Kramer's Curious Contacts | Seinfeld

Cosmo Kramer certainly knows some colorful characters, ft. Bob Sacamano et al.
00:00 Stan The Caddy (S7E12, The Caddy)
01:06 Intro
01:12 Tor Eckman, Holistic Healer (S2E8, The Heart Attack)
05:33 Anatoly Tabachnick, Sakharov of Cable Guys (S2E10, The Baby Shower)
09:17 Bob Sacamano's New Job (S3E16, The-Fix Up)
10:09 Mike Moffit Thinks Jerry's A Phoney (S3E22, The Parking Space)
11:30 Mickey Abbott, Children's Stand In (S5E16, The Stand-In)
12:40 Slippery Pete, Rogue Electrician(S9E18, The Frogger)
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Kramer's Curious Contacts | Seinfeld
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[@MTSpade]

“How come I never see these people?” “They wonder why they never see you?” 😂

[@phillipedwardness9591]

Such a good line

[@Ved000000]

Worlds would collide.

[@josemaria8177]

Bob Sacamano is the best Kramer contact.

[@memeshort5515]

Mickey was the best

[@jackalthereefer]

Corky Ramirez would like a word

[@kayrandy]

I always thought he said Bob Sacramento 😅😅. Thanks for straightening it out 🎉

[@1Clearwords]

He's legendary!

[@davemoss9505]

What about Mrs.Columbo?

[@johnnypolo1983]

-You sure have a lot of friends. How come I never see these people? -They wanna know why they never see you.

[@piyushmahajan5609]

There should have been another series of Kramer with Bob Sacamano, where he keeps mentioning his friends Jerry and George. 😂😂

[@75aces97]

​@@piyushmahajan5609Bob Sacamano probably doubts the existence of George Costanza.

[@SirClayton87]

A brilliant response.

[@henrywallacesghost5883]

​@@piyushmahajan5609They should have done it with Vera from Cheers, Maris from Frasier, and Bob Sacamano 😂

[@jenniferadams7582]

Gotta say, Stan's the man. Anyone who can take a clumsy doofus like Kramer to 3 under par is legendary.

[@Gen_X]

Bet you are South African...😂

[@natekenworthy7367]

*hipster doofus

[@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661]

Better call Saul for legal advice though... not Stan.

[@yikhokheledlali9029]

@@Gen_X🤣 why ?

[@Gen_X]

@Yikhokheledlali9029, well South Africans took a grade 4 educated man and made him president 15 years ago... He then went on to embezzle hundreds of millions of dollars from the state..

[@rjathar]

The dialogue is so ridiculously absurd, like rhe characters, and hilarious... "That was my mail order bride" "Hey, you weren't home and so I signed for her" 😂

[@gutsfinky]

Made me lol

[@rjathar]

@@gutsfinky exactly! 😆

[@UncleRuckuss]

Just because you sign for someone else's package, doesn't give you the right to open it...

[@rjathar]

@@UncleRuckuss or fondle it 😜

[@PSmizzle187]

Satire

[@horsepower523]

This show never gets old. I've watched every episode so many times that I've basically memorized all the lines but I still find myself rewatching them after a while. And Kramer is my favorite character. He's such a quirky and chill dude. Wish I had a neighbour like him haha 😂

[@bikerrider4845]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[@Davercrooks]

@@bikerrider4845These. PRETZELS. Are. Making me THIRSTY 😂.

[@georgepaulthagoat5311]

I heard from a very wise lady once that there isn't a strange moment in your life that can't relate back to a Seinfeld episode. She hasn't missed 15 yrs later

[@SaltySouthTexan]

Same

[@williamgallucci9913]

Haha agree

[@birdmanstudios7]

The slippery Pete frogger scene in the diner is one of the best scenes in sitcom history.

[@kevinfinnerty8414]

Peter Stormare is a great actor. Psychotic or comedic. Convincing at both.

[@bjornalm9950]

- Ah you mean the holes?

[@clay-sky]

Shlomo

[@SirClayton87]

Slippery Pete was the best, and the worst.

[@sahamal_savu]

Instead of "the best." let's say "good."

[@shma1israel]

I just realized that Stan the Caddy is the guy who played Quark the Ferengi on Star Trek NG and DS9.

[@starjared12345]

How long did that take.?

[@danyoutube7491]

I knew his voice was familiar but I couldn't place him.

