Kratos vs Simping (God of War cartoon)

[@Flashgitz]

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[@jaminmcready]

Let’s go

[@Amharizz]

Mbappé the MVP

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

This is amazing. I like how they came to an understanding at the end and hugged it out. Keep up the good work.

[@LorgarRus]

SWEET

[@lucazeroblueversion9346]

4:40 love that you used the huntsman sound effect from TF2

[@harrisonglennie2942]

Kratos being an actual parent for once but his face when he realised what pegging was that was gold

[@moomoodeadcow]

Kratos played dumb. He's from Greece. The Greeks nasty. That'd screw anything that moves.

[@epaminon6196]

Kratos: *"I will not suffer my son to be penetrated by a feeble woman! If he must be penetrated, it will be done by a manly man!"*

[@yeeyee1666]

Finna had the SpongeBob episode hyperealistic frame moment

[@yurmexicanguy6128]

Reminds me of Captain K'nuckles when he was impressed by the dog

[@wealthybone2990]

It was hilarious and also Kratos talking about how the Greeks were gay and bussy was funny.

[@C_heeseable]

I love how 30% of Kratos' entire body is just his shoulders

[@sadesemolu]

He just like me fr.

[@IamCrismatic]

And his traps

[@marcocivalerian9099]

After all the pull ups using Hercules dead body thats what he got

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Harvard University God Hijab

[@Cr1tical5tr1ke]

​@@NazriBwhat

[@thefatheroflies666]

When Kratos shouted, "Atreus get back!" That almost sounded exactly like Chris Judge.

[@shroomso4430]

Lyle can get the job done.

[@thefatheroflies666]

@Surviving 24 Hours I got something to tell you actually, your mom tried to keep it a secret, but, I'm your real Papa. Papa Kissinger

[@LovingHamsters]

Right! I thought I was the only one that thought that

[@Folfah]

@Surviving 24 Hours im convinced you're a bot too

[@jeremiahjohnson2784]

Still a bot, unless?

[@ALT2113]

That image of Kratos' face realizing what pegging is, needs to be on a shirt.

[@taintedgaming1.033]

YES

[@hckingking]

I'm getting it tattooed

[@astro4458]

Shit looks like a Spongebob clip when you pause on it too 💀

[@tgnm9615]

​@@astro4458 close up detail shots. I missed those kind of details in animations

[@greenblueant1012]

Yeah. It was hilarious. I'm the 666th liker today. Lucky me!☺️

[@SammyEdgeINC]

Kratos walking toward the boy while scraping his axe against the wall was one of the most terrifying thing I've seen in a while

[@christiansparks6429]

Especially after Atreus said stepmom. Kratos was probably reminded of his first wife because of that.

[@wpBill]

It had me fucking crying dawg 😂

[@mikekasich836]

just wait til the next one when fees shows up with a strap on 😂

[@tkline4728]

I legit got a little scared and then started laughing.

[@InkedOnPaws]

Fr tho

[@MotivatedSonOfSparda]

Kratos seems like a calm and reasonable person

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

If the situation calls for it.

[@Totally_nothing_there]

Is he a calm...and reasonable person?

[@Mein-Darth]

@@Totally_nothing_there He can be.

[@clivah1499]

This is the clip you were looking for: [Hyperlink blocked] Why does the link not work, you might ask? Because you weren't looking for crap.

[@RaidenGosling]

VERGIL!!!

[@DarthViperious]

In a weird way, I feel like they perfectly captured their relationship in an absurd situation.

[@naheleshiriki5496]

I mean in the entire second game more centered around their relationship. The whole thing could be boiled down to Kratos saying boy don't do that and the boy just saying nah I'mma do that.

[@bonobostv1250]

As soon as Kratos shook his head and started explaining the ancient Greek philosophy, it had me grinning.

[@busebuse8968]

Elelleğ

[@theskullkidd3823]

The look of shock and horror on Kratos face when he realized what pegging was absolute gold

[@Pimped_Freiza]

that……….was VERY chaotic

[@francesco8320]

Can somebody explain me what it is? I really don’t want to search on the internet

[@Adamnlaw]

@@francesco8320 I think the picture explains it as graphically as you would like it to be Champ.

[@prachetasnayse9709]

@@francesco8320 you are too young to be here if you are asking that 😂

[@francesco8320]

@@prachetasnayse9709 more like I’m don’t speak english well (I’m italian) so I don’t undestand it

[@hafurg]

This is the most father-son conversation I've seen in AGES. Thank you.

[@Bringmeoneofthosechickens]

ancient Greeks weren't gay so you know. That is a myth!!

[@wellthen8953]

What kind of relationship do you have

[@hafurg]

Well its absolutely not the "hey let's cross the world and probably some dimension risking our lives against supernatural beings" kind of relationship. But it is a relationship that, even if we argue, we end up in common ground, hugging, and telling each other "I love you". And knowing how the Atreus-Kratos relationship is, this video is quite positive in that aspect

[@Kuriofh2678]

Wish I had a dad like yours. 🗿

[@C-loud]

@makutas-v261 I don't think that's right.

[@GHOST_41278]

The voice for Kratos was spot on dude, great job

[@wadewilson8011]

Good enough.

[@HeronSight]

Lyle mcdouschbag had a lot of practice in the oneyplays series of god of war.

[@eloctherandom1214]

If you wanna see him even more inproportionatley incorrect, look up racist mario lol

[@GHOST_41278]

@@eloctherandom1214 a classic

[@endryryzal718]

4:06

[@Of_infinite_Faith]

The part where kratos drags his ax to the pegging is just some genius story boarding

[@OnurTheXbot]

Whoever was voicing Atreus did a damn well job.

[@Deshoda100]

that would be Tom

[@S1rD4niel]

Tom obviously

[@НелиелОксингейл]

They both did

[@randymarsh9488]

Nah Kratos

[@JonesyVids]

Hi. New around here?

[@tomioluwa1284]

2:49 If kratos was this surprised from finding out what pegging is I can only imagine how livid he would be if he saw artreus in a furry suit.

[@Nashifruit]

Like a horse suit...

[@ohno7582]

Im sorry they are both degenerate filth but a man who wants to be pegged by a girl seems more vile than even a furry

[@inkchariot6147]

I mean.... didn't he turn into a bear?

[@crimsondragon1259]

@someuser. piss off bot

[@goufukyuserufu9728]

gow becomes 40k

[@wyatt8315]

Kratos saying “dingaling” is something I never knew I needed in life

[@nadanada-xy5kh]

Because thats where he ”draws the line”

[@redeyesstfu]

The fact that Kratos would rather have his son have sex with a guy like a real man than see him be the bottom to a woman's pegging is too hilarious 😂

[@ethribin4188]

It is suprisingly in character though

[@darkmask5933]

This was very in-character for the Greeks tho, gay sex was accepted with specific caveats, the people in power should be the only one to top, if you bottomed, you were weak ... but if you were a servant or slave, it was fine, cause you were weak by definition. Depending on the time period, it was only seen as perverse when the one clearly in power chose to bottom, it was seen as a defect.

[@nazareneoftheway3936]

@@darkmask5933 that is because they saw it in nature, gay sex only occurs when one is dominating the other as a show of power and authority, their definition of what was perverse was more originally akin to r*pe than actual consensually sex, the weaker one was like you said a servant or slave, they were going to get taken whether they wanted to or not.

[@driftingwolf0]

They were into that but call a Greek man gay, he will challenge you to a fight to the death because they were still total bros.

[@irshq9576]

​@@nazareneoftheway3936 for much of history sex was about power soo actually that is more rape

[@boomerix]

The part on Greek philosophy about "the one one who receives is gay, the one who gives isn't" is historically accurate and makes this 100% better.

[@kringle7804]

Exactly I don't get why people think the Greeks liked gay people they attributed it to slaves and weak people they saw it as cringe

[@michyoung77]

I was gonna say this lol

[@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051]

Depending on place and time

[@Ben-rz9cf]

Lmfao yeah also the part where it technically isn't sodomy if you do it with a slave

[@rapecel]

Not really. Both Aristophanes and Plato wanted homosexuality outlawed. What they didn't want outlawed was pederasty, which is why the delineation between submission/dominance was made. It is a modern reinterpretation of typically platonic androphilic relationships that lead to its subsequent "historical accuracy."

[@windexlover4921]

Kratos’s face of realization was priceless 😂

[@jileel]

I laughed so freaking hard!

[@gotoheat]

2:50

[@HimHim77]

Kratos: WHAT IS THIS!!! THE WOMAN DOING THE POUNDING THIS CAN NOT BE!!!!!! BOI WE ARE LEAVE TO MY HOMELANDS, NOW!

[@ZenSymphonia]

straight outta flapjack

[@windexlover4921]

@@ZenSymphonia omg 😭

[@sidneydykes5032]

“But I don’t wanna love men from the top” that’s the best line of dialogue ever.

[@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy]

Indeed

[@EternalNightingale]

I lost it when kratos said “this land has corrupted you”💀

[@eggseed6543]

the valkyres triggered his mommy dommy instincts

[@thesixthkid7689]

Me too bro.

[@nicak777alex9]

We are going back to Ancient Greek where you will shed your gay fantasies, and make love to men from the TOP !

[@romanicempirium3083]

Nordic moment

[@neinja66469]

@@eggseed6543 never say that again 😭😭

[@Myahster]

Can I just say, the way you designed Kratos is fantastic

[@KD-Slayer105]

The design of Kratos looks very much like that Mario Kart video from probably 8 years ago.

[@userfromtheinternet]

@@KD-Slayer105 that was what I was thinking

[@Wolf_Gaming-o4l]

@@userfromtheinternet y’all know the poster made that video right

[@Wolf_Gaming-o4l]

@@KD-Slayer105 The poster made that video

[@Hunter-human]

Reminds me of the tank from left 4 dead

[@DamnDraws]

This guys are the living proof of why AI won't ever be good enough to substitute people

[@wealthybone2990]

Huh? What made you say this?

[@inkchariot6147]

@@wealthybone2990 Because AI lacks the kind of fucked up imagination we have.

[@wealthybone2990]

@@inkchariot6147 I mean kinda but I've seen some shit from ai text lol.

[@kayleptwomoons1007]

@@inkchariot6147 it's just not cruel enough without being too cruel.

[@MDG-mykys]

@@inkchariot6147 but now we just have to feed this to the neural network.

[@TRUMPWRLD999]

I love how kratos is so jacked in this. He looks like those memes where 80% of his body is his shoulders

[@dafungazzzz4573]

I love how he still retains the physique from racist Mario

[@SirPlayzAlot]

Finnaly! Someone noticed!

[@Email.comGiovannibramblia2]

Agreed 🤝 💪

[@allenfernandez-]

His design was inmaculate.

[@frenfaither]

@@allenfernandez- Oh yes!

[@thequestbro]

This was so wholesome. I'm glad Atreus has a good father to teach him the good path, unlike the people on twitter.

[@michaelbread5906]

Here is the full link to deez nutz:

[@udy13]

how do i get free robux

[@DetectorCliche]

@@udy13 You look like you could use some good financial advice. You should reach out to my guy Mr. Phony McBullshitpants.

[@ghesh9423]

That's because Twitter users have daddy issues

[@sup1602]

Well with the great musk purging going on maybe twitter won't be a giant steaming turd, still a turd but smaller.

[@Nate_the_Nobody]

3:08 I love how that back hand had zero force behind it, just the weight of his arms moving knocked him down 🤣🤣

[@isaacpedroza9231]

I lost it there😂😂

[@maximtsai1856]

It really shows how much Kratos cares when he has the might to slay gods but can't bear to discipline the boy any harder than what amounts to a firm pat.

[@threelegcomedy]

at 4:05 when he goes “ATREUS” it actually sounds so on par with the game

[@Pdudi]

This Spongebob face when he explained the pegging. KILLED ME!

[@Quizack]

Ren & Stimpy did it first.

[@Pdudi]

@@Quizack Thats correct. But why mention it?

[@Quizack]

@@Pdudi That’s how conversations work bro. A subject is bought up, people reply with relevant comments, and discussions evolve. I didn’t mean to get you worked up over it. I just thought it was relevant.

[@Pdudi]

@@Quizack What Made you think that Iam worked Up? I Just asked a simple question. We just seem to converse differently.

[@Quizack]

@@Pdudi Yeah maybe. You just seemed a little eager for me to explain my intent with such a simple observation, that it seemed you were overly suspicious of it. My comment just seemed relevant at the time because Ren & Stimpy popularised that style and I know people find that stuff interesting. Maybe I could have worded it differently to avoid this.

[@jnicholaswildcat]

Kratos’ faces when the realization of what pegging hits is absolutely nuts lol 😂

[@Zaxares]

I was half expecting Atreus to explain that the girl in the last pic was actually futa and THEN see what Kratos' reaction is. XD

[@christopherhawkins6985]

@@Zaxares same bro lol

[@RE4uk]

Ren & stimpy animation or spongebob for the youngers.

[@heritic1hero]

"I won't raise a gay boy, but I don't see how that has to do with anything." I laughed so hard at that. It's so perfect. Great writing dudes!!!

[@heritic1hero]

@Dagon Frazer the fuq?

[@ashcrimson4104]

@@heritic1hero bots

[@nicak777alex9]

The fun part is that they are historically accurate, in ancient Greece and Roman culture being submissive was disgusting, but being the top was actually fine, being the bottom is what made you a woman.

[@bensoncheung2801]

777 👍

[@ashcrimson4104]

@@nicak777alex9 Here in the middle east they think the same sadly

[@trevinwolverine1904]

"As long as you are the top of any relationship, it is fine by me."

[@jman217]

Well, Tops don't raise their kids to grow up to be bottoms. 😂

[@phgamer4393]

I mean this is basically the middle east

[@mathgasm8484]

That was actually Roman law the top is always the person of higher social class thus slaves are always bottoms.

[@gfm_904]

3:17 greatest moment on gaming history

[@josephjohnson5415]

That was wholesome. Dads don't let sons simp. And everyone knows that the "fertility" goddess was just ancient wank material that survives to this day.

[@RavagersPrey]

There's a theory that it isn't a "fertility" goddess it's actually just a woman's body from a first person perspective looking down, the proportions don't make any sense otherwise as humans couldn't have gotten that fat as hunter gatherers.

[@josephjohnson5415]

@@RavagersPrey how would we the the sizes of people? You think they didn't have fat loud women eating all the mammoth and complaining her "hunter/gather husband needs to find a better job to support all her kids." Imagine if all the "hot" figurines got "thumbed" so hard that non survived, only the fatties.

[@longschlongjohnson6470]

@RavagersPrey eh, prehistoric humans that were smart enough to make art were smart enough to imagine women with bigger titties and fatter thighs.

[@RavagersPrey]

@@longschlongjohnson6470 The statue is an obese woman, how could anyone get that fat in prehistory?

[@RavagersPrey]

@@josephjohnson5415 How many obese animals do you see in the wild?

[@nickridley3772]

The fact he showed the eagle wing torture at the end is just insane

[@nickridley3772]

Actual name "death eagle"

[@RiotDemon]

@@nickridley3772 always heard of it referred to as a blood eagle.

[@swissball99]

@@nickridley3772 it was only certainly used once

[@masterPNDA1234]

@@swissball99 i searched it up and it’s called « blood eagle » everywhere I’ve looked

[@masterPNDA1234]

@@RiotDemon you’re right it is blood eagle

[@KaryonTheirStory]

1:03 the head turn got me 😂😂😂

[@rand0mmand0]

It got me too bro 🤣🤣🤣

[@mkstar12]

The scraping of the axe on the wall afterwards added more.

[@PicassoFace]

Bruh your mom got me

[@sam1_2_1]

And the music in the background

[@huntrezz01]

God!!!😂😂😂

[@keithbecknell6994]

You guys should definitely keep making more God of War parodies.

[@suprshin]

This is the calmest version of Kratos ever.

[@Mein-Darth]

Boy?

[@daenite2480]

A calm and a reasonable person

[@lesgosn5036]

Man these comments are

[@GarbajeCan]

@@lesgosn5036 all bots

[@keynanmartinez]

His character development is great

[@ricecracked7565]

Getting Kratos and Atreus on a family talk show to discuss Atreus' simping would be absolutely amazing Edit: DAMN OK thanks for the likes everyone!!😭

[@arvadelglass3707]

It's looks like something out of meatcanyon

[@Ralathar44]

It was good advice too on the Simping "No, you're giving over too much of yourself" IE you've lost the balance of power in the relationship and you're just letting yourself get used...which inevitably results in your getting abused or hurt.

[@0001captainawesome]

I want to see them on Dr. Phill now. Oh I can imagine it perfectly 😂👏

[@ArrowThrills]

@@0001captainawesome yooo that would be great 🤣, hopefully Flashgitz sees this comments

[@michalmikes5286]

It would be simply amazing

[@alvaroromero8745]

2:50 is the face of true horror, one that I would never imagine upon Kratas face. Impressive depiction.

[@hopekill1498]

This will become a meme template 😂

[@cristinagomez3283]

Me when I put the baby to sleep and put the pizza in the oven: 😀 The oven starts crying and the pizza is in the crib:

[@NetralFN]

Goofy ahh Spongebob moments

[@ArrowThrills]

2:50 Kratos face is priceless, he knew what was up lmfaoo 🤣☠️😭😈🥵

[@ArrowThrills]

Yup

[@DaxtonGarn]

The way he said “boy” just got me laughing every time I hear it. 😂

[@taitenguerrero2030]

3:07 is just great, the way he barley taps him

[@mr.l8723]

Discipline tap😂

[@True_Luke]

@DagonFrazer2 jk

[@Trew062]

I love how they still made Atreus not say the things about sex. He can draw but not explain the specifics of it. Like Ryuji that swears except saying fk.

[@MarkStillPlays]

ok never expected a flashgitz video to end on a wholesome note

[@fortheloveofallthingsholy2706]

That African fertility statue is pretty funny, and it's also accurate. Which is strange to see

[@helton3425]

@@fortheloveofallthingsholy2706 the fertility statue was the first Waifu...

[@phaolo6]

At least until the horrifying ad lol

[@kieran10202]

"Boy, Freya being stuck between realms does not justify such actions in real life, and you will be respectful to her."

[@nblhrt92]

This was strangely.... wholesome.

[@edsoncastillo7357]

@someuser. W 🫵

[@anjaneyasreetrout2444]

Holy fuck...... Atreus actually got a small mustache

[@piercesable344]

"That's puberty for ya."- Brok

[@Dude_Diligence]

Is it?

[@Oz_Rion]

2:49 can't stop laughing at this 😂

[@devilripper913]

Looks like a cartoon

[@Harryerpoow]

Especially SpongeBob.

[@average-art3222]

Pov; You Realised Your a sub bottom.

[@emeros8631]

"There is no straighter work a man can do but to go to town on the bussy" is now my new commandment

[@desmonides]

Gay

[@emeros8631]

@@desmonides Definitely. Was there any doubt ?

[@matheussanthiago9685]

Amen

[@Engeldemuerte]

I love how Kratos' philosophy is just prison rules lol

[@Spenway18]

And historically accurate to the Greeks and Romans. "Fuckin is fine, but getting fucked is gay"

[@lornajames]

Yes sir

[@kristjanmatanovic8722]

Well it's basically what the Greeks believed back then

[@xKingx16]

Jokes aside, What Kratos was saying was true. Being gay was fine, just not being a bottom.

[@essaadeel3676]

The Greeks and Romans believed in this, in Roman society two Roman men can't have sex because the Roman man that was the bottom would be disgraced in Roman society having sex with a slave was okay since slaves aren't Roman citizens but the slave should be on the bottom. In Greek society on the other hand teachers and pupils had sex and the pupil would always be the bottom as was tradition after this is done the pupil would go on to live life as a straight man.

[@hopekill1498]

I love the commitment these guys put on their sponsor's lmao

[@turosechil8798]

Yeah one of the few occasions where i dont mind being fed an ad.

[@Lunk42]

Flashgitz and Internet Historian are the only times I watch ads.

[@slimebunny5700]

Yeah, I wish more effort was put into ads. People would genuinely become intrested in the product that way.

[@Fubukio]

"I know all about your little Quick Time Events. Begging for Red Orbs like a good little boy." LOL

[@rendiarf]

2:50 I actually cannot stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@matelukacs6360]

Me too🤣🤣

[@nabareru]

2:47 this freaking killed me lmao. The face is just 👌

[@Envoy_Intuition]

Imperium vs Kratos crossover episode would be dope lol

[@crimsondragon1259]

@its-time you became the very thing you svore to destroy

[@ExcidiumPlanar]

Funny enough, when Kratos explains at 1:47, it is historically accurate.

[@vladimirdragonov]

I thought it was the Roman's that had those rules

[@BuetifullPersun]

Greeks also smash lil boiz

[@bluecanine3374]

It was true for old Norse culture too. Being a bottom brought Ergi amd calling a man argr was a serious accusation and grounds for a duel. Sedr magic was considered ergi so basically wizards were gay.

[@oldluke7653]

Ergo Gaaaaaaay

[@HaloForgeUltra]

Actually, while Plato believed this, saying that having sex with a man raised as a goal would be more masculine. Aristotle pointed out that a twink has both the fa**otry of a female in terms of hobbies and personality, and is a man. Whereas a tomboy is the superior choice because they don't have gay hobbies like fashion and such but instead sports and stuff a man can enjoy with them, but it's still a women. Personally, I'm with Aristotle.

[@MikeNoob101]

Kratos's face is literally everyone when they realize what pegging is

[@atomicskull6405]

Wait untill you find out about futanari.

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

​@@atomicskull6405 *BOY!* Stop.

[@greenblueant1012]

Yeah. I'm the 246th liker today. Lucky me!☺

[@mrgalaxy396]

Can't imagine what face they'd make when they hear about sounding.

[@Abandoned_Account88]

@@atomicskull6405as someone who just found out what that is I can confirm

[@Jamesyboi135]

That had the most wholesome ending and the weirdest story

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

I mean Atreus is from Greek descent, it's only natural for him.

[@pawepojnar2968]

​@p o p god damn bot

[@54032Zepol]

Yup Greeks sexual desire went further from human like goats and dogs, typical Greeks

[@DaddyDynastic]

It's like Kratos said being the top isn't gay

[@ArbiterofTruth]

@DagonFrazer2If you mean furries. I'm all for it!

[@Qlipphoth]

Son, what the fuck is wrong with your profile image?

[@unstableanimations]

As someone who does frame by frame animation on KZbin, I must say it's impressive how this channel can get content out through rigs.

[@tgi3d881]

They do a lot of motion tweens with more focus on facial animation. I really like their stuff. But it is far from frame by frame. They do a lot of industry tricks so they can post more than one vid a year like harry partridge. While it not be frame by frame like the old school, their work is very professional and exceeds the quality of plenty large budget shows

[@sunsetgames2622]

That actually ended more wholesome than I thought. Something about God of War and it teaching harsh lessons to others to learn from has always been good story telling material. We do not simp! We work on ourselves and the flaws we are burdened with to better ourselves. “We must be better.”

[@darkswords147]

I love how absolutely in the zone Atreus is at the start.

[@robertpowell1464]

This had a surprisingly wholesome ending.

[@thebearmon5140]

Soo heart warming, I wish every dad begins finding what his son's interests are with "We must discuss your perversions".

[@midlykhaizen1426]

The way he just scrapes the wall with his axe while walking to Atreus when he said: "step mom"

[@busebuse8968]

Dşdşd

[@fewzanwashere]

that is actually one hell of a detail I missed out

[@JessieTheGinger]

"begging for red orbs like a good little boy" 😂😂😂 he knows!!

[@Sam-vz8pm]

Kratos' face of horror had me rolling

[@Spitfire__1944]

Ironic how Atreus is demonstrating the perfect example of fatherless behavior

[@ManyPeregrine81]

More like maidenless behavior 🫢🫢

[@whaleping]

Or everyone has a fetish. Pull up Spitfire’s folder, that’s probably a lot of feet

[@Spitfire__1944]

@@whaleping WHAT, no I thought I deleted that

[@whaleping]

@@Spitfire__1944 XD

[@Peetreesaur]

What makes this fatherless behavior? Who made you the fatherless expert?

[@kingleonidas2182]

This was almost as wholesome as the actual game

[@jaimebatista4624]

Bro, it actually never accrued to me that Kratos never had “the talk” with Atreus.

[@PlebNC]

To be fair, they have greater priorities at the time. What with Ragnarok and all...

[@kevting4512]

If you returned to Sindri's house post-game, Kratos will asked Mimir if he done enough with preparing Atreus to survive on his own, especially with "wooing"

[@Jan_Iedema]

There’s a little piece of dialogue about just that in the game

[@thegreatrobin2329]

“Did you teach Atreus how to… woo?” “Aye.”

[@anjaneyasreetrout2444]

@@PotatoeSnow Ayo wtf?

[@BlackringIII]

Kratos's horrified face looked like something out of flapjack and was wonderful

[@BiotchProductions]

Seriously, you guys are about the only people I would watch the sponsored commercials without fast forwarding through them because you do them so flipping funny!

[@wellsVAT]

Unironically one of the best endings to a flashgitz video

[@jinanren2026]

it went from that kratos killing mario kart to the father he is today, truly character development

[@KnightsWithoutATable]

This was great. I love how Kratos is ready to lose all control at any time and Atreus knows it.

[@gankgoat8334]

Kratos having Mediterranean flash backs at the pegging picture was gold.

[@stormtroopertk8]

2:47 I was on the ground in tears with this face 😂

[@spacerosepoem9005]

This was hilarious but honestly that was probably the most wholesome conversation about that topic a father and son will ever have.

[@leoncharles6294]

far far better than the corny shit they wrote for the actual game lol

[@josephhalford917]

I love how the history lessons from your other channel make it into the mainstream

[@sweatysocks8214]

Explain?

[@josephhalford917]

@@sweatysocks8214 in their second channel they go into it when they draw Hercules

[@45calGunslinger]

@@josephhalford917 bruh it's a rant from Cream Crew

[@guatermelon7543]

Atreus with the balls of steel still being defiant after the kratos theme kicking in lmao

[@TheNorthie]

Atreus is the only one to get away with this consistently lol

[@froschreiniger2639]

😂 The high detail face like from shows like spongebob really got me

[@MarkStillPlays]

4:41 as soon as you hear a crit huntsman, you know its gonna end quickly

[@slavic_viking9638]

He used a glitch to get a headshot

[@lonewolf-vr1ni]

he shot in butt didn't he?

[@TheHuskyK9]

Ironically one of the most wholesome animations Flashgitz have done in a while 👏👏

[@AvoidedOrc36584]

0:47 This made the Japanese gods a target for Kratos

[@desmonides]

Would love for that to be part 3

[@death5talker45]

The look on Kratos face with the eyes bulging... Comedy Gold

[@Konslufius]

Unironically most sane version out of all animated versions of Kratos on KZbin.

[@MAHARAJA_DK]

2:00 "Got to town, on the BUSSY." XD

[@Violaphobia]

That Kratos reaction feels like a Ren and Stimpy reference, and I'm here for it

[@shurias734]

Better than my relationship with my dad. Thanks for the free therapy

[@BlackBear1-m1j]

That was surprising a sweet ending, knowing how you guys normally tell stories 😂😂

[@moth_in_dark]

This was strangely wholesome, which is not something I thought I'd ever feel about a Flashgitz short.

[@ryangonsalves6310]

The line at 3:18 will forever live rent free in my head.

[@summerysteam96]

"Wheres its weekpoint" "In the gay"

[@smegmalasagna]

That super realistic close-up really caught me off guard. Fucking fantastic!!

[@AO-ly3mv]

It kills me that Atreus looks just like Tom

[@midnightaurora9483]

Tom?

[@AO-ly3mv]

@@midnightaurora9483 co-creator of flashgitz and British "man"

[@midnightaurora9483]

@@AO-ly3mv ok

[@JonkoSlunko]

the dramatic pause revealing the 4th perversion was comedy gold.

[@psychofilm6976]

2:48 When you grow up with Disney movies and think the original was also for kids but then when you’re older and see how dark the original story’s was.

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

The voice acting for "...peh....pegging" SLAYS me EVERY time! 🤣🤣🤣

[@chaosspy2]

The moment when kratos found out what pegging was was hilarious

[@victorcharles27]

3:24 CALL HIM OUT👏😂👏😂👏

[@emlabty]

I love how they kept the same style for Kratos from Racist Mario.