"He gently wraps her in his own web". I never knew spiders were into that kind of stuff
@mullerpotgieter5 жыл бұрын
@my account is only for comments so yeah I am implying that spiders are into mild bondage
@beepboopboisgaming6715 жыл бұрын
@@javanlawton2648 your supposedly not old enough to understand
@bkenpachi83775 жыл бұрын
Oh....I thought you meant...you know...uh....the *other* web
@Furykidxxx5 жыл бұрын
Where do you think people picked it up from? :P
@ngarinotetana26055 жыл бұрын
"You like that, you like when I wrap you tight and good?"
@Abshir1it1is5 жыл бұрын
Narrator: Lazy. Rude. Controlling. Now let’s watch him get eaten. ... are you okay, ma’am? Who hurt you?
@basicallylucassnow86445 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but this made me laugh a lot
@raresbaciu40765 жыл бұрын
Or
@raresbaciu40765 жыл бұрын
Nvm
@raresbaciu40765 жыл бұрын
You'll probably eat me later
@Kimoto5045 жыл бұрын
Yeah, something's off with whoever wrote this script. S/he knows little about science. The male destroying the web helps keep it maintained. He's doing what the females of other species would otherwise do themselves. She basically gets free labor!!! The narrator herself says that other spiders tear down and rebuild their webs. She's not wise enough to realize the male's doing this for her instead? To add, the spiders risk their lives when they take down the webs because they have to leave the center where they're protected by the stickiness of the web. When they leave the center tear down and rebuild, they need to expose themselves to predators (other spiders included). The male does this work and risks his life while the female doesn't have to with him present. So, the male is actually protecting the female with his own life. This isn't in the narrated content but someone familiar with spider behavior would know this. The narrator also states that the male spins his web with his own pharamone to repel other males and that webbing the female is probably to ward off other males. Yet she says it's to "control" the female... The narrator and/or whoever wrote the script need to get out of the business of discussing anything science related. To recap: Every negative thing she says about the male is proven false by the very content of the rest of her discussion and a very small amount of attention to details within it. Not lazy. Not "rude." Not controlling.
@joeyc94185 жыл бұрын
"Makes her more approachable" Yeah, I've always found it easier when I tie them up first
@yeli1234567955 жыл бұрын
You, sir, deserve more likes
@vinnie9065 жыл бұрын
if you're still alive, then you're doing it wrong.
@jesusc36255 жыл бұрын
I was ur 1k like what do I get
@benioniduthie65645 жыл бұрын
same but on fire
@epicfromepicgames82225 жыл бұрын
Same tbh
@laurena55024 жыл бұрын
The fact that he tied her up and still felt the need to signal that he was interested . Just wow
@jashanestone3 жыл бұрын
A Bug's Life right? 🤷🏾♂️😂😂😂
@laurena55023 жыл бұрын
@@jashanestone some species just don't get it. He the type to send a " u up?" Text right after dropping her off.
@nightmarefoxy89523 жыл бұрын
@@laurena5502 it's a bug not a human
@halolover31673 жыл бұрын
"It puts the lotion on it's skin"
@wolverine78113 жыл бұрын
Everyone needs consent 🤣
@doomedgundam66845 жыл бұрын
Bruh, she's letting him do this. He ain't no squatter, that black widow is his sugah mama.
@NoOne-px5vz5 жыл бұрын
Doomguy?
@juska42355 жыл бұрын
She's his sugah mama annnd well, she's a murderer so yea she did just bring him where she wanted him to be , RIP
@MaraDeBandzDizzelSkittlez5 жыл бұрын
Senpai DoomGuy 😂😂💀
@bei8645 жыл бұрын
Senpai DoomGuy period
@vexper9745 жыл бұрын
Yeah end up suga bebe
@lorastevens3135 жыл бұрын
Kids: Mommy what was daddy like? Mom: He was delicious
@davidhall76445 жыл бұрын
He was.... A loner... Had a lot of trouble making friends, very abrasive
@haosmagnaingram69925 жыл бұрын
Except the mom doesn’t live to see her children, if she did she would probably eat them.
@huhtaeem5 жыл бұрын
@@monk3brain365 go away or ill summon the e girls to use plastic straws.
@TheAcidMan035 жыл бұрын
F
@paraalisis5 жыл бұрын
*_Totally Scrumptious_*
@ronadomingo11565 жыл бұрын
"lethal knitter" yeah that's what they call my grandma.
@BenDover-ht5nv5 жыл бұрын
MOON MOON she stabbed mi in the dik with a crosse needle
@koimouse71705 жыл бұрын
This is 👌
@reuia67085 жыл бұрын
bHAAHHAHA
@ngarinotetana26055 жыл бұрын
@@BenDover-ht5nv "Dik" 😂😂😂
@MsTruthhurts0075 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@zweetsouffle95673 жыл бұрын
I've never seen a black widow this close before- amazing footage.
@ikimiyu3 жыл бұрын
Yez
@acutechicken57982 жыл бұрын
I used to live in a house with loads of them. I never had any problems, but they were still scary to look at.
@surfersilver66102 жыл бұрын
And you never want to in real life.
@DUWANGlai_kangyi Жыл бұрын
@@surfersilver6610 why not? 1) They're cool animals 2) The effects of their venom are exaggerated for media sensationalism (such is with spiders in general, very bad rap for such harmless and timid animals). 3) Venom is perfectly easy to deal with nowadays thanks to antivenom, though the majority of cases you don't even need that. Most of the time bites don't get bad unless you go without treating them and the wound gets infected further 3) You don't even have to worry about point 2 much because they're very docile, shy critters. They'll run away and only bite if pestered beyond their limits or if they get squished against your bare skin. A dude had to rub a black widow against his arm for 8 MINUTES STRAIGHT before she decided to bite 4) Their venom is a precious resource they use for their prey, so if you manage to get bitten, it will most likely be a very low dose or a dry bite
@ubercrusaderrammy13835 жыл бұрын
Local man destroys girlfriend’s house to show his love
@voidcrowx5 жыл бұрын
Only in Florida.
