Married at First Sight S17 E17: Crash and Bond - A Review, Recap & Rant

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

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[@trinikaisofan5192]

I loved how Lauren refused to entertain O'Lyin.

[@jennapitts8373]

Yet. She did and she cried. Only knew him for 5 minutes and is a whole mess. I believe they did the do on the honeymoon and he did not like it.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right

[@wendyvilliers8312]

Orion does not want Lauren back because when the cameras are not around he does not text or call her he only acts like this when the camera is around to make himself look good

[@jennapitts8373]

Onion has a degree in psychology. He is trying to get one of the "experts" job. He is just as bad as they are. All of these people need a therapist including Pia.

[@imscanon]

You just know that after Orion went home and told his family/friends what happened, they slapped his ass upside the head and told him he's a first class idiot. She meant no malice and he let a GOOD woman go for nothing. She would have gone to the ends of the earth for him if he treated her right. So after all his people told him he's a fool, NOW he wants to reconnect with her. Too little too late. Damage is done and can't be undone. Now all he can do is try to change the narrative for the cameras and it's not gonna work.

[@jennapitts8373]

I doubut it. How do they know that she is a good woman? First thing she did was start an argument asking him if he ever said the "N" word. Why didn't she ask the res of that? Why asks that anyway?

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂😂

[@nellybarrett7]

Lol Eddie with the sock 😂 their skits get me everytime haha

[@Nishala8]

Right? I look forward to them! 😂😂😂

[@Rmcm1984]

I thought he was Michael with the hair 😂

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂😂

[@lizmclemore739]

The way he called her Laura with that sock hanging down!! 😂😂😂😂

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

He did say Laura 😂😂😂

[@SusanSherwin-v3f]

Lauren and Michael need to date. And if I never hear the words "trigger" and "grace" again in my life, it'll be too soon.

[@kimmie7546]

Omgness KoEd y’all had me rolling the entire episode. Y’all are hilarious 🤣😂🤣

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂😂 Thanks

[@yvonnedelories4780]

Lololol yup y'all keeps it real lololo Edub 😂😂😂 that hair piece over the eye was a surprise to me lol. Y'all FAMILY to me! Love y'all!!

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂😂

[@teamo4105]

Chloe is irritating me. I know Michael is good hearted and takes most things in fun but I can't imagine he's not going to get irritated by her always making fun of his clothes.

[@cyoohoos]

I’m sick of Lauren. She keeps crying over a man she never really knew and they split in like 2 weeks? She’s making women look bad

[@jennapitts8373]

She is making herself look bad. All these brides are.

[@danettewelborn5577]

Yes. She is too desperate.

[@jacquelinewilloughby1969]

Austin said he hoped that they crashed…he was joking because Emily only made reservations for her and Brennan to ride ATVs - it wasn’t a group event.

[@barbarabuttler7647]

I'm not signing a waiver! Do you have a T-shirt that says "I wish I was blackity black?"

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Ohh

[@ns4524]

You crack me up every week with your skits. So funny!

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Glad you like them! 😂

[@annettewiggins7857]

The props you two have is right on and is cracking me up. Love it! 😂😂😂

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂😂

[@sandraatkins2539]

Lauren was telling Orion something that Teddy Pendergrass sang: "This time baby we wont be in and out, in and out of love." She needs to remain steadfast.😂😅😂😅😂😅

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂

[@Snads615]

😂😂😂Edub- the hair, dying laughing😂😂😂

[@DaiAllday]

I’m HOLLERING at this sock really looking like Michael hair 🤣🤣 yall skits do it for me everytime

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂😂

[@CJ-zs1uh]

😂😂😂😂 loving that hair piece

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂😂

[@sandrawilliams367]

Dont think Lauren is "crying " over Olying. Shes seems like she has not healed over a past trauma and he is just a trigger.