[@albundy6008]

He also played Principle Snyder on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

[@adamstewart247]

If anything I would have thought the Holistic healer guy was a ferengi

[@FranktheDachshund]

​@@starjared12345Today

[@KingDowmusic]

Kramer acting like Jerry is hilarious “Now why do you have to know everything”

[@aldoileanumeliber]

This list of Kramer's contracts was a long overdue clip

[@ericd1632]

"What you're suggesting is illegal." "It's not illegal." "It's against the law" "Well yeah" 😆

[@conormartin3476]

When’s that?

[@johnfarlio1830]

​@@conormartin3476 Not sure if its in this clip, but it was when Kramer suggested Jerry to install cable through the black market. You can probably just search the quote and there will be a clip

[@conormartin3476]

@@johnfarlio1830 I found it shortly after thanks. I prefer when Kramers friend is recording the movie in the theatre though. "It's a perfectly legitimate business" "It's not legitimate" "It's a business".

[@johnfarlio1830]

@@conormartin3476 Lmao yeah this episode has some great scenes. Loved when the Russian cable installers were in the apartment, started fighting with each other over nothing, and then one of them bangs on the bathroom door to get the person inside out. I think it was the same guy who then later on began eating the party cake with his bare hands and hunched over like a wild animal

[@conormartin3476]

@@johnfarlio1830 that's exactly right lmao! And George fails to get revenge on that woman lmao. The baby shower is a classic episode, easily one of the best. "My little cable boy :("

[@LegalLatinoHeat]

Bob Sacamano is a Legend

[@byronleemarley9610]

You can see the progression of Kramer's character through the early years. He really started hitting his stride after the first few seasons.

[@shroomzed2947]

Definitely. Early Kramer was definitely more sleazy and creepy.

[@GaryYork-tk2ow]

Bob Sacamano needs his own show.

[@JaceDanielFilms]

But the entire show he's never on camera

[@Rubyofthedead]

​@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[@durulseren2134]

and Lomez

[@Mjg503]

Yes, The Bob Sacamano Show. That would be awesome.

[@AdamAus85]

Lol that frogger planning scene is so great.

[@scottshanahan3827]

"It feels like we're stealing it"

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

​@@scottshanahan3827I definitely thought we were stealing it

[@lennarthagen3638]

Peter stormare

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@lennarthagen3638 He's the best...and the worst

[@dopedrums]

@@giraffesareselfish9563 I don't know if he's the best.. let's say good.

[@jokeroneninesevenzero]

"I'm never going to have a child. If I lose this frogger high score, that's it for me!...George Costanza."

[@davidgalinat4257]

I feel like they should have explained the whole Slippery Pete/Kramer/mail-order bride situation a little more.

[@gutsfinky]

​@@davidgalinat4257I think not having the whole story makes it funnier

[@tomlewis9207]

No Jackie Chiles? I'm shocked and chagrinned! Outandish! Outrageous! Preposterous!!!

[@woodside4life]

Jackie’s cashing in on your wretched disfigurement!

[@tomlewis9207]

@@woodside4life Right after David Puddy, Jackie is is my favorite recurring Seinfeld character (I consider Frank Costanza a regular, due to him being a complete force of nature whenever he appears!). Bookman is the best "one and done" character.

[@woodside4life]

@@tomlewis9207 Bookman and the mohel are my favorites one-offs.

[@albundy6008]

"It's definitely preposterous!"

[@stephenpenrice1230]

@@woodside4life But it turned into the most public of his many humiliations.

[@mlsaulnier]

We need a part two of this. Gold Jerry gold

[@MikeG42]

I have always been fascinated by Kramer's knowledge of the city and the diverse selection of people he knows. If you need help he'll set you up with a contact. 😄

[@nohatersallowd5709]

No matter WHAT IT IS! May be a little shoddy. But he knows somebody.

[@sarahairey9294]

I love when Mickey grabs the bench in utter shock.

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

Bob Sacamano is experienced in Everything! Lol

[@handymanhoney-do6881]

I was a massage therapist for a few years. That holistic healing session isn’t too far from reality

[@US_John]

Kramer even eating the hospital food.. What a classic freerider while distracting with a story.

[@sahamal_savu]

It's like a Sizzler's opened up a hospital!

[@RabbiSteve1]

And also a freeloader.

[@shaunbarnett2972]

Jackie Chiles was one of the absolute best characters.

