslit]

nah Dottore and Pantalone are the clear choice here. Two people with completely different ideals and goals. If Dottore is angry, the whole of Teyvat could suffer. If Pantalone is angry, the whole of teyvat can suffer on an economic scale. There is no way these two work out, Teyvat is doomed

[@NeoLegend9094]

They get into a fight over who should do the dishes and there goes Teyvat.

[@burger7900]

Well I have a question who's top?

[@cookies_and_kitties6586]

My friend first shipped Pantalone with Arlecchino but stopped when she found out Arlecchino wasn't a dude.

[@FreshCarrotsFinally]

@@cookies_and_kitties6586 I feel like there's something to say about society there

[@hatsunemikinho6942]

Pantalone i just can hear and read Panettone XD

[@katerinagoh9994]

Dottore x anyone would just end in disaster

[@KiryuSeiran]

is because DottorexDisaster is just canon as ship. Also, as funny as it is... I noticed right away how much context from old and new updates is missing lol.

[@MoonLight-mf1fe]

@@KiryuSeiran nah you done Dettore dirty with this one.

[@naitrasogani8234]

fr

[@lesyeuxdelisa6556]

Dottore x no one is a disaster already😭

[@brinettevalorie4554]

personally, what do you all think of dottore x lisa (minci and yes, yes, its the purple librarian, its really her)? i saw some art of it before and it seems mostly about zandik (dottore's old self or a more immature version of himself, was it? just, student dottore before he was banished or smth... lol, i dont know the lore anymore) and student lisa at the akademiya (possibly also morally ambiguous or traitor of mondstadt lisa)

[@patiencewright4877]

The most disasterest you say? I know one- DottScara (Aka Dottore x Scaramouche) Hands down is the most catistrofic one.

[@YVVI-YT]

NOO NOT DOTTORE AND SCARAMOUCHE

[@ellachen631]

I do you one worse, Dottore x Collei (yes this exists)

[@KiryuSeiran]

and then I have seen those 3 on the same ship as threesome *facepalm*

[@ham412]

Both of that ships feels illegal 💀

[@atree1739]

Best ship in the entire game

[@gandalfbutfancier5216]

The fact that I have read fics for almost every rarepair mentioned here... This video is like pulling weird deep sea creatures peacefully minding their business out of the ocean and into the sunlight for people to gawk at, like stopp thats my emotional support bizarre ship, it can't survive in a mainstream ecosystem 😭😭

[@Kofikko]

HELP I FEEL THE SAME WAYYY

[@Serapis_]

This about chiscara

[@Blanch590]

@@Serapis_I feel like they’re a pretty common ship?? Maybe I’m wrong but I see it often (I’m biased I frequent it)

[@alienh]

Never let the Harbingers mingle 💀

[@aryknago7160]

Diluc x Tartaglia would be chaos. One of them hates the fatui and actively hunts them down, imagine the absolute dumpster fire when Diluc learns that Tartaglia is not just fatui, but a harbinger that found his way onto his property, into his home and into his personal space. An interesting crack ship in my opinion, and I just can't help but imagine all of Mondstadt having hear through rumors how Diluc might or might not have tried to 'unsubscribe' a man that was romancing him.

[@ayanahmadova6858]

Them: The harbingers ship will be disastrous, because they are co workers. Also them: Yeah, Albedo and Sucrose is fine

[@alienh]

I mean Sucrose and Albedo didn't ravage chaos in 7 nations, did they?

[@Unfortunateghosts]

Albedo and Sucrose aren't/weren't bloodthirsty demons lmao

[@jettsteel7305]

Okay, they dropped the words "morally questionable" and "working for an evil organization and have committed literal war crimes", which does not apply to the latter two

[@derp_dragons]

@@alienh Yat. Who knows what the break-up would do to them and the 7 nations.

[@Mr2kilo2]

dammmm bruhhh

[@deoxyribonucleicacid149]

I'm sorry is no one batting an eye at 'Scarcoochie?!'

