Kratos vs Simping (God of War cartoon)

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@Flashgitz
@Flashgitz Жыл бұрын
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@jaminmcready
@jaminmcready Жыл бұрын
Let’s go
@Amharizz
@Amharizz Жыл бұрын
Mbappé the MVP
@bonefetcherbrimley7740
@bonefetcherbrimley7740 Жыл бұрын
This is amazing. I like how they came to an understanding at the end and hugged it out. Keep up the good work.
@LorgarRus
@LorgarRus Жыл бұрын
SWEET
@lucazeroblueversion9346
@lucazeroblueversion9346 Жыл бұрын
4:40 love that you used the huntsman sound effect from TF2
@harrisonglennie2942
@harrisonglennie2942 Жыл бұрын
Kratos being an actual parent for once but his face when he realised what pegging was that was gold
@moomoodeadcow
@moomoodeadcow Жыл бұрын
Kratos played dumb. He's from Greece. The Greeks nasty. That'd screw anything that moves.
@epaminon6196
@epaminon6196 Жыл бұрын
Kratos: *"I will not suffer my son to be penetrated by a feeble woman! If he must be penetrated, it will be done by a manly man!"*
@yeeyee1666
@yeeyee1666 Жыл бұрын
Finna had the SpongeBob episode hyperealistic frame moment
@yurmexicanguy6128
@yurmexicanguy6128 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Captain K'nuckles when he was impressed by the dog
@wealthybone2990
@wealthybone2990 Жыл бұрын
It was hilarious and also Kratos talking about how the Greeks were gay and bussy was funny.
@MotivatedSonOfSparda
@MotivatedSonOfSparda Жыл бұрын
Kratos seems like a calm and reasonable person
@OutsideTheTargetDemographic
@OutsideTheTargetDemographic Жыл бұрын
If the situation calls for it.
@mipking3975
@mipking3975 Жыл бұрын
Is he a calm...and reasonable person?
@mr.vargas5648
@mr.vargas5648 Жыл бұрын
@@mipking3975 He can be.
@clivah1499
@clivah1499 Жыл бұрын
This is the clip you were looking for: [Hyperlink blocked] Why does the link not work, you might ask? Because you weren't looking for crap.
@RaidenGosling
@RaidenGosling Жыл бұрын
VERGIL!!!
@Cheeseable69
@Cheeseable69 Жыл бұрын
I love how 30% of Kratos' entire body is just his shoulders
@sadesemolu
@sadesemolu Жыл бұрын
He just like me fr.
@IamCrismatic
@IamCrismatic Жыл бұрын
And his traps
@marcocivalerian9099
@marcocivalerian9099 10 ай бұрын
After all the pull ups using Hercules dead body thats what he got
@NazriB
@NazriB 8 ай бұрын
Lies again? Harvard University God Hijab
@Cr1tical5tr1ke
@Cr1tical5tr1ke 7 ай бұрын
​@@NazriBwhat
@ALT2113
@ALT2113 Жыл бұрын
That image of Kratos' face realizing what pegging is, needs to be on a shirt.
@taintedgaming1.033
@taintedgaming1.033 Жыл бұрын
YES
@hckingking
@hckingking Жыл бұрын
I'm getting it tattooed
@astro4458
@astro4458 Жыл бұрын
Shit looks like a Spongebob clip when you pause on it too 💀
@tgnm9615
@tgnm9615 Жыл бұрын
​@@astro4458 close up detail shots. I missed those kind of details in animations
@greenblueant1012
@greenblueant1012 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. It was hilarious. I'm the 666th liker today. Lucky me!☺️
@SammyEdgeINC
@SammyEdgeINC Жыл бұрын
Kratos walking toward the boy while scraping his axe against the wall was one of the most terrifying thing I've seen in a while
@vacantspace333
@vacantspace333 Жыл бұрын
Ikr?
@christiansparks6429
@christiansparks6429 Жыл бұрын
Especially after Atreus said stepmom. Kratos was probably reminded of his first wife because of that.
@wpBill
@wpBill Жыл бұрын
It had me fucking crying dawg 😂
@mikekasich836
@mikekasich836 Жыл бұрын
just wait til the next one when fees shows up with a strap on 😂
@tkline4728
@tkline4728 Жыл бұрын
I legit got a little scared and then started laughing.
@redeyesstfu
@redeyesstfu Жыл бұрын
The fact that Kratos would rather have his son have sex with a guy like a real man than see him be the bottom to a woman's pegging is too hilarious 😂
@ethribin4188
@ethribin4188 Жыл бұрын
It is suprisingly in character though
@darkmask5933
@darkmask5933 Жыл бұрын
This was very in-character for the Greeks tho, gay sex was accepted with specific caveats, the people in power should be the only one to top, if you bottomed, you were weak ... but if you were a servant or slave, it was fine, cause you were weak by definition. Depending on the time period, it was only seen as perverse when the one clearly in power chose to bottom, it was seen as a defect.
