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@rize0no0sora6611 ай бұрын
add a warp trotter for the next round. it's a must at this point XD
@justsomerandomguy23911 ай бұрын
I have a video suggestion: Ranking Genshin/ or star rail characters by their kill count.
@ishadatey257710 ай бұрын
Not my ult is a nuke from the space himeko, stepping on a mine 💀
@otto-murasaki11 ай бұрын
Poor bladie. Even in a simulation, he just cant die
@kendrabimbolla788511 ай бұрын
Send help to bladie
@thecrystalliaguild11 ай бұрын
@@kendrabimbolla7885 This is so funny it sounds like some sort of donation/charity ad
@LumyTheQueen11 ай бұрын
This is so cannon compliant, I just can't!!! XD
@kendrabimbolla788511 ай бұрын
@@thecrystalliaguild I didn’t notice that till you bringed it up XD
@Accountthatexists11 ай бұрын
Blade deserves everything in the world, he's such a nice guy, after BRUTALY MUDRING U, he will plant a flower for u and lay ur weapon at that grave, what a nice guy
@alinafang282211 ай бұрын
It's deeply ironic how Dan Heng and Bailu, the two vidyadhara characters with water powers, both died drowning.
@deg110711 ай бұрын
and March, who spent time stuck in a chunk of magical ice, died from hypothermia
@Foodiiee0111 ай бұрын
@@deg1107and blade who wants to die but can’t ends up winning
@Levin_12511 ай бұрын
And Topaz being killed by a warp trotter
@deg110711 ай бұрын
and Lynx being killed by an angry Lynx stan because she doesn't stan herself(???) this is one of the funniest hunger games I've seen tbh
@PrevTsukasaRui10 ай бұрын
And Seele dies of not being able to see.. when there's a sticker called "can't see me" with Seele on it.
@rayko503711 ай бұрын
I love how Blade still can't die. Also, Kevin was an absolute menace.
@BNuts11 ай бұрын
Well, he _is_ the holder of the Signet of Deliverance. Only the Trio can beat Kevin.
@samlim796311 ай бұрын
that enraged warp trotter followed the path of destruction, those warp trotter in SU are no joke@@BNuts
@brianaguilar520411 ай бұрын
He’s the new Kevin kaslana
@mleppp154610 ай бұрын
Hi3 Kevin took over the trotter, that’s why it’s so mad
@Inverted_Wings11 ай бұрын
"March dies from hypothermia." GIRLIE HOW, THEY FOUND YOU IN A LITERAL ICE CHUNK 😭
@sabre438210 ай бұрын
Yeah as soon as I read that, just thought “how?” Pretty much same thing with topaz and lynx😂. Lynx, a landau sibling, getting in an argument about the favorite landau sibling 😅
@davidhwang58387 ай бұрын
from ice you came to ice you shall return
@w1nther93011 ай бұрын
"Not a lot of killing in round one" Qinque: OH BABY A TRIPLE-
@EvanPang-w4i11 ай бұрын
XD
@xXD4rkxR4v3nXx11 ай бұрын
ONE QUINQUILLION DAMAGE
@Accountthatexists11 ай бұрын
This meme seems like smth quique would genuilly say
@noice919311 ай бұрын
Guess todays fortune is not good for mercy
@brianaguilar520411 ай бұрын
Lmao lore accurate qingque
@w1nther93011 ай бұрын
Ironic that Blade, the guy who wants to die more than anything... Is the winner and survives yet again
@michik514011 ай бұрын
yeah death just hates this guy XD
@restart635811 ай бұрын
@@michik5140 even in real life, imagine cosplaying as blade but u won't ever have unfortunates
@brianaguilar520411 ай бұрын
Yeah
@tencive574911 ай бұрын
"I lived? Sigh."
@oggytomgamming469210 ай бұрын
"Those who cling to death, life"
@marc-antoinelefebvre-gh2le11 ай бұрын
I only have three thoughts: 1. Funny how the most suicidal guy in the game is the survivor. 2. Numby got mad. 3. Love how the site made Seele hate herself for killing Bronya. Overall: really funny
@samkeiser977610 ай бұрын
It in-character that the most suicidal guy doesn’t die.
@16Sarunn1611 ай бұрын
5:50 after all these years barefoot in the snow, hypotermia finally reaches Clara
@alexgriffondor210611 ай бұрын
And March, who was found cryogenized
@min3bubblegum11 ай бұрын
Plot twist: enraged Warp Trotter is actually Numby who got mad and went on a killing spree because Topaz wasn't allowed to take it with her.