[@heppelhopv2]

Isnt he a dude 😳

[@cosmiccatloaf]

​@@heppelhopv2a lot of us think he's a trans man

[@Squonkalicious]

@@heppelhopv2scara being trans is a common hc. But i think they just meant it as a play on his name lol

[@LauraLovesHugs]

@@heppelhopv2 considering he was made as a puppet to serve as Eis presence in reality, it would absolutely not be a stretch to think he used to be more akin to the shogun and when he was discarded he developed his own identity and transitioned.

[@noraeable]

What I've learned: the Harbingers should NOT date

[@yaelr4154]

Thoma and Diluc are a ship because Thoma is originally from Mondstadt and people headcanon them to be childhood friends :D (at least from what i’ve seen)

[@CryptidCritter]

As aa Thomluc Shipper, I can confirm this is exactly it Cx at least when it comes to thw shortest explanation. In depth: i think themis kind of headcanon leads to a very interesting exploration of the characters, their personalities, and how they have changed due to their personal arcs. If we take the idea that Thoma was someone who knew Diluc before Crepus died, then we get to explore just how much his trauma and experiences affected his personality. Diluc was very different growinf up from how he is now. He was much more bold, outgoing, and cheerful of a person; fully invested in the Knights of Favonius and protecting Mondstat. He was the Calvary Captain before Kaeya. He was bright, like sunshine (and much more in line with how many other pyro users behave). So Thoma would most likely have that view of Diluc in his mind when thinking of him. Then he comes back to Mondstat for a visit and finds Diluc completely changed. Stoic, closed off, brooding. He's still kind and dedicated to protexting Mondstat, but he doesn't hold the same innocence and naivete he did in his youth. He's been hardened by his experience. I could also see that there could have been a somewhat reversed expeirence for Thoma. That Thoma was likely a little more shy and reserved than he is now. Thoma found a home and a family when Diluc lost one. Plus then there is the whole "Golden Retriever x Black Cat" dynamic they have, and how they could be good for each other and take care of one another. Thoma is also very food at keeping secrets, and is use to Ayato and the pressures (and dangers) of fhe Kamisato Clan, so I don't think Diluc's Dark Knight activities would bother him. However, where they can be a disaster is whete their loyalities lie; ans the willingness to put their lives on the line for those loyalties. There is a chance someone (unfortubately most likely Diluc) would end up dying a tragic Death: and likely alone, leaving the other person wondering for a long while what happened until they were finally sent news of fhe other's passing.

[@ChiIIi...]

​@@CryptidCritter Think the main problematic thing would be is that Thoma swore loyalty to the kamisato's and while they may allow him to leave he probably wouldn't go. Especially with how busy Ayato is, it's difficult to think that there would be anytime for him to visit another nation without one of the two siblings accompanying him and him not feeling the need to stay by their side. Nor would Diluc leave mondstadt because of his past. So there would hardly be any possible time to develop the relationship between them.

[@katiewren1507]

Varka and Capitano have canonically met. But it’s definitely funnier to think that they are in an e relationship 😂

[@lyricsofthevillains]

I was thinking this the ENTIRE time bro, my lore arse really be knowing this 😭

[@JDP5127]

4:00 While Diluc and Jean may not end up working out, at worst they would just avoid each other all costs, but would probably just split quietly. "this is the best for both of us." Bennet and Fischl would have an actual disaster of a breakup in public.

[@JDP5127]

All of this also made me realize that we need a tier list of how genshin Characters handle a break up. Who is crying eating ice cream, who is on the rebound, who is being dragged out for drinks by friends, etc.

[@frey2260]

@@JDP5127 i second this!! breakup tier list sounds fun!!

[@DazaiLover69]

MY TOP SHIP WON THE MOST PROBLEMATIC SHIP HAHAHHAHAHAA

[@Kofikko]

SAME LMXOOOO

[@ivyyesmin]

😆 they are chaotic that's why I love that ship help😆😭💜

[@Miko_s1mp]

SAMEEEE

[@Blanch590]

Their shippers can’t even deny they’re a train wreck

[@LeLamentist]

​We ship tf we want as long as they are legal frfr

[@kowaikukki5471]

as a chiscara shipper can comfirm they so silly

[@Kofikko]

They are the silliest

[@Kara0515]

The silliest of the silliest bunch

[@VOlDNOVA]

they sillily just nuke the world, yeap, very silly indeed

[@tomatoe517]

they’re just two silly guys doing silly little things

[@scaraandcaeluslover]

REALL

[@Heizou-ll5lt]

2:12 I can imagine cyno telling 1 joke and alhaitham would slap him, break up with him and kick him out the house

[@dionyxian2116]

AS A CHISCARA SHIPPER, FINALLY WE WON SOMETHING!!! LETS GOOO

[@scaraandcaeluslover]

YESSSSS

[@r4wrss]

They won?

