Koutaro Be Packin' Cake, Bro Got Everyone Trippin'

- Contents -
0:00 Intro
0:09 That's what she said
0:53 This is victim blaming, your honor
2:31 "Adult Massage"
3:15 And they're roomates
5:06 God tier level begging
5:58 "Looks like western porn"
6:29 Rumour's true, guy in the middle knows
7:14 Use your strength to your advantage - Master Oogway idk
9:26 Homie said what?
9:45 Outro
SPEAKERS (seiyuu) :
Nishiyama Koutaro [西山宏太朗]
Eguchi Takuya [江口拓也]
Kakihara Tetsuya [柿原徹也]
Mafia Kajita [マフィア梶田]
Yonaga Tsubasa [代永翼]
Kimura Ryohei [木村良平]
Note :
I changed a few of the sentences on purpose for it to give off a similar impression to what they're expressing. If some of you find mistakes in the translations, please do correct me in the comment section and I'll be glad to pin them.
Thank you for your time~

[@user-Hello380]

宏太朗の尻は人を狂わせるってどういうことだよって思ったけどちゃんと10分集中して見てたら理解できたからよかった

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

このコメントをピンで留めます。これは過小評価されているんですwww😂

[@Mica-Lapis]

ねぇぇぇぇぇ〜がヤギなの天才www

[@user-nh7qq2js7c]

たろり髪型バチイケで好き

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

俺も!!(≧▽≦)♡

[@user-lq1dr1iw2b]

江口ッはいつものことなんだけど、カッキーなにしてんのwww

[@kohaneJP]

とりあえずわかった事は、江口も宏太朗も変態だわ笑 あと編集が毎回面白くて大好きです！

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

変態だwwww😭😭もう~ありがとうございますよ、本当に~😫💓

[@svt17.s2]

編集が天才的に面白いw

[@user-bs8rb8xv6y]

あのぉ、 カッキー、目覚めたのか？(歓喜)

[@mmmo11]

外国のAVじゃんは吹き出したwww

[@lucisae3866]

meanwhile kakki just here enjoying some kota's bakery crumbs lmao i cant with this man

[@misshayami4701]

Ah yes just eguchi being eguchi and kou chan being kouchan... BRUH I LOVE EGOKOTA SO MUCHHHHHH

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

HELL YEAH

[@n.k1205]

梅ちゃんが残念なイケメンなのは知ってたけど どうやら、えぐっちもちょっと困ったイケメンだな

[@kristin7146]

Oh. My. God. Your editing slays me 🤣 The "God tier level begging" part fucking killed me. Also, can I just say that Kou-chan's hair from that video looks amazing? He should do that more often.

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

Hell yeaaahh happy you enjoyed it, I put my whole effort on the edits. YESSS😳😳 Bangs to side, revealing his forehead😩 beautiful

[@kristin7146]

@@kouchannoshiri9533 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@upopx_]

防衛部出てきたwww

[@jkmok0126]

6:23 KAKKI REALLY HAS NO FILTER TO THE POINT EVEN KOUTARO HAD TO PAUSE IT RIGHT THERE HAHAHAHAHHA

[@yunnnnnnn.]

This is awesome😂😭

[@Ghost-vt3jr]

Actually at 1:24, Eguchi is debating whether they should talk about Koutaro's "home scandal" or his "set up". Koutaro protests the wording and says it sounds bad when Eguchi puts it that way but Eguchi says "no, you were definitely setting a trap". At 2:14, Eguchi then says there were snacks on the table across him and claims Koutaro was "pretending to rummage for snacks while showing me his ass" (and of course Koutaro denies this was on purpose) 😆

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

Aaaahh so he meant set uppp, I see I see, thank you so much for the clarification!! ❤️❤️💕o⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o

[@slowlife1774]

hahaha this couple... I wish they still lived together, then more spicy stories would ensue

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

Lately, Takuya said he went broke bc he wasted his damn money on branded clothings😭 and Koutaro told him that he always welcomes him anytime to his house or even just for borrowing money

[@farhinksphx5635]

EGOKOTA is hard in this one 👻

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

NO JOKE LMAOAOAAA

[@retro-san4050]

I loooove the timestamps' titles 😂

[@kakyoinisticzommelier4693]

these two be hella sus 😂

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

Fr they gettin more and more sus each clip lmaoo💀💀

[@AJellyK]

signature video for this channel ❤️❤️

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

Yepp😌😌

[@denairasama]

KAKKI AKFJJJSJ HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT LMAOOO

[@lucisae3866]

LMAO RIGHT I WAS SHOCKED WHEN HE KEEP ON BLURTING ALL THOSE THINGS HAHAHAH

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

ON A LIVE STREAM TOO ADJHSDJKBFASKJFJDF

[@arya.629]

your editing adds so much flavour to these clips LMAO so glad i found your channel, tysm for your work!!

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

Aww~ thank you thank youuu( ≧ ≦)💓 Thank you so much for watching it too!! very glad you liked my videos, especially on the edits(◍^ ^◍)✧*。

[@debu556]

bestie thanks to you, i now know that butt in japanese is shiri

[@painapple154]

And now we got another live cake on apoz day 2 lol

[@stannctorbeasquare]

Golly jee, homeboy obsessed with that cake

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

Fr fr, it's a whole bakery he got there

[@jkmok0126]

Bro I can't get past that Egu stripping Koutaro's pants part (+ him hopelessly trying to reason that it's a "senpai" thing to do jfkdlslkdl) cause it's making me shriek at freaking 2AM I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS FKING REAL I FEEL LIKE THIS ENTIRE VIDEO'S A FEVER DREAM

[@nyasuputx]

same kaki

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

ikr, get in line😂😂😂

[@Paramore_your_Decode]

I love your editing so much you don't understand

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

awwww thank youu!! I appreciate it so much especially regarding editing and such. Your comment makes me wanna post more edits

[@Paramore_your_Decode]

@@kouchannoshiri9533 ur welcome! and of course I love you also 😘~

[@megu9601]

江口宏太朗くんでいいですか？

[@user-wu6tg7xo5n]

OMGGGG THANK YOUU FOR THE SUBSSS I CANT WAIT😭😭😭😭❤️🥺

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

HELL YEAH!! I should be the one thanking you for always watching my videos😭😭💓💓💓

[@user-wu6tg7xo5n]

@@kouchannoshiri9533 Your edits are frickin’ amazing 🥺you deserve more subs. 🤞🏻

[@ere2668]

NEEEEEEEEEE 🐑😂😂😂😂

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

Sounds more like a goat than goats themselves. Goats listening be like "Is one of us giving birth?"

[@divalarissa1503]

OMG 😭

[@user-wu6tg7xo5n]

OMGGG 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@user-sokohentnk]

この編集が好き過ぎるのでいま使っている編集ソフトを教えて頂きたい…

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

sorry for the late reply, I'm using both adobe premiere pro and video pad;D

[@user-sokohentnk]

@@kouchannoshiri9533 Thanks for the reply! I love your videos and I'm glad to know about your software.I look forward to more of them! I use translation software so it may be hard to read,sorry!

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

@@user-sokohentnk No worries! All good~😉

[@pinkairez]

Does anyone know what they're saying at 8:36?

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

Sorry for the late response here. I just skipped that bit because he's basically saying the same thing, he said "and at that moment it was like PING! That's when it all started... the whole ass thing started"

[@emeraldtrancy4633]

That oh yeah had me

[@kouchannoshiri9533]

Alternative title : Eguchi being a clown, blaming koutaro while he's actually enjoying it himself