[@royfayebridgeman2572]

In my opinion, Orion see he made a terri- ble mistake in asking for a divorce. Some- body is talking to him about what he did was stupid, especially since he has strong feelings for Lauren. That person I believe is his sister. When she & her mother had the convo about Orion at their reception, she was watching Lauren very carefully & most siblings know each other. I suspect his sister has told him he was an idiot to divorce over issues Lauren had nothing to do with. The more Lauren acts if to resist him the more he will want to be around Lauren . Lauren pre- tends she doesn't care anymore about their relationship, she does. Like many wo- men you need to show them that you want then back & resume the relation- shp, that means the man will have to work hard to get the woman back. He will start with let's be"friends," then frequent pho.calls, until he has her trust again. Orion is reading Lauren too. This relationship is fascinating to me more than the other relationships. I also believe Orion is not doing this because of time on the TV.

[@dmp04]

I think that Emily must have broken a mirror, and she is in the middle of her 7 years of bad luck.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Yikes

[@lizmclemore739]

EDub, be careful or that sock is going to end up wherever EDub Jr is! 😅

[@Nishala8]

I was just thinking I haven't seen Jr in a minute!! 😂😂😂

[@barbarabuttler7647]

Could the sock have been used to store Edub Jr?😮 And the rumors started flying. 🤣😅😂

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂😂 right

[@sylviahaynes5394]

Great Review KoEd! O’Lying wants Lauren back!!!! He realized he messed up!!

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right!!

[@serettajohnson1429]

SKIT ON POINT!

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Thanks

[@wendyvilliers8312]

Kourtney please leave Eddie alone with his sock, he's entertaining us and himself 😅

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂😂ok 😩🤦🏽‍♀️

[@VKK45428]

THE WAY I thought thought this was a love is blind notification 😭

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

It’s out now. 😂

[@jennapitts8373]

That was Michaels hair not Onions!

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I know , I couldn’t do a ponytail

[@jennapitts8373]

@@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE . 🤣🤣🤣

[@barbarabuttler7647]

That's what I thought when the skit started.🤣😅😂

[@jacquelinewilloughby1969]

Not the sock hair !!😂😂😂😅😅😅 Y’all crack me up.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂😂

[@hwat9544]

Orion didn't want her from the start! He didn't know he was going to be the only one in the group that was going to be matched to a darkskin black woman? He felt out of place but played it off as long as he could! He tries to gaslight her about being friends?

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

You think so?

[@hwat9544]

@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE Yes! He was looking for away out! That's why he use red face as a racial slur to have reason to back out of the marriage!

[@denallthornton7367]

Love the content

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Thank you

[@trinikaisofan5192]

They needed a chef since the couples do not like each other enough to have the chemistry to have an interesting cooking segment

[@barbarabuttler7647]

Can you just do that? Go on Craigslist and hire a personal chef?

[@trinikaisofan5192]

@@barbarabuttler7647 the Producers hired the chef but can't you get anything you want on Craigslist?

[@kayyydenee]

This season has stressed me out and they had no business doing a season in Denver 🥴 it’s been weird since day 1. .. HOWEVER, I love Michael ! He is different but I love his heart and spirit but I have a feeling it’s too much for that lady.. Also, I can’t wait to hear yall review LOVE IS BLIND ! The new season dropped yesterday 🎉

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Our Love is Blind episode 1 & 2 is out

[@KimontheWeb]

Great take as usual! I agree Michael is secure in his skin and to me he is all man. Austin wears pants all the time and he seem more feminine than Michael.

[@carolwinrow9489]

@KimontheWeb, I couldn't have said this any better..I Agree 😊

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

That is so true

[@Snads615]

That pop girl want to get out so bad, she running into trees - smh

[@Babyluv_]

The hair 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂

[@joyprice209]

Lauren better leave that 7 day relationship in her past, no need to be friends, just be nice when they see each other 🙄

[@litrealred6840]

Hi! Never heard so much bs out of one man, I got ATV , ride it all time, she was on smooth trail, something grad her wheels or the sun in eyes for her to hit that tree! I noticed that when they had the religious talk Austin had back off! Thanks for recap! Enjoy your weekend! 🤗🥰

[@sherilwray5559]

Some people are soft hearted the smallest thing can make us cry.