[@scaraandcaeluslover]

@@r4wrss yes

[@r4wrss]

@@scaraandcaeluslover Chiscara wins?

[@Wonderhoy347]

For most disastrous ship 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@textractGI]

The most disasterous couple in my opinion is Lumine and Dainslief. I mean, come on, they have been partners and ever since they broke up, they are at war with each other for over 500 years now.

[@lavaniii3263]

Its nice if Lumine is Traveller

[@PhuongLe-iu3om]

they are definitely exes

[@riahlexington]

This is assuming that Lumine is the abyss twin

[@dr.jessemr.hayden575]

“Venti and Venti-“ *nervous energy* “Venti and Xiao…”

[@songsayswhat]

I must be one of the few who got a distinct boy toy vibe from that trailer where Beidou and Kazuha are on the Crux and he mentions romance. I don't see Beidou ever having disastrous break-ups, just really regretful exes who aren't quite sure why/when they broke up but retain fond memories. (Unless one of them cheated. Then all bets are off. She has that claymore for a reason.)

[@khae4466]

Chold's and Scara's pallettes go together so hard tho idk what to tell you😔 you forgot the part where Scara erased himself from existence tho... angst potential over 9000

[@brinettevalorie4554]

chold??? 🤣🤣🤣 ig you could say chiscara got a chold (chokehold) on you. also, i think hanahaki or temporary amnesia (forgot what this trope is called) might work for the angst you thought of. like --- SPOILERS MAYBE??? --- scara still having feelings (remembering who childe is after he asks nahida for his memories of his past) or tartaglia feeling like "wait... somethings missing but i dont know what" when he wakes up alone or smth idk and whenever he gets a glimpse of dark purple hair (wanderer catches his eye and he still hasnt even seen whoever that akademiya kid's face looks like, so why does a stranger like him seem so familiar but alien at the same time... "have we met?" childe holds his shoulder meanwhile scara is cutting ties or avoiding the fatui at all costs like in his demo lol)

[@khae4466]

@@brinettevalorie4554 YOU'RE COOKING SO HARD (spoiler for fontaine's archon quest ->) when Childe says that lately he's often in a bad mood 'for no apparent reason'... I'm aware it was probably tied to the primordial sea business but I just can't help thinking Oh. Oh, Scara... no thoughts head empty

[@rukhikon]

I saw chiscara on thumbnail, I click it. But, yeah, they are two will be chaotic together. Both likes to battle somebody, have connection with The Abyss, they are not villains that much, but surely isn`t good, but have a kind souls and they are good brothers figures. Also, Former Co-workers, One head taller and Not So Different tropes. Also, in canon, In the Aranara quest line, one of the NPC children mention a story about a puppet and a whale. This could be seen as a double reference to Pinocchio, and the fact that Tartaglia’s constellation is a narwhal and Scaramouche is a puppet/doll; one of Scaramouche’s favorite teapot sets has fishing items - fishing is one of Childe’s favorite activities and he grew up in Morepesok, a fishing village. Also, in 3.3 quest, Scara says to Signora that she and Childe never fail to find ways to complicate things. I assume that Scara knows both Signora and Childe very closely. This is my favorite ship in Genshin Impact and, I think, this is my favorite ship in my experience. I like them so much - it is a chaotic, passionate, but dramatic, warm and romantic ship. I`m looking forward to their future interactions in canon, maybe in some kinds of event. I will be really happy to see this...