@Gottaloveaxolotls11 ай бұрын
Numby to Topaz: *This was the last time you left me be, now you shall pay with blood*
@brianaguilar520411 ай бұрын
“I’ve been your slave for too long, now it’s time you pay your dept.”
@Thomas-q4q5n11 ай бұрын
Didn't Topaz die to the enraged Warp Trotter? Pretty funny if you ask me.
@pancrepe557611 ай бұрын
Plot twist: the Mara Struck soldier is Yanqing after going insane in the deep woods.
@Gottaloveaxolotls11 ай бұрын
@@pancrepe5576 why not Jing Yuan? He is implied to be nearing his limit in terms of age. That would explain why his demeanour is quite carefree, it is to minimise the negative emotions and memories by being as lax as he can. Prolonging being inevitability Mara-struck.
@SpookyIsReal11 ай бұрын
I imagine Blade and Huohuo were just best friends until the others forced him to kill Huohuo 😭
"I apologise." **brutally slices through Huohuo's torso**
@Chocky-Art11 ай бұрын
No stop 😭😢. How would he feel after that 😫😓
@brianaguilar520411 ай бұрын
Fr
@Usopp_Sogeki11 ай бұрын
Lynx is probably saying something about her being the worst Landau siblings, Seele being a Lynx stan is really pissed about it and said "if you can't appreciate yourself just die" before killing her. 😂
@josefkedron955811 ай бұрын
Seele is so weird in this video. AND I LOVE IT!
@Lesong10011 ай бұрын
So the dude who won is the one guy who probably cried himself to sleep with happiness finding out he has a 35/36 chance to finally die. Imagine the elation and catharsis he must’ve felt.
@Lesong10011 ай бұрын
@@SenseiThat he wants to die, 35/36 contestants die. He has a 35/36 chance to get what he wants, which is to die.
@SenseiThat11 ай бұрын
@@Lesong100 no?? That's not how that works... He has a chance of dying 35 times yes.. but it's a 1/36 chance of dying in the first round.. and each round.. that chance decreases.. for example.. it'd decrease to 1/36->1/35->1/34. But then again, I'm not knowledgeable in probabilities so you might be right.
@Lesong10011 ай бұрын
@@SenseiThat wtf are you on about bro there is no way you just got probability involved. There is no math involved people don’t die in order, there’s no rule to how many people can die at any given time. I’m saying only one person can survive the damn game so 35/36 people die in this game. He wants to be one of those 35 people but instead he won so he’s the 36th. Who takes this like I was saying he somehow has a mathematical probability at any given time to die or survive in the game?! Is that how a normal person understands what I wrote in the original comment?
@SenseiThat11 ай бұрын
@@Lesong100 I wasn't saying people die in order, like this is a hunger game simulation right? There's like character dying every round,right? Which would increase(I said decrease earlier..ignore that) the chance of each character dying.
@SenseiThat11 ай бұрын
@@Lesong100 hey mb that I didn't get what you're saying, but there is probability in this.. the character who die in this is literally random.. There's 36 characters, right? I'll give you a scenario on how this simulation game has probability.. let's say that there's 35 rounds.. and each round one character dies.. anyone of the 36 characters has a chance of dying one out of 36 times..
@WhisperingPersona11 ай бұрын
I was rooting for Blade, but I didn't actually think he would survive LMAO that is sad and hilarious at the same time.
@wtfisthisthing11 ай бұрын
8:30 this is probably the most insane twist in the whole series
@vamppooni11 ай бұрын
And the enraged warp trotter killed topaz. Numby went rabid
@Accountthatexists11 ай бұрын
@@vamppooni it's more of that topaz talent of making trotters be nice and calm around her sucks, so it's in game accurate cause topaz talent works 50% of time
@brianaguilar520411 ай бұрын
And seele killing bronya
@nickname600711 ай бұрын
Blade is so unable to die it carries over into this simulation.
@_Ten_11 ай бұрын
Everyone thirsting for Kafka is pretty accurate
@nerdyhatsu552411 ай бұрын
Blade wants to die but faith didn't let him 😅
@mellzeey11 ай бұрын
the fact that both vidyadhara who can hold their breath underwater for almost two hours drown is so funny to me
@Latency34511 ай бұрын
Tbf to Bailu, it was a frozen lake.
@Spyr0s123super11 ай бұрын
"Of 5 people..... 3 must pay the price." *Gets 3 kills* "Ok i'd done here.Where is everyone.....?"
