Krampus and the Christmas Misfits Part 2

TIME FOR US TO GIVE BACK TO KRAMPUS 🐮🔪
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It's Christmas time once again! Last year, Santa Claus gifted each of the misfits a very special present, and the misfits returned the favor with equally special gifts. It was a jolly time! But this year Santa is dead, and the misfits have been very very bad. So Krampus stops by the warehouse for yet another holiday gift exchange!
The following is for those multicultural.
Mezi lety 1934 a 1938, kdy bylo Rakousko pod fašistickou vládou, byl Krampus vnímán jako symbol (různě) hříchových, protikřesťanských ideálů a sociálních demokratů. Noviny rakouské katolické unie vyzvaly k bojkotu Krampa a vláda města Lienz, hlavní město Východního Tyrolska, zakazovala Krampovy tance a dále pověřila, aby všichni ctižádostiví svatý Mikuláš museli být licencováni městem. Zároveň se zavázali zatknout Krampuse, kdykoli ho viděli. Ačkoli to nezvyšovalo úroveň zákazu, v roce 1953 vedoucí vídeňské mateřské školy také publikoval brožuru, která volala Krampa "zlého muže" a varovala rodiče, kteří ho oslavovali, by mohli své děti po celý život oškubat.
Krampus and the Christmas Misfits Part 2
Thank you 🐮🔪

[@iiHeroxD]

13:40, General rule of thumb for Cow Chop videos: When “Ave Maria” starts playing in the background, that’s when you know shit is about to hit the fan

[@weebasaurasusrex7047]

CLAVIN yea i saw it coming but still laughed my ass off

[@anfunifr3nzy610]

I had to put my food away and drink water to prepare.

[@scottydo5282]

I started laughing once I heard the music, cause I knew exactly what was gonna happen.

[@LimeTimeHD]

CLAVIN lmao i was thinking the same thing

[@melvinmorris3632]

I'm fucking crying lmfao

[@xavierh.5102]

**ave maria starts** **aleks holding bottle of urine** FUCK SOUND THE ALARM SOMETHINGS COMING

[@Dredan143]

“Cowchop is getting too much like a business” oh yeah you see how formal they were when they sprayed wolf piss on each other? So corporate.

[@TheMrdirtyking]

Dredan143 or when they poor alcohol all over eachother

[@cocklexp51]

thats for a video, you dont know what happens when the cameras off

[@PaperLigers]

+cocklexp if they're still in the mindset of spraying WOLF PISS AND ALCOHOL on one another that obviously isn't contained to just the video. use some fucking logic

[@mario41221]

They were getting corporate but good thing we said something.

[@cocklexp51]

Drew Potvin so when theyre busy editing videos they start spraying eachother with piss randomly? use some fucking logic.

[@salemfahad1]

while anna looks like a snack trevor lookin like whole meal

[@KennyHedgehog]

Sal They're both looking like a whole meal

[@raulr.o4540]

Trevor is a full six course extra juicy meal while Anna is like a singular dorito.

[@massivlegendhere5873]

amen

[@3dfx511]

Sal '_'

[@PnoyBlargh]

Luis Alvarez yeah. Like one chip

[@SpaceFlye]

Strange times these are when Trevor can fat shame Aleks now

[@doomdude3034]

aleks is still slimmer than trevor imo

[@SpaceFlye]

andr00123 now he is, didn't used to be that way back in the house days

[@weebasaurasusrex7047]

SpaceFlye ik right hes slimmed down but aleks isnt even fat

[@pervZAGGert]

except I never heard Aleks fatshaming Trevor

[@thomasoreilly3913]

its all jokes my guy

[@rockyxbautista]

I don’t know why I always make the mistake of eating while watching CowChop.

[@Supercris25]

"Maybe this time it work be gross as shit" Nope

[@ready1set2die37]

Robert Bautista same

[@ym6294]

Same lol I thought I'm the only one. 🤣😂

[@keenanbewley4785]

I was literaly thinking the same thing

[@xinryx]

i was eating in the first minute and remembered its always a really bad idea

[@Hailey_piggie]

You know shit's about to go down when they start playing Ave Maria. And also I love the way Brett has learnt there's no point in running.