[@Squonkalicious]

You are so correct my guy

[@joaovictornogueira323]

my delulu arse thinking childe would still remember him 😭😭😭

[@josefl2679]

calling Cyno and Alhaitham a crack ship is so funny it’s like the second most popular ship for the both of them. Great video as always

[@nobodyimportant4503]

*Pulls out my folder of headcannons plus canon bits for them*

[@glasssanetoshi]

😂yeah actually

[@dontshitontravelermains5498]

That actually… true-

[@brinettevalorie4554]

i saw a few silly fan comics before and well, a little bit of myself now unironically ships them. sorry kavetham, cynari, and cylou... for some reason, cynotham or however they're called got my attention first XD

[@Alhaithams.Roomie]

I think its Albedo and Sucrose cause they are both alchemists and will probably accidentally blow stuff up

[@yeetirosina]

Sucrose: Master Albedo Master Albedo check out my new experiment!! Albedo: Wow.. but why'd you put it beside my unstable experiment? Wait.. Sucrose: Oh no.. what is it? Albedo: I think that one's going to explode.. OH NO *boom*

[@Femboy_Shota]

Bennet is trying to fix fischl. His bad luck strikes again.

[@iCxrln]

💀

[@thekidontheinternet6178]

not lore accurate, he likes her that way

[@andromeda_va39]

She does not need to be fixed

[@YVVI-YT]

Childe: I killed my boyfriend’s mom because he broke up with me for always asking if he wants to fight when he’s crying.

[@flyingcow5235]

i feel like if jean and diluc actually love each other then they can have a very peaceful and wholesome marriage. they're both very mature and reasonable. they'll know how to deal with issues in a relationship. and even if they have a loveless marriage (like it was an arranged marriage cuz both of them are from the big clans of mondstadt) i feel like they'd still understand each other and perform their duties as husband and wife. they won't romantically love each other but they'll still support and care for each other

[@demonclaw5608]

Haven't the Captian and Varka mentioned to have fought each other in some voice lines? They're like the Hero/Villain or Spy/Spy ships where they met online but hate each other's guts in real life.

[@ChiIIi...]

There was an event in the past were Mika reported a letter from Varka wherein he explains his meeting with Capitano. However he described Capitano as reasonable and a civil man, while also acknowledging that he was incredibly strong and probably could kill someone with Klee's crayons. But they didn't fight or had a conflict so there is close to no ground to say that they hate eachother

[@dontshitontravelermains5498]

@@ChiIIi...So glad there still people remember 3.5 event

[@nurzaidi6472]

As a Chiscara shippee, i agree that chiscara would be the most disastrous ship ever but it's the dynamic for me. The rule the world with me couple. The sun and moon. The sea and moon. Black cat orange cat. They are just too cute anf i think chiscara deserves more love

[@natsumeinnit1758]

When I saw the thumbnail with chiscara and toxic I was boutta throw hands CHISCARA IS INDEED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

[@riotkitty]

I am surprised Dottore x Scara isn’t in this list. Every time they interact people die and environmental disasters are brought forth, imagine them being an actual couple and fighting. Teyvat would be doomed.

[@dasytaylor]

If Dottoscara was on the list it'd win by a mile

[@lesyeuxdelisa6556]

Because this should now even be a ship?? Its literally abuser x abused

[@peeparoni8634]

Chiscara shippers will see this and be like "Hell yea"

[@KatarinaCherryRain]

Scara x Childe disastrous? Yes, but low key some of the best and juiciest fanfics I’ve read can’t lie

[@ufcoque8697]

"Right couple wrong time" Well, it's a good thing both Xiao and Venti are long lived right. Plenty time to find the right time!

[@naruske97]

That's what I said lmao

[@amirathecutewolfkatzuku]

*good god this is going to be chaotic* *still haven't watched the video, but I'm sure from the thumbnail I'm gonna laugh a lot*

[@Chococat-uv4xd]

"Ayato's family would be absolutely not" Also him: his mum and dad dead.

[@derp_dragons]

Cyno and Alhaitham is a not a personal ship of mine but I saw it surprisingly often. And tbf, Alhaitham and Cyno bickering the whole time is hardly different from Alhaitham and Kaveh. I won't point out the common denominator in this. 😂

[@mimi_popu]

Ikr! I've never really shipped Al-Haythem with anyone tbh, I hc him to be aro/ace.

