Krimson KB Reacts: Jocat's A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Barbarian (AGAIN)

Ok so....Barbarian looks promising. Cuz RAAAAAAGE!!!!
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[@nightxsabbath]

"That escalated quickly" says the rest of the barbarian's party

[@D3th10rd]

The initial launch of Final Fantasy 14.

[@javahikage]

Half-Orc Path of the Zealot Barbarian is the epitome of "Man literally too angry to die". They have the stupdly high resiliance signature of all Barbarians, but the Half-Orc race allows to not die the first time you would each day. If you would die after that the Barbarians can make a save roll and not die if they succeed. If they fail and "die" they stay alive while they rage as part of being a Zealot, and if someone heals them then it's like they never died in the first place. In the very rare case they actually die, they can revive almost for free, resurrecting spells need expensive materials but if your resurrecting a Zealot their god intervines and you don't need to provide materials anymore, just a caster that knows the spell.

[@MattHew-rq8zw]

well now that is a very good tidbit of advice right there!

[@SunLovinSolaire]

I play a Half-Orc Zealout Barbarian who’s whole thing is that he hates the god who gave him these powers and desperately WANTS to die, but not until he can guarantee he’ll never be brought back ever again. So his personal BBEG is the source of his Divine Rage.

[@randorookie8587]

So basically “DEATH IS BUT A TEMPORARY SET BACK”

[@BlueWoWTaylan]

@@SunLovinSolaire Imagine the enemy that tells him ''You wanna die?!'' as a threat and he gleefully goes ''YESSSS!!!!!''

[@Makareno94]

0:29 fun fact 1 point in intelegence doesn't matter because 4 and 5 int have same modifier of -3 to intelegence

[@zwojack7285]

Speaking from expierence there, eh?

[@draconis17]

@@zwojack7285 all you had to do to get a sick burn there was not also make a spelling mistake.

[@animegx45]

I honestly thought that was a 9 and that he had gotten dumber.

[@anjelica948]

“That escalated quickly.” The literal definition of a Barbarian 😅

[@kennyholmes5196]

0:44 "Can you think of one?" Why yes. Two, in fact. Star Wars Battlefront (2015) Star Wars Battlefront 2 (2017)

[@ArmageddonEvil]

Every single EA Launch ever, with their shit PR Team dunking on people who enjoy Titanfall.

[@jakeand9020]

Medieval Total War 2 At launch the shield bonus actually worked as a penalty, so basically any unit with a shield was less than useless. Additionally, the two-handed weapon animation was bugged so the wouldn't ever actually attack. So peasants we're the best melee unit in the game.

[@darkstone_official_2427]

'What's the reason for your goblins obsession with taking things to the nuts all the time?' Krimson: It's fine don't worry about it. Me: What else would you do at crotch height?

[@SOJITZL]

I play a Muscle Wizard, is it effective? I know every spell, of course it is. I just don't have to use all of them all the time unlike the virgin spellcasting classes because I'm too busy turning people into interpretive art sculptures and picking up trees to throw at people like darts.

[@simonbelmont207]

KB. Did you know JoCat made a Spooky Slice music video?

[@leviathan1082]

a lvl 20 barbarian can be in constant rage, the have infinite rage, and can just be permanently angry.

[@snowrhodes9176]

no man's sky

[@azurebalmung4520]

I like that Debbie Sprucenails gained a level since the last Barbarian Guide

[@amithabraham2224]

Halo Infinite, Halo 5's Campaign, Halo MCC Pre-PC port.

[@MsPokemonKO]

Final Fantasy XIV. We all know the story of 1.0, and that is the launch, so yeah.

[@naui5257]

No Man’s Sky, while great now, had such a lackluster start and endgame for a while that it was such a let down for years until they sort of fulfilled their initial promises

[@CorynSilver]

I actually still enjoyed it just fine at Launch XD But you absolutely took the one i was gonna mention.

