Kramer's Curious Contacts | Seinfeld

[@MTSpade]

“How come I never see these people?” “They wonder why they never see you?” 😂

[@phillipedwardness9591]

Such a good line

[@Ved000000]

Worlds would collide.

[@josemaria8177]

Bob Sacamano is the best Kramer contact.

[@memeshort5515]

Mickey was the best

[@jackalthereefer]

Corky Ramirez would like a word

[@kayrandy]

I always thought he said Bob Sacramento 😅😅. Thanks for straightening it out 🎉

[@1Clearwords]

He's legendary!

[@davemoss9505]

What about Mrs.Columbo?

[@johnnypolo1983]

-You sure have a lot of friends. How come I never see these people? -They wanna know why they never see you.

[@piyushmahajan5609]

There should have been another series of Kramer with Bob Sacamano, where he keeps mentioning his friends Jerry and George. 😂😂

[@75aces97]

​@@piyushmahajan5609Bob Sacamano probably doubts the existence of George Costanza.

[@ApproximatingSoda]

A brilliant response.

[@henrywallacesghost5883]

​@@piyushmahajan5609They should have done it with Vera from Cheers, Maris from Frasier, and Bob Sacamano 😂

[@ericd1632]

"What you're suggesting is illegal." "It's not illegal." "It's against the law" "Well yeah" 😆

[@conormartin3476]

When’s that?

[@johnfarlio1830]

​@@conormartin3476 Not sure if its in this clip, but it was when Kramer suggested Jerry to install cable through the black market. You can probably just search the quote and there will be a clip

[@conormartin3476]

@@johnfarlio1830 I found it shortly after thanks. I prefer when Kramers friend is recording the movie in the theatre though. "It's a perfectly legitimate business" "It's not legitimate" "It's a business".

[@johnfarlio1830]

@@conormartin3476 Lmao yeah this episode has some great scenes. Loved when the Russian cable installers were in the apartment, started fighting with each other over nothing, and then one of them bangs on the bathroom door to get the person inside out. I think it was the same guy who then later on began eating the party cake with his bare hands and hunched over like a wild animal

[@conormartin3476]

@@johnfarlio1830 that's exactly right lmao! And George fails to get revenge on that woman lmao. The baby shower is a classic episode, easily one of the best. "My little cable boy :("

[@KingDowmusic]

Kramer acting like Jerry is hilarious “Now why do you have to know everything”

[@rjathar]

The dialogue is so ridiculously absurd, like rhe characters, and hilarious... "That was my mail order bride" "Hey, you weren't home and so I signed for her" 😂

[@gutsfinky]

Made me lol

[@rjathar]

@@gutsfinky exactly! 😆

[@UncleRuckuss]

Just because you sign for someone else's package, doesn't give you the right to open it...

[@rjathar]

@@UncleRuckuss or fondle it 😜

[@chinaski141]

The slippery Pete frogger scene in the diner is one of the best scenes in sitcom history.

[@kevinfinnerty8414]

Peter Stormare is a great actor. Psychotic or comedic. Convincing at both.

[@bjornalm9950]

- Ah you mean the holes?

[@clay-pixels]

Shlomo

[@ApproximatingSoda]

Slippery Pete was the best, and the worst.

[@sahamal_savu]

Instead of "the best." let's say "good."

[@horsepower523]

This show never gets old. I've watched every episode so many times that I've basically memorized all the lines but I still find myself rewatching them after a while. And Kramer is my favorite character. He's such a quirky and chill dude. Wish I had a neighbour like him haha 😂

[@bikerrider4845]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[@Davercrooks]

@@bikerrider4845These. PRETZELS. Are. Making me THIRSTY 😂.

[@georgepaulthagoat5311]

I heard from a very wise lady once that there isn't a strange moment in your life that can't relate back to a Seinfeld episode. She hasn't missed 15 yrs later

[@SaltySouthTexan]

Same

[@williamgallucci9913]

Haha agree

[@jenniferadams7582]

Gotta say, Stan's the man. Anyone who can take a clumsy doofus like Kramer to 3 under par is legendary.

[@Gen_X]

Bet you are South African...😂

[@natekenworthy7367]

*hipster doofus

[@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661]

Better call Saul for legal advice though... not Stan.

[@yikhokheledlali9029]

@@Gen_X🤣 why ?