[@caramelcwossont]

@@mimi_popuAL-HAY-THEM LMFAO-

[@caramelcwossont]

i’ve never seen him shipped with Cyno alone tbh. It’s always him and Kaveh or aggravate bois together

[@TheLegoKid2003]

6:00 I will agree that Yoimiya x Ayaka is very cute, especially since we got some interactions between them in 4.3 with the film festival event.

[@carl2775]

They canonically held hands 😱

[@iCxrln]

@@carl2775lol they can just be these 2 bffs

[@LesbianKimDokja]

@@iCxrlnor people can ship them if they want 😐

[@iCxrln]

@@LesbianKimDokja ok i dont blame no one

[@Dumdumwantgumgum]

"I feel like ayatos family would be like absolutely not" what family?

[@grant6864]

I just love Collei and Freminet. But they would totally end in a disaster. Like, are so similar and they would be so cute together, they could become more sociable with each other and they would try to visit the other’s nation as much as possible. BUT! When Collei thinks everything is going great, she learns that he’s with the Fatui and then is heartbroken

[@YukoHoon]

I love how the grand final ended up being two pairings with at least a Harbringer.

[@harukamitsue5314]

But..! I’ve read Dottore x Pantalone ships in AO3 and they’re written so good their pairing makes sense 😭 I’ve also seen an Ayato x Itto fanfic and my goodness. It works. The authority figure and the lone representative of an ostracized clan. Blue and Red. The nobleman and commoner. The sadist and his cheerful puppy who shows him loyalty in the midst of political backstabbings

[@Sakurality]

chiscara fan and proud cheers to being the #1 fan of the most disastrous ship in the game

[@brandonpierce2539]

All I can gather from this is that the Genshin ships are wildin' and I probably shouldn't look into the matter any further 😅

[@jadetowne6513]

As a mentally ill chiscara shipper, I approve of this message. (Won’t stop me being incredibly ill about them though)

[@_Choco_]

You should do this again! Except instead of choosing the most disastrous ships, you should do the most successful ships 😂

[@katiewren1507]

I love Scaramouche/Childe but I will fully admit they are absolutely a disaster 😂. Also it’s fun being a multi shipper bc this list just gave me new ideas for ships 😏

[@Ridli8476]

fr

[@ayanahmadova6858]

the fact that Diluc and Kaeya ship is not here...

[@HuaChengs_Right_Eye]

If it was it would win cause its the worse ship possible (outside if you try to ship the littles)

[@treasure9342]

Before somebody says "well there not BLOOD sibilings".............there still sibilings....dosent matter by blood

[@lacelolita]

@@treasure9342FRLLLL

[@andromeda_va39]

I know both sides are highly opinionated. On the one hand, they're referred to as adoptive brothers in the English translation, which makes the idea of the ship gross. On the other, the Chinese version calls them "sworn brothers," which is different and, from what I've heard, a popular ship dynamic in Chinese media. So I choose not to take one side on the debate.

[@wakawaka666]

@@HuaChengs_Right_Eyethe worst ? there are people who ship Lyney and Lynette

[@senu.]

and chiscara is so cursed, please let wanderer live his new life in peace

[@tiira_misuu]

my bro deleted himself from irminsul and childe is gonna be like "who tf are you 😭💀"

[@senu.]

@@tiira_misuu shippers acting like they were even buddies 💀 I blame the english voice actors for this they're the only ones pushing for it and fans eat it up

[@tiira_misuu]

@@senu. i agree but i dont think english vas have anything to do with this, after all this is genshin fandom 💀

[@joaovictornogueira323]

I mean this doesn't make it problematic so ig it's fine to ship them (i do tbh) Again we don't know for sure how their dynamic was, it's just some cute little headcanon for all we know.