[@naui5257]

@@CorynSilver I mean, it was mediocre at best. Not necessarily horrid or riddled with bugs and gliches like some other notorious games

[@guitarhausdoesntknowwhatac3285]

FF14 had a launch so bad the company made it free for everyone who bought it at launch.

[@DragonKingZero]

That, and they _literally_ burned v1.0 to the ground via very angry dragon.

[@AugustoEL]

@@DragonKingZero t Yeah it sucked so much that they went straight to yeah it sucks hard. Fuck it burn it to the ground and start from scratch.

[@CorynSilver]

Also, 1:13 Shout out to GRIFBALL, the best game since itself!

[@khaeldranis2564]

Calvinball would like some words with you

[@lordnoobi-z6360]

I couldn't think of a game who needed improvement just after release (because i'm to lazy to think about it). However, i would tell you (because you talked about it) that playing a goblin barbarian is super fun. Barbarian in dnd are absolute power house and every creature with melee reach will cry for mercy when they see a barbarian. Plus, you are extremely hard to kill. So be a barbarian goblin is ironic as hell. You are basically a small dog, you have a small size that doesn't match your savagery. You could be the classical goblin with a goofy voice, but then you become so piss of that your start to sound like an orc. Plus, barbarian are great for new player... But monk goblin is also good, or you could play as anything else, just have fun i guess.

[@ericharrison4067]

If he wanted to do both, hadokens aren't spells so he could use them while raging. But I think you HAVE to use DEX for those so doesn't mesh well with barbarian

[@lukethefluke7]

No mans sky

[@graugger5918]

Battlecruiser 3000AD originally was almost completely unplayable out of the box!

[@mgutierrez6762]

Alignment

[@opinionofmine3238]

You could multiclass, goblin monk + barbarian

[@coreypatterson5827]

Battlefleet Gothic: Armada 2. By the time you hit the end of the tutorial, you'd had SOMETHING break on you. Great game once they got it working, but a classic example of "forced out to meet deadlines at the expense of QA".

[@TheTruestZero]

Well... FFXIV had a really bad start Like... REEEALY BAD. But them Yoshi-P happened.

[@tigerwarrior1787]

Anything Activision Blizzard puts out. *Mic drops*

[@geargetente3689]

Warframe after any update ever

[@jarzz3601]

ah yes bugframe

[@ManuelRodriguez-dr2cn]

Bruh, no man's sky

[@fireprincessreviews]

Didn't mention the best Barbarian Path.... PATH OF WILD MAGIC!!!

[@Lorekeeper72]

For a game with a bad launch... Cyberpunch 2077, need I say more?

[@Zoten001]

No Man's Sky, Cyberpunk 2077...

[@PhirenFayt]

No man sky.

[@shadowmaster335]

well, if you consider a bad launch being unable to log in for hours, then uhm, endwalker?, and practically every league launch of path of exile

[@overlordanimegeddon2028]

Cyberpunk 2077 had so much potential

[@colemccall6834]

0:52 Star wars battlefront 2

[@ikkillord6448]

ff14 online had the worst start on launch xD

[@cjthelonewolf7410]

Most games have a rough launch

[@ikkillord6448]

@@cjthelonewolf7410 i know, to be honest, i love ff14 now, but i still play wow, and at that time it wow was the king of mmo's, now i love both games

[@webcomicsftw]

@@cjthelonewolf7410 FFXIV's start was exceptionally bad, though. SO bad, in fact, they literally rebuilt the game from the ground up. Hence the name A Realm REBORN.

[@GG_Metl]

No Man Sky

[@CorynSilver]

I think the first 3 comments are pretty much all three i would mention XD CP2077, NMS, and FFXIV 1.0 were all pretty poor at launch, despite my personal enjoyment with MNS's launch version XD

[@SinfulGFX]

Most online multiplayer games that require servers have bad launches nowadays sadly.

[@anthonykodaski6161]

Every battlefield game

[@quantumforest7905]

As far as bad launches go, I don't think there's anything that beats No Man's Sky. Especially since it actually got good later.

