Kroll Show - Pawnsylvania - Destination Wedding (ft. Derek Waters)

Murph and Don travel to Ocean City to raise funds for Murph's upcoming wedding.
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[@Digressor666]

This is the most Pennsylvania thing I’ve ever seen. Including the road trip to Ocean City.

[@thedukeofswellington1827]

we go to OCNJ

[@rlbigfish]

"Say hi to both your Aunt JoAnns for me." "Say hi to yours."

[@autocosm]

Nails the little things! PIT: "Wahter under da bridge?" PHI: "Wooder under da bridge"

[@Henry-ep6qy]

"Even tho Dan Marino went to central catholic." might be the greatest Pittsburgh reference ever on TV

[@philliesdeftoneseaglesslip6510]

Not bad

[@tstan9713]

Not bad

[@SingularitySessions]

For real I started laughing my ass off

[@brodygalloway9807]

My dad from Pittsburgh brings it up all the time “Best damn arm I ever seen”

[@loveandnapalm]

I'm literally standing across the street from central waiting for a bus right now so it was really weird and kind of surreal to hear him mention it.

[@captenhook8328]

I'm gonna play a game. How long can I go without using the phrase "handing out slap jobs under the overpass"?

[@petermoore7796]

"In 2004, Lewis generously donated his fingerprints to the Atlanta district attorney"

[@VorpalGirl]

PA born, raised in MD... just happened to see this episode while on vacation in a remote corner of Australia, feeling very far from home. Very much actually almost fell off the sofa.

[@amazingHyph]

Agreed, grew up in Pittsburgh AND Maryland. Watching from LA. So nostalgic, haha.

[@Kid_Ikaris]

@@amazingHyph My sister in LA just texted me a link to this in DE. Is this another one of those crypto scams?

[@user-rf5px3gh3p]

“You’re the best, man” “It’s official” 😂😂

[@andrewlarkin9478]

Nick Kroll is the only person not born with a Philly accent to be able to master it.. well done.

[@jasonmorasch33]

No he didnt at all lol they sound like theyre from canada terrible philly accents

[@Falconpunch82]

the bride was spot on. she lived in philly

[@justingardener3279]

dennis reynolds' did it, five star accent

[@Smeet9]

Justin Gardener whenever Dennis brings it out he nails it

[@gibbsm]

his british accent sucks tho, lol (not british dennis)

[@TeaInTheMoment]

I'm from Pennsylvania and I approve this skit. From the excessive use of the word "wooder" (i.e. water) and pronouncing Philadelphia Eagles "Filadelfya-iggils" to saying "weddin" instead of wedding, talking about Wawa's hoagies, and subtitling Teresa's words, this entire skit is brilliant! It's so good to see Philly, Pittsburgh, and Maryland accents represented in comedy! Thanks Kroll Show!!!!

[@theonejokeking3191]

Tea in the Moment Lol Idk how you're from PA and think this accent is at all PA. I'm South Central PA in the woods, just South of Harrisburg and spent time living in Philly. They are not doing the accent right at all.

[@rickrudd]

The deep Philly pronunciation of the word "phone" gets me every time - can't even put my finger on it, but it's almost southern in its affection.

[@TeaInTheMoment]

"It's so good to see Philly, Pittsburgh, and Maryland accents represented in comedy!" I never said these accents are "all PA". 👍

[@JohnDoe-yq5bd]

Joke King seeing as i was raised and born here i sure i have enough experience to say you are absolutely crazy plus south central pa isnMt much of anything when it comes to accents at its strongest it still sounds like a watered down philly accent with light toning to it.

[@stormz1215]

Me too and it’s so accurate!

[@markkickmark]

"Even though Dan Marino went to Central Catholic, not bad."

[@justjanelle6008]

What are you, a jokester? 😂

[@ceyf8724]

I worked at wawa and I worked on new years eve into new years morning. And these are the people that I encountered

[@judahkass7592]

Being from Pittsburgh makes this so much funnier

[@geekrockrats]

Ugh it's chillingly accurate

[@robertworkman1419]

Making the Pittsburgh dude look all disheveled and unkempt. On point!!!

[@eXiLe824]

I know right, they nail that shlubby black and gold Pittsburgh uniform

[@iatethecookie123]

wawa is the shit though

[@erickuhn2812]

Ya can't beat it

[@MrOplef]

What the fuck is a wawa?

[@rayamat01]

MrOplef it's like 7/11

[@iatethecookie123]

rayamat01 no, its like a gourmet delicatessen, featuring everything you think is great

[@MrOplef]

If it's so good, why does it have such a shitty name?

[@danielbrown1724]

"Wrote most of his spooky stuff in Baltimore" "Yea cuz the city's such a nightmare" Love it!!

[@philliesdeftoneseaglesslip6510]

Ball-Dee-More

[@jarvisel]

"Jawn Wooders."