[@tyscreates]

Yall done tickled me with that intro😂

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂😂

[@greeksun369]

Because Austin is a man, everyone is completely ignoring what he is saying. Austin has said from the beginning that he ALWAYS moves slow when it comes to sex. If the roles were reversed, if becca said that she moved slowly but Austin was crying and begging every episode, we would all be mad and ready to boycot the show. The real question becca and everyone else should be asking is, why does Austin move slow when it comes to sex? There could be trauma there, i.e.. church trauma.

[@Nishala8]

Great observation! I haven't watched this season, but that is definitely a question that should be asked. And you are so right if the roles were reversed.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Good point

[@whitleywhitley2280]

😂😂😂alright now Orion aka " Trey-lon-taye Raymond Brown Williams "

[@tammydilley5194]

You two make me laugh 😂😂

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂

[@wandahoward3845]

Becca sounds so annoying; don’t beg a man, husband or boyfriend to be with you

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

Take that shoe to that silly Lauren Eddie 😂😂😂😂

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right

[@karlette]

That sock made me think about Edub, Jr. we haven’t seen him in awhile 😂😂

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂 He in rehab 😂😂

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

Loving this O'Lyin 😂😂😂😂😂😊 tell him Lauren

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right

[@ladyt2560]

Hey y’all! Long time since I watched your review, but I’m back! 😂 I agree with E-Dubb - Lauren needs to lying Orion straight out WE’RE DONE! Emily is lucky that tree branch missed her eye. Thank God she’s ok. Brennan - don’t like him - he still wanna be friends - WHYYY!?!? Sh/hv/stayed single. I do like Michael & Chloe.. Becca & Austin - girl say bye and gone ‘bout your business. Something going on w/ Austin, but can’t figure what. What happened to Cameron - ain’t seen him since surgery… smh. Claire who? 😂 This season is a little boring, but waiting for Decision Day! Holla y’all!✌🏽

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Welcome back🤗 don’t be gone so long next time ❤️🙏🏽

[@Qwertyflirty26]

I love you guys and the skits. That "hair" (sock) was giving Michael. I was expecting a scene between Chloe and him when y'all first started. This show is so exhausting, thank you for making it tolerable. Are y'all going to cover Love is Blind???

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Yes Episode 1 & 2 of Love is Blind is out

[@tammytribble8069]

😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️ it’s the skit for me!….this season is so sad to watch the way these women r getting rejected 🤦🏽‍♀️…just give me my divorce ✌🏾

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂😂

[@tyrasworld5675]

I KNOW that girl ain't still crying😒

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Yep

[@SusanSherwin-v3f]

Ugh - O'lyin. The whole "we should share our experience" thing. Why? You have 10 days of failure to share. In what world is anyone interested in what he has to say? Continue to be impressed at how clear Lauren is with her feelings and her BS and being able to communicate it. Just maybe cut the crying. Makes it seem like she's crying over the loss of him when maybe it's more about how she was treated and the loss of the opportunity to find her person. And I'm really digging Michael more and more. I think Chloe was feeling it when he was showing his athletic, masculine side. Wish she'd give him more time and get out of her own way.

[@nancymcgee9947]

I can't even watch the loser show anymore. I am just watching various reviews like yours. More HILARIOUS

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Thank you

[@christinebryant8354]

Hey Family, I don’t watch the show, but I needed a laugh tonight so I thought I’d listen 👂

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Hope we made you laugh 😂

[@BINFP]

Nah. Austin said, "I hope ya'll crash"

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😮😮😮

[@jacquelinewilloughby1969]

Side note- I have watched parts of the Prison Wives episodes. It seems VERY interesting, so I may go back and watch from the beginning. Are y’all going to review??

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Not sure but I am tapping it.