[@Sigmund1924]

Yeah. He was solid😆

[@kkttss1928]

Who told you to put the balm on?! I didn't tell you to put the balm on!

[@loyisojiyana]

Not his line but applicable here. “The best Jerry, the best!” In Kenny Bania’s voice 😂

[@Antwill_2]

You're face is my case

[@houseofmatrix6174]

And he smash Jerry ex 😹😹😹

[@sirjohnmara]

Eckman and Bookman, must be the best guest characters of all time.

[@Mic-r3y]

I love how having 56 channels back in the 90s was top tier cable haha

[@classicTV2123]

I'm glad I grew up back in that time because this show is one of my favorites and I still go back and watch it on Netflix

[@williamgallucci9913]

The funniest

[@sahamal_savu]

I find it impossible to be depressed when I put a Seinfeld episode on. I'm glad I was a teenager when it was originally aired too, probably saved my life.

[@classicTV2123]

@@sahamal_savu I couldn't get enough of it Kramer is funny

[@jackalthereefer]

"He's the best... and the worst." 😅

[@hotpiegravy2347]

I love the holistic healer.

[@carolynleahmaas2622]

They left out the couch grass and cramp bark Tor gave George that turned him purple.😂

[@brundlefly262]

He was in the movie "Single White Female". He played a weirdo in that, too.

[@vodaizvor6586]

dude he is Ned Ryerson from Groundhog day

[@gamalsaad7770]

Needle-head Ned

[@bodysuitguy]

​@@vodaizvor6586 Bing!

[@georgepaulthagoat5311]

"Its the 90s its hammer time" Boy was my man kramer right. I was 10 in the 90s. Dad had a decent job mom stayed home and cooked and cleaned. Cartoons were good sitcoms were good. Take me back please

[@johnrawlings6610]

You and me both man.

[@Orbowitz]

Wasn't the Yugoslav wars going on during the 90s?

[@johnrawlings6610]

@@Orbowitz Not in America buddy!

[@thanksleft]

Same with me...those were the days...the bundys on fox at 7:30

[@thanksleft]

Same with me...those were the days...the bundys on fox at 7:30

[@SlapShotRegatta22]

The Slippery Pete/Schlomo scene has to be one of the best segments ever. I die every time 🤣😂

[@jetta5267]

" C'MON ELAINE,Take half a' bag"!😂😅😅😂😁

[@xavierpaquin]

I'm so down with Kramer's health advice 😂 these butchers were gonna remove his tonsils 😂

[@aggcavan943]

When Mickey grabs the counter, his look is perfect.

[@kiddetroit8403]

You know I lived with the eskimos many years ago they used to plunge their faces into the snow😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@tthomaselli2]

I love how George Costanza & Jerry Seinfeld say "Stan the caddy..." at the same time around 1:05.

[@bh1422]

"That was my mail order bride" "You weren't home when I signed for her!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

George needs "holes".

[@dannycellis1]

I’ve always guessed that when Kramer is trying to catch the accountant doing drugs, that’s his Bob Sacamano imitation.

[@ronniehaley729]

I miss this show so much , the best ever thanks for upload!

[@jjryan1352]

If Walmart made a line of Kramer's Vintage Clothing they'd make a fortune.

[@Sigmund1924]

You’re on to something

[@balung]

They need to bring back 90s TShirts, especially the quality.

[@henrick_the_lover]

PacSun made a line of clothes based off of Kramer during Seinfeld I had some sweaters and pants.

[@jjryan1352]

@@henrick_the_lover awesome. vintagecos made Kramer's lobster shirt

[@sgaidola76]

Doesn’t have to be Walmart, but someone has to make them!

[@EpicureanWorld]

I need all the Kramers' contacts! Pronto! ✊👍

[@walkermorgan1710]

Hahaha I love the guys from the frogger one. Shlomo is my fave. “Let’s say I’m good”

[@DebNKY]

Slippery Pete's the man.

[@danyoutube7491]

@@DebNKY It should have gotten a bigger laugh when Kramer first mentioned his name @13:20 ; "Believe me George, you can count on Slippery Pete."

[@cheezst8ke]

Bob Sacamano. Kramer's #1 curious contact

[@labla8940]

The shootout was awesome, so so unlike anything EVER on Seinfeld

[@PSmizzle187]

Little cable boy!