[@wakawaka666]

I honestly think Scaramouche x Kazuha would just end up as a domestic violence case in Heizou's files Same with Scaramouche x Childe Scaramouche with anyone now that I think about it

[@jettsteel7305]

The only people I imagine Scaramouche would be nicer than neutral towards are the children in a lost familial affection kinda way TvT No ships, really

[@wakawaka666]

@@jettsteel7305 yeah, he'd be nice to orphans, maybe even a good father, but he'd be a horrible partner 💀

[@jettsteel7305]

@@wakawaka666 Mhm, but *Wanderer,* on the other hand, I feel like, would be a little bit different cause he gave up on senseless violence (only ever resorting to it to get something done), and only says verbal quips to tease at most, which is why, hot take, I actually like him better than Scara (Also, Kabukimono is baby, but I digress)

[@Taunt69]

the interlude quest ended with scaramouche telling the traveller to tell the descendants of the raiden gokaden that he caused their downfall. he also says they could kill him if they want. Kazuha himself would definitely not show aggression to someone who wants to kill himself out of guilt. one has problems accepting the past (which even Nahida voices), then the other has accepted and is now living in the present and enjoying life, and can help the first. In fact, according to the history and characters development we have, kazuscara is potentially a very comfortable ship.

[@wakawaka666]

@@jettsteel7305 yeah but he's still verbally violent on a daily basis with almost everyone, so eeeeeh

[@Miko_s1mp]

As a chiscara shipper, i saw the thumb and i genuinely couldn't tell if it was something positive or negative abt chiscara Because it's like: Chiscara haters: i hate chiscara Chiscara shippers: i hate chiscara

[@sergiogoni1108]

According to Scara/Wanderer, it seems Pantalone and Dottore get along kinda well (At least enough to work together). Pantalone probably finances some of Dottore's experiments... I think the two getting together would be more disastrous for the entirety of Teyvat than to either of them lmao

[@scaraandcaeluslover]

chiscara for the win 🗣️🗣️🗣️ I LOVE THEM THEYRE MY SILLIES

[@flyingcow5235]

dottore x anyone imo is probably the most disastrous ship. dottore's the type to experiment on your entire bloodline cuz you had an argument with him over the most trivial thing

[@mariobrothersfan2792]

I was sad that The Toxic Yuri™️(or enemies to lovers depending how you see it) ship of Arlecchino and Furina wasn’t there but then I realized that no Fontaine characters period are there.🗿

[@yoodiesxue]

idwbr but YOU LIKE ARLEFURI?

[@damselettefan]

8:41 whos gonna tell her that dottore is 500+ years old😰

[@MyNvtsTasteGreat]

I'll do it

[@_levuongtueanhtruongththuc195]

EiScara & MikoScara shouldn’t exist 😰

[@user-sz1ji5km8k]

Oedipus complex scara surpose is the appeal just comes of as a fetish ship.

[@Shrimpy_edit_genshinhsr]

Lumine : you find those ships as bad ? You did not see what happened to me

[@-forever_gold-]

Aether: omg sis?! Same here anyways..

[@Finalhazrd]

Calling it now: Varka and Il Capitano are the same guy. Varka's been away for so long because he's got Harbinger stuff to do and nobody can know he's playing on both teams.

[@riahlexington]

Wait OMG I DIDNT THINK OF THIS

[@cheriuu9267]

Anyone shipped with dottore is absolutely DISASTEROUS

[@elizabethkblanco4620]

Kaveh x Alhaitham, not that I am into that. We all know why it’s disastrous.

[@f4llenleaves]

They're just a funny duo to me. Though they're still interesting because I enjoy how their tension stems from deeper philosophical reasons, with Kaveh being a frustrated artistic idealist who remains too kind despite the world throwing problems his way and Alhaitham being an egoist comfortable with living his life the way he wants and doesn't mind sacrificing his image for it. Still, the community ruined the romantic interpretation for me because they got reduced into uwu crybaby pretty boi and busted jealous alpha male. I blame the fujoshi, they're so much more than that and are good standalone characters with their own ideals.

[@elizabethkblanco4620]

@@f4llenleavesExactly. You just want to either step in to make sure that things don’t get worse or pull up a seat with a tub of popcorn and a drink when they’re in the same room but you also want them to stop the tension and drama. It doesn’t help that I don’t have Kaveh and yet have Alhaitham.

[@daizzydreamz]

lets go, new Koomaxx video!!!!! love these, really! Keep it up:D love this video!

[@zo7ug]

6:18 What family

[@SleepyKurisu]

Video idea! You could do a video of this same exact style again but let the community pick the ships! tbh some of the ships in this video already exist and are kind of popular

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

Whoever loses... let's face it everyone in the comment section wins in the end.