@nazareneoftheway3936
@nazareneoftheway3936 Жыл бұрын
@@darkmask5933 that is because they saw it in nature, gay sex only occurs when one is dominating the other as a show of power and authority, their definition of what was perverse was more originally akin to r*pe than actual consensually sex, the weaker one was like you said a servant or slave, they were going to get taken whether they wanted to or not.
@driftingwolf0
@driftingwolf0 Жыл бұрын
They were into that but call a Greek man gay, he will challenge you to a fight to the death because they were still total bros.
@irshq9576
@irshq9576 Жыл бұрын
​@@nazareneoftheway3936 for much of history sex was about power soo actually that is more rape
@bonobostv1250
@bonobostv1250 11 ай бұрын
As soon as Kratos shook his head and started explaining the ancient Greek philosophy, it had me grinning.
@busebuse8968
@busebuse8968 6 ай бұрын
Elelleğ
@Of_infinite_Faith
@Of_infinite_Faith 7 ай бұрын
The part where kratos drags his ax to the pegging is just some genius story boarding
@thefatheroflies666
@thefatheroflies666 Жыл бұрын
When Kratos shouted, "Atreus get back!" That almost sounded exactly like Chris Judge.
@shroomso4430
@shroomso4430 Жыл бұрын
Lyle can get the job done.
@thefatheroflies666
@thefatheroflies666 Жыл бұрын
@Surviving 24 Hours I got something to tell you actually, your mom tried to keep it a secret, but, I'm your real Papa. Papa Kissinger
@LovingHamsters
@LovingHamsters Жыл бұрын
Right! I thought I was the only one that thought that
@FoxGoesSquee
@FoxGoesSquee Жыл бұрын
@Surviving 24 Hours im convinced you're a bot too
@jeremiahjohnson2784
@jeremiahjohnson2784 Жыл бұрын
Still a bot, unless?
@boomerix
@boomerix Жыл бұрын
The part on Greek philosophy about "the one one who receives is gay, the one who gives isn't" is historically accurate and makes this 100% better.
@kringle7804
@kringle7804 Жыл бұрын
Exactly I don't get why people think the Greeks liked gay people they attributed it to slaves and weak people they saw it as cringe
@michyoung77
@michyoung77 Жыл бұрын
I was gonna say this lol
@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051
@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 Жыл бұрын
Depending on place and time
@Ben-rz9cf
@Ben-rz9cf Жыл бұрын
Lmfao yeah also the part where it technically isn't sodomy if you do it with a slave
@hallstadt
@hallstadt Жыл бұрын
Not really. Both Aristophanes and Plato wanted homosexuality outlawed. What they didn't want outlawed was pederasty, which is why the delineation between submission/dominance was made. It is a modern reinterpretation of typically platonic androphilic relationships that lead to its subsequent "historical accuracy."
@wyatt8315
@wyatt8315 Жыл бұрын
Kratos saying “dingaling” is something I never knew I needed in life
@sidneydykes5032
@sidneydykes5032 Жыл бұрын
“But I don’t wanna love men from the top” that’s the best line of dialogue ever.
@tomioluwa1284
@tomioluwa1284 Жыл бұрын
2:49 If kratos was this surprised from finding out what pegging is I can only imagine how livid he would be if he saw artreus in a furry suit.
@Nashifruit
@Nashifruit Жыл бұрын
Like a horse suit...
@ohno7582
@ohno7582 Жыл бұрын
Im sorry they are both degenerate filth but a man who wants to be pegged by a girl seems more vile than even a furry
@inkchariot6147
@inkchariot6147 Жыл бұрын
I mean.... didn't he turn into a bear?
@crimsondragon1259
@crimsondragon1259 Жыл бұрын
@someuser. piss off bot
@goufukyuserufu9728
@goufukyuserufu9728 Жыл бұрын
gow becomes 40k
@OnurTheXbot
@OnurTheXbot Жыл бұрын
Whoever was voicing Atreus did a damn well job.
@Deshoda100
@Deshoda100 Жыл бұрын
that would be Tom
@S1rD4niel
@S1rD4niel Жыл бұрын
Tom obviously
@user-lm1gl5dg5y
@user-lm1gl5dg5y Жыл бұрын
They both did
@randymarsh9488
@randymarsh9488 Жыл бұрын
Nah Kratos
@CameronfDrums
@CameronfDrums Жыл бұрын
Hi. New around here?
@AvoidedOrc36584
@AvoidedOrc36584 Жыл бұрын
0:47 This made the Japanese gods a target for Kratos
@desmonides
@desmonides 8 күн бұрын
Would love for that to be part 3
@skorge2902
@skorge2902 Жыл бұрын
idk why but the huntsman bow crit sound at 4:41 was hilarious
@buffsniper
@buffsniper 5 ай бұрын
Idk
@theskullkidd3823
@theskullkidd3823 Жыл бұрын
The look of shock and horror on Kratos face when he realized what pegging was absolute gold
@Standard_01
@Standard_01 Жыл бұрын
that……….was VERY chaotic
@francesco8320
@francesco8320 Жыл бұрын
Can somebody explain me what it is? I really don’t want to search on the internet
@Adamnlaw
@Adamnlaw Жыл бұрын
@@francesco8320 I think the picture explains it as graphically as you would like it to be Champ.