[@theillestKP]

Jerry's cereal lineup was amazing

[@dbc7772011]

Kramer is the reason Seinfeld was so successful. Michael lRichards is an incredible actor.

[@bodysuitguy]

And he kinda had a point about the behavior of those people in the comedy store

[@rockyevans1584]

George carried the show more, and Elaine is pretty underrated. Kramers great too but boy George is the man

[@Gen_X]

When you see a highlights reel of George, you will change your mind.. Kramer is good, but George is better.

[@kushalramakanth7922]

Jerry Seinfeld was the only dud in a show named after him lol

[@gasser5001]

The cable theft episode is so damn good!

[@bilal9ja564]

crazy scene lol

[@jamesfpiper]

The conjoined triangles of success!

[@johngonzalez4298]

Kramer is the GOAT

[@roboninja565]

I always thought it was hysterical that with that weird holistic guy, Jerry never once intervenes and is like "hey George maybe don't drink that" He just cracks a joke about it, leans back, and watches the train wreck that's about to happen. He knows it's not going to go well for George but he just doesn't really care because it's 100% George's fault for going along with it all

[@SirClayton87]

He's just there for potential material for his shoes.

[@GregoryWhite-g8x]

But he goes along with the free cable even though he knows it will a train wreck for him.

[@chiapet9570]

Thank u so much for this vedio. I watch Seinfeld everyday before going to bed. Most hilarious sitcom serial made ever.each and every character tattooed in the mind . You can’t imagine them any other character.

[@loyisojiyana]

OMG I do the same thing!!! I know just about every line…😊

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

VIDEO

[@BrianH20092]

It's the 90's!!! It's Hammer time!!

[@adambees2174]

I’ve never seen this episode. I thought I’ve seen every episode, at least twice.

[@RabbiSteve1]

This is not one episode. It’s a mashup of many.

[@lucasw2880]

Who knew Slippery Pete (Peter Stormare) would go on to do more acting than every person on Seinfeld combined, lol

[@Ozymandias1111]

Top tier writing. Thank you.

[@HanBurgundy]

Kramer’s contacts…😂 Lopez should’ve been added and the full list of Sacamano.

[@marshallheadchief8744]

Lomez

[@m.n.d5949]

The herbalist episode is one of the funniest episodes ever, not just of seinfeld but of any sitcom ever.

[@RabbiSteve1]

That Stephen Tobolowsky helps every show and movie he’s ever been in, from GROUNDHOG DAY to JUSTIFIED.

[@mariano3460]

No brody!?Fdr? Sure there will be a second part. Even the Lomaz mentions were hilarious!

[@DiegoB0525]

When I wash my face in the mornings I always think of George asking if he can use hot water 😂

[@dms79]

Slippery Pete: He's the best...and the worst.

[@weaseltown]

Peter Stormare is such a great actor. "oh you mean the holes" ... "Where are the pizza ovens?"

[@TeamCGC98]

Bob Sacamano, Todd Gak, Loyd Braun, Tim Watley. Primo names lol It's funny when they say their first and last name for some reason😄😄

[@codyelms7340]

The Kramer origin story is the greatest never to be told.

[@dotmadhack]

Hey! Always nice to see Quark in or out of costume.

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

No it's not.🙄

[@dotmadhack]

@@scarygary-qq1pj You really going to tell me that's not Armin Shimerman in 'The Caddy' or do you want to tell me it's not a good thing to see him?

[@harveypratt995]

Mickey!! The little man. Always loved his episodes.

[@moneymikz]

Ned? Ned Ryerson?! Needle Nose Ned, Ned the Head

[@synchronicity67]

Eckman? I thought he's doing time 😅...ooo George s expressions n Kramer--- ther can never be another kramer in d entire "Cosmo s"😆👍

[@sustainfem]

No, no, he's out. He got out.

[@jonathan2755]

kramer is too funny

[@sebastiannowak8443]

Somebody forgot Lomez, the show wouldn't be the same without him 😆

[@inthewoodshed9611]

Can’t believe this channel doesn’t have 50 million subscribers

[@stephenlevenhagen4774]

Kramer was without a doubt the best character on this show!

[@lisapage9317]

Kramer's friend Stan played Quark the Ferengi bar proprietor on Star Trek:DS9.

[@hmmmmmmminteresting]

The frogger episosde is so funny. "What's that" 😂😂😂

[@ED-le1pr]

The way George gestures @ 0:08 LOL

[@MAMP]

4:16 the gestures here are hilarious and well deliberated :)

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

Stan the caddy didn't say much but he was gold!