@SyobonPro5 жыл бұрын
@@voidcrowx Yes I was about to add the Florida man part for them
@thememe9865 жыл бұрын
@@voidcrowx you beat me to it😂
@cheerio.94295 жыл бұрын
Florida Man**
@Truekingr65 жыл бұрын
you guys beat me to it, fellow people of culture
@theusher28935 жыл бұрын
Please stop posting these videos of my ex wife. Thank you.
@Alex_M.R925 жыл бұрын
😱🤣🤣🤣
@CoeyThomas5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@fatimaiskandarli11975 жыл бұрын
If this is ur ex wife... then u should be dead 🤣🤣🤣 R.I.P.
@NELSONandWIGGLES5 жыл бұрын
lol so that makes you the guy who was lazy & squatted & messed up her home.Not cool.lol
@wrxstiq5 жыл бұрын
So she is a widow 😂😂😂
@lyn8465 жыл бұрын
Bro this male spider is willing to sacrifice himself, all just for one F***
@Muttboytrill4205 жыл бұрын
Rice sayaah no different than all us gentlemen in the human world 🤷♂️
@knaanman76705 жыл бұрын
Criss Dominguez You must be high.
@Dre.Tv8155 жыл бұрын
Rice sayaah I’m saying 😂😂
@Kurama1575 жыл бұрын
Lol😂
@airhead_heiress7395 жыл бұрын
That's genetic fitness and survival of the fittest for you
@goobitz42314 жыл бұрын
Me, with arachnophobia: *ah yes, this is totally something I should watch.*
@LaughsinArtBlock4 жыл бұрын
Every moment in the video im like "blawgggg"🤢. But still watching torture ng myself
@tomnovy34764 жыл бұрын
For real tho,i hope your okay
@1999yasin4 жыл бұрын
Exposure is the second step in overcoming fears! ;)
@damlgpig94974 жыл бұрын
Same here mate ;^)
@Stormieeer-z8r4 жыл бұрын
😭😭yeah
@snowman63345 жыл бұрын
Spider: *uggh finally im done with my web* Me: *Destroys it with a stick* Spider: *N A N I ?*
@cognitivedissonance87485 жыл бұрын
Are you saying you want to get in good with that spider? You know, show her the ropes? (Or rather, the lack of them...homewrecker)
@bryanrenteria51155 жыл бұрын
_bite_ The comment above me is too sophisticated for my level of intelligence
@Maddinhpws5 жыл бұрын
It is a black widow. I'm not going near that thing without a flamethrower.
@Peace.and.knowledge15 жыл бұрын
Their 667 likes now , hope helps stop the bad luck xD
@madamaonyx88445 жыл бұрын
Spider: *Wait! Come back! You're supposed to mate with me!*
@84updown5 жыл бұрын
Narrator just went through a breakup lol
@tg46555 жыл бұрын
Lol right? You can hear the spite in her voice.
@stoneoffarel5 жыл бұрын
Exactly my thoughts!!!
@noghh57675 жыл бұрын
she acts like all males are the same "hes lazy, rude, messy, controlling" she keeps on saying that
@Animerose5 жыл бұрын
I dont think so. The narration is played as a joke that didn't stick too well with the people in the comments section it seems. But spiders aren't real couples and their only goal is passing on their genetics. I wouldn't assume that the narrator is venting something it's not that deep lolol
@jackjazzhands23575 жыл бұрын
@@Animerose missed the joke itself FROM the comment section ^^
@MrTjStylez5 жыл бұрын
female: ah finally its taken me years to perfectly craft this beautiful web structure male: *im about to end this girls whole career*
@cottoncandyswirl82895 жыл бұрын
And that's why she eats you
@dallanharmon2965 жыл бұрын
She already has a man but is sending text messages inviting other men over. He finds out and gets mad and breaks the phone then tries to spice up the relationship in return she murders him and then eats him. She was cheating on him.
@bee-ep9qz5 жыл бұрын
@@dallanharmon296 he wasn't the polyamorous type ig
@the-ma-an5 жыл бұрын
Male: Ah finally it’s taken me days to perfectly destroy this beautiful web structure Female: *I’m about to end this man*
@kianarobertson015 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆
@vanishgaming30294 жыл бұрын
Narrator: "Least he can do" *male spider literally giving his life for the sake of his children*
@Donovaan4 жыл бұрын
Same with most human males. :P
@nej62464 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering if these videos have some hidden context...
@vanishgaming30294 жыл бұрын
@@nej6246 or if she's just sexist
@AttenboroughAdmirer4 жыл бұрын
@@emptybanana2126 dude. What a snowflake you are, it's a joke.
@Drobium774 жыл бұрын
@Alfonso The Lie Weaver do the same about a woman, and the toys would be thrown out with such violence, they'd enter orbit. Man bashing is all the rage now, it shouldn't be allowed, just as female bashing isn't
@gigidrojdieru37015 жыл бұрын
Me: has a horrible spider phobia Also me: casually watches this kind of videos
@sweetrose_dreams34905 жыл бұрын
Same here, im super scared of spiders. they freak me out so muc but yet here i am watching this whole entire thing to the end. Btw i love your name im a anime fan as well!!
@karimkerachni39395 жыл бұрын
It’s called Arachnophobia, not spider phobia!! Ahaha
@gigidrojdieru37015 жыл бұрын
@@karimkerachni3939 arachnophobia includes the fear of ALL eight legged creatures (scorpions, harvestmen and even ticks, arachnids, per total) not only spiders. That is where the phobia got its name. *Arachno* -phobia. So don't laugh at me if you don't do your research, because I don't like being laughed at ;)
@styl3st8885 жыл бұрын
Same, this interrupted my Evangelion marathon
@novero54635 жыл бұрын
@@gigidrojdieru3701 Actually it doesn't matter if your not scared of all of them, just being scared of one counts as Arachnophobia. Spiderphobia is not a real thing.
@burtonl72395 жыл бұрын
In other words, he is saving the lives of other males. What a bro.