[@Gen_X]

@Yikhokheledlali9029, well South Africans took a grade 4 educated man and made him president 15 years ago... He then went on to embezzle hundreds of millions of dollars from the state..

[@jokeroneninesevenzero]

"I'm never going to have a child. If I lose this frogger high score, that's it for me!...George Costanza."

[@davidgalinat4257]

I feel like they should have explained the whole Slippery Pete/Kramer/mail-order bride situation a little more.

[@gutsfinky]

​@@davidgalinat4257I think not having the whole story makes it funnier

[@tomlewis9207]

No Jackie Chiles? I'm shocked and chagrinned! Outandish! Outrageous! Preposterous!!!

[@woodside4life]

Jackie’s cashing in on your wretched disfigurement!

[@tomlewis9207]

@@woodside4life Right after David Puddy, Jackie is is my favorite recurring Seinfeld character (I consider Frank Costanza a regular, due to him being a complete force of nature whenever he appears!). Bookman is the best "one and done" character.

[@woodside4life]

@@tomlewis9207 Bookman and the mohel are my favorites one-offs.

[@albundy6008]

"It's definitely preposterous!"

[@stephenpenrice1230]

@@woodside4life But it turned into the most public of his many humiliations.

[@georgepaulthagoat5311]

"Its the 90s its hammer time" Boy was my man kramer right. I was 10 in the 90s. Dad had a decent job mom stayed home and cooked and cleaned. Cartoons were good sitcoms were good. Take me back please

[@johnrawlings6610]

You and me both man.

[@Orbowitz]

Wasn't the Yugoslav wars going on during the 90s?

[@johnrawlings6610]

@@Orbowitz Not in America buddy!

[@Charlimarteli]

Same with me...those were the days...the bundys on fox at 7:30

[@Charlimarteli]

Same with me...those were the days...the bundys on fox at 7:30

[@LegalLatinoHeat]

Bob Sacamano is a Legend

[@byronleemarley9610]

You can see the progression of Kramer's character through the early years. He really started hitting his stride after the first few seasons.

[@shroomzed2947]

Definitely. Early Kramer was definitely more sleazy and creepy.

[@AdamAus85]

Lol that frogger planning scene is so great.

[@scottshanahan3827]

"It feels like we're stealing it"

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

​@@scottshanahan3827I definitely thought we were stealing it

[@lennarthagen3638]

Peter stormare

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@lennarthagen3638 He's the best...and the worst

[@dopedrums]

@@giraffesareselfish9563 I don't know if he's the best.. let's say good.

[@aldoileanumeliber]

This list of Kramer's contracts was a long overdue clip

[@shma1israel]

I just realized that Stan the Caddy is the guy who played Quark the Ferengi on Star Trek NG and DS9.

[@starjared12345]

How long did that take.?

[@danyoutube7491]

I knew his voice was familiar but I couldn't place him.

[@albundy6008]

He also played Principle Snyder on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

[@adamstewart247]

If anything I would have thought the Holistic healer guy was a ferengi

[@FranktheDachshund]

​@@starjared12345Today

[@GaryYork-tk2ow]

Bob Sacamano needs his own show.

[@JaceDanielFilms]

But the entire show he's never on camera

[@Rubyofthedead]

​@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[@durulseren2134]

and Lomez

[@Mjg503]

Yes, The Bob Sacamano Show. That would be awesome.

[@shaunbarnett2972]

Jackie Chiles was one of the absolute best characters.

[@Sigmund1924]

Yeah. He was solid😆

[@kkttss1928]

Who told you to put the balm on?! I didn't tell you to put the balm on!

[@loyisojiyana]

Not his line but applicable here. “The best Jerry, the best!” In Kenny Bania’s voice 😂

[@Will.a12]

You're face is my case

[@houseofmatrix6174]

And he smash Jerry ex 😹😹😹

[@sarahairey9294]

I love when Mickey grabs the bench in utter shock.

[@mlsaulnier]

We need a part two of this. Gold Jerry gold

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

Bob Sacamano is experienced in Everything! Lol

[@sirjohnmara]

Eckman and Bookman, must be the best guest characters of all time.

[@jackalthereefer]

"He's the best... and the worst." 😅

[@jjryan1352]

If Walmart made a line of Kramer's Vintage Clothing they'd make a fortune.