@prachetasnayse9709
@prachetasnayse9709 Жыл бұрын
@@francesco8320 you are too young to be here if you are asking that 😂
@francesco8320
@francesco8320 Жыл бұрын
@@prachetasnayse9709 more like I’m don’t speak english well (I’m italian) so I don’t undestand it
@DarthViperious
@DarthViperious Жыл бұрын
In a weird way, I feel like they perfectly captured their relationship in an absurd situation.
@naheleshiriki5496
@naheleshiriki5496 9 ай бұрын
I mean in the entire second game more centered around their relationship. The whole thing could be boiled down to Kratos saying boy don't do that and the boy just saying nah I'mma do that.
@threelegcomedy907
@threelegcomedy907 Жыл бұрын
at 4:05 when he goes “ATREUS” it actually sounds so on par with the game
@ChromaWRLD999
@ChromaWRLD999 5 ай бұрын
I love how kratos is so jacked in this. He looks like those memes where 80% of his body is his shoulders
@EternalNightingale
@EternalNightingale Жыл бұрын
I lost it when kratos said “this land has corrupted you”💀
@eggseed6543
@eggseed6543 Жыл бұрын
the valkyres triggered his mommy dommy instincts
@thesixthkid7689
@thesixthkid7689 Жыл бұрын
Me too bro.
@nicak777alex9
@nicak777alex9 Жыл бұрын
We are going back to Ancient Greek where you will shed your gay fantasies, and make love to men from the TOP !
@romanicempirium3083
@romanicempirium3083 Жыл бұрын
Nordic moment
@neinja66469
@neinja66469 Жыл бұрын
@@eggseed6543 never say that again 😭😭
@DamnDraws
@DamnDraws Жыл бұрын
This guys are the living proof of why AI won't ever be good enough to substitute people
@wealthybone2990
@wealthybone2990 Жыл бұрын
Huh? What made you say this?
@inkchariot6147
@inkchariot6147 Жыл бұрын
@@wealthybone2990 Because AI lacks the kind of fucked up imagination we have.
@wealthybone2990
@wealthybone2990 Жыл бұрын
@@inkchariot6147 I mean kinda but I've seen some shit from ai text lol.
@kayleptwomoons1007
@kayleptwomoons1007 Жыл бұрын
@@inkchariot6147 it's just not cruel enough without being too cruel.
@MDG-mykys
@MDG-mykys Жыл бұрын
@@inkchariot6147 but now we just have to feed this to the neural network.
@keithbecknell6994
@keithbecknell6994 Жыл бұрын
You guys should definitely keep making more God of War parodies.
@gfm_904
@gfm_904 Жыл бұрын
3:17 greatest moment on gaming history
@hafurg
@hafurg Жыл бұрын
This is the most father-son conversation I've seen in AGES. Thank you.
@Bringmeoneofthosechickens
@Bringmeoneofthosechickens Жыл бұрын
ancient Greeks weren't gay so you know. That is a myth!!
@wellthen8953
@wellthen8953 Жыл бұрын
What kind of relationship do you have
@hafurg
@hafurg Жыл бұрын
Well its absolutely not the "hey let's cross the world and probably some dimension risking our lives against supernatural beings" kind of relationship. But it is a relationship that, even if we argue, we end up in common ground, hugging, and telling each other "I love you". And knowing how the Atreus-Kratos relationship is, this video is quite positive in that aspect
@makutas-v261
@makutas-v261 Жыл бұрын
*I've had
@Kuriofh2678
@Kuriofh2678 Жыл бұрын
Wish I had a dad like yours. 🗿
@ricecracked7565
@ricecracked7565 Жыл бұрын
Getting Kratos and Atreus on a family talk show to discuss Atreus' simping would be absolutely amazing Edit: DAMN OK thanks for the likes everyone!!😭
@arvadelglass3707
@arvadelglass3707 Жыл бұрын
It's looks like something out of meatcanyon
@Ralathar44
@Ralathar44 Жыл бұрын
It was good advice too on the Simping "No, you're giving over too much of yourself" IE you've lost the balance of power in the relationship and you're just letting yourself get used...which inevitably results in your getting abused or hurt.
@0001captainawesome
@0001captainawesome Жыл бұрын
I want to see them on Dr. Phill now. Oh I can imagine it perfectly 😂👏
@ArrowThrills
@ArrowThrills Жыл бұрын
@@0001captainawesome yooo that would be great 🤣, hopefully Flashgitz sees this comments
@michalmikes5286
@michalmikes5286 Жыл бұрын
It would be simply amazing
@Jamesyboi135
@Jamesyboi135 7 ай бұрын
That had the most wholesome ending and the weirdest story
@darkswords147
@darkswords147 Жыл бұрын
I love how absolutely in the zone Atreus is at the start.
@windexlover4921
@windexlover4921 Жыл бұрын
Kratos’s face of realization was priceless 😂
@jileel
@jileel Жыл бұрын
I laughed so freaking hard!