@platenoise2565 жыл бұрын
bros before hos
@Nerotius955 жыл бұрын
But he is the only one who will get laid so it's kinda +-0 situation 😂
@LightLegion5 жыл бұрын
More like the Bro deleting her Facebook and Tinder accounts so other Bros don't know she exists.
@r.a.88615 жыл бұрын
@@Nerotius95 better him than me.
@RavenVargas275 жыл бұрын
Burton L yup, but I hate that he ends up dying not fair
@joshmo58545 жыл бұрын
"He's,rude, lazy,a home wrecker...he doesnt call me back" 😂😂😂
@catllionare5 жыл бұрын
Lol sounds like she's upset with someone and thought it would be better to express into this poor little spider
@leatherDarkhorse5 жыл бұрын
Gurl... of he wont, hes dead. 😂😂😂😂😂
@wannabecarguy5 жыл бұрын
Because bugs could make better choices.
@Bababooey8875 жыл бұрын
@@catllionare facts
@baryaakov5555 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@corneliojerez17914 жыл бұрын
Baby spiders: “Mama, where’s dadda” Mama spider: 👀
@losimkimrey65314 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@CiciNicoleTv4 жыл бұрын
“He’s closer than you think”🌚
@itzchloeann20163 жыл бұрын
@@CiciNicoleTv 😂😂🤚🏻
@booskie43163 жыл бұрын
The nutrients the momma eat will go into the unborn babies, so he's literally a part of them.
@heiseimeetsmonsterverse42873 жыл бұрын
@@losimkimrey6531 lol
@stephenpayne69565 жыл бұрын
“She works pretty hard to make a living”, It’s cause the taxes are so high out Californiway
@souljaboyeminem5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Payne i’m dying 🤣🤣
@010hek3 ай бұрын
Good one bro. We allways have to pay the child support one way or another. lol
@soggy58545 жыл бұрын
Narrator: "He's smaller, less venomous, *kinda cute* ." Me: "... BOY IF YOU DON'T-"
@6TH4 жыл бұрын
kik
@marthalaily50354 жыл бұрын
kik
@paintball12734 жыл бұрын
kik
@forsakenvoidz68284 жыл бұрын
no
@link12click4 жыл бұрын
kik
@Jonl1ng5 жыл бұрын
i would trash the place also if i knew shed kill me after
@unho3375 жыл бұрын
That's not why the male spider destroy the place.
@unho3375 жыл бұрын
The male destroy her hard work so he can keeps other male away from the female. sorry I have a bad explanation.
@1911GreaterThanALL5 жыл бұрын
@@unho337 Webs need to be constantly maintained. The female rebuilds her web constantly. The male gives her the silk back so she can eat it to respain her web which she does constantly to maintain the web. Also, the male guards against other females in attaching line to the web so that food is not stolen by rival females. The male is doing her a service.
@swiggityswoner2685 жыл бұрын
@@unho337 whooosh
@unho3375 жыл бұрын
@@swiggityswoner268 r/whoosh*
@dapperfield5952 жыл бұрын
So when spiders tie someone up people think it's romantic and call it a "bridal veil". But when I do it, people think its life-threatening and call it a "hostage crisis"???
@cursedpootis99455 жыл бұрын
R.I.P 1:30 MOTH never got to see his lämp ever again
@breakingbad36105 жыл бұрын
James where are you
@cursedpootis99455 жыл бұрын
@@kne5829 QUICK MAKE A GRAVE
@Anxiathy5 жыл бұрын
He never made it to his podiatrist's office.
@weese035 жыл бұрын
😔😔
@xxcrayon.eater_5 жыл бұрын
Oh god no..
@נסיךטארק5 жыл бұрын
Poor Spidey at least he doesn't have to worry about child support. *Rest in peace little buddy*
@chloec.80774 жыл бұрын
he was rude lazy and more dude
@RomanSimkins4 жыл бұрын
@@chloec.8077 humans and spiders are different give him a break
@havefaithinnobody35754 жыл бұрын
@@chloec.8077 *The Woosh has taketh you*
@TrungNguyen-ob7uy4 жыл бұрын
@Cancerous Birch Tree He was not rude! I read from another comment that the male spider is actually risking his lives to help her! Spiders rebuild and torn down their web over and over again so the female spider is actually getting free labor. While in the process of taking down the web, the male spider exposed himself to predators because the silk was taken away. Further more, the narrator said that the male spider produce pheromone to ward of other males but later, she said that he is using it to control her.
@Sournale4 жыл бұрын
Trung Nguyen overreaction but ok
@buttermochi46615 жыл бұрын
Male Spider: Hippity hoppity, I'm gonna trash your property
@catattack95755 жыл бұрын
Female spider: Tic tac, you're in my stomach.
@temporaltoast96924 жыл бұрын
4:21 “Haha that was cool. So how do you feel about consuming my flesh?”
@portalofficial68155 жыл бұрын
He isn’t rude he’s protecting other male Cause that’s what bros do
@crowfoodd5 жыл бұрын
That is actually true
@KanekiKen-lm1dl5 жыл бұрын
Trust my man ✌️
@chloedassler61565 жыл бұрын
Taking one for the team lol
@portalofficial68155 жыл бұрын
F’s in the chat bois f’s in the chat
@daniellee81625 жыл бұрын
Bromance 101
@iwannabeasquid.88715 жыл бұрын
Child: Mom where's dad? Mom: He's in my stomach.
@tytdestruction78955 жыл бұрын
"I thought the little brothers and sisters were"
@LightLegion5 жыл бұрын
@@tytdestruction7895 No, he's with mom number 4 according to this video.
@AmanRaj-lp5lz5 жыл бұрын
No no, she'll say, I pooped him out a few days before you were born!
@LightLegion5 жыл бұрын
@@AmanRaj-lp5lz I don't understand. According to this video, the male black Widow spiders don't get eaten.
@AmanRaj-lp5lz5 жыл бұрын
@@LightLegion we're talking about that particular two species in which the male somersaults to the front of the female for her to take a bite.