[@ventithestarbuckscup]

i was about to watch all Jedi flips but this vid appeared, instant click and like

[@wordsmith6154]

What have we learned? The Fatui should just stay single, not date and not procreate. Unless it's Lumine and Childe. Say what you want. The idea of the ship between them is just so cute.

[@aihoshinoirl]

and it also semi canon lol!

[@Loomine.]

FR THO (from some who is scared to death of Childe)

[@ivskwy_18]

bro the travelers just want to find their damn sibling- not date around teyvat and start a family please 💀

[@silent935]

​@@aihoshinoirl?

[@aihoshinoirl]

@@ivskwy_18 traveler on their way to flirt just to get small crumbs of information about their sibling:

[@justanerd9719]

Are we ignoring Scara being a 500-year-old puppet? Tartaglia is a young adult, but that's still an insane age gap. Scara would've, in all likelihood, already been a Harbinger before Tartaglia was even born. Heck, depending on when Pierro infiltrated Snezhnaya, him and Scara might be the only original members left. But... we don't know exactly how old Dottore is (I'm 99% sure his origin form is a weird mortal.) Edit: Scara being a puppet isn’t the point I'm trying to make. The fact that he's centuries old is.

[@silent935]

dot is 400+, same as Scara both are ancient

[@skai2504]

It’s the same for childe and zhongli but yall never bring it up for them😭

[@justanerd9719]

@@skai2504 I didn't bring them up because I don't ship them. The age rule applies in their case, too. Tartaglia is a literal infant compared to Zhongli. 😂

[@kiyoqqq]

wouldn’t say that’s not normal in teyvat rlly.. there’s a lot of adeptus and human relationships. callirhoe and finch had their canon moment despite finch being a kid when they first met and callirhoe being alive after the hydro archon died, ganyu’s mother (adepti) and father (human) had likely an interesting gap.. and he first saw her in her adeptus form so yeah. now fandom ships ei saw yae as a baby kitsune yet ppl ship.. zhongli’s old af yet ppl ship him with tartaglia. ganyu is centuries older than keqing but ppl ship, so who knows.. oh and dottore is 400+ and Pantalone is human atp i think most that matters is that they look like an adult physically (physical attraction reasons), are an actual adult, and have the mindset of an adult.. and as long as one didn’t watch the other grow up, that’s just creepy.. like what the flip callirhoe anyways i think that’s the best way to put it because nahida is centuries old but still considers herself a kid because she’s a child in god years, and she has the body of a small kid, and acts like a curious child. that’s why it’s weird for her to be shipped with anyone despite her technically being old (she also spent her whole entire life in children’s dreams so there’s that). she looks like a kid, and acts like one, she’s just a wise kid. and she accepts herself as a kid. same with Klee and Qiqi, they are old (Klee hasn’t been confirmed to be old tho, it’s speculation bc she’s an elf) but both of them have the body of a kid and act like children. So their children, and treated as such. So character like Nuevi, Zhongli, Furina, Scara, Ganyu, Xiao, Venti, ect, are adults and are also treated like such... Not to mention, Scara calls Nahida chidlike himself, but doesn’t mention any humans such as Tartaglia for this example as “childlike” despite tartaglia being way younger than him in general who knows. it seems that for teyvat with some of their relationships; it’s physically what the person is. no one bats an eye in the game (callirhoe and finch’s kiss, half-adeptus ppl, half human and half something else ppl) so it’s normal in teyvat

[@justanerd9719]

@@kiyoqqq I can understand that. I definitely agree about Callirhoe's situation: wth Hoyo?

[@MulderHiggins]

i love the mozart in the background please do it again 🙏

[@geboaebo]

They don't know that Varka and Capitano did meet... and they got along...

[@srs9717]

I just remembered why i hate ships

[@aurii.]