@gotoheat
@gotoheat Жыл бұрын
2:50
@HimHim77
@HimHim77 Жыл бұрын
Kratos: WHAT IS THIS!!! THE WOMAN DOING THE POUNDING THIS CAN NOT BE!!!!!! BOI WE ARE LEAVE TO MY HOMELANDS, NOW!
@ZenSymphonia
@ZenSymphonia Жыл бұрын
straight outta flapjack
@windexlover4921
@windexlover4921 Жыл бұрын
@@ZenSymphonia omg 😭
@Myahster
@Myahster Жыл бұрын
Can I just say, the way you designed Kratos is fantastic
@KD-Slayer105
@KD-Slayer105 Жыл бұрын
The design of Kratos looks very much like that Mario Kart video from probably 8 years ago.
@userfromtheinternet
@userfromtheinternet Жыл бұрын
@@KD-Slayer105 that was what I was thinking
@Wolf_Gaming-pf2td
@Wolf_Gaming-pf2td Жыл бұрын
@@userfromtheinternet y’all know the poster made that video right
@Wolf_Gaming-pf2td
@Wolf_Gaming-pf2td Жыл бұрын
@@KD-Slayer105 The poster made that video
@kendellunsford1551
@kendellunsford1551 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the tank from left 4 dead
@DaxtonGarn
@DaxtonGarn Жыл бұрын
The way he said “boy” just got me laughing every time I hear it. 😂
@stormtroopertk8
@stormtroopertk8 Жыл бұрын
2:47 I was on the ground in tears with this face 😂
@GHOST_41278
@GHOST_41278 Жыл бұрын
The voice for Kratos was spot on dude, great job
@wadewilson8011
@wadewilson8011 Жыл бұрын
Good enough.
@HeronSight
@HeronSight Жыл бұрын
Lyle mcdouschbag had a lot of practice in the oneyplays series of god of war.
@eloctherandom1214
@eloctherandom1214 Жыл бұрын
If you wanna see him even more inproportionatley incorrect, look up racist mario lol
@GHOST_41278
@GHOST_41278 Жыл бұрын
@@eloctherandom1214 a classic
@endryryzal718
@endryryzal718 Жыл бұрын
4:06
@thequestbro
@thequestbro Жыл бұрын
This was so wholesome. I'm glad Atreus has a good father to teach him the good path, unlike the people on twitter.
@michaelbread5906
@michaelbread5906 Жыл бұрын
Here is the full link to deez nutz:
@udy12
@udy12 Жыл бұрын
how do i get free robux
@DetectorCliche
@DetectorCliche Жыл бұрын
@@udy12 You look like you could use some good financial advice. You should reach out to my guy Mr. Phony McBullshitpants.
@ghesh9423
@ghesh9423 Жыл бұрын
That's because Twitter users have daddy issues
@sup1602
@sup1602 Жыл бұрын
Well with the great musk purging going on maybe twitter won't be a giant steaming turd, still a turd but smaller.
@JessieTheGinger
@JessieTheGinger Жыл бұрын
"begging for red orbs like a good little boy" 😂😂😂 he knows!!
@emeros8631
@emeros8631 Жыл бұрын
"There is no straighter work a man can do but to go to town on the bussy" is now my new commandment
@desmonides
@desmonides 8 күн бұрын
Gay
@emeros8631
@emeros8631 8 күн бұрын
@@desmonides Definitely. Was there any doubt ?
@josephjohnson5415
@josephjohnson5415 Жыл бұрын
That was wholesome. Dads don't let sons simp. And everyone knows that the "fertility" goddess was just ancient wank material that survives to this day.
@RavagersPrey
@RavagersPrey Жыл бұрын
There's a theory that it isn't a "fertility" goddess it's actually just a woman's body from a first person perspective looking down, the proportions don't make any sense otherwise as humans couldn't have gotten that fat as hunter gatherers.
@josephjohnson5415
@josephjohnson5415 Жыл бұрын
@@RavagersPrey how would we the the sizes of people? You think they didn't have fat loud women eating all the mammoth and complaining her "hunter/gather husband needs to find a better job to support all her kids." Imagine if all the "hot" figurines got "thumbed" so hard that non survived, only the fatties.
@longschlongjohnson6470
@longschlongjohnson6470 Жыл бұрын
@RavagersPrey eh, prehistoric humans that were smart enough to make art were smart enough to imagine women with bigger titties and fatter thighs.
@RavagersPrey
@RavagersPrey Жыл бұрын
@@longschlongjohnson6470 The statue is an obese woman, how could anyone get that fat in prehistory?
@RavagersPrey
@RavagersPrey Жыл бұрын
@@josephjohnson5415 How many obese animals do you see in the wild?
@Nate_the_Nobody
@Nate_the_Nobody Жыл бұрын
3:08 I love how that back hand had zero force behind it, just the weight of his arms moving knocked him down 🤣🤣
@isaacpedroza9231
@isaacpedroza9231 Жыл бұрын
I lost it there😂😂
@maximtsai1856
@maximtsai1856 Жыл бұрын
It really shows how much Kratos cares when he has the might to slay gods but can't bear to discipline the boy any harder than what amounts to a firm pat.