@katethecrazy20055 жыл бұрын
Wait... The male ties the female's legs with his silk to mate? -Does this mean that black widow- -spiders are into bondage?-
@acapybara30325 жыл бұрын
Yes
@tfwthelsdkicksin60835 жыл бұрын
Oh my....
@nadisgaming66685 жыл бұрын
Eeeeeyyyyy xD
@casedistorted5 жыл бұрын
It's 50 Shades of Arachnids.
@veganvlogger71755 жыл бұрын
Epic
@judithjermark33674 жыл бұрын
"I work really hard, all the time, to get things just right, and you come along and mess it up. You must be punished; but first, we mate."😠🕸️
@redpropvplmaoАй бұрын
lmaooo
@serenitythesivally27405 жыл бұрын
"Kinda cute" Where is my flamethrower
@aspebb5 жыл бұрын
You're not an animal lover I take it
@serenitythesivally27405 жыл бұрын
@@aspebb I do love animals Just not spiders
@aspebb5 жыл бұрын
@@serenitythesivally2740 Well at least you love centipedes
@jaredshelton47185 жыл бұрын
@@aspebb ew
@reimuhakurei21235 жыл бұрын
HANS GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER
@demondrug77885 жыл бұрын
"let's watch him get eaten" *doesn't show him get eaten* Death & Me: am I a joke to you?
@Sterlin8765 жыл бұрын
You need Jesus
@yuantheabsolutegreatbeing5 жыл бұрын
Bless you
@venidette4 жыл бұрын
F
@illusionz33624 жыл бұрын
Demondrug you mean death, you and I?
@Roody_Patootie4 жыл бұрын
Demondrug Exactly
@Squeakwee5 жыл бұрын
did i just watch the spider equivalent of bdsm
@AskJoeTaylor5 жыл бұрын
p yes, yes you did.
@armedox3145 жыл бұрын
What does bdsm stand for?
@Squeakwee5 жыл бұрын
beautiful dogs surrounding me
@kipuri49965 жыл бұрын
bible discussion/study meeting
@quangnguyentrung6475 жыл бұрын
Buddies do social media
@justsomeguywithagoatee83374 жыл бұрын
The narrator's handling the divorce well.
@jlynno5 жыл бұрын
She protecc She attacc But most importantly, he’s a snacc
@Aloe.tee44104 жыл бұрын
That sounded so wrong on several different levels
@peterbombeater31225 жыл бұрын
Child: Mom, where's Dad? Mom: Uhm...he went to the store for milk.
@childoftheking77744 жыл бұрын
...and never came back!
@nia-marieryan41964 жыл бұрын
Ur profile pic is disturbing.... :I
@bryanmeza38713 жыл бұрын
@@nia-marieryan4196 yeah
@Kara_Kay_Eschel3 жыл бұрын
@@nia-marieryan4196 I get arouse when I am disturbed.
@JIP4113 жыл бұрын
@@nia-marieryan4196 close your eyes then.
@happyb36785 жыл бұрын
“Why the male black widow is a real homewrecker” Me: what’s the tea?? 2:46 Me: oh a literal homewrecker
@stancexpunks2 жыл бұрын
I live in SoCal so black widows are very prevalent here. My dad has been bitten by them 3x now, but I only remember the last time. He was bed-ridden with pain, even tried to go to the hospital but they couldn’t really do anything about it. I just remember him laying in bed, unable to do anything and saying his entire arm hurts so bad. It’s made me very scared of this particular spider
@QuantumCat765 жыл бұрын
*Black Widow eats her mate.* Narrator: He must have done someting really terrible! Let's dive into that.
@bulgna4 жыл бұрын
And then plot twist: he didn't even got eaten
@aneria56df934 жыл бұрын
He did do trash her place lol 😔😔
@k.erosene05 жыл бұрын
"Let's look at this poor sucker for a bit" Omgosh calm down lady xD
@yungamare47505 жыл бұрын
It’s an insect..... we really doing this
@stfnj14925 жыл бұрын
@@yungamare4750 Spiders are no insects, just saying
@yungamare47505 жыл бұрын
stfnj I just picture it as a dangerous insect with 8 legs lol.
@Treychik5 жыл бұрын
@@stfnj1492 THANK YOU! 👍
@Treychik5 жыл бұрын
@@yungamare4750 he just meant to say that spiders are arachnids, not insects...different species.
@Nezuk0._5 жыл бұрын
*A single strand of hair ever so gently brushes my shoulder* Me: "SPI- SPIDER?!!?WHATNTHEFUCC"
@Nezuk0._5 жыл бұрын
@beautiful sound No, but I looked her up, and I swear she could be in a Disney movie
@Nezuk0._5 жыл бұрын
@beautiful sound I would've never known..
@Basil-.5 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@zervina31825 жыл бұрын
I got the 500th like on this comment....just saying...
@SatogohX5 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@fuzziedreams57204 жыл бұрын
1:28 *Bug making noise* *Black widow comes over* SHUT UP SHUT UP
@Steve_Green_7773 ай бұрын
Lol
@w2385-i2s5 жыл бұрын
The narrator is frustrated that no male has fallen into her trap.
@Will8311005 жыл бұрын
Either that or the last one was a waster who wrecked her house.
@monk3brain3655 жыл бұрын
Me too
@juska42355 жыл бұрын
@@Will831100 or she was simply reading the script
@peterhoulihan97665 жыл бұрын
@@juska4235 The scriptwriter is frustrated that no male has fallen into her trap.