@bluxray815511 ай бұрын
That was a wild round, why was Sampo's death so dramatic?😂
@patrickcarter282911 ай бұрын
Well, he is a part of the Masked Fools.
@caramelcwossont11 ай бұрын
Stupidly in character lmao
@ghostlyyyyyy11 ай бұрын
He looked at the camera like in the Office then died 😭
@marismoments3911 ай бұрын
2:34 she was probably like "oh! yeah! I saw blade do this. if we drown him, he'll totally turn into imbibitor lunae!" "..." "..." "..." "oh."
@igrokdesu11 ай бұрын
NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
@Makiosaa11 ай бұрын
Herta gets her puppets, but Danny doesn't get his res 😔
@talis251311 ай бұрын
Mfw March forgets Imbibitor Lunae is a different character game-wise XD
@Genshinnerd300011 ай бұрын
BEST COMMENT IVE SEEN HELP ME
@mikov648611 ай бұрын
Not the image of Bronya and Clara cuddling to try to sleep warm, only for Bronya to wake up with a dead, freezing Clara in her arms 😢 the fact that she died from the cold/hypothermia too, as if taken by the Eternal Freeze Edit: Then she STAYS AWAKE all of the next night 😭
@talis251311 ай бұрын
NOOOO 😭
@ghostlyyyyyy11 ай бұрын
STOPPPPP ITTTTT 😭😭😭😭
@GojiraZibirus9 ай бұрын
Omg😢
@MeladiFae11 ай бұрын
Imagine if Tingyun had gotten the snapped neck death
@jadbayram49611 ай бұрын
It would be with blade not dying in terms of accuracy😂
@OrcaIguana11 ай бұрын
The poetry of Blade being still unable to die is something lol
@ResidentEvilFan112311 ай бұрын
Kafka really said "I brought you into this universe and I can take you out of it!"
@xxtinct25x4811 ай бұрын
Blade: And all I wanted to do was die… This is the most ironic win and I love it
@The-seele-simp11 ай бұрын
Himeko steps on a Landmine. Captains: NEVER LET YOU GO!
@tuntalia10 ай бұрын
Himeko was doomed from the beginning
@ShadowCatGaming2611 ай бұрын
Even here, Blade cannot die Blade: Suffering from Success
@reneesalinas11 ай бұрын
Oof, poor Blade. Dude can't even die in a non-canon hunger games simulation
@benardolivier662411 ай бұрын
6:23 That was Numby ofc... 🤣 11:43 ... moral of the story, don't let your pet go enraged 🤣
@Blackoutdmc11 ай бұрын
Plot twist, Himeko's coffee wasn't poisoned. It was just the way she liked it.
@Dragon-chan888 ай бұрын
LMAO I was thinking that Himekos coffee didn't rlly need to be poisoned anyway
@Duong_thieu_nang6 ай бұрын
@@Dragon-chan88Maybe Himeko coffee is too strong that could kill people ? I don’t know .
@spacecat00211 ай бұрын
HELP ME BLADE NOT DYING IS SO FUNNY 😭😭
@auser672911 ай бұрын
Guinafen: *Finds a Bow & Arrow, plus a quiver.* my mind: "the Yoimiya is strong with this one"
@chiroptera972911 ай бұрын
Blade and Huohuo are basically undead/unluck
@nickeljinh864411 ай бұрын
undead unluck mention⁉️⁉️
@DARK-STAR255111 ай бұрын
So true.
@hendrihendri393911 ай бұрын
I mean, someone told Seele to *FINISH THE JOB* They probably meant *LAY with Bronya* not *SLAY the Bronya* Edit: 11:21 *The Two Sides of Trailblazers* One kills three FOUR kills ONE Skill issue, baby
@Koomaxx11 ай бұрын
“We said LAY bronya not SLAY bronya” 😨 HAHAHAHA
@ronnymahendra903511 ай бұрын
Qingque got that ideal 4SP+Ult+E4 RNG
@ocalypsYT11 ай бұрын
MY MANS STILL CANT DIE EVEN IN THE HUNGER GAMES
@wtfisthisthing11 ай бұрын
Seele's story is kinda tragic here
@popsodakyler11 ай бұрын
omg the seele and bronya betrayal 😭
@Seee-eele9 ай бұрын
💀
@edgarjuarez224111 ай бұрын
on one hand I was rooting for Sampo, on the other, I wanted him to trip and fall of a cliff, I'm not disappointed by his death XD.