[@austinmort5300]

"Translate to English" lol

[@annausf3887]

I am originally from the 19102 area and wasn't going to give yous a pass when yous used Md for Ocean City when yous all know that going down the shore means OCNJ (Ocean City New Jersey - with a pit stop in Somers Point for unmentionables), but after that comedic bit about John Wooders and Edgar Allen Poe's Crow's Feet it's all wooder under the Ben Franklin Bridge!

[@DankSi]

this is way too PA for me, I need some old bay I gotta gewww

[@dextersbeard3472]

Old Bay is actually a Maryland thing. Baltimore and Maryland in general is known for our Crabs and Old Bay, PA and Phili in particular are famous for their cheesesteaks. I love both States, Delaware too.

[@johnnybravo8129]

"That's beautiful where's the blowhole" lmao

[@uga71]

This show is comedy genius with great production value why the fuck would CC cancel it?!

[@terryhouserii7560]

Can't blame CC...it's actually Nick who decided to end the show. www.vulture.com/2014/12/kroll-show-is-ending-nick-kroll-explains-why.html

[@50ShadesOfEndo]

They didn't cancel it

[@P9rkour90]

Evo Shift and you have zero sense of humor

[@P9rkour90]

Its pretty friggin' funny. Nick Kroll is hilariously underrated. His characters are ingenius.

[@theEarlofChip]

Evo Shift You're alone. People actually from the Philly area love it. It's 'accurate' enough for comedy. And it's not 'bashing' Pennsylvania.

[@zwerob]

0:17 LOL. I'm from Philly and I can say they nailed it.

[@Falconpunch82]

lmao i've been to that dave and busters

[@emmywang346]

Robert Zwerling shes from Delco! She doesn’t have a philly accent, she has a delco accent

[@dragothedago7856]

Me too right off of spring garden D&B rox!

[@jayp6138]

It's pronounced baldamore get it right

[@ryanfoley123]

"I don't know how they do business down here." "That's how we do business down here."

[@IanR1205]

“Right on the pavement...”

[@matthewlimson4111]

"Im wacko for flacko"

[@someoneschannel4420]

Haha I was pissing my buddy off by saying water under the bridge all day haha

[@Calikid331]

Jesus the Philly accent might be one of the goofiest accents in the US

[@philliesdeftoneseaglesslip6510]

Boston may be goofier. But yes, that Philly accent so goofy and very recognizable, my mother says Ball-D-More 😂

[@puremercury]

Pittsburgh is even worse. Look up the lady who named Steely McBeam. It's bonkers that she is speaking American English.

[@greeneggsandham91]

"Wud acksen?"

[@andrewfraser7171]

fuckin hilarious, cant stop watchin. As a marylander I feel the baltimore accent coulda been better but its passable. They shoulda said downy ohshin at some point

[@Noslack412]

I'm from Pittsburgh and I love this skit too. I was in the penitentiary and hearing the Philly slang was weird to us and them hearing the Pittsburgh slang was weird to them. Alot of shit talking during football season, lol.

[@dustinrobinson9767]

This is the funniest and most accurate thing I have ever seen in my life

[@anactualplant9574]

I love how the Dan Marino central Catholic reference was accurate. But the Edgar Allen Poe writing in Philly and Baltimore was just completely wrong. Kroll will always keep you guessing

[@danielbrown1724]

Holy shit, these guys do fantastic Philly accents, especially the chic

[@thegrinch7989]

She's from Philly, she was one of the writers on the show.

[@eels300]

i love that wawa hoagiefest plug

[@madelineweber5605]

As a Pennsylvanian I can confirm this is 100% how we act

[@joshuachassereau9560]

I really wish he had made more of these during the show

[@Late20sSkateboarder]

yoooo I'm from Philly this is funny af and I go to OC, MD whenever I go to the beach and love Hoagiefest at Wawa lmao

[@benkmoskomusic3679]

I wonder if they went with woodermelon-flavored wooder ice in the wooder ice fountain...🤔

[@JustD1zz]

1:27 THAT handshake is criminally underrated.

[@me700gnomes]

Teresa's Balmer accent is unparalleled

[@danastuhl]

both your aunt Joanne's couldn't be more true omg

[@johnsacco397]

@Casey Colgan u couldn't be any wronger dude lol Troy Polomalu is steelers safety dummy u read way to into that joke lol

[@JazzyJonas]

Please make more Pawnsylvania skits! These are gold!

[@1976trav]

I gotta loaf of bread squeezed by Donnie Iris :-)

[@Domvelando]

1976trav lollll

[@aaronallblacks]

As a former Eastern Shore of MD person, the PA people going to OC are 110% true lol

[@n00n1n]

HONUS WAGNER PRE OWNED COLOGNE. Dude, I'd do like 400 bucks for that.

[@GreenLightMe]

Hand jobs by the dave and busters under da ben franklin bridge - you have to live in Philly to get that. haha. Love the kids at the end....YOU DID IT!