@juska42355 жыл бұрын
@@peterhoulihan9766 yea sure I mean apparently we all relate to spiders lives
@Higashikata5 жыл бұрын
Black widow: builds web Male: breaks web Black widow: say sike right now
@muffintime9074 жыл бұрын
When sike was a trend but then got devoured by some roblox kids and turned it into a cringe phrase Now it's disappearing, and to see it again is so nice
@mlgparrot95404 жыл бұрын
It's spelled psych though not sike
@hero94024 жыл бұрын
@@muffintime907 same feeling
@kataku86095 жыл бұрын
Comments be like: 90% - narrator relationship issues 9% - commentary on the male spider 1% - prayers for the moth for not getting his lämp.🙏
@rexbarr_57835 жыл бұрын
Möth
@afonsocaetano99595 жыл бұрын
LÄMP
@kholtsclaw52665 жыл бұрын
Needed more lamps
@NoOne-yk8pn4 жыл бұрын
Gosh I can feel the spider creeping on my back and arms...
@pikagelly74657 жыл бұрын
Honestly was breathing a bit harder whenever close-ups occurred... high resolution didn’t help 😅
@QuickDrawDuel6 жыл бұрын
PikaGelly same here. Spiders are strange to look at.
@dither49186 жыл бұрын
And the super high ASMR spider sounds dont help either
@raynierjesurbiztondo92026 жыл бұрын
Uh you should watch Lucas the spider instead of this
@zes38136 жыл бұрын
wrg, doesn't matter, no anxiex etc for such or anyx
@christophermeissner74256 жыл бұрын
Boys can be spiders? I guess he was the one that got us the best speakers of any house....
@andreacooray27025 жыл бұрын
Omg they eat their boyfriends too I thought that was just me
@Playerofakind5 жыл бұрын
Hold up
@gavinparish88715 жыл бұрын
chotto matte
@JoshuaTheTransitProdigy5 жыл бұрын
Are you confirming cannabalism?
@dothmotherknowyouwearth5 жыл бұрын
#Relatable
@takeitoutsidecausethatsson76215 жыл бұрын
Pause roll that back 👀👀👀 sis what?
@Themadhatton5 жыл бұрын
That narrator definitely has relationship problems
@ilex1615 жыл бұрын
Don't take it personally dude.
@prinsis51685 жыл бұрын
@@ilex161 That's literally what the narrator was doing
@blueshoes51455 жыл бұрын
@@prinsis5168 she propably didnt even write it. So yes dont take it personally.
@yopeepthestyle83085 жыл бұрын
Maribor Forest self inflicted r/whooosh
@DFWTF5 жыл бұрын
He dies ! Reeeeeeee
@Donovaan4 жыл бұрын
"(... ) Potentially attracting a nice selection of males for her to choose from." "(...) See that vibrating? That's him signaling his interest." This is all way too close to Tinder! x)
@AdonanS5 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like the narrator has something to say to the men of the audience?
@ejangohyes78215 жыл бұрын
Mad widow, probably a white one
@robertmcdougall11445 жыл бұрын
@@ejangohyes7821 Yeah, you gotta be careful of the white tails
@AdonanS5 жыл бұрын
@Cherish Shutt We're not gonna do anything as long as you don't start anything.
@AdonanS5 жыл бұрын
@Cherish Shutt As long as we have an understanding.
@yaboiimage11265 жыл бұрын
Lol
@notwintrr5 жыл бұрын
I think she got off some personal issues here🤷🏽♀️😂
@cv25945 жыл бұрын
Sure made me feel better 😂😂
@gmellado80945 жыл бұрын
@@cv2594 youre a psycho
@cv25945 жыл бұрын
@@gmellado8094 I'm sure ur girlfriend is to
@angelicabomination16995 жыл бұрын
Everyone on earth is a spaz when you think about it :)
@timotavern34635 жыл бұрын
@@cv2594 lol
@TierZoo7 жыл бұрын
Yet another reason the black widow is low tier trash
@mistergrieves7 жыл бұрын
o hai
@hexmaniacgabby51607 жыл бұрын
TierZoo Widowmaker mains
@Toto-957 жыл бұрын
MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO ALREADY !!!
@McHeisenburger7 жыл бұрын
Love yo vids man!
@k_tess7 жыл бұрын
Shots Fiyer'd
@D-me-dream-smp Жыл бұрын
It’s an endless source of fascination learning about the immense variety of “quirky”, elaborate and oftentimes extreme behaviours that different spider species have been “programmed” to do all in the name of ensuring they pass their genes on. In the spider kingdom you really have to admire the ingenuity and gutsiness/bravery of the male spiders all in the name of fathering progeny.
@SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE7 жыл бұрын
"Lazy, Rude, Messy, Controlling" ... sounds like you're complaining about a boyfriend ?
@KyleKyle__5 жыл бұрын
J3AN P3T3R Controling is more of a girl thing
@PSippyBoye5 жыл бұрын
Pandazarecool 12 true
@aspebb5 жыл бұрын
*girlfriend/boyfriend* *
@linkspanties98085 жыл бұрын
Pandazarecool 12 no it’s equally bad. Trust me.
@PSippyBoye5 жыл бұрын
@@aspebbhow about it be girlfriend?
@shawnmorgan14085 жыл бұрын
he proteccs he attacks most important hes a snack.
@neohsocold5 жыл бұрын
*Attacc *Snacc
@brisleycook4765 жыл бұрын
@@neohsocold protecc*
@bitz32255 жыл бұрын
Ciara H not in the meme it’s not
@defaultmate5 жыл бұрын
@@ciarah9052 Wrong
@ylvajade80355 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@samothythygreat5 жыл бұрын
Male: **destroys web** Female: *SOMEBODY GON’ DAI TONIGHT.*
@secretgreen20654 жыл бұрын
you want help changing your pfp?
@samothythygreat4 жыл бұрын
SecretGreen Nah it’s no use I’ve tried everything
@secretgreen20654 жыл бұрын
@@samothythygreat your comment should be more recognized so that ppl can say f
@jomaejoestar40014 жыл бұрын
He's saving the bois
@sheer92034 жыл бұрын
I know how to fix it. Got a computer?
@VyvienneEaux4 жыл бұрын
“Actually, in most black widow spider species, and there are 31, the males don’t get eaten.” Me: “WHERE’S THE JUSTICE IN THAT?”