[@Man2Goblin]

"Learnt"

[@earl3036]

Trevor straight up went home when they brought the wolf piss out

[@insinergy_DDD]

Sloth Man wtf is up with your profile pic

[@NICKatronMC]

I just realized that he literally disappeared when they started spraying

[@Ace-jq9yr]

*here we go again*

[@sabersin5368-c2c]

Ace again with the bull wip and very stinky sprays, wich include the fart spray and the wolf urine spray.

[@MrHu58]

Once again with the Opera music. It has returned and as always something bad happens alongside it lmao

[@slaterisdead1757]

Ace Aww shit here we go again-cj

[@813Productions]

"I'm not Russian anywhere." ba dum tss

[@Len9]

813Productions idk if Jakobs reaction, to that joke, was genuine but that shit was good

[@jmarquez9567]

I dont get it?

[@Len9]

Juan Marquez it's a pun or play on words. "I'm not Russian anywhere" = "I'm not rushin' anywhere".

[@forestpig1596]

Rogue 4LPH4 I thought he meant he didn't have Russian parts because he has a big penis

[@b-2499]

all i want for christmas is for brett to have his sanity back for one day

[@guthix676]

JC Does Stuff his sanity is never coming back as long as he’s working with cow chop

[@SoulSnatcherSeven]

JC Does Stuff all i want is for skinny trevor to be nice again :(

[@Diwixy]

Shark James he gets bullied 24/7

[@Skornish]

Was he ever sane?

[@Thetruthiscosmic]

His sanity is like his hair. Long gone.

[@johnredneck2818]

I love how Trevor just disappeared as soon as Aleks started spraying that shit

[@brownguy903]

We need more Anna, I feel like they've only scratched the surface of how dark she can get, her whole bit with aleks was great

[@Bambingobongo]

extreme Lube did Aleks really sexually assault her or is it all jokes

[@ethant001]

what do you think especially now adays, cant even joke about it

[@MrHu58]

Bamboozled do you really think she'd still be there if she got harassed lmao you fool

[@Stuupidsloww]

She's also quite beautiful I'd I do say so

[@mrjusttdoit]

She said Grab em by the pussy at the end made me laugh

[@Aidy]

So this is what Asher meant by the "worst thing Cow Chop has ever done"

[@batt3ryac1d]

and we all though it was the minecraft cringemas songs

[@SomethingAbstract]

Time to burn the warehouse down...

[@SomethingAbstract]

Thermite.

[@SomethingAbstract]

Thermite can melt concrete

[@mythbusterslover14]

Props to the camera man for being the only one not gagging

[@Jake.........................]

The second the music played for Asher's gift, I knew it was only going to go downhill for the gang.

[@fattee2509]

Jake omfg when i herd that hitman music from ashers gift i was like oh shit

[@frate9165]

That Brett smile, like he knew its about to go down

[@NavidIsANoob]

4:25 Anna and her lame ass jokes are too adorable for this world

[@izzycampbell6933]

stop bullying daddy for being thicc

[@walrusrider8993]

except he looks normal lmao. not even thick, just like an average normal body weight...

[@izzycampbell6933]

Walrus Rider thicc for Aleks, he used to be tiny

[@commienist]

Walrus Rider no, I’m *thiccc*

[@MissSchnickfitzel]

He looks like a good strong adult man

[@ilikechocolatemilk1716]

0:53 Bret gets mad at jakob and trevy for almost drinking liquor 😂😂he's like the dad for them

[@qweqwe5609]

Gotta love some raging California wildfires for your classic Christmas backdrop. 12:58

[@texaswilliam]

Trevor's entering his attitude era.

[@derpamy]

Anna filming everything going to shit at the end was the best part.

[@caitling8446]

"this is gonna get really bad really fast, you know that right?"

[@aimforarse]

You know it's gonna get damn good when the opera starts

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Trevor was getting a bit too big for his boots in this, bless him.

[@CoolMoon]

Impossible, I got an ad on a Cow Chop video

[@Krungus]

Its a Christmas miracle!

[@pabloascencio7397]

Me too. It was a local ISP :)

[@Skyzhyper]

CoolMoon gasp witch craft

[@Diwixy]

Especially on this video, yeah, a miracle

[@klylet]

CoolMoon don't worry it's gone now!