[@lisamoulton1718]

Hey Ko-Ed peeps this show is sp on my rearview mirror, I only come to see you guys!! You two are hilarious 😂 😅😅

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Thank you

[@sleggett2586]

I think the experts should come back and help the couples navigate divorce. That’s a better filler.

[@tammydilley5194]

Omfg lmao 😂😂that hair😂

[@pambrown6319]

I'm just goin drink my 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

[@sandraatkins2539]

We loved it.❤❤❤

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂

[@sheraii]

🥂 Cheers KoEd! 🥂

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Cheers 🥂

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

Happy Valentines day ❤❤❤❤❤

[@PKNCRM]

HAPPY VALEN'TINE'S DAY TO BOTH OF YOU! THANKS FOR THE VIDEO! EMILY WAS REALLY HURT! IT HAPPENED SO FAST! I AM GLAD SHE RECEIVED QUICK MEDICAL CARE AFTER IT HAPPENED! I AM PRAYING FOR A FULL RECOVERY FOR HER! MICHAEL WILL CONTINUE HIS OWN STYLE! I NEVER QUESTIONED HIS MASCULINITY!

[@rdperry007]

In my head Lauren would have been great with Michael, wish they could have had an opportunity

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I totally agree.

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

Why is Lauren entertaining O'Lyin?

[@tammydilley5194]

It's a waste of air time when they have these two on😳

[@Babyluv_]

She really wants love

[@jking-]

​@@Babyluv_yup in the wrong place

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

We don’t know 😩

[@jbird1650]

Are you two not reviewing Love Is Blind this season?

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Yes.. part 1 & 2 is out.

[@sandraatkins2539]

Happy Valentines Day. I got gold jewelry.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

That’s so nice 💕

[@Daze_OF_Dani]

He says something like I hope you wreck or something. It was jokin but he said it. I know he thought about it. I remember thinking that when she wrecked I was like damn

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Wow

[@sherilwray5559]

Mike and Clare did it

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂

[@sandrahill9535]

Clint shuda charged them last season 4 all the times he cookd. One time he fixed bout 7, 8 courses. Thy hired a cook 4 these folks cause I guess non of them cook butthy cuda did tht last season so clint cuda hd more leisure time. Thy owe him a check chile

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

That’s true

[@aliciaharris4950]

Is it just me but I think Austin is more attracted to Emily than his wife ( pink hair). I’m over this whole season too.

[@zameriarippy8561]

😮😮😮

[@barbarabuttler7647]

Edub, That dri-fit sock makes the perfect "Oh oh oh oh lyin🎶hairpiece!" I love how it doubles as a switch; we can't have Lauren shed another tear for his lying @$$. Saying Lauren scared him? Stop O'lyin, just stop.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right

[@DJ-wl9iw]

Olying made sure to give the exact number of days the marriage lasted! Why is he still on our screen??? Lauren need to go find something to cry about cause this ain’t it UGH!!

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right. He so petty

[@happygirlgooch1589]

Word do breathe life going thru cancer I only had people who would speak and pray positive, very few family member because they the first speak negative about another family member SMH! sooo ready to be done with this season stank face over the sock pull out LOL

[@tyrasworld5675]

Also, i truly believe O'Lyin likes to see Lauren cry

[@jennapitts8373]

He is using his psychology degree. Both are a mess. Seriously, why is she even crying over him? Only knew him for a minute.

[@tyrasworld5675]

@@jennapitts8373 It's more than psychology, something deep rooted LIKES it. She knows psychology too but doesn't use her powers for evil

[@barbarabuttler7647]

He's only concerned about his image; otherwise he would have called her when there was no audience. Narcissists are more concerned with image than they are with relationships.

[@barbarabuttler7647]

O'lyin doesn't mind seeing her cry or he would have stopped gaslighting her long ago. I think she cries when frustrated. Koko mentioned some people cry when angry; I do that, too! 😮

[@jennapitts8373]

@@tyrasworld5675 . Lauren has an Agriculture and Business degree. Neither have any powers. She is just sad and desperate for attention. All she has to do is say NO and walk off and talk to the other people in the house. He doesn't like her. We know it she knows it but she has a glimmer of hope.