@thenutstealer4 жыл бұрын
CONSUME ALL DA MALES, OR AT LEAST BE LIKE LORANA BOBBIT, MORE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@MikhalisBramouell4 жыл бұрын
And females wonder why they are single4life
@thenutstealer4 жыл бұрын
@Billiam Skilliam at least i didnt say cut the balls off that would be too far, oh god im cringing so hard just thinking about it
@thenutstealer4 жыл бұрын
@Billiam Skilliam *laughs*
@sabilityone4 жыл бұрын
... you ok? They’re just animals no need to sentence em to death
@bam3lia5 жыл бұрын
me: *watches this video* also me: *itches every inch of my existence*
@saru-chan95165 жыл бұрын
I swearrr
@RomanSimkins5 жыл бұрын
Me too XD
@BenDover-ht5nv5 жыл бұрын
frowning smile insert basic meme template for attention
@glitchyme37075 жыл бұрын
If this one makes you itch (don't blame you for that) don't watch the one on ticks O.O
@bam3lia5 жыл бұрын
Ben Dover: insert unnecessary cometary that no one asked for
@pablohortal99885 жыл бұрын
Male spider: doesn't get murdered Comentator: he gets off scratch free
@gnuling2965 жыл бұрын
Do the other spiders that don't get eaten even destroy the webs like this?
@emdadahmed55925 жыл бұрын
*scot-free*
@SGT6765 жыл бұрын
@Mike H why else you think the narrator is like this its obvious her relationship ain't working out
@davidhall76445 жыл бұрын
@Mike H well you could use some adversity in your life. And the sooner you man up the better.
@Peace.and.knowledge15 жыл бұрын
@@SGT676 xD
@stevecostell8835 жыл бұрын
Hes rude, lazy, a home wrecker. Yeah Michael you should have stayed, im the only one for you.
@gavinparish88715 жыл бұрын
shaddap KAARENNNN xD
@okami_sanart58034 жыл бұрын
Ma'am, by the tone of your voice, I can understand your going through a breakup
@yepyep5315 жыл бұрын
Who else feels like something is crawling up their arm
@M4TTYN5 жыл бұрын
i peeped my arm like 4 times watching lol
@kanden275 жыл бұрын
Me too. Because I think I kept feeling something.
@thegrowl26485 жыл бұрын
Ur mom
@justiny.17735 жыл бұрын
yep yep I had one of these crawl and bite my belly when I was in bed once
@alysontucker93435 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Idazmi76 жыл бұрын
Lazy? Look at all the work he did!
@goldaria92286 жыл бұрын
Idazmi7 he did do a lot of work actually but how did he get food before he found her web
@vincentnguyen30686 жыл бұрын
It's not like he makes his own nest...
@burd41416 жыл бұрын
No because if she never made the web he would've never done anything so he just freeloaded her web
@rawn3rve6 жыл бұрын
@@burd4141 how do you know that he would've never done anything?
@shea48046 жыл бұрын
I live for these spider debates also all of you calling him lazy, hes doing what he has to get a girl :3 it's kinda romantic..... ... then she eats him
@rayel75605 жыл бұрын
Child: where’s dad Mom: you see that thing over there wrapped in my silk
@officialrivv4 жыл бұрын
Black Widow: Love my new place Male Widow: Aye one night stand
@leobuana74308 ай бұрын
One live stand
@FLUXXEUS5 жыл бұрын
I can't help but to feel attacked by the way she talked about the spider 🤔
@ZE308AC5 жыл бұрын
Don't get married
@FLUXXEUS5 жыл бұрын
@@ZE308AC I know better 😂
@ZE308AC5 жыл бұрын
@@FLUXXEUS 👍
@yungamare47505 жыл бұрын
😂
@RoseGold12245 жыл бұрын
Then that’s your problem, if the shoe fit honey 👞
@tg46555 жыл бұрын
Glad you found a constructive way to deal with your breakup......yesh.
@dalilikjouen40235 жыл бұрын
Tyler Gardner lol
@erossenpai28846 жыл бұрын
So wait.. If the male spider was being a "home wrecker", wouldn't the female spider just killed him? Something feels off about the info on this video.
@WhatDuhDogDoin6 жыл бұрын
The video is obviously blowing things out of proportion to make it seem more dramatic. Different species have different things that work for them.
@SimonNZ69696 жыл бұрын
Well if every female spider killed every male spider, there wouldn't be any spiders. She probably just tolerates it or he does it when shes sleeping. Might be just this particular type of spider too.
@SomeGuy-qh6rw6 жыл бұрын
You are correct. Either this video is purposefully being false to push an agenda, which is really weird if that is the case, or it is just wrong. The male spider is actually taking care of this female. Those lines he is destroying isn't her lines. But the lines of neighboring spiders. It makes her web more safe, and rolls up her food, and keeps it out of reach of others. Pretty sure a basic google search would have told anyone such, so I imagine they chose to re-write facts for a narrative.
@WhatDuhDogDoin6 жыл бұрын
Some Guy I don’t think it’s necessarily pushing a narrative, but is just sensationalizing it to get more attention.
@SomeGuy-qh6rw6 жыл бұрын
@@WhatDuhDogDoin But why lie about it? I don't really care about the agenda pushing, so much as the false information. Oh, and the female lays her eggs in the bundle the male creates as well.
@sakuram692 жыл бұрын
As an arachnophobe, I am both horrified and fascinated by these creatures. All I can say is that I am so friggin glad I’m not part of the insect world 😂 spiders are really, really fascinating but you still couldn’t get me near one without a flamethrower and grenade launcher
@MrWaSpY-Trn4 ай бұрын
(:🕷️
@Gabriel-jg5wh5 жыл бұрын
Poor dude, saving the whole spider community by sacrificing he's self what a great dude
@BrookeKatherine.5 жыл бұрын
*he is self*
@airmatt68365 жыл бұрын
What a bro
@KLsquish5 жыл бұрын
Brooke K I think it was autocorrect
@xVNDL_5 жыл бұрын
Spider jesus!
@romeomargot-picquendar12815 жыл бұрын
He's so selfless, he even eliminates the chances of another having to sacrifice themselves. That's dedication right there.