[@cattmarie5441]

ANNA IS SO CUTE

[@DeathDustDespair]

catt marie I know right. That skirt she's in omfg.

[@alexsendra255]

DeathDustDespair aight bruh wtf

[@PSVitaGmer]

@@alexsendra255 😭😭😭

[@simmojosh71]

Krampus reminds me of an underrated ex youtuber

[@MiguelDiaz-sy5ir]

simmojosh ellen?

[@TheRedKnight101]

Fred?

[@SlimeKing223]

Goddamn they roasted the shit out of Aleks. I feel bad for him he was probably tearing under that mask.

[@TheRestofUsVideos]

I love when Aleks sprayed the wolf urine, Brett just sat there lmao

[@thajgab9191]

Brett is a real man

[@sheldonpierce3726]

He’s learned that there’s no point in running

[@NICKatronMC]

14:37 James getting covered in wolf piss and going through a crisis while Aleks wattles after him like a naughty gremlin that knows what he did wrong and would do it again… …is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen

[@chocolatemoose7761]

I love these so much because you can rewatch some scenes multiple times and just watch someone else’s reaction each time. Such quality content, bwois and gals. Merry Christmas!

[@memesarentfunny2248]

yeah but did anyone notice anna had NO REACTION to the piss???

[@chocolatemoose7761]

Memes Aren't Funny Cause she’s metal

[@TheSky000003]

and she wore a skirt knowing there was gonna be choas

[@Qahnaarinn]

*Cue the opera music*

[@LoganOliver1]

Qahnaarin I get an erection whenever that starts to play

[@selloutsnowman3883]

aleks to asher: "this is gonna get real bad real fast you know that right?" aleks: "OH whats this!" love it lmao

[@TahoesLimit]

Jakob got Aleks a whip.The irony

[@jarridschreiner5422]

2X the irony cause he is krampus (and black)

[@0Meganewguy]

That was the fucking joke

[@cade75]

Everton Peterson congratulations, you got the joke

[@spaghe7]

SO HE CAN WHIP JAKOB'S ASS AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

Thank you for explaining Jakob's entire point of giving him that gift as if no one else got it. Also most people don't consider Slavs white anyways.

[@666Sinn]

You can see Anna preparing to run as soon as the wolf pee comes out XD

[@bottlenose.dolphin]

6:30 Brett has called me

[@shockedaleks9645]

Fat Ass Aleks hell yeah he did ;)

[@Sharkeesha]

Anyone else coming back and re watching? Gosh I miss this content.

[@azbubba0546]

Krampus comes from Russian folklore. Too bad Aleks wasn't there to meet him.

[@alphariusomegon3965]

azbubba0546 I thought it was German folklore

[@severedtulips7641]

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's German/Austrian

[@sesesct4313]

No it's not from the Russian folklore.

[@em_birch]

Krampus definitely isn't Russian. But in the context of this video that joke works so.

[@elektrowalzer]

It's German. They have many stories to scare little kids so they can behave over there lol

[@DissolvedEvolution]

It's not a Cowchop episode until Jacob throws up!

[@a.lamontagne]

Look how peaceful and cozy it is at the start. Anna got some funny gifts and stuff, they're having a great time! Yeah give it a few minutes...

[@boredcrazy5]

I see that Ellen failed to spend Christmas with them

[@pizzadoog]

actually she shows up at the end!

[@georgebirt6534]

Trevors little “i knew it” when Aleks started spraying the wolf piss😂😂

[@libraryofdos]

"you're kinda mean dude" - jacob

[@cheekyolmate9229]

2:41 It's moments like this that James' inner slave owner comes out. He doesn't even give his subordinates the respect of eye contact, as he pokes and gives his commands.

[@mr.quackers3619]

At the end Anna grabs a camera so she doesn't have to be involved anymore.

[@MuscleParty]

Mr. Quackers she thinks fast

[@randomkid1234578]

Anna's constant struggle to keep her skirt from going up is GOLD

[@metaomicron72]

The R R got my hopes up

[@SergioR00]

The R R 😤✊🍆💦

[@phyliciajohnson92]

Ew I can see WHY Anna left. Gross fat gamer Bros trying to be funny but is actually disgusting

[@Mcnutty924]

@@phyliciajohnson92 Would you say the same thing about a bunch of horny girls saying that about a hot guy?