[@Sigmund1924]

You’re on to something

[@balung]

They need to bring back 90s TShirts, especially the quality.

[@henrick_the_lover]

PacSun made a line of clothes based off of Kramer during Seinfeld I had some sweaters and pants.

[@jjryan1352]

@@henrick_the_lover awesome. vintagecos made Kramer's lobster shirt

[@sgaidola76]

Doesn’t have to be Walmart, but someone has to make them!

[@classicTV2123]

I'm glad I grew up back in that time because this show is one of my favorites and I still go back and watch it on Netflix

[@williamgallucci9913]

The funniest

[@sahamal_savu]

I find it impossible to be depressed when I put a Seinfeld episode on. I'm glad I was a teenager when it was originally aired too, probably saved my life.

[@classicTV2123]

@@sahamal_savu I couldn't get enough of it Kramer is funny

[@US_John]

Kramer even eating the hospital food.. What a classic freerider while distracting with a story.

[@sahamal_savu]

It's like a Sizzler's opened up a hospital!

[@aggcavan943]

When Mickey grabs the counter, his look is perfect.

[@hotpiegravy2347]

I love the holistic healer.

[@carolynleahmaas2622]

They left out the couch grass and cramp bark Tor gave George that turned him purple.😂

[@brundlefly262]

He was in the movie "Single White Female". He played a weirdo in that, too.

[@vodaizvor6586]

dude he is Ned Ryerson from Groundhog day

[@gamalsaad7770]

Needle-head Ned

[@bodysuitguy]

​@@vodaizvor6586 Bing!

[@handymanhoney-do6881]

I was a massage therapist for a few years. That holistic healing session isn’t too far from reality

[@xavierpaquin]

I'm so down with Kramer's health advice 😂 these butchers were gonna remove his tonsils 😂

[@labla8940]

The shootout was awesome, so so unlike anything EVER on Seinfeld

[@MikeG42]

I have always been fascinated by Kramer's knowledge of the city and the diverse selection of people he knows. If you need help he'll set you up with a contact. 😄

[@nohatersallowd5709]

No matter WHAT IT IS! May be a little shoddy. But he knows somebody.

[@dannycellis1]

I’ve always guessed that when Kramer is trying to catch the accountant doing drugs, that’s his Bob Sacamano imitation.

[@roboninja565]

I always thought it was hysterical that with that weird holistic guy, Jerry never once intervenes and is like "hey George maybe don't drink that" He just cracks a joke about it, leans back, and watches the train wreck that's about to happen. He knows it's not going to go well for George but he just doesn't really care because it's 100% George's fault for going along with it all

[@ApproximatingSoda]

He's just there for potential material for his shoes.

[@GregoryWhite-g8x]

But he goes along with the free cable even though he knows it will a train wreck for him.

[@dbc7772011]

Kramer is the reason Seinfeld was so successful. Michael lRichards is an incredible actor.

[@bodysuitguy]

And he kinda had a point about the behavior of those people in the comedy store

[@rockyevans1584]

George carried the show more, and Elaine is pretty underrated. Kramers great too but boy George is the man

[@Gen_X]

When you see a highlights reel of George, you will change your mind.. Kramer is good, but George is better.

[@kushalramakanth7922]

Jerry Seinfeld was the only dud in a show named after him lol

[@Mic-r3y]

I love how having 56 channels back in the 90s was top tier cable haha

[@tthomaselli2]

I love how George Costanza & Jerry Seinfeld say "Stan the caddy..." at the same time around 1:05.

[@SlapShotRegatta22]

The Slippery Pete/Schlomo scene has to be one of the best segments ever. I die every time 🤣😂

[@ronniehaley729]

I miss this show so much , the best ever thanks for upload!

[@cheezst8ke]

Bob Sacamano. Kramer's #1 curious contact

[@bh1422]

"That was my mail order bride" "You weren't home when I signed for her!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

George needs "holes".

[@theillestKP]

Jerry's cereal lineup was amazing

[@dms79]

Slippery Pete: He's the best...and the worst.

[@johngonzalez4298]

Kramer is the GOAT

[@EpicureanWorld]

I need all the Kramers' contacts! Pronto! ✊👍

[@m.n.d5949]

The herbalist episode is one of the funniest episodes ever, not just of seinfeld but of any sitcom ever.