@JudgementalJosh7 жыл бұрын
The amount of D R A M A going on amongst this species is so funny!
@Stormtrooper6605 жыл бұрын
*The Narrator just went through a depressing moment*
@ikimiyu3 жыл бұрын
e
@Decayos2 жыл бұрын
e
@talktorch60052 жыл бұрын
e
@benthomason33073 жыл бұрын
So he just inserts himself into her life, trashes her home, keeps her from talking to other guys... and then puts down his life for the kids he fathered with her. Pretty sharp left turn there at the end.
@pinkblue92867 ай бұрын
I know that’s crazy controlling! Doesn’t even give her a say. Not to mention all the energy she spends making her web. Only for him to destroy it. I would have stopped him as soon as he started lol she literally just sat there and watched him do it. 🫣
@NewMessage7 жыл бұрын
And this is why I got an HD screen.
@MrAdryan16037 жыл бұрын
Oh that would be really cool
@hexmaniacgabby51607 жыл бұрын
New Message Right? These videos are gorgeous.
@forhandle1117 жыл бұрын
New Message You can't watch these videos without HD. It will ruin the video.
@he-who-has-seen27317 жыл бұрын
bruh I know I was cringing and crying waiting for her to grab him I was scared for him
@lexxiiixxxx6 жыл бұрын
lier HD doesnt exis just like the moon landing
@jamespurks16946 жыл бұрын
I am a former medic and your statement about the potential danger of a bite from a black widow is way too broad. A person who is not too young and not too old and have a well functioning immune system, that can apply to, but they should to an ER to be checked. However (!!) a child, an elderly person or someone with a compromised immune system must be taken or transported as quickly as possible for emergency treatment, which can involve spending time in an ICU because they are much more prone to have reactions requiring antivenom and life-sustaining interventions. My current edition of Current Medical Diagnosis and Treatment textbook states a bite from a black widow spider may cause severe systematic symptoms and death. The pain of the bite may be relieved by parenteral opioids (by injection) and muscle relaxants given iv (injected through a vein) may transiently relieve muscle rigidity.
@ethanJ4966 жыл бұрын
That's right, I've seen black widows a few times and captured one once. I searched online for how dangerous they are before I tried that.
@talacocheta90016 жыл бұрын
False Black Widow spiders, also known as cupboard spiders, have the same venom as a Black Widow - just less potent. Black Widow antivenom may be used if a bite is very severe. Always go to the ER if there's any question as to whether you'll react or not. (I've been bitten by False Black Widows and had horrible muscle spasms, sweating, and asthma attack. Not fun!)
@jamespurks16946 жыл бұрын
Talacocheta So very glad your reactions have not been worse. Based on what you have written, I would recommend going to the ER. They can treat the severe muscle spasms pain and the asthma attacks which can sometimes be fatal.
@killinqz6 жыл бұрын
JAMES PURKS is 14 year old immune system strong enough?
@smallstudiodesign6 жыл бұрын
JAMES PURKS They made it pretty clear they can’t find documented case of a death from a black widow spider in USA 🇺🇸 Plus also made it clear they are not aggressive to humans so with all due respect you made valid points and I agree However it’s worth noting the factors you did ... their description paragraph would exceed the word count on KZbin - it already goes on & on. They can’t list everything.
@Zombinejerry6 жыл бұрын
Like someone already pointed out the male doesn't just eat the webs to prevent other males from finding his mate. There's a myriad of other reasons that include but are not limited to; Recycling web, he'll cut down strands that are failing to catch food or have been broken and bundle them up so that the Female can eat her own web and regain some of her own silk. As Pulverman said, to prevent other widows from stealing food after having connected their own web structure to a rival. Tidying up the web, both the male and female will cut down debris and carcasses, you'll notice that a lot of the "trash" is bundled up and put in a specific region of the web, like a dump. Probably many more reasons, they're completely different from humans so I can only go off of what I can observe and understand.
@lelununu6 жыл бұрын
Garry McMhastegut Can you provide some sources for the claims? I am really interested in this behavior, but I can only find publications that state that males do that to make the web less attractive to rivals.
@60quidplustax766 жыл бұрын
Pulverman never said that, but i know that guy who isn't Pulverman did
@unho3375 жыл бұрын
Thanks I learn something from you.
@Victor-tl4dk2 жыл бұрын
it might also take less energy for him to help out since he is smaller.
@EnderalRocks4 жыл бұрын
Watching while on a toilet, brought my legs up and now I'm sitting in a criss cross
@dorkchops6 жыл бұрын
Found a gorgeous black widow in my garden, gonna start complimenting her from now on so she doesn't bite me
@deadsi5 жыл бұрын
Just throw money at it
@kingtreedede73035 жыл бұрын
Ktportal Productionsfuck Too late bro
@Chidera4205 жыл бұрын
If I find a spider...I burn the tree down
@randytaylor-ny7tt5 жыл бұрын
Just burn it
@epicfromepicgames82225 жыл бұрын
STEP ON HER, WHY DO YOU CALL SUCH DISGUSTING THINGS GORGEOUS, WHERE'S MY FLAME THROWER
@414MrMilwaukee5 жыл бұрын
*NATURE YOU SCARY!* 🕷 3:14 bro over there twerking
@sydparrott85525 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to hear that a lot of these guys escape cannibalism after getting laid. It's the old smash n' dash being played out in the animal kingdom
@0yq5 жыл бұрын
Syd Parrott 😂😂😂
@frosty_teacup5 жыл бұрын
hit it and quit it yk
@humzachudhary20565 жыл бұрын
pump and dump
@sydparrott85525 жыл бұрын
@@humzachudhary2056 dip 'n skip
@micahrank39255 жыл бұрын
Insert the peen and flea the seen
@Oncampus2k4 жыл бұрын
For a moment, I thought this was a Lifetime movie with all the anti-male narration going on.