@PicassosSister-rj5zp9 ай бұрын
You must be excommunicated
@micky93911 ай бұрын
the fact that both dan heng and bailu, who are very closely associated w/ water proceed to drown -
@caramelcwossont11 ай бұрын
Ironic how the most suicidal person in the entire game is the dude who survives and win. My man just can’t get a break. Even in a simulation, he never dies. It’s both hilarious and depressing.
@thedreamer232110 ай бұрын
10:27 Absolute plot twist: The mara-struck soldier is Yanqing who disappeared
@emmkestrel44211 ай бұрын
blade just here like "oh I'm the one who lives great, yeah, totally my intended result"
@hmmmmm690711 ай бұрын
We need to put the warp troder as a contested in the next games
@geebeepman11 ай бұрын
svarog likely just gave up and got himself gored by a warp trotter after knowing that clara died from hypothermia.
@Firefly151911 ай бұрын
3:56 Himeko's strong coffee's be like: 5:17 probably Blade rushed into them and Huohuo was standing behind healing him btw I like how Huohuo instantly ran into cave in earlier days 7:05 Final lesson 7:27 Huohuo with 2 kills is the most unbelievable thing in this 8:06 she was sleeping by unknown time in the ice crystal hypothermia: bonjour 9:40 lore accurate 9:53 Evil Seele be like: 11:41 Evil Numby be like:
@alexgriffondor210611 ай бұрын
Thought No.1: Numby went solo mode! Thought No.2: How ironic... The only character that wanted to die survived and gets his freedom... This was so fun, yes i would be very happy if you make more in the future!
@mattfrugal631511 ай бұрын
that trotter was for sure numby on a rampage while topaz is just hanging out
@skyzell502911 ай бұрын
I'm surprised HuoHuo can last that long, and also even in hunger game everyone can't stop thinking of Kafka lmao
@WEIYZ.11 ай бұрын
That paradise really is unreachable for Blade 💀😂
@jaimeeking858410 ай бұрын
Blade: Piece of cake. Dan Heng: Died by drowning…poetic.
@tuntalia10 ай бұрын
I like to imagine Yanqing is either just completely abandoned and continues living in the woods after the games end because he can't find a way out, Kevin killed him, or he was in fact the out of place mara-struck soldier
@originalequinox11 ай бұрын
Blade, enters the hunger games hoping to die, Doesn't die Blade 😠
@nei0-178 ай бұрын
canon lmaooo
@Eclipse_IV11 ай бұрын
Qingque with the highest kill count is peak comedy. Imagine being brutally murdered by a gamba gremlin.
@neconii984811 ай бұрын
Would like to imagine that himeko didnt poison the drink but it was so bad that it killed luka anyways
@YukoHoon11 ай бұрын
"Himeko accidently steps on a landmine"
@lavaniii326311 ай бұрын
12:21 I love how all of them a just insane fighters who had a high chance to actually win stuff like that, and then there is just guinaifen.
@kyamyutsu23510 ай бұрын
Im glad little HuoHuo came that far.. however her death was really sad, having a best friend till blade decides to go against her..
@Aeon_ExcellusR11 ай бұрын
Even in a different Honkai game, Kevin is completely overpowered.
@Komi888811 ай бұрын
‘FINISH THE JOB.’ THAT GOT ME DEAD-
@arreis786611 ай бұрын
SPOILERS: Clara dies of hypothermia. IT'S CUZ SHE GOT NO SHOES!!! I've been saying that since the game came out!😂 That enraged warp trotter was Numby enacting vengeance for Topaz abandoning him to protect him instead of bringing him with her. 😔 Man though the irony of so many of these events and deaths was so hilarious 🤣
@marismoments3911 ай бұрын
although we didn't see the kill stats at the end, we can tell by the leaderboard that qingque got FIVE!!!!
@igrokdesu11 ай бұрын
OH.
@slush-rl9lp10 ай бұрын
Girl got tired of working and decided to go on a killing spree 💀
@demithevampireking42859 ай бұрын
I think HuoHuo would be having a panic attack and just can't think straight, but remember if Tail decides something needs to happen he can 100% pull some strings. I think HuoHuo kills are STRICTLY Mr. Tail going "Hey... get em. get that splintered tree branch and stab em in the neck."
@peterattilaradivojevics564511 ай бұрын
Poor Baldie. He voluntiered to ruthless battle royale in order to finaly be able to die, and the Aeons decided "Not today mother fucker!"