As soon as I read the title I immediately thought of Scara x Childe lmao

[@nyxsiren8403]

Childe doesn't even remember Scara exists 😭😭What disaster are we talking about when one doesn't remember other one exists? Dottore x Pantalone or Capitano x Varka should've been the winner. 😒

[@silent935]

Pretend this is in the past

[@tiira_misuu]

@@silent935 sorry but ur just saying that a incident happened and saying "pretend nothing happened 😀👍"

[@silent935]

@@tiira_misuu yes (its what i do), at least its what im assuming they wouldve done for it to make sense, or maybe the creator things other things may happen such as them finding out of his existence again

[@joaovictornogueira323]

And? i mean just because you don't remember someone doesn't mean you can't date the person (not that chiscara is canon, just pointing out the bs reason to not ship them) for all we know scara could interact with him again in the future.

[@bluedragonstudios7085]

All of them Next question (Don’t cancel me please)

[@treasure9342]

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[@bluedragonstudios7085]

@@treasure9342 🗿

[@treasure9342]

​@@bluedragonstudios7085🗿🗿......🗿🗿🗿.....🗿

[@grilledeel6042]

No honestly same dude....except Beidou and Ninnguang. They have a son named Kazuha.

[@bluedragonstudios7085]

@@grilledeel6042 kazuha is a random inazuman what is dawg yapping about 😭🙏🙏🙏 Ning x beidou is fire tho ngl 8/10 beiguang fans get wild sometimes

[@emberthecatgirl8796]

Deyha and Nilou sound to me like the definition of an owtwardly wholesome, yet deeply disfunctional lesbian relationship. Like, can they live without eachother? No. Does the fact that live with eachother shorten their livespan by 2/3? Yes.

[@kawaiiusername]

6:21 "Ayato's family won't accept itto." Me: Wait... Aren't they died?

[@nobodyimportant4503]

*Me watching Cyno/ Al-Haitham, and Diluc/ Thoma, Ayato/ Itto and Yoimiya/ Thoma while being a passionate shipper of them all*

[@serenepastel]

This is so chaotic, I love it

[@kivvz8453]

PROUD TO BE THE CHISCARA GIRLIE WOOOOOOOOOOO GO MY POOKIES

[@thegod7472]

I don’t think it was on the list (thank god) but in my opinion the most toxic ship that isn’t technically a proship is dottoscara I hate that stuff it is literally just abuse

[@emilkas9431]

OMG VARKAPITANO MENTION NO WAY LMAO it's my friend's favorite ship thank you for including it in your video

[@-Hologram-]

This is a really chaotic video 😂

[@Gisellalong-dy6hs]

Literally anything dottore involved is gonna end in disasters💥🔪

[@SachinRay-oe1ei]

I love how Fichil and Bennet aren’t a toxic relationship, it’s just that either one of them is critically injured or they burn down all of Monstat with their shenanigans.

[@Kenma_kozume93]

IM HYPERVENTILATING SCARCOOCHI?????

[@namikkou]

It was very brief but glad to see some of my rarepairs here! Love Kazuhei and Ayamiya

[@severelyinneedoftherapy]

A Koomaxx video a day keeps the depression away! 😉

[@kalilah-chan]

hii koomaxx!! i can’t wait to watch the video :)

[@ChaosRampant666]

Some of these are so unhinged that I hope I never meet people who believe in those.

[@Starry_skies_]

The harbingers sweeping this bracket is the funniest thing ever

[@I_dont_wanna_go_toSchoolBuer]

Diluma (Diluc and Thomas) actually make sense because because Thoma once lived in Mondstadt and new both Diluc and Kaeya though it's a odd rarepair but I see them more platonically

[@scorsina0.2]

Me who was waiting for Scaramona 😂😂😂😂

[@kumonoameai]

This was awesome! Enjoying the new videos you're making, can't wait to see what fun ideas you come up with next ^.^ Also, my nomination for the truly most disastrous ship: Barbara x Albert.

[@scaramouche7759]

Childe and Scara, enemies turned into lovers, the classic ship.

[@berrydemon]

can we talk about the fact that Childe's and Scara's VA's released a song which makes it so much more funny as the characters they are playing would not have even a single positive interaction 😭

[@1_0Cael1_0]

Tartaglia and Scaramouche...THOSE WERE MY MAINS... WTH🤣🤣🤣

[@NostalgiaArtist]

BATMAN AND CATWOMAN LMAOOO

[@bowenjudd1028]

Where are Alhaitham Kaveh or IttoSara?

[@selenama]

Not disastrous enough 😂