[@sebastiannowak8443]

Somebody forgot Lomez, the show wouldn't be the same without him 😆

[@codyelms7340]

The Kramer origin story is the greatest never to be told.

[@lucasw2880]

Who knew Slippery Pete (Peter Stormare) would go on to do more acting than every person on Seinfeld combined, lol

[@gasser5001]

The cable theft episode is so damn good!

[@bilal9ja564]

crazy scene lol

[@HanBurgundy]

Kramer’s contacts…😂 Lopez should’ve been added and the full list of Sacamano.

[@marshallheadchief8744]

Lomez

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

8:25 - 8:34 Another example of how Jerry Seinfeld's horrible acting just makes a scene even funnier. 😅

[@christopherlewis1315]

What have you done to my little Cable Boy?!?!

[@Chrisbajs]

For a split second there he even looks directly at the camera.

[@redacted2275]

​@@ChrisbajsSeason 2, he was barely a TV star, let alone an actor... plus it took a lot of takes to film it, Jerry kept breaking character lol

[@albundy6008]

Jerry was never an actor. He was a stand-up comedian doing a sit-com loosly based on his act.

[@jgirlLVR]

I love it. Jerry's bad acting is it's own character.

[@adambees2174]

I’ve never seen this episode. I thought I’ve seen every episode, at least twice.

[@ipsun1632]

Kramer can befriended anyone😂

[@jonathan2755]

kramer is too funny

[@walkermorgan1710]

Hahaha I love the guys from the frogger one. Shlomo is my fave. “Let’s say I’m good”

[@DebNKY]

Slippery Pete's the man.

[@danyoutube7491]

@@DebNKY It should have gotten a bigger laugh when Kramer first mentioned his name @13:20 ; "Believe me George, you can count on Slippery Pete."

[@RCDesertRat]

Don’t forget the pig man 😂

[@MarleneHolman-oh1jr]

Just a sick little mental patient

[@Ozymandias1111]

Top tier writing. Thank you.

[@chiapet9570]

Thank u so much for this vedio. I watch Seinfeld everyday before going to bed. Most hilarious sitcom serial made ever.each and every character tattooed in the mind . You can’t imagine them any other character.

[@loyisojiyana]

OMG I do the same thing!!! I know just about every line…😊

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

VIDEO

[@jetta5267]

" C'MON ELAINE,Take half a' bag"!😂😅😅😂😁

[@moneymikz]

Ned? Ned Ryerson?! Needle Nose Ned, Ned the Head

[@emilong]

I wonder if Kramer went back to hot showers after seeing George turn purple

[@palmerlp]

If you remember, the ambulance crashed, George got all banged up, Kramer went back to Eckman and got all better.

[@kevorka3281]

What the holistic healer was saying about the Medical establishment being a business is all true - that's the best part

[@abefroman8821]

Yea. In 2024 Im thinking he was framed.

[@joshqim3110]

You mean like literally everything else is a business? Welcome to life where almost nothing is free. Also the healer also has a business. The difference being he makes money off of sham treatments whereas doctors actually fix things.

[@abefroman8821]

@@joshqim3110 thats not always true. We need doctors and I respect them but that respect has diminished lately because of personal reasons of them failing and misdiagnosing.

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

Except in George’s case the surgery was very much necessary

[@DimT670]

But he's also a business. He's not seeing them for free. Plus he's a holistic healer, nothing he does works thus his "patients" come over and over again. That's literally the joke by the way, that he's accusing ppl of what he's doing

[@mjn8825]

To be fair, Eckman was right about Hospitals and the medical establishment. Patients are just customers. Healthy is bad for business.

[@rutgerb]

Healthy people are good for society therefor: healthy is good for business.

[@ryanhalvorsen6497]

The cold showers was right also

[@mjn8825]

@@ryanhalvorsen6497 True

[@vdiitd]

@@rutgerb he meant hospital business.

[@rutgerb]

@vdiitd I know what he ment. I have an autoimmune disease, but thanks to the hospital I am 'healthy'.

[@ED-le1pr]

The way George gestures @ 0:08 LOL

[@BrianH20092]

It's the 90's!!! It's Hammer time!!

[@reneesantiago6496]

My entire family speaks SEINLANGUAGE ❤❤❤❤

[@stephenlevenhagen4774]

Kramer was without a doubt the best character on this show!