[@xlbertoiwanoxl73]

*SPOILER ALERT* 16:21 Krampus identity revealed, it was Aleks the whole time

[@kingjayjay98]

XlbertoIwano :v alecckxs*

[@SergioR00]

kingjayjay98 I prefer *Alekso-Sexo*

[@lentayotaysh]

2015- Fat James Thin Aleks 2017- Fat Aleks Thin James

[@swrenan]

good god theyre ALL going after aleks im actually starting to feel a little bad because hes not even fat really

[@14LPfreak]

That was fucking incredible. Bretts face when he realized what ashers gifts was. The unfiltered fear in his eyes. Top notch content boys and girls

[@Bob-ck4dl]

Should’ve gotten him a green card

[@lkcullen1918]

He has a green card. In one of the older BTS videos he shows it to some guy at Wal Mart

[@lkcullen1918]

Barnabas Maeres Alright then, my bad

[@heinrichberthold7839]

Two years later and this is still one of the best cow chop videos of all time.

[@TetraSky]

Poor Trevor... always the butt of the joke...

[@thedoctorfl4280]

Well tbf he did insult make fun of Aleks' weight every chance he could get in this video.

[@ericx6969]

manage to rage quit before the wolf piss lol

[@niclennox2555]

Tetra Sky FUUUUUCK Trevor. Merry Christmas everyone!

[@crust-ian]

Tetra Sky he is a butt

[@GrebbysAntics]

Who gives a shit, both Aleks and Trevor can take the shit they throw at one another (sometimes literally) its why Cow Chop works. Because its not full of pussies who whine at each other.

[@ExileOfSand]

Man this was chaos at its finniest. Wolf Pee, Bull Whips, Fire, Sauna pants, and vomiting galore! What a great time it was to be alive and see them

[@Inuwoodx]

The video was a 10/10, then the wolf piss came and the rating got out of the roof... like a 10.000/10 I would say

[@Saucey_0y0]

I like how the green screen changed from a small kindle to a fucking forest fire.

[@GwynethEmily]

More Anna next year please, thank you

[@dylyn1148]

"IT SMELLS SO FUCKING BAD" As Brett just sits in the smell and endures it all

[@Joshimy]

I was laughing my ass off when Jacob threw up everywhere. I'm a horrible person

[@metaomicron72]

Joshimy how old are you?

[@CoxBernthal01]

James at 11:39 looks like he’s remembering the last time someone pulled out a bull-whip at the workplace.

[@FajitaPants]

I'm either reaaaaaaaally drunk or this video was funnier than usual nice

[@thed4ylight0wl]

dang its like how did we not see how clearly not in character my mans was, actual unhappiness

[@sznaredrum]

i like how one of the tags is "horror"

[@MrBoko1234]

THE OPERA SONGS ARE BACK

[@shockedaleks9645]

I love how they gave Aleks gifts that have to do with weight loss just to make fun of him for being fat lol

[@Tuw4k]

I love how the greenscreen went from a calm fire to a damn wildfire. Kudos to the editor

[@briclark7652]

god I feel so bad for whoever has to clean the set......

[@alexs1640]

Are you kidding? These guys just sweep it into a corner and don't go there anymore

[@Nobody-wx6rk]

Brianna Clark james said that he's the one that does most of the cleaning on his twitter

[@metaomicron72]

Can't wait for the farewell Trevor video.

[@asscheeks3142]

*NEVER* ‼️

[@jestersnb9761]

I will literally stop watching cowchop if that happens trevor is og and basically the best one when it comes to skit comedy

[@metaomicron72]

You need to reevaluate your comedy standards.

[@brethart8242]

LazyRock you're about to get your wish

[@2009godzillafan]

saorsa He left, you stop watching?

[@MrHu58]

I haven't watched the last three videos from cowchop so I put them all in different tabs and let the ads run whilst I went to the bathroom. Y'all need the moneys

[@HexAndKatePlayMC]

Pixar Lamp Aleks the real MVP

[@aclassydinonamedzanthor563]

Pixar Lamp Aleks what ads

[@Kumatanchii]

13:23 Brett already knows the hell Asher has just brought down upon them.

[@shanevespender5011]

*Sees bulwhip* dear god *jordan flashbacks*

[@tal3783]

Shane Vespender hello ?