@blmaners93
@blmaners93 6 ай бұрын
2:49 when you saw the most cursed images on Google.
@death5talker45
@death5talker45 Жыл бұрын
The look on Kratos face with the eyes bulging... Comedy Gold
@trevinwolverine1904
@trevinwolverine1904 Жыл бұрын
"As long as you are the top of any relationship, it is fine by me."
@jman217
@jman217 Жыл бұрын
Well, Tops don't raise their kids to grow up to be bottoms. 😂
@phgamer4393
@phgamer4393 Жыл бұрын
I mean this is basically the middle east
@mathgasm8484
@mathgasm8484 Жыл бұрын
That was actually Roman law the top is always the person of higher social class thus slaves are always bottoms.
@sheogorath-the-incrazy
@sheogorath-the-incrazy Жыл бұрын
I love how gentle he is pitting down his axe
@nickridley3772
@nickridley3772 Жыл бұрын
The fact he showed the eagle wing torture at the end is just insane
@nickridley3772
@nickridley3772 Жыл бұрын
Actual name "death eagle"
@RiotDemon
@RiotDemon Жыл бұрын
@@nickridley3772 always heard of it referred to as a blood eagle.
@swissball99
@swissball99 Жыл бұрын
@@nickridley3772 it was only certainly used once
@masterPNDA1234
@masterPNDA1234 Жыл бұрын
@@swissball99 i searched it up and it’s called « blood eagle » everywhere I’ve looked
@masterPNDA1234
@masterPNDA1234 Жыл бұрын
@@RiotDemon you’re right it is blood eagle
@dafungazzzz4573
@dafungazzzz4573 Жыл бұрын
I love how he still retains the physique from racist Mario
@SirPlayzAlot
@SirPlayzAlot Жыл бұрын
Finnaly! Someone noticed!
@giovannibramlia5668
@giovannibramlia5668 Жыл бұрын
Agreed 🤝 💪
@allenfernandez-
@allenfernandez- Жыл бұрын
His design was inmaculate.
@franfate5140
@franfate5140 Жыл бұрын
@@allenfernandez- Oh yes!
@rBlack_909
@rBlack_909 11 ай бұрын
3:59, his no is so fucking 🤣🤣
@jnicholaswildcat
@jnicholaswildcat Жыл бұрын
Kratos’ faces when the realization of what pegging hits is absolutely nuts lol 😂
@Zaxares
@Zaxares Жыл бұрын
I was half expecting Atreus to explain that the girl in the last pic was actually futa and THEN see what Kratos' reaction is. XD
@christopherhawkins6985
@christopherhawkins6985 Жыл бұрын
@@Zaxares same bro lol
@RE4uk
@RE4uk Жыл бұрын
Ren & stimpy animation or spongebob for the youngers.
@alvaroromero8745
@alvaroromero8745 Жыл бұрын
2:50 is the face of true horror, one that I would never imagine upon Kratas face. Impressive depiction.
@hopekill1498
@hopekill1498 Жыл бұрын
This will become a meme template 😂
@cristinagomez3283
@cristinagomez3283 Жыл бұрын
Me when I put the baby to sleep and put the pizza in the oven: 😀 The oven starts crying and the pizza is in the crib:
@NetralFN
@NetralFN Жыл бұрын
Goofy ahh Spongebob moments
@ArrowThrills
@ArrowThrills Жыл бұрын
2:50 Kratos face is priceless, he knew what was up lmfaoo 🤣☠️😭😈🥵
@ArrowThrills
@ArrowThrills Жыл бұрын
Yup
@Snipe6654official
@Snipe6654official Жыл бұрын
The face of disappointment from Atreus was hilarious 1:18
@EricN64
@EricN64 5 ай бұрын
1:43 An inspiring philosophy. The Greeks were truly the greatest 🫡.
@Pdudi
@Pdudi Жыл бұрын
This Spongebob face when he explained the pegging. KILLED ME!
@Quizack
@Quizack Жыл бұрын
Ren & Stimpy did it first.
@Pdudi
@Pdudi Жыл бұрын
@@Quizack Thats correct. But why mention it?
@Quizack
@Quizack Жыл бұрын
@@Pdudi That’s how conversations work bro. A subject is bought up, people reply with relevant comments, and discussions evolve. I didn’t mean to get you worked up over it. I just thought it was relevant.
@Pdudi
@Pdudi Жыл бұрын
@@Quizack What Made you think that Iam worked Up? I Just asked a simple question. We just seem to converse differently.
@Quizack
@Quizack Жыл бұрын
@@Pdudi Yeah maybe. You just seemed a little eager for me to explain my intent with such a simple observation, that it seemed you were overly suspicious of it. My comment just seemed relevant at the time because Ren & Stimpy popularised that style and I know people find that stuff interesting. Maybe I could have worded it differently to avoid this.
@KaryonTheirStory
@KaryonTheirStory Жыл бұрын
1:03 the head turn got me 😂😂😂
@rand0mmand0
@rand0mmand0 Жыл бұрын
It got me too bro 🤣🤣🤣
@mkstar12
@mkstar12 Жыл бұрын
The scraping of the axe on the wall afterwards added more.