[@kristenberry6697]

Yes prison brides is good!

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

May have to look at it.

[@a_ya_la]

This season of MAFS is the worst ever. Why are they still on the show? They divorce and make it make sense. This season, it's so bad that Keisha not doing the after show.

[@marciaknight6898]

They are contracted and obligated to finish the season, which includes After Party, Reunion, and Where Are They Now episode. After Party comes on after Prison Brides, Keisha is still doing the Party.

[@a_ya_la]

@marciaknight6898 Oh, good to know I am going to watch on Demand. They are not the 1st divorce or separate couple, and you normally do not see them anymore. So Lauren is willing to be in her feelings for the money. I wouldn't do it.

[@JanetCoulibaly-zl8nm]

Michael wants to stand out and be alone, but he was great on the ninja 🥷 nation. I never doubted it for a moment. Austin said here is the toast 🍞gotta run.🏃‍♂️ Orion said Bridge 🌉over troubled waters, 🌁pouring sauce over the beans, 🥫🫘adding the nuff to the fluff reach out and touch somebody’s hand make this process with less tension if you can. Becca will be coming around the mountain 🏔️ .If she can she will be running 🏃‍♀️ with six white wolves, howling to the wind.🌬️. Eddie, I see you want to hang out with Laron catfish crawfish 🦞 🤣🤣

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂😂

[@francesiadams7723]

Watch the MAFS this week and had to turn it off, this season is just awful, not worth looking at can't believe they are keeping it on tv, I knew you and Eddie was going to give me the low down. Poor Emilly she is accident prown , but he was there for her, but looking like he would rather been any where but there. Why was Claire and Loren and O Lying doing there and it's not good to talk about what went wrong with their marriage

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

It so awful 😞

[@sharonwest3573]

This is a boring show this season. But you two are funny. Love watching yall.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right. Thank you

[@wendyvilliers8312]

What rap song again was don't cry try?

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Don’t cry dry your eyes? Slick Rick

[@katkatt047]

😂😂😂opening

[@teamo4105]

Colorado isn't a conservative state so I think Michael's style is fine there

[@audreymartin4169]

It's been a while since I am on

[@Denine03]

I love y’all ❤

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

We love you back.

[@deborahsullivan224]

They get on my ever loving nerves

[@Mz_Shony82]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jeezuzzz😂😂😂😂

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂

[@karennewman293]

It’s too much for chloe

[@Ni-am-vx9ud]

😂😂😂😂😂on point...

[@bernadinelong917]

Eddie😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

Hey guys

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Hey 👋🏽

[@audreymartin4169]

Hi all

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Hey Hey

[@cheryljohns5868]

😂😂😂😂

[@pambrown6319]

Lauren speaks......boy bye!!😮...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jennapitts8373]

No, she cried.

[@pambrown6319]

@jennapitts8373 I know,...but I my head she said.😂😂😂

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right

[@kelleerich]

Eddie and that sock!!! 😂 Prison Brides is more entertaining than this season of MAFS!

[@barbarabuttler7647]

I loved your digression to the topic of prison brides. You've got to be a special kind of thirsty to court people in prison; just saying.😂😅🤣

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Wow!! Really?

[@katkatt047]

Hey❤❤

[@yvonnedelories4780]

😅😂😂 a guessing game with 4 people lololololololololol lolololololol. Lol O, O, O, O lying. Yeah Lauren stop the crying. Lololol Encourage who?

[@jeri8853]

I told you all that Brennan was a good man!

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

🥴

[@suziQ27]

Michael was a *super star* 🥷Ninja Warrior! 🦾😊 I know he's quirky, but I like him - and I've been trying to like Chloe, but somehow I just don't think she came on the show for the right reasons... (?) I felt SO bad for Emily -- her attitude seemed really positive, I sure hope she heals quickly. And every week, I'm just feeling more and more sad for Becca. Great review, you guys! 😊