[@brianfakerson3241]

"I offered him cigarettes! but his stupid mother is always hangin' around!" I forget how the whole crew is entirely narcissistic, you can definitely see the parallels with It's Always Sunny.

[@dotmadhack]

Hey! Always nice to see Quark in or out of costume.

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

No it's not.🙄

[@dotmadhack]

@@scarygary-qq1pj You really going to tell me that's not Armin Shimerman in 'The Caddy' or do you want to tell me it's not a good thing to see him?

[@dohboy200]

This just cracked the surface of Kramer's weird friends

[@crupert23225]

Stan sure helped at the Sue Ellen Mischke trial.

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

Stan the caddy didn't say much but he was gold!

[@dammitimmad9121]

He said enough to ruin Kramer's case against the braless wonder.

[@kevinwalters5546]

Kramer's lawyer is out of this world! Jackie?

[@TeamCGC98]

Bob Sacamano, Todd Gak, Loyd Braun, Tim Watley. Primo names lol It's funny when they say their first and last name for some reason😄😄

[@kiddetroit8403]

You know I lived with the eskimos many years ago they used to plunge their faces into the snow😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@bossfan49]

Missing Bob Sacamano's father, Brodie, Spector, Lomez, Corky Ramirez, Jackie Chiles..

[@marleymontega5654]

Yessir still funny !!!! 😂

[@NinoBrown08]

And Jay Riemenshnider

[@bossfan49]

@@NinoBrown08 oh yeah, the guy who eats horse meat.

[@wrauck]

and FDR, the guy who wished Kramer to drop dead! haha

[@joshcopeland]

@@wrauck what about his intern Darrin!

[@harveypratt995]

Mickey!! The little man. Always loved his episodes.

[@larzkruber822]

8:40 That escalated quickly.

[@jamesl9371]

Kramer is the original conspiracy theorist

[@excrono]

A Russian destroys your TV when you don’t give into blackmail. On point. “It’s the 2020s, it’s hammer time!”

[@alexmapp5444]

Kramer is hilarious!

[@kxmode]

Stan quoting the 22nd Rule of Acquisition: "Wise men can hear profit in the wind."

[@weaseltown]

Peter Stormare is such a great actor. "oh you mean the holes" ... "Where are the pizza ovens?"

[@MAMP]

4:16 the gestures here are hilarious and well deliberated :)

[@michaelhayes4537]

Jerry: "Lomez is Jewish?" Kramer: "Orthodox, Jerry, old school." Oy.

[@inthewoodshed9611]

Can’t believe this channel doesn’t have 50 million subscribers

[@dru2506]

I can't love this show more if I tried. You're not a doctor but you play one in real life.

[@bsdpowa]

The guy who plays the holistic healer always plays weirdos, he was also Laurie's college professor from That 70's Show and a Hollywood mogul from Californication. All weirdo characters :D

[@75aces97]

Also Bob Ryerson in Groundhog Day. And the amnesiac in Memento.

[@mariano3460]

No brody!?Fdr? Sure there will be a second part. Even the Lomaz mentions were hilarious!

[@LapinDebogues]

Love Tor Ackman - before his ilk starting calling themselves Reiki healers.

[@lisapage9317]

Kramer's friend Stan played Quark the Ferengi bar proprietor on Star Trek:DS9.

[@fredmossberg2069]

Without Brody, I assume there will be a Part 2. He's a reasonable man, but he's insane.

[@sustainfem]

Oh, I'd forgotten all about Brody!!

[@willc5723]

They also forgot the optician for George's glasses and the bald lady

[@synchronicity67]

Eckman? I thought he's doing time 😅...ooo George s expressions n Kramer--- ther can never be another kramer in d entire "Cosmo s"😆👍

[@sustainfem]

No, no, he's out. He got out.

[@playasadonejoe]

The way electric joe owns that glass of milk is incredible.

[@bh1422]

"It's the 90s...it's Hammer Time" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kingsecho3351]

The holistic healer is Ned Ryerson in Groundhog Day

[@jamesfpiper]

The conjoined triangles of success!

[@DarleneMartz]

He was hissing at that 🎸

[@GaryMillyz]

It's funny how you can tell if it's from S1/S2 based solely on Kramer's persona

[@ergonautilus]

And his haircut and facial hair.