[@kimrobertson5956]

Baltimore to Ocean City and back is about a 4 hour round trip. It'd be easier just hit 95 right into b'allmor.

[@thomasmccormick3822]

Lol I highly suggest pausing and reading the product descriptions of the stuff he’s pawning

[@garystarkey6255]

comedic fucking genius. I lost my shit when the guy said dude I'm torqued!!

[@Blonde_jawn]

Wow. I grew up in Baltimore and philly and my family lives in Pittsburgh so the accents and slang is very familiar to me. I love how he corrected the Pittsburgh guy when he said “water” instead of “wooder”. People do that to me often.

[@moahdejene4768]

"Hey yo Murph, why don't ya go on break? Get a lunch over at Wah Wah, you know its Hoagie fest."

[@DanielJamesEgan]

Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philadelphia with Alabama in between.

[@scothammond5736]

The Pittsburgh guy doesn't really hit that western pa accent

[@danastuhl]

you's are nuts this is dead awn

[@kbroomall]

Um this is dead on! LOL!!!!!

[@TheReadheadedJosie]

I want the dream wedding of my dreams too

[@joedesalvo3316]

Comedy Gold

[@danastuhl]

pre awn calown

[@blackcutoffs]

No 'downy ocean' from Casey or Waters seems like a missed opportunity, given the circumstances.

[@stevenseagal4987]

Baltymure operaters

[@gigglyme2001]

I got so happy when I saw Derek Waters!

[@ScubaGolz]

My uncle lives in pencil vains

[@fallrisktv]

So glad I found this. I’ve lived in PA for 3 years now and they covered EXACTLY what I hate about this shithole.

[@Bingus_Bangus]

Philly: Bal tee more Maryland: Balmore Nailed it

[@RSK412]

Yinz nailed it.

[@callmeblubber5038]

Holy shit I’m rolling 😂😂 love this representation of my home 🤙

[@charlesp6461]

Dude, I'm torqued!

[@sethxdecker]

Who else knows this Pawn shop from....something else ;)

[@QuinnYouTube]

Was this edited by Vic Berger?

[@kushntalkfm]

why am i from pittsburgh and also vacation in ocean city md

[@Zpr4y]

Love this show within a show thing hahaha just fcking love it!

[@mossattacks9191]

Baldymore

[@SingularitySessions]

I only wish people not from Pennsylvania realized how funny this is

[@steviejoe7918]

I'll flat out give you 30 bucks if I can come to your wedding and dance with the bride. Deal. Lmao. Edgar Allan Poe wrote his best stuff in Maryland, he was from England. Lmao. Genius.

[@omar9654]

Eagles got no one protecting the qb

[@stevejoseph381]

spigot

[@emmywang346]

THAT DELCO ACCENT IS BEYOND ACCURATE

[@bballkid2422]

Philly accent

[@ELITESrBAMOFOS945]

Dude I'm TORQUED!

[@MsFunnyStuffz]

what does he say at 0:54?? And fucking love Kroll Show

[@brockdennis7887]

"Say hi to both your Aunt Joanne's for me."

[@JacksonJS50Dinky]

They need to tech the guys on it’s always sunny in philly, devito is the only one with an east coast accent and it’s from Jersey

[@graystatemurder7255]

Darr let's repeat ever joke he said in comments below!! You must be jokesters har hairy har

[@chrisw2514]

His wife's is way better

[@crooked_letters]

As a yinzer.. this is so accurate. 😂😂

[@SatansBirdLawExpert]

My mom went to PITT with Dan and Tony…NOT BAD

[@davidentrikin57]

Nick Krill rules.

[@pok3ypup]

I need more pawnsylvania

[@RJMacReady1]

As a non-american, this is some uncanny valley, almost human shit. Like some alternate dimensions thats juuust a bit askew, and they speak...almost english.

[@clockworkalex20]

Accents on point!

[@battlefielding]

Living around Philly helps this sketch so much 😂

[@SuperBigshot99]

Revelant cause we just read Black Cat from Edgar Allen Poe, I'm 28.

[@ChuxBuster]

Maryland is in fact still humid as balls, man.

[@jasonmorasch33]

People are like omg they said wooder right and said wawa... Who the fuck cares it still sounds nothing like philly peoplw at all

[@FLYIN_DAGGERZ]

Sounds like Bam Margera and his friends 😂

[@AdamG319]

Only thing, you wouldn’t go through Maryland to get to OCMD, you’d go through Delaware.

[@thetruth9086]

"you diiiiddddd ittttttt" :D

[@gooksmcdooks466]

Wait... did he say Honus Wagner pre-owned cologne!?!?

[@eyemalien]

noted thug

[@josephmcauley7605]

eyemalien best part of the whole skit

[@joseluki]

If you put a finger covering his face you notice how big is this guy's forehead.

[@69station]

the philly guy is doing a pittsburgh accent and the pittsburgh guy is doin a pittsburgh accent