[@dammitimmad9121]

He said enough to ruin Kramer's case against the braless wonder.

[@kevorka3281]

What the holistic healer was saying about the Medical establishment being a business is all true - that's the best part

[@abefroman8821]

Yea. In 2024 Im thinking he was framed.

[@joshqim3110]

You mean like literally everything else is a business? Welcome to life where almost nothing is free. Also the healer also has a business. The difference being he makes money off of sham treatments whereas doctors actually fix things.

[@abefroman8821]

@@joshqim3110 thats not always true. We need doctors and I respect them but that respect has diminished lately because of personal reasons of them failing and misdiagnosing.

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

Except in George’s case the surgery was very much necessary

[@DimT670]

But he's also a business. He's not seeing them for free. Plus he's a holistic healer, nothing he does works thus his "patients" come over and over again. That's literally the joke by the way, that he's accusing ppl of what he's doing

[@percyfree9831]

Love this show,didn't like for ages, but then I concentrated on watching an all clicked, wonderful characters including guests

[@RCDesertRat]

Don’t forget the pig man 😂

[@MarleneHolman-oh1jr]

Just a sick little mental patient

[@dohboy200]

This just cracked the surface of Kramer's weird friends

[@bh1422]

"It's the 90s...it's Hammer Time" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sistacentral9307]

😆 🤣 😂 We Actually Had To Watch TV Like That Back In The Early 70s, Especially If We Wanted To Watch Star Trek on UHF!! We Also Had To Take The TV OUTSIDE To Get Good Reception!!

[@bsdpowa]

The guy who plays the holistic healer always plays weirdos, he was also Laurie's college professor from That 70's Show and a Hollywood mogul from Californication. All weirdo characters :D

[@75aces97]

Also Bob Ryerson in Groundhog Day. And the amnesiac in Memento.

[@reneesantiago6496]

My entire family speaks SEINLANGUAGE ❤❤❤❤

[@playasadonejoe]

The way electric joe owns that glass of milk is incredible.

[@anthonyjamesvasquez]

8:25 - 8:34 Another example of how Jerry Seinfeld's horrible acting just makes a scene even funnier. 😅

[@christopherlewis1315]

What have you done to my little Cable Boy?!?!

[@Chrisbajs]

For a split second there he even looks directly at the camera.

[@redacted2275]

​@@ChrisbajsSeason 2, he was barely a TV star, let alone an actor... plus it took a lot of takes to film it, Jerry kept breaking character lol

[@albundy6008]

Jerry was never an actor. He was a stand-up comedian doing a sit-com loosly based on his act.

[@jgirlLVR]

I love it. Jerry's bad acting is it's own character.

[@dru2506]

I can't love this show more if I tried. You're not a doctor but you play one in real life.

[@AlexanderWeurding]

hahah great compilation! Thanks!

[@kingsecho3351]

The holistic healer is Ned Ryerson in Groundhog Day

[@willywagtail4182]

My new name for all my tipping competitions is now Stan the Caddy ..hes never wrong

[@kxmode]

Stan quoting the 22nd Rule of Acquisition: "Wise men can hear profit in the wind."

[@BDUBZ49]

Missing Bob Sacamano's father, Brodie, Spector, Lomez, Corky Ramirez, Jackie Chiles..

[@marleymontega5654]

Yessir still funny !!!! 😂

[@NinoBrown08]

And Jay Riemenshnider

[@BDUBZ49]

@@NinoBrown08 oh yeah, the guy who eats horse meat.

[@wrauck]

and FDR, the guy who wished Kramer to drop dead! haha

[@joshcopeland]

@@wrauck what about his intern Darrin!

[@hollywoodhiggins1576]

Bob has by far the most connects!

[@GaryMillyz]

It's funny how you can tell if it's from S1/S2 based solely on Kramer's persona

[@ergonautilus]

And his haircut and facial hair.

[@OmeedNOuhadi]

I feel this was a good edit. 👏.

[@DarleneMartz]

He was hissing at that 🎸

[@kiddetroit8403]

Absolutely glorious

[@alexmapp5444]

Kramer is hilarious!

[@tylergooden2183]

Glad you spelled the title correctly..

[@ipsun1632]

Kramer can befriended anyone😂