[@triton62674]

Whom?

[@InputHandle]

The bullwip plus the music was such a creatures throwback, surprised more people didnt notice.

[@Vic-Valentine]

anna and aleks got a great bit/gag chemistry

[@jizzledoops6789]

*Hears opera music* Well, you know a bunch of screaming and gross shit is about to happen.

[@nitrousburrito7190]

I love when they play opera music because that's when shit really goes down.

[@NetherMoR]

Anna is looking on point in these 2 videos 👌👌👌

[@vr1skaserket]

I can feel legitimate tension from Trevor here. It’s crazy.

[@ilovefinn924]

Merry Christmas CowChop family ❤️❤️❤️❤️!!! Also, Aleks isn’t fat, he’s nicely plump.

[@epicgamer5627]

5:30 james looks legit worried

[@Foxxarius]

As soon as the opera music started I knew ashers present was gonna be magical 😂

[@UwU-lo4dv]

13:22 Brett has assumed the position. He KNOWS what's about to go down. Just look at that face hahahaha

[@matthewmorrison3745]

James is laughing, but also screaming inside.

[@ejstone5329]

THIS IS THE SELF DESTRUCTIVE CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR. HELL YEAH. Real art makes you feel something. I went from laughing to crying to gagging to smiling. THIS is art.

[@KawfuuChino]

Anna is actually pretty involved in this. Cant wait to see what kind of bits are coming up with her specially with that krampus and anna bit

[@MVMusicMan]

Kawfuu relax she didn't even do anything lol just a normal appearance.

[@heinrichberthold7839]

It wouldn't be the Christmas season if I didn't come back to watch one of the greatest Cow chop Christmas video's of all time.

[@NEVECcommand]

Y’all see how quick Trevor booked outta that room once they revealed the urine?

[@dustinmalcolm6837]

This video belongs in a god damned museum. It’s quintessential Cow Chop. It’s beautiful in every way.

[@Bob-ck4dl]

W H E R E I S A L E K S

[@viziotvremote6415]

That sucks

[@Neymarinet]

extreme Lube what family? he never had one

[@holyyy_trinityyy]

don’t want to spoil the surprise but... (he’s actually under the mask pretending to be krampus!) :-)

[@evang106]

as soon as i saw the piss i was like shit is going downnnn

[@1stcalvarydivisonmilitaria261]

This escalated quickly. I think this is literally the best Cow Chop video, it showcases everybody truly breaking the fuck down lmao. Especially Brett.

[@leagueskinmusic1426]

13:33 And for less than a minute... Everyone thought that Krampus was overselling the smell with that shout....

[@mutedmayday]

Anna is super adorable

[@michaelfurman3143]

That was the funniest and greatest sequence of all Cow Chop history... I straight up fell to the floor by the end of the video, almost vomiting from laughter. I straight up started tearing up.

[@ShredderGG]

IT SMELLS SO FUCKING BAD. IT SMELLS SO FUCKING BAD! IT SMELLS SO FUCKING BAD!!!

[@sabersin5368-c2c]

ShredderGG that reminded me of the fart spray.

[@BeaTDowNcK]

Didn’t even have to finish the video to know Asher won Christmas this year...

[@ohchrs3304]

Thank you CowChop You guys actually made my shitty Christmas better.

[@waffllelord234]

ohChrs profile pic sause

[@happi2301]

i.imgur.com/zknFIRl.jpg Link may work idfk

[@Thetruthiscosmic]

As soon as Ave Maria began playing and Jakob gagged I started laughing so fucking hard I cried and couldn't see the rest of the video. I knew what was coming. I love you guys.

[@HangamingHG]

Jacobs gotta stop throwing up every video

[@NordicNer]

It's becoming a reoccuring *gag* Ehhh? :D

[@thefoxking6937]

With what he went through i would too

[@Cassidi1228]

real talk though it’s fine if he throws up but shits nasty hit the garbage can jesus christ

[@andresmarez8352]

HangamingHG he can throw up on command. It's his special skill

[@andy-tm5re]

Congrats! You made it in Jakob’s tweet!

[@erector500]

I wished one of them would have bought another baby Babu to see James' face.

[@peefmcgoose2908]

erector500 stop