@catfoodtastesgood580810 ай бұрын
I love the fact that its koomaxx hunger game canon that sampo can just die on command for the drama lol
@_LunaticMoon8 ай бұрын
8:10 the amount of irony being spilled from the fact march died from hypothermia is insane
@Alana-Perry11 ай бұрын
For some reason whenever I open the warp screen I always have 159 jades exactly
@Koomaxx11 ай бұрын
That is so obnoxious LOL
@marfit7711 ай бұрын
11:42 Topaz forgot to feed her warp trotter again didn't she
@BNuts11 ай бұрын
March drowns Dan Heng to activate his transformation. All according to kaiyaku.
@nl74589 ай бұрын
even on another universe... Kevin "Enrage Trotter" Kaslana is being a menace
@The_Evening_Sun10 ай бұрын
March: literally found preserved in ice. -> Dies from unrelated Hypothermia...
@ThenewArchonofFontaineYanfei7 ай бұрын
10:08 "How could you do that Seele that's your woman😭😭 THAT'S YOUR WOMAN👹👹" -Koomaxx 2023
@skyzell502911 ай бұрын
Lmao the guy who want died the most survive a hunger game by doing nothing in the end
@valivix10 ай бұрын
5:20 crazy how this is my exact team with the exact lineup 💀
@mineirotugaguoba938711 ай бұрын
Its cannon Blade can't die
@jgrant928111 ай бұрын
Thank you koomaxx. This is the kind of content the star rail space needs
@Propledd10 ай бұрын
The irony, the immortal guy who always wanted to die ends up winning out of 36 people, the two water dragons die drowning, the girl who was revived from trapped inside an ice block dies to hypothermia😭
@starry_stelle11 ай бұрын
Himeko's coffee is so bad it literally killed Luka LMAO
@CH0C0_DECO10 ай бұрын
12:06 "kevin" hm... Sounds familiar...
@baliaza448510 ай бұрын
Blade, the ONE PERSON WHO WANTED TO DIE, won the whole thing. How ironic
@dunkminimi54610 ай бұрын
11:16 kafka really did some big "boom" ......
@jjgamer139211 ай бұрын
Poor blade can't die even in a death game, he would survive Danganronpa too
@Kris_King11 ай бұрын
Granted Blade's immortal so that result makes sense xD
@Leo_Genshin10 ай бұрын
Blade not dying for 100th time (he doesn’t want to be here)
@Phantom-_-Crash10 ай бұрын
LMAOOOO I died here: 3:56 that's such a freaking Himeko move, lmao
@fazadhikarizqkoswara942910 ай бұрын
5:11old man Welt with the Rizz-!😂 Wait.... Tesla gonna know this sooner or later right?😂
@kurimiaisukurimu11 ай бұрын
"Please please please please please please.... AH! LOOKS LIKE VICTORYYY" *Silver Wolf, Jing Yuan, and Asta explode
@kiibo178611 ай бұрын
Oh geez, if that Warp trotter was Kevin, no wonder he was such a monster
@insertnamehere139811 ай бұрын
y'know there's a new beta for hunger games with a relationship mechanic
@Koomaxx11 ай бұрын
👀👀👀 I’m looking into this immediately
@kalepemberton450110 ай бұрын
Next time we just need a warp trotter called Kevin and he better win
@hanaorih11 ай бұрын
No lo puedo creer. El mes pasado hice lo mismo (incluyendo personajes secundarios, Oleg, Julian, Alina, Pascal, etc) y mi ganador también fue Blade😂 Y solo lo jugué esa vez, parece que el juego entiende quién no puede morir😅
@krys946311 ай бұрын
Even in a Hunger Games simulation Blade can't die 🤣
@baron61489 ай бұрын
I saw that "Himeko alive" at first and my first reaction was "not for long"
@NianJKL11 ай бұрын
Suprise suprised who thought that the immortal murderer would win lol. Next round Kevin has to be a contestant.
@Simmlex11 ай бұрын
Guinaifen immediately embraced her inner Yoimiya. Also it's pretty funny how the girl who was trapped in ice and the kid who runs barefoot in Belobog die of hypothermia lol Also Also, that warp trotter might be Numby XD HAHAHA Blade won XD XD XD The one guy who wants to die survives again XD
@ishaanchoudhary276411 ай бұрын
huo huo be like "domain expansion art of sealing"
@ChrisJohnstonVA11 ай бұрын
Seele went through a whole character arc after the incident
@keyofheartsheartwings666410 ай бұрын
It’s ironic how March dies from hypothermia of all things.
@dubiouslobo919011 ай бұрын
Ironic how the guy who begs for death cant find it in a death game