@SilverScaleMA6 жыл бұрын
I haven't ever heard of someone dying from a black widow bite but I know several people who got really sick because of it... I did see a black widow web once that had three males crawling all over it and causing chaos. The female had enough and started chasing them all around trying to get them out... it was rather funny to watch. 😅
@heroofmalta91585 жыл бұрын
Crime: Being messy, kinda rude to gf, is a male Sentence: Death by snu snu
@erskinepatton32475 жыл бұрын
1000 points for the keen Futurama reference
@gavinparish88715 жыл бұрын
@@erskinepatton3247 much agreed.
@denarus39395 жыл бұрын
Snu snu 😏
@Foxboy1065 жыл бұрын
😀😨😄😫
@Kalgert5 жыл бұрын
*Whines in pure terror*
@chloejoseph92715 жыл бұрын
Narrator: he wraps her limbs in his own delicate. Me thinking: Fifty shades of grey.
@dreamsandmemories48075 жыл бұрын
I knew I wasn’t the only one😂👌🏻
@ecstaticellie8115 жыл бұрын
Fifty shades of web 😂
@petroglyph795 жыл бұрын
And she becomes submissive. How women wont admit but when you dom they giggle.
@sloops_brain75415 жыл бұрын
Fifty Shades of Canablism
@Gemmiyuh3 жыл бұрын
My mums been bitten by red backs several times in her life, it’s made her reallly sick but death definitely isn’t on the cards, however, for every time you get bitten the sickness it brings gets worse so definitely don’t get bitten by them often or death could be quite viable lol
@meneer82295 жыл бұрын
“She stays in the same web her whole life” Me: Good.
@hate94864 жыл бұрын
Meneer Stolk hot profile pic
@shoshannam71864 жыл бұрын
Me: My ADHD wouldn't allow for that🍷
@MikhalisBramouell4 жыл бұрын
Barefoot, cleaning, slaving over the next meal...
@therealjezzyc62093 жыл бұрын
Good until that web is in your home, then they never leave
@naimasntl81375 жыл бұрын
Why am I watching this if im scared of spiders...
@Matt-pn7cq5 жыл бұрын
I'm scared too and I really don't why I am watching this either
@123hattan5 жыл бұрын
To get used to them
@stevenbrawley3265 жыл бұрын
Oh, that takes me back, to elementary school, reading about things that that scared me the most and not knowing why.
@alysontucker93435 жыл бұрын
Ifk
@siddharthtripathi58064 жыл бұрын
So that we can make our enemies share our dread(imagine spiderman inspired by Batman)
@iimuffinsaur5 жыл бұрын
Me: has a fear of spiders Proceeds to watch video Paranoia increases as I go.
@alyssaj65794 жыл бұрын
I wanna know who hurt the narrator...right now.
@benjamilreed46407 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the presenter having a dig at her ex! Hahaha keep up the awesome work guys this channel is legendary
@Xbalanque846 жыл бұрын
Ben Jamil Reed Glad I'm not the only one who noticed. The subject matter is fascinating, but the presentation is nauseatingly misandrist.
@umbrasyl6 жыл бұрын
Xbalanque84 nauseating like your face
@Chronically_ChiII6 жыл бұрын
You don't even see his face, next.
@rocket88695 жыл бұрын
@@umbrasyl ah. a your face joke. is this 2nd grade?
@janrudzki86125 жыл бұрын
"So lets see, lazy, rude, messy, controlling... sounds just like someone I know, right Doug?"
@hanako83375 жыл бұрын
Offsprings of the spiders: Mom, where's dad? Black widow mom: .......
@MegaOgrady5 жыл бұрын
"Your dad is gone, but he'll always be inside me"
@MRJTHEGAMER3295 жыл бұрын
MegaOgrady XD lol nice. Top comment in my book
@Adeon555 жыл бұрын
@@MegaOgrady _Near... far... wherever you are!_ (spoiler: it's near) _I believe that... the heart does... go onnnnn..._
@wiseguy240Winston5 жыл бұрын
Thank God I'm a Male human, Male insects got it bad...
@banishedfromthedwarfplanet5305 жыл бұрын
wiseguy 26>> Spiders are not insects.
@chriiiiisssssyyyyy4 жыл бұрын
Now that Spider is like my father. LIKE LITERALLY!!!
@0_rei6807 жыл бұрын
"Lazy, rude, messy, controlling" ..."ok, let's watch him get eaten" 😂
@zw87456 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else think she was throwing shade?
@shanerye60926 жыл бұрын
zw yea she deffo was man
@foxeh1236 жыл бұрын
Extremely sexist. But it's ok since it's against men.
@BlackRose-td7tw6 жыл бұрын
zw definitely lol 😂 what’s up with her lol 😂💀
@BlackRose-td7tw6 жыл бұрын
foxeh123 Y🤔
@theriverstigs5 жыл бұрын
ah, so that's why dad hasn't come back from the gas station after 20 years
@alexhoptowit92614 жыл бұрын
Dead 😂😂😂💀
@ritikaravichandran40484 жыл бұрын
I told him I was hungry and he decided to becom-oops get a snack
@lawrencecarr49733 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kayo50117 жыл бұрын
So a guy can't ask for a commitment these days huh??
@vitaly24327 жыл бұрын
haha:)
@QueenMelodyAngel137 жыл бұрын
hh Death well there is a difference between asking for commitment and sticking a cork up someone’s vagaina because you don’t trust your woman. 😂😂😂
@ganeshprem30436 жыл бұрын
because it works. ^
@TheRealmPod6 жыл бұрын
Such a prost
@Xbalanque846 жыл бұрын
QueenMelodyAngel13 You do realize that such behavior is common in nature and better guarantees that females don't mate again, right? Forget the puerile moralizing and try to look at it from an evolutionary standpoint. In the evolutionary game, the highest priority is passing on one's genes, and the game is cutthroat. These kinds of behavior manifest in the mating system of these species because *they're successful.*
@thatonekid1.6millionyearsa784 жыл бұрын
The male widow spider taking the females web apart is like some random dude taking a woman’s nice looking house apart brick by brick so nobody else can