@jocote1062
@jocote1062 Жыл бұрын
Bruh your mom got me
@sam1_2_1
@sam1_2_1 Жыл бұрын
And the music in the background
@jacec933notatallemo5
@jacec933notatallemo5 6 ай бұрын
1:53-2:08 is how I’m gonna talk to my kids
@MagicXStallion
@MagicXStallion Жыл бұрын
PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES
@ExcidiumPlanar
@ExcidiumPlanar Жыл бұрын
Funny enough, when Kratos explains at 1:47, it is historically accurate.
@vladimirdragonov3138
@vladimirdragonov3138 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was the Roman's that had those rules
@BuetifullPersun
@BuetifullPersun Жыл бұрын
Greeks also smash lil boiz
@bluecanine3374
@bluecanine3374 Жыл бұрын
It was true for old Norse culture too. Being a bottom brought Ergi amd calling a man argr was a serious accusation and grounds for a duel. Sedr magic was considered ergi so basically wizards were gay.
@oldluke7653
@oldluke7653 Жыл бұрын
Ergo Gaaaaaaay
@HaloForgeUltra
@HaloForgeUltra Жыл бұрын
Actually, while Plato believed this, saying that having sex with a man raised as a goal would be more masculine. Aristotle pointed out that a twink has both the fa**otry of a female in terms of hobbies and personality, and is a man. Whereas a tomboy is the superior choice because they don't have gay hobbies like fashion and such but instead sports and stuff a man can enjoy with them, but it's still a women. Personally, I'm with Aristotle.
@suprshin
@suprshin Жыл бұрын
This is the calmest version of Kratos ever.
@mr.vargas5648
@mr.vargas5648 Жыл бұрын
Boy?
@daenite2480
@daenite2480 Жыл бұрын
A calm and a reasonable person
@lesgosn5036
@lesgosn5036 Жыл бұрын
Man these comments are
@GarbajeCan
@GarbajeCan Жыл бұрын
@@lesgosn5036 all bots
@keynanmartinez
@keynanmartinez Жыл бұрын
His character development is great
@lonewolfxmohaa
@lonewolfxmohaa Жыл бұрын
I love how Kratos just casually back handed Atreus to the ground lol
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 Жыл бұрын
“I’ve been blood eagled” Jesus, what a fucking segue.
@SirPembertonS.Crevalius
@SirPembertonS.Crevalius Жыл бұрын
I mean Atreus is from Greek descent, it's only natural for him.
@pawepojnar2968
@pawepojnar2968 Жыл бұрын
​@p o p god damn bot
@54032Zepol
@54032Zepol Жыл бұрын
Yup Greeks sexual desire went further from human like goats and dogs, typical Greeks
@DaddyDynastic
@DaddyDynastic Жыл бұрын
It's like Kratos said being the top isn't gay
@ArbiterofTruth
@ArbiterofTruth Жыл бұрын
@DagonFrazer2If you mean furries. I'm all for it!
@Qlipphoth
@Qlipphoth Жыл бұрын
Son, what the fuck is wrong with your profile image?
@Trew062
@Trew062 Жыл бұрын
I love how they still made Atreus not say the things about sex. He can draw but not explain the specifics of it. Like Ryuji that swears except saying fk.
@garymcderp1146
@garymcderp1146 9 күн бұрын
“There truly is no straighter work a man can do than to go to town… on the bussy” 😂
@evifnoskcaj
@evifnoskcaj Жыл бұрын
Honestly, this is the most wholesome one yet.
@taitenguerrero2030
@taitenguerrero2030 Жыл бұрын
3:07 is just great, the way he barley taps him
@mr.l8723
@mr.l8723 Жыл бұрын
Discipline tap😂
@True_Luke
@True_Luke Жыл бұрын
@DagonFrazer2 jk
@nblhrt92
@nblhrt92 Жыл бұрын
This was strangely.... wholesome.
@edsoncastillo7357
@edsoncastillo7357 Жыл бұрын
@@someuser. W 🫵
@bulldozer600
@bulldozer600 Жыл бұрын
OK, I have never watched a sponcered advert (I skip through them) but in every video you have made with one in, I am waiting for it just cause they are so hilarious! Love your videos Flashgitz. Love the sponsor ends!
@mattsopiratoso790
@mattsopiratoso790 Жыл бұрын
Why did this end so well? I love it lmao!
@Engeldemuerte
@Engeldemuerte Жыл бұрын
I love how Kratos' philosophy is just prison rules lol
@Spenway18
@Spenway18 Жыл бұрын
And historically accurate to the Greeks and Romans. "Fuckin is fine, but getting fucked is gay"
@lornajames
@lornajames Жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@kristjanmatanovic8722
@kristjanmatanovic8722 Жыл бұрын
Well it's basically what the Greeks believed back then
@xKingx16
@xKingx16 Жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, What Kratos was saying was true. Being gay was fine, just not being a bottom.
@essaadeel3676
@essaadeel3676 Жыл бұрын
The Greeks and Romans believed in this, in Roman society two Roman men can't have sex because the Roman man that was the bottom would be disgraced in Roman society having sex with a slave was okay since slaves aren't Roman citizens but the slave should be on the bottom. In Greek society on the other hand teachers and pupils had sex and the pupil would always be the bottom as was tradition after this is done the pupil would go on to live life as a straight man.
@anjaneyasreetrout2444
@anjaneyasreetrout2444 Жыл бұрын
Holy fuck...... Atreus actually got a small mustache
@piercesable344
@piercesable344 Жыл бұрын
"That's puberty for ya."- Brok
@Dude_Diligence
@Dude_Diligence Жыл бұрын
Is it?
@juandalepringle7124
@juandalepringle7124 Жыл бұрын
The fact that it is actually in the game makes it even better
@gpoenthusiast393real4
@gpoenthusiast393real4 Жыл бұрын
bro whoever voiced this kratos is literally perfect 💀🙏
@MarkStillPlays
@MarkStillPlays Жыл бұрын
ok never expected a flashgitz video to end on a wholesome note
@fortheloveofallthingsholy2706
@fortheloveofallthingsholy2706 Жыл бұрын
That African fertility statue is pretty funny, and it's also accurate. Which is strange to see
@helton3425
@helton3425 Жыл бұрын
@@fortheloveofallthingsholy2706 the fertility statue was the first Waifu...
@phaolo6
@phaolo6 Жыл бұрын
At least until the horrifying ad lol
@hopekill1498
@hopekill1498 Жыл бұрын
I love the commitment these guys put on their sponsor's lmao
@turosechil8798
@turosechil8798 Жыл бұрын
Yeah one of the few occasions where i dont mind being fed an ad.
@Lunk42
@Lunk42 Жыл бұрын
Flashgitz and Internet Historian are the only times I watch ads.
@slimebunny5700
@slimebunny5700 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I wish more effort was put into ads. People would genuinely become intrested in the product that way.
@user-yl5yc3fc1o
@user-yl5yc3fc1o 5 ай бұрын
1:04 if I saw Kratos walking towards me like that I would have at least 3 heart attacks lmao!
@BeansWhoGame
@BeansWhoGame 4 ай бұрын
Never have i known that i needed to hear Kratos say bussy so much until now
@nabareru
@nabareru Жыл бұрын
2:47 this freaking killed me lmao. The face is just 👌
@Envoy_Intuition
@Envoy_Intuition Жыл бұрын
Imperium vs Kratos crossover episode would be dope lol
@crimsondragon1259
@crimsondragon1259 Жыл бұрын
@@its-time you became the very thing you svore to destroy
@sunsetgames2622
@sunsetgames2622 Жыл бұрын
That actually ended more wholesome than I thought. Something about God of War and it teaching harsh lessons to others to learn from has always been good story telling material. We do not simp! We work on ourselves and the flaws we are burdened with to better ourselves. “We must be better.”
@ryushogun9890
@ryushogun9890 Жыл бұрын
omg, I'm legit very scared by how much quality smooth character movements and nice humor this has..
@spunkinator5000
@spunkinator5000 Жыл бұрын
Holy moly that was great. Got the day off I suppose I'll be watching your entire library today! Thanks!
@unstableanimations
@unstableanimations Жыл бұрын
As someone who does frame by frame animation on KZbin, I must say it's impressive how this channel can get content out through rigs.
@tgi3d881
@tgi3d881 Жыл бұрын
They do a lot of motion tweens with more focus on facial animation. I really like their stuff. But it is far from frame by frame. They do a lot of industry tricks so they can post more than one vid a year like harry partridge. While it not be frame by frame like the old school, their work is very professional and exceeds the quality of plenty large budget shows
@whenyouuseyourmomsgoogleac287
@whenyouuseyourmomsgoogleac287 Жыл бұрын
I thought Kratos was gonna lose what little shit he had left when he saw the third picture, but when the video moved over to the fourth, that one made much more sense. Also the way he hit Arteus was some pimp-level stuff.
@ereboi1483
@ereboi1483 Жыл бұрын
Be thankful he didn't do the actual meme and say step sis since he kinda has one of those
@ollehkacb
@ollehkacb Жыл бұрын
Well he kind of has a step mom too.
@ChromaWRLD999
@ChromaWRLD999 5 ай бұрын
@@ollehkacb*Circle appears over Freya’s head*
@JustThatGuyPal
@JustThatGuyPal Жыл бұрын
"Both figures in this drawing have dingalings." - Kratos 2022
@FlyingMidgetButImTall
@FlyingMidgetButImTall 4 ай бұрын
"this land has corrupted you" is crazy
@Fubukio
@Fubukio Жыл бұрын
"I know all about your little Quick Time Events. Begging for Red Orbs like a good little boy." LOL
@thebearmon5140
@thebearmon5140 Жыл бұрын
Soo heart warming, I wish every dad begins finding what his son's interests are with "We must discuss your perversions".
@joshmanuel7215
@joshmanuel7215 Жыл бұрын
I loved this video! Even the sponsorship at the end, it was so entertaining
@j.jbinks9669
@j.jbinks9669 5 ай бұрын
It's kinda weird how I had to search this video by name, watch two literal exact clones of the video with comments disabled AND a reaction just to find this, the original upload...
@heritic1hero
@heritic1hero Жыл бұрын
"I won't raise a gay boy, but I don't see how that has to do with anything." I laughed so hard at that. It's so perfect. Great writing dudes!!!
@heritic1hero
@heritic1hero Жыл бұрын
@Dagon Frazer the fuq?
@ashcrimson4104
@ashcrimson4104 Жыл бұрын
@@heritic1hero bots
@nicak777alex9
@nicak777alex9 Жыл бұрын
The fun part is that they are historically accurate, in ancient Greece and Roman culture being submissive was disgusting, but being the top was actually fine, being the bottom is what made you a woman.
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 Жыл бұрын
777 👍
@ashcrimson4104
@ashcrimson4104 Жыл бұрын
@@nicak777alex9 Here in the middle east they think the same sadly
@robertpowell1464
@robertpowell1464 Жыл бұрын
This had a surprisingly wholesome ending.
@Oz_Rion
@Oz_Rion Жыл бұрын
2:49 can't stop laughing at this 😂
@devilripper913
@devilripper913 9 ай бұрын
Looks like a cartoon
@Harryerpoow
@Harryerpoow 4 ай бұрын
Especially SpongeBob.
@average-art3222
@average-art3222 4 ай бұрын
Pov; You Realised Your a sub bottom.
@emlabty
@emlabty 6 ай бұрын
I love how they kept the same style for Kratos from Racist Mario.
@masterklaw4527
@masterklaw4527 Жыл бұрын
Kratos: There are consequences to the unrealistic standards set by porn! Atreus: Why? How do you know? How do you know?!?!
@MikeNoob101
@MikeNoob101 Жыл бұрын
Kratos's face is literally everyone when they realize what pegging is
@atomicskull6405
@atomicskull6405 Жыл бұрын
Wait untill you find out about futanari.
@ChaplainPhantasm
@ChaplainPhantasm Жыл бұрын
​@@atomicskull6405 *BOY!* Stop.
@greenblueant1012
@greenblueant1012 11 ай бұрын
Yeah. I'm the 246th liker today. Lucky me!☺
@mrgalaxy396
@mrgalaxy396 10 ай бұрын
Can't imagine what face they'd make when they hear about sounding.
@Abandoned_Account88
@Abandoned_Account88 7 ай бұрын
@@atomicskull6405as someone who just found out what that is I can confirm
@Spitfire__1944
@Spitfire__1944 Жыл бұрын
Ironic how Atreus is demonstrating the perfect example of fatherless behavior
@ManyPeregrine81
@ManyPeregrine81 Жыл бұрын
More like maidenless behavior 🫢🫢
@whaleping
@whaleping Жыл бұрын
Or everyone has a fetish. Pull up Spitfire’s folder, that’s probably a lot of feet
@Spitfire__1944
@Spitfire__1944 Жыл бұрын
@@whaleping WHAT, no I thought I deleted that
@whaleping
@whaleping Жыл бұрын
@@Spitfire__1944 XD
@Peetreesaur
@Peetreesaur 11 ай бұрын
What makes this fatherless behavior? Who made you the fatherless expert?
@michaelclarke9937
@michaelclarke9937 9 ай бұрын
This gets Better each time I watch it.
@Bob-kn7nc
@Bob-kn7nc 9 ай бұрын
I can’t believe this masterpiece came out on my birthday
@goldfishy999
@goldfishy999 3 ай бұрын
Happy birthday
@midlykhaizen1426
@midlykhaizen1426 Жыл бұрын
The way he just scrapes the wall with his axe while walking to Atreus when he said: "step mom"
@busebuse8968
@busebuse8968 6 ай бұрын
Dşdşd
@fewzanwashere
@fewzanwashere 5 ай бұрын
that is actually one hell of a detail I missed out
@kingleonidas2182
@kingleonidas2182 Жыл бұрын
This was almost as wholesome as the actual game
@teranceperaza2516
@teranceperaza2516 Жыл бұрын
“Both figures have dingalings”💀
@BrodyJHarper
@BrodyJHarper Жыл бұрын
2:05 its funny on how he said that lol
@jaimebatista4624
@jaimebatista4624 Жыл бұрын
Bro, it actually never accrued to me that Kratos never had “the talk” with Atreus.
@PlebNC
@PlebNC Жыл бұрын
To be fair, they have greater priorities at the time. What with Ragnarok and all...
@kevting4512
@kevting4512 Жыл бұрын
If you returned to Sindri's house post-game, Kratos will asked Mimir if he done enough with preparing Atreus to survive on his own, especially with "wooing"
@Jan_Iedema
@Jan_Iedema Жыл бұрын
There’s a little piece of dialogue about just that in the game
@thegreatrobin2329
@thegreatrobin2329 Жыл бұрын
“Did you teach Atreus how to… woo?” “Aye.”
@anjaneyasreetrout2444
@anjaneyasreetrout2444 Жыл бұрын
@@PotatoeSnow Ayo wtf?
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