[@DarkGekkouga]

3 Words Street Fighter Five

[@Samagachi]

Mass Effect Andromeda

[@matthewscorner2990]

0:44 FNAF Security Breach

[@levyleviathan9392]

Anthem.

[@Inkastar-tz8yd]

not a live service game but cyberpunk 2077

[@zwojack7285]

Alignment and DM vid when

[@KrimsonKB]

Soon.

[@Lomal003]

Anthem

[@sirjulious101]

Back 4 Blood

[@JobeStroud]

Final Fantasy 14.

[@Trunksmad]

Do we even talk about Cyberpunk?

[@jarzz3601]

the harder game is name a live service game that had a good launch

[@spartanfury1]

cyberpunk

[@Leopardfang13]

Cyberpunk 2077

[@angryaussie4931]

Battlefield 2042 nuff said

[@derpyduck6845]

2042

[@mayorofe3]

No man's sky and fallout 76

[@rrenterprise1]

Cyberpunk

[@That1powergamer]

Could he maybe watch the fall of 76 if he hasn't already?

[@amishrambo4096]

Anthem: everyone forget in the conflict of "the times" but this game was a rip-roaring piece of 1/2 thought out ass since day -365 and only got worse with every day closer to release then it got SOMEHOW WORSE

[@jarzz3601]

all you need to say about anthem is the devs didn't know what the game was til the demo was shown at e3

[@PsychoDiesel48]

Fallout: 76 Anyone? XD 50GB day one, still broken

[@That1powergamer]

For those who somehow managed to not know check out a video titled "The Fall of 76" and I promise you will know what you actually need to know for why everyone craps on it so much.

[@PsychoDiesel48]

@@That1powergamer love Internet Historian ;)

[@AKX-DTGRSMP]

A game with bad launch? Easy, No man sky.

[@judah4753]

Final Fantasy XIV 1.0.

[@benjamingalvan2346]

Monster hunter rise lol probably had a lot of issues

[@randogamer2643]

Fallout 76

[@monkeyman72able]

69 likes nice

[@coopthecanadian]

battlefield 4

[@aboundedsumo7984]

Elder Scrolls online was notorious for having a terrible launch back in the day. And yes, i know you said all Bethesda games, but AcHsHualLy ESO is Zenimax.

[@markstanzel1632]

Diablo 3 and immortal

[@chalif6]

halo infinit

[@shadiafifi54]

Battlefield 2042 had a... less than stellar launch. Eight months to a year later, it's _still_ pretty shoddy.

[@spartanb125]

Halo mcc

[@otlan2724]

FF14!!

[@czombie1050]

Battlefield 2042

[@siraskalon3793]

Battlefield 2042.

[@scottlang6057]

My man you want a terrible launch? Destiny 2 intial launch

[@Saba_Ora]

Mhmm...mans has admitted he plays FF14 yet he calls out everything else and acts like he don't know lol

[@falscher2]

depends if he started XIV or ARR

[@Saba_Ora]

@@falscher2 Maybe, but feels like even if he started with ARR he would still know the history of the game, it was a legendary fail. Then again he could just be being coy lol

[@Narokh]

Speaking of bad launches, as wonderful as the game is, let's not pretend that Endwalker launched smoothly.

[@bleach714able]

Battlefield2042

[@stnelyre8463]

No man’s sky had a horrible release

[@omegagilgamesh]

A game with a terrible launch? FFXIV v1.0

[@ej1mmy455]

Cyberpunk, worse launch in history

[@dextra_24703]

No Man Sky

[@nave6224]

Anthem

[@Tallame_Longstory]

Cyberpunk 2077

[@edwinfrerichs8674]

Cyberpunk

[@Samuel-tk3il]

Cyberpunk 2077

[@chrisswett1368]

Cyberpunk 2077

[@aerorevolver5756]

